jerry's a bitch
small moon
out becuz i know i'm gonna love it. the guy that did layne's parts wasn't even
bad, mind you the vocals were rather low on all the mics. God did a million
solos in front of me, just like last time woo hoo.
so enter the drunk obnoxious bitches who decided to force their way to the
front and be rude (all they had to do was say excuse me or do you mind if me
and my friend blah blah, i'm always willing to share with jerry fans but if you
think yer gonna just push my ass outta the way think again). so yeah my friend
drove all the way from fucking south carolina to go to the dc show and i'm
trying to make sure she gets a good view and these drunk girls were fucking
shit up. so there ended up being a physical confrontation and the only thing
that kept me from not beating the shit out of one of them was knowing i'd get
kicked out, miss the rest of God's show, and have my friend's camera taken
away. but that's not the bad part, the bad part is that Jerry was giving away
shit and he gave away a towel or something and he specifically pointed to one
of the obnoxious drunk chicks and gave it to her. so now i know to get trashed
before a jerry concert and be an asshole in order to be appreciated as a fan.
ahem....
oh and after the show some of us hung around. i just want to shake the man's
hand once and tell him i think he's an amazing songwriter. so ya know, at
least an hour goes pass and ya know what? the bus started up and they pulled
off. jerry stiffed a measely 17 fans. i guess he just didn't have the time.
oh well, fuck it right.
whatever expect nothing and you won't be disappointed...
i'm fucking disappointed.
perhaps i should follow this newsgroup and maybe i'll learn why it is that he
plays next to nothing, wait, only ONE song off of Boggy but then plays a
million Alice songs, including ones written by Layne?!?! wha? I went there to
see Jerry fucking Cantrell. i feel cheated. i have never been disappointed in
that man until this nite. i have doubts of ever seeing him play again.
k::there goes my hero, he's ordinary::c
http://www.sundaywarship.com
"every moment spent dying is a moment survived" -rife
Scallica
waiting for a taxi,
with no one else around. I shook his hand and asked him to sign some stuff
and he said "not right now, gotta get some dinner before the show". I mean
he could have taken the 5 seconds to sign stuff. But whatever. We he came
back, he saw me still standing there waiting, and he was just talking on the
cell phone the whole time. I think something was bothering him. Who knows...
-Scallica-
"small moon" <alun...@aol.comeHere> wrote in message
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Zee
> so i go see my hero in dc, great show, great songs, can't wait til the cd is
> out becuz i know i'm gonna love it. the guy that did layne's parts wasn't even
> bad, mind you the vocals were rather low on all the mics. God did a million
> solos in front of me, just like last time woo hoo.
>
> so enter the drunk obnoxious bitches who decided to force their way to the
> front and be rude (all they had to do was say excuse me or do you mind if me
> and my friend blah blah, i'm always willing to share with jerry fans but if you
> think yer gonna just push my ass outta the way think again). so yeah my friend
> drove all the way from fucking south carolina to go to the dc show and i'm
> trying to make sure she gets a good view and these drunk girls were fucking
> shit up. so there ended up being a physical confrontation and the only thing
> that kept me from not beating the shit out of one of them was knowing i'd get
> kicked out, miss the rest of God's show, and have my friend's camera taken
> away. but that's not the bad part, the bad part is that Jerry was giving away
> shit and he gave away a towel or something and he specifically pointed to one
> of the obnoxious drunk chicks and gave it to her. so now i know to get trashed
> before a jerry concert and be an asshole in order to be appreciated as a fan.
> ahem....
So, do you honestly think that Jerry is paying close enough attention
to know that these girls rudely pushed their way in front of you and
is rewarding them for their behavior because he's a sick fuck who gets
his jollies that way?
Geoff Tate, who is eerily observant, told me once that he doesn't
really see individuals past the third row and really doesn't pay any
special attention to the front rows as a whole. (Yes Outta Site, I
had to drop his name again. LOL.)
And, Jerry, well, he's not been traditionally really observant of his
audience.
I would fill in one of my back in the day stories here but it's really
just kind of dumb so I won't.
> oh and after the show some of us hung around. i just want to shake the man's
> hand once and tell him i think he's an amazing songwriter. so ya know, at
> least an hour goes pass and ya know what? the bus started up and they pulled
> off. jerry stiffed a measely 17 fans. i guess he just didn't have the time.
> oh well, fuck it right.
>
It's nice when they stay for autographs but, you know, they get sick &
tired and need personal time like anyone. I love my customers 8 hours
a day but at 4:35 I don't want to hear hide nor hair of them.
> whatever expect nothing and you won't be disappointed...
>
> i'm fucking disappointed.
>
> perhaps i should follow this newsgroup and maybe i'll learn why it is that he
> plays next to nothing, wait, only ONE song off of Boggy but then plays a
> million Alice songs, including ones written by Layne?!?! wha? I went there to
> see Jerry fucking Cantrell. i feel cheated. i have never been disappointed in
> that man until this nite. i have doubts of ever seeing him play again.
>
> k::there goes my hero, he's ordinary::c
>
I'm sorry you were disappointed by the show. I'd like Jer to bag all
that AIC music and focus on his own, but, you know, he doesn't listen
to us.
Someone told me Jerry doesn't like the internet. What do you know, he
DOES have flaws.
*zee*
~loves the internet~
small moon
>to know that these girls rudely pushed their way in front of you and
>is rewarding them for their behavior because he's a sick fuck who gets
>his jollies that way?
no that's not what i think at all.
>Geoff Tate, who is eerily observant, told me once that he doesn't
>really see individuals past the third row and really doesn't pay any
>special attention to the front rows as a whole.
yeah, well we were 1st and a half row and he was quite aware of our existence.
>It's nice when they stay for autographs but, you know, they get sick &
>tired and need personal time like anyone. I love my customers 8 hours
>a day but at 4:35 I don't want to hear hide nor hair of them.
understandable but i would be considerate enough to have someone come out and
let the fans know that. the security told people to stand next to the wall in
a line which implied he would come out. same thing happened his show here 3
years before. i know yer not always in a mood to greet your fans, would it
have a been big deal to say "hey" and then pull off? he knew we were out
there, he came out, walked to a uhaul and walked back to the bus without
acknowledging our presence. an hour went pass and the bus just left.
i'm quite aware he has flaws, hell a lot of flaws. i just expected him to have
more of an appreciation for his fans. my bad.
