[Sith War 8.1] Piggly Wiggly & Jiggly
Rainbow Heron
<between Gratuitous Violence and Bigger Kipper>
===Part One: Crap Show Room===
Alice muttered to herself, "Great I'm showing a sex maniac to his room
and he'd damn well better not be checking out my ass..." She turned
around suddenly, Miller quickly looked up at the ceiling and started
to innocently whistle.
She led the way down the halls to the sleeping quarters and found him
an unoccupied one. They opened the door and walked in. "Any baggage?"
she asked wryly. "No but the room does look a might dusy, I don't
suppose you-" She saw that one coming a mile away. "I don't do rooms,
I don't do French Maid outfits, and I sure as hell won't do you!"
Miller grabbed his chest as if he'd been shot by an arrow, whether it
was a deadly one or one of Cupid's she didn't want to know. Instead
she simply turned to leave but before she was out the door, a yelp
came from near the bathroom. "Damn door why the hell is it locked?"
Miller was having a wrestling match with the doorknob.
"JIGGLYPUFF! PUFF PUFF! JIGGLY!!" an unmentionable noise pierced the
air and both humans grabbed their noses. "PHEW!"
"They've been monopolizing the bathrooms for the past 4 hours. The
ones who ate the potato," she explained with a very nasal voice.
"Potato?" he could still smell it even tho he had buried his face in
his jacket.
"Yeah don't eat 'em unless you're in need of exercise."
Mark tried getting all suave on Alice again. "I do need the exercise
and I could eat you-" "Pi-ka-CHU!!!!!!!!" PeterPika had slipped in
unnoticed and gave him a big zap.
Alice grinned triumphantly from behid her sleeve. "This is PeterPika,
one of my Pokemon-" "Pika!" he greeted the shocked man but didn't
smile. "And he's my bodyguard."
He was so dazed that he couldn't come up with a response, he only
looked at the orange Pikachu with a look of 'gee thanks alot'
expression on his face.
She turned to leave again, "There's an empty bathroom down the hall.
You can use that one until my other Pokemon recover."
PeterPika gave the new arrival one last warning look before he exited
the room with Alice. Miller wondered if she was gonna be worth it...
===Part Two: What an Ass===
They had to hold the meeting again so Hawkins could explain his
kick-ass plan to Miller. Skuzz kept interrupting with ghetto outbursts
which still amused Alice even if it did sound rather graphic when he
started talking about "ho's" and "pussy". Miller couldn't stop looking
at her and PeterPika had already zapped him twice again. Alice
couldn't tell if Miller was actually liking that or not.
It was really damn late by the time the meeting ended. The Jigglypuffs
what had finally come out of the bathroom after having severe
explosive diherrea for the past 7 straight hours and were sitting on
pillows around the hangar that held the Jump-DMC.
"I suppose y'all drank up all the beer already?"
Ianpuff surpressed another 'ouch' and managed "Yep, and we're all out
of trout too. I don't suppose there's a supermarket nearby?"
Hamillpuff, in his agony, was surprisingly hungry, "Yeah! And when's
dinner? And how come we gotta stay in the hangar?"
Alice reached in to the trunk and pulled out her suitcase. "Apparently
the Shaven Wookies are allergic to Jigglypuffs, but not the others.
Not quite sure why yet."
"Probably has something to do with Ewanpuff," Seanpuff snickered. "Is
he still in the bathroom?"
"Yep, he ate the most. And considering how rude he was to Hawkins, I
hope his ass hurts damn good by the time he gets out." She didn't like
to punish her Pokemon, but sometimes it was necessary, and Ewanpuff
*did* have the worst reputation...and the saddest situation prior to
his joining up with them (but that's another story).
Jedichu agreed, "He's such an ass sometimes-"
"Who you calling an ass?" Pokey trotted into the hangar. The Pokemon
were really happy to see him. "Oh we were just talking about how
Miller seems to have a small crush on Alice," Jedichu explained. Alice
snorted and rolled her eyes. The ailing Jigglypuffs began to snicker
and nudge each other. "Oh shut up."
Pokey looked really glum. "What's gotcha down?" inquired Alice.
"It's my old friend Gumby. I can't stop thinking about him, how he's
now turned into a Porkinite and all. I miss him so much. I keep
thinking aobut the good times, like when I used to let him ride on my
back when no one was around. And then there was this one night-"
Everyone cringed. Alice stepped in quickly, "uh, I think we can
understand that. You miss your friend very much." Pokey nodded his
head a sniffed. Jedichu and Hot ROddish walked over to him to comfort
him. "He'll come back someday."
"I really hope so. <sniffle>. But he can be such a stubborn ass
sometimes. There's no way anyone can talk sense into him now."
Jedichu offered Pokey a hanky, but the horse ended up blowing his nose
in his Jedi robe instead. "Chu..." PeterPika sighed, feeling both of
their pain.
===Part Three: Good Morning Sunshine===
Alice didn't sleep well that night. Miller had managed to kick
Ewanpuff out of his now-overly stinky bathroom when the diherrea had
let up temporarily, but that meant that Ewanpuff was now stuck and
stinking up Alice's bathroom. Since he had eaten the most potato, his
gastric problems were the worst. At least she wouldn't have to get on
his case about not exercising for quite some time to come. He was
still in there come morning.
Alice woke, gathered up her bathroom kit and headed for the one down
the hallway and bumped into Miller. He whistled at her when he got a
look at her in her bunny-themed pjs. She blushed and ran back to her
room. She then growled at herself and kicked the wall- waking up
PetePika and Jedichu, who had decided to stay with her to help ward
off Miller.
She got dressed and hearded the others into the hallway.
Everyone in the fortress were readying themselves for Hawkins' great
plan. The Wookies were all freshly shaven (with some help from Hot
ROddish) and Skuzz was all excited and getting himself psyched up by
playing 2-Pak at full blast.
She found Hawkins in the kitchen, rummaging for something under the
sink. Alice checked around the cupbards for something to eat and found
nothing. "Great, no breakfast," she observed. "And I'm all out of
supplies. Especially the trout. I don't suppose we could stop by a
supermarket or something on the way? I can't go anywhere without
trout!"
"Pika Pika!" PeterPika was sad that there was no pumpkin either. Not
even so much as canned pie filling.
"What the hell is so important about trout?" Hawkins started throwing
stuff out of the cupbard, still searching. About 45 aersol cans
started rolling around on the floor. PeterPika nearly tripped over
one.
"We don't go into battle without Alice's home-brewed non-alcoholic
trout-flavored beer. It's a tradition." Jedichu happily explained.
Hawkins wasn't sure if the thought of trout-flavored beer sounded
appealing or disgusting. Especially if it didn't involve alcohol.
PeterPika tugged at Alice's sleeve, he *really* wanted his pumpkin
fix. "We could also use some pumpkin..."
Hawkins banged his head on the underside of the sink, and took it out
on Alice, "Good gracious you gonna be so picky about everything!?!"
"Just asking sheesh! Don't be such a grouch! Besides you're running on
empty here anyway!"
Just then Miller walked in, "Whassup you ol' dirty bastard?!" He
slapped Hawkins on the ass, which made him bang his skull again.
Miller then turned to greet Alice, but she pretended to go for
something in the fridge and opened the door on him, knocking him to
the floor. The 2 Pikachu giggled.
Gathering himself up he returned to his chipper self right quickly.
"Alright so when do we go? Where do we hit 'em first?! I want some
ACTION!" That was the one thing Miller and Alice had in common- they
were both tired of just sitting around.
Hawkins sighed, "Well if Old Mother Hubbard would feel better, I
suppose we could head to the Piggly-Wiggly. The food might be good
bait anyway."
Alice ignored the remark. "At the very least you could also pick up
whatever it is you're looking for there."
"Yeah I suppose. Dammit! Why can't I find it?" He finally crawled out
from the cupbard. "So if you two don't already have other plans I
suppose we could go now. Let's see if the Wookies have rounded up
everything yet."
They all headed out of the kitchen, when Jedichu stopped Hawkins.
"Don't forget the sink."
"Oh yeah," and Hawkins ripped it out of the counter.
===Part Four: Who Goes There?===
After feeding them what was left of the now-empty food supply they had
brought with them, Alice put all of her Pokemon, except the still-sick
Ewanpuff and Jedichu, into their Pokeballs and attatched them to her
belt.
Several of the Shaven Wookies had also begun to complain about the
lack of food, so Hawkins decided that the only way he was going to
execute his plan was to first take a hunting party and sled over to
the Piggly-Wiggly. Jedichu decided to forego the shopping and help
the Wookies pack the repulsorlift carts.
Hawkins tossed in the kitchen sink in with the other stuff, gathered
up his hunting party, and then turned to Alice. "Might as well pick up
a few more razors while I'm at it, your Oddish can't hold out forever,
as good as he is."
They headed towards the main doors when Miller caught up to attempt to
speak with Alice again. "As long as you're going out, what do you
think about you, me, and some whipped cream?"
Alice was just about to retort when the doors opened and right in
front of them, in the snow, lay a young blonde, a pair of butt-checks
and Darth Gumby, who was wearing nothing but a white hanky and a red
ribbon.
============
SUMMARY:
-Miller is still hitting on Alice much to her chagrin
-PeterPika is very protective of Alice and will shock whomever tries
to get near her
-Whomever eats of The Potato and ends up with spontaneus
uncontrollable strenuous exercise will after a few hours develop
explosive diherrea and will be in the bathroom for many hours
-There is NOTHING to eat and Alice needs to make more beer to keep
with tradition
-Hawkins was looking for something under the kitchen sink (which seems
to be part of his plan)
-Everyone is about to leave for the Piggly-Wiggly when they see Gumby
& co on their doorstep
============
-Rainbow Heron
(sig wonders what the kitchen sink is for)
Your turn!
Galactic Boobies
"Rainbow Heron" <rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote in message
news:3bd8f132...@nntp.ftc-i.net...
> ============
> SUMMARY:
>
> -Miller is still hitting on Alice much to her chagrin
> -PeterPika is very protective of Alice and will shock whomever tries
> to get near her
> -Whomever eats of The Potato and ends up with spontaneus
> uncontrollable strenuous exercise will after a few hours develop
> explosive diherrea and will be in the bathroom for many hours
> -There is NOTHING to eat and Alice needs to make more beer to keep
> with tradition
> -Hawkins was looking for something under the kitchen sink (which seems
> to be part of his plan)
> -Everyone is about to leave for the Piggly-Wiggly when they see Gumby
> & co on their doorstep
> ============
Couldn't just leave it alone, could you? Had to go for the diarrhea bit. You
realize what this does to the next Porkinite post.
Porkins give us strength...and immodium.
Jade
--
Good stuff, "Alice"!
-Muuurgh (-o-)
"Galactic Boobies" <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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No Body will walk the streets of RASSM for months.
-Muuurgh (-o-)
Porkins is fat.
Rainbow Heron
<jad...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>Couldn't just leave it alone, could you? Had to go for the diarrhea bit. You
>realize what this does to the next Porkinite post.
:-D There might be a stage three...
>Good stuff, "Alice"!
Why thank you I'm glad you liked it!
-Rainbow Heron
(sig thanks you too)
So *that's* how you spell "diarrhea"! <grumble> "What a dictionary!
You have to know how to spell a word before you can look up how to
spell it!" -Anne Sullivan "The Miracle Worker"...and I couldn't find
it! Darn Encarta >:-P~
Darth Gumby
rainbo...@ftc-i.net (Rainbow Heron) wrote in message:
> "It's my old friend Gumby. I can't stop thinking about him, how he's
> now turned into a Porkinite and all. I miss him so much. I keep
> thinking aobut the good times, like when I used to let him ride on my
> back when no one was around. And then there was this one night-"
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
> Everyone cringed. Alice stepped in quickly, "uh, I think we can
> understand that. You miss your friend very much." Pokey nodded his
> head a sniffed. Jedichu and Hot ROddish walked over to him to comfort
> him. "He'll come back someday."
Awww.
Gumby
*adjusts ribbon*
<.sigs are pissed because they have no Google presence>
Rainbow Heron
wrote:
>This 'un hasn't made it to my server yet... hmm.
>
>rainbo...@ftc-i.net (Rainbow Heron) wrote in message:
>
>
>> "It's my old friend Gumby. I can't stop thinking about him, how he's
>> now turned into a Porkinite and all. I miss him so much. I keep
>> thinking aobut the good times, like when I used to let him ride on my
>> back when no one was around. And then there was this one night-"
>
>GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I thought you'd appreciate that! :-D
>> Everyone cringed. Alice stepped in quickly, "uh, I think we can
>> understand that. You miss your friend very much." Pokey nodded his
>> head a sniffed. Jedichu and Hot ROddish walked over to him to comfort
>> him. "He'll come back someday."
>
>Awww.
<the 'Puffs hand out Puffs>
>Gumby
>
>*adjusts ribbon*
Still got that wrapping paper?
><.sigs are pissed because they have no Google presence>
-Rainbow Heron
(sig says to DG's .sigs: "You know you *could* get into a pissing
match, but the matches don't exactly light afterwards...">
Sig, for once *I'm* embarassed...
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>On 26 Oct 2001 23:10:58 -0700, darth...@hotmail.com (Darth Gumby)
>wrote:
>
>>> "It's my old friend Gumby. I can't stop thinking about him, how he's
>>> now turned into a Porkinite and all. I miss him so much. I keep
>>> thinking aobut the good times, like when I used to let him ride on my
>>> back when no one was around. And then there was this one night-"
>>
>>GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>
>I thought you'd appreciate that! :-D
It brought back such memories...
><the 'Puffs hand out Puffs>
<.sigs check to make sure the Puffs weren't used by the
'Puffs during their explosive diarrhea incident>
>>*adjusts ribbon*
>
>Still got that wrapping paper?
<.sigs blow their noses on the Puffs provided by the
'Puffs and proceed to plaster Gumby with them>
>><.sigs are pissed because they have no Google presence>
>
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig says to DG's .sigs: "You know you *could* get into a pissing
>match, but the matches don't exactly light afterwards...">
<.sigs sit and think about that for a while, until alt.
.sig pipes up and asks "wouldn't that burn?">
>Sig, for once *I'm* embarassed...
Hey, at least you're not covered in sticky tissues...
Gumby
Rainbow Heron
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>> "It's my old friend Gumby. I can't stop thinking about him, how he's
>>>> now turned into a Porkinite and all. I miss him so much. I keep
>>>> thinking aobut the good times, like when I used to let him ride on my
>>>> back when no one was around. And then there was this one night-"
>>>
>>>GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>
>>I thought you'd appreciate that! :-D
>
>It brought back such memories...
Could put memories in a book...but not a book of matches.
>><the 'Puffs hand out Puffs>
>
><.sigs check to make sure the Puffs weren't used by the
>'Puffs during their explosive diarrhea incident>
Don't worry, the 'Puffs used squeezed Charmin.
>>>*adjusts ribbon*
>>
>>Still got that wrapping paper?
>
><.sigs blow their noses on the Puffs provided by the
>'Puffs and proceed to plaster Gumby with them>
<RH's sig wonders why DG is stucco to the wall with sticky white
stuff>
>>><.sigs are pissed because they have no Google presence>
>>
>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sig says to DG's .sigs: "You know you *could* get into a pissing
>>match, but the matches don't exactly light afterwards...">
>
><.sigs sit and think about that for a while, until alt.
>.sig pipes up and asks "wouldn't that burn?">
<ng sig goes into the matches' bathroom to see if google eyes will
burn>
>>Sig, for once *I'm* embarassed...
>
>Hey, at least you're not covered in sticky tissues...
Sitcky tissues are sticky t-issues. You got an issue with your tea?
-Rainbow Heron
(sig found some bubble paper!)
Uh-oh. Bathroom. Tissues. Burn. Matches. Tea...I'm gonna regret this:
of course twinkling begins with a "t"!
(ng sig again: <slap!> That's enough toilet humor...)
Can't, on a roll...<help!>
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>On Sun, 28 Oct 2001 01:15:58 -0400, DarthGumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>It brought back such memories...
>
>Could put memories in a book...but not a book of matches.
We could play memory by matching up matches.
>>><the 'Puffs hand out Puffs>
>>
>><.sigs check to make sure the Puffs weren't used by the
>>'Puffs during their explosive diarrhea incident>
>
>Don't worry, the 'Puffs used squeezed Charmin.
<a woman named Charmin shows up with a lawyer and says
"they're the ones that squeezed me!">
>><.sigs blow their noses on the Puffs provided by the
>>'Puffs and proceed to plaster Gumby with them>
>
><RH's sig wonders why DG is stucco to the wall with sticky white
>stuff>
I wonder too. Only the .sigs' noses know.
>>>(sig says to DG's .sigs: "You know you *could* get into a pissing
>>>match, but the matches don't exactly light afterwards...">
>>
>><.sigs sit and think about that for a while, until alt.
>>.sig pipes up and asks "wouldn't that burn?">
>
><ng sig goes into the matches' bathroom to see if google eyes will
>burn>
<.sigs watch in terror as RH's ng sig is washed out the
bathroom door in a flood of google tears.>
>Sitcky tissues are sticky t-issues. You got an issue with your tea?
*looks into cup* There's no garlic in my tea!
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig found some bubble paper!)
<.sigs imagine the fun of using bubble paper in place
of ordinary tissue paper>
>Uh-oh. Bathroom. Tissues. Burn. Matches. Tea...I'm gonna regret this:
>of course twinkling begins with a "t"!
Twinkle twinkle little .sig...
<.sigs drag DG off stage with giant towel hook>
>(ng sig again: <slap!> That's enough toilet humor...)
>
>Can't, on a roll...<help!>
<.sigs have roll rolling contest, but get a sinking
feeling when the rolls, unlike logs, sink in the
bathtub.>
Gumby
Galactic Boobies
"DarthGumby" <DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1ogptt0q6ao1nnuae...@4ax.com...
I don't ever want this conversation to end. Can you keep it going for me? I
must have your entertainment.
Jade
--
It's like watching twins try and figure each other out.
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>"DarthGumby" <DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> On Sun, 28 Oct 2001 08:13:28 GMT, Rainbow Heron
>> telepathically conveyed:
>>
>>>(ng sig again: <slap!> That's enough toilet humor...)
>>>
>>>Can't, on a roll...<help!>
>>
>> <.sigs have roll rolling contest, but get a sinking
>> feeling when the rolls, unlike logs, sink in the
>> bathtub.>
>
>I don't ever want this conversation to end. Can you keep it going for me? I
>must have your entertainment.
You should see the behind the scenes antics, perhaps we
should include those on the DVD.
>Jade
Gumby
<.sigs are off running through the lemonade sprinkler
with Ewanpuff and Hot ROddish>
Rainbow Heron
============
>>>It brought back such memories...
>>
>>Could put memories in a book...but not a book of matches.
>
>We could play memory by matching up matches.
<RH ALWAYS beat Dad whenever they played a match of Memory>
>>>><the 'Puffs hand out Puffs>
>>>
>>><.sigs check to make sure the Puffs weren't used by the
>>>'Puffs during their explosive diarrhea incident>
>>
>>Don't worry, the 'Puffs used squeezed Charmin.
>
><a woman named Charmin shows up with a lawyer and says
>"they're the ones that squeezed me!">
<Hamillpuff blushes then points to Ewanpuff:>"HE did it!"
>>><.sigs blow their noses on the Puffs provided by the
>>>'Puffs and proceed to plaster Gumby with them>
>>
>><RH's sig wonders why DG is stucco to the wall with sticky white
>>stuff>
>
>I wonder too. Only the .sigs' noses know.
The nose knows?
I don't know. No 'knows'...no no no...
>>>>(sig says to DG's .sigs: "You know you *could* get into a pissing
>>>>match, but the matches don't exactly light afterwards...">
>>>
>>><.sigs sit and think about that for a while, until alt.
>>>.sig pipes up and asks "wouldn't that burn?">
>>
>><ng sig goes into the matches' bathroom to see if google eyes will
>>burn>
>
><.sigs watch in terror as RH's ng sig is washed out the
>bathroom door in a flood of google tears.>
<ng sig ecounters a DoDo bird that can do deux Dew>
>>Sitcky tissues are sticky t-issues. You got an issue with your tea?
>
>*looks into cup* There's no garlic in my tea!
<Hot ROddish dices up some garlic and puts it into DG's tea>
I've never seen a gar lick.
>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sig found some bubble paper!)
>
><.sigs imagine the fun of using bubble paper in place
>of ordinary tissue paper>
<Ewanpuff>Sneeze! BloooooPOPoPOPPOPPOPoow. *sniffle*
<Brownie gives Ewanpuff a curious look as she thinks he's cooking
popcorn>
>>Uh-oh. Bathroom. Tissues. Burn. Matches. Tea...I'm gonna regret this:
>>of course twinkling begins with a "t"!
>
>Twinkle twinkle little .sig...
<ng sig>" H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P...oops wrong song."
><.sigs drag DG off stage with giant towel hook>
<Ianpuff snickers>
<Ewanpuff eats Ianpuff's Snickers>
>>(ng sig again: <slap!> That's enough toilet humor...)
>>
>>Can't, on a roll...<help!>
>
><.sigs have roll rolling contest, but get a sinking
>feeling when the rolls, unlike logs, sink in the
>bathtub.>
ROTFL!
<Ianpuff & Seanpuff pull out the log book and attempt to roll it>
-Rainbow Heron
(sig eats the roll)
Speaking of rolls, I think Hot ROddish once joyrode a Royce...
Rainbow Heron
>I don't ever want this conversation to end. Can you keep it going for me?
ROTFL! We still have our other threads going in email; combined and
expanded but still going.
>I must have your entertainment.
Hmm, maybe we should charge admission. You ready to admit to anything?
>It's like watching twins try and figure each other out.
:-)
-Rainbow Heron
(sig might end up staying and not getting automated)
Maybe.
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
><had to go to Google again, my newsserver is still screwing up>
I think our servers all have loose screws.
>============
>>>>It brought back such memories...
>>>
>>>Could put memories in a book...but not a book of matches.
>>
>>We could play memory by matching up matches.
>
><RH ALWAYS beat Dad whenever they played a match of Memory>
<.sigs try to beat each other at memory, but forget the
rules and end up eating the cards with slices of
cheese>
>>>>><the 'Puffs hand out Puffs>
>>>>
>>>><.sigs check to make sure the Puffs weren't used by the
>>>>'Puffs during their explosive diarrhea incident>
>>>
>>>Don't worry, the 'Puffs used squeezed Charmin.
>>
>><a woman named Charmin shows up with a lawyer and says
>>"they're the ones that squeezed me!">
>
><Hamillpuff blushes then points to Ewanpuff:>"HE did it!"
<alt. .sig sneaks up behind lawyer and Charmin,
squeezes Charmin then runs away leaving lawyer to get
slapped for freshness>
<.sig thinks alt. .sig watched too much Benny Hill as a
.siglet>
>>>><.sigs blow their noses on the Puffs provided by the
>>>>'Puffs and proceed to plaster Gumby with them>
>>>
>>><RH's sig wonders why DG is stucco to the wall with sticky white
>>>stuff>
>>
>>I wonder too. Only the .sigs' noses know.
>
>The nose knows?
>
>I don't know. No 'knows'...no no no...
<.sig sings the no no song while alt. .sig attempts to
make Ewanpuff yell No very loudly>
>>><ng sig goes into the matches' bathroom to see if google eyes will
>>>burn>
>>
>><.sigs watch in terror as RH's ng sig is washed out the
>>bathroom door in a flood of google tears.>
>
><ng sig ecounters a DoDo bird that can do deux Dew>
<alt. .sig follows White Rabbit down a poopchute>
>>>Sitcky tissues are sticky t-issues. You got an issue with your tea?
>>
>>*looks into cup* There's no garlic in my tea!
>
><Hot ROddish dices up some garlic and puts it into DG's tea>
>
>I've never seen a gar lick.
<.sig yells "gar!" and gets parrot out of the e-mail
thread>
<parrot brings a lollipop for .sig>
>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>(sig found some bubble paper!)
>>
>><.sigs imagine the fun of using bubble paper in place
>>of ordinary tissue paper>
>
><Ewanpuff>Sneeze! BloooooPOPoPOPPOPPOPoow. *sniffle*
<.sig dives under the table and puts on flak jacket>
><Brownie gives Ewanpuff a curious look as she thinks he's cooking
>popcorn>
<alt. .sig thinks so too, and gets out lots of butter
and cheese to put on the popcorn>
>>>Uh-oh. Bathroom. Tissues. Burn. Matches. Tea...I'm gonna regret this:
>>>of course twinkling begins with a "t"!
>>
>>Twinkle twinkle little .sig...
>
><ng sig>" H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P...oops wrong song."
the world is a vampire!
<.sigs groan and tell DG that transition sucked>
>><.sigs drag DG off stage with giant towel hook>
>
><Ianpuff snickers>
><Ewanpuff eats Ianpuff's Snickers>
<alt. .sig, getting impatient for popcorn, eats DG's
sneakers>
>>>(ng sig again: <slap!> That's enough toilet humor...)
>>>
>>>Can't, on a roll...<help!>
>>
>><.sigs have roll rolling contest, but get a sinking
>>feeling when the rolls, unlike logs, sink in the
>>bathtub.>
>
>ROTFL!
>
><Ianpuff & Seanpuff pull out the log book and attempt to roll it>
<.sigs attempt to roll floor, but it just folds>
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig eats the roll)
>
>Speaking of rolls, I think Hot ROddish once joyrode a Royce...
<.sig oohs in admiration and then asks Hot ROddish if
he's been to the Car Wash. 70's music begins to play.>
Gumby
Daniel Olin Miller
> >I wonder too. Only the .sigs' noses know.
>
> The nose knows?
>
> I don't know. No 'knows'...no no no...
The SHADOW knows! Heh heh heh heh heh heh...
Lamont O. Cranston
Rainbow Heron
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>><had to go to Google again, my newsserver is still screwing up>
>
>I think our servers all have loose screws.
<RH picks up loose screw and puts it in her pocket for her phantom
screw collection>
They always disappear as mysteriously as they appeared.
>>============
>>>>>It brought back such memories...
>>>>
>>>>Could put memories in a book...but not a book of matches.
>>>
>>>We could play memory by matching up matches.
>>
>><RH ALWAYS beat Dad whenever they played a match of Memory>
>
><.sigs try to beat each other at memory, but forget the
>rules and end up eating the cards with slices of
>cheese>
Cards with slices of cheese you say? Watch out for the monterray Jack!
<Ewanpuff attempts to scare the alter-ego Alice with a Queen of
Hearts>
>>>>>><the 'Puffs hand out Puffs>
>>>>>
>>>>><.sigs check to make sure the Puffs weren't used by the
>>>>>'Puffs during their explosive diarrhea incident>
>>>>
>>>>Don't worry, the 'Puffs used squeezed Charmin.
>>>
>>><a woman named Charmin shows up with a lawyer and says
>>>"they're the ones that squeezed me!">
>>
>><Hamillpuff blushes then points to Ewanpuff:>"HE did it!"
>
><alt. .sig sneaks up behind lawyer and Charmin,
>squeezes Charmin then runs away leaving lawyer to get
>slapped for freshness>
<Jedichu senses that there is a whipple in the Force>
><.sig thinks alt. .sig watched too much Benny Hill as a
>.siglet>
<alter-ego Alice thinks one day she may expand on her Pokemon
collection and digs into her memory for good candidates. She starts to
sing in her reverie:>"Siglet sig siglet sig siglet sig..."
>>>>><.sigs blow their noses on the Puffs provided by the
>>>>>'Puffs and proceed to plaster Gumby with them>
>>>>
>>>><RH's sig wonders why DG is stucco to the wall with sticky white
>>>>stuff>
>>>
>>>I wonder too. Only the .sigs' noses know.
>>
>>The nose knows?
>>
>>I don't know. No 'knows'...no no no...
>
><.sig sings the no no song while alt. .sig attempts to
>make Ewanpuff yell No very loudly>
<Ewanpuff yells:>"NO VERY LOUDLY!!"
>>>><ng sig goes into the matches' bathroom to see if google eyes will
>>>>burn>
>>>
>>><.sigs watch in terror as RH's ng sig is washed out the
>>>bathroom door in a flood of google tears.>
>>
>><ng sig ecounters a DoDo bird that can do deux Dew>
>
><alt. .sig follows White Rabbit down a poopchute>
<alter-ego Alice was twisted and took the purple pill>"I took it with
a can of Dew."
<Ewanpuff tries to can-can with a Dew can but he can not do it>
>>>>Sitcky tissues are sticky t-issues. You got an issue with your tea?
>>>
>>>*looks into cup* There's no garlic in my tea!
>>
>><Hot ROddish dices up some garlic and puts it into DG's tea>
>>
>>I've never seen a gar lick.
>
><.sig yells "gar!" and gets parrot out of the e-mail
>thread>
>
><parrot brings a lollipop for .sig>
<ng wonders how the parrot got lolly to pop>
Must have something to do with inflation...
>>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>>(sig found some bubble paper!)
>>>
>>><.sigs imagine the fun of using bubble paper in place
>>>of ordinary tissue paper>
>>
>><Ewanpuff>Sneeze! BloooooPOPoPOPPOPPOPoow. *sniffle*
>
><.sig dives under the table and puts on flak jacket>
<Seanpuff and Hamillpuff dive behind sofa and fill squirt guns with
lemonade and trout-flavored beer>
>><Brownie gives Ewanpuff a curious look as she thinks he's cooking
>>popcorn>
>
><alt. .sig thinks so too, and gets out lots of butter
>and cheese to put on the popcorn>
<Brownie's nose gets the best of her and licks up the butter and
cheese...then she gives a half-cute and half-guilty look>
>>>>Uh-oh. Bathroom. Tissues. Burn. Matches. Tea...I'm gonna regret this:
>>>>of course twinkling begins with a "t"!
>>>
>>>Twinkle twinkle little .sig...
>>
>><ng sig>" H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P...oops wrong song."
>
>the world is a vampire!
>
><.sigs groan and tell DG that transition sucked>
vampire. sucked. hahaha.
Did you shakedown in 1979?
