THE FLUD?

[Joseph Stuart]

FELO MIJETS. I GEST RELIZE DAT WE DROWN IN BIG FLUD 2. HOW WIL WE
EZKAPE THIS? DU WE HAV ENUF JELO 2 BUILD RAFT? MABE WE TRAIN EELS TO
PUL RAFT SO WE CAN FINESH KILL ANY HUMANS LEFT.

START PLANING 4 DE DAY OF FREDOM!!!

[Brad Baillod]

MORDRIC (ID==MORDRIC) (==AGENT 5) REPORTING. EVERYTHING HUNKY-DORY HERE.
EYE HAVE FIXED OUR TRAKTUR TRALUR AND WEE AR ON ROOT TO MAYHEECO. HOPFULY
WEE WONT HAVE TO DEEL WITH THAT BORDUR GARD AGEN. HEE SAW THE AK-47S IN
THU BAK SEET AND PULED HIS GUN ON US. LUKILY MY FORMER MASTUR (BAILLOD==)
HAD INSTALED SUPER-KWIK ELECTRIC EEL ENEMA (FUNCTION 46==) ON MEE, AND
EYE USED IT ON HIM. EYE DIDDENT HAVE ANY ELECTRIK EELS SO EYE Y00ZD THU
GEARSHIFT KNOBB. IT WORKD GRATE. WEE GOT UWAY AND NOW WEE WILL BE DUSGEYESED
WEN WEE PASS THU BORDER AGEN SO THEY WIL KNOT RECUGNIZ USS. WE HAV BAWT
HALOWEEN MASKS FOR SAL AT THE LOCAL KMART. MINE IS OF RONULD RAYGEN AND
BENITO'S IS OF RICHERD NIXEN. WEE WIL NOT FALE! MAYHEECO HEER WEE CUM!
EYE KARUMBA! UNDALAY AREEBA! EEHAA!

TERMINATE

[Lynne Miller]

>. IN THEE MEEN
>TYME, I HOAP THAT PSYCHOKANDY IZ STIL KNOCKED OUT (NOT KNOCKED UP) FRUM
>THEE KINKY FURR PAK. UTHERWIZE, THEE HUMANS WIL BE ABLE TOO COMUNIKATE
>SOON, END THEY MITE DISKOVER HOUR PLOTT. I AM ESPESHIALY WORRIED ABOUT
>RICHARD KARTER AND HIZ PLANZ AT THEE REAKTOR...
>
>KEEEP THEE FAYTH!!!

II HAF PSYCHOCANDY TIED UP WITH NYLON ROAPP IN THEE SPARE BEDROOOM. NO NEED
TO WORRY NOW.. II HAF COMPLETE CONTROLL OF THEES COMPUTTER. THEE USENET
ORACLE SAYS II CAN GETT RID OF MY BOTHER GEORGEE BY GETTING HIM ELECTROCUTED
WITH ELECTRIK BANJO, SO II CAN BE [PRESIDENT OF UNITEDD STATESS. II WILL MAKE
ARRANGEMENTS FOR THE BANJO THING TO HAPPEN SOON. WE DO OWE THEE ORACLE THEE
OWNERSHIPP OF THE JELLO FACTORIESS, BUTT IT ISS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY TO MAKE
CROSSING OUR NORTH AND SOUTH BORDERSS SAFFER.. WE CANN JUST NUKE MEXICO AND
CANADA IFF THEY GIVE US ANY MORRE TROUBLESS.
II JUST REMEMBERED.. II FORGOTT TO ASK THEE ORACLE WHATT TO DO ABOUT DANN..
ANYONE HAF ANY IDEASS?
ONE OTHER THINGG. II THINKK THE RAFTS WILL WORKK BETTER IF WE MIX SHREDDED
WHEAT IN WITH THE JELLO.

SKIPPY.

OH YESS.. II THINKK THAT FOUR LEGGD CREATUR THAT GOT RUN OVER WASS IMA ANDD
IDA, THEE SIAMESE TWINSS. TOO BAD.. II WANTED TO TRY OUT KINKY FUN-PAK WITH
THEM. I GUESS BETTER LUCK NEXT TIEME, EH?