~k
~bitch
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> alun...@aol.comeHere (small moon) wrote in message news:<20010723032541...@ng-fu1.aol.com>...
> > so i go see my hero in dc, great show, great songs, can't wait til the cd is
> > out becuz i know i'm gonna love it. the guy that did layne's parts wasn't even
> > bad, mind you the vocals were rather low on all the mics. God did a million
> > solos in front of me, just like last time woo hoo.
> >
> > so enter the drunk obnoxious bitches who decided to force their way to the
> > front and be rude (all they had to do was say excuse me or do you mind if me
> > and my friend blah blah, i'm always willing to share with jerry fans but if you
> > think yer gonna just push my ass outta the way think again). so yeah my friend
> > drove all the way from fucking south carolina to go to the dc show and i'm
> > trying to make sure she gets a good view and these drunk girls were fucking
> > shit up. so there ended up being a physical confrontation and the only thing
> > that kept me from not beating the shit out of one of them was knowing i'd get
> > kicked out, miss the rest of God's show, and have my friend's camera taken
> > away. but that's not the bad part, the bad part is that Jerry was giving away
> > shit and he gave away a towel or something and he specifically pointed to one
> > of the obnoxious drunk chicks and gave it to her. so now i know to get trashed
> > before a jerry concert and be an asshole in order to be appreciated as a fan.
> > ahem....
>
> So, do you honestly think that Jerry is paying close enough attention
> to know that these girls rudely pushed their way in front of you and
> is rewarding them for their behavior because he's a sick fuck who gets
> his jollies that way?
Yes, i do. how the fuck else would he have seen them? besides, i was
watching his eyes the whole time. he saw us. we were fucking 4½ feet
away. he said something to me as a matter of fact (leave you w/that
mystery.) he knew what the fuck was going on. and if for some totally
odd reason he didn't, his band woulda been updating him - they talk
and smile and shit constantly onstage
and the stupid drunk 12-yr-old had a shirt that said "i want alice in
chains" or some stupid crap HELLO we were there to see Jerry Cantrell.
remember? gee i'm so sorry i don't wear a dryper and thick-rimmed
glasses DORK FUCK
>
> Geoff Tate, who is eerily observant, told me once that he doesn't
> really see individuals past the third row and really doesn't pay any
> special attention to the front rows as a whole. (Yes Outta Site, I
> had to drop his name again. LOL.)
well we're talking jerry here btw
>
> And, Jerry, well, he's not been traditionally really observant of his
> audience.
according to whom?
>
> I would fill in one of my back in the day stories here but it's really
> just kind of dumb so I won't.
no, no, you really should!!!!!!! we love to hear the god times even
if we weren't there!!!! (i meant "good times" but wtf).
>
>
>
> > oh and after the show some of us hung around. i just want to shake the man's
> > hand once and tell him i think he's an amazing songwriter. so ya know, at
> > least an hour goes pass and ya know what? the bus started up and they pulled
> > off. jerry stiffed a measely 17 fans. i guess he just didn't have the time.
> > oh well, fuck it right.
> >
>
> It's nice when they stay for autographs but, you know, they get sick &
> tired and need personal time like anyone. I love my customers 8 hours
> a day but at 4:35 I don't want to hear hide nor hair of them.
>
17 people? that would have taken ¼ the time it did to investigate
Swarm's U-Haul, sit on my car, and eat 23 pizzas. shit man! he coulda
been done w/us all in no time. ok i admit, i might take a little bit
longer, but i'm
over 30.... *hehe* and the fact that he fucking waited two hours
until exactly 2:00 am (last call for you teenies) is totally
aggravating. he coulda dropped us in 5 mins and we coulda either
sloshed it up or made it home in time to get some sleep before job
interviews.
> > whatever expect nothing and you won't be disappointed...
> >
> > i'm fucking disappointed.
> >
> > perhaps i should follow this newsgroup and maybe i'll learn why it is that he
> > plays next to nothing, wait, only ONE song off of Boggy but then plays a
> > million Alice songs, including ones written by Layne?!?! wha? I went there to
> > see Jerry fucking Cantrell. i feel cheated. i have never been disappointed in
> > that man until this nite. i have doubts of ever seeing him play again.
> >
> > k::there goes my hero, he's ordinary::c
> >
>
>
> I'm sorry you were disappointed by the show. I'd like Jer to bag all
> that AIC music and focus on his own, but, you know, he doesn't listen
> to us.
>
> Someone told me Jerry doesn't like the internet. What do you know, he
> DOES have flaws.
>
> *zee*
> ~loves the internet~
hehe -- kicking over beers is more fun than the internet
every musician knows that...... Þ
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i loved the cherry t-shirts. they made me feel "so girly....."
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jerry.....
i was gon-na give him some sass,
but then i got high
should kick his little skinny blonde ass,
but i'm high
and if he hits me up for all my stash,
i'll know why....
because *sing you fuckers*
outta site
he's a rock star and behaves accordingly. He's also a human (I think,
but then he coiuld be one of those guy sin teh MIB movie..you
know..all celebrities are aliens n shit..) but really all that does is
excuse an inconsistencies in behavior. damn. I have more non-linear
days than straightforward.
2. well, I forgot what two was...uhh....
3. jerry plays AIC tunes cos he misses being in a real band (OUCH)...
4. yes. boggy depot is a kickass album. unfortunately none of the
major record companies seem to think he's anykind of a profit margin,
so .....you'd think the guy woulda learned his lesson after two rounds
of unsatisfactory satisfaction.
5. The teaser is pretty killer, but it's also really really obvious
from packagin to production that it's definitely dimaonds in the
rough. s4d is polished enough. I don't like music that's too
polished, but that;s just me.
