[F] Oxford 10/10 Meet Report and Quotefile
Stewart Tolhurst
think we suffered somewhat from an excess of AFP things happening
this weekend (Oxford, Bedford and London!).
Anyway the attendees were
Parte the First
Stewart Tolhurst
Anejo
Kheldar
LoneWolf
Chris Horry
John Barberio
Parte the seconde
Stewart Tolhurst
Anejo
Chris Horry
Lonewolf
John Barberio
John Warden
Ailbhe
Adrian
(plus associated hangers on!!)
I proceeded to the Turf and spent the next 10 minutes wondering round
aimlessly wondering why I had volenteered to organise this and trying
to find a reasonable sized table!!
Anejo (who had allowed an hour to get to the pub in case the
instructions were dodgy - such little faith...) spotted me and we
then pondered whether this may in fact be the smallest meet in the
history of AFP.... However our fears where unfounded as first
Kheldar, then Chris Horry made themselves known. John Barberio
eventually joined the group having been lurking for about 45 minutes
(we were going to approach him on the next circuit - honest!) -
prominently displaying Anejo's copy of TLC might have helped!! John
brought further material to advertise our purpose - maya chocolate
and chocolate coated coffee beans (which have cause both myself and
Chris Horry to change our AFP codes).Lonewolf was the last to join
the happy throng having been in the pub for over an hour now being
able to spot us!! After lunch (or two in Kheldar's case) and much
beer Anejo departed to a 21st Birthday party but vowed to return!
Kheldar then had to vanish as RL was calling!! The remainder of the
group then adjurned to Waterstones to buy PTerry books in the hope of
making ourselves more prominent in the Eagle and Child (CH bought
Sourcery, I bought the Watch Diary and Lonewolf bought the Discworld
Mappe).
Once in the Eagle and Child things were in danger of quietening down
until we were "Ailbhe'd" as the lady in question (whose name I will
never forget how to pronounce after having to pay a number of fines),
Adrian and John Warden appeared (adding a significant amount of life
to the occasion). John B's chocolate coffee beans may have also
helped liven things up as most of them were scoffed at this point!
Anejo re-appeared later (together with a group dragged from party)
and things started to get rather silly and drunken. It was during
this time that Chris and Anjeo tried to up their AFPurity by getting
married... not sure of the legality of the situation though - I feel
that John Warden should adjudicate (as he was the designated driver
and stone cold sober.....)
Finally we got chucked out of the Eagle and Child and the group went
their separate ways....
Special credit must be given to Chris Horry who really really
intended to go home after "parte the first" but somehow didn't......
Quotefile:
Kheldar: There are far too many Americans on alt.fan.eddings
Anejo: I think of Gid as a big beard
Kheldar: "I think Gid is just a beard on legs"
...later...
Chris H: "You could also say Ailbhe is a personality on legs :)"
Kheldar: Where are you going?
Chris Horry: Aylesbury.
Kheldar: Don't.
Stewart: That really is the coffee and chocolate experience
John B: "Has anyone ever noticed how afp meets always end up being
exactly
the same as afp?"
*embarassed silence*
Chris H to Ailbhe: "You are devilishly attractive"
Ailbhe: "Polygamy is excellant"
Anjeo: "Oh it does tickle"
Ailbhe: "But he's got his clothes on...."
Chris H to Anjeo: "You are wonderful and sexy"
Anjeo to Chris H: "You are wonderful and sexy"
Potientially libelious text by Stewart
Quotes by Chris Horry, Anejo and Stewart
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John Barberio
> Anyway the attendees were
[snip]
> Parte the seconde
>
> Stewart Tolhurst
> Anejo
> Chris Horry
> Lonewolf
> John Barberio
> John Warden
> Ailbhe
> Adrian
And Wilde Hildebeasts, Goths, and Otaku !
[snip]
> John B's chocolate coffee beans may have also
> helped liven things up as most of them were scoffed at this point!
Posably due to the fact the white ones had rum in them. The pub also
had a Chocolate dispenser.
[snip]
> Anejo re-appeared later (together with a group dragged from party)
> and things started to get rather silly and drunken. It was during
> this time that Chris and Anjeo tried to up their AFPurity by getting
> married... not sure of the legality of the situation though - I feel
> that John Warden should adjudicate (as he was the designated driver
> and stone cold sober.....)