<headless horseman rides up and smashes a pumpkin into RH's face>
<PeterPika perks up and eats the smashing pumkin>
>>><.sigs drag DG off stage with giant towel hook>
>>
>><Ianpuff snickers>
>><Ewanpuff eats Ianpuff's Snickers>
>
><alt. .sig, getting impatient for popcorn, eats DG's
>sneakers>
<Ewanpuff is also impatient for popcorn and tries to raid a nearby
Christmas tree>
Who on Earth starts decorating for Christmas 2 months early?!
<Ianpuff drags him away with a candy cane>
>>>>(ng sig again: <slap!> That's enough toilet humor...)
>>>>
>>>>Can't, on a roll...<help!>
>>>
>>><.sigs have roll rolling contest, but get a sinking
>>>feeling when the rolls, unlike logs, sink in the
>>>bathtub.>
>>
>>ROTFL!
>>
>><Ianpuff & Seanpuff pull out the log book and attempt to roll it>
>
><.sigs attempt to roll floor, but it just folds>
Ben can fold five!
<Jedichu once beat Obi-Wan at poker 5 straight times while they were
rockin' the suburbs. Then accordian to them, they tried to yank a
vic.>
<...need help? http://www.weirdal.com/latenews.htm#ben>
>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sig eats the roll)
>>
>>Speaking of rolls, I think Hot ROddish once joyrode a Royce...
>
><.sig oohs in admiration and then asks Hot ROddish if
>he's been to the Car Wash. 70's music begins to play.>
Nope, he's taken to that lemonade sprinkler!
-Rainbow Heron
(sig wonders if they meant a siggerette tree)
I honestly don't know how we can pull him away from it...
Rainbow Heron
Heron) wrote:
><ng wonders how the parrot got lolly to pop>
<ng SIG wonders how the parrot got lolly to pop>
I'm sorry for the typo sig!
-Rainbow Heron
(sig isn't sure whether to forgive or continue .significant rebellion)
<Pokemon gasp in anticipation....>
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>>I think our servers all have loose screws.
>
><RH picks up loose screw and puts it in her pocket for her phantom
>screw collection>
>
>They always disappear as mysteriously as they appeared.
Like socks, but socks can't hold doors on.
>><.sigs try to beat each other at memory, but forget the
>>rules and end up eating the cards with slices of
>>cheese>
>
>Cards with slices of cheese you say? Watch out for the monterray Jack!
>
><Ewanpuff attempts to scare the alter-ego Alice with a Queen of
>Hearts>
<.sig paints the cheese yellow>
>><.sig thinks alt. .sig watched too much Benny Hill as a
>>.siglet>
>
><alter-ego Alice thinks one day she may expand on her Pokemon
>collection and digs into her memory for good candidates. She starts to
>sing in her reverie:>"Siglet sig siglet sig siglet sig..."
<alt. .sig is strangely drawn to the singing, and asks
if it can draw on people's heads if it becomes a
Pokemon>
>><.sig sings the no no song while alt. .sig attempts to
>>make Ewanpuff yell No very loudly>
>
><Ewanpuff yells:>"NO VERY LOUDLY!!"
<alt. .sig applauds Ewanpuff's dramatic skills>
>><alt. .sig follows White Rabbit down a poopchute>
>
><alter-ego Alice was twisted and took the purple pill>"I took it with
>a can of Dew."
>
><Ewanpuff tries to can-can with a Dew can but he can not do it>
<.sig can twist but cannot can-can>
>><.sig yells "gar!" and gets parrot out of the e-mail
>>thread>
>>
>><parrot brings a lollipop for .sig>
>
><ng sig wonders how the parrot got lolly to pop>
>
>Must have something to do with inflation...
<.sig is rendered deaf by popping of lolly and asks why
RH is talking about doing imitations>
<parrot apologizes and trims claws>
>>>><.sigs imagine the fun of using bubble paper in place
>>>>of ordinary tissue paper>
>>>
>>><Ewanpuff>Sneeze! BloooooPOPoPOPPOPPOPoow. *sniffle*
>>
>><.sig dives under the table and puts on flak jacket>
>
><Seanpuff and Hamillpuff dive behind sofa and fill squirt guns with
>lemonade and trout-flavored beer>
<alt. .sig feels lucky, dresses like a punk and runs
around the sofa>
><Brownie's nose gets the best of her and licks up the butter and
>cheese...then she gives a half-cute and half-guilty look>
<DG and .sigs yell awwww!>
>>><ng sig>" H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P...oops wrong song."
>>
>>the world is a vampire!
>>
>><.sigs groan and tell DG that transition sucked>
>
>vampire. sucked. hahaha.
>
>Did you shakedown in 1979?
I never had the time. *sigh*
<.sig points out that DG is not cool>
><headless horseman rides up and smashes a pumpkin into RH's face>
><PeterPika perks up and eats the smashing pumkin>
<alt. .sig screams and tries to protect Ianpuff but
gets confused about whether he has a neck or not>
><Ewanpuff is also impatient for popcorn and tries to raid a nearby
>Christmas tree>
>
>Who on Earth starts decorating for Christmas 2 months early?!
Shopping malls...
><Ianpuff drags him away with a candy cane>
<alt. .sig tries to break off a bit of candy cane>
>><.sigs attempt to roll floor, but it just folds>
>
>Ben can fold five!
<alt. .sig wants to change name to Ben>
><Jedichu once beat Obi-Wan at poker 5 straight times while they were
>rockin' the suburbs. Then accordian to them, they tried to yank a
>vic.>
<.sig asks if they succeeded, .sig's parrot points out
that only birds can truly suck seeds>
>><.sig oohs in admiration and then asks Hot ROddish if
>>he's been to the Car Wash. 70's music begins to play.>
>
>Nope, he's taken to that lemonade sprinkler!
>
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig wonders if they meant a siggerette tree)
>
>I honestly don't know how we can pull him away from it...
<.sig offers to shoot the (bleep) tree, alt. .sig tries
to steal .sigs flare gun>
Gumby
Rainbow Heron
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>I think our servers all have loose screws.
>>
>><RH picks up loose screw and puts it in her pocket for her phantom
>>screw collection>
>>
>>They always disappear as mysteriously as they appeared.
>
>Like socks, but socks can't hold doors on.
And they sure as hell can't hold Windows together either!
Socket to 'em!
<RH 'socks it' to the screwy socket with a sock>
>>><.sigs try to beat each other at memory, but forget the
>>>rules and end up eating the cards with slices of
>>>cheese>
>>
>>Cards with slices of cheese you say? Watch out for the monterray Jack!
>>
>><Ewanpuff attempts to scare the alter-ego Alice with a Queen of
>>Hearts>
>
><.sig paints the cheese yellow>
<RH tries to restrain Brownie from eating any more cheese:>"That's
enough Brownie."
<Brownie really wants the cheese and gives RH The Look>
I see Brownie has finally taken a liking to my musical tastes.
>>><.sig thinks alt. .sig watched too much Benny Hill as a
>>>.siglet>
>>
>><alter-ego Alice thinks one day she may expand on her Pokemon
>>collection and digs into her memory for good candidates. She starts to
>>sing in her reverie:>"Siglet sig siglet sig siglet sig..."
>
><alt. .sig is strangely drawn to the singing, and asks
>if it can draw on people's heads if it becomes a
>Pokemon>
Only if it turns into a Jigglypuff.
<The 'Puffs ask DG's .sigs if they can sing people to sleep>
>>><.sig sings the no no song while alt. .sig attempts to
>>>make Ewanpuff yell No very loudly>
<Ianpuff yells in Emperor's voice:>"NO VERY LOUDLY!!!!"
that
>><Ewanpuff yells:>"NO VERY LOUDLY!!"
>
><alt. .sig applauds Ewanpuff's dramatic skills>
<Ewanpuff bows and asks Ianpuff if he can top that>
<Ianpuff temporarily hijacks the computer and tops that...>
<...and tops that...>
Ianpuff
that
<...and finally puts a Topps trading card on Ewanpuff's head>
that
>>><alt. .sig follows White Rabbit down a poopchute>
>>
>><alter-ego Alice was twisted and took the purple pill>"I took it with
>>a can of Dew."
>>
>><Ewanpuff tries to can-can with a Dew can but he can not do it>
>
><.sig can twist but cannot can-can>
<Ewanpuff can twist a twist top but cannot pop a pop top>
<Topps card pops by itself>
>>><.sig yells "gar!" and gets parrot out of the e-mail
>>>thread>
>>>
>>><parrot brings a lollipop for .sig>
>>
>><ng sig wonders how the parrot got lolly to pop>
>>
>>Must have something to do with inflation...
>
><.sig is rendered deaf by popping of lolly and asks why
>RH is talking about doing imitations>
>
><parrot apologizes and trims claws>
LOL!
<Hamillpuff also tries his best to look innocent>
>>>>><.sigs imagine the fun of using bubble paper in place
>>>>>of ordinary tissue paper>
>>>>
>>>><Ewanpuff>Sneeze! BloooooPOPoPOPPOPPOPoow. *sniffle*
>>>
>>><.sig dives under the table and puts on flak jacket>
>>
>><Seanpuff and Hamillpuff dive behind sofa and fill squirt guns with
>>lemonade and trout-flavored beer>
>
><alt. .sig feels lucky, dresses like a punk and runs
>around the sofa>
<Seanpuff's trigger gets happy and starts to laugh and sing>
>><Brownie's nose gets the best of her and licks up the butter and
>>cheese...then she gives a half-cute and half-guilty look>
>
><DG and .sigs yell awwww!>
She's really quite the actress.
<'Puffs get a little bit jealous>
She's also the jealous type>
<'Puffs stick their tongues out at Brownie>
<Brownie just sniffs them, licks them, and begs for their dinner>
>>>><ng sig>" H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P...oops wrong song."
>>>
>>>the world is a vampire!
>>>
>>><.sigs groan and tell DG that transition sucked>
>>
>>vampire. sucked. hahaha.
>>
>>Did you shakedown in 1979?
>
>I never had the time. *sigh*
>
><.sig points out that DG is not cool>
<RH puts a june bug on the record player and it starts to skip like a
stone>
Sheesh, that june bug must be pretty stoned to start skipping like
that...
>><headless horseman rides up and smashes a pumpkin into RH's face>
>><PeterPika perks up and eats the smashing pumkin>
>
><alt. .sig screams and tries to protect Ianpuff but
>gets confused about whether he has a neck or not>
<Headless Horseman removes his cloak to reveal...Hot ROddish!!!>
He's been spending waaaaaay too much time with Hamillpuff lately...
<Pokey peeks out from under the discarded cloak>
I'm not at all worried about my Pokemons' influences on your friends.
<Pokemon each have a big mischievous grin on their faces>
Nope not at all...
>><Ewanpuff is also impatient for popcorn and tries to raid a nearby
>>Christmas tree>
>>
>>Who on Earth starts decorating for Christmas 2 months early?!
>
>Shopping malls...
Oh if only I wasn't shy...
<thinks about it>
nahhhh.....
>><Ianpuff drags him away with a candy cane>
>
><alt. .sig tries to break off a bit of candy cane>
<Ianpuff lets them all have it>
Cousin It materializes in the room.
>>><.sigs attempt to roll floor, but it just folds>
>>
>>Ben can fold five!
>
><alt. .sig wants to change name to Ben>
<ng sig greets alt. .sig:" So, how you been, Ben?">
>><Jedichu once beat Obi-Wan at poker 5 straight times while they were
>>rockin' the suburbs. Then accordian to them, they tried to yank a
>>vic.>
>
><.sig asks if they succeeded,
<Jedichu & Obi-Wan would rather not discuss it>::blush::
> .sig's parrot points out
>that only birds can truly suck seeds>
<RH hides her bottle of sunflower seeds>
>>><.sig oohs in admiration and then asks Hot ROddish if
>>>he's been to the Car Wash. 70's music begins to play.>
>>
>>Nope, he's taken to that lemonade sprinkler!
>>
>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sig wonders if they meant a siggerette tree)
>>
>>I honestly don't know how we can pull him away from it...
>
><.sig offers to shoot the (bleep) tree, alt. .sig tries
>to steal .sigs flare gun>
<Hot ROddish uses the lemonade sprinkler on the .siggerette tree,
trying to save it>
This looks like a job for the Super .Sigs!
<ng sig dons superhoro outfit and gets into the AT-.SigT>
-Rainbow Heron
(sig was to save Hot ROddish from the .sigerette tree and the lemonade
sprinkler)
That little purple onion's becoming obsessed I tell you!
==========================================
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DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>On Fri, 02 Nov 2001 03:38:41 -0500, DarthGumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>I think our servers all have loose screws.
>>>
>>><RH picks up loose screw and puts it in her pocket for her phantom
>>>screw collection>
>>>
>>>They always disappear as mysteriously as they appeared.
>>
>>Like socks, but socks can't hold doors on.
>
>And they sure as hell can't hold Windows together either!
>
>Socket to 'em!
>
><RH 'socks it' to the screwy socket with a sock>
<.sig turns on tv and watches infomercial for the
ratchet sock>
>><.sig paints the cheese yellow>
>
><RH tries to restrain Brownie from eating any more cheese:>"That's
>enough Brownie."
><Brownie really wants the cheese and gives RH The Look>
>
>I see Brownie has finally taken a liking to my musical tastes.
<.sig wonders what in the world can make a Brownie dog
turn blue>
>>><alter-ego Alice thinks one day she may expand on her Pokemon
>>>collection and digs into her memory for good candidates. She starts to
>>>sing in her reverie:>"Siglet sig siglet sig siglet sig..."
>>
>><alt. .sig is strangely drawn to the singing, and asks
>>if it can draw on people's heads if it becomes a
>>Pokemon>
>
>Only if it turns into a Jigglypuff.
<alt. .sig practices its jiggling>
><The 'Puffs ask DG's .sigs if they can sing people to sleep>
<.sig says "I've sent people to sleep with my notes.">
<Ewanpuff and Ianpuff's Duel of the "NO VERY
LOUDLY!!!!"s>
<.sigs applaud and want to see it again>
><Ewanpuff can twist a twist top but cannot pop a pop top>
>
><Topps card pops by itself>
<.sig switches tv to Top of the Pops, where people can
twist to the Four Tops>
<.sig says it could be a reunion tour.>
>>><Seanpuff and Hamillpuff dive behind sofa and fill squirt guns with
>>>lemonade and trout-flavored beer>
>>
>><alt. .sig feels lucky, dresses like a punk and runs
>>around the sofa>
>
><Seanpuff's trigger gets happy and starts to laugh and sing>
<alt. .sig is asleep on the floor, .sig isn't sure why,
but asks if anyone wants to draw on it>
>>><Brownie's nose gets the best of her and licks up the butter and
>>>cheese...then she gives a half-cute and half-guilty look>
>>
>><DG and .sigs yell awwww!>
>
>She's really quite the actress.
>
><'Puffs get a little bit jealous>
>
>She's also the jealous type>
>
><'Puffs stick their tongues out at Brownie>
><Brownie just sniffs them, licks them, and begs for their dinner>
<mc.sig makes macaroni and cheese for everyone>
><RH puts a june bug on the record player and it starts to skip like a
>stone>
>
>Sheesh, that june bug must be pretty stoned to start skipping like
>that...
Maybe it inhaled scratch remover?
>>><headless horseman rides up and smashes a pumpkin into RH's face>
>>><PeterPika perks up and eats the smashing pumkin>
>>
>><alt. .sig screams and tries to protect Ianpuff but
>>gets confused about whether he has a neck or not>
>
><Headless Horseman removes his cloak to reveal...Hot ROddish!!!>
<.sigs award Hot ROddish best costume prize>
>He's been spending waaaaaay too much time with Hamillpuff lately...
>
><Pokey peeks out from under the discarded cloak>
<DG freaks out and tries to run through a wall but
discovers it really isn't that kind of Gumby after all>
>I'm not at all worried about my Pokemons' influences on your friends.
>
><Pokemon each have a big mischievous grin on their faces>
>
>Nope not at all...
<.sig pokes Pokey on the shoulder and runs away>
>>><Ianpuff drags him away with a candy cane>
>>
>><alt. .sig tries to break off a bit of candy cane>
>
><Ianpuff lets them all have it>
<.sigs wonder if they should thank Ianpuff or duck>
>Cousin It materializes in the room.
<DG and Cousin It converse in strange language>
>><alt. .sig wants to change name to Ben>
>
><ng sig greets alt. .sig:" So, how you been, Ben?">
<alt. "Ben" .sig says "I've been in a bin!">
>>>><.sig oohs in admiration and then asks Hot ROddish if
>>>>he's been to the Car Wash. 70's music begins to play.>
>>>
>>>Nope, he's taken to that lemonade sprinkler!
>>>
>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>(sig wonders if they meant a siggerette tree)
>>>
>>>I honestly don't know how we can pull him away from it...
>>
>><.sig offers to shoot the (bleep) tree, alt. .sig tries
>>to steal .sigs flare gun>
>
><Hot ROddish uses the lemonade sprinkler on the .siggerette tree,
>trying to save it>
>
>This looks like a job for the Super .Sigs!
>
><ng sig dons superhoro outfit and gets into the AT-.SigT>
<.sigs take out rings and say "shape of... flying
ewok!">
>-Rainbow Heron
Gumby
Rainbow Heron
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>I think our servers all have loose screws.
>>>>
>>>><RH picks up loose screw and puts it in her pocket for her phantom
>>>>screw collection>
>>>>
>>>>They always disappear as mysteriously as they appeared.
>>>
>>>Like socks, but socks can't hold doors on.
>>
>>And they sure as hell can't hold Windows together either!
>>
>>Socket to 'em!
>>
>><RH 'socks it' to the screwy socket with a sock>
>
><.sig turns on tv and watches infomercial for the
>ratchet sock>
Do they have a hammer shoe too?
>>><.sig paints the cheese yellow>
>>
>><RH tries to restrain Brownie from eating any more cheese:>"That's
>>enough Brownie."
>><Brownie really wants the cheese and gives RH The Look>
>>
>>I see Brownie has finally taken a liking to my musical tastes.
>
><.sig wonders what in the world can make a Brownie dog
>turn blue>
<Brownie starts hitting like the hammer shoe and go:>"la la-la la-la,
la la-la la-la la la-la-la-la-la-la"
...as if that made any ounce of sense there :-P...
>>>><alter-ego Alice thinks one day she may expand on her Pokemon
>>>>collection and digs into her memory for good candidates. She starts to
>>>>sing in her reverie:>"Siglet sig siglet sig siglet sig..."
>>>
>>><alt. .sig is strangely drawn to the singing, and asks
>>>if it can draw on people's heads if it becomes a
>>>Pokemon>
>>
>>Only if it turns into a Jigglypuff.
>
><alt. .sig practices its jiggling>
<'Puffs wonder if they can eat soem of alt. sig's Jell-o afterwards>
>><The 'Puffs ask DG's .sigs if they can sing people to sleep>
>
><.sig says "I've sent people to sleep with my notes.">
<Hamillpuff picks up one of .sig's notes from off of the writing desk
and promptly falls asleep>
><Ewanpuff and Ianpuff's Duel of the "NO VERY
>LOUDLY!!!!"s>
>
><.sigs applaud and want to see it again>
<Ianpuff hijacks the keyboard again>
it again
<Ewanpuff gives Ianpuff a sarcastic 'hahaha' look and tries to hijack
the hijacked keyboard>
Uh-oh, they're at it again...
>><Ewanpuff can twist a twist top but cannot pop a pop top>
>>
>><Topps card pops by itself>
>
><.sig switches tv to Top of the Pops, where people can
>twist to the Four Tops>
>
><.sig says it could be a reunion tour.>
<ng sig asks if it's the same old thing>
>>>><Seanpuff and Hamillpuff dive behind sofa and fill squirt guns with
>>>>lemonade and trout-flavored beer>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig feels lucky, dresses like a punk and runs
>>>around the sofa>
>>
>><Seanpuff's trigger gets happy and starts to laugh and sing>
>
><alt. .sig is asleep on the floor, .sig isn't sure why,
>but asks if anyone wants to draw on it>
<Ewanpuff pulls out his microphone/marker and challenges alt. .sig to
a game fo tic tac toe>
>>>><Brownie's nose gets the best of her and licks up the butter and
>>>>cheese...then she gives a half-cute and half-guilty look>
>>>
>>><DG and .sigs yell awwww!>
>>
>>She's really quite the actress.
>>
>><'Puffs get a little bit jealous>
>>
>>She's also the jealous type>
>>
>><'Puffs stick their tongues out at Brownie>
>><Brownie just sniffs them, licks them, and begs for their dinner>
>
><mc.sig makes macaroni and cheese for everyone>
<everyone:>DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>><RH puts a june bug on the record player and it starts to skip like a
>>stone>
>>
>>Sheesh, that june bug must be pretty stoned to start skipping like
>>that...
>
>Maybe it inhaled scratch remover?
<RH notices that the scratch remover bottle is empty, and the bottle
appears to be partially eaten>
>>>><headless horseman rides up and smashes a pumpkin into RH's face>
>>>><PeterPika perks up and eats the smashing pumkin>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig screams and tries to protect Ianpuff but
>>>gets confused about whether he has a neck or not>
>>
>><Headless Horseman removes his cloak to reveal...Hot ROddish!!!>
>
><.sigs award Hot ROddish best costume prize>
<Hot ROddish bows and thanks DG's .sigs>
>>He's been spending waaaaaay too much time with Hamillpuff lately...
>>
>><Pokey peeks out from under the discarded cloak>
>
><DG freaks out and tries to run through a wall but
>discovers it really isn't that kind of Gumby after all>
<Hot ROddish blushes and asks if Gumby is okay>
>>I'm not at all worried about my Pokemons' influences on your friends.
>>
>><Pokemon each have a big mischievous grin on their faces>
>>
>>Nope not at all...
>
><.sig pokes Pokey on the shoulder and runs away>
<Pokemon snicker>
Uh-oh, guys, we're all out of Snickers! :-(
>>>><Ianpuff drags him away with a candy cane>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig tries to break off a bit of candy cane>
>>
>><Ianpuff lets them all have it>
>
><.sigs wonder if they should thank Ianpuff or duck>
<Ianpuff still doesn't get it and asks what the duck did>
>>Cousin It materializes in the room.
>
><DG and Cousin It converse in strange language>
<Hamillpuff wakes up and wonders why RH combed her hair forward and is
wearing a hat>
>>><alt. .sig wants to change name to Ben>
>>
>><ng sig greets alt. .sig:" So, how you been, Ben?">
>
><alt. "Ben" .sig says "I've been in a bin!">
<ng sig asks:"What you been doing in the bin, Ben?">
>>>>><.sig oohs in admiration and then asks Hot ROddish if
>>>>>he's been to the Car Wash. 70's music begins to play.>
>>>>
>>>>Nope, he's taken to that lemonade sprinkler!
>>>>
>>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>>(sig wonders if they meant a siggerette tree)
>>>>
>>>>I honestly don't know how we can pull him away from it...
>>>
>>><.sig offers to shoot the (bleep) tree, alt. .sig tries
>>>to steal .sigs flare gun>
>>
>><Hot ROddish uses the lemonade sprinkler on the .siggerette tree,
>>trying to save it>
>>
>>This looks like a job for the Super .Sigs!
>>
>><ng sig dons superhoro outfit and gets into the AT-.SigT>
>
><.sigs take out rings and say "shape of... flying
>ewok!">
<AT-.SigT gets chased by flying ewoks and recalls the SWAT team>
-Rainbow Heron
(sig also re-calls the SWAT team...)
Hot Roddish still won't let go of the .siggerette tree...
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>>><RH 'socks it' to the screwy socket with a sock>
>>
>><.sig turns on tv and watches infomercial for the
>>ratchet sock>
>
>Do they have a hammer shoe too?
Yes, and the pants to match!
<.sigs run out in parachute pants and kick nails into
the walls>
>>><RH tries to restrain Brownie from eating any more cheese:>"That's
>>>enough Brownie."
>>><Brownie really wants the cheese and gives RH The Look>
>>>
>>>I see Brownie has finally taken a liking to my musical tastes.
>>
>><.sig wonders what in the world can make a Brownie dog
>>turn blue>
>
><Brownie starts hitting like the hammer shoe and go:>"la la-la la-la,
>la la-la la-la la la-la-la-la-la-la"
>
>...as if that made any ounce of sense there :-P...
It made perfect sense to me...
*looks around at everyone throwing curious looks this
way*
<.sigs ask if Brownie walks like a man>
>>>>><alter-ego Alice thinks one day she may expand on her Pokemon
>>>>>collection and digs into her memory for good candidates. She starts to
>>>>>sing in her reverie:>"Siglet sig siglet sig siglet sig..."
>>>>
>>>><alt. .sig is strangely drawn to the singing, and asks
>>>>if it can draw on people's heads if it becomes a
>>>>Pokemon>
>>>
>>>Only if it turns into a Jigglypuff.
>>
>><alt. .sig practices its jiggling>
>
><'Puffs wonder if they can eat soem of alt. sig's Jell-o afterwards>
<alt. .sig serves jigglers to Jigglypuffs and some
jugglers that just happened to pop in>
>>><The 'Puffs ask DG's .sigs if they can sing people to sleep>
>>
>><.sig says "I've sent people to sleep with my notes.">
>
><Hamillpuff picks up one of .sig's notes from off of the writing desk
>and promptly falls asleep>
<.sig worries that the note had the killer joke on it,
but is relieved when it's just a to-do list>
<alt. .sig attempts to doodle on Hamillpuff's face>
>><Ewanpuff and Ianpuff's Duel of the "NO VERY
>>LOUDLY!!!!"s>
>>
>><.sigs applaud and want to see it again>
>
><Ianpuff hijacks the keyboard again>
>
>it again
<.sigs applaud in awe>
><Ewanpuff gives Ianpuff a sarcastic 'hahaha' look and tries to hijack
>the hijacked keyboard>
>
>Uh-oh, they're at it again...
<.sigs *snark* and want to know if they can go along
next time there's an it to be at>
>><.sig switches tv to Top of the Pops, where people can
>>twist to the Four Tops>
>>
>><.sig says it could be a reunion tour.>
>
><ng sig asks if it's the same old thing>
<.sig says yes, but with a different meaning>
>><alt. .sig is asleep on the floor, .sig isn't sure why,
>>but asks if anyone wants to draw on it>
>
><Ewanpuff pulls out his microphone/marker and challenges alt. .sig to
>a game fo tic tac toe>
<.sig claims o's and draws one around alt. .sig's
eye... i, I mean>
>><mc.sig makes macaroni and cheese for everyone>
>
><everyone:>DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<everyone is floated to the table in a pool of drool>
>>><RH puts a june bug on the record player and it starts to skip like a
>>>stone>
>>>
>>>Sheesh, that june bug must be pretty stoned to start skipping like
>>>that...
>>
>>Maybe it inhaled scratch remover?
>
><RH notices that the scratch remover bottle is empty, and the bottle
>appears to be partially eaten>
<.sig asks the june bug if scratch remover is tasty and
if it will help its injury from the .sigsaber incident>
>>><Pokey peeks out from under the discarded cloak>
>>
>><DG freaks out and tries to run through a wall but
>>discovers it really isn't that kind of Gumby after all>
>
><Hot ROddish blushes and asks if Gumby is okay>
<DG says Gumby's okay, but the Muppets are more fun to
watch>
>>>I'm not at all worried about my Pokemons' influences on your friends.
>>>
>>><Pokemon each have a big mischievous grin on their faces>
>>>
>>>Nope not at all...
>>
>><.sig pokes Pokey on the shoulder and runs away>
>
><Pokemon snicker>
>
>Uh-oh, guys, we're all out of Snickers! :-(
<.sig goes to cupboard and asks "what about Smuckers?">
>>><Ianpuff lets them all have it>
>>
>><.sigs wonder if they should thank Ianpuff or duck>
>
><Ianpuff still doesn't get it and asks what the duck did>
<the duck gets indignant and says it must be a smart
duck if its online>
<.sig wants a new duck>
<alt. .sig wants to know what a duck is>
>>>Cousin It materializes in the room.
>>
>><DG and Cousin It converse in strange language>
>
><Hamillpuff wakes up and wonders why RH combed her hair forward and is
>wearing a hat>
*snicker*
>>>><alt. .sig wants to change name to Ben>
>>>
>>><ng sig greets alt. .sig:" So, how you been, Ben?">
>>
>><alt. "Ben" .sig says "I've been in a bin!">
>
><ng sig asks:"What you been doing in the bin, Ben?">
<alt. "Ben" .sig says "I've been in the Bin looking for
a bun!">
>>><ng sig dons superhoro outfit and gets into the AT-.SigT>
>>
>><.sigs take out rings and say "shape of... flying
>>ewok!">
>
><AT-.SigT gets chased by flying ewoks and recalls the SWAT team>
<.sigs are swatted by SWAT team>
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig also re-calls the SWAT team...)
Yes, they were lovely, so polite, put the door back on
after they kicked it in and patched the bulletholes
from the spider removal raid...
<.sigs say that's not the way they recall it>
>Hot Roddish still won't let go of the .siggerette tree...
<.sig tries to convince Seanpuff to persuade Hot
ROddish to let it go>
Gumby
Rainbow Heron
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>><RH 'socks it' to the screwy socket with a sock>
>>>
>>><.sig turns on tv and watches infomercial for the
>>>ratchet sock>
>>
>>Do they have a hammer shoe too?
>
>Yes, and the pants to match!
>
><.sigs run out in parachute pants and kick nails into
>the walls>
<RH hangs pictures on all the nails>
<Ewanpuff follows behind and turns them all crooked>
>>>><RH tries to restrain Brownie from eating any more cheese:>"That's
>>>>enough Brownie."
>>>><Brownie really wants the cheese and gives RH The Look>
>>>>
>>>>I see Brownie has finally taken a liking to my musical tastes.
>>>
>>><.sig wonders what in the world can make a Brownie dog
>>>turn blue>
>>
>><Brownie starts hitting like the hammer shoe and go:>"la la-la la-la,
>>la la-la la-la la la-la-la-la-la-la"
>>
>>...as if that made any ounce of sense there :-P...