6. oh yeah, #2 was maybe he don't see that far, but he can definietly
hear the standout drunk or two...and respond accordingly. If you
heard the boot, he didn't treat me to respectfuly, but hey! HE's a
rock star, duh. He wasn't outrightly mean or asinine, so I figure
that makes him a fairly decent guy...even all fucked up n shit he
seems to be a fairly geneal guy..bu then again..punchin holes in
drywall? that sounds a bit too close to home for me..hell, I've
kicked, punched, butted my share of passageways into the next room
through the wall...heh. he's probably alright in a good mood. I'm
not sure how congenial he'd be sober...same deal with zakk wylde..I
think I'd get along as long as we were drinkin. I'm just kind of a n
irritating asshole otherwise...heh again.
7. pretty certain that dumb drunk asinine chicks make excellent fucks,
for a few reasons and I'm pretty sure he knows how to pick out the
winners in a crown..I don't think he's looking for new best
freinds....
8. I forgot 8 too. I been busy , gimme a break...
><(((()))*>From: bi...@y2kira.com (~bitch)
><(((()))*>Newsgroups: alt.music.aliceinchains
><(((()))*>Subject: Re: jerry's a bitch
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><(((()))*>zinne...@aol.com (Zee) wrote in message news:<7653f536.010...@posting.google.com>...
><(((()))*>> alun...@aol.comeHere (small moon) wrote in message news:<20010723032541...@ng-fu1.aol.com>...
><(((()))*>> > so i go see my hero in dc, great show, great songs, can't wait til the cd is
><(((()))*>> > out becuz i know i'm gonna love it. the guy that did layne's parts wasn't even
><(((()))*>> > bad, mind you the vocals were rather low on all the mics. God did a million
><(((()))*>> > solos in front of me, just like last time woo hoo.
><(((()))*>> >
><(((()))*>> > so enter the drunk obnoxious bitches who decided to force their way to the
><(((()))*>> > front and be rude (all they had to do was say excuse me or do you mind if me
><(((()))*>> > and my friend blah blah, i'm always willing to share with jerry fans but if you
><(((()))*>> > think yer gonna just push my ass outta the way think again). so yeah my friend
><(((()))*>> > drove all the way from fucking south carolina to go to the dc show and i'm
><(((()))*>> > trying to make sure she gets a good view and these drunk girls were fucking
><(((()))*>> > shit up. so there ended up being a physical confrontation and the only thing
><(((()))*>> > that kept me from not beating the shit out of one of them was knowing i'd get
><(((()))*>> > kicked out, miss the rest of God's show, and have my friend's camera taken
><(((()))*>> > away. but that's not the bad part, the bad part is that Jerry was giving away
><(((()))*>> > shit and he gave away a towel or something and he specifically pointed to one
><(((()))*>> > of the obnoxious drunk chicks and gave it to her. so now i know to get trashed
><(((()))*>> > before a jerry concert and be an asshole in order to be appreciated as a fan.
><(((()))*>> > ahem....
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>> So, do you honestly think that Jerry is paying close enough attention
><(((()))*>> to know that these girls rudely pushed their way in front of you and
><(((()))*>> is rewarding them for their behavior because he's a sick fuck who gets
><(((()))*>> his jollies that way?
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>Yes, i do. how the fuck else would he have seen them? besides, i was
><(((()))*>watching his eyes the whole time. he saw us. we were fucking 4½ feet
><(((()))*>away. he said something to me as a matter of fact (leave you w/that
><(((()))*>mystery.) he knew what the fuck was going on. and if for some totally
><(((()))*>odd reason he didn't, his band woulda been updating him - they talk
><(((()))*>and smile and shit constantly onstage
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>and the stupid drunk 12-yr-old had a shirt that said "i want alice in
><(((()))*>chains" or some stupid crap HELLO we were there to see Jerry Cantrell.
><(((()))*> remember? gee i'm so sorry i don't wear a dryper and thick-rimmed
><(((()))*>glasses DORK FUCK
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>> Geoff Tate, who is eerily observant, told me once that he doesn't
><(((()))*>> really see individuals past the third row and really doesn't pay any
><(((()))*>> special attention to the front rows as a whole. (Yes Outta Site, I
><(((()))*>> had to drop his name again. LOL.)
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>well we're talking jerry here btw
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>> And, Jerry, well, he's not been traditionally really observant of his
><(((()))*>> audience.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>according to whom?
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>> I would fill in one of my back in the day stories here but it's really
><(((()))*>> just kind of dumb so I won't.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>no, no, you really should!!!!!!! we love to hear the god times even
><(((()))*>if we weren't there!!!! (i meant "good times" but wtf).
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>> > oh and after the show some of us hung around. i just want to shake the man's
><(((()))*>> > hand once and tell him i think he's an amazing songwriter. so ya know, at
><(((()))*>> > least an hour goes pass and ya know what? the bus started up and they pulled
><(((()))*>> > off. jerry stiffed a measely 17 fans. i guess he just didn't have the time.
><(((()))*>> > oh well, fuck it right.
><(((()))*>> >
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>> It's nice when they stay for autographs but, you know, they get sick &
><(((()))*>> tired and need personal time like anyone. I love my customers 8 hours
><(((()))*>> a day but at 4:35 I don't want to hear hide nor hair of them.
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>17 people? that would have taken ¼ the time it did to investigate
><(((()))*>Swarm's U-Haul, sit on my car, and eat 23 pizzas. shit man! he coulda
><(((()))*>been done w/us all in no time. ok i admit, i might take a little bit
><(((()))*>longer, but i'm
><(((()))*>over 30.... *hehe* and the fact that he fucking waited two hours
><(((()))*>until exactly 2:00 am (last call for you teenies) is totally
><(((()))*>aggravating. he coulda dropped us in 5 mins and we coulda either
><(((()))*>sloshed it up or made it home in time to get some sleep before job
><(((()))*>interviews.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>> > whatever expect nothing and you won't be disappointed...
><(((()))*>> >
><(((()))*>> > i'm fucking disappointed.