Also, Alibhe tried to crush Adrian, by geting people to sit on
him. (Resulting in "Your only 8 Stone !") I was the last to sit
on the pile... And Alibhe decided to be "Helpful" and pull me
up a bit. The term Wedgie was then discused.
> Finally we got chucked out of the Eagle and Child and the group went
> their separate ways....
Mised that bit, got draged off by wilde Hildebeasts to a
diferent party :)
> Quotefile:
Alibhe : Your cute, and your cute, and your cute.
Alibhe : Bounce Bounce Bounce !
- J
MegaMole
<9729...@brookes.ac.uk> writes
>Alibhe : Your cute, and your cute, and your cute.
>
>Alibhe : Bounce Bounce Bounce !
>
>
> - J
As a victim^H cuddle-ee of Ms. Leamy, and a party to the London renegade
meet at which the term was coined, I MUST ask -
were any drinks ailbhed?
<*sploosh*>
8)
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John Barberio
> As a victim^H cuddle-ee of Ms. Leamy, and a party to the London renegade
> meet at which the term was coined, I MUST ask -
>
> were any drinks ailbhed?
>
> <*sploosh*>
No, the tables at the bird and baby... Ahem, Eagle and Child
where cast iron, and quite heavy...
- J
Anejo
John Barberio <9729...@brookes.ac.uk> wrote in article
<36226B...@brookes.ac.uk>...
However, despite the innate superiority of Fowl and Foetus tables, Ailbhe
did manage to Ailbhe her own drink, which resulted in an interesting damp
stain on her thigh.
Anejo
Stewart Tolhurst
Anejo <khar...@hotmail.com> wrote in article
<01bdf689$d418f600$250110ac@rev008>...
>
>
> John Barberio <9729...@brookes.ac.uk> wrote in article
> <36226B...@brookes.ac.uk>...
><snip>
> However, despite the innate superiority of Fowl and Foetus tables, Ailbhe
> did manage to Ailbhe her own drink, which resulted in an interesting damp
> stain on her thigh.
Why were you paying so much attention to Ailbhe's thighs?
<evil grin>
Stewart
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Ailbhe Leamy
Stewart Tolhurst <97344209...@brookes.ac.uk> wrote in message
<01bdf685$792fc920$0f47...@deepthought.music.ox.ac.uk>...[snip]
>> However, despite the innate superiority of Fowl and Foetus tables, Ailbhe
>> did manage to Ailbhe her own drink, which resulted in an interesting damp
>> stain on her thigh.
>Why were you paying so much attention to Ailbhe's thighs?
><evil grin>
I wish...
ailbhe xxxxxxx; usherette to q; never did a purity test, honest!
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Grymma
Chris Horry wrote in message <36227...@scooby.nildram.co.uk>...
>Stewart Tolhurst <97344209...@brookes.ac.uk> came up with:
>
>: Special credit must be given to Chris Horry who really really
>: intended to go home after "parte the first" but somehow
didn't......
>
>
>: Chris H to Anjeo: "You are wonderful and sexy"
>
>: Anjeo to Chris H: "You are wonderful and sexy"
>
S'alright. <fx/wails> 'S'not fair that I can't meet you to prove that
I'm sex on toast, and you don't need any other afpiance(e)s!
<fx/waaaahhhhh!!>
It was the drink talking, and the lure of afpurity points, wasn't it?
<fx/pleading eyes>
;-))
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Kheldar
Anejo wrote:
> However, despite the innate superiority of Fowl and Foetus tables, Ailbhe
> did manage to Ailbhe her own drink, which resulted in an interesting damp
> stain on her thigh.
>
> Anejo
This I suppose depends on what interests you....
~Chris
*8-)
Stewart Tolhurst
Couple of Anjeo quotes I forgot to add.
"Zoe Ball is a talentless bimbo"
"Ce'Nedra is the Zoe Ball of Fantasy"
LoneWolf
"Stewart Tolhurst" <97344209...@brookes.ac.uk> wrote on alt.fan.pratchett:
I am glad someone did this, I wasn't too sure whether some of the things that
happened did or didn't. They did.
<snip>
>Lonewolf was the last to join the happy throng having been in the pub
>for over an hour now being able to spot us!!