>
>It made perfect sense to me...
>
>*looks around at everyone throwing curious looks this
>way*
<RH ducks from the curious looks>
><.sigs ask if Brownie walks like a man>
<RH turns around to look>
AWWWWWW! She's all curled up all cute and asleep! She's so cute when
she does that!
<RH tries to take a picture but the #&#@%!*&# camera rewinds instead
of turning on, making a large amount of noise in the process>
<Brownie wakes up and gives RH a curious/concerned look as if *RH*
herself made the noise>
That's no joke! That *just* happened! :-P
>>>>>><alter-ego Alice thinks one day she may expand on her Pokemon
>>>>>>collection and digs into her memory for good candidates. She starts to
>>>>>>sing in her reverie:>"Siglet sig siglet sig siglet sig..."
>>>>>
>>>>><alt. .sig is strangely drawn to the singing, and asks
>>>>>if it can draw on people's heads if it becomes a
>>>>>Pokemon>
>>>>
>>>>Only if it turns into a Jigglypuff.
>>>
>>><alt. .sig practices its jiggling>
>>
>><'Puffs wonder if they can eat soem of alt. sig's Jell-o afterwards>
>
><alt. .sig serves jigglers to Jigglypuffs and some
>jugglers that just happened to pop in>
<Jigglypuffs thank alt. .sig, juggle the jigglers, eat the
jigglers...and then attempt to jiggle the jugglers>
No I don't think they have *that* much body fat on them...
>>>><The 'Puffs ask DG's .sigs if they can sing people to sleep>
>>>
>>><.sig says "I've sent people to sleep with my notes.">
>>
>><Hamillpuff picks up one of .sig's notes from off of the writing desk
>>and promptly falls asleep>
>
><.sig worries that the note had the killer joke on it,
>but is relieved when it's just a to-do list>
And Hamillpuff wasn't able to Dew do it, damn.
><alt. .sig attempts to doodle on Hamillpuff's face>
<Hamillpuff wakes up and starts to tickle alt. .sig for writing
"Powderpuff Fan" on his forehead>
>>><Ewanpuff and Ianpuff's Duel of the "NO VERY
>>>LOUDLY!!!!"s>
>>>
>>><.sigs applaud and want to see it again>
>>
>><Ianpuff hijacks the keyboard again>
>>
>>it again
>
><.sigs applaud in awe>
<Ianpuff bows and then congratulates Mayor Giuliani on his honorary
Knighthood>
>><Ewanpuff gives Ianpuff a sarcastic 'hahaha' look and tries to hijack
>>the hijacked keyboard>
>>
>>Uh-oh, they're at it again...
>
><.sigs *snark* and want to know if they can go along
>next time there's an it to be at>
You can be at this it right here right now!:
IT
>>><.sig switches tv to Top of the Pops, where people can
>>>twist to the Four Tops>
>>>
>>><.sig says it could be a reunion tour.>
>>
>><ng sig asks if it's the same old thing>
>
><.sig says yes, but with a different meaning>
<ng sig takes out four tops and begins to spin them>
>>><alt. .sig is asleep on the floor, .sig isn't sure why,
>>>but asks if anyone wants to draw on it>
>>
>><Ewanpuff pulls out his microphone/marker and challenges alt. .sig to
>>a game fo tic tac toe>
>
><.sig claims o's and draws one around alt. .sig's
>eye... i, I mean>
<Ewanpuff puts a big "x" on alt. .sig's big toe>
>>><mc.sig makes macaroni and cheese for everyone>
>>
>><everyone:>DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
><everyone is floated to the table in a pool of drool>
<Pokemon start playing with their mac 'n cheese before eating it>
<a very wet Brownie is begging desperately for some of the mac 'n
cheese>
>>>><RH puts a june bug on the record player and it starts to skip like a
>>>>stone>
>>>>
>>>>Sheesh, that june bug must be pretty stoned to start skipping like
>>>>that...
>>>
>>>Maybe it inhaled scratch remover?
>>
>><RH notices that the scratch remover bottle is empty, and the bottle
>>appears to be partially eaten>
>
><.sig asks the june bug if scratch remover is tasty and
>if it will help its injury from the .sigsaber incident>
<drunk june bug picks up a cheesy macaroni, thinking it's a .sigsaber,
and challenges anybody to a duel>
>>>><Pokey peeks out from under the discarded cloak>
>>>
>>><DG freaks out and tries to run through a wall but
>>>discovers it really isn't that kind of Gumby after all>
>>
>><Hot ROddish blushes and asks if Gumby is okay>
>
><DG says Gumby's okay, but the Muppets are more fun to
>watch>
<Ianpuff's voice says he knows how Kermit feels>
<current Sith War Ewanpuff can also relate>
<PeterPika wonders if Alice can make a beer out of Lew Zealand's
boomerang fish>
>>>>I'm not at all worried about my Pokemons' influences on your friends.
>>>>
>>>><Pokemon each have a big mischievous grin on their faces>
>>>>
>>>>Nope not at all...
>>>
>>><.sig pokes Pokey on the shoulder and runs away>
>>
>><Pokemon snicker>
>>
>>Uh-oh, guys, we're all out of Snickers! :-(
>
><.sig goes to cupboard and asks "what about Smuckers?">
<Hamillpuff "Humphs" and says:>"I'm not a schmuck!"
<Ewanpuff jams him with some jelly>
<Ianpuff corrects him:>"ALL FRUIT!"
<Ewanpuff jams them both with some All Fruit and Smuckers>
>>>><Ianpuff lets them all have it>
>>>
>>><.sigs wonder if they should thank Ianpuff or duck>
>>
>><Ianpuff still doesn't get it and asks what the duck did>
>
><the duck gets indignant and says it must be a smart
>duck if its online>
>
><.sig wants a new duck>
One that won't steal my beer!!
><alt. .sig wants to know what a duck is>
<ng sig presents him with one of the Queen's decoys...a nice wooden
mallard>
>>>>Cousin It materializes in the room.
>>>
>>><DG and Cousin It converse in strange language>
>>
>><Hamillpuff wakes up and wonders why RH combed her hair forward and is
>>wearing a hat>
>
>*snicker*
<Hamillpuff wonders why RH didn't pick up any Snickers at the grocery
store today>
I was busy picking up Goldfish instead.
<RH offers everyone some Goldfish>
>>>>><alt. .sig wants to change name to Ben>
>>>>
>>>><ng sig greets alt. .sig:" So, how you been, Ben?">
>>>
>>><alt. "Ben" .sig says "I've been in a bin!">
>>
>><ng sig asks:"What you been doing in the bin, Ben?">
>
><alt. "Ben" .sig says "I've been in the Bin looking for
>a bun!">
<ng sig asks:"Was there a ban on the bun to put you in the bin, Ben?">
>>>><ng sig dons superhoro outfit and gets into the AT-.SigT>
>>>
>>><.sigs take out rings and say "shape of... flying
>>>ewok!">
>>
>><AT-.SigT gets chased by flying ewoks and recalls the SWAT team>
>
><.sigs are swatted by SWAT team>
<AT-.SigT chases SWAT team with it's fly-swatter attachment>
>>(sig also re-calls the SWAT team...)
>
>Yes, they were lovely, so polite, put the door back on
>after they kicked it in and patched the bulletholes
>from the spider removal raid...
>
><.sigs say that's not the way they recall it>
<while trying to think up another excuse -erm- explanation, SWAT team
gets tied up in a world wide web>
That's a big damn spider...
-Rainbow Heron
(sig, Pokemon, Alice, & RH hate spiders)
Me too, and smoke alarms going off when there's no fire.
>>Hot Roddish still won't let go of the .siggerette tree...
>
><.sig tries to convince Seanpuff to persuade Hot
>ROddish to let it go>
<Seanpuff and Hot ROddish have a nice long heart-to-heart
conversation>
<Hot ROddish will only let go provided nobody lights it or tries to
smoke it>
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>On Mon, 05 Nov 2001 01:46:53 -0500, DarthGumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>><.sigs ask if Brownie walks like a man>
>
><RH turns around to look>
>
>AWWWWWW! She's all curled up all cute and asleep! She's so cute when
>she does that!
>
><RH tries to take a picture but the #&#@%!*&# camera rewinds instead
>of turning on, making a large amount of noise in the process>
><Brownie wakes up and gives RH a curious/concerned look as if *RH*
>herself made the noise>
>
>That's no joke! That *just* happened! :-P
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I love the curious/concerned
look... *drools*
<.sig mentions Brownie's people look much cuter when
they drool than DG does>
>><alt. .sig serves jigglers to Jigglypuffs and some
>>jugglers that just happened to pop in>
>
><Jigglypuffs thank alt. .sig, juggle the jigglers, eat the
>jigglers...and then attempt to jiggle the jugglers>
>
>No I don't think they have *that* much body fat on them...
I think they jog when they're not juggling.
>><alt. .sig attempts to doodle on Hamillpuff's face>
>
><Hamillpuff wakes up and starts to tickle alt. .sig for writing
>"Powderpuff Fan" on his forehead>
<alt. .sig gets hiccups>
><Ianpuff bows and then congratulates Mayor Giuliani on his honorary
>Knighthood>
<.sigs hope Rudy didn't dress as a drag queen when he
met the Queen>
>>><Ewanpuff gives Ianpuff a sarcastic 'hahaha' look and tries to hijack
>>>the hijacked keyboard>
>>>
>>>Uh-oh, they're at it again...
>>
>><.sigs *snark* and want to know if they can go along
>>next time there's an it to be at>
>
>You can be at this it right here right now!:
>
>IT
<.sig say that was a scary book and run away from the
clown that mysteriously appeared in the bathroom>
>>>><alt. .sig is asleep on the floor, .sig isn't sure why,
>>>>but asks if anyone wants to draw on it>
>>>
>>><Ewanpuff pulls out his microphone/marker and challenges alt. .sig to
>>>a game fo tic tac toe>
>>
>><.sig claims o's and draws one around alt. .sig's
>>eye... i, I mean>
>
><Ewanpuff puts a big "x" on alt. .sig's big toe>
<.sig puts an O around alt. .sig's other eye, making it
look like Harry Potter>
><Pokemon start playing with their mac 'n cheese before eating it>
><a very wet Brownie is begging desperately for some of the mac 'n
>cheese>
<DG sends out a boat of mac 'n cheese to Brownie>
>>>>><RH puts a june bug on the record player and it starts to skip like a
>>>>>stone>
>>>>>
>>>>>Sheesh, that june bug must be pretty stoned to start skipping like
>>>>>that...
>>>>
>>>>Maybe it inhaled scratch remover?
>>>
>>><RH notices that the scratch remover bottle is empty, and the bottle
>>>appears to be partially eaten>
>>
>><.sig asks the june bug if scratch remover is tasty and
>>if it will help its injury from the .sigsaber incident>
>
><drunk june bug picks up a cheesy macaroni, thinking it's a .sigsaber,
>and challenges anybody to a duel>
<alt. .sig eagerly says yes and eats the .sigsaber>
>><DG says Gumby's okay, but the Muppets are more fun to
>>watch>
>
><Ianpuff's voice says he knows how Kermit feels>
><current Sith War Ewanpuff can also relate>
><PeterPika wonders if Alice can make a beer out of Lew Zealand's
>boomerang fish>
<DG thinks it might be wise to kidnap Beaker to test
the beer on>
<.sig accuses DG of wanting Beaker all to itself>
<DG makes mee-mee-mee sounds>
>>>Uh-oh, guys, we're all out of Snickers! :-(
>>
>><.sig goes to cupboard and asks "what about Smuckers?">
>
><Hamillpuff "Humphs" and says:>"I'm not a schmuck!"
><Ewanpuff jams him with some jelly>
><Ianpuff corrects him:>"ALL FRUIT!"
><Ewanpuff jams them both with some All Fruit and Smuckers>
<.sig worries about getting jammed like its cousin
signal>
>><alt. .sig wants to know what a duck is>
>
><ng sig presents him with one of the Queen's decoys...a nice wooden
>mallard>
<alt. .sig thanks ng sig and floats the decoy in the
pool of drool>
><Hamillpuff wonders why RH didn't pick up any Snickers at the grocery
>store today>
>
>I was busy picking up Goldfish instead.
>
><RH offers everyone some Goldfish>
<DG thanks RH for the Goldfish and has to be beaten
away from the bag before eating all of them>
<alt. .sig accepts a handful of Goldfish and puts them
into a tank>
<.sig acts out A Fish Called Wanda and eats alt. .sigs
pet Goldfish>
>>>>>><alt. .sig wants to change name to Ben>
>>>>>
>>>>><ng sig greets alt. .sig:" So, how you been, Ben?">
>>>>
>>>><alt. "Ben" .sig says "I've been in a bin!">
>>>
>>><ng sig asks:"What you been doing in the bin, Ben?">
>>
>><alt. "Ben" .sig says "I've been in the Bin looking for
>>a bun!">
>
><ng sig asks:"Was there a ban on the bun to put you in the bin, Ben?">
<alt. "Ben" .sig says "Bingo!">
>>>(sig also re-calls the SWAT team...)
>>
>>Yes, they were lovely, so polite, put the door back on
>>after they kicked it in and patched the bulletholes
>>from the spider removal raid...
>>
>><.sigs say that's not the way they recall it>
>
><while trying to think up another excuse -erm- explanation, SWAT team
>gets tied up in a world wide web>
>
>That's a big damn spider...
<alt. .sig says it thinks it saw it delivering
newspapers in its underwear earlier>
>>>Hot Roddish still won't let go of the .siggerette tree...
>>
>><.sig tries to convince Seanpuff to persuade Hot
>>ROddish to let it go>
>
><Seanpuff and Hot ROddish have a nice long heart-to-heart
>conversation>
><Hot ROddish will only let go provided nobody lights it or tries to
>smoke it>
<alt. .sig promises>
<.sig says "I don't have anymore flares!">
>==========================================
>http://web.infoave.net/~rkanderson/rassm/swc.htm
>Rainbow Heron's Sith War Characters Page
DG
Rainbow Heron
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>><.sigs ask if Brownie walks like a man>
>>
>><RH turns around to look>
>>
>>AWWWWWW! She's all curled up all cute and asleep! She's so cute when
>>she does that!
>>
>><RH tries to take a picture but the #&#@%!*&# camera rewinds instead
>>of turning on, making a large amount of noise in the process>
>><Brownie wakes up and gives RH a curious/concerned look as if *RH*
>>herself made the noise>
>>
>>That's no joke! That *just* happened! :-P
>
>AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I love the curious/concerned
>look... *drools*
>
><.sig mentions Brownie's people look much cuter when
>they drool than DG does>
<RH hands DG some bows and ribbons and stuff to make it cuter when it
drools>
>>><alt. .sig serves jigglers to Jigglypuffs and some
>>>jugglers that just happened to pop in>
>>
>><Jigglypuffs thank alt. .sig, juggle the jigglers, eat the
>>jigglers...and then attempt to jiggle the jugglers>
>>
>>No I don't think they have *that* much body fat on them...
>
>I think they jog when they're not juggling.
Jiggle jugglers jog eh? Is one named Jughead?
>>><alt. .sig attempts to doodle on Hamillpuff's face>
>>
>><Hamillpuff wakes up and starts to tickle alt. .sig for writing
>>"Powderpuff Fan" on his forehead>
>
><alt. .sig gets hiccups>
<Hamillpuff gets hiccdowns>
>><Ianpuff bows and then congratulates Mayor Giuliani on his honorary
>>Knighthood>
>
><.sigs hope Rudy didn't dress as a drag queen when he
>met the Queen>
<Ianpuff hopes he didn't drag the queen...or the dress>
>>>><Ewanpuff gives Ianpuff a sarcastic 'hahaha' look and tries to hijack
>>>>the hijacked keyboard>
>>>>
>>>>Uh-oh, they're at it again...
>>>
>>><.sigs *snark* and want to know if they can go along
>>>next time there's an it to be at>
>>
>>You can be at this it right here right now!:
>>
>>IT
>
><.sig say that was a scary book and run away from the
>clown that mysteriously appeared in the bathroom>
<Jigglypuffs toss the jogging jiggle jugglers and Jughead to IT and
slam the bathroom door>
>>>>><alt. .sig is asleep on the floor, .sig isn't sure why,
>>>>>but asks if anyone wants to draw on it>
>>>>
>>>><Ewanpuff pulls out his microphone/marker and challenges alt. .sig to
>>>>a game fo tic tac toe>
>>>
>>><.sig claims o's and draws one around alt. .sig's
>>>eye... i, I mean>
>>
>><Ewanpuff puts a big "x" on alt. .sig's big toe>
>
><.sig puts an O around alt. .sig's other eye, making it
>look like Harry Potter>
<Ewanpuff puts an "X" right between the eyes and hopes a marksman
doesn't come by>
>><Pokemon start playing with their mac 'n cheese before eating it>
>><a very wet Brownie is begging desperately for some of the mac 'n
>>cheese>
>
><DG sends out a boat of mac 'n cheese to Brownie>
<Brownie gives the mac 'n cheese boat a curious look and starts to
sniff in its direction>
>>>>>><RH puts a june bug on the record player and it starts to skip like a
>>>>>>stone>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Sheesh, that june bug must be pretty stoned to start skipping like
>>>>>>that...
>>>>>
>>>>>Maybe it inhaled scratch remover?
>>>>
>>>><RH notices that the scratch remover bottle is empty, and the bottle
>>>>appears to be partially eaten>
>>>
>>><.sig asks the june bug if scratch remover is tasty and
>>>if it will help its injury from the .sigsaber incident>
>>
>><drunk june bug picks up a cheesy macaroni, thinking it's a .sigsaber,
>>and challenges anybody to a duel>
>
><alt. .sig eagerly says yes and eats the .sigsaber>
<Hamillpuff replaces drunk june bug's eaten .sigsaber with mini lit
stick of dynamite>
<dynamite blows up in drunk june bug's face>
<drunk june bug gets dopey look on face and falls backwards off edge
of counter a la Wile E Coyote>
>>><DG says Gumby's okay, but the Muppets are more fun to
>>>watch>
>>
>><Ianpuff's voice says he knows how Kermit feels>
>><current Sith War Ewanpuff can also relate>
>><PeterPika wonders if Alice can make a beer out of Lew Zealand's
>>boomerang fish>
>
><DG thinks it might be wise to kidnap Beaker to test
>the beer on>
>
><.sig accuses DG of wanting Beaker all to itself>
>
><DG makes mee-mee-mee sounds>
<Jigglypuffs think that DG is warming up and they all break out their
vocal exercise books and start warming up>
<Seanpuff checks his pitch by matching it with a bagpipe>
<Ianpuff checks the acoustics of the room with a few baritone notes,
which cause the floor to vibrate and the Goldfish tank to splatter a
bit>
<Hamillpuff gets a frozen trout and sings scales>
<Ewanpuff warms up with an Ace Ventura impression and sings @$$h*le O
Mio>
<other Pokemon, ng sig, and RH/Alice are visibly embarassed>
>>>>Uh-oh, guys, we're all out of Snickers! :-(
>>>
>>><.sig goes to cupboard and asks "what about Smuckers?">
>>
>><Hamillpuff "Humphs" and says:>"I'm not a schmuck!"
>><Ewanpuff jams him with some jelly>
>><Ianpuff corrects him:>"ALL FRUIT!"
>><Ewanpuff jams them both with some All Fruit and Smuckers>
>
><.sig worries about getting jammed like its cousin
>signal>
<applause!> Good one!
<Ewanpuff uses lady marmelade on DG's .sig instead>
>>><alt. .sig wants to know what a duck is>
>>
>><ng sig presents him with one of the Queen's decoys...a nice wooden
>>mallard>
>
><alt. .sig thanks ng sig and floats the decoy in the
>pool of drool>
<decoy thinks pool of drool is rather cool>
>><Hamillpuff wonders why RH didn't pick up any Snickers at the grocery
>>store today>
>>
>>I was busy picking up Goldfish instead.
>>
>><RH offers everyone some Goldfish>
>
><DG thanks RH for the Goldfish
You're welcome!
>and has to be beaten away from the bag before eating all of them>
>
><alt. .sig accepts a handful of Goldfish and puts them
>into a tank>
>
><.sig acts out A Fish Called Wanda and eats alt. .sigs
>pet Goldfish>
<RH/Alice feels bad and tries to fix it by putting a frozen trout into
the tank>
>>>>>>><alt. .sig wants to change name to Ben>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><ng sig greets alt. .sig:" So, how you been, Ben?">
>>>>>
>>>>><alt. "Ben" .sig says "I've been in a bin!">
>>>>
>>>><ng sig asks:"What you been doing in the bin, Ben?">
>>>
>>><alt. "Ben" .sig says "I've been in the Bin looking for
>>>a bun!">
>>
>><ng sig asks:"Was there a ban on the bun to put you in the bin, Ben?">
>
><alt. "Ben" .sig says "Bingo!">
Bon!
<ng sig asks: "Where does the bin go and where has the bin been,
Ben?">
>>>>(sig also re-calls the SWAT team...)
>>>
>>>Yes, they were lovely, so polite, put the door back on
>>>after they kicked it in and patched the bulletholes
>>>from the spider removal raid...
>>>
>>><.sigs say that's not the way they recall it>
>>
>><while trying to think up another excuse -erm- explanation, SWAT team
>>gets tied up in a world wide web>
>>
>>That's a big damn spider...
>
><alt. .sig says it thinks it saw it delivering
>newspapers in its underwear earlier>
Alt. .sig gets its newspapers delivered in its underwear?!?!
<ng sig checks underwear for comics section>
>>>>Hot Roddish still won't let go of the .siggerette tree...
>>>
>>><.sig tries to convince Seanpuff to persuade Hot
>>>ROddish to let it go>
>>
>><Seanpuff and Hot ROddish have a nice long heart-to-heart
>>conversation>
>><Hot ROddish will only let go provided nobody lights it or tries to
>>smoke it>
>
><alt. .sig promises>
>
><.sig says "I don't have anymore flares!">
<Hot ROddish isn't so sure about that and waits until all the .sigs
and sig are asleep to make darn sure the flare gun is empty by trying
to signal a passing airplane with the flair gun>
<Hot ROddish ends up shooting a f---ing* palm tree instead>
-Rainbow Heron
(sig is beginning to wonder about Hot ROddish's mental health)
*(for the record: I'm *not* gonna use that other word)
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 04:49:20 -0500, DarthGumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>><.sigs ask if Brownie walks like a man>
>>>
>>><RH turns around to look>
>>>
>>>AWWWWWW! She's all curled up all cute and asleep! She's so cute when
>>>she does that!
>>>
>>><RH tries to take a picture but the #&#@%!*&# camera rewinds instead
>>>of turning on, making a large amount of noise in the process>
>>><Brownie wakes up and gives RH a curious/concerned look as if *RH*
>>>herself made the noise>
>>>
>>>That's no joke! That *just* happened! :-P
>>
>>AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I love the curious/concerned
>>look... *drools*
>>
>><.sig mentions Brownie's people look much cuter when
>>they drool than DG does>
>
><RH hands DG some bows and ribbons and stuff to make it cuter when it
>drools>
<.sig ties DG's mouth shut*
>>>><alt. .sig serves jigglers to Jigglypuffs and some
>>>>jugglers that just happened to pop in>
>>>
>>><Jigglypuffs thank alt. .sig, juggle the jigglers, eat the
>>>jigglers...and then attempt to jiggle the jugglers>
>>>
>>>No I don't think they have *that* much body fat on them...
>>
>>I think they jog when they're not juggling.
>
>Jiggle jugglers jog eh? Is one named Jughead?
Yes! And the other is Jurgen!
<.sig begins to say that it's not Jurgling, but doesn't
want to make DG start drooling again>
>>><Ianpuff bows and then congratulates Mayor Giuliani on his honorary
>>>Knighthood>
>>
>><.sigs hope Rudy didn't dress as a drag queen when he
>>met the Queen>
>
><Ianpuff hopes he didn't drag the queen...or the dress>
<.sigs wince and say that would be a royal pain>
>>>IT
>>
>><.sig say that was a scary book and run away from the
>>clown that mysteriously appeared in the bathroom>
>
><Jigglypuffs toss the jogging jiggle jugglers and Jughead to IT and
>slam the bathroom door>
<.sigs cheer>
>>>>>><alt. .sig is asleep on the floor, .sig isn't sure why,
>>>>>>but asks if anyone wants to draw on it>
>>>>>
>>>>><Ewanpuff pulls out his microphone/marker and challenges alt. .sig to
>>>>>a game fo tic tac toe>
>>>>
>>>><.sig claims o's and draws one around alt. .sig's
>>>>eye... i, I mean>
>>>
>>><Ewanpuff puts a big "x" on alt. .sig's big toe>
>>
>><.sig puts an O around alt. .sig's other eye, making it
>>look like Harry Potter>
>
><Ewanpuff puts an "X" right between the eyes and hopes a marksman
>doesn't come by>
<.sig draws an O on alt. .sig's left cheek and then
tries to use the pen as a dart to hit the X>
>>><Pokemon start playing with their mac 'n cheese before eating it>
>>><a very wet Brownie is begging desperately for some of the mac 'n
>>>cheese>
>>
>><DG sends out a boat of mac 'n cheese to Brownie>
>
><Brownie gives the mac 'n cheese boat a curious look and starts to
>sniff in its direction>
<mac 'n cheese boat crew tosses a line of string cheese
over to Brownie and ask if she'll reel them in>
>>>><DG says Gumby's okay, but the Muppets are more fun to
>>>>watch>
>>>
>>><Ianpuff's voice says he knows how Kermit feels>
>>><current Sith War Ewanpuff can also relate>
>>><PeterPika wonders if Alice can make a beer out of Lew Zealand's
>>>boomerang fish>
>>
>><DG thinks it might be wise to kidnap Beaker to test
>>the beer on>
>>
>><.sig accuses DG of wanting Beaker all to itself>
>>
>><DG makes mee-mee-mee sounds>
>
><Jigglypuffs think that DG is warming up and they all break out their
>vocal exercise books and start warming up>
>
><Seanpuff checks his pitch by matching it with a bagpipe>
>
><Ianpuff checks the acoustics of the room with a few baritone notes,
>which cause the floor to vibrate and the Goldfish tank to splatter a
>bit>
>
><Hamillpuff gets a frozen trout and sings scales>
>
><Ewanpuff warms up with an Ace Ventura impression and sings @$$h*le O
>Mio>
>
><other Pokemon, ng sig, and RH/Alice are visibly embarassed>
<.sigs begin to sing "doe, a deer, a female deer..."
but pause and gaze in awe at Ianpuff when he spatters
the goldfish tank>
>>>>>Uh-oh, guys, we're all out of Snickers! :-(
>>>>
>>>><.sig goes to cupboard and asks "what about Smuckers?">
>>>
>>><Hamillpuff "Humphs" and says:>"I'm not a schmuck!"
>>><Ewanpuff jams him with some jelly>
>>><Ianpuff corrects him:>"ALL FRUIT!"
>>><Ewanpuff jams them both with some All Fruit and Smuckers>
>>
>><.sig worries about getting jammed like its cousin
>>signal>
>
><applause!> Good one!
>
><Ewanpuff uses lady marmelade on DG's .sig instead>
<DG's .sig puts on Christina Aguilera wig and dances
around>
<alt. .sig becomes terrified and dives into jar of
jam.>
>>><RH offers everyone some Goldfish>
>>
>><DG thanks RH for the Goldfish
>
>You're welcome!
>
>>and has to be beaten away from the bag before eating all of them>
>>
>><alt. .sig accepts a handful of Goldfish and puts them
>>into a tank>
>>
>><.sig acts out A Fish Called Wanda and eats alt. .sigs
>>pet Goldfish>
>
><RH/Alice feels bad and tries to fix it by putting a frozen trout into
>the tank>
<alt. .sig is happy again and watches the trout thaw.>
>>>>>>>><alt. .sig wants to change name to Ben>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><ng sig greets alt. .sig:" So, how you been, Ben?">
>>>>>>
>>>>>><alt. "Ben" .sig says "I've been in a bin!">
>>>>>
>>>>><ng sig asks:"What you been doing in the bin, Ben?">
>>>>
>>>><alt. "Ben" .sig says "I've been in the Bin looking for
>>>>a bun!">
>>>
>>><ng sig asks:"Was there a ban on the bun to put you in the bin, Ben?">
>>
>><alt. "Ben" .sig says "Bingo!">
>
>Bon!
>
><ng sig asks: "Where does the bin go and where has the bin been,
>Ben?">
<alt. "Ben" .sig says "Bin brings Bim's broom, but bent
bim's broom and became a bum.">
>>>>>(sig also re-calls the SWAT team...)
>>>>
>>>>Yes, they were lovely, so polite, put the door back on
>>>>after they kicked it in and patched the bulletholes
>>>>from the spider removal raid...
>>>>
>>>><.sigs say that's not the way they recall it>
>>>
>>><while trying to think up another excuse -erm- explanation, SWAT team
>>>gets tied up in a world wide web>
>>>
>>>That's a big damn spider...
>>
>><alt. .sig says it thinks it saw it delivering
>>newspapers in its underwear earlier>
>
>Alt. .sig gets its newspapers delivered in its underwear?!?!
<alt. .sig says it needs the added warmth since the
broom incident.>
><ng sig checks underwear for comics section>
<DG's sig asks if Boondocks is in there, because all it
can find is B.C.>
>>>>>Hot Roddish still won't let go of the .siggerette tree...