><(((()))*>> >
><(((()))*>> > perhaps i should follow this newsgroup and maybe i'll learn why it is that he
><(((()))*>> > plays next to nothing, wait, only ONE song off of Boggy but then plays a
><(((()))*>> > million Alice songs, including ones written by Layne?!?! wha? I went there to
><(((()))*>> > see Jerry fucking Cantrell. i feel cheated. i have never been disappointed in
><(((()))*>> > that man until this nite. i have doubts of ever seeing him play again.
><(((()))*>> >
><(((()))*>> > k::there goes my hero, he's ordinary::c
><(((()))*>> >
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>> I'm sorry you were disappointed by the show. I'd like Jer to bag all
><(((()))*>> that AIC music and focus on his own, but, you know, he doesn't listen
><(((()))*>> to us.
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>> Someone told me Jerry doesn't like the internet. What do you know, he
><(((()))*>> DOES have flaws.
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>> *zee*
><(((()))*>> ~loves the internet~
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>hehe -- kicking over beers is more fun than the internet
><(((()))*>every musician knows that...... Þ
><(((()))*>
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><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>i loved the cherry t-shirts. they made me feel "so girly....."
><(((()))*>
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><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>jerry.....
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>i was gon-na give him some sass,
><(((()))*>but then i got high
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>should kick his little skinny blonde ass,
><(((()))*>but i'm high
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>and if he hits me up for all my stash,
><(((()))*>i'll know why....
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>because *sing you fuckers*
small moon
>for a few reasons and I'm pretty sure he knows how to pick out the
>winners in a crown.
they looked too young to have had any experience, but then yer never too young
are ya? just hope their parents knew where they were....
or perhaps they give good head, i'm sure practice on all those lollipops
helped.
i've met bigger rock stars that were a lot more considerate. so i'd rather
blame jerry the person, rather than jerry the rock star. but thanx for yer
input :)
~k
ps-if Jer isn't confident enough in his own songs that he has to play more AIC
tunes than his own than perhaps I should go out and re-buy AIC albums (or how
about that greatest hits man!?!) instead of DTrip.
im just a bill
>AIC
>tunes than his own than perhaps I should go out and re-buy AIC albums (or how
>about that greatest hits man!?!)
i see it a different way...aic songs are pretty much jerry's songs...he wrote
the majority of them....it's just different players...
it's like if van halen goes out and gets another singer,they cant play
roth,hagar,and cherone(heh)?
i think jerry's entitled to do whatever he wants.
or you could just look at it as him playin cover songs...he does cover floyd
and hendrix...so why not aic?
b!ll((8))
outta site
><(((()))*>>for a few reasons and I'm pretty sure he knows how to pick out the
><(((()))*>>winners in a crown.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>they looked too young to have had any experience, but then yer never too young
><(((()))*>are ya? just hope their parents knew where they were....
and what difference would it make? they'll either hate themsleves in
the morning and/or get over it. hopefully they aren't too scarred for
life, but then if every rockstar thought constantly about the people
they may have run over in teh process, they'd probably go suicidal or
monkificial monestarily...I guess if they thought aboutt taht shit
they wouldn't be rockstars, now would they?
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>or perhaps they give good head, i'm sure practice on all those lollipops
><(((()))*>helped.
hmnmm..maybe, maybe..now I'm intrigued!
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>i've met bigger rock stars that were a lot more considerate. so i'd rather
><(((()))*>blame jerry the person, rather than jerry the rock star. but thanx for yer
><(((()))*>input :)
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>~k
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>ps-if Jer isn't confident enough in his own songs that he has to play more AIC
><(((()))*>tunes than his own than perhaps I should go out and re-buy AIC albums (or how
><(((()))*>about that greatest hits man!?!) instead of DTrip.
I think it's more self-absorbed drunken laziness than
self-confidence..I don't think in his weakes moments he could be said
to exhibit that trait...but then again, I am not going to speculate
regarding his personal head...
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>http://www.sundaywarship.com
><(((()))*>"every moment spent dying is a moment survived" -rife
that's a really positive message...for cancer patients.
The Spatula Messiah
> ps-if Jer isn't confident enough in his own songs that he has to play more AIC
> tunes than his own than perhaps I should go out and re-buy AIC albums (or how
> about that greatest hits man!?!) instead of DTrip.
AiC: Greatest Hits! Coming to stores near you! Tell Columbia "YES! This is what
I want to hear! Not 25 new Jerry Cantrell songs, fuck that! I want to buy the
same shit I already own and have memorized over and over! I want to live in the
past and see the AiC name become synonymous with 'dead band with people
vicariously milking them for cash.'"
-The Spatula Messiah
Zee
>what
>I want to hear! Not 25 new Jerry Cantrell songs, fuck that! I want to buy
>the
>same shit I already own and have memorized over and over! I want to live in
>the
>past and see the AiC name become synonymous with 'dead band with people
>vicariously milking them for cash.'"
>
>
Why Spat-man, I think you have a future in marketing!
*zee*
Bugs889748
saying...I think as a rock star you should know that your fans expect something
from you after they have been waiting in the cold for hours just to get a
glimps of you...I think that Jerry walking by and saying something like thanks
so much for coming to see me...I wish I could sign something for all of you...
but I'm just too tired...I hope you understand...Thanks so much...blah blah
blah and then walk to his bus, would have been much more acceptable to the fans
than nothing at all...I think when a rock star ...or anyone for that
matter...can't stop and give a little more to the few fans on the side..then
they are no longer 100% dedicated to the fans...and after all...the fans make
the fame and the money for the person, if they can't do that...then they
shouldn't be performing anymore...Its disappointing to pay a lot of money to
see someone and then get let down...I totally understand. You know...one of the
coolest famous people I have met is Kevin Smith...(For those of you who don't
know him...he is the director of Mallrats,Clerks,Chasing Amy, and Dogma...you
know...Silent Bob...)Last October I went to a little film festivle he held
called Vulgarthon...and let me tell you...We waited for hours in the freezing
cold in New Jersey...(I'm from Boston) it was FREEZING...(my body didn't warm
up untill hours after we were on our way home...and it was an all day event)
anyway...we waited and when we finally got in he talked to us in the
theater...he was one of the coolest people I have ever met...after they showed
a movie kevin, Jason Lee, Jay Mewes and a bunch of other cast members got up
and talked to everyone and answered questions untill EVERYONE was done
asking...then they would show another movie..and so on...During the
intermissions they would go out into the lobby and take pictures with people
and sign autographs...Kevin Smith is pretty big now and I think its so cool
that he held his little movie thing and recognized his loyal fans...to me that
was awesom...its like after his fame...he still remembers the people who got
him to where he is and lets the fans know he appreciates them...and their
support...it just makes you feel better knowing all your support is recognized
and appreciated. ...well I hope I haven't bored you to death with my
rambling...