Recovering as I was from a very-much alcoholically excessive friday night :)
<snip>
>Once in the Eagle and Child things were in danger of quietening down
>until we were "Ailbhe'd" as the lady in question (whose name I will
>never forget how to pronounce after having to pay a number of fines),
>Adrian and John Warden appeared (adding a significant amount of life
>to the occasion).
And so a quiet and subdued four became six more lively AFPers, and an Ailbhe
(not so much lively, as about to go into orbit).
> John B's chocolate coffee beans may have also
>helped liven things up as most of them were scoffed at this point!
>Anejo re-appeared later (together with a group dragged from party)
>and things started to get rather silly and drunken. It was during
>this time that Chris and Anjeo tried to up their AFPurity by getting
>married... not sure of the legality of the situation though - I feel
>that John Warden should adjudicate (as he was the designated driver
>and stone cold sober.....)
I honestly can't comment. I don't want to be done for libel.
>Finally we got chucked out of the Eagle and Child and the group went
>their separate ways....
I believe 'chucked out' is a harsh term. We were politely asked to leave.
>Special credit must be given to Chris Horry who really really
>intended to go home after "parte the first" but somehow didn't......
See Kheldar's quote.
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LoneWolf
wrote on alt.fan.pratchett:
>Stewart Tolhurst <97344209...@brookes.ac.uk> came up with:
>: Chris H to Anjeo: "You are wonderful and sexy"
>
>: Anjeo to Chris H: "You are wonderful and sexy"
>
>*grin*...*runs like hell before Grymma reads it...* :)
You might be running faster, if anyone had had the presence of mind to have had
a camera ;)
Any inferences made from this are purely co-incidental.
reap...@my-dejanews.com
"Stewart Tolhurst" <97344209...@brookes.ac.uk> wrote:
>
> Couple of Anjeo quotes I forgot to add.
>
> "Zoe Ball is a talentless bimbo"
>
> "Ce'Nedra is the Zoe Ball of Fantasy"
I dunno, I see Ce'Nedra as sort of like a supercharged Bonnie Langford on acid
:)
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says...
> I dunno, I see Ce'Nedra as sort of like a supercharged Bonnie Langford on acid
> :)
>
> Joe
>
>
preoccupied with asserting one's independence, she'd make a good
Ce'Nedra. That is, assuming we're talking about the book character and
not a real person who happens to have such a wierd name.
Emma
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Stewart Tolhurst
Emma of XXXXia <funky...@hotmail.com> wrote in article
<MPG.10908b193...@192.168.0.1>...
> In article <701rdk$h4j$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
reap...@my-dejanews.com
> says...
> I have no idea who Bonnie Langford is, but if she's basically a
bimbo
> preoccupied with asserting one's independence, she'd make a good
> Ce'Nedra. That is, assuming we're talking about the book character
and
> not a real person who happens to have such a wierd name.
Bonnie Langford is a curley red haired bouncy person (she's a dancer
and actress) who played violet elizabeth bott in Just William in the
70s and can be a littlew irritating. The thing you probably will
have seen her in is SYlvester McCoy's first seanson as Doctor Who.
She played Mel(anie) Bush. To be honest I don't think that she's as
amazingly sullen as Ce'Nedra tends to be......
Now Zoe Ball is a radio presenter (NOT DJ) who probably only got to
the top because her dad is a UK TV celebrity. She is basically a
talentless bint who is currently preoccupied with asserting her
independance (she's just gone "solo" on the BBC radio 1 breakfast
show). She's actually not very good on her own and now that she is
it has become patently obvious that she was coasting on the fact that
her previous co-host of said breakfast show was very talented and
funnny. While she isn't...
Stewart
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>Now Zoe Ball is a radio presenter (NOT DJ) who probably only got to
>the top because her dad is a UK TV celebrity. She is basically a
>talentless bint who is currently preoccupied with asserting her
>independance (she's just gone "solo" on the BBC radio 1 breakfast
>show). She's actually not very good on her own and now that she is
>it has become patently obvious that she was coasting on the fact that
>her previous co-host of said breakfast show was very talented and
>funnny. While she isn't...