>>>>
>>>><.sig tries to convince Seanpuff to persuade Hot
>>>>ROddish to let it go>
>>>
>>><Seanpuff and Hot ROddish have a nice long heart-to-heart
>>>conversation>
>>><Hot ROddish will only let go provided nobody lights it or tries to
>>>smoke it>
>>
>><alt. .sig promises>
>>
>><.sig says "I don't have anymore flares!">
>
><Hot ROddish isn't so sure about that and waits until all the .sigs
>and sig are asleep to make darn sure the flare gun is empty by trying
>to signal a passing airplane with the flair gun>
>
><Hot ROddish ends up shooting a f---ing* palm tree instead>
>
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig is beginning to wonder about Hot ROddish's mental health)
>
>*(for the record: I'm *not* gonna use that other word)
<.sigs snicker and try to trick each other into saying
bad words, DG applauds RH's decision to not resort to
that other word for humor>
>==========================================
>http://web.infoave.net/~rkanderson/rassm/swc.htm
>Rainbow Heron's Sith War Characters Page
DG
Rainbow Heron
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
<-Brownie's look & drool->
>>><.sig mentions Brownie's people look much cuter when
>>>they drool than DG does>
>>
>><RH hands DG some bows and ribbons and stuff to make it cuter when it
>>drools>
>
><.sig ties DG's mouth shut*
<RH notes that the bow makes it look like it's wearing red glasses and
a red moustache>
>>>>><alt. .sig serves jigglers to Jigglypuffs and some
>>>>>jugglers that just happened to pop in>
>>>>
>>>><Jigglypuffs thank alt. .sig, juggle the jigglers, eat the
>>>>jigglers...and then attempt to jiggle the jugglers>
>>>>
>>>>No I don't think they have *that* much body fat on them...
>>>
>>>I think they jog when they're not juggling.
>>
>>Jiggle jugglers jog eh? Is one named Jughead?
>
>Yes! And the other is Jurgen!
>
><.sig begins to say that it's not Jurgling, but doesn't
>want to make DG start drooling again>
Does a Jurgling Jurgen speak jargon?
>>>><Ianpuff bows and then congratulates Mayor Giuliani on his honorary
>>>>Knighthood>
>>>
>>><.sigs hope Rudy didn't dress as a drag queen when he
>>>met the Queen>
>>
>><Ianpuff hopes he didn't drag the queen...or the dress>
>
><.sigs wince and say that would be a royal pain>
A hell of a pain, yeah!
<preoccupied PeterPika picking pumkins in his pumkin patch thinks that
RH said "a Jalapeno*" and picks a peck of hot peppers>
*pronounced "hal a payne ya" in these parts
>>>>IT
>>>
>>><.sig say that was a scary book and run away from the
>>>clown that mysteriously appeared in the bathroom>
>>
>><Jigglypuffs toss the jogging jiggle jugglers and Jughead to IT and
>>slam the bathroom door>
>
><.sigs cheer>
<Jigglypuffs toss in a box of Cheer for good measure>
>>>>>>><alt. .sig is asleep on the floor, .sig isn't sure why,
>>>>>>>but asks if anyone wants to draw on it>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><Ewanpuff pulls out his microphone/marker and challenges alt. .sig to
>>>>>>a game fo tic tac toe>
Ok lemme see if I got this right:
>>>>><.sig claims o's and draws one around alt. .sig's
>>>>>eye... i, I mean>
_ _ O
_ _ _
_ _ _
>>>><Ewanpuff puts a big "x" on alt. .sig's big toe>
_ _ O
_ _ _
X _ _
>>><.sig puts an O around alt. .sig's other eye, making it
>>>look like Harry Potter>
O _ O
_ _ _
X _ _
>><Ewanpuff puts an "X" right between the eyes and hopes a marksman
>>doesn't come by>
O X O
_ _ _
X _ _
><.sig draws an O on alt. .sig's left cheek and then
>tries to use the pen as a dart to hit the X>
O X O
_ _ O
X_ _
Ok then
<Ewanpuf puts an "X" on alt. .sig's other big toe, but gets carried
away and keeps marking up the toe so that it looks like a pound sign>
O X O
_ _ O
X_ #
>>>><Pokemon start playing with their mac 'n cheese before eating it>
>>>><a very wet Brownie is begging desperately for some of the mac 'n
>>>>cheese>
>>>
>>><DG sends out a boat of mac 'n cheese to Brownie>
>>
>><Brownie gives the mac 'n cheese boat a curious look and starts to
>>sniff in its direction>
>
><mac 'n cheese boat crew tosses a line of string cheese
>over to Brownie and ask if she'll reel them in>
<Brownie eats the string cheese but it doesn't reel them in and she's
still hungry>
She does it on purpose I think...yeah you see where this is going
right?
<-Muppets, fish, Beaker, warming up->
>><other Pokemon, ng sig, and RH/Alice are visibly embarassed>
>
><.sigs begin to sing "doe, a deer, a female deer..."
>but pause and gaze in awe at Ianpuff when he spatters
>the goldfish tank>
<Ianpuff asks if they caught the deer that made the tank splatter>
...or is that "dear that made the tank splatter"? :-) You see ng sig?
I caught that typo myself!
<ng sig isn't amused>
<Freud slips on the tank splatter>
>>>>>>Uh-oh, guys, we're all out of Snickers! :-(
>>>>>
>>>>><.sig goes to cupboard and asks "what about Smuckers?">
>>>>
>>>><Hamillpuff "Humphs" and says:>"I'm not a schmuck!"
>>>><Ewanpuff jams him with some jelly>
>>>><Ianpuff corrects him:>"ALL FRUIT!"
>>>><Ewanpuff jams them both with some All Fruit and Smuckers>
>>>
>>><.sig worries about getting jammed like its cousin
>>>signal>
>>
>><applause!> Good one!
>>
>><Ewanpuff uses lady marmelade on DG's .sig instead>
>
><DG's .sig puts on Christina Aguilera wig and dances
>around>
>
><alt. .sig becomes terrified and dives into jar of
>jam.>
<Ewanpuff puts on sequined outfit and does his best Michael Jackson
impressions while singing "Jam">
<Michael Jordon runs thru the kitchen, picks up Hamillpuff and starts
to dribble him around, and finally slam-dunks him into the laundry
basket before exiting>
(hey cool another double! I wonder if WB had that in mind when they
were naming that film...)
<-Goldfish eatings->
>><RH/Alice feels bad and tries to fix it by putting a frozen trout into
>>the tank>
>
><alt. .sig is happy again and watches the trout thaw.>
<RH/Alice asks the trout what he thawt about it- being frozen that is>
>>>>>>>>><alt. .sig wants to change name to Ben>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><ng sig greets alt. .sig:" So, how you been, Ben?">
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><alt. "Ben" .sig says "I've been in a bin!">
>>>>>>
>>>>>><ng sig asks:"What you been doing in the bin, Ben?">
>>>>>
>>>>><alt. "Ben" .sig says "I've been in the Bin looking for
>>>>>a bun!">
>>>>
>>>><ng sig asks:"Was there a ban on the bun to put you in the bin, Ben?">
>>>
>>><alt. "Ben" .sig says "Bingo!">
>>
>>Bon!
>>
>><ng sig asks: "Where does the bin go and where has the bin been,
>>Ben?">
>
><alt. "Ben" .sig says "Bin brings Bim's broom, but bent
>bim's broom and became a bum.">
<ng sig: "So lemme see if I got this right: Bin bent Bim's broom and
bummed out. Ben bought banned bun and was put in Bin. Ben and
bummed-out Bin, both bored, embraced Bingo and -boom boom bam- Ben was
brought out of the Bin, and that is where he has been. You must feel
bombed after so much bombardment, here have a bon bon.">
Were Bin and Bim sent to the briny brim? Like to the Boondocks of
Biminy?
<-SWAT Team & spider->
>>><alt. .sig says it thinks it saw it delivering
>>>newspapers in its underwear earlier>
>>
>>Alt. .sig gets its newspapers delivered in its underwear?!?!
>
><alt. .sig says it needs the added warmth since the
>broom incident.>
Did the broom cause a boo boo?
>><ng sig checks underwear for comics section>
>
><DG's sig asks if Boondocks is in there, because all it
>can find is B.C.>
Nope, don't get Boondocks 'round here.
<ng sig asks Abby if they can find Boondocs in Shoe>
<-Hot ROddish & the .sigerette tree->
>>><.sig says "I don't have anymore flares!">
>>
>><Hot ROddish isn't so sure about that and waits until all the .sigs
>>and sig are asleep to make darn sure the flare gun is empty by trying
>>to signal a passing airplane with the flair gun>
>>
>><Hot ROddish ends up shooting a f---ing* palm tree instead>
<Hot ROddish runs around in panic>
<ng sig uses lemonade sprinkler on the flaming -literally now :-) -
palm tree>
>>*(for the record: I'm *not* gonna use that other word)
>
><.sigs snicker and try to trick each other into saying
>bad words, DG applauds RH's decision to not resort to
>that other word for humor>
The f word I try not to use (but there *have* been occaisions), it's
the "other word", as used in the film, which I refuse to use.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig feels a story from RH is coming on...)
Yep! Storytime!
One of those occaisions was when I was 12 and on a cross-country bus
trip. A couple of fellow travellers and myself we walking around a
mall together and in front of the Kaybees was one of those electronic
parrots that repeats what you say. So we all stated whispering various
obsenities to the parrot to see if it would say them back. Luckily it
all came back as static. However one of the storekeepers was nearby
and we thought we should leave before we got in trouble (I think he
*did* warn us once come to think of it).
Anyway, we walked around for a while longer, got tired, and needed to
sit down. We sat down on a bench across the way from the Kaybees.
There was a security guard walking around the area and we started
getting nervous. After a minute he walked our way and we freaked. He
came up to us and asked us to please move............because there was
a leaking ceiling tile right near us and the janitor was coming to
clean up the big puddle on the floor near us.
WHEW! Now can I get off the couch, Doc?
Celaeno
>On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 22:48:55 -0500, DarthGumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
><-Brownie's look & drool->
>
>>>><.sig mentions Brownie's people look much cuter when
>>>>they drool than DG does>
>>>
>>><RH hands DG some bows and ribbons and stuff to make it cuter when it
>>>drools>
>>
>><.sig ties DG's mouth shut*
>
><RH notes that the bow makes it look like it's wearing red glasses and
>a red moustache>
You know, I'm just waiting for those .sigs of yours to elope...
Rakelle
--
There was an old man
From Peru, whose limericks
Were really haiku
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
This is a feeble attempt at doing the cheering up
thing...
>On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 22:48:55 -0500, DarthGumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>Does a Jurgling Jurgen speak jargon?
Jurgen: Ja!
<.sig gets confused and draws a 7 in the middle of alt.
.sig, then tries to dial people up and make prank calls
pretend to be a parrot with a potty mouth>
O X O
_ 7 O
X _ #
><Ewanpuff puts on sequined outfit and does his best Michael Jackson
>impressions while singing "Jam">
>
><Michael Jordon runs thru the kitchen, picks up Hamillpuff and starts
>to dribble him around, and finally slam-dunks him into the laundry
>basket before exiting>
<.sigs become rowdy and use the box of Cheer from the
bathroom, but the resulting Cheer snowfall causes the
SWAT team to clear the building>
<hours later, the .sigs sneak back in and free
Hamillpuff from the laundry basket>
><ng sig: "So lemme see if I got this right: Bin bent Bim's broom and
>bummed out. Ben bought banned bun and was put in Bin. Ben and
>bummed-out Bin, both bored, embraced Bingo and -boom boom bam- Ben was
>brought out of the Bin, and that is where he has been. You must feel
>bombed after so much bombardment, here have a bon bon.">
<alt. "Ben" .sig says "Blimey!" and bites into the bon
bon>
>Were Bin and Bim sent to the briny brim? Like to the Boondocks of
>Biminy?
Yes, wearing bikinis.
>>>Alt. .sig gets its newspapers delivered in its underwear?!?!
>>
>><alt. .sig says it needs the added warmth since the
>>broom incident.>
>
>Did the broom cause a boo boo?
<alt. .sig says "it made me say boo hoo!">
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig feels a story from RH is coming on...)
>
>Yep! Storytime!
<DG and .sigs sit on floor and stare at RH, eagerly
awaiting the story>
>One of those occaisions was when I was 12 and on a cross-country bus
>trip. A couple of fellow travellers and myself we walking around a
>mall together and in front of the Kaybees was one of those electronic
>parrots that repeats what you say. So we all stated whispering various
>obsenities to the parrot to see if it would say them back. Luckily it
>all came back as static. However one of the storekeepers was nearby
>and we thought we should leave before we got in trouble (I think he
>*did* warn us once come to think of it).
*snicker*
He should've put a message in the parrot!
What Parrot is supposed to be saying: "You kids get
away from me!"
What it sounds like: "[static] et eeee!"
>Anyway, we walked around for a while longer, got tired, and needed to
>sit down. We sat down on a bench across the way from the Kaybees.
>There was a security guard walking around the area and we started
>getting nervous. After a minute he walked our way and we freaked. He
>came up to us and asked us to please move............because there was
>a leaking ceiling tile right near us and the janitor was coming to
>clean up the big puddle on the floor near us.
<.sig gnaws nails in suspense>
It's good he didn't have the parrot on his shoulder
saying "That's them! Get the [stream of obscenities
recently taught to it]!"
>WHEW! Now can I get off the couch, Doc?
<alt. .sig insists it had nothing to do with the puddle
on the couch>
<.sig tells everyone alt. .sig was really scared by the
story>
<alt. .sig wrings couch cushion out over .sig>
<.sig marvels at alt. .sig's strength then runs off to
take a shower>
DG
<DG & .sigs also observe moment of silence and salute
Brownie>
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
<the adventures of RH & DG's sigs>
>You know, I'm just waiting for those .sigs of yours to elope...
<.sigs blush and say "it's not like that!" but then
mention that they're going to .sigcon next year and
RH's ng sig and sig are welcome to come along>
DG
(the .sigs refuse to appear at the end of my posts
anymore, they tell me they're too famous now. Hmm.)
Rainbow Heron
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 00:04:16 GMT, Celaeno
>telepathically conveyed:
>
><the adventures of RH & DG's sigs>
>
>>You know, I'm just waiting for those .sigs of yours to elope...
<ng sig stuffs an antelope into an email and sends it>
><.sigs blush and say "it's not like that!" but then
>mention that they're going to .sigcon next year and
>RH's ng sig and sig are welcome to come along>
<ng sig notes that .sigcons are .significant and .sigsational and
would like to go if RH can stand Hot Roddish driving the ENTIRE WAY
ROUND TRIP>
>(the .sigs refuse to appear at the end of my posts
>anymore, they tell me they're too famous now. Hmm.)
.Sigs, don't look now but...y'all just did.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig notes that it's not quite so famous yet)
Yeah but is it Almost Famous? Man, I need to see that movie
sometime...
==========================================
R.I.P. Brownie Anderson 11/16/01 -a car hit her- <:.-(
Rainbow Heron
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>This is a feeble attempt at doing the cheering up
>thing...
Not quite so feeble- thank you! <:-)
>>On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 22:48:55 -0500, DarthGumby
>><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>Does a Jurgling Jurgen speak jargon?
>
>Jurgen: Ja!
Does Jurgen know Jerkin?
Jerkin's Gerkins...Gungan gunja?
ROTFLMHO!
>O X O
>_ 7 O
>X _ #
<Ewanpuff calls out for pizza on alt. .sig:>"PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA! YO!
HOMEBOY! PIIIZZZZZZZAAAAA!!!!"
<RH/Alice hopes that alt. sig doesn't have any hearing loss>
<Ewanpuff then puts anarchy symbol on alt. .sig's other cheek>
O X O
@ 7 O
X _ #
>><Ewanpuff puts on sequined outfit and does his best Michael Jackson
>>impressions while singing "Jam">
>>
>><Michael Jordon runs thru the kitchen, picks up Hamillpuff and starts
>>to dribble him around, and finally slam-dunks him into the laundry
>>basket before exiting>
>
><.sigs become rowdy and use the box of Cheer from the
>bathroom, but the resulting Cheer snowfall causes the
>SWAT team to clear the building>
ROTFLMH&AO! ...<uh-oh> a-a-A-ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
<more Cheer swirls thru the air>
<Seanpuff becomes intrigued by the swriling patterns and wonders if a
previously-invisible laser beam will show up amidst them>
><hours later, the .sigs sneak back in and free
>Hamillpuff from the laundry basket>
<Hamillpuff is covered in dirty laundry>
<Seanpuff remarks that Hamillpuff looks like he's wearing a hazmat>
<Ianpuff mishears and says that Hamillpuff doesn't have a mat>
<Ewanpuff follows up by quipping that Hamillpuff's name isn't "Matt">
<Seanpuff & Ianpuff roll their eyes:>"DU-UH!"
<Seanpuff:>"I only said he looks like he's wearing a hazmat!"
<Ianpuff:>"But he doesn't HAVE a mat!"
<Ewanpuff is thouroughly enjoying this exchange and butts back
in:>"And just who the *&#^$@* Hell is Matt?!"
This may take a while...and I think "hazmat" is one of my new favorite
words! :-)
>><ng sig: "So lemme see if I got this right: Bin bent Bim's broom and
>>bummed out. Ben bought banned bun and was put in Bin. Ben and
>>bummed-out Bin, both bored, embraced Bingo and -boom boom bam- Ben was
>>brought out of the Bin, and that is where he has been. You must feel
>>bombed after so much bombardment, here have a bon bon.">
>
><alt. "Ben" .sig says "Blimey!" and bites into the bon
>bon>
<ng sig: "Is it a bon bon-bon?">
(I wonder how the French deal with a situation like that...hehehe)
>>Were Bin and Bim sent to the briny brim? Like to the Boondocks of
>>Biminy?
>
>Yes, wearing bikinis.
<ng sig bellows "Blimey!" and burrows under the bed>
>>>>Alt. .sig gets its newspapers delivered in its underwear?!?!
>>>
>>><alt. .sig says it needs the added warmth since the
>>>broom incident.>
>>
>>Did the broom cause a boo boo?
>
><alt. .sig says "it made me say boo hoo!">
<ng sig asks: "Hmmm, good question. Who is Boo?">
>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sig feels a story from RH is coming on...)
>>
>>Yep! Storytime!
>
><DG and .sigs sit on floor and stare at RH, eagerly
>awaiting the story>
<RH stares back>
<-parrot potty mouth Part 1->
>*snicker*
Just bought some Snickers!
<offers fun-sized Snickers>
>He should've put a message in the parrot!
Or he could have parroted the parrot!
(yeah I know, really lame...)
<-parrot potty mouth Part 2->
><.sig gnaws nails in suspense>
<RH wonders why the floorboards got so loose and are being held up by
threads all of a sudden>
>It's good he didn't have the parrot on his shoulder
>saying "That's them! Get the [stream of obscenities
>recently taught to it]!"
that would have been so bad for [stream of obscenities
recently taught to it]. Poor suckers...Gee, I wonder how a few
"[stream of obscenities recently taught to it]" could even walk around
a mall anyway. I mean, just how *do* [stream of obscenities recently
taught to it]'s walk around malls?
>>WHEW! Now can I get off the couch, Doc?
>
><alt. .sig insists it had nothing to do with the puddle
>on the couch>
>
><.sig tells everyone alt. .sig was really scared by the
>story>
>
><alt. .sig wrings couch cushion out over .sig>
>
><.sig marvels at alt. .sig's strength then runs off to
>take a shower>
<RH tosses the .sigs into the lemonade sprinkler>
-Rainbow Heron
(sig tosses some Cheer in with the .sigs as well>
><DG & .sigs also observe moment of silence and salute
>Brownie>
Thank you!
==========================================
R.I.P. Brownie Anderson 11/16/01 -a car hit her- <:.-(
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 02:14:37 -0500, DarthGumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 00:04:16 GMT, Celaeno
>>telepathically conveyed:
>>
>><the adventures of RH & DG's sigs>
>>
>>>You know, I'm just waiting for those .sigs of yours to elope...
>
><ng sig stuffs an antelope into an email and sends it>
>
>><.sigs blush and say "it's not like that!" but then
>>mention that they're going to .sigcon next year and
>>RH's ng sig and sig are welcome to come along>
>
><ng sig notes that .sigcons are .significant and .sigsational and
>would like to go if RH can stand Hot Roddish driving the ENTIRE WAY
>ROUND TRIP>
<.sigs strap on helmets and holler "road trip!">
>>(the .sigs refuse to appear at the end of my posts
>>anymore, they tell me they're too famous now. Hmm.)
>
>.Sigs, don't look now but...y'all just did.
<.sigs look, pause, and sigh>
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig notes that it's not quite so famous yet)
>
>Yeah but is it Almost Famous? Man, I need to see that movie
>sometime...
<.sigs agree and say after RH has seen it they can have
a singalong (or .sigalong) on the bus to .sigcon!>
>==========================================
>R.I.P. Brownie Anderson 11/16/01 -a car hit her- <:.-(
>==========================================
>http://web.infoave.net/~rkanderson/rassm/swc.htm
>Rainbow Heron's Sith War Characters Page
DG
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>>>On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 22:48:55 -0500, DarthGumby
>>><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>Does a Jurgling Jurgen speak jargon?
>>
>>Jurgen: Ja!
>
>Does Jurgen know Jerkin?
<Jurgen dons a Jerkin> Ja!
>Jerkin's Gerkins...Gungan gunja?
<Jurgen juggles Gerkins with JarJar>
<JarJar giggles as Gerkins go by>
>>><Ewanpuf puts an "X" on alt. .sig's other big toe, but gets carried
>>>away and keeps marking up the toe so that it looks like a pound sign>
>>>
>>>O X O
>>>_ _ O
>>>X_ #
>>
>><.sig gets confused and draws a 7 in the middle of alt.
>>.sig, then tries to dial people up and make prank calls
>>pretend to be a parrot with a potty mouth>
>
>ROTFLMHO!
>
>>O X O
>>_ 7 O
>>X _ #
>
><Ewanpuff calls out for pizza on alt. .sig:>"PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA! YO!
>HOMEBOY! PIIIZZZZZZZAAAAA!!!!"
<alt. .sig wakes up and asks Ewanpuff "piece of what?"
><RH/Alice hopes that alt. sig doesn't have any hearing loss>
<alt. .sig says "oh, no, my earrings are right here!">
><Ewanpuff then puts anarchy symbol on alt. .sig's other cheek>
>
>O X O
>@ 7 O
>X _ #
<alt. .sig puts on dangly earrings, spikes hair and
waits outside for the pizza delivery>
>>><Ewanpuff puts on sequined outfit and does his best Michael Jackson
>>>impressions while singing "Jam">
>>>
>>><Michael Jordon runs thru the kitchen, picks up Hamillpuff and starts
>>>to dribble him around, and finally slam-dunks him into the laundry
>>>basket before exiting>
>>
>><.sigs become rowdy and use the box of Cheer from the
>>bathroom, but the resulting Cheer snowfall causes the
>>SWAT team to clear the building>
>
>ROTFLMH&AO! ...<uh-oh> a-a-A-ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>
><more Cheer swirls thru the air>
>
><Seanpuff becomes intrigued by the swriling patterns and wonders if a
>previously-invisible laser beam will show up amidst them>
<alt. .sig puts on a parachute and asks Seanpuff if
he'd like to dance through the laserbeams>
>><hours later, the .sigs sneak back in and free
>>Hamillpuff from the laundry basket>
>
><Hamillpuff is covered in dirty laundry>
>
><Seanpuff remarks that Hamillpuff looks like he's wearing a hazmat>
>
><Ianpuff mishears and says that Hamillpuff doesn't have a mat>
>
><Ewanpuff follows up by quipping that Hamillpuff's name isn't "Matt">
>
><Seanpuff & Ianpuff roll their eyes:>"DU-UH!"
>
><Seanpuff:>"I only said he looks like he's wearing a hazmat!"
>
><Ianpuff:>"But he doesn't HAVE a mat!"
>
><Ewanpuff is thouroughly enjoying this exchange and butts back
>in:>"And just who the *&#^$@* Hell is Matt?!"
>
>This may take a while...and I think "hazmat" is one of my new favorite
>words! :-)
<DG is also thoroughly enjoying the exchange and agrees
that hazmat is a fun word, even if one doesn't have a
mat>
>>><ng sig: "So lemme see if I got this right: Bin bent Bim's broom and
>>>bummed out. Ben bought banned bun and was put in Bin. Ben and
>>>bummed-out Bin, both bored, embraced Bingo and -boom boom bam- Ben was
>>>brought out of the Bin, and that is where he has been. You must feel
>>>bombed after so much bombardment, here have a bon bon.">
>>
>><alt. "Ben" .sig says "Blimey!" and bites into the bon
>>bon>
>
><ng sig: "Is it a bon bon-bon?">
<alt. "Ben" .sig shakes its bon-bons and yells "Bon
Bon-bon! Bon!">
<The SWAT team gets suspicious>
>(I wonder how the French deal with a situation like that...hehehe)
<.sig wonders what would happen if Simon LeBon and
James Bond went to France and had Bon-bons>
>>>>>Alt. .sig gets its newspapers delivered in its underwear?!?!
>>>>
>>>><alt. .sig says it needs the added warmth since the
>>>>broom incident.>
>>>
>>>Did the broom cause a boo boo?
>>
>><alt. .sig says "it made me say boo hoo!">
>
><ng sig asks: "Hmmm, good question. Who is Boo?">
<alt. .sig tells ng sig Boo is Gie's brother.>
>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>(sig feels a story from RH is coming on...)
>>>
>>>Yep! Storytime!
>>
>><DG and .sigs sit on floor and stare at RH, eagerly
>>awaiting the story>
>
><RH stares back>
<DG stares back until .sig pokes it in the eye and
announces RH the staring match champion>
><-parrot potty mouth Part 1->
>
>>*snicker*
>
>Just bought some Snickers!
>
><offers fun-sized Snickers>
<.sigs thank RH for Snickers, scarf them down and wait
for fun>
>>He should've put a message in the parrot!
>
>Or he could have parroted the parrot!
>
>(yeah I know, really lame...)
But true! Police radios and parrots that parrot people
have that same staticy sound!
><-parrot potty mouth Part 2->
>
>><.sig gnaws nails in suspense>
>
><RH wonders why the floorboards got so loose and are being held up by
>threads all of a sudden>
<alt. .sig hopes there are enough threads to hold up
the floor>
>>It's good he didn't have the parrot on his shoulder
>>saying "That's them! Get the [stream of obscenities
>>recently taught to it]!"
>
>that would have been so bad for [stream of obscenities
>recently taught to it]. Poor suckers...Gee, I wonder how a few
>"[stream of obscenities recently taught to it]" could even walk around
>a mall anyway. I mean, just how *do* [stream of obscenities recently
>taught to it]'s walk around malls?
I think they float through the air... I never see
them... *gives spooky look to the ceiling*
<.sig asks why DG gave the spooky look to the ceiling
when the floor is in need of nails>
<DG gives another spooky look to the floor>
<floor creaks in fear>
><RH tosses the .sigs into the lemonade sprinkler>
>
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig tosses some Cheer in with the .sigs as well>
<.sigs splash in the suds>
>==========================================
>R.I.P. Brownie Anderson 11/16/01 -a car hit her- <:.-(
>==========================================
>http://web.infoave.net/~rkanderson/rassm/swc.htm
>Rainbow Heron's Sith War Characters Page
DG
Rainbow Heron
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>Does a Jurgling Jurgen speak jargon?
>>>
>>>Jurgen: Ja!
>>
>>Does Jurgen know Jerkin?
>
><Jurgen dons a Jerkin> Ja!
>
>>Jerkin's Gerkins...Gungan gunja?
>
><Jurgen juggles Gerkins with JarJar>
>
><JarJar giggles as Gerkins go by>
<JarJar jiggles as Gerkin hits him in head>
Poor JarJar.
<-tic tac toe game->
>><Ewanpuff calls out for pizza on alt. .sig:>"PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA! YO!
>>HOMEBOY! PIIIZZZZZZZAAAAA!!!!"
>
><alt. .sig wakes up and asks Ewanpuff "piece of what?"
<Ewanpuff's tummy growls as the mention of pizza makes him
hungry:>"Piece of pizza! I wanna pizza!"
>><RH/Alice hopes that alt. sig doesn't have any hearing loss>
>
><alt. .sig says "oh, no, my earrings are right here!">
<RH/Alice notes that alt. .sig has interesting taste in earrings>
>><Ewanpuff then puts anarchy symbol on alt. .sig's other cheek>
>>
>>O X O
>>@ 7 O
>>X _ #
>
><alt. .sig puts on dangly earrings, spikes hair and
>waits outside for the pizza delivery>
<Ewanpuff yells "AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" as their tic tac toe game gets up
and walks away>
<-Jam & Cheer->
>><Seanpuff becomes intrigued by the swriling patterns and wonders if a
>>previously-invisible laser beam will show up amidst them>
>
><alt. .sig puts on a parachute and asks Seanpuff if
>he'd like to dance through the laserbeams>
<Seanpuff hopes that alt. .sig isn't playing both sides and notes the
tic tac toe markings on it>
>>><hours later, the .sigs sneak back in and free
>>>Hamillpuff from the laundry basket>
>>
>><Hamillpuff is covered in dirty laundry>
>>
>><Seanpuff remarks that Hamillpuff looks like he's wearing a hazmat>
>>
>><Ianpuff mishears and says that Hamillpuff doesn't have a mat>
>>
>><Ewanpuff follows up by quipping that Hamillpuff's name isn't "Matt">
>>
>><Seanpuff & Ianpuff roll their eyes:>"DU-UH!"
>>
>><Seanpuff:>"I only said he looks like he's wearing a hazmat!"
>>
>><Ianpuff:>"But he doesn't HAVE a mat!"
>>
>><Ewanpuff is thouroughly enjoying this exchange and butts back
>>in:>"And just who the *&#^$@* Hell is Matt?!"
>>
>>This may take a while...and I think "hazmat" is one of my new favorite
>>words! :-)
>
><DG is also thoroughly enjoying the exchange and agrees
>that hazmat is a fun word, even if one doesn't have a
>mat>
Is your name Matt?