Joanna
P.S...I think you would all appreciate knowing that some AIC songs were
featured in his movie Clerks...just a tid bit of info for ya...~J
Zee
>featured in his movie Clerks...just a tid bit of info for ya...~J
Everyone I know who has seen this movie loves it. Except me. I don't know
what I'm missing but I thought it was just kinda...tedious.
*zee*
im just a bill
>what I'm missing but I thought it was just kinda...tedious.
GAH! i love all of smith's movies...especially clerks....heh...i never saw
animal house and you dont like clerks....odd.
b!ll((8))
~mallrats and chasing amy in particular due to there comic book nature~
~~my favorite artist makes a guest appearance in chasing amy~~
~~~anyone care to guess who it is?~~~
Melinda W
Mel
--
__
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idea of what is and isn't fair
- a Mel who is not me - www.whatever-dude.com
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"Bugs889748" <bugs8...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Bugs889748
got into smiths movies because my boyfriend is a HUGE fan....I love Jay and
Silent Bob...I think they make the movies...I know I have been gone for a while
Mel...It is mostly becuase I got a new comouter and lost my fav's and couldn't
find the group again...But I'm back now and I"m glad to see that someone missed
me...I'm sorry I have neglected the dear AiC group...
Thanks...
Joanna
The Spatula Messiah
Zee wrote:
Why do people think I have a future in shit I hate, like marketing or law or
politics?
-The Spatula Messiah
~how come no one ever tells me I have a future in, say, marine biology?~
small moon
>or you could just look at it as him playin cover songs...he does cover floyd
>and hendrix...so why not aic?
i don't mind him playing AIC, i liked hearing the tunes, but when over 90
percent of your set is AIC and you have 3 albums worth of solo material (cuz
Dtrip is a double album after all), it kinda sucks. just an opinion, not fact.
~k
http://www.sundaywarship.com
Zee
>~how come no one ever tells me I have a future in, say, marine biology?
You never talk about fish.
*zee*
small moon
>what
>I want to hear! Not 25 new Jerry Cantrell songs, fuck that! I want to buy
>the
>same shit I already own and have memorized over and over! I want to live in
>the
>past and see the AiC name become synonymous with 'dead band with people
>vicariously milking them for cash.'"
LMAO!!
small moon
>so much for coming to see me...I wish I could sign something for all of
>you...
>but I'm just too tired...I hope you understand...Thanks so much...blah blah
>blah and then walk to his bus, would have been much more acceptable to the
>fans
>than nothing at all...I think when a rock star ...or anyone for that
>matter...can't stop and give a little more to the few fans on the side..then
>they are no longer 100% dedicated to the fans...and after all...the fans make
>the fame and the money for the person, if they can't do that...then they
>shouldn't be performing anymore..
exactly.
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><(((()))*>>featured in his movie Clerks...just a tid bit of info for ya...~J
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>Everyone I know who has seen this movie loves it. Except me. I don't know
><(((()))*>what I'm missing but I thought it was just kinda...tedious.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*> *zee*
><(((()))*>
drop your silly analytical tendencies and you'll enjoy it. what I
htought was funny was the deathstar contractor scene where you cantell
that guy is literally reading the script out of the newspaper or
magazine that he's holding...
let's put it this way..I used to find ben stiller movies tedious till
I just let go and hung out.
~I mean how much bad shit can happen to a one dude in a movie???~
small moon
outta site
><(((()))*>>what I'm missing but I thought it was just kinda...tedious.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>GAH! i love all of smith's movies...especially clerks....heh...i never saw
><(((()))*>animal house and you dont like clerks....odd.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>b!ll((8))
><(((()))*>~mallrats and chasing amy in particular due to there comic book nature~
><(((()))*>~~my favorite artist makes a guest appearance in chasing amy~~
><(((()))*>~~~anyone care to guess who it is?~~~
stan lee, dumbass. they guy suprises me eveyr time I see him in a
cameo or he does a voiceover for a cartoon.
~stan kicks ass~
Zee
>>i think jerry's entitled to do whatever he wants.
Well, yeah, but it's silly to play more AIC than solo material...one or two
songs, fine, but playing a primarily AIC show is just inciting people to think
about that leonine guy with whom he used to perform.
>>or you could just look at it as him playin cover songs...he does cover floyd
>>and hendrix...so why not aic?
>
Everybody and their canine companion plays Hendrix. I have to say that he does
a good job of it, but, sheesh, it's such a cliche. At least it's not Elvis'
"Jailhouse Rock" or Led Zep's "Rock and Roll" (one of those songs I would be
perfectly happy to never hear again in my life), but...umm...never mind, I
won't go into that rant now.
>i don't mind him playing AIC, i liked hearing the tunes, but when over 90
>percent of your set is AIC and you have 3 albums worth of solo material (cuz
>Dtrip is a double album after all), it kinda sucks. just an opinion, not
>fact.
>
I very strongly share this opinion. I think it's foolish bordering on moronic
for Jerry to focus on songs of the past that are so strongly associated with
Alice in Chains and neglect his own newer stuff.
*zee*
Zee
>><(((()))*>
>><(((()))*> *zee*
>><(((()))*>
>drop your silly analytical tendencies and you'll enjoy it.
My five favorite movies of all time are: "It's a Wonderful Life", "Princess
Bride", "Labyrinth", "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" and "Casablanca".
I'm not big on analyzing movies. I like cuteness and sentiment.