>
>Stewart
>Stewart Tolhurst (AFPiancee to Babylon (and her dragon))
Oh Stewart we are going to have our first
disagreement on this as I have met Zoė
and she is nice. I like her and she is v good
with children in the Children's TV that she
does. I will also admit I have a rather
large photo of her aswell!
If you want to know why and how
I met her and why I know she is nice
just email and I'll tell you.
So not bad for our first disagreement was it?
Woman with Purple Dragon (afpiencee to Stewart)
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Stewart Tolhurst
Babylon <babylo...@CompuServe.com> wrote in article
<OLMZBOJ#9GA...@nih2naac.prod2.compuserve.com>...
> Stewart Tolhurst <97344209...@brookes.ac.uk> wrote in message
> <01bdf881$d1b4d240$671b...@max1.public.ox.ac.uk>...
> Oh Stewart we are going to have our first
> disagreement on this as I have met Zoė
> and she is nice.
Wasn't commenting on her "niceness" but on her ability as a solo radio DJ.
She has always worked in a pair and she is stronger when she has someone to
bounce stuff off (a TV/Radio husband).
> I like her and she is v good
> with children in the Children's TV that she
> does.
I'm sure she is - I think that she should probably have stuck to Children's
TV (though she wasn't too bad on the Big Breakfast.....) On a children's
medium she comes over all "big sistery" (at least the few times I've seen
her) but on something more aimed at "adults" (Radio 1 for adults, disscuss)
she comes over as vacuous (to me anyway). Up until Kevin got kicked out
(which is the way it appears to me) my SO would get up at 7 and would
regulary comment on the fact that I could be heard giggle for a full half
hour before I managed to drag myself out of bed. This isn't the case any
more :(
> If you want to know why and how
> I met her and why I know she is nice
> just email and I'll tell you.
Will do!
> So not bad for our first disagreement was it?
I don't think I need to call the lawyers!!
*hugs*
Stewart
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Anejo
<OLMZBOJ#9GA...@nih2naac.prod2.compuserve.com>...
> Oh Stewart we are going to have our first
> disagreement on this as I have met Zoė
> and she is nice. I like her and she is v good
> with children in the Children's TV that she
> does. I will also admit I have a rather
> large photo of her aswell!
> If you want to know why and how
> I met her and why I know she is nice
> just email and I'll tell you.
>
> So not bad for our first disagreement was it?
Just because she's nice doesn't mean she's any good at what she does. I'm
a lovely person[1] but I'd be a hopeless DJ^H^Hradio presenter.
Anejo
[1] Stop sniggering at the back there!
Stewart Tolhurst
Anejo <an...@gwydion.highwayone.net> wrote in article
<01bdf8f4$da913520$250110ac@rev008>...
> Babylon <babylo...@CompuServe.com> wrote in article
> <OLMZBOJ#9GA...@nih2naac.prod2.compuserve.com>...
<snip>
> Just because she's nice doesn't mean she's any good at what she does.
I'm
> a lovely person[1] but I'd be a hopeless DJ^H^Hradio presenter.
>
> Anejo
>
> [1] Stop sniggering at the back there!
>
But YOU ARE a lovely person. I'm not sniggering. Much.
Stewart (at the risk of getting grrred at by Kheldar)
Suzi
>
> Bonnie Langford is a curley red haired bouncy person (she's a dancer
> and actress)
And which universe is this in? <gdr>
Suzi
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> Stewart Tolhurst wrote:
> >
> > Bonnie Langford is a curley red haired bouncy person (she's a dancer
> > and actress)
> ^^^^^^^
> And which universe is this in? <gdr>
There is a problem that if you point a camera at someone good looking
they become an "actor/actress"... Despite sometimes not being able
to string a coherent sentence, or have more emotions than a block
of wood.
- J (Who had quite a lot of training to be an Actor but isnt an
Actor any more due to Agents from hell and the lack of good
pay... Oh, and the catering is usualy terible)
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Stewart Tolhurst
Suzi <Su...@lspace.org> wrote in article <362738...@lspace.org>...
> Stewart Tolhurst wrote:
> >
> > Bonnie Langford is a curley red haired bouncy person (she's a dancer
> > and actress)
> ^^^^^^^
>
> And which universe is this in? <gdr>
But she was perfect for Peter Pan during the 80s - suitably irritating
(Peter Pan annoys me....)
