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[OT - sorry regs] Is your son a 'hacker'? (haha)

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Sir_LANs-a-lot

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Mar 24, 2002, 3:12:08 PM3/24/02
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What a highly misinformed individual the person who wrote this drivel
must be:

http://sjeemz.nl/tmp/hacker.html

Funny... but in a sad kind of way...

I installed Linux, so I guess I'll hand myself in to the Feds any day
now.. bwhahahahahaaaaa

I wonder if the companies he mentions could sue for defamation?

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Fraggal

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Mar 24, 2002, 4:08:31 PM3/24/02
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funny thing is some people might belive that and live by it

what a dumb fuck
hahahaha
fraggal
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'Dungeon' Dave

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Mar 24, 2002, 5:25:23 PM3/24/02
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bevodka, Sir_LANs-a-lot <ya...@127.0.0.1> is pissed again!


>What a highly misinformed individual the person who wrote this drivel
>must be:
>
>http://sjeemz.nl/tmp/hacker.html
>
>Funny... but in a sad kind of way...
>

I first caught this from TheRegister a while back (only a few months
ago); someone there wrote in after the link was posted mentioning that
it was a spoof troll, originally written in a newsgroup a few years
back.

I just wonder how many people believe it, though!
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'Dungeon' Dave

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Mar 24, 2002, 6:16:34 PM3/24/02
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bevodka, 'Dungeon' Dave <MA...@nospam.localhost> is pissed again!

while we're on (off) the subject:

http://ugrad-www.cs.colorado.edu/~crosby/asr/Im-a-sysadmin

Sir_LANs-a-lot

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Mar 24, 2002, 6:41:30 PM3/24/02
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On Sun, 24 Mar 2002 23:16:34 +0000, 'Dungeon' Dave
<MA...@nospam.localhost> completed a bonus round and had collected the
following letters:

>begin or
>
>bevodka, 'Dungeon' Dave <MA...@nospam.localhost> is pissed again!
>
>while we're on (off) the subject:
>
>http://ugrad-www.cs.colorado.edu/~crosby/asr/Im-a-sysadmin
>
>end

Stop that!, it's very silly..... very silly indeed...

=)

EXstatic

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Mar 24, 2002, 7:13:58 PM3/24/02
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"Sir_LANs-a-lot" <ya...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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> What a highly misinformed individual the person who wrote this drivel
> must be:
>
> http://sjeemz.nl/tmp/hacker.html
>
> Funny... but in a sad kind of way...
>
> I installed Linux, so I guess I'll hand myself in to the Feds any day
> now.. bwhahahahahaaaaa
>
> I wonder if the companies he mentions could sue for defamation?
>

Congratulations, 'sir', you have now proven yourself to be exactly the kind
of person that makes America the country it is today.

¿µ?
À la recherche du temps perdu


Sir_LANs-a-lot

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Mar 24, 2002, 7:49:11 PM3/24/02
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On Mon, 25 Mar 2002 12:13:58 +1200, "EXstatic" <nu...@null.null>

completed a bonus round and had collected the following letters:

---Snip


>
>Congratulations, 'sir', you have now proven yourself to be exactly the kind
>of person that makes America the country it is today.
>
>¿µ?
>À la recherche du temps perdu
>

I'll take that compliment!

=)

EXstatic

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Mar 24, 2002, 7:56:07 PM3/24/02
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"Sir_LANs-a-lot" <ya...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 25 Mar 2002 12:13:58 +1200, "EXstatic" <nu...@null.null>
> completed a bonus round and had collected the following letters:
>
> >Congratulations, 'sir', you have now proven yourself to be exactly the
kind
> >of person that makes America the country it is today.
>
> I'll take that compliment!
>
> =)
>
I was hoping you would.