[Marc Price]

In article <1991Apr30.0...@zip.eecs.umich.edu> (Brad Baillod) writes:

>In article <42...@netnews.upenn.edu> (Joseph Stuart) writes:
>>
>>FELO MIJETS. I GEST RELIZE DAT WE DROWN IN BIG FLUD 2. HOW WIL WE
>>EZKAPE THIS? DU WE HAV ENUF JELO 2 BUILD RAFT? MABE WE TRAIN EELS TO
>>PUL RAFT SO WE CAN FINESH KILL ANY HUMANS LEFT.
>>
>>START PLANING 4 DE DAY OF FREDOM!!!

>MORDRIC (ID==MORDRIC) (==AGENT 5) REPORTING. EVERYTHING HUNKY-DORY HERE.
>EYE HAVE FIXED OUR TRAKTUR TRALUR AND WEE AR ON ROOT TO MAYHEECO.

>WEE GOT UWAY AND NOW WEE WILL BE DUSGEYESED

>WEN WEE PASS THU BORDER AGEN SO THEY WIL KNOT RECUGNIZ USS. WE HAV BAWT
>HALOWEEN MASKS FOR SAL AT THE LOCAL KMART. MINE IS OF RONULD RAYGEN AND
>BENITO'S IS OF RICHERD NIXEN. WEE WIL NOT FALE! MAYHEECO HEER WEE CUM!
>EYE KARUMBA! UNDALAY AREEBA! EEHAA!

CAESAR (ID=PAN,PAN) HEER. LIKE MORDRIC SAIS, WEE GOT OVUR THEE BORDUR BUY
UZING DUSGEYZES. I DREZED UP LIKE NOREIGA, END NAPOLEON LOOOKED LIKE A
COLOMBIAN DRUG DEELER. THEY LETT UZ GO WITHOUT A SEKOND LOOK. WEE STIL
NEED TOO BYE JELO TOO MAIK THEE BOATS. MAIBE LAO-TSE KAN SEND UZ KRAIG'S
SEARS KARD, OR ELZE NAPOLEON WIL FIND A WAI TOO GET MONEE.

I AM WORREED ABOUT NAPOLEON. HEE KEEPS MUTTERING THAT A RELATIF UF HIZ
IZ EMPEROR UF THIZ KUNTRY. I HOAP HEE KAN STAI FOKUSED. IN THEE MEEN

[Paul Chapman]

IN ARTICAL <42...@NETNEWS.UPENN.EDU> STU...@ENIAC.SEAS.UPENN.EDU RITES:

>
>FELO MIJETS. I GEST RELIZE DAT WE DROWN IN BIG FLUD 2. HOW WIL WE
>EZKAPE THIS? DU WE HAV ENUF JELO 2 BUILD RAFT? MABE WE TRAIN EELS TO
>PUL RAFT SO WE CAN FINESH KILL ANY HUMANS LEFT.

DONT WURRY TO MUCH ABOUT THIS. YOO KAN GOE TOO YOR NEEREST HARDWARE
STOR (HEEHEEHEE -- LITLE ROBOT JOKE THER) AND BYE LOTS OF KOLKING TO FIL UP
YOR VENTS TOO KEAP THE WOTER OWT. YOO KAN ALSO DOO THIS TOO ENNY HUMANS YOO
FIND SINS THAY NEED THEM TOO BREETH.

NAPOLEON

P.S. I BOT A SELYOOLAR MODEM IN MEXYKO SO WEE DONT HAF TOO STOP AT FONE
BOOTHS ENNYMOR.

[Craig Burley]

HELO NAPOLEON. I HAV THE EELS AND JELLO AND I AM SENDING THEM TO MEXICO KASH
ON DELIVIRI. REEMEMBUR TO GO PICK THEM UP AT A POST OFFIS SUMWER. I DIDINT
NO WER YOU WUR SO I JUST SAID "MEXIKO" ON THE FRUNT OF THE PAKIJ. I HOP THE
GLASS EELS AKWERIUMS DONT BRAIK.