<RH would never name her mat Matt whether she had a hazmat or
not...which she doesn't>
<Seanpuff & Ianpuff give RH strange looks>
<Hamillpuff wants to know if Matt the mat has a hazmat>
<Ewanpuff wants to know if Matt has a mat named Hazmat>
<Hamillpuff wants to know if Matt the hazmat has a mat>
<Ewanpuff wants to know if Matt Hazmat has a mat>
<Hamillpuff wants to know if mat hazmat has a Matt>
<Ewanpuff wants to know if Hazmat has a Matt named mat>
<Hamillpuff wants to know if Hazmat has a Matt mat>
<Ewanpuff wants to know if Matt Mat has a hazmat>
<Hamillpuff wants to know if Matt has a hazmat mat>
<Ewanpuff wants to know if mat has a hazmat Matt>
<Hamillpuff wants to know if mat the Matt has a hazmat>
<Ewanpuff wants to know if Matt has mat a hazmat>
<Jedichu sighs, shakes his head, and takes an asprin>
>>>><ng sig: "So lemme see if I got this right: Bin bent Bim's broom and
>>>>bummed out. Ben bought banned bun and was put in Bin. Ben and
>>>>bummed-out Bin, both bored, embraced Bingo and -boom boom bam- Ben was
>>>>brought out of the Bin, and that is where he has been. You must feel
>>>>bombed after so much bombardment, here have a bon bon.">
>>>
>>><alt. "Ben" .sig says "Blimey!" and bites into the bon
>>>bon>
>>
>><ng sig: "Is it a bon bon-bon?">
>
><alt. "Ben" .sig shakes its bon-bons and yells "Bon
>Bon-bon! Bon!">
>
><The SWAT team gets suspicious>
<ng sig says that if the SWAT went to Germany, they could have bon
bon-bons in Bonn>
>>(I wonder how the French deal with a situation like that...hehehe)
>
><.sig wonders what would happen if Simon LeBon and
>James Bond went to France and had Bon-bons>
They'd have bon Bonds of course!
<Seanpuff isn't too sure about the .sigs anymore>
>>>>>>Alt. .sig gets its newspapers delivered in its underwear?!?!
>>>>>
>>>>><alt. .sig says it needs the added warmth since the
>>>>>broom incident.>
>>>>
>>>>Did the broom cause a boo boo?
>>>
>>><alt. .sig says "it made me say boo hoo!">
>>
>><ng sig asks: "Hmmm, good question. Who is Boo?">
>
><alt. .sig tells ng sig Boo is Gie's brother.>
<ng sig aks if they have another brother named Mann>
<PeterPika & Hot ROddish, the youngest of the bunch, are scared of
those 3 brothers>
<Jigglypuffs wonder if they should turn off the lights, get a couple
of flashlights, and tell stories of Boo, Gie, & Mann>
>>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>>(sig feels a story from RH is coming on...)
>>>>
>>>>Yep! Storytime!
>>>
>>><DG and .sigs sit on floor and stare at RH, eagerly
>>>awaiting the story>
>>
>><RH stares back>
>
><DG stares back until .sig pokes it in the eye and
>announces RH the staring match champion>
<RH didn't realize that she was staring at a match>
<match "humphs" and goes back into the matchbox>
>><-parrot potty mouth Part 1->
>>
>>>*snicker*
>>
>>Just bought some Snickers!
>>
>><offers fun-sized Snickers>
>
><.sigs thank RH for Snickers, scarf them down and wait
>for fun>
<Snickers have fun in .sigs' stomachs>
>>>He should've put a message in the parrot!
>>
>>Or he could have parroted the parrot!
>>
>>(yeah I know, really lame...)
>
>But true! Police radios and parrots that parrot people
>have that same staticy sound!
You sure it's the *radios* that make that noise and not the Police
themselves? ;-)
(No really, seriously now, I have high respect for the police.)
>><-parrot potty mouth Part 2->
>>
>>><.sig gnaws nails in suspense>
>>
>><RH wonders why the floorboards got so loose and are being held up by
>>threads all of a sudden>
>
><alt. .sig hopes there are enough threads to hold up
>the floor>
<RH hopes that there are enough threads to hold up both the floor and
the ng without crashing>
<Hamillpuff & Ewanpuff get out scissors>
>>>It's good he didn't have the parrot on his shoulder
>>>saying "That's them! Get the [stream of obscenities
>>>recently taught to it]!"
>>
>>that would have been so bad for [stream of obscenities
>>recently taught to it]. Poor suckers...Gee, I wonder how a few
>>"[stream of obscenities recently taught to it]" could even walk around
>>a mall anyway. I mean, just how *do* [stream of obscenities recently
>>taught to it]'s walk around malls?
>
>I think they float through the air... I never see
>them... *gives spooky look to the ceiling*
>
><.sig asks why DG gave the spooky look to the ceiling
>when the floor is in need of nails>
>
><DG gives another spooky look to the floor>
>
><floor creaks in fear>
<RH is beginning to hope that the the chandelier is nice and sturdy>
>><RH tosses the .sigs into the lemonade sprinkler>
>>
>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sig tosses some Cheer in with the .sigs as well>
>
><.sigs splash in the suds>
<Tom Hanks Splashes with the .sigs in the suds>
-Rainbow Heron
(sig is having fun with the suds and wonders where Tom Hanks came
from)
And he's wearing a hazmat too.
Rainbow Heron
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>><.sigs blush and say "it's not like that!" but then
>>>mention that they're going to .sigcon next year and
>>>RH's ng sig and sig are welcome to come along>
>>
>><ng sig notes that .sigcons are .significant and .sigsational and
>>would like to go if RH can stand Hot Roddish driving the ENTIRE WAY
>>ROUND TRIP>
>
><.sigs strap on helmets and holler "road trip!">
<RH says she will go as long as Tom Green does NOT>
<ng sig notes that if it sees a green Tom, Hot ROddish will run him
over with the car>
>>(sig notes that it's not quite so famous yet)
>>
>>Yeah but is it Almost Famous? Man, I need to see that movie
>>sometime...
>
><.sigs agree and say after RH has seen it they can have
>a singalong (or .sigalong) on the bus to .sigcon!>
A .sigsational .sigalong to .sigcon?! Send out the .Sig .Signal! I
hope this will be more than a singular (or .sigular) event!
-Rainbow Heron
(sig is getting .siggy with it)
.Sigerette tree wants to know if it can come too.
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>On Thu, 22 Nov 2001 20:47:25 -0500, DarthGumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
><-tic tac toe game->
>
>>><Ewanpuff calls out for pizza on alt. .sig:>"PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA! YO!
>>>HOMEBOY! PIIIZZZZZZZAAAAA!!!!"
>>
>><alt. .sig wakes up and asks Ewanpuff "piece of what?"
>
><Ewanpuff's tummy growls as the mention of pizza makes him
>hungry:>"Piece of pizza! I wanna pizza!"
<DG does too after watching a pizza making documentary>
<.sigs try out some acrobatic pizza-making moves they
learned off tv today>
>>><RH/Alice hopes that alt. sig doesn't have any hearing loss>
>>
>><alt. .sig says "oh, no, my earrings are right here!">
>
><RH/Alice notes that alt. .sig has interesting taste in earrings>
<alt. .sig puts on earrings, that happen to be shaped
like herrings, and thanks RH/Alice>
>>><Ewanpuff then puts anarchy symbol on alt. .sig's other cheek>
>>>
>>>O X O
>>>@ 7 O
>>>X _ #
>>
>><alt. .sig puts on dangly earrings, spikes hair and
>>waits outside for the pizza delivery>
>
><Ewanpuff yells "AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" as their tic tac toe game gets up
>and walks away>
<.sig offers Ewanpuff a tic tac while wating for alt.
.sig to tow the pizza in>
><-Jam & Cheer->
>
>>><Seanpuff becomes intrigued by the swriling patterns and wonders if a
>>>previously-invisible laser beam will show up amidst them>
>>
>><alt. .sig puts on a parachute and asks Seanpuff if
>>he'd like to dance through the laserbeams>
>
><Seanpuff hopes that alt. .sig isn't playing both sides and notes the
>tic tac toe markings on it>
<alt. .sig points out that the tic tac toe markings can
be arranged into Confucius sayings.>
>>>><hours later, the .sigs sneak back in and free
>>>>Hamillpuff from the laundry basket>
>>>
>>><Hamillpuff is covered in dirty laundry>
>>>
>>><Seanpuff remarks that Hamillpuff looks like he's wearing a hazmat>
>>>
>>><Ianpuff mishears and says that Hamillpuff doesn't have a mat>
>>>
>>><Ewanpuff follows up by quipping that Hamillpuff's name isn't "Matt">
>>>
>>><Seanpuff & Ianpuff roll their eyes:>"DU-UH!"
>>>
>>><Seanpuff:>"I only said he looks like he's wearing a hazmat!"
>>>
>>><Ianpuff:>"But he doesn't HAVE a mat!"
>>>
>>><Ewanpuff is thouroughly enjoying this exchange and butts back
>>>in:>"And just who the *&#^$@* Hell is Matt?!"
>>>
>>>This may take a while...and I think "hazmat" is one of my new favorite
>>>words! :-)
>>
>><DG is also thoroughly enjoying the exchange and agrees
>>that hazmat is a fun word, even if one doesn't have a
>>mat>
>
>Is your name Matt?
Does it matter?
<.sigs groan at DG's increasing lameness>
><RH would never name her mat Matt whether she had a hazmat or
>not...which she doesn't>
Has Matt had a hazmat?
><Seanpuff & Ianpuff give RH strange looks>
>
><Hamillpuff wants to know if Matt the mat has a hazmat>
>
><Ewanpuff wants to know if Matt has a mat named Hazmat>
>
><Hamillpuff wants to know if Matt the hazmat has a mat>
>
><Ewanpuff wants to know if Matt Hazmat has a mat>
>
><Hamillpuff wants to know if mat hazmat has a Matt>
>
><Ewanpuff wants to know if Hazmat has a Matt named mat>
>
><Hamillpuff wants to know if Hazmat has a Matt mat>
>
><Ewanpuff wants to know if Matt Mat has a hazmat>
>
><Hamillpuff wants to know if Matt has a hazmat mat>
>
><Ewanpuff wants to know if mat has a hazmat Matt>
>
><Hamillpuff wants to know if mat the Matt has a hazmat>
>
><Ewanpuff wants to know if Matt has mat a hazmat>
>
><Jedichu sighs, shakes his head, and takes an asprin>
<DG freaks happily when it sees it was on the 'Puffs
wavelength>
<DG's .sigs ask if Jedichu has any spare asprin>
>>>>><ng sig: "So lemme see if I got this right: Bin bent Bim's broom and
>>>>>bummed out. Ben bought banned bun and was put in Bin. Ben and
>>>>>bummed-out Bin, both bored, embraced Bingo and -boom boom bam- Ben was
>>>>>brought out of the Bin, and that is where he has been. You must feel
>>>>>bombed after so much bombardment, here have a bon bon.">
>>>>
>>>><alt. "Ben" .sig says "Blimey!" and bites into the bon
>>>>bon>
>>>
>>><ng sig: "Is it a bon bon-bon?">
>>
>><alt. "Ben" .sig shakes its bon-bons and yells "Bon
>>Bon-bon! Bon!">
>>
>><The SWAT team gets suspicious>
>
><ng sig says that if the SWAT went to Germany, they could have bon
>bon-bons in Bonn>
<.sig suggests a vacation on Bondi beach with bon-bons>
>>>(I wonder how the French deal with a situation like that...hehehe)
>>
>><.sig wonders what would happen if Simon LeBon and
>>James Bond went to France and had Bon-bons>
>
>They'd have bon Bonds of course!
>
><Seanpuff isn't too sure about the .sigs anymore>
<alt. .sig promises never to make Seanpuff shake his
Bond bon bons>
>>>>>>>Alt. .sig gets its newspapers delivered in its underwear?!?!
>>>>>>
>>>>>><alt. .sig says it needs the added warmth since the
>>>>>>broom incident.>
>>>>>
>>>>>Did the broom cause a boo boo?
>>>>
>>>><alt. .sig says "it made me say boo hoo!">
>>>
>>><ng sig asks: "Hmmm, good question. Who is Boo?">
>>
>><alt. .sig tells ng sig Boo is Gie's brother.>
>
><ng sig aks if they have another brother named Mann>
>
><PeterPika & Hot ROddish, the youngest of the bunch, are scared of
>those 3 brothers>
<DG agrees and hides behind PeterPika>
><Jigglypuffs wonder if they should turn off the lights, get a couple
>of flashlights, and tell stories of Boo, Gie, & Mann>
<.sig hands out flashlights>
>>>>He should've put a message in the parrot!
>>>
>>>Or he could have parroted the parrot!
>>>
>>>(yeah I know, really lame...)
>>
>>But true! Police radios and parrots that parrot people
>>have that same staticy sound!
>
>You sure it's the *radios* that make that noise and not the Police
>themselves? ;-)
>
>(No really, seriously now, I have high respect for the police.)
*snark* Did you ever see the Young Ones episode where
Neil is training to be a constable and the first thing
he has to learn is the [static] sound so he can speak
over the radio?
<.sigs stare blankly at DG>
>>><-parrot potty mouth Part 2->
>>>
>>>><.sig gnaws nails in suspense>
>>>
>>><RH wonders why the floorboards got so loose and are being held up by
>>>threads all of a sudden>
>>
>><alt. .sig hopes there are enough threads to hold up
>>the floor>
>
><RH hopes that there are enough threads to hold up both the floor and
>the ng without crashing>
>
><Hamillpuff & Ewanpuff get out scissors>
<alt. .sig follows them closely so it doesn't end up on
the wrong floorboard>
>><DG gives another spooky look to the floor>
>>
>><floor creaks in fear>
>
><RH is beginning to hope that the the chandelier is nice and sturdy>
<.sig mutters that it should be, what with its nose
being up there and all>
>>><RH tosses the .sigs into the lemonade sprinkler>
>>>
>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>(sig tosses some Cheer in with the .sigs as well>
>>
>><.sigs splash in the suds>
>
><Tom Hanks Splashes with the .sigs in the suds>
<.sigs warn Tom Hanks to not wear green around Hot
ROddish>
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig is having fun with the suds and wonders where Tom Hanks came
>from)
<alt. .sig asks if he's the man with one red sig>
>And he's wearing a hazmat too.
Has he called it Matt?
>==========================================
>R.I.P. Brownie Anderson 11/16/01 -a car hit her- <:.-(
>==========================================
>http://web.infoave.net/~rkanderson/rassm/swc.htm
>Rainbow Heron's Sith War Characters Page
DG
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>On Wed, 21 Nov 2001 22:18:56 -0500, DarthGumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>><.sigs blush and say "it's not like that!" but then
>>>>mention that they're going to .sigcon next year and
>>>>RH's ng sig and sig are welcome to come along>
>>>
>>><ng sig notes that .sigcons are .significant and .sigsational and
>>>would like to go if RH can stand Hot Roddish driving the ENTIRE WAY
>>>ROUND TRIP>
>>
>><.sigs strap on helmets and holler "road trip!">
>
><RH says she will go as long as Tom Green does NOT>
<DG deletes 'Daddy would you like some sausage' from
the driving music list>
><ng sig notes that if it sees a green Tom, Hot ROddish will run him
>over with the car>
<alt. .sig says it saw a green turkey, it wasn't ripe
yet>
>>>(sig notes that it's not quite so famous yet)
>>>
>>>Yeah but is it Almost Famous? Man, I need to see that movie
>>>sometime...
>>
>><.sigs agree and say after RH has seen it they can have
>>a singalong (or .sigalong) on the bus to .sigcon!>
>
>A .sigsational .sigalong to .sigcon?! Send out the .Sig .Signal! I
>hope this will be more than a singular (or .sigular) event!
<.sig says if enough .sigs show up it will be quite
.significant and perhaps lead to a six-pack of
.sigcons>
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig is getting .siggy with it)
>
>.Sigerette tree wants to know if it can come too.
<.sig drives up with a trailer full of dirt for
.Sigarette tree to plant itself in for the ride>
>==========================================
>R.I.P. Brownie Anderson 11/16/01 -a car hit her- <:.-(
>==========================================
>==========================================
>http://web.infoave.net/~rkanderson/rassm/swc.htm
>Rainbow Heron's Sith War Characters Page
DG
Rainbow Heron
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>><.sigs blush and say "it's not like that!" but then
>>>>>mention that they're going to .sigcon next year and
>>>>>RH's ng sig and sig are welcome to come along>
>>>>
>>>><ng sig notes that .sigcons are .significant and .sigsational and
>>>>would like to go if RH can stand Hot Roddish driving the ENTIRE WAY
>>>>ROUND TRIP>
>>>
>>><.sigs strap on helmets and holler "road trip!">
>>
>><RH says she will go as long as Tom Green does NOT>
>
><DG deletes 'Daddy would you like some sausage' from
>the driving music list>
<Hot ROddish sees a music list driving a car and challenges it to a
drag race>
>><ng sig notes that if it sees a green Tom, Hot ROddish will run him
>>over with the car>
>
><alt. .sig says it saw a green turkey, it wasn't ripe
>yet>
<ng sig wonders if the green turkey was an Irish turkey>
>>>>(sig notes that it's not quite so famous yet)
>>>>
>>>>Yeah but is it Almost Famous? Man, I need to see that movie
>>>>sometime...
>>>
>>><.sigs agree and say after RH has seen it they can have
>>>a singalong (or .sigalong) on the bus to .sigcon!>
>>
>>A .sigsational .sigalong to .sigcon?! Send out the .Sig .Signal! I
>>hope this will be more than a singular (or .sigular) event!
>
><.sig says if enough .sigs show up it will be quite
>.significant and perhaps lead to a six-pack of
>.sigcons>
<ng sig would love a .sigpack of .significant .sigcons and asks if it
should .signal the con.siguents in the .sigtuary and ask them if they
think it would be .sigsational to .sig-a-long with other .siggy .sigs
like .sigFreed and Roy>
My sig is in deserapte need of a vacation I think...
>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sig is getting .siggy with it)
>>
>>.Sigerette tree wants to know if it can come too.
>
><.sig drives up with a trailer full of dirt for
>.Sigarette tree to plant itself in for the ride>
.sigarette tree shappily plants itself and waits for someone to hitch
the trailer up to the car.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig hopes the .sigarette tree has deep roots and is well-planted
because Hot ROddish is about to drag race>
Dissen's gonna be messy. Me no wachin'...
Rainbow Heron
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>><-tic tac toe game->
>>
>>>><Ewanpuff calls out for pizza on alt. .sig:>"PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA! YO!
>>>>HOMEBOY! PIIIZZZZZZZAAAAA!!!!"
>>>
>>><alt. .sig wakes up and asks Ewanpuff "piece of what?"
>>
>><Ewanpuff's tummy growls as the mention of pizza makes him
>>hungry:>"Piece of pizza! I wanna pizza!"
>
><DG does too after watching a pizza making documentary>
>
><.sigs try out some acrobatic pizza-making moves they
>learned off tv today>
<Ewanpuff applauds DG's .sigs' acrobatic skills and gets a little
dizzy from watching>
>>>><RH/Alice hopes that alt. sig doesn't have any hearing loss>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig says "oh, no, my earrings are right here!">
>>
>><RH/Alice notes that alt. .sig has interesting taste in earrings>
>
><alt. .sig puts on earrings, that happen to be shaped
>like herrings, and thanks RH/Alice>
You're welcome!
<ng sig wonders if RH noticed the herrings...>
Don't start again with me sig... (see other thread)
>>>><Ewanpuff then puts anarchy symbol on alt. .sig's other cheek>
>>>>
>>>>O X O
>>>>@ 7 O
>>>>X _ #
>>>
>>><alt. .sig puts on dangly earrings, spikes hair and
>>>waits outside for the pizza delivery>
>>
>><Ewanpuff yells "AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" as their tic tac toe game gets up
>>and walks away>
>
><.sig offers Ewanpuff a tic tac while wating for alt.
>.sig to tow the pizza in>
<Ewanpuff thanks .sig for tic tac and waits outside with alt. .sig for
the pizza>
<they see a tic tac truck get towed>
>><-Jam & Cheer->
>>
>>>><Seanpuff becomes intrigued by the swriling patterns and wonders if a
>>>>previously-invisible laser beam will show up amidst them>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig puts on a parachute and asks Seanpuff if
>>>he'd like to dance through the laserbeams>
>>
>><Seanpuff hopes that alt. .sig isn't playing both sides and notes the
>>tic tac toe markings on it>
>
><alt. .sig points out that the tic tac toe markings can
>be arranged into Confucius sayings.>
Confucius say X marks the spot.
<Seanpuff disagrees and Ianpuff digresses>
>>>>><hours later, the .sigs sneak back in and free
>>>>>Hamillpuff from the laundry basket>
>>>>
>>>><Hamillpuff is covered in dirty laundry>
>>>>
>>>><Seanpuff remarks that Hamillpuff looks like he's wearing a hazmat>
>>>>
>>>><Ianpuff mishears and says that Hamillpuff doesn't have a mat>
>>>>
>>>><Ewanpuff follows up by quipping that Hamillpuff's name isn't "Matt">
>>>>
>>>><Seanpuff & Ianpuff roll their eyes:>"DU-UH!"
>>>>
>>>><Seanpuff:>"I only said he looks like he's wearing a hazmat!"
>>>>
>>>><Ianpuff:>"But he doesn't HAVE a mat!"
>>>>
>>>><Ewanpuff is thouroughly enjoying this exchange and butts back
>>>>in:>"And just who the *&#^$@* Hell is Matt?!"
>>>>
>>>>This may take a while...and I think "hazmat" is one of my new favorite
>>>>words! :-)
>>>
>>><DG is also thoroughly enjoying the exchange and agrees
>>>that hazmat is a fun word, even if one doesn't have a
>>>mat>
>>
>>Is your name Matt?
>
>Does it matter?
>
><.sigs groan at DG's increasing lameness>
<Jigglypuffs get concerned and wonder if DG needs a wheelchair>
>><RH would never name her mat Matt whether she had a hazmat or
>>not...which she doesn't>
>
>Has Matt had a hazmat?
>
>><Seanpuff & Ianpuff give RH strange looks>
>>
>><Hamillpuff wants to know if Matt the mat has a hazmat>
>>
>><Ewanpuff wants to know if Matt has a mat named Hazmat>
>>
>><Hamillpuff wants to know if Matt the hazmat has a mat>
>>
>><Ewanpuff wants to know if Matt Hazmat has a mat>
>>
>><Hamillpuff wants to know if mat hazmat has a Matt>
>>
>><Ewanpuff wants to know if Hazmat has a Matt named mat>
>>
>><Hamillpuff wants to know if Hazmat has a Matt mat>
>>
>><Ewanpuff wants to know if Matt Mat has a hazmat>
>>
>><Hamillpuff wants to know if Matt has a hazmat mat>
>>
>><Ewanpuff wants to know if mat has a hazmat Matt>
>>
>><Hamillpuff wants to know if mat the Matt has a hazmat>
>>
>><Ewanpuff wants to know if Matt has mat a hazmat>
>>
>><Jedichu sighs, shakes his head, and takes an asprin>
>
><DG freaks happily when it sees it was on the 'Puffs
>wavelength>
<'Puffs high-five DG>
><DG's .sigs ask if Jedichu has any spare asprin>
<Jedichu slices off a long piece of willow bark for them to chew on>
<Yoda and the Brownies get jealous>
...too bad my dog died or we'd have some REALLY serious punning with
this one *sniff sniff*...I miss my dog anyway...*sniff*
>>>>>><ng sig: "So lemme see if I got this right: Bin bent Bim's broom and
>>>>>>bummed out. Ben bought banned bun and was put in Bin. Ben and
>>>>>>bummed-out Bin, both bored, embraced Bingo and -boom boom bam- Ben was
>>>>>>brought out of the Bin, and that is where he has been. You must feel
>>>>>>bombed after so much bombardment, here have a bon bon.">
>>>>>
>>>>><alt. "Ben" .sig says "Blimey!" and bites into the bon
>>>>>bon>
>>>>
>>>><ng sig: "Is it a bon bon-bon?">
>>>
>>><alt. "Ben" .sig shakes its bon-bons and yells "Bon
>>>Bon-bon! Bon!">
>>>
>>><The SWAT team gets suspicious>
>>
>><ng sig says that if the SWAT went to Germany, they could have bon
>>bon-bons in Bonn>
>
><.sig suggests a vacation on Bondi beach with bon-bons>
<SWAT Team thinks the .sigs are coming on to them and start to
veeeeery slooooooowly back away>
>>>>(I wonder how the French deal with a situation like that...hehehe)
>>>
>>><.sig wonders what would happen if Simon LeBon and
>>>James Bond went to France and had Bon-bons>
>>
>>They'd have bon Bonds of course!
>>
>><Seanpuff isn't too sure about the .sigs anymore>
>
><alt. .sig promises never to make Seanpuff shake his
>Bond bon bons>
<Seanpuff still isn't sure about the .sigs so he swipes a couple of
bon-bons and hides behind the SWAT Team>
>>>>>>>>Alt. .sig gets its newspapers delivered in its underwear?!?!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><alt. .sig says it needs the added warmth since the
>>>>>>>broom incident.>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Did the broom cause a boo boo?
>>>>>
>>>>><alt. .sig says "it made me say boo hoo!">
>>>>
>>>><ng sig asks: "Hmmm, good question. Who is Boo?">
>>>
>>><alt. .sig tells ng sig Boo is Gie's brother.>
>>
>><ng sig aks if they have another brother named Mann>
>>
>><PeterPika & Hot ROddish, the youngest of the bunch, are scared of
>>those 3 brothers>
>
><DG agrees and hides behind PeterPika>
<PeterPika quickly carves out a gigantic pumpkin for them to hide in>
>><Jigglypuffs wonder if they should turn off the lights, get a couple
>>of flashlights, and tell stories of Boo, Gie, & Mann>
>
><.sig hands out flashlights>
<Ewanpuff temporarily blinds himself when he turns on his flashlight
while looking at the bulb>
<Hamillpuff says that you can see thru Ewanpuff's head>
<Ewanpuff and Hamillpuff try to duel it out with the flashlights>
<Ianpuff looks at the "dueling" 'Puffs, gets an impish look on his
face, and decides to wait until the stories start>
>>>>>He should've put a message in the parrot!
>>>>
>>>>Or he could have parroted the parrot!
>>>>
>>>>(yeah I know, really lame...)
>>>
>>>But true! Police radios and parrots that parrot people
>>>have that same staticy sound!
>>
>>You sure it's the *radios* that make that noise and not the Police
>>themselves? ;-)
>>
>>(No really, seriously now, I have high respect for the police.)
>
>*snark* Did you ever see the Young Ones episode where
>Neil is training to be a constable and the first thing
>he has to learn is the [static] sound so he can speak
>over the radio?
>
><.sigs stare blankly at DG>
<RH also stares blankly at DG as RH has never seen the Young Ones>
<PeterPika & Hot ROddish tug on RH's sleeves and say they're right
here>
<RH mentions that these young ones are restless>
>>>><-parrot potty mouth Part 2->
>>>>
>>>>><.sig gnaws nails in suspense>
>>>>
>>>><RH wonders why the floorboards got so loose and are being held up by
>>>>threads all of a sudden>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig hopes there are enough threads to hold up
>>>the floor>
>>
>><RH hopes that there are enough threads to hold up both the floor and
>>the ng without crashing>
>>
>><Hamillpuff & Ewanpuff get out scissors>
>
><alt. .sig follows them closely so it doesn't end up on
>the wrong floorboard>
<Hamillpuff and Ewanpuff stop "dueling" long enough to turn off the
lights and take their flashlights and scissors and sneak around the
room in the dark...deliberately making the floors creak at appropriate
intervals>
>>><DG gives another spooky look to the floor>
>>>
>>><floor creaks in fear>
>>
>><RH is beginning to hope that the the chandelier is nice and sturdy>
>
><.sig mutters that it should be, what with its nose
>being up there and all>
<RH is about to make a playful comment about "noses in the air" but a
hair-triggered ng sig stops her>
<Ianpuff's impish grins gets wider>
>>>><RH tosses the .sigs into the lemonade sprinkler>
>>>>
>>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>>(sig tosses some Cheer in with the .sigs as well>
>>>
>>><.sigs splash in the suds>
>>
>><Tom Hanks Splashes with the .sigs in the suds>
>
><.sigs warn Tom Hanks to not wear green around Hot
>ROddish>
<Tom Hanks hopes he doesn't have to fix up that money pit of a house
everyone is in with the floorboards being held up by threads>
>>(sig is having fun with the suds and wonders where Tom Hanks came
>>from)
>
><alt. .sig asks if he's the man with one red sig>
The one red sig must be Big.
[oh shut up that's NOT what I meant!]
>>And he's wearing a hazmat too.
>
>Has he called it Matt?
<RH asks Tom Hanks if his green hazmat is named Matt>
-Rainbow Heron
(sig wonders if those Pentium hazmat guys are gonna show up)
Would you mat your hazmat named Matt? I would.
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>On Mon, 26 Nov 2001 00:15:03 -0500, DarthGumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>><ng sig notes that .sigcons are .significant and .sigsational and
>>>>>would like to go if RH can stand Hot Roddish driving the ENTIRE WAY
>>>>>ROUND TRIP>
>>>>
>>>><.sigs strap on helmets and holler "road trip!">
>>>
>>><RH says she will go as long as Tom Green does NOT>
>>
>><DG deletes 'Daddy would you like some sausage' from
>>the driving music list>
>
><Hot ROddish sees a music list driving a car and challenges it to a
>drag race>
<music list rustles around in the glove compartment for
its wig and eyeshadow, then agrees to race>
<DG walks out in front of both cars and waves its hanky
hat>
>>><ng sig notes that if it sees a green Tom, Hot ROddish will run him
>>>over with the car>
>>
>><alt. .sig says it saw a green turkey, it wasn't ripe
>>yet>
>
><ng sig wonders if the green turkey was an Irish turkey>
<.sig inspects turkey stuffing for potatoes>
<alt. .sig wonders why the potatoes couldn't inspect
the stuffing themselves>
>>>>>(sig notes that it's not quite so famous yet)
>>>>>
>>>>>Yeah but is it Almost Famous? Man, I need to see that movie
>>>>>sometime...
>>>>
>>>><.sigs agree and say after RH has seen it they can have
>>>>a singalong (or .sigalong) on the bus to .sigcon!>
>>>
>>>A .sigsational .sigalong to .sigcon?! Send out the .Sig .Signal! I
>>>hope this will be more than a singular (or .sigular) event!