*zee*
Bugs889748
lol...stan-the man-lee rules
Bugs889748
That movie rules....its one of my all time fav's ...I used to be in love with
David Bowie when I was a little kid(twisted...i know)....I just didn't
understand why Sarah had to be a damn bitch and get all serious on his ass...I
mean damn....he was in love with her... you know? I mean he did try to control
her, but what man doesn't try that at some point or another...I don't
understand women who get men to do everything for them...and then once they get
what they wish for...its just not good enough...hmmm....I'll never get
it...Sorry for my rambling...
Joanna
Bugs889748
Its funny...I didn't expect to find so many fans on this group....
Joanna
outta site
><(((()))*>>>i think jerry's entitled to do whatever he wants.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>Well, yeah, but it's silly to play more AIC than solo material...one or two
><(((()))*>songs, fine, but playing a primarily AIC show is just inciting people to think
><(((()))*>about that leonine guy with whom he used to perform.
errr....barry gibb?
~get that reference...crusters~
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>>>or you could just look at it as him playin cover songs...he does cover floyd
><(((()))*>>>and hendrix...so why not aic?
there is no pain you are receding.
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>Everybody and their canine companion plays Hendrix. I have to say that he does
><(((()))*>a good job of it, but, sheesh, it's such a cliche. At least it's not Elvis'
><(((()))*>"Jailhouse Rock" or Led Zep's "Rock and Roll" (one of those songs I would be
><(((()))*>perfectly happy to never hear again in my life), but...umm...never mind, I
><(((()))*>won't go into that rant now.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>>i don't mind him playing AIC, i liked hearing the tunes, but when over 90
><(((()))*>>percent of your set is AIC and you have 3 albums worth of solo material (cuz
><(((()))*>>Dtrip is a double album after all), it kinda sucks. just an opinion, not
><(((()))*>>fact.
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>I very strongly share this opinion. I think it's foolish bordering on moronic
><(((()))*>for Jerry to focus on songs of the past that are so strongly associated with
><(((()))*>Alice in Chains and neglect his own newer stuff.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*> *zee*
yeah, but see...he's having fun. Thank god he didn't know what fun
was on the pdx leg o the tour or we'd have been subject to more
AIC..(not that that's a bad thing, but I've seen them twice,
now...want to see new shit...jerry doing AIC doesn't compare to AIC
doing AIC..trust me on this one...I get kind of pissed bacause I
missed tad opening for primus at the pine st theater here in portland
and all the times that AIC played at the melody ballroom I was down in
salem getting stoned....) I think we saw a very large slice of the
jerry catalog here. all I know was that even thought the boots are
flying around, I haven't had the time to digest them and 85% of his
set was like me goin "Wha?"...it was great...all of it was good...
outta site
><(((()))*>>~how come no one ever tells me I have a future in, say, marine biology?
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>You never talk about fish.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*> *zee*
jerry has a lutefisk for you.
~random cell cough I thought of the statement jerry-viking-god thing
and all teh ng chciks wnating to get into his pants and it ocurred to
me..."does jerry have a lutefisk in his pants" and the ng chicks would
probably say that it is sustenance enough~
~~Is that gay enough for ya?~~
~~~listening to too much marconi on www.947nrk.com lately~~~
~~~~da-a-a-a-a-ria~~~~
outta site
><(((()))*>>><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>>><(((()))*> *zee*
><(((()))*>>><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>>drop your silly analytical tendencies and you'll enjoy it.
><(((()))*>My five favorite movies of all time are: "It's a Wonderful Life", "Princess
><(((()))*>Bride", "Labyrinth", "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" and "Casablanca".
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>I'm not big on analyzing movies. I like cuteness and sentiment.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*> *zee*
><(((()))*>
okay...labrynth = cuteness and sentiment? okay. but what about
FUNNY? I like those movies too. I odn't have five favorites. I have
five favorites in every genre. You tell me that you didn't like o
brother where art thou? That's my new fuckin favorite movie...
Bugs889748
>>percent of your set is AIC and you have 3 albums worth of solo material
I have to agree...to me it just seems like he has no faith in his work without
the other chains...(or maybe without Layne) why would you bother putting out a
side project if you are going to play stuff that was your old main
project...Maybe he realizes that the fans like the AiC shit better than his own
shit...maybe he gets a better reaction from playing an old song then when he
plays his own songs..if he mostly going to play AiC stuff then he should call
his tour AiC - missing a link
But thats just my two cents...
Joanna
The Spatula Messiah
Zee wrote, quoting some stuff that Joanna wrote:
> >P.S...I think you would all appreciate knowing that some AIC songs were
> >featured in his movie Clerks...just a tid bit of info for ya...~J
Well, only one ("Got Me Wrong"), but that works for me.
With regards to your story, that's cool, and consistent with what I've heard.
Smith seems like such a fan-friendly guy...
> Everyone I know who has seen this movie loves it. Except me. I don't know
> what I'm missing but I thought it was just kinda...tedious.
Well, you're just the anomaly, I guess.
Seriously, my biggest problem with Clerks is that it's not really a movie, just
a collection of loosely connected scenes. But the dialogue is so consistently
entertaining and funny that I don't mind much. What'd you think of other Kevin
Smith movies?
-The Spatula Messiah
~hell, he managed to drag a good performance out of Ben Affleck~
~~that takes skill~~
The Spatula Messiah
im just a bill wrote:
> GAH! i love all of smith's movies...especially clerks....heh...i never saw
> animal house and you dont like clerks....odd.
>
> b!ll((8))
> ~mallrats and chasing amy in particular due to there comic book nature~
"Especially" Clerks, but Mallrats and Chasing Amy "in particular?" C'mon, you
can't have it both ways.
-The Spatula Messiah
~my favorite is Chasing Amy, but I like Dogma the best, and especially Clerks~
Zee
>~random cell cough I thought of the statement jerry-viking-god thing
>and all teh ng chciks wnating to get into his pants
No, no, no, it's not about getting into Jerry's pants, it's about getting Jerry
out of them.
*zee*
Zee
>FUNNY?
Parts of Labrynth are funny, like the part with the flying heads.