'Dungeon' Dave

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Mar 25, 2002, 9:19:51 AM3/25/02
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begin or bevodka, Sir_LANs-a-lot <ya...@127.0.0.1> is pissed again!
>
>Stop that!, it's very silly..... very silly indeed...
>
Verily a Python moment, methinks.

nb: you run *nix systems, do you not Sir? I've just formatted some man
pages for BOFH usage. Care to sample?

THE BROWNS

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Mar 25, 2002, 12:09:09 PM3/25/02
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It was replaced with a print out for a Ben and Jerry's action cow, so I
didnt get to see it


'Dungeon' Dave

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Mar 25, 2002, 12:20:21 PM3/25/02
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begin 644 not.bin

Sir_LANs-a-lot <ya...@127.0.0.1> said...


>
>Funny... but in a sad kind of way...
>

http://www.usfca.edu/fbrc/stella_awards.htm

- bit old, but someone drew my attention to this via e-mail today.

Sir_LANs-a-lot

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Mar 25, 2002, 5:57:46 PM3/25/02
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On Mon, 25 Mar 2002 14:19:51 +0000, 'Dungeon' Dave

<MA...@nospam.localhost> completed a bonus round and had collected the
following letters:

>begin or bevodka, Sir_LANs-a-lot <ya...@127.0.0.1> is pissed again!


>>
>>Stop that!, it's very silly..... very silly indeed...
>>
>Verily a Python moment, methinks.
>
>nb: you run *nix systems, do you not Sir? I've just formatted some man
>pages for BOFH usage. Care to sample?
>end

'ello

Unfortunately, I seem to have toasted my *nix box for the moment
(doh..) so I'll pass up on it for now.

Cheers

Mindfield

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Mar 26, 2002, 12:47:01 AM3/26/02
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On Sun, 24 Mar 2002 20:12:08 +0000, Sir_LANs-a-lot <ya...@127.0.0.1>
wrote:

>What a highly misinformed individual the person who wrote this drivel
>must be:
>
>http://sjeemz.nl/tmp/hacker.html
>
>Funny... but in a sad kind of way...
>
>I installed Linux, so I guess I'll hand myself in to the Feds any day
>now.. bwhahahahahaaaaa
>
>I wonder if the companies he mentions could sue for defamation?

It's a joke. It almost has to be, doesn't it? I mean, no one,
outside of card-carrying members of fanatical religious cults, is that
mind-numbingly ignorant or deluded. Quake as a hacker training
ground? "Lunix" as a hacker operating system that will physically
damage your computer during a removal attempt? Bonzi Buddy as l33t
h@xorz app? The smell of wet troll fur is overwhelming. The fact
that it appeared on some moralizing parental site just makes it all
the more amusing.

I think I'll do a little DOSing, now...

C:> hack microsoft.com
Connecting to 207.46.197.100...
Connected.
Welcome to Microsoft's open raw socket.
Please identify yourself.

login: haxor
password: *******
Login/password incorrect.

Login: leethaxor
password: ****

User leethaxor logged in.

MOTD:

You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't have even been able to log in.
We're hacker-proof.

/usr/bin/
csh> set $prompt l33ThAxoR Wuz 'Ere
l33thAxoR Wuz 'Ere> logout
Goodbye.

Hee-hee.

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Mindfield

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Mar 26, 2002, 12:48:07 AM3/26/02
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On Mon, 25 Mar 2002 17:20:21 +0000, 'Dungeon' Dave
<MA...@nospam.localhost> wrote:

>begin 644 not.bin
>
> Sir_LANs-a-lot <ya...@127.0.0.1> said...
>>
>>Funny... but in a sad kind of way...
>>
>http://www.usfca.edu/fbrc/stella_awards.htm
>
>- bit old, but someone drew my attention to this via e-mail today.
>end

The main difference here is that these lawsuits are actually real.
Terribly sad, but certainly reaffirming that justice is not only
blind, but often deaf and stupid, too.

Anthony D. Saxton

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Mar 27, 2002, 4:46:28 AM3/27/02
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