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THE MEXICAN CARTWHEEL!!

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Buckwheat

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Dec 31, 2001, 5:21:21 AM12/31/01
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Could anyone please explain how the Mexican Cartwheel is carried out. I've
heard many people talk of it but i still don't know what it involves. I'll
be eternally greatful to anyone who can help me.

Thankyou

Chefster.


Switchmaybe(BG)

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Dec 31, 2001, 6:20:58 AM12/31/01
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Huh, I have obviously had an even more sheltered life than I thought....

Brian

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bobnosp

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Dec 31, 2001, 8:44:54 AM12/31/01
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It`s not that thing where you spank someone `till they squeak
like Speedy Gonzales,is it?


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Tony Elka

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Dec 31, 2001, 3:08:28 PM12/31/01
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In article <a0pe6p$1bt$1...@athena.ukc.ac.uk>, Buckwheat
<buckwhea...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

ZEKE: Hey BackySue! Get your spank-red butt out here, we got us a
customer!

BECKYSUE: Hold your horses, I'm comin! What's he want? Hope it ain't a
Mongolian Cluster-Fuck, my anus is still sore from the riding switch!

CHEFSTER: I seek knowledge of the Mexican Cartwheel.

ZEKE: I'll just pull out my copy of the old Necronomicon.

BECKYSUE: Our copy was signed by the mad Arab Abdul Ahazared himself,
you betcha!

ZEKE: He was like, a seeker of knowledge too, until he learned some
arcane stuff that fried his brain. Now he works for Raven Hill.

CHEFSTER: What does it say?

BECKYSUE: Oh my! It's sorta like a wrestling move, except...

ZEKE: Somebody gets spread awful wide...

BECKYSUE: That looks like it burns a lot of calories!

CHEFSTER: Could you be a tad more specific?

ZEKE: We'd like to, but we can't tell you anymore until we're sure
it's safe.

BECKYSUE: We've gotta try it out first. You wanna watch?

JOHN WAYNE: No thanks pilgrim, it sounds like an ungodly act!

DR. RUTH: As long as nobody is hurt, where is the harm?

JOHN ASHCROFT: It qualifies as public lewdness.

DR. LAURA: Any sexual act that does not take place in the marital bed,
for the purpose of procreation is a sin!

BETTY PAGE: You two are really getting on my nerves. If I wasn't tied
up, I'd kick your sanctamonius asses!

DR. LECTER: But you are tied up, aren't you Betty?

BATMAN: You fiend!

CATWOMAN: I think she looks precious, bound to that brightly painted
cartwheel!

DICK VAN DYKE: Shall we give her a little spin?

MARY TYLER MOORE: Shouldn't she be lubricated and mounted first?

MISS AMERICA: I'm next!

MISS UNIVERSE: No, I am!

MR. T.: I pity the fool that needs to spin around on that dang thing!

BRITNEY SPEARS: I could use it in my stage show!

DICK CLARK: We could drop it at midnight in Times Square!

SEC. RUMSFELD: We could drop it on Afghanistan!

CHEFSTER: I just asked a simple question...

BECKYSUE: You'll find that things get complicated in these parts.

ZEKE: Any thread can get bogged down in meaningless digressions.

MICHAEL BUFFER: Let's get ready to ramble!

CHEFSTER: They already are! Sheesh...

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Switchmaybe(BG)

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Dec 31, 2001, 4:56:34 PM12/31/01
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Ah, Tony, is that a 'Don't know' then?

Maybe we should guess?

We know what a cartwheel is, and we know what a Mexican is.

Mexicans work cheap, and cartwheels are round, and kinda wheel shaped, but
big.

Mexicans walk about going 'Caramba' and looking comical in movies, right?

So where does that get us, you ask?


Hanged if I know....

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