I like those movies too. I odn't have five favorites. I have
>five favorites in every genre. You tell me that you didn't like o
>brother where art thou? That's my new fuckin favorite movie...
I haven't seen that yet. I've heard some rave reviews of it from other people,
too, so I suppose I'll eventually get around to watching it.
*zee*
Zee
>entertaining and funny that I don't mind much. What'd you think of other
>Kevin
>Smith movies?
>
>
I haven't seen all of "Mallrats" because when I saw it I was really tired and I
kept nodding off. But the parts of it I managed to stay awake for were ok.
*zee*
The Spatula Messiah
Fine. I like fish. They're cool.
-The Spatula Messiah
~it really freaked me out to learn that whales apparently evolved from
hooved land animals and made a second evolution into the sea~
~~the intermediate species were probably hippo-like~~
~~~yes, whales evolved from hippoes~~~
~~~~at first I considered that maybe my professor was just coming up with
weird shit to tell us, like "hehe, let's see if they'll believe this"~~~~
~~~~~but I guess they've found fossils of proto-whales with feet~~~~~
The Spatula Messiah
> drop your silly analytical tendencies and you'll enjoy it. what I
> htought was funny was the deathstar contractor scene where you cantell
> that guy is literally reading the script out of the newspaper or
> magazine that he's holding...
Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Info: that guy was a walk-on. It took him forever to get
that speech right... and the first time he did, Jason Mewes ruined the take (he was lying
on the floor in a drug-induced stupor).
-The Spatula Messiah
~sometimes you've just gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go~
The Spatula Messiah
Zee wrote:
> "Princess
> Bride"
If you've only seen the movie and haven't read the book, I call upon the powers
of the spatula and order you to do so immediately.
-The Spatula Messiah
~that goes for all of you~
The Spatula Messiah
>
> ><(((()))*>~~my favorite artist makes a guest appearance in chasing amy~~
> ><(((()))*>~~~anyone care to guess who it is?~~~
> stan lee, dumbass.
Other movie, jackass.
-The Spatula Messiah
~if you're going to get so angry at the game that you feel the need to curse the TV, try
not to gay-bash, okay?~
The Spatula Messiah
> I have to agree...to me it just seems like he has no faith in his work without
> the other chains...(or maybe without Layne) why would you bother putting out a
> side project if you are going to play stuff that was your old main
> project...Maybe he realizes that the fans like the AiC shit better than his own
> shit...maybe he gets a better reaction from playing an old song then when he
> plays his own songs..if he mostly going to play AiC stuff then he should call
> his tour AiC - missing a link
I agree that it's kinda odd and disappointing, especially considering that he used
to play lots of solo stuff, like on the Boggy tour.
My guess is he's just figuring no one will get into the Deg-Trip stuff (which he
likes a lot better than Boggy, presumably) since the majority of people still
haven't heard it. Maybe things will be different in five years when the album gets
released.
-The Spatula Messiah
The Spatula Messiah
Zee wrote:
> I haven't seen all of "Mallrats" because when I saw it I was really tired and I
> kept nodding off. But the parts of it I managed to stay awake for were ok.
No accounting for taste, I guess. I've started to appreciate Mallrats a little
more than when I originally saw it, but it's still far and away his weakest film,
in my mind. Some good stuff mixed in there, but some of it is just cringe-worthy.
-The Spatula Messiah
Zee
>
>Fine. I like fish. They're cool.
>
I do, too. I'm especially fond of salmon. Not to eat, though, I mean, to me
salmon tastes a lot like what I imagine cat food tastes like and since I've not
yet completed my metamorphosis into vampire cat woman, I don't like cat food.
But I think salmon are very interesting. I once watched three one-hour
documentaries about salmon on the Nature Channel back-to-back, much to the
amusement of my mother who said that even salmon didn't think salmon were that
interesting.
>-The Spatula Messiah
>~it really freaked me out to learn that whales apparently evolved from
>hooved land animals and made a second evolution into the sea~
>~~the intermediate species were probably hippo-like~~
>~~~yes, whales evolved from hippoes~~~
>~~~~at first I considered that maybe my professor was just coming up with
>weird shit to tell us, like "hehe, let's see if they'll believe this"~~~~
>~~~~~but I guess they've found fossils of proto-whales with feet~~~~~
>
Are you serious? That's so odd...I am trying to imagine whales with feet and
it's just not working for me.
*zee*
Zee
I've read the book. It's cool. I really like it.
*zee*
Melinda W
news:20010727000758...@ng-mc1.aol.com...
> >okay...labrynth = cuteness and sentiment? okay. but what about
> >FUNNY?
>
> Parts of Labrynth are funny, like the part with the flying heads.
Hey Lady! Your head don't come off!
Love that movie.
Mel
Melinda W
news:20010726233654...@ng-mf1.aol.com...
> >oh yeah, Kevin Smith fucking rocks hehehe
>
> Its funny...I didn't expect to find so many fans on this group....
Why is that?
I'm all excited for the new Jay & Silent Bob movie.
Mel
Melinda W
...I know I have been gone for a while
> Mel...It is mostly becuase I got a new comouter
ah....new computer...I want one.
and lost my fav's and couldn't
> find the group again...But I'm back now and I"m glad to see that someone
missed
> me...I'm sorry I have neglected the dear AiC group...
> Thanks...
> Joanna
Nice to see you back :-)
Mel
im just a bill
>Dtrip is a double album after all), it kinda sucks. just an opinion, not
most crowds dont react good to songs theyre not familiar with...so i could see
why hed opt for a aic heavy set.
b!ll((8))
im just a bill
yay!one of my favs!
b!ll((8))
~donald so kicked daffy's feathered ass~
im just a bill
>><(((()))*>~~~anyone care to guess who it is?~~~
>cameo or he does a voiceover for a cartoon.
>
>~stan kicks ass~
>
stan's the man....but hes not it....hes a writer by the way.....and he was in
mallrats...i said chasin amy.
b!ll((8))
~i was such a fanboy when i saw him at the vendor on the beach durin the xmen
movie~
im just a bill
hrmmm....i confused myself.
b!ll((8))
im just a bill
>> Its funny...I didn't expect to find so many fans on this group....