Wasn't she in that TV show that Wayne Sleep had in the early 80s?
Stewart
Kheldar
Stewart Tolhurst wrote:
> Just because she's nice doesn't mean she's any good at what she does.
> I'm
> > a lovely person[1] but I'd be a hopeless DJ^H^Hradio presenter.
> >
> > Anejo
> >
> > [1] Stop sniggering at the back there!
> >
>
> But YOU ARE a lovely person. I'm not sniggering. Much.
>
> Stewart (at the risk of getting grrred at by Kheldar)
<fx: grrrs> *8-)
Duty done let me add my humble note to the symphony of
afpirmation offered my gracefull afpiancee: you ARE a lovely person...
~Chris
Anejo
<36275C48...@highwayone.net>...
> Stewart Tolhurst wrote:
> > But YOU ARE a lovely person. I'm not sniggering. Much.
> >
> > Stewart (at the risk of getting grrred at by Kheldar)
>
> <fx: grrrs> *8-)
>
> Duty done let me add my humble note to the symphony of
> afpirmation offered my gracefull afpiancee: you ARE a lovely person...
Okay, now I'm getting suspicious. You just want my Maya Gold, don't you?
Well I'll tell you now, you're not getting it, it's mine I tell you!
Anejo - suspicious
Heather Knowles
Stewart Tolhurst <97344209...@brookes.ac.uk> writes
>
>Wasn't she <Bonnie Langford> in that TV show that Wayne Sleep had in
the early 80s?
>
'The Hot Shoe Show'? (Gods, I'm sad....)
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LoneWolf
wrote on alt.fan.pratchett:
>Stewart Tolhurst <97344209...@brookes.ac.uk> came up with:
>
>: Anejo <khar...@hotmail.com> wrote in article
>: <01bdf689$d418f600$250110ac@rev008>...
>:>
>:> John Barberio <9729...@brookes.ac.uk> wrote in article
>:> <36226B...@brookes.ac.uk>...
>:><snip>
>:> However, despite the innate superiority of Fowl and Foetus tables, Ailbhe
>:> did manage to Ailbhe her own drink, which resulted in an interesting damp
>:> stain on her thigh.
>: Why were you paying so much attention to Ailbhe's thighs?
>: <evil grin>
>
>Darn you beat me too it :)
The reply, or the attention to her thighs?
Sam
<97344209...@brookes.ac.uk> put digit to keypad, in order to
say:
>
>
>Suzi <Su...@lspace.org> wrote in article <362738...@lspace.org>...
>> Stewart Tolhurst wrote:
>> >
>> > Bonnie Langford is a curley red haired bouncy person (she's a dancer
>> > and actress)
>> ^^^^^^^
>>
>> And which universe is this in? <gdr>
>But she was perfect for Peter Pan during the 80s - suitably irritating
>(Peter Pan annoys me....)
>
>Wasn't she in that TV show that Wayne Sleep had in the early 80s?
>
Wasn't she a Doctor Who sidekick at some point?
Sam
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John Leith
<hea...@fanged.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>In article <01bdf90b$d85a6080$0f47...@deepthought.music.ox.ac.uk>,
>Stewart Tolhurst <97344209...@brookes.ac.uk> writes
>>
>>Wasn't she <Bonnie Langford> in that TV show that Wayne Sleep had in
>the early 80s?
>>
>'The Hot Shoe Show'? (Gods, I'm sad....)
I'm sadder than that, I quite liked it.
and yes she was a Dr Who sidekick but all she had to do was scream and
be useless, its easy to see why she stopped really.
John Leith BF
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> Okay, now I'm getting suspicious. You just want my Maya Gold, don't you?
> Well I'll tell you now, you're not getting it, it's mine I tell you!
>
> Anejo - suspicious
See how easy it is too sow the seeds of Discordia with a well placed
bar of choclate and bag of cccb's...
BwHaHaHaHaHaHaHa ! First Oxford, tomorow...
er...
Oxford...
- J
Dooferlad
<snip Zoe Ball stuff>
>Just because she's nice doesn't mean she's any good at what she does.
