Bill's Blubberings Tues 11/8/98
**Bill Sands**
Zak, to Betty's disgust, is have in breakfast in the street. (a can of beer).
Butch comes along and tells him that he is worried that Zak will blow it with
Lisa. Zak sends him for a bacon sarnie.
In the tea room Rachel, Betty and Kathy are talking about her victory when he
walks through, going out. Kathy tells him that he has until the end of the day
to clear his stock out before it becomes hers.
At HF there are celebrations as Lord Michael has got Tara a buyer for the
quarry. Tara gives him a thank you kiss on the cheek as Biff arrives in the
Merc. She tells Biff to come back in 30 minutes, he goes into a minor sulk.
Butch comes back to the Taxi with Zak's sarnie, wait for it, brown sauce, extra
butter, extra salt and....SUGAR!
At the farm, Jack and Ned are talking about Jame's blood tests when Robert
arrives to ask advice about impressing girls. Ned tells him to smarten himself
up and Jack tells him to forget girls and play footy instead.
In the tea room Eric is clearing out and, to Kathy's annoyance, is doing it
very loudly. When she complains he rants at her and says that he will make her
day as difficult as possible.
Butch is still worried about Lisa going for good, especially as Zak is about to
take a fare in the cab that Lisa was repairing.
At the holiday village Emma thanks Roy for the flowers and he denies all
knowledge.
As Tara says tata to his lordship Kim asks her, Laura and Chris what plans they
have for the stud. They say that there are none. She warns that she doesn't
like surprises.
Zak arrives for the cab fare which turns out to be a woman in the advanced
stages of labour. Her hubby explains that the ambulance broke down.
At the holiday village Lyn tells Emma about Kirsty. Emma does not believe it
but agrees to watch her. Kirsty appears as Lyn goes and tells Emma that she is
starving and it's time for lunch!
Zak and his passengers are stuck at lights. He decides that the emergency
warrants a short cut. Across country!
After their lunch Kirsty tells Emma that she has to go to the loo and will
catch up. Emma creeps back to the door and hears Kirsty vomiting. When Kirsty
comes out she puts it down to a sick stomach and proceeds to slag Lyn off.
Zak succeeds in getting the expectant couple to the hospital in time. They
disappear inside without paying him!
At the tea rooms Marlon wants to talk to Kathy about new menus but she is too
busy watching the noisy Pollard. Marlon says that he will help him so as to get
him out quicker. As they move things Marlon finds the old, framed, copy of the
newspaper review. Pollard admits that the success of the wine bar was down to
Dee and that he really misses her. He goes on to say that it is no good living
in the past and smashes the frame on the tea room floor.
At the farm Robert admits to Emma that he sent the flowers. She loses her
temper and goes and Jack tells the boys to leave her alone. He thinks that she
is upset because she misses her parents.
At the hospital Zak is thanked by the new, proud, dad. He wants to name it
after Zak and gives him a wad of notes for the fare. There is a minor panic
when he offers to write to the cab firm but Zak claims modesty.
In the Woolpack Biff tells Tara that he fears she will end up with Michael but
she says no. Pollard comes in and finds Kathy, Betty, Rachel and Marlon
celebrating and is prompted to say.......
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Eric "Oh look, it's the three witches and the sorcerer's apprentice"
Everyone defends Kathy and her 'good name'.
Eric "Good name! Don't make me laugh. Three marriages and a string of affairs.
Bike!"
Kathy promptly smacks his face and starts to tell him his life story. She
refers to him as a "Sad, friendless, individual" who had to buy a wife who, in
the end couldn't bear to be touched by him. She tells him that Dee told her all
this in confidence. He goes to hit her but stops and Kathy then calls him a
coward. Everyone in the pub joins Betty in a slow hand clap. Pollard is gutted.
Zak comes home and wakes butch who says that Zak must not take the cab again.
Zak says that it is not a problem because tomorrow it is Butch's turn!
Marlon tells Lyn that he feels sorry for Eric and will go to see him. As he
leaves the cottage he sees Eric drive to the tea room and disappear inside
after first getting something from the boot of the car. He creeps inside to see
a demented Pollard splashing petrol from a can all over the floor.
Ends
Bill Sands. Cheltenham, UK
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**Bill Sands**
cell ,gudy...@hotmail.com (**Bill Sands**) wrote:
>Bill's Blubberings Tues 11/8/98
>
Whoops, sorry I forgot to mention the bit about Scott Windsor seen being dumped
on the roadside, all alone except for his kitbag, looking not very happy.
Bill
David Jenkins
<gudy...@hotmail.com> writes
>On Tue, 11 Aug 1998 20:01:36 GMT, Whilst I was searching for the family brain
>cell ,gudy...@hotmail.com (**Bill Sands**) wrote:
>
>>Bill's Blubberings Tues 11/8/98
>>
>Whoops, sorry I forgot to mention the bit about Scott Windsor seen being dumped
>on the roadside, all alone except for his kitbag, looking not very happy.
>
>Bill
I didn't forget.
I'm bloody furious about it.
I paid them £100 to dump him at high speed, not stop the bloody car and
roll him out gently. :-((((
The Vicar of Emmerdale.
--
David Jenkins.
I'd put something funny here if I knew how to. :-(
«-Dave«»Keir-»
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~>Eric "Oh look, it's the three witches and the sorcerer's apprentice"
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