>>
>><.sig says if enough .sigs show up it will be quite
>>.significant and perhaps lead to a six-pack of
>>.sigcons>
>
><ng sig would love a .sigpack of .significant .sigcons and asks if it
>should .signal the con.siguents in the .sigtuary and ask them if they
>think it would be .sigsational to .sig-a-long with other .siggy .sigs
>like .sigFreed and Roy>
>
>My sig is in deserapte need of a vacation I think...
<.sig shouts "free the .sigs!">
<alt. .sig yells ".signal the .sigs!">
>>>.Sigerette tree wants to know if it can come too.
>>
>><.sig drives up with a trailer full of dirt for
>>.Sigarette tree to plant itself in for the ride>
>
>.sigarette tree shappily plants itself and waits for someone to hitch
>the trailer up to the car.
<DG stares intently at the trailer for hours>
<alt. .sig walks over to the trailer and asks to marry
it>
>(sig hopes the .sigarette tree has deep roots and is well-planted
>because Hot ROddish is about to drag race>
>
>Dissen's gonna be messy. Me no wachin'...
<music list wants the race to be double the fun, so it
plants a gum tree in its car>
>>><Ewanpuff's tummy growls as the mention of pizza makes him
>>>hungry:>"Piece of pizza! I wanna pizza!"
>>
>><DG does too after watching a pizza making documentary>
>>
>><.sigs try out some acrobatic pizza-making moves they
>>learned off tv today>
>
><Ewanpuff applauds DG's .sigs' acrobatic skills and gets a little
>dizzy from watching>
<alt. .sig gets dizzy watching Ewanpuff's eyes roll>
>>>>><RH/Alice hopes that alt. sig doesn't have any hearing loss>
>>>>
>>>><alt. .sig says "oh, no, my earrings are right here!">
>>>
>>><RH/Alice notes that alt. .sig has interesting taste in earrings>
>>
>><alt. .sig puts on earrings, that happen to be shaped
>>like herrings, and thanks RH/Alice>
>
>You're welcome!
>
><ng sig wonders if RH noticed the herrings...>
>
>Don't start again with me sig... (see other thread)
<alt. .sig quietly hands the herring earrings to
Ianpuff and tells him to hide them in the worms>
>><.sig offers Ewanpuff a tic tac while wating for alt.
>>.sig to tow the pizza in>
>
><Ewanpuff thanks .sig for tic tac and waits outside with alt. .sig for
>the pizza>
>
><they see a tic tac truck get towed>
<alt. .sig asks Ewanpuff if he knows how tic tacs get
their taste>
>>><Seanpuff hopes that alt. .sig isn't playing both sides and notes the
>>>tic tac toe markings on it>
>>
>><alt. .sig points out that the tic tac toe markings can
>>be arranged into Confucius sayings.>
>
>Confucius say X marks the spot.
>
><Seanpuff disagrees and Ianpuff digresses>
<alt. .sig offers everyone tic tacs to get their minds
of its spotty toe>
>>>>>><hours later, the .sigs sneak back in and free
>>>>>>Hamillpuff from the laundry basket>
>>>>>
>>>>><Hamillpuff is covered in dirty laundry>
>>>>>
>>>>><Seanpuff remarks that Hamillpuff looks like he's wearing a hazmat>
>>>>>
>>>>><Ianpuff mishears and says that Hamillpuff doesn't have a mat>
>>>>>
>>>>><Ewanpuff follows up by quipping that Hamillpuff's name isn't "Matt">
>>>>>
>>>>><Seanpuff & Ianpuff roll their eyes:>"DU-UH!"
>>>>>
>>>>><Seanpuff:>"I only said he looks like he's wearing a hazmat!"
>>>>>
>>>>><Ianpuff:>"But he doesn't HAVE a mat!"
>>>>>
>>>>><Ewanpuff is thouroughly enjoying this exchange and butts back
>>>>>in:>"And just who the *&#^$@* Hell is Matt?!"
>>>>>
>>>>>This may take a while...and I think "hazmat" is one of my new favorite
>>>>>words! :-)
>>>>
>>>><DG is also thoroughly enjoying the exchange and agrees
>>>>that hazmat is a fun word, even if one doesn't have a
>>>>mat>
>>>
>>>Is your name Matt?
>>
>>Does it matter?
>>
>><.sigs groan at DG's increasing lameness>
>
><Jigglypuffs get concerned and wonder if DG needs a wheelchair>
<DG says yes and then asks Hot ROddish and the music
list to let it race too>
<Hazmat?>
>>><Jedichu sighs, shakes his head, and takes an asprin>
>>
>><DG freaks happily when it sees it was on the 'Puffs
>>wavelength>
>
><'Puffs high-five DG>
<DG asks if it can draw on its own face in celebration>
>><DG's .sigs ask if Jedichu has any spare asprin>
>
><Jedichu slices off a long piece of willow bark for them to chew on>
<.sigs starts singing songs and roll down a hill onto a
branch>
><Yoda and the Brownies get jealous>
>
>
>
>...too bad my dog died or we'd have some REALLY serious punning with
>this one *sniff sniff*...I miss my dog anyway...*sniff*
<DG and .sigs do too. *sniffle*>
>>><ng sig says that if the SWAT went to Germany, they could have bon
>>>bon-bons in Bonn>
>>
>><.sig suggests a vacation on Bondi beach with bon-bons>
>
><SWAT Team thinks the .sigs are coming on to them and start to
>veeeeery slooooooowly back away>
<.sig asks if the SWAT team has any sigs>
<alt. .sig says it loves a sig in a uniform>
>>>><.sig wonders what would happen if Simon LeBon and
>>>>James Bond went to France and had Bon-bons>
>>>
>>>They'd have bon Bonds of course!
>>>
>>><Seanpuff isn't too sure about the .sigs anymore>
>>
>><alt. .sig promises never to make Seanpuff shake his
>>Bond bon bons>
>
><Seanpuff still isn't sure about the .sigs so he swipes a couple of
>bon-bons and hides behind the SWAT Team>
<alt. .sig wanders over to Ewanpuff and asks if shaking
bon-bons is like doing can-can>
>>>><alt. .sig tells ng sig Boo is Gie's brother.>
>>>
>>><ng sig aks if they have another brother named Mann>
>>>
>>><PeterPika & Hot ROddish, the youngest of the bunch, are scared of
>>>those 3 brothers>
>>
>><DG agrees and hides behind PeterPika>
>
><PeterPika quickly carves out a gigantic pumpkin for them to hide in>
<DG packs some pasta in case they're hiding a while>
>>><Jigglypuffs wonder if they should turn off the lights, get a couple
>>>of flashlights, and tell stories of Boo, Gie, & Mann>
>>
>><.sig hands out flashlights>
>
><Ewanpuff temporarily blinds himself when he turns on his flashlight
>while looking at the bulb>
>
><Hamillpuff says that you can see thru Ewanpuff's head>
>
><Ewanpuff and Hamillpuff try to duel it out with the flashlights>
>
><Ianpuff looks at the "dueling" 'Puffs, gets an impish look on his
>face, and decides to wait until the stories start>
<.sigs enjoy the pre show entertainment>
>>>>Police radios and parrots that parrot people
>>>>have that same staticy sound!
>>>
>>>You sure it's the *radios* that make that noise and not the Police
>>>themselves? ;-)
>>>
>>>(No really, seriously now, I have high respect for the police.)
>>
>>*snark* Did you ever see the Young Ones episode where
>>Neil is training to be a constable and the first thing
>>he has to learn is the [static] sound so he can speak
>>over the radio?
>>
>><.sigs stare blankly at DG>
>
><RH also stares blankly at DG as RH has never seen the Young Ones>
<DG says RH might be grossed out by them, but at times
it was a funny British show from the 80's>
><PeterPika & Hot ROddish tug on RH's sleeves and say they're right
>here>
>
><RH mentions that these young ones are restless>
<.sigs asks if Hot ROddish wants lentils and hands
PeterPika a book to write poetry in so the young ones
can be like the Young Ones>
<alt. .sig doesn't want the young & restless Pokémon to
be like the Young Ones, so it hits DG and .sig over the
head and hides in the pumpkin with PeterPika, Hot
ROddish and the pasta that Gumby packed>
>>><RH hopes that there are enough threads to hold up both the floor and
>>>the ng without crashing>
>>>
>>><Hamillpuff & Ewanpuff get out scissors>
>>
>><alt. .sig follows them closely so it doesn't end up on
>>the wrong floorboard>
>
><Hamillpuff and Ewanpuff stop "dueling" long enough to turn off the
>lights and take their flashlights and scissors and sneak around the
>room in the dark...deliberately making the floors creak at appropriate
>intervals>
<every time the floor squeaks, DG squeaks in terror>
>>>><DG gives another spooky look to the floor>
>>>>
>>>><floor creaks in fear>
>>>
>>><RH is beginning to hope that the the chandelier is nice and sturdy>
>>
>><.sig mutters that it should be, what with its nose
>>being up there and all>
>
><RH is about to make a playful comment about "noses in the air" but a
>hair-triggered ng sig stops her>
>
><Ianpuff's impish grins gets wider>
<DG wonders how .sig smells without a nose>
<alt. .sig says "awful!">
>>>>><RH tosses the .sigs into the lemonade sprinkler>
>>>>>
>>>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>>>(sig tosses some Cheer in with the .sigs as well>
>>>>
>>>><.sigs splash in the suds>
>>>
>>><Tom Hanks Splashes with the .sigs in the suds>
>>
>><.sigs warn Tom Hanks to not wear green around Hot
>>ROddish>
>
><Tom Hanks hopes he doesn't have to fix up that money pit of a house
>everyone is in with the floorboards being held up by threads>
<DG snickers>
>>>(sig is having fun with the suds and wonders where Tom Hanks came
>>>from)
>>
>><alt. .sig asks if he's the man with one red sig>
>
>The one red sig must be Big.
>
>[oh shut up that's NOT what I meant!]
<.sigs roll on the floor laughing until they fall
through a loose floorboard and into wet cement>
>>>And he's wearing a hazmat too.
>>
>>Has he called it Matt?
>
><RH asks Tom Hanks if his green hazmat is named Matt>
>
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig wonders if those Pentium hazmat guys are gonna show up)
<alt. .sig wonders if the blue men are the hazmat guys
without their suits>
>Would you mat your hazmat named Matt? I would.
I named my vent Vint!
>==========================================
>http://web.infoave.net/~rkanderson/rassm/swc.htm
>Rainbow Heron's Sith War Characters Page
DG
Rainbow Heron
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>><ng sig notes that .sigcons are .significant and .sigsational and
>>>>>>would like to go if RH can stand Hot Roddish driving the ENTIRE WAY
>>>>>>ROUND TRIP>
>>>>>
>>>>><.sigs strap on helmets and holler "road trip!">
>>>>
>>>><RH says she will go as long as Tom Green does NOT>
>>>
>>><DG deletes 'Daddy would you like some sausage' from
>>>the driving music list>
>>
>><Hot ROddish sees a music list driving a car and challenges it to a
>>drag race>
>
><music list rustles around in the glove compartment for
>its wig and eyeshadow, then agrees to race>
>
><DG walks out in front of both cars and waves its hanky
>hat>
<RH jumps out of the car because she wants to live thru the race>
<PeterPika jumps in and offers to help Hot ROddish with the pedals>
<Hot ROddish revvs the engine and waits for hanky hat to drop>
>>>><ng sig notes that if it sees a green Tom, Hot ROddish will run him
>>>>over with the car>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig says it saw a green turkey, it wasn't ripe
>>>yet>
>>
>><ng sig wonders if the green turkey was an Irish turkey>
>
><.sig inspects turkey stuffing for potatoes>
<ng sig inspects potato stuffing for turkeys>
><alt. .sig wonders why the potatoes couldn't inspect
>the stuffing themselves>
<ng sig eyes the potatoes>
>>>>>>(sig notes that it's not quite so famous yet)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Yeah but is it Almost Famous? Man, I need to see that movie
>>>>>>sometime...
>>>>>
>>>>><.sigs agree and say after RH has seen it they can have
>>>>>a singalong (or .sigalong) on the bus to .sigcon!>
>>>>
>>>>A .sigsational .sigalong to .sigcon?! Send out the .Sig .Signal! I
>>>>hope this will be more than a singular (or .sigular) event!
>>>
>>><.sig says if enough .sigs show up it will be quite
>>>.significant and perhaps lead to a six-pack of
>>>.sigcons>
>>
>><ng sig would love a .sigpack of .significant .sigcons and asks if it
>>should .signal the con.siguents in the .sigtuary and ask them if they
>>think it would be .sigsational to .sig-a-long with other .siggy .sigs
>>like .sigFreed and Roy>
>>
>>My sig is in deserapte need of a vacation I think...
>
><.sig shouts "free the .sigs!">
>
><alt. .sig yells ".signal the .sigs!">
<ng sig hollers ".sig .signa .signat .signatures HO-OOO!!">
>>>>.Sigerette tree wants to know if it can come too.
>>>
>>><.sig drives up with a trailer full of dirt for
>>>.Sigarette tree to plant itself in for the ride>
>>
>>.sigarette tree shappily plants itself and waits for someone to hitch
>>the trailer up to the car.
>
><DG stares intently at the trailer for hours>
>
><alt. .sig walks over to the trailer and asks to marry
>it>
<.sigerette tree asks alt. .sig to what would it like to marry or the
trailer and if the trailer wants to be married to it>
<trailer takes one look at the Cheer-full bathroom with IT in it and
has second thoughts>
>>(sig hopes the .sigarette tree has deep roots and is well-planted
>>because Hot ROddish is about to drag race>
>>
>>Dissen's gonna be messy. Me no wachin'...
>
><music list wants the race to be double the fun, so it
>plants a gum tree in its car>
<.sigerette tree asks if it will also be double the pleasure>
<PeterPika puts two peppermints on the driver's seat>
>>>><Ewanpuff's tummy growls as the mention of pizza makes him
>>>>hungry:>"Piece of pizza! I wanna pizza!"
>>>
>>><DG does too after watching a pizza making documentary>
>>>
>>><.sigs try out some acrobatic pizza-making moves they
>>>learned off tv today>
>>
>><Ewanpuff applauds DG's .sigs' acrobatic skills and gets a little
>>dizzy from watching>
>
><alt. .sig gets dizzy watching Ewanpuff's eyes roll>
<Ewanpuff's rolling eyes cause him to be hypnotized and starts to walk
around like a zombie>
>>>>>><RH/Alice hopes that alt. sig doesn't have any hearing loss>
>>>>>
>>>>><alt. .sig says "oh, no, my earrings are right here!">
>>>>
>>>><RH/Alice notes that alt. .sig has interesting taste in earrings>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig puts on earrings, that happen to be shaped
>>>like herrings, and thanks RH/Alice>
>>
>>You're welcome!
>>
>><ng sig wonders if RH noticed the herrings...>
>>
>>Don't start again with me sig... (see other thread)
>
><alt. .sig quietly hands the herring earrings to
>Ianpuff and tells him to hide them in the worms>
<Ianpuff tosses herring earrings in jar of worms to Hot ROddish and
PeterPika and asks them to drop them off at the Headless Horseman's
place during the drag race cuz he might want them for his severred
heads>
<PeterPika says that the Headless Horseman will trade it for clay>
<Ianpuff says thanks and to watch out for scorpions on the way>
<Hot ROddish says that while racing, one can hear the wind of change>
>>><.sig offers Ewanpuff a tic tac while wating for alt.
>>>.sig to tow the pizza in>
>>
>><Ewanpuff thanks .sig for tic tac and waits outside with alt. .sig for
>>the pizza>
>>
>><they see a tic tac truck get towed>
>
><alt. .sig asks Ewanpuff if he knows how tic tacs get
>their taste>
<Ewanpuff slowly takes tic tac out of mouth and cautiously asks
"How?">
>>>><Seanpuff hopes that alt. .sig isn't playing both sides and notes the
>>>>tic tac toe markings on it>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig points out that the tic tac toe markings can
>>>be arranged into Confucius sayings.>
>>
>>Confucius say X marks the spot.
>>
>><Seanpuff disagrees and Ianpuff digresses>
>
><alt. .sig offers everyone tic tacs to get their minds
>of its spotty toe>
<Seanpuff ties box of tic tacs to string and swings it bak and forth
like a pendulum...trying to make the tic tac tic toc>
>>>>>>><hours later, the .sigs sneak back in and free
>>>>>>>Hamillpuff from the laundry basket>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><Hamillpuff is covered in dirty laundry>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><Seanpuff remarks that Hamillpuff looks like he's wearing a hazmat>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><Ianpuff mishears and says that Hamillpuff doesn't have a mat>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><Ewanpuff follows up by quipping that Hamillpuff's name isn't "Matt">
>>>>>>
>>>>>><Seanpuff & Ianpuff roll their eyes:>"DU-UH!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>><Seanpuff:>"I only said he looks like he's wearing a hazmat!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>><Ianpuff:>"But he doesn't HAVE a mat!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>><Ewanpuff is thouroughly enjoying this exchange and butts back
>>>>>>in:>"And just who the *&#^$@* Hell is Matt?!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>This may take a while...and I think "hazmat" is one of my new favorite
>>>>>>words! :-)
>>>>>
>>>>><DG is also thoroughly enjoying the exchange and agrees
>>>>>that hazmat is a fun word, even if one doesn't have a
>>>>>mat>
>>>>
>>>>Is your name Matt?
>>>
>>>Does it matter?
>>>
>>><.sigs groan at DG's increasing lameness>
>>
>><Jigglypuffs get concerned and wonder if DG needs a wheelchair>
>
><DG says yes and then asks Hot ROddish and the music
>list to let it race too>
<Hot ROddish says as long as DG can drop the hanky and make it back to
the wheelchair in time then yes>
><Hazmat?>
>>>><Jedichu sighs, shakes his head, and takes an asprin>
>>>
>>><DG freaks happily when it sees it was on the 'Puffs
>>>wavelength>
>>
>><'Puffs high-five DG>
>
><DG asks if it can draw on its own face in celebration>
<'Puffs hand DG a mirror and felt-tip pen>
>>><DG's .sigs ask if Jedichu has any spare asprin>
>>
>><Jedichu slices off a long piece of willow bark for them to chew on>
>
><.sigs starts singing songs and roll down a hill onto a
>branch>
<Jedichu tumbles after them>
<pail of water falls from the sky and hits them all on the head>
>><Yoda and the Brownies get jealous>
>>
>>
>>
>>...too bad my dog died or we'd have some REALLY serious punning with
>>this one *sniff sniff*...I miss my dog anyway...*sniff*
>
><DG and .sigs do too. *sniffle*>
Sniffle fest...
Oh great, now I've got airborne dust in my nose!
>>>><ng sig says that if the SWAT went to Germany, they could have bon
>>>>bon-bons in Bonn>
>>>
>>><.sig suggests a vacation on Bondi beach with bon-bons>
>>
>><SWAT Team thinks the .sigs are coming on to them and start to
>>veeeeery slooooooowly back away>
>
><.sig asks if the SWAT team has any sigs>
>
><alt. .sig says it loves a sig in a uniform>
<ng sig likes that idea and starts to drool>
<SWAT Team is seriously considering running for their lives>
>>>>><.sig wonders what would happen if Simon LeBon and
>>>>>James Bond went to France and had Bon-bons>
>>>>
>>>>They'd have bon Bonds of course!
>>>>
>>>><Seanpuff isn't too sure about the .sigs anymore>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig promises never to make Seanpuff shake his
>>>Bond bon bons>
>>
>><Seanpuff still isn't sure about the .sigs so he swipes a couple of
>>bon-bons and hides behind the SWAT Team>
>
><alt. .sig wanders over to Ewanpuff and asks if shaking
>bon-bons is like doing can-can>
<Ewanpuff ponders this for a moment then says:>"I suppose they're
similar...and if one can can-can while doing Dew, then I suppose it's
possible to do bon can-can and thus also a bon-bon can-can.
But doing a bon-bon can-can would be doing duex and thus you would
have to do Dew later. You could do a bon can-can while doing Dew cuz
that would be deux, but not a bon-bon can-can..."
<Ewanpuff thinks ponders some more:>" Let's see:
One can do can-can while doing Dew cuz that's doing deux.
One can do bon-bon while doing Dew cuz that's doing deux.
One can do can-can while doing doodoo cuz that's doing deux.
One can do bon-bon while doing doodoo cuz that's doing deux.
One can do doodoo while doing Dew cuz that's doing deux.
One can do bon-bon can-can cuz that's doing deux.
One can do bon can-can while doing Dew cuz that's doing deux.
One can do bon bon-bon while doing Dew cuz that's doing deux.
One can do bon can-can while doing doodoo cuz that's doing deux.
One can do bon bon-bon while doing doodoo cuz that's doing deux.
One can do bon doodoo while doing Dew cuz that's doing deux.
One can do bon bon-bon can-can cuz that's doing deux.
...and one can even do any of those deux doings in the can or even
while doing a bon Dew can!
But, one can NOT do bon bon-bon can-can while doing Dew or doodoo cuz
that's NOT doing deux...BUT...if...
you can do bon bon-bon can-can while doing bon Dew can and can do
doodoo in can all at the same time, that would be deux duex's and that
would be acceptible."
For the record, RH does not want to see someone try to see if they can
do bon bon-bon can-can while doing bon Dew can and doing doodoo at
same time cuz that would mean someone would be tying up the bathroom
for a VERY long time.
>>>>><alt. .sig tells ng sig Boo is Gie's brother.>
>>>>
>>>><ng sig aks if they have another brother named Mann>
>>>>
>>>><PeterPika & Hot ROddish, the youngest of the bunch, are scared of
>>>>those 3 brothers>
>>>
>>><DG agrees and hides behind PeterPika>
>>
>><PeterPika quickly carves out a gigantic pumpkin for them to hide in>
>
><DG packs some pasta in case they're hiding a while>
<while thanks DG for the pasta but says it cannot open the case>
>>>><Jigglypuffs wonder if they should turn off the lights, get a couple
>>>>of flashlights, and tell stories of Boo, Gie, & Mann>
>>>
>>><.sig hands out flashlights>
>>
>><Ewanpuff temporarily blinds himself when he turns on his flashlight
>>while looking at the bulb>
>>
>><Hamillpuff says that you can see thru Ewanpuff's head>
>>
>><Ewanpuff and Hamillpuff try to duel it out with the flashlights>
>>
>><Ianpuff looks at the "dueling" 'Puffs, gets an impish look on his
>>face, and decides to wait until the stories start>
>
><.sigs enjoy the pre show entertainment>
<Ewanpuff and Hamillpuff wonder if they should start charging $1
million per commercial>
>>>>>Police radios and parrots that parrot people
>>>>>have that same staticy sound!
>>>>
>>>>You sure it's the *radios* that make that noise and not the Police
>>>>themselves? ;-)
>>>>
>>>>(No really, seriously now, I have high respect for the police.)
>>>
>>>*snark* Did you ever see the Young Ones episode where
>>>Neil is training to be a constable and the first thing
>>>he has to learn is the [static] sound so he can speak
>>>over the radio?
>>>
>>><.sigs stare blankly at DG>
>>
>><RH also stares blankly at DG as RH has never seen the Young Ones>
>
><DG says RH might be grossed out by them, but at times
>it was a funny British show from the 80's>
<RH notes that she was a rather young one back in the 80's, is glad
she was spared the gross-out, and thanks DG for the explanation>
>><PeterPika & Hot ROddish tug on RH's sleeves and say they're right
>>here>
>>
>><RH mentions that these young ones are restless>
>
><.sigs asks if Hot ROddish wants lentils and hands
>PeterPika a book to write poetry in so the young ones
>can be like the Young Ones>
>
><alt. .sig doesn't want the young & restless Pokémon to
>be like the Young Ones, so it hits DG and .sig over the
>head and hides in the pumpkin with PeterPika, Hot
>ROddish and the pasta that Gumby packed>
<PeterPika tries to write out poetry in the book with the pasta>
>>>><RH hopes that there are enough threads to hold up both the floor and
>>>>the ng without crashing>
>>>>
>>>><Hamillpuff & Ewanpuff get out scissors>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig follows them closely so it doesn't end up on
>>>the wrong floorboard>
>>
>><Hamillpuff and Ewanpuff stop "dueling" long enough to turn off the
>>lights and take their flashlights and scissors and sneak around the
>>room in the dark...deliberately making the floors creak at appropriate
>>intervals>
>
><every time the floor squeaks, DG squeaks in terror>
<Ianpuff starts to giggle>
<Hamillpuff starts to bounce up and down continually on a single
floorboard>
<Ewanpuff is trying ti figure out a way to turn one of the floorbards
into a flying trapeeze>
<ng sig tells them all to sit down cuz it wants to hear a story about
Boo, Gie, & Mann>
<PeterPika, Hot ROddish, while and the pasta remain in the pumpkin>
>>>>><DG gives another spooky look to the floor>
>>>>>
>>>>><floor creaks in fear>
>>>>
>>>><RH is beginning to hope that the the chandelier is nice and sturdy>
>>>
>>><.sig mutters that it should be, what with its nose
>>>being up there and all>
>>
>><RH is about to make a playful comment about "noses in the air" but a
>>hair-triggered ng sig stops her>
>>
>><Ianpuff's impish grins gets wider>
>
><DG wonders how .sig smells without a nose>
>
><alt. .sig says "awful!">
<ng sig thinks that Ianpuff should tell everyone a story about Boo,
Gie, Mann and .sig's nose>
<RH gets nervous and asks if that's such a good idea>
>>>>>><RH tosses the .sigs into the lemonade sprinkler>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>(sig tosses some Cheer in with the .sigs as well>
>>>>>
>>>>><.sigs splash in the suds>
>>>>
>>>><Tom Hanks Splashes with the .sigs in the suds>
>>>
>>><.sigs warn Tom Hanks to not wear green around Hot
>>>ROddish>
>>
>><Tom Hanks hopes he doesn't have to fix up that money pit of a house
>>everyone is in with the floorboards being held up by threads>
>
><DG snickers>
<Tom Hanks thinks he sees a mermaid in the stash of Snickers
underneath one of the floorbards and dives in after it>
<Ewanpuff REALLY REALLY wants to try the bathtub trick and goes to the
upstairs bathroom>
>>>>(sig is having fun with the suds and wonders where Tom Hanks came
>>>>from)
>>>
>>><alt. .sig asks if he's the man with one red sig>
>>
>>The one red sig must be Big.
>>
>>[oh shut up that's NOT what I meant!]
>
><.sigs roll on the floor laughing until they fall
>through a loose floorboard and into wet cement>
<ng sig uses Ewanpuff's flying trapeeze to swing down and free .sigs
from the wet cement and then decides they should stay a sec and draw
stuff in the wet cement>
>>>>And he's wearing a hazmat too.
>>>
>>>Has he called it Matt?
>>
>><RH asks Tom Hanks if his green hazmat is named Matt>
>>
>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sig wonders if those Pentium hazmat guys are gonna show up)
>
><alt. .sig wonders if the blue men are the hazmat guys
>without their suits>
<RH wonders what would happen in Blue Man Group and Darth Maul all
roomed together for a month>
>>Would you mat your hazmat named Matt? I would.
>
>I named my vent Vint!
I have 4 vents in my room and I named them Do, Not, Work, and Well.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig says RH should vaccum the room again as there's too much dust in
the air)
And it's MUCH too damn hot up here most of the year!
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>On Mon, 26 Nov 2001 23:12:03 -0500, DarthGumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>>><ng sig notes that .sigcons are .significant and .sigsational and
>>>>>>>would like to go if RH can stand Hot Roddish driving the ENTIRE WAY
>>>>>>>ROUND TRIP>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><.sigs strap on helmets and holler "road trip!">
>>>>>
>>>>><RH says she will go as long as Tom Green does NOT>
>>>>
>>>><DG deletes 'Daddy would you like some sausage' from
>>>>the driving music list>
>>>
>>><Hot ROddish sees a music list driving a car and challenges it to a
>>>drag race>
>>
>><music list rustles around in the glove compartment for
>>its wig and eyeshadow, then agrees to race>
>>
>><DG walks out in front of both cars and waves its hanky
>>hat>
>
><RH jumps out of the car because she wants to live thru the race>
>
><PeterPika jumps in and offers to help Hot ROddish with the pedals>
>
><Hot ROddish revvs the engine and waits for hanky hat to drop>
<DG drops hanky, picks it up, and sees the cars are
gone>
>>>>>.Sigerette tree wants to know if it can come too.
>>>>
>>>><.sig drives up with a trailer full of dirt for
>>>>.Sigarette tree to plant itself in for the ride>
>>>
>>>.sigarette tree shappily plants itself and waits for someone to hitch
>>>the trailer up to the car.
>>
>><DG stares intently at the trailer for hours>
>>
>><alt. .sig walks over to the trailer and asks to marry
>>it>
>
><.sigerette tree asks alt. .sig to what would it like to marry or the
>trailer and if the trailer wants to be married to it>
>
><trailer takes one look at the Cheer-full bathroom with IT in it and
>has second thoughts>
<alt. .sig gets confused and asks the car who it wanted
to marry>
<DG runs into the bathroom to continue its conversation
with IT>
>>>(sig hopes the .sigarette tree has deep roots and is well-planted
>>>because Hot ROddish is about to drag race>
>>>
>>>Dissen's gonna be messy. Me no wachin'...
>>
>><music list wants the race to be double the fun, so it
>>plants a gum tree in its car>
>
><.sigerette tree asks if it will also be double the pleasure>
>
><PeterPika puts two peppermints on the driver's seat>
<.sig shouts that the Emperor's eyes are on the drivers
seat>
>>>>><Ewanpuff's tummy growls as the mention of pizza makes him
>>>>>hungry:>"Piece of pizza! I wanna pizza!"