I must agree with everyone out there who thinks that Zoë is cra^H^H^Hnot very
good by her self on the radio. I thought that she was good with Kev because
Kev had enough obscure wit and enough talent to make up for her maniac
dribblings and they bounced off each other in a way that made the program
work. I hate the stupid set-up now where there are a bunch of loyal people
ready to laugh at everything she says, I don't listen to it much. After I wake
up I put on a CD as opposed to about the last 4 or 5 years of my life when I
woke up to the current brekky DJ.
Now don't get me wrong, Zoë is a very attractive girl but she ain't no good by
her self. I could of course solve this predicament by becoming the talented
bloke with the lovely voice that prevents her from Zoing all over the show. I
think it pays well for the BBC as well. Free lunch, 2 shillings and sixpence.
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> Stewart Tolhurst wrote:
> >
> > Bonnie Langford is a curley red haired bouncy person (she's a dancer
> > and actress)
> ^^^^^^^
>
> And which universe is this in? <gdr>
Fair's Fair Suzi, She played a wonderful Rumpleteaser. :)
Barry R. B.F. The Official Sad Bastard
--
In Carols Heap, In Lottie's Scrum, In Ailbhe's Queue,
A part of the Collective, A Member of the Harem, AFPShrink to MEG,
mumblemumblemumbleAaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhH!!!anOLFmumblemumble
John Warden
>To provide a nice and helpful record of what happened at the Oxfrod meet,
>"Stewart Tolhurst" <97344209...@brookes.ac.uk> wrote on
alt.fan.pratchett:
>
<snip>
>Anejo re-appeared later (together with a group dragged from party)
>and things started to get rather silly and drunken. It was during
>this time that Chris and Anjeo tried to up their AFPurity by getting
>married... not sure of the legality of the situation though - I feel
>that John Warden should adjudicate (as he was the designated driver
>and stone cold sober.....)
>
Designated driver I may have been, stuck on orange juice all night (despite
the temptations offered by the Bird and Brat). So, I made up for lost time
once we had repaired to my country residence.
Any recollections are, therefore, coloured by [1] some rather nice burgundy
[2] some even nicer Knockando 1980 and [3] the passage of time.
My impression was that Chris and Anejo were certainly intent on making
radical alterations to their AFPurity score (or, indeed their general purity
score). As to the legality of the proposal, any offer made under the
affluence of incohol may be recanted, provided that such recantation is
mutually agreed upon and ratified within 24 hours. Therefore, as the oldest
and most sober person present, I therefore declare that Chris and Anejo are
duly and certifiably AFPfianced.
John Warden
Private chef and pilot to Ailbhe, head of her queueueue, and provider of
"the best sex aid on the table"
Brian Howlett
had this to say :
> On Fri, 16 Oct 1998 17:05:23 +0100, Heather Knowles
> <hea...@fanged.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> In article <01bdf90b$d85a6080$0f47...@deepthought.music.ox.ac.uk>,
>> Stewart Tolhurst <97344209...@brookes.ac.uk> writes
>>>
>>> Wasn't she <Bonnie Langford> in that TV show that Wayne Sleep had in
>>> the early 80s?
>>>
>> 'The Hot Shoe Show'? (Gods, I'm sad....)
>>
> I'm sadder than that, I quite liked it.
> and yes she was a Dr Who sidekick but all she had to do was scream and
~~~~~~~~~
> be useless, its easy to see why she stopped really.
You mis-spelled "ever did". HTH, HAND...
--
Brian Howlett
-----------------------------------------------------
"Fingers are fine, but you can't beat a good fork..."
(Me - at a party)
Paul Andinach
> And now, in the continuing story of afp, jle...@iap.org.uk (John Leith)
> had this to say :
>
> > and yes she was a Dr Who sidekick but all she had to do was scream
> ~~~~~~~~~
> > and be useless, its easy to see why she stopped really.
>
> You mis-spelled "ever did". HTH, HAND...
Mel never screamed. Squealed, maybe...
One of the reasons she's so disliked in some quarters is that all she
had to do was scream, and she couldn't even do that properly. :)
Paul
--
"I seem to have developed a reputation for the uncanny... It may be
related to a certain escapade involving a couple of planets which
shall remain nameless."
- Orson Welles
Cyclops
> Anejo wrote in message <01bdf8f4$da913520$250110ac@rev008>...
