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Zeke Krahlin

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Sep 12, 2000, 4:51:28 AM9/12/00

On Sun, 10 Sep 2000 17:31:00 GMT Tom Keske said:
> You should not have tried
> our Dignity to steal
> That is how you became
> a Chameleon's Meal

Definitely food for thought, Tom. Yum, yum! Keep 'em comin' babe, you're
on a roll. To you who read this message: YOU may not realize it, but TOM
realizes it, and *I realize it, and perhaps a couple OTHERS realize it,
but: the queer revolution is right on schedule. It will not be televised,
but it sure as heck will be powered by Unix!

Oh, we're good. There's nothing prouder than Gay Pride. We are the cat's
meow. We are God's favorite. We are invincible. There is no soldier finer
than Tom Keske...and only a handful *as fine.

So let's take it up a notch, match war cry for war cry, in a spiral ever
leading upward to Ultimate Victory:

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BRING MY SOLDIER HOME TO ME
or
THE FLOWER OF VIET NAM

My heart is over-tired, so I must sing this song:
Bring my soldier home to me; he's been gone too long.

Oh, bring my soldier home to me, with a smile on his face,
And a tear or two for me and you, as we march in place.

Oh, bring my soldier home to me; his home is in my heart!
Armageddon is The Wedding; know your part.

Oh, bring my Daddy home to me; I am his only son!
Uncleave my heart, unsheathe my tongue!
Plowshares to swords, faggots to Huns!
Butter to bullets, bread to guns!
(Gay Revolution has begun!)

Oh, bring my lover home to me; the Starving Vet of
Eighty-Four!
I nursed him back in Wash., D.C.; that's why he's still
alive!

Oh, bring my father home to me; the Light is drawing near!
Yea, though I dally in Eureka Valley, I shall have no fear!

Oh, bring my Randolph home to me; the coffee's on the stove!
His tears that fell for all Nam Vets have made His Wish
betrothed!

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PRAYER TO ARTEMIS
(a lesbian elegy)

Oh Artemis, Brave Artemis, Goddess of
The Sacred Hunt, and Savior of Apollo
(For whom Your life was sacrificed
With others soon to follow)!

Perseus had wrought a silver belt made
From Medusa's Snake, for You to wear
Around Your waist to grant complete
protection
From blow or slash of club or sword,
or any other weapon.

In Armageddon You did fight battle after
battle:
Chaste, courageous in Your might,
Standing strong within the light...
Unstained, unslain, unharmed, and
undefeated.

Yet the final skirmish had not been
played
When Apollo lay wounded, dying, flayed,
Blood streaming from His valiant chest--
For the Beast of Lies had done his best
To doom the God of Healing to dark,
eternal rest!

Unswerving in Your heart with courage
like no other,
You gird the silver belt around Your
dearest brother.
Upon that act You were suddenly flung
Beneath the hooves of Satan's steed,
And died...unnoticed, unshrouded,
unsung.

Apollo rose to conquer all,
In this, the last, and greatest,
war.

To honor You, a sister true, each eve He
prays and faces west,
The direction in which You died.
Tears do grace His handsome face as He
looks up to the sky:

Your blood now stains the sunset with
virgin red-rose hues,
Spilled across the battlefield of deep
azures and crystal blues!

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A LITTLE PONY'S LAMENT
-or-
E. PLURIBUS UNicornUM

Randolph never phones me, even when
I'm home
(On a sunny day when I wanna play
In grassy hills and fields
Till the sun goes down).

Randolph never writes me, but that's
okay.
(Even though I'm all alone
I know he's with me and wantsta
kiss me
As soon as he's in town.)

Randolph sometimes bites me, but I
bite back.
(It's only fair, I'm not a bear,
But a little silver pony
With wings and a single horn.)

Randolph thinks I'm crazy, but so do
you.
(Jesus Christ, that's not nice!
For what you do to me you do to
Him!
Thou shalt not scorn!)

Randolph is my comrade, for all
eternity!
(Wherever he goes, I go too!
Semper Fideles Pegasus!
I am one good buddy true blue!)

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DADDY

Daddy loves to have me sit upon his lap,
And feel his cock turn to rock.