>>>>
>>>><DG does too after watching a pizza making documentary>
>>>>
>>>><.sigs try out some acrobatic pizza-making moves they
>>>>learned off tv today>
>>>
>>><Ewanpuff applauds DG's .sigs' acrobatic skills and gets a little
>>>dizzy from watching>
>>
>><alt. .sig gets dizzy watching Ewanpuff's eyes roll>
>
><Ewanpuff's rolling eyes cause him to be hypnotized and starts to walk
>around like a zombie>
<alt. .sig squeaks and grabs some garlic>
<.sig says garlic is for vampires>
<DG says only vampires you don't like>
>>>>>>><RH/Alice hopes that alt. sig doesn't have any hearing loss>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><alt. .sig says "oh, no, my earrings are right here!">
>>>>>
>>>>><RH/Alice notes that alt. .sig has interesting taste in earrings>
>>>>
>>>><alt. .sig puts on earrings, that happen to be shaped
>>>>like herrings, and thanks RH/Alice>
>>>
>>>You're welcome!
>>>
>>><ng sig wonders if RH noticed the herrings...>
>>>
>>>Don't start again with me sig... (see other thread)
>>
>><alt. .sig quietly hands the herring earrings to
>>Ianpuff and tells him to hide them in the worms>
>
><Ianpuff tosses herring earrings in jar of worms to Hot ROddish and
>PeterPika and asks them to drop them off at the Headless Horseman's
>place during the drag race cuz he might want them for his severred
>heads>
>
><PeterPika says that the Headless Horseman will trade it for clay>
>
><Ianpuff says thanks and to watch out for scorpions on the way>
>
><Hot ROddish says that while racing, one can hear the wind of change>
<while DG rambles about how good that song was, .sigs
ask if the wind is changing to fifth gear>
>>>><.sig offers Ewanpuff a tic tac while wating for alt.
>>>>.sig to tow the pizza in>
>>>
>>><Ewanpuff thanks .sig for tic tac and waits outside with alt. .sig for
>>>the pizza>
>>>
>>><they see a tic tac truck get towed>
>>
>><alt. .sig asks Ewanpuff if he knows how tic tacs get
>>their taste>
>
><Ewanpuff slowly takes tic tac out of mouth and cautiously asks
>"How?">
<alt. .sig shrugs, sighs and says "I was hoping you
knew.">
<.sig suggests tic tacs are made of silly .sigs>
>><alt. .sig offers everyone tic tacs to get their minds
>>of its spotty toe>
>
><Seanpuff ties box of tic tacs to string and swings it bak and forth
>like a pendulum...trying to make the tic tac tic toc>
<.sig is getting sleepy...>
>>>>>Is your name Matt?
>>>>
>>>>Does it matter?
>>>>
>>>><.sigs groan at DG's increasing lameness>
>>>
>>><Jigglypuffs get concerned and wonder if DG needs a wheelchair>
>>
>><DG says yes and then asks Hot ROddish and the music
>>list to let it race too>
>
><Hot ROddish says as long as DG can drop the hanky and make it back to
>the wheelchair in time then yes>
<DG tosses the hanky in the air, dives for the
wheelchair, knocks it over, stands it back up, sits
down and sees that the other cars are gone>
>>>>><Jedichu sighs, shakes his head, and takes an asprin>
>>>>
>>>><DG freaks happily when it sees it was on the 'Puffs
>>>>wavelength>
>>>
>>><'Puffs high-five DG>
>>
>><DG asks if it can draw on its own face in celebration>
>
><'Puffs hand DG a mirror and felt-tip pen>
<DG doodles in delight>
>>>><DG's .sigs ask if Jedichu has any spare asprin>
>>>
>>><Jedichu slices off a long piece of willow bark for them to chew on>
>>
>><.sigs starts singing songs and roll down a hill onto a
>>branch>
>
><Jedichu tumbles after them>
>
><pail of water falls from the sky and hits them all on the head>
<.sig does Flashdance dance in falling water, then
falls off the branch when the pail hits it>
>Sniffle fest...
>
>Oh great, now I've got airborne dust in my nose!
<.sig vacuums the dust>
<DG yells that the can 'o Bob ashes was knocked over>
<alt. .sig runs away with the SWAT team>
>>>>>><.sig wonders what would happen if Simon LeBon and
>>>>>>James Bond went to France and had Bon-bons>
>>>>>
>>>>>They'd have bon Bonds of course!
>>>>>
>>>>><Seanpuff isn't too sure about the .sigs anymore>
>>>>
>>>><alt. .sig promises never to make Seanpuff shake his
>>>>Bond bon bons>
>>>
>>><Seanpuff still isn't sure about the .sigs so he swipes a couple of
>>>bon-bons and hides behind the SWAT Team>
>>
>><alt. .sig wanders over to Ewanpuff and asks if shaking
>>bon-bons is like doing can-can>
>
><Ewanpuff ponders this for a moment then says:>"I suppose they're
>similar...and if one can can-can while doing Dew, then I suppose it's
>possible to do bon can-can and thus also a bon-bon can-can.
<alt. .sig nods and listens>
>But doing a bon-bon can-can would be doing duex and thus you would
>have to do Dew later. You could do a bon can-can while doing Dew cuz
>that would be deux, but not a bon-bon can-can..."
<alt. .sig jiggles head in agreement>
><Ewanpuff thinks ponders some more:>" Let's see:
>
>One can do can-can while doing Dew cuz that's doing deux.
>One can do bon-bon while doing Dew cuz that's doing deux.
>One can do can-can while doing doodoo cuz that's doing deux.
>One can do bon-bon while doing doodoo cuz that's doing deux.
>One can do doodoo while doing Dew cuz that's doing deux.
>One can do bon-bon can-can cuz that's doing deux.
>
>One can do bon can-can while doing Dew cuz that's doing deux.
>One can do bon bon-bon while doing Dew cuz that's doing deux.
>One can do bon can-can while doing doodoo cuz that's doing deux.
>One can do bon bon-bon while doing doodoo cuz that's doing deux.
>One can do bon doodoo while doing Dew cuz that's doing deux.
>One can do bon bon-bon can-can cuz that's doing deux.
>
>...and one can even do any of those deux doings in the can or even
>while doing a bon Dew can!
>
>But, one can NOT do bon bon-bon can-can while doing Dew or doodoo cuz
>that's NOT doing deux...BUT...if...
>
>you can do bon bon-bon can-can while doing bon Dew can and can do
>doodoo in can all at the same time, that would be deux duex's and that
>would be acceptible."
>
>For the record, RH does not want to see someone try to see if they can
>do bon bon-bon can-can while doing bon Dew can and doing doodoo at
>same time cuz that would mean someone would be tying up the bathroom
>for a VERY long time.
<alt. .sig, .sig and DG stare in awe, applaud and agree
that tying up the can to do bon bon-bon can-can and do
bon Dew can and do doodoo should be banned>
>>>>>><alt. .sig tells ng sig Boo is Gie's brother.>
>>>>>
>>>>><ng sig aks if they have another brother named Mann>
>>>>>
>>>>><PeterPika & Hot ROddish, the youngest of the bunch, are scared of
>>>>>those 3 brothers>
>>>>
>>>><DG agrees and hides behind PeterPika>
>>>
>>><PeterPika quickly carves out a gigantic pumpkin for them to hide in>
>>
>><DG packs some pasta in case they're hiding a while>
>
><while thanks DG for the pasta but says it cannot open the case>
<.sig whips out carving knife and opens package of
pasta>
>>>>><Jigglypuffs wonder if they should turn off the lights, get a couple
>>>>>of flashlights, and tell stories of Boo, Gie, & Mann>
>>>>
>>>><.sig hands out flashlights>
>>>
>>><Ewanpuff temporarily blinds himself when he turns on his flashlight
>>>while looking at the bulb>
>>>
>>><Hamillpuff says that you can see thru Ewanpuff's head>
>>>
>>><Ewanpuff and Hamillpuff try to duel it out with the flashlights>
>>>
>>><Ianpuff looks at the "dueling" 'Puffs, gets an impish look on his
>>>face, and decides to wait until the stories start>
>>
>><.sigs enjoy the pre show entertainment>
>
><Ewanpuff and Hamillpuff wonder if they should start charging $1
>million per commercial>
<.sigs ask if they take Monopoly money>
>>><RH also stares blankly at DG as RH has never seen the Young Ones>
>>
>><DG says RH might be grossed out by them, but at times
>>it was a funny British show from the 80's>
>
><RH notes that she was a rather young one back in the 80's, is glad
>she was spared the gross-out, and thanks DG for the explanation>
<DG affixes thumb-tacks to head and says "no problem">
>>><PeterPika & Hot ROddish tug on RH's sleeves and say they're right
>>>here>
>>>
>>><RH mentions that these young ones are restless>
>>
>><.sigs asks if Hot ROddish wants lentils and hands
>>PeterPika a book to write poetry in so the young ones
>>can be like the Young Ones>
>>
>><alt. .sig doesn't want the young & restless Pokémon to
>>be like the Young Ones, so it hits DG and .sig over the
>>head and hides in the pumpkin with PeterPika, Hot
>>ROddish and the pasta that Gumby packed>
>
><PeterPika tries to write out poetry in the book with the pasta>
<alt. .sig praises PeterPika's poems prima vera>
>>>>><RH hopes that there are enough threads to hold up both the floor and
>>>>>the ng without crashing>
>>>>>
>>>>><Hamillpuff & Ewanpuff get out scissors>
>>>>
>>>><alt. .sig follows them closely so it doesn't end up on
>>>>the wrong floorboard>
>>>
>>><Hamillpuff and Ewanpuff stop "dueling" long enough to turn off the
>>>lights and take their flashlights and scissors and sneak around the
>>>room in the dark...deliberately making the floors creak at appropriate
>>>intervals>
>>
>><every time the floor squeaks, DG squeaks in terror>
>
><Ianpuff starts to giggle>
>
><Hamillpuff starts to bounce up and down continually on a single
>floorboard>
>
><Ewanpuff is trying ti figure out a way to turn one of the floorbards
>into a flying trapeeze>
>
><ng sig tells them all to sit down cuz it wants to hear a story about
>Boo, Gie, & Mann>
>
><PeterPika, Hot ROddish, while and the pasta remain in the pumpkin>
<DG knocks on the pumpkin and asks if there's room for
it to hide from Boo Gie & Mann>
>>>>>><DG gives another spooky look to the floor>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><floor creaks in fear>
>>>>>
>>>>><RH is beginning to hope that the the chandelier is nice and sturdy>
>>>>
>>>><.sig mutters that it should be, what with its nose
>>>>being up there and all>
>>>
>>><RH is about to make a playful comment about "noses in the air" but a
>>>hair-triggered ng sig stops her>
>>>
>>><Ianpuff's impish grins gets wider>
>>
>><DG wonders how .sig smells without a nose>
>>
>><alt. .sig says "awful!">
>
><ng sig thinks that Ianpuff should tell everyone a story about Boo,
>Gie, Mann and .sig's nose>
>
><RH gets nervous and asks if that's such a good idea>
<.sigs say it would be awesome and pack themselves in
pampers>
>>>>>>><RH tosses the .sigs into the lemonade sprinkler>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>(sig tosses some Cheer in with the .sigs as well>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><.sigs splash in the suds>
>>>>>
>>>>><Tom Hanks Splashes with the .sigs in the suds>
>>>>
>>>><.sigs warn Tom Hanks to not wear green around Hot
>>>>ROddish>
>>>
>>><Tom Hanks hopes he doesn't have to fix up that money pit of a house
>>>everyone is in with the floorboards being held up by threads>
>>
>><DG snickers>
>
><Tom Hanks thinks he sees a mermaid in the stash of Snickers
>underneath one of the floorbards and dives in after it>
<alt. .sig holds up a volleyball and yells "Toooooom!
Come back!">
><Ewanpuff REALLY REALLY wants to try the bathtub trick and goes to the
>upstairs bathroom>
<.sig sneaks up to the door and knocks just to bug
Ewanpuff>
>>>>>(sig is having fun with the suds and wonders where Tom Hanks came
>>>>>from)
>>>>
>>>><alt. .sig asks if he's the man with one red sig>
>>>
>>>The one red sig must be Big.
>>>
>>>[oh shut up that's NOT what I meant!]
>>
>><.sigs roll on the floor laughing until they fall
>>through a loose floorboard and into wet cement>
>
><ng sig uses Ewanpuff's flying trapeeze to swing down and free .sigs
>from the wet cement and then decides they should stay a sec and draw
>stuff in the wet cement>
<alt. .sig makes hand and footprints in the wet cement
then autographs it>
<.sig writes "Jimmy Hoffa" and an arrow>
>>>>>And he's wearing a hazmat too.
>>>>
>>>>Has he called it Matt?
>>>
>>><RH asks Tom Hanks if his green hazmat is named Matt>
>>>
>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>(sig wonders if those Pentium hazmat guys are gonna show up)
>>
>><alt. .sig wonders if the blue men are the hazmat guys
>>without their suits>
>
><RH wonders what would happen in Blue Man Group and Darth Maul all
>roomed together for a month>
<DG holds up charts showing how it could go either way,
The Blue-bits-of-men Group or Maul would join the band
and play his horns>
>>>Would you mat your hazmat named Matt? I would.
>>
>>I named my vent Vint!
>
>I have 4 vents in my room and I named them Do, Not, Work, and Well.
>
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig says RH should vaccum the room again as there's too much dust in
>the air)
>
>And it's MUCH too damn hot up here most of the year!
<.sig suggests cutting a hole in the wall>
<alt. .sig worries that the 'Puffs will blow out of the
room if there's a hole in the wall.>
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<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
<-road trip turns into drag race...both parts put together->
>>><DG walks out in front of both cars and waves its hanky
>>>hat>
>>
>><RH jumps out of the car because she wants to live thru the race>
>>
>><PeterPika jumps in and offers to help Hot ROddish with the pedals>
>>
>><Hot ROddish revvs the engine and waits for hanky hat to drop>
>
><DG drops hanky, picks it up, and sees the cars are
>gone>
<-and->
>>><DG says yes and then asks Hot ROddish and the music
>>>list to let it race too>
>>
>><Hot ROddish says as long as DG can drop the hanky and make it back to
>>the wheelchair in time then yes>
>
><DG tosses the hanky in the air, dives for the
>wheelchair, knocks it over, stands it back up, sits
>down and sees that the other cars are gone>
<music list is 20 miles down the road>
<Hot ROddish, PeterPika, and .sigerette tree are also 20 miles down
the road...in the wrong direction>
<.sigerette tree yells at the 2 Pokemon for accidentally putting the
damn thing is reverse>
<Hot ROddish changes gears and races forward at breakneck speed>
<Pokemon/.sigerette car comes up directly behind DG in the
wheelchair...catching them both on the hood of the car, so the car is
now pushing the wheelchair forward with DG still in it>
>>>>>>.Sigerette tree wants to know if it can come too.
>>>>>
>>>>><.sig drives up with a trailer full of dirt for
>>>>>.Sigarette tree to plant itself in for the ride>
>>>>
>>>>.sigarette tree shappily plants itself and waits for someone to hitch
>>>>the trailer up to the car.
>>>
>>><DG stares intently at the trailer for hours>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig walks over to the trailer and asks to marry
>>>it>
>>
>><.sigerette tree asks alt. .sig to what would it like to marry or the
>>trailer and if the trailer wants to be married to it>
>>
>><trailer takes one look at the Cheer-full bathroom with IT in it and
>>has second thoughts>
>
><alt. .sig gets confused and asks the car who it wanted
>to marry>
<car doesn't know who it wants to marry>
><DG runs into the bathroom to continue its conversation
>with IT>
<car, trailer, and .sigerette tree toss DG & IT a box of good Cheer
cuz it's the most wonderful time of the year>
>>>>(sig hopes the .sigarette tree has deep roots and is well-planted
>>>>because Hot ROddish is about to drag race>
>>>>
>>>>Dissen's gonna be messy. Me no wachin'...
>>>
>>><music list wants the race to be double the fun, so it
>>>plants a gum tree in its car>
>>
>><.sigerette tree asks if it will also be double the pleasure>
>>
>><PeterPika puts two peppermints on the driver's seat>
>
><.sig shouts that the Emperor's eyes are on the drivers
>seat>
<PeterPika wonders what the Emperor would see if he kept his eyes on
the road>
<-making pizza->
>>><alt. .sig gets dizzy watching Ewanpuff's eyes roll>
>>
>><Ewanpuff's rolling eyes cause him to be hypnotized and starts to walk
>>around like a zombie>
>
><alt. .sig squeaks and grabs some garlic>
>
><.sig says garlic is for vampires>
>
><DG says only vampires you don't like>
So what do you give a vampire who you *do* like?
<-hearing and herring + worms, scorpions, and Gorky Park->
>>>>Don't start again with me sig... (see other thread)
>>>
>>><alt. .sig quietly hands the herring earrings to
>>>Ianpuff and tells him to hide them in the worms>
>>
>><Ianpuff tosses herring earrings in jar of worms to Hot ROddish and
>>PeterPika and asks them to drop them off at the Headless Horseman's
>>place during the drag race cuz he might want them for his severred
>>heads>
>>
>><PeterPika says that the Headless Horseman will trade it for clay>
>>
>><Ianpuff says thanks and to watch out for scorpions on the way>
>>
>><Hot ROddish says that while racing, one can hear the wind of change>
>
><while DG rambles about how good that song was, .sigs
>ask if the wind is changing to fifth gear>
<Ianpuff hopes not because it'd be awfully weird to see a fifth gear
blowing all over the place>
>>>>><.sig offers Ewanpuff a tic tac while wating for alt.
>>>>>.sig to tow the pizza in>
>>>>
>>>><Ewanpuff thanks .sig for tic tac and waits outside with alt. .sig for
>>>>the pizza>
>>>>
>>>><they see a tic tac truck get towed>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig asks Ewanpuff if he knows how tic tacs get
>>>their taste>
>>
>><Ewanpuff slowly takes tic tac out of mouth and cautiously asks
>>"How?">
>
><alt. .sig shrugs, sighs and says "I was hoping you
>knew.">
<Ewanpuff puts tic tac back in his mouth to see if he can find out>
><.sig suggests tic tacs are made of silly .sigs>
<ng sig giggles and thinks tic tacs might be made of Emperor's eyes>
<Ewanpuff spits out tic tac and it hits neighbor across the street
squarely in the ...uh...*ahem*>
>>><alt. .sig offers everyone tic tacs to get their minds
>>>of its spotty toe>
>>
>><Seanpuff ties box of tic tacs to string and swings it bak and forth
>>like a pendulum...trying to make the tic tac tic toc>
>
><.sig is getting sleepy...>
<Seanpuff thinks he's discovered a new sleep attack method for 'Puffs
with laryngitis>
First dust, then sneezing, and now this...<sneezecoughcoughblow>
>>>>>><Jedichu sighs, shakes his head, and takes an asprin>
>>>>>
>>>>><DG freaks happily when it sees it was on the 'Puffs
>>>>>wavelength>
>>>>
>>>><'Puffs high-five DG>
>>>
>>><DG asks if it can draw on its own face in celebration>
>>
>><'Puffs hand DG a mirror and felt-tip pen>
>
><DG doodles in delight>
<'Puffs wonder if DG can also doodle in de dark>
>>>>><DG's .sigs ask if Jedichu has any spare asprin>
>>>>
>>>><Jedichu slices off a long piece of willow bark for them to chew on>
>>>
>>><.sigs starts singing songs and roll down a hill onto a
>>>branch>
>>
>><Jedichu tumbles after them>
>>
>><pail of water falls from the sky and hits them all on the head>
>
><.sig does Flashdance dance in falling water, then
>falls off the branch when the pail hits it>
<pail bounces off .sig and lands on Jedichu's head open end first>
<Jedichu hopes the .sigs are alright and tries to go look for them,
but he can't see where he's going so he walks around all funny>
>>Sniffle fest...
>>
>>Oh great, now I've got airborne dust in my nose!
>
><.sig vacuums the dust>
>
><DG yells that the can 'o Bob ashes was knocked over>
>
><alt. .sig runs away with the SWAT team>
<RH & 'Puffs offer to help recover the ashes>
<-LeBon bon Bond bon-bon bonds->
>><Ewanpuff thinks ponders some more:>" Let's see:
<-Can Do Bon->
>>For the record, RH does not want to see someone try to see if they can
>>do bon bon-bon can-can while doing bon Dew can and doing doodoo at
>>same time cuz that would mean someone would be tying up the bathroom
>>for a VERY long time.
>
><alt. .sig, .sig and DG stare in awe, applaud and agree
>that tying up the can to do bon bon-bon can-can and do
>bon Dew can and do doodoo should be banned>
<Ewanpuff bows and then starts to shrink away thinking he's gonna get
in trouble for trying it while he was in the can sick after eating The
Potato (tm)>
>>>>>>><alt. .sig tells ng sig Boo is Gie's brother.>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><ng sig aks if they have another brother named Mann>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><PeterPika & Hot ROddish, the youngest of the bunch, are scared of
>>>>>>those 3 brothers>
>>>>>
>>>>><DG agrees and hides behind PeterPika>
>>>>
>>>><PeterPika quickly carves out a gigantic pumpkin for them to hide in>
>>>
>>><DG packs some pasta in case they're hiding a while>
>>
>><while thanks DG for the pasta but says it cannot open the case>
>
><.sig whips out carving knife and opens package of
>pasta>
<Hot ROddish sleces up a little bit of pumkin from the inside so
PeterPika can make some pumpkin marinara for everyone to eat with the
pasta>
<while thanks everyone for hiding it>
<muffled growls are heard from the bathroom>
<-flashlight dueling->
>>><.sigs enjoy the pre show entertainment>
>>
>><Ewanpuff and Hamillpuff wonder if they should start charging $1
>>million per commercial>
>
><.sigs ask if they take Monopoly money>
<Ewanpuff & Hamillpuff say "yes!" and start making little paper
airplanes out of the money>
>>>><RH also stares blankly at DG as RH has never seen the Young Ones>
>>>
>>><DG says RH might be grossed out by them, but at times
>>>it was a funny British show from the 80's>
>>
>><RH notes that she was a rather young one back in the 80's, is glad
>>she was spared the gross-out, and thanks DG for the explanation>
>
><DG affixes thumb-tacks to head and says "no problem">
<RH thanks DG and wonders if DG's head is okay...with the tacks that
is>
<Seanpuff gives DG a tic tac, and wonders if DG's tack is ticked>
...in other words, a ticked tack tic tac?...
<"shut up with the tick tack talk, RH" -ed.>
<Seanpuff attempts to hypnotise -ed. with some tic tac toc>
>>>><PeterPika & Hot ROddish tug on RH's sleeves and say they're right
>>>>here>
>>>>
>>>><RH mentions that these young ones are restless>
>>>
>>><.sigs asks if Hot ROddish wants lentils and hands
>>>PeterPika a book to write poetry in so the young ones
>>>can be like the Young Ones>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig doesn't want the young & restless Pokémon to
>>>be like the Young Ones, so it hits DG and .sig over the
>>>head and hides in the pumpkin with PeterPika, Hot
>>>ROddish and the pasta that Gumby packed>
>>
>><PeterPika tries to write out poetry in the book with the pasta>
>
><alt. .sig praises PeterPika's poems prima vera>
<PeterPika thanks alt..sig and offers it some pasta with pumpkin
marinara>
<-Ewanpuff & Hamillpuff mess around with the floorboards->
>><ng sig tells them all to sit down cuz it wants to hear a story about
>>Boo, Gie, & Mann>
>>
>><PeterPika, Hot ROddish, while and the pasta remain in the pumpkin>
>
><DG knocks on the pumpkin and asks if there's room for
>it to hide from Boo Gie & Mann>
<Pokemon open the top and welcome DG in>
<-floor anxiety and noses in the air->
>><ng sig thinks that Ianpuff should tell everyone a story about Boo,
>>Gie, Mann and .sig's nose>
>>
>><RH gets nervous and asks if that's such a good idea>
>
><.sigs say it would be awesome and pack themselves in
>pampers>
<Ianpuff picks up one of the discarded flashlights and uses his
Emperor voice:>"Boo liked to kill mockingbirds, Gie was a hitman for
the O-team, and Mann was a landscaper who owned a large field which he
turned into a park."
<"how the hell is that scary?" -ed.>
<Ianpuff:>"They killed Boo birds with a Gie o-team in Mann's
field/park."
(read it aloud)
<"I reiterate, how the hell is that scary?" -ed.">
<Ianpuff:>"Well, technically, RH is a blue heron with extra colors..."
<"yeah?" -ed.>
<Ianpuff:>"And RH writes us in..."
<"uh-huh" -ed.>
<Ianpuff:>"So if Boo, Gie, and Mann kill RH..."
<"uh...::yeah::?" -ed.>
<Ianpuff:>"That means we'll all cease to exist- including you -ed. !"
<"I-I thought you said B-B-Boo killed m-mockingbirds...?" -ed.>
<Ianpuff:>"She's mocking *you* isn't she?"
<"::um:: uh...erm. ::yikes::...m-might I ask w-w-hat Mansfield Park
has to do with it?" -ed.>
<Ianpuff grins:>"They're very austentacious."
(read it aloud)
<"w-well I'm certainly impressed..." -ed.>
<Ianpuff:>"Yes, I'd certainly say you are."
<while -ed. wasn't looking, Hamillpuff had managed to put something
incredibly heavy on top of -ed.'s head, pressing him into the floor>
<"u-u-um y-you wouldn't h-happen to k-k-know where they are now d-do
you?" -ed.>
<Ianpuff:>"Well, since Boo, Gie, and Mann like to work at night, I
guess we could find out if we-"
<before -ed. can protest, Ianpuff shuts off the flashlight, plunging
the whole house into darkness>
<Hamillpuff and Ianpuff sneak up to a cowering -ed. in the dark,
carefully creaking the appropriate floorboards, and start to make
scary noises around him>
<RH starts to scream as if she's being attacked>
<-ed. is about to pee his pants>
<RH continues screaming until a sound similar to the slicing by a huge
knife pierces the air, RH goes quiet, and something falls to the floor
with a loud thud>
<-ed. can't stand it anymore and runs all over the house in the dark
screaming that he doesn't wanna vanish>
<Ianpuff chases after him going "MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!" in the Emperor's
voice>
<Hamillpuff opens the door to the bathroom where IT is and -ed. runs
inside>
<muffled screams are heard from IT and -ed. until finally IT tosses
-ed. out the window with a loud crash>
<-ed. runs screaming into the night>
<the lights come back on inside...>
>>>>>>>><RH tosses the .sigs into the lemonade sprinkler>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>>(sig tosses some Cheer in with the .sigs as well>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><.sigs splash in the suds>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><Tom Hanks Splashes with the .sigs in the suds>
>>>>>
>>>>><.sigs warn Tom Hanks to not wear green around Hot
>>>>>ROddish>
>>>>
>>>><Tom Hanks hopes he doesn't have to fix up that money pit of a house
>>>>everyone is in with the floorboards being held up by threads>
>>>
>>><DG snickers>
>>
>><Tom Hanks thinks he sees a mermaid in the stash of Snickers
>>underneath one of the floorbards and dives in after it>
>
><alt. .sig holds up a volleyball and yells "Toooooom!
>Come back!">
<mailman brings back Tom Hanks in a FedEx box>
>><Ewanpuff REALLY REALLY wants to try the bathtub trick and goes to the
>>upstairs bathroom>
>
><.sig sneaks up to the door and knocks just to bug
>Ewanpuff>
<bug on Ewanpuff tries to see if it can do bon bon-bon can-can while
doing bon Dew can and can do doodoo in can at the same time>
>>>>>>(sig is having fun with the suds and wonders where Tom Hanks came
>>>>>>from)
>>>>>
>>>>><alt. .sig asks if he's the man with one red sig>
>>>>
>>>>The one red sig must be Big.
>>>>
>>>>[oh shut up that's NOT what I meant!]
>>>
>>><.sigs roll on the floor laughing until they fall
>>>through a loose floorboard and into wet cement>
>>
>><ng sig uses Ewanpuff's flying trapeeze to swing down and free .sigs
>>from the wet cement and then decides they should stay a sec and draw
>>stuff in the wet cement>
>
><alt. .sig makes hand and footprints in the wet cement
>then autographs it>
>
><.sig writes "Jimmy Hoffa" and an arrow>
LOL!!!!!
<ng sig tries to makd a butt print and gets stuck in the cement>
>>>>>>And he's wearing a hazmat too.
>>>>>
>>>>>Has he called it Matt?
>>>>
>>>><RH asks Tom Hanks if his green hazmat is named Matt>
>>>>
>>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>>(sig wonders if those Pentium hazmat guys are gonna show up)
>>>
>>><alt. .sig wonders if the blue men are the hazmat guys
>>>without their suits>
>>
>><RH wonders what would happen in Blue Man Group and Darth Maul all
>>roomed together for a month>
>
><DG holds up charts showing how it could go either way,
>The Blue-bits-of-men Group or Maul would join the band
>and play his horns>
<Ewanpuff likes the idea of finding out so he uses his production
company Unnatural Cotton to call them all up and ask if they'd like to
try it>
>>>>Would you mat your hazmat named Matt? I would.
>>>
>>>I named my vent Vint!
>>
>>I have 4 vents in my room and I named them Do, Not, Work, and Well.
>>
>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sig says RH should vaccum the room again as there's too much dust in
>>the air)
>>
>>And it's MUCH too damn hot up here most of the year!
>
><.sig suggests cutting a hole in the wall>
>
><alt. .sig worries that the 'Puffs will blow out of the
>room if there's a hole in the wall.>
<'Puffs like to cover up holes in the wall with a Velvet Elvis>
<RH says that makes it Even Worse>
-Rainbow Heron
(sig says that if -ed. ever comes back, it's gonna get him Stuck In A
Closet With Vanna White)
I don't have any George Harrison (RIP) solo stuff so I'll play (This
Song's Just) Six Words Long instead.