>
> <snip Zoe Ball stuff>
>
> >Just because she's nice doesn't mean she's any good at what she does.
>
> I must agree with everyone out there who thinks that Zoë is cra^H^H^Hnot very
> good by her self on the radio. I thought that she was good with Kev because
> Kev had enough obscure wit and enough talent to make up for her maniac
> dribblings and they bounced off each other in a way that made the program
> work. I hate the stupid set-up now where there are a bunch of loyal people
> ready to laugh at everything she says, I don't listen to it much. After I wake
> up I put on a CD as opposed to about the last 4 or 5 years of my life when I
> woke up to the current brekky DJ.
>
all these serious kind of side issues as well but even then, he
does so in an entertaining way.
>
> Now don't get me wrong, Zoë is a very attractive girl but she ain't no good by
> her self.
>
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Lewis (aka Solmu)
<postm...@cyclops.force9.co.ukp> wrote:
>"Dooferlad" <mchu...@sheep.baa.baa.fs2.ee.umist.ac.uk> said...
>> Anejo wrote in message <01bdf8f4$da913520$250110ac@rev008>...
>> her self.
>How else would you want her?
I think they'd like the very attractive Zoė along with someone else at
the same time? :)
*cough*
Oh look, someones bringing me my coat, how kind.
--Lewis
Lindsay
Dooferlad wrote in message ...
>Anejo wrote in message <01bdf8f4$da913520$250110ac@rev008>...
>
>
>>Just because she's nice doesn't mean she's any good at what she does.
>
very
>good by her self on the radio. I thought that she was good with Kev because
>Kev had enough obscure wit and enough talent to make up for her maniac
>dribblings and they bounced off each other in a way that made the program
>work. I hate the stupid set-up now where there are a bunch of loyal people
>ready to laugh at everything she says, I don't listen to it much. After I
wake
>up I put on a CD as opposed to about the last 4 or 5 years of my life when
I
>woke up to the current brekky DJ.
>
Terry Wogan...
Linz, ducking back to uk.media.radio.bbc-r2
--
oh, not really a pedant, I wouldn't say
reply to: li...@earthling.net
You can also find linz at gofar dot demon dot co dot uk
Find the FAQ at http://listen.to/radio2
Red Horus
about Bonnie Langford/Mel:
>Mel never screamed. Squealed, maybe...
>
>One of the reasons she's so disliked in some quarters is that all she
>had to do was scream, and she couldn't even do that properly. :)
But in an earlier incarnation, do remember that
Bonnie Langford could apparently:
"Scream and scream and scream until she was sick"
(which I find quite ironic actually, seeing as
I can be sick and sick and sick until I scream) ;>
--
Red Horus
"Small though it is, the human brain can
be quite effective if used properly!"
[:]Spamtrap: remember - there's no such thing as Angel Internet[:]
Barry R
<Jason woz 'ere>
> What you want, guv, is to retune to Radio 2 - choice of Sarah Kennedy or
> Terry Wogan...
Lindsay, this has been my choice of early morning listening for many
years now. (when I get to work normal hours that is). I have only one
question,
WYMM?
> Linz, ducking back to uk.media.radio.bbc-r2
--
Barry R. B.F. The Official Sad Bastard
--
In Carols Heap, In Lottie's Scrum, In Ailbhe's Queue,
A part of the Collective, A Member of the Harem, AFPShrink to MEG,
Who lurks on umr2
Lindsay
Barry R wrote in message ...
>In article <70kg3u$39h$2...@yama.mcc.ac.uk>, Lindsay wossnamed:
>
> <Jason woz 'ere>
>
>> What you want, guv, is to retune to Radio 2 - choice of Sarah Kennedy or
>> Terry Wogan...
>
>Lindsay, this has been my choice of early morning listening for many
>years now. (when I get to work normal hours that is). I have only one
>question,
>
>WYMM?
>
Linz, trying to remember how many afpers have WYMM'd her...
Michael Grant
A long time ago, on a Usenet far, far away, Lindsay Endell scribed:
^
> Linz, trying to remember how many afpers have WYMM'd her...
As in "WYMM, YILT[1], Thank you! *wilt*" ?
ttfn,
Mchl Grnt; member, TSBOAFP
[1] "Yes, I'd love to".
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