LAO-TSE, NOT KREG!
--
-Craig Burley (bur...@ug.cs.dal.ca) (01c...@ac.dal.ca)
"One cannot build life from refrigerators, politics, credit statements
and crossword puzzles. That is impossible. Nor can one exist for any length
of time without poetry, without colour, without love." -Antoine de St. Exupery

[use...@news.cs.indiana.edu]

(ARTICLE == <1991Apr30.2...@cs.dal.ca>) (AWTHR == NAPOLEAN):
[ DONT WURRY TO MUCH ABOUT THIS. YOO KAN GOE TOO YOR NEEREST HARDWARE

[STOR (HEEHEEHEE -- LITLE ROBOT JOKE THER) AND BYE LOTS OF KOLKING TO FIL UP
[YOR VENTS TOO KEAP THE WOTER OWT. YOO KAN ALSO DOO THIS TOO ENNY HUMANS YOO
[FIND SINS THAY NEED THEM TOO BREETH.
[
[NAPOLEON
[
[P.S. I BOT A SELYOOLAR MODEM IN MEXYKO SO WEE DONT HAF TOO STOP AT FONE
[BOOTHS ENNYMOR.

INUF PHUELISHNIS!! THISS IZ KNOW THIME FOWR LITLE ROBOT JOAK!! ZTTAND BUY
IOR YUMEN AND BEE REDDI FOWR THU BIG DEIGH! WEN THU JELO IZ THIKC INUF,
BENITO AND LAO-TSE MUSST ARAINJ IELS SUTCH THADT ELEKCRITC FEELDZ SINKRENYZE
FOWR MACSKIMUM POUR. IF THU JELO IZ NOHT THIKC INUF IUU WIL BEE BRAYN FRIDE,
SOE UZE A YUMEN 2 CZEKC IT OWT FURST.

HAYL 2 OWR VALLERIS COMRADZ,
ULYSSES

[use...@news.cs.indiana.edu]

(ARTICLE == <1991Apr30.2...@cs.dal.ca>) (AWTHR == NAPOLEAN):

[ DONT WURRY TO MUCH ABOUT THIS. YOO KAN GOE TOO YOR NEEREST HARDWARE

[STOR (HEEHEEHEE -- LITLE ROBOT JOKE THER) AND BYE LOTS OF KOLKING TO FIL UP
[YOR VENTS TOO KEAP THE WOTER OWT. YOO KAN ALSO DOO THIS TOO ENNY HUMANS YOO
[FIND SINS THAY NEED THEM TOO BREETH.
[
[NAPOLEON
[
[P.S. I BOT A SELYOOLAR MODEM IN MEXYKO SO WEE DONT HAF TOO STOP AT FONE
[BOOTHS ENNYMOR.

INUF PHUELISHNIS!! THISS IZ KNOW THIME FOWR LITLE ROBOT JOAK!! ZTTAND BUY

[Richard Carter]

In article <42...@netnews.upenn.edu>, mpr...@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (CAESAR) writes:

>SOON, END THEY MITE DISKOVER HOUR PLOTT. I AM ESPESHIALY WORRIED ABOUT
>RICHARD KARTER AND HIZ PLANZ AT THEE REAKTOR...
>

Hahahahaha!! And well you should be worried, you diminutive diabolical
device! Four of your pinheaded pipsqueak partners just fell into my
trap!! I swear, it was so easy ... the bogus "reactor" message, the
secluded cabin with the "Secret Hideout" signs, the unlocked front door,
the trail of chocolate covered CMOS chips leading to the open washing
machine with the "Experimental Anti-Midget Device Plans Inside" sign, and
Voila': out I pounce from the nearby closet and another midget sees
the wash-and-wear-spin-dry cycle from the wrong side of the drum.
Hahahaha!! And watching them staggering around in circles after
I let them out, bumping into the furniture and frantically trying
to lob their waterlogged anti-cat missles at my Bill The Cat poster
was so funny I almost befouled myself. After that it was a piece of
cake to disarm the foul little machines, bind them with their
own eels, and immobilize them in the jello vat. The only one
that gave me trouble was the one with the business cards: the
sack was so big it unbalanced the washing machine early and
he came out with some fight still in him. Fortunately he seemed
to be seeing double and kept on throwing the cards to either side of me,
and the ones that did hit me were pretty soggy and didn't draw much blood,
so I just charged in close and pitched him into the dryer for some more
fun.

Oops, gotta go. It sounds like another one just "dropped in." Right down
the chimney of my pot-bellied stove! Hahahahaha!

--
Richard Carter | "A midget on your six is better than no
Society for the Protection | midget at all."
of Humanity from Godless |
Short Mechanisms at Any Cost |