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>On Thu, 29 Nov 2001 18:30:31 -0500, DarthGumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
><-road trip turns into drag race...both parts put together->
>
>>>><DG walks out in front of both cars and waves its hanky
>>>>hat>
>>>
>>><RH jumps out of the car because she wants to live thru the race>
>>>
>>><PeterPika jumps in and offers to help Hot ROddish with the pedals>
>>>
>>><Hot ROddish revvs the engine and waits for hanky hat to drop>
>>
>><DG drops hanky, picks it up, and sees the cars are
>>gone>
> <-and->
>>>><DG says yes and then asks Hot ROddish and the music
>>>>list to let it race too>
>>>
>>><Hot ROddish says as long as DG can drop the hanky and make it back to
>>>the wheelchair in time then yes>
>>
>><DG tosses the hanky in the air, dives for the
>>wheelchair, knocks it over, stands it back up, sits
>>down and sees that the other cars are gone>
>
><music list is 20 miles down the road>
<DG squints into distance>
><Hot ROddish, PeterPika, and .sigerette tree are also 20 miles down
>the road...in the wrong direction>
<DG, still squinting, thinks that's the direction to go
and starts to wheel up the street>
><.sigerette tree yells at the 2 Pokemon for accidentally putting the
>damn thing is reverse>
>
><Hot ROddish changes gears and races forward at breakneck speed>
>
><Pokemon/.sigerette car comes up directly behind DG in the
>wheelchair...catching them both on the hood of the car, so the car is
>now pushing the wheelchair forward with DG still in it>
<DG yells "wheeeeeee!">
>><DG runs into the bathroom to continue its conversation
>>with IT>
>
><car, trailer, and .sigerette tree toss DG & IT a box of good Cheer
>cuz it's the most wonderful time of the year>
<DG drinks a cup of good cheer and burps up bubbles>
>>>>>(sig hopes the .sigarette tree has deep roots and is well-planted
>>>>>because Hot ROddish is about to drag race>
>>>>>
>>>>>Dissen's gonna be messy. Me no wachin'...
>>>>
>>>><music list wants the race to be double the fun, so it
>>>>plants a gum tree in its car>
>>>
>>><.sigerette tree asks if it will also be double the pleasure>
>>>
>>><PeterPika puts two peppermints on the driver's seat>
>>
>><.sig shouts that the Emperor's eyes are on the drivers
>>seat>
>
><PeterPika wonders what the Emperor would see if he kept his eyes on
>the road>
<.sig suggests he might see the undersides of cars>
<DG, still on the hood, yells that the sky is whizzing
by like hyperspace>
>>><Ewanpuff's rolling eyes cause him to be hypnotized and starts to walk
>>>around like a zombie>
>>
>><alt. .sig squeaks and grabs some garlic>
>>
>><.sig says garlic is for vampires>
>>
>><DG says only vampires you don't like>
>
>So what do you give a vampire who you *do* like?
<.sig offers "make him a bloody mary?">
>>>><alt. .sig asks Ewanpuff if he knows how tic tacs get
>>>>their taste>
>>>
>>><Ewanpuff slowly takes tic tac out of mouth and cautiously asks
>>>"How?">
>>
>><alt. .sig shrugs, sighs and says "I was hoping you
>>knew.">
>
><Ewanpuff puts tic tac back in his mouth to see if he can find out>
<alt. .sig bites tic tac and tries to see if it
flashes>
>><.sig suggests tic tacs are made of silly .sigs>
>
><ng sig giggles and thinks tic tacs might be made of Emperor's eyes>
>
><Ewanpuff spits out tic tac and it hits neighbor across the street
>squarely in the ...uh...*ahem*>
<alt. .sig, now with mashed tic tac in its teeth, runs
around yelling ew and wipes tongue off on DG's shirt
tails>
>>>><alt. .sig offers everyone tic tacs to get their minds
>>>>of its spotty toe>
>>>
>>><Seanpuff ties box of tic tacs to string and swings it bak and forth
>>>like a pendulum...trying to make the tic tac tic toc>
>>
>><.sig is getting sleepy...>
>
><Seanpuff thinks he's discovered a new sleep attack method for 'Puffs
>with laryngitis>
<.sig dozes>
<alt. .sig hands over a marker and whispers "revenge!">
>First dust, then sneezing, and now this...<sneezecoughcoughblow>
<alt. .sig looks on in amazement and tries to recreate
the feat, but injures itself in the process>
>>>>>>><Jedichu sighs, shakes his head, and takes an asprin>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><DG freaks happily when it sees it was on the 'Puffs
>>>>>>wavelength>
>>>>>
>>>>><'Puffs high-five DG>
>>>>
>>>><DG asks if it can draw on its own face in celebration>
>>>
>>><'Puffs hand DG a mirror and felt-tip pen>
>>
>><DG doodles in delight>
>
><'Puffs wonder if DG can also doodle in de dark>
<DG turns off de light and doodles>
<alt. .sigs walks in, asks why DG has de light off,
turns it on and yells "Oh dear!">
<DG holds up de disturbing doodle>
>>>><.sigs start singing songs and roll down a hill onto a
>>>>branch>
>>>
>>><Jedichu tumbles after them>
>>>
>>><pail of water falls from the sky and hits them all on the head>
>>
>><.sig does Flashdance dance in falling water, then
>>falls off the branch when the pail hits it>
>
><pail bounces off .sig and lands on Jedichu's head open end first>
>
><Jedichu hopes the .sigs are alright and tries to go look for them,
>but he can't see where he's going so he walks around all funny>
<.sigs giggle and try to guide him to a door frame>
>>>Sniffle fest...
>>>
>>>Oh great, now I've got airborne dust in my nose!
>>
>><.sig vacuums the dust>
>>
>><DG yells that the can 'o Bob ashes was knocked over>
>>
>><alt. .sig runs away with the SWAT team>
>
><RH & 'Puffs offer to help recover the ashes>
<DG thinks a plaid slip cover might look odd>
><-Can Do Bon->
>
>>>For the record, RH does not want to see someone try to see if they can
>>>do bon bon-bon can-can while doing bon Dew can and doing doodoo at
>>>same time cuz that would mean someone would be tying up the bathroom
>>>for a VERY long time.
>>
>><alt. .sig, .sig and DG stare in awe, applaud and agree
>>that tying up the can to do bon bon-bon can-can and do
>>bon Dew can and do doodoo should be banned>
>
><Ewanpuff bows and then starts to shrink away thinking he's gonna get
>in trouble for trying it while he was in the can sick after eating The
>Potato (tm)>
<.sigs tell Ewanpuff not to worry, that was war>
<DG agrees and says "what else can you do while
waiting...>
<.sigs look at DG funny>
>>>>>>>><alt. .sig tells ng sig Boo is Gie's brother.>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><ng sig aks if they have another brother named Mann>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><PeterPika & Hot ROddish, the youngest of the bunch, are scared of
>>>>>>>those 3 brothers>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><DG agrees and hides behind PeterPika>
>>>>>
>>>>><PeterPika quickly carves out a gigantic pumpkin for them to hide in>
>>>>
>>>><DG packs some pasta in case they're hiding a while>
>>>
>>><while thanks DG for the pasta but says it cannot open the case>
>>
>><.sig whips out carving knife and opens package of
>>pasta>
>
><Hot ROddish sleces up a little bit of pumkin from the inside so
>PeterPika can make some pumpkin marinara for everyone to eat with the
>pasta>
<.sig says "yummy!">
><while thanks everyone for hiding it>
>
><muffled growls are heard from the bathroom>
<.sigs squeak>
<Young Ones>
>><DG affixes thumb-tacks to head and says "no problem">
>
><RH thanks DG and wonders if DG's head is okay...with the tacks that
>is>
<DG shows RH the fun-tak on the back of the tacks and
says "okeyday!">
><Seanpuff gives DG a tic tac, and wonders if DG's tack is ticked>
<DG thanks Seanpuff and listens for the ticking of the
tack, but hears the tic tacs tap its teeth and thinks
the tacks are ticking>
>...in other words, a ticked tack tic tac?...
I think so.
><"shut up with the tick tack talk, RH" -ed.>
>
><Seanpuff attempts to hypnotise -ed. with some tic tac toc>
<alt. .sig hands Seanpuff another marker for -ed.>
>>><PeterPika tries to write out poetry in the book with the pasta>
>>
>><alt. .sig praises PeterPika's poems prima vera>
>
><PeterPika thanks alt..sig and offers it some pasta with pumpkin
>marinara>
<alt. .sig gobbles the goodies with a gulp and yells
"MMM MMM GOOD!">
<a cease and desist letter arrives for alt. .sig from
Campbell's soup>
<alt. .sig tells PeterPika the pasta and pumpkin
marinara were perfect>
><-Ewanpuff & Hamillpuff mess around with the floorboards->
>
>>><ng sig tells them all to sit down cuz it wants to hear a story about
>>>Boo, Gie, & Mann>
>>>
>>><PeterPika, Hot ROddish, while and the pasta remain in the pumpkin>
>>
>><DG knocks on the pumpkin and asks if there's room for
>>it to hide from Boo Gie & Mann>
>
><Pokemon open the top and welcome DG in>
<DG thanks Pokémon and praises the parlor of the
Pumpkin>
"It's roomy in here..."
><-floor anxiety and noses in the air->
>
>>><ng sig thinks that Ianpuff should tell everyone a story about Boo,
>>>Gie, Mann and .sig's nose>
>>>
>>><RH gets nervous and asks if that's such a good idea>
>>
>><.sigs say it would be awesome and pack themselves in
>>pampers>
>
><Ianpuff picks up one of the discarded flashlights and uses his
>Emperor voice:>"Boo liked to kill mockingbirds, Gie was a hitman for
>the O-team, and Mann was a landscaper who owned a large field which he
>turned into a park."
<alt. .sig covers its eyes in terror>
><"how the hell is that scary?" -ed.>
>
><Ianpuff:>"They killed Boo birds with a Gie o-team in Mann's
>field/park."
<.sig looks on in awe>
>(read it aloud)
>
><"I reiterate, how the hell is that scary?" -ed.">
>
><Ianpuff:>"Well, technically, RH is a blue heron with extra colors..."
>
><"yeah?" -ed.>
>
><Ianpuff:>"And RH writes us in..."
>
><"uh-huh" -ed.>
>
><Ianpuff:>"So if Boo, Gie, and Mann kill RH..."
>
><"uh...::yeah::?" -ed.>
>
><Ianpuff:>"That means we'll all cease to exist- including you -ed. !"
>
><"I-I thought you said B-B-Boo killed m-mockingbirds...?" -ed.>
>
><Ianpuff:>"She's mocking *you* isn't she?"
>
><"::um:: uh...erm. ::yikes::...m-might I ask w-w-hat Mansfield Park
>has to do with it?" -ed.>
>
><Ianpuff grins:>"They're very austentacious."
>
>(read it aloud)
>
><"w-well I'm certainly impressed..." -ed.>
>
><Ianpuff:>"Yes, I'd certainly say you are."
>
><while -ed. wasn't looking, Hamillpuff had managed to put something
>incredibly heavy on top of -ed.'s head, pressing him into the floor>
>
><"u-u-um y-you wouldn't h-happen to k-k-know where they are now d-do
>you?" -ed.>
>
><Ianpuff:>"Well, since Boo, Gie, and Mann like to work at night, I
>guess we could find out if we-"
<alt. .sig screams>
><before -ed. can protest, Ianpuff shuts off the flashlight, plunging
>the whole house into darkness>
>
><Hamillpuff and Ianpuff sneak up to a cowering -ed. in the dark,
>carefully creaking the appropriate floorboards, and start to make
>scary noises around him>
>
><RH starts to scream as if she's being attacked>
>
><-ed. is about to pee his pants>
<alt. .sig has beaten -ed. to it>
<.sig backs away fearfully from alt. .sig>
><RH continues screaming until a sound similar to the slicing by a huge
>knife pierces the air, RH goes quiet, and something falls to the floor
>with a loud thud>
>
><-ed. can't stand it anymore and runs all over the house in the dark
>screaming that he doesn't wanna vanish>
>
><Ianpuff chases after him going "MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!" in the Emperor's
>voice>
>
><Hamillpuff opens the door to the bathroom where IT is and -ed. runs
>inside>
>
><muffled screams are heard from IT and -ed. until finally IT tosses
>-ed. out the window with a loud crash>
>
><-ed. runs screaming into the night>
>
><the lights come back on inside...>
<.sig looks around for RH, stepping around the puddles
of pee>
<DG applauds from inside the pumpkin, peering out
through the pumpkin's eye>
>>><Tom Hanks thinks he sees a mermaid in the stash of Snickers
>>>underneath one of the floorbards and dives in after it>
>>
>><alt. .sig holds up a volleyball and yells "Toooooom!
>>Come back!">
>
><mailman brings back Tom Hanks in a FedEx box>
<alt. .sig decides to keep the box sealed until
Christmas and sets up a place at the table for the box>
><ng sig tries to makd a butt print and gets stuck in the cement>
<.sigs try to help ng sig out of the cement but get
stuck too>
>>><RH wonders what would happen in Blue Man Group and Darth Maul all
>>>roomed together for a month>
>>
>><DG holds up charts showing how it could go either way,
>>The Blue-bits-of-men Group or Maul would join the band
>>and play his horns>
>
><Ewanpuff likes the idea of finding out so he uses his production
>company Unnatural Cotton to call them all up and ask if they'd like to
>try it>
<alt. .sig tugs on Ewanpuff's sleeve and asks if he
thinks he can get plantman to show up too while he's
calling people>
>>>(sig says RH should vaccum the room again as there's too much dust in
>>>the air)
>>>
>>>And it's MUCH too damn hot up here most of the year!
>>
>><.sig suggests cutting a hole in the wall>
>>
>><alt. .sig worries that the 'Puffs will blow out of the
>>room if there's a hole in the wall.>
>
><'Puffs like to cover up holes in the wall with a Velvet Elvis>
>
><RH says that makes it Even Worse>
<.sigs worry that RH will go Off The Deep End and start
Running With Scissors In 3-D>
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig says that if -ed. ever comes back, it's gonna get him Stuck In A
>Closet With Vanna White)
<.sigs snicker>
>I don't have any George Harrison (RIP) solo stuff so I'll play (This
>Song's Just) Six Words Long instead.
<DG and .sigs sing along with the "Six Words Long" bit,
then observe moments of silence>
One time I edited the two songs together, bringing it
to a total of twelve jolly good sounding words.
<.sig hides DJ DG's tape deck>
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>><-road trip turns into drag race...both parts put together->
<- more road trip/drag race ->
>>><DG tosses the hanky in the air, dives for the
>>>wheelchair, knocks it over, stands it back up, sits
>>>down and sees that the other cars are gone>
>>
>><music list is 20 miles down the road>
>
><DG squints into distance>
>
>><Hot ROddish, PeterPika, and .sigerette tree are also 20 miles down
>>the road...in the wrong direction>
>
><DG, still squinting, thinks that's the direction to go
>and starts to wheel up the street>
>
>><.sigerette tree yells at the 2 Pokemon for accidentally putting the
>>damn thing is reverse>
>>
>><Hot ROddish changes gears and races forward at breakneck speed>
>>
>><Pokemon/.sigerette car comes up directly behind DG in the
>>wheelchair...catching them both on the hood of the car, so the car is
>>now pushing the wheelchair forward with DG still in it>
>
><DG yells "wheeeeeee!">
<Pokemon/.sigerette tree/DG in wheelchair pass the music list and gum
tree 56 miles down the road>
<.sigerette tree screams as it sees a hairpin turn up ahead>
<Hot ROddish is distracted while watching the hairpin turn and turn
and turn>
<PeterPika screams for Hot ROddish to keep his eyes on the road>
<Hot ROddish responds that his eyes aren't peppermints>
<.sigerette tree asks if DG is a okay>
<PeterPika hears a police siren>
>>><DG runs into the bathroom to continue its conversation
>>>with IT>
>>
>><car, trailer, and .sigerette tree toss DG & IT a box of good Cheer
>>cuz it's the most wonderful time of the year>
>
><DG drinks a cup of good cheer and burps up bubbles>
<.sigerette tree wonders how or why DG would swallow a Powerpuff Girl>
<Hamillpuff snickers and starts to play bubbles with Bubbles>
>>>>>>(sig hopes the .sigarette tree has deep roots and is well-planted
>>>>>>because Hot ROddish is about to drag race>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Dissen's gonna be messy. Me no wachin'...
>>>>>
>>>>><music list wants the race to be double the fun, so it
>>>>>plants a gum tree in its car>
>>>>
>>>><.sigerette tree asks if it will also be double the pleasure>
>>>>
>>>><PeterPika puts two peppermints on the driver's seat>
>>>
>>><.sig shouts that the Emperor's eyes are on the drivers
>>>seat>
>>
>><PeterPika wonders what the Emperor would see if he kept his eyes on
>>the road>
>
><.sig suggests he might see the undersides of cars>
>
><DG, still on the hood, yells that the sky is whizzing
>by like hyperspace>
<PeterPika wonders what makes space so hyper>
>>>><Ewanpuff's rolling eyes cause him to be hypnotized and starts to walk
>>>>around like a zombie>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig squeaks and grabs some garlic>
>>>
>>><.sig says garlic is for vampires>
>>>
>>><DG says only vampires you don't like>
>>
>>So what do you give a vampire who you *do* like?
>
><.sig offers "make him a bloody mary?">
-groan- :-)
<Mary hides under the table>
>>>>><alt. .sig asks Ewanpuff if he knows how tic tacs get
>>>>>their taste>
>>>>
>>>><Ewanpuff slowly takes tic tac out of mouth and cautiously asks
>>>>"How?">
>>>
>>><alt. .sig shrugs, sighs and says "I was hoping you
>>>knew.">
>>
>><Ewanpuff puts tic tac back in his mouth to see if he can find out>
>
><alt. .sig bites tic tac and tries to see if it
>flashes>
<Ewanpuff asks alt. .sig:>"Is it Mardi Gras already?!"
<RH slaps Ewanpuff upside the head for watching too much Wild On E!
and running up the cable bill>
<Hamillpuff feels guilty>
>>><.sig suggests tic tacs are made of silly .sigs>
>>
>><ng sig giggles and thinks tic tacs might be made of Emperor's eyes>
>>
>><Ewanpuff spits out tic tac and it hits neighbor across the street
>>squarely in the ...uh...*ahem*>
>
><alt. .sig, now with mashed tic tac in its teeth, runs
>around yelling ew and wipes tongue off on DG's shirt
>tails>
<Ewanpuff washes out his mouth Ace Ventura-style>
>>>>><alt. .sig offers everyone tic tacs to get their minds
>>>>>of its spotty toe>
>>>>
>>>><Seanpuff ties box of tic tacs to string and swings it bak and forth
>>>>like a pendulum...trying to make the tic tac tic toc>
>>>
>>><.sig is getting sleepy...>
>>
>><Seanpuff thinks he's discovered a new sleep attack method for 'Puffs
>>with laryngitis>
>
><.sig dozes>
>
><alt. .sig hands over a marker and whispers "revenge!">
<Seanpuff snickers and writes up a Mad Libs on .sig's back, then turns
to alt. .sig and asks for:>"Number, animal, noun, verb, noun,
celebrity, number, adjective, noun, noun, verb, noun, same celebrity,
number, adjective, noun, ed verb, noun, ed verb, noun, noun,
adjective, noun, same animal, adverb, verb, noun, same animal, verb,
adjective, noun, verb, noun."
>>First dust, then sneezing, and now this...<sneezecoughcoughblow>
>
><alt. .sig looks on in amazement and tries to recreate
>the feat, but injures itself in the process>
<RH asks if alt. .sig is alright and offers alt. .sig some Asprin>
>>>>>>>><Jedichu sighs, shakes his head, and takes an asprin>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><DG freaks happily when it sees it was on the 'Puffs
>>>>>>>wavelength>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><'Puffs high-five DG>
>>>>>
>>>>><DG asks if it can draw on its own face in celebration>
>>>>
>>>><'Puffs hand DG a mirror and felt-tip pen>
>>>
>>><DG doodles in delight>
>>
>><'Puffs wonder if DG can also doodle in de dark>
>
><DG turns off de light and doodles>
>
><alt. .sigs walks in, asks why DG has de light off,
>turns it on and yells "Oh dear!">
>
><DG holds up de disturbing doodle>
<'Puffs cringe disgust>
<Ianpuff carefully comes forward to look at the distubing doodle>
<Ianpuff looks at it from the left, the right, upside down, and from
behind DG's side of the paper so that it looks backwards>
<Ianpuff then says to the others:>"Y'know it's not all that bad if you
look at it backwards and upside down."
<other 'Puffs turn around and stand on their heads- facing away from
disturbing doodle>
<Ianpuff sighs and shakes his head, then asks DG if it wants to frame
and hang the doodle>
>>>>><.sigs start singing songs and roll down a hill onto a
>>>>>branch>
>>>>
>>>><Jedichu tumbles after them>
>>>>
>>>><pail of water falls from the sky and hits them all on the head>
>>>
>>><.sig does Flashdance dance in falling water, then
>>>falls off the branch when the pail hits it>
>>
>><pail bounces off .sig and lands on Jedichu's head open end first>
>>
>><Jedichu hopes the .sigs are alright and tries to go look for them,
>>but he can't see where he's going so he walks around all funny>
>
><.sigs giggle and try to guide him to a door frame>
<Jedichu isn't sure as to why the door frame but goes anyway>
>>>>Sniffle fest...
>>>>
>>>>Oh great, now I've got airborne dust in my nose!
>>>
>>><.sig vacuums the dust>
>>>
>>><DG yells that the can 'o Bob ashes was knocked over>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig runs away with the SWAT team>
>>
>><RH & 'Puffs offer to help recover the ashes>
>
><DG thinks a plaid slip cover might look odd>
<'Puffs ask if a polka-dotted one would look even>
>><-Can Do Bon->
>>
>>>>For the record, RH does not want to see someone try to see if they can
>>>>do bon bon-bon can-can while doing bon Dew can and doing doodoo at
>>>>same time cuz that would mean someone would be tying up the bathroom
>>>>for a VERY long time.
>>>
>>><alt. .sig, .sig and DG stare in awe, applaud and agree
>>>that tying up the can to do bon bon-bon can-can and do
>>>bon Dew can and do doodoo should be banned>
>>
>><Ewanpuff bows and then starts to shrink away thinking he's gonna get
>>in trouble for trying it while he was in the can sick after eating The
>>Potato (tm)>
>
><.sigs tell Ewanpuff not to worry, that was war>
<Ewanpuff sighs in relief>
><DG agrees and says "what else can you do while
>waiting...>
>
><.sigs look at DG funny>
<ng sig giggles and asks:>"Who's gonna clean that bathroom anyway?"
>>>>>>>>><alt. .sig tells ng sig Boo is Gie's brother.>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><ng sig aks if they have another brother named Mann>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><PeterPika & Hot ROddish, the youngest of the bunch, are scared of
>>>>>>>>those 3 brothers>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><DG agrees and hides behind PeterPika>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><PeterPika quickly carves out a gigantic pumpkin for them to hide in>
>>>>>
>>>>><DG packs some pasta in case they're hiding a while>
>>>>
>>>><while thanks DG for the pasta but says it cannot open the case>
>>>
>>><.sig whips out carving knife and opens package of
>>>pasta>
>>
>><Hot ROddish sleces up a little bit of pumkin from the inside so
>>PeterPika can make some pumpkin marinara for everyone to eat with the
>>pasta>
>
><.sig says "yummy!">
<Hot ROddish and PeterPika say thanks and attempt to out-cook each
other>
>><while thanks everyone for hiding it>
>>
>><muffled growls are heard from the bathroom>
>
><.sigs squeak>
<while squeaks when it hears .sigs squeak>
><Young Ones>
>>><DG affixes thumb-tacks to head and says "no problem">
>>
>><RH thanks DG and wonders if DG's head is okay...with the tacks that
>>is>
>
><DG shows RH the fun-tak on the back of the tacks and
>says "okeyday!">
<RH looks nervously at DG's tacks and asks if tacks attack>
>><Seanpuff gives DG a tic tac, and wonders if DG's tack is ticked>
>
><DG thanks Seanpuff and listens for the ticking of the
>tack, but hears the tic tacs tap its teeth and thinks
>the tacks are ticking>
<Seanpuff asks if ticked tacks are more likely to attack than ticking
tacks>
>>...in other words, a ticked tack tic tac?...
>
>I think so.
<RH hopes she doesn't get attacked by ticked tack's tic tacs>
>><"shut up with the tick tack talk, RH" -ed.>
>>
>><Seanpuff attempts to hypnotise -ed. with some tic tac toc>
>
><alt. .sig hands Seanpuff another marker for -ed.>
<Seanpuff thanks alt. .sig and draws a ticked tack on -ed.>
>>>><PeterPika tries to write out poetry in the book with the pasta>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig praises PeterPika's poems prima vera>
>>
>><PeterPika thanks alt..sig and offers it some pasta with pumpkin
>>marinara>
>
><alt. .sig gobbles the goodies with a gulp and yells
>"MMM MMM GOOD!">
>
><a cease and desist letter arrives for alt. .sig from
>Campbell's soup>
>
><alt. .sig tells PeterPika the pasta and pumpkin
>marinara were perfect>
<PeterPika bows and says thank you>
>><-Ewanpuff & Hamillpuff mess around with the floorboards->
>>
>>>><ng sig tells them all to sit down cuz it wants to hear a story about
>>>>Boo, Gie, & Mann>
>>>>
>>>><PeterPika, Hot ROddish, while and the pasta remain in the pumpkin>
>>>
>>><DG knocks on the pumpkin and asks if there's room for
>>>it to hide from Boo Gie & Mann>
>>
>><Pokemon open the top and welcome DG in>
>
><DG thanks Pokémon and praises the parlor of the
>Pumpkin>
>
>"It's roomy in here..."
<Pumpkin says thank you, considering it's a squash>
>><-floor anxiety and noses in the air->
>>
>>>><ng sig thinks that Ianpuff should tell everyone a story about Boo,
>>>>Gie, Mann and .sig's nose>
>>>>
>>>><RH gets nervous and asks if that's such a good idea>
>>>
>>><.sigs say it would be awesome and pack themselves in
>>>pampers>
>>
>><Ianpuff picks up one of the discarded flashlights and uses his
>>Emperor voice:>"Boo liked to kill mockingbirds, Gie was a hitman for
>>the O-team, and Mann was a landscaper who owned a large field which he
>>turned into a park."
>
><alt. .sig covers its eyes in terror>
<ng sig tries to comfort alt. .sig but gets scared itself>
>><"how the hell is that scary?" -ed.>
>>
>><Ianpuff:>"They killed Boo birds with a Gie o-team in Mann's
>>field/park."
>
><.sig looks on in awe>
<Ianpuff winks at .sig>
<-Ianpuff vs -ed. = what if Boo, Gie, and Mann kill RH->
>><Ianpuff:>"Well, since Boo, Gie, and Mann like to work at night, I
>>guess we could find out if we-"
>
><alt. .sig screams>
<chandelier rattles>
>><before -ed. can protest, Ianpuff shuts off the flashlight, plunging
>>the whole house into darkness>
>>
>><Hamillpuff and Ianpuff sneak up to a cowering -ed. in the dark,
>>carefully creaking the appropriate floorboards, and start to make
>>scary noises around him>
>>
>><RH starts to scream as if she's being attacked>
>>
>><-ed. is about to pee his pants>
>
><alt. .sig has beaten -ed. to it>
>
><.sig backs away fearfully from alt. .sig>
<ng sig tosses alt. .sig an extra Pampers>
<- RH's "murder" and -ed.'s fate->
>><-ed. runs screaming into the night>
>>
>><the lights come back on inside...>
>
><.sig looks around for RH, stepping around the puddles
>of pee>
<RH crawls out from under the piano and hands .sig a mop to clean up
what it's been tracking all over the floors>
><DG applauds from inside the pumpkin, peering out
>through the pumpkin's eye>
<Ianpuff, Hamillpuff, and RH bow>
>>>><Tom Hanks thinks he sees a mermaid in the stash of Snickers
>>>>underneath one of the floorbards and dives in after it>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig holds up a volleyball and yells "Toooooom!
>>>Come back!">
>>
>><mailman brings back Tom Hanks in a FedEx box>
>
><alt. .sig decides to keep the box sealed until
>Christmas and sets up a place at the table for the box>
<box starts to bounce around the table>
>><ng sig tries to makd a butt print and gets stuck in the cement>
>
><.sigs try to help ng sig out of the cement but get
>stuck too>
<Hot ROddish tosses down one end of the lemonade hose, thinking that
it will help get them loose>
>>>><RH wonders what would happen in Blue Man Group and Darth Maul all
>>>>roomed together for a month>
>>>
>>><DG holds up charts showing how it could go either way,
>>>The Blue-bits-of-men Group or Maul would join the band
>>>and play his horns>
>>
>><Ewanpuff likes the idea of finding out so he uses his production
>>company Unnatural Cotton to call them all up and ask if they'd like to
>>try it>
>
><alt. .sig tugs on Ewanpuff's sleeve and asks if he
>thinks he can get plantman to show up too while he's
>calling people>
<Ewanpuff tries to call up plantman and ends up getting Louie the
Lilac and Poison Ivy>
>>>>(sig says RH should vaccum the room again as there's too much dust in
>>>>the air)
>>>>
>>>>And it's MUCH too damn hot up here most of the year!
>>>
>>><.sig suggests cutting a hole in the wall>
>>>
>>><alt. .sig worries that the 'Puffs will blow out of the
>>>room if there's a hole in the wall.>
>>
>><'Puffs like to cover up holes in the wall with a Velvet Elvis>
>>
>><RH says that makes it Even Worse>
>
><.sigs worry that RH will go Off The Deep End and start
>Running With Scissors In 3-D>
<RH Dares To Be Stupid and gets a Bad Hair Day at Alapolooza>
>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sig says that if -ed. ever comes back, it's gonna get him Stuck In A
>>Closet With Vanna White)
>
><.sigs snicker>
<Ianpuff goes:>"Muahahahhaha"
>>I don't have any George Harrison (RIP) solo stuff so I'll play (This
>>Song's Just) Six Words Long instead.
>
><DG and .sigs sing along with the "Six Words Long" bit,
>then observe moments of silence>
<RH's Yellow Submarine figures also observe moments of silence>
>One time I edited the two songs together, bringing it
>to a total of twelve jolly good sounding words.
>
><.sig hides DJ DG's tape deck>
<moments of silence also hide in DJ DG's tape deck>
-Rainbow Heron
(sig is watching the the funny stuff on Bravo right now)
Hamillpuff wants to hear a mouse roar.
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