[GN] The Force Is With Us
Zeke Krahlin
> I think that we don't want to split the Gore vote,
Split it? No way. I want to SHATTER it. I am the unexpected variable,
the free radical that strikes like a thief in the night. There will be
*no political parties or candidates when I'm done.
> but I'll recommend you for a cabinet position ;-)
If this cabinet is anything like a closet, count me out. Unless, of
course, some hunk such as yourself is hiding there, too.
Latest message from the GayTelepathicNetwork ("GayTel" for short):
Randolph Taylor and I will be the first gay couple to marry under the new
Holland gay-marriage law that goes into effect Jan. 1, 2001 (the first day
of the New Millenium, or The Age of Aquarius, or The New Ice Age...take
your pick). This of course, will make us very famous. :)
Randolph has yet to show up, but will soon...and between then and New
Year's eve, the Blue Rose Militia will overrun the entire country, and
establish a new reign of gay liberation that shall usurp the old system
from the bottom up. A lot *more shall happen during this time...
including your own very major role in this great scenario that is about
to unfold as the Flower of Gay Victory bursts open across the globe, in
the light of day for all to witness.
The entire hacker community (world-wide) is now under my command. They
know of you, too, and other newly-prominent figures, and will take
orders from you as if they came from me. Those are my instructions. You
will be contacted, if you haven't already.
The Blue Rose Militia is a rapidly growing gay-military force that is
composed only of totally loyal members. They would rather be dragged
across a valley of hetero shit and die gulping it down, than betray
another soldier. We are easily over 100,000 strong, at this point. What
we lack in numbers we make up in intellectual brilliance. One of our
brains is equal to a million hetero brains.
All communique on the Internet among our members and associates (which
of course includes you) is witnessed by key hackers, that they are
diverted from ever reaching enemy channels. We are free to discuss
whatever we please, with no possibility of sabotage.
Keep an eye out in your Chicago area, for anyone wearing the blue rose
insignia on his or her person. Consider anyone so described as a loyal
compatriot. Accept no false renderings of this insignia, which should
look just like the image here:
http://netjunk.com/users/gaybible/write/bluerose.gif
You are welcome to create a patch for yourself, if you so wish.
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Bob Russell
> Randolph Taylor and I will be the first gay couple to marry under the new
> Holland gay-marriage law that goes into effect Jan. 1, 2001 (the first day
Not unless you obtain Dutch citizenship or legal residency in the
meantime.
Bob Russell
Zeke Krahlin
> Not unless you obtain Dutch citizenship or legal residency in the
> meantime.
Or we do something so great, we become honorary Dutch citizens.
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Troy Westerberg
On Tue, 19 Sep 2000, Bob Russell wrote:
> Not unless you obtain Dutch citizenship or legal residency in the
> meantime.
Which won't happen. Dutch naturalization requires ten years of continuous
residency, proven fluency in Dutch, and approval of the monarch (which is
mostly a formality). Dutch residency is very difficult to obtain unless
one has a job (also not easy to get) or has a need for political asylum.
So, no one from out of the country will be getting married - even if the
Tweede Kamer (Dutch parliament) institutes the law in 2001. And even
that's not really clear yet. The wheels of the Dutch legislative process
move very slowly.
Troy Westerberg
Zeke Krahlin
> Dutch residency is very difficult to obtain unless
> one has a job (also not easy to get) or has a need for political asylum.
Guys (and gals), we're gonna NEED asylum very soon. Bush will be elected,
I predict. We don't have *time to learn Dutch. We only have enough time
for the next two weeks of outgoing flights to Holland. Then it all gets
shut down. In which case, you get here to Northern California by hook,
crook, or deception. For Chrissake, get back in the closet NOW, so you all
can migrate as easily as possible, to the arms of ATHENIA, world's first
gay nation.
Starting two weeks from now: Anyone known to be gay, or even *suspected of
being gay--or being a gay sympathizer--will be denied many vital accesses
now taken for granted in our mobile society. Come to beloved ATHENIA now,
drop everything. We love all our gay sisters and brothers...we don't want
*any to get killed, or dragged into laboratories for genetic experiment.
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Bob Russell
> Guys (and gals), we're gonna NEED asylum very soon. Bush will be elected,
> I predict. We don't have *time to learn Dutch. We only have enough time
> for the next two weeks of outgoing flights to Holland. Then it all gets
> shut down. In which case, you get here to Northern California by hook,
> crook, or deception. For Chrissake, get back in the closet NOW, so you all
> can migrate as easily as possible, to the arms of ATHENIA, world's first
> gay nation.
>
> Starting two weeks from now: Anyone known to be gay, or even *suspected of
> being gay--or being a gay sympathizer--will be denied many vital accesses
> now taken for granted in our mobile society. Come to beloved ATHENIA now,
> drop everything. We love all our gay sisters and brothers...we don't want
> *any to get killed, or dragged into laboratories for genetic experiment.
And what planet did you say you live on?
Bob Russell