>
>Why is that?
>
>I'm all excited for the new Jay & Silent Bob movie.
"JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK"
i saw the preview before scarymovie2(blech)...its gonna rawk all.alas its the
final jer-z related movie.
b!ll((8))
~my fav artist is supposed to be in this movie too~
~~they're buds~~
small moon
ooh, i just figured it out, maybe Jerry's promoting the new AIC greatest hits
album!!!
~k
http://www.sundaywarship.com
"every moment spent dying is a moment survived" -rife
small moon
>his tour AiC - missing a link
how about missing THREE links lol
small moon
>released.
LMAO!! we should just make Jerry go to fucking MP3.com and put the album out
there, i mean REALLY
small moon
>see
>why hed opt for a aic heavy set.
well i'm sure that crowd heard Boggy so why not play more songs off that
fucking album?!?! grrrr cut you in wasn't that great, soooo many other tunes on
there were awesome. that's it, i'm gonna kick him in the nads!!
small moon
i saw that in the theatres!! i love david bowie
Bugs889748
>>
>>I'm all excited for the new Jay & Silent Bob movie.
I dont know why...I guess I just didn't think I would get a big reaction from
mentioning him...My bad...
Joanna
Bugs889748
Thank God I'm not the only one!!!!! Whenever I tell people that they look at me
like I have 500 heads...David Bowie RULES and so does k!!!!
Joanna
Bugs889748
Yeah hes cool....he talkes to you not down to you.
Joanna
Bugs889748
>
>Mel
>
Thanks...i don't know how I could stand being away for so long
Joanna
Tim
>
>
> well i'm sure that crowd heard Boggy so why not play more songs off that
> fucking album?!?! grrrr cut you in wasn't that great, soooo many other tunes on
> there were awesome.
Settling Down kicks ass!!!
Hawknoah
play almost all AIC stuff. AIC is one of my favorite bands of all time, and
I never saw them back in the day (although I've been a fan since 91), so I
couldn't be happier to see the man behind AIC play these fantastic songs
live. I was afraid he would play mostly new stuff from DT that I haven't
even heard yet, and although thankfully he didn't, I must say the two or
three new songs were the low points of the show for me (although with a few
listens, I'm sure the new songs are good-- I just like to hear songs I know
in concert).
Bugs889748 <bugs8...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20010726234653...@ng-mf1.aol.com...
> >i don't mind him playing AIC, i liked hearing the tunes, but when over 90
> >>percent of your set is AIC and you have 3 albums worth of solo material
>
> I have to agree...to me it just seems like he has no faith in his work
without
> the other chains...(or maybe without Layne) why would you bother putting
out a
> side project if you are going to play stuff that was your old main
> project...Maybe he realizes that the fans like the AiC shit better than
his own
> shit...maybe he gets a better reaction from playing an old song then when
he
> plays his own songs..if he mostly going to play AiC stuff then he should
call
> his tour AiC - missing a link
> But thats just my two cents...
> Joanna
Scallica
rising" and "dickeye" would have been great live. But honestly, I think I
enjoyed the show MUCH more with it being mostly AiC songs. The crowd was
going nuts too.
-Scallica-
small moon
>me
>like I have 500 heads...David Bowie RULES and so does k!!!!
are you kidding? one of my best friends loves David waaay more than me and you
put together, i guarantee LOL.
Dissident Aggressor
Ever notice that in the end when Donald and Daffy are getting pissed at each
other, Donald calls Daffy a "God damn stupid nigger"? I hate using racial
slurs, just thought I'd share that. The new Disney movies have some really
perverted shit in them....
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><(((()))*>play almost all AIC stuff. AIC is one of my favorite bands of all time, and
><(((()))*>I never saw them back in the day (although I've been a fan since 91), so I
><(((()))*>couldn't be happier to see the man behind AIC play these fantastic songs
score 1 more for the jerry vs layne argument. can't argue there.
lets just say I get more enjoyment out of jerry's solo material more
than layne's. ;-) <------------stupid smiley, but what the fuck.
><(((()))*>live. I was afraid he would play mostly new stuff from DT that I haven't
><(((()))*>even heard yet, and although thankfully he didn't, I must say the two or
><(((()))*>three new songs were the low points of the show for me (although with a few
><(((()))*>listens, I'm sure the new songs are good-- I just like to hear songs I know
><(((()))*>in concert).
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>Bugs889748 <bugs8...@aol.com> wrote in message
><(((()))*>news:20010726234653...@ng-mf1.aol.com...
><(((()))*>> >i don't mind him playing AIC, i liked hearing the tunes, but when over 90
><(((()))*>> >>percent of your set is AIC and you have 3 albums worth of solo material
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>> I have to agree...to me it just seems like he has no faith in his work
><(((()))*>without
><(((()))*>> the other chains...(or maybe without Layne) why would you bother putting
><(((()))*>out a
><(((()))*>> side project if you are going to play stuff that was your old main
><(((()))*>> project...Maybe he realizes that the fans like the AiC shit better than
><(((()))*>his own
><(((()))*>> shit...maybe he gets a better reaction from playing an old song then when
><(((()))*>he
><(((()))*>> plays his own songs..if he mostly going to play AiC stuff then he should
><(((()))*>call
><(((()))*>> his tour AiC - missing a link
><(((()))*>> But thats just my two cents...
><(((()))*>> Joanna
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
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><(((()))*>>for Jerry to focus on songs of the past that are so strongly associated with
><(((()))*>>Alice in Chains and neglect his own newer stuff.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>ooh, i just figured it out, maybe Jerry's promoting the new AIC greatest hits
><(((()))*>album!!!
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>~k
><(((()))*>http://www.sundaywarship.com
><(((()))*>"every moment spent dying is a moment survived" -rife
don't be bitter....okay, well, maybe a little bitter
*groan*
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><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>> well i'm sure that crowd heard Boggy so why not play more songs off that
><(((()))*>> fucking album?!?! grrrr cut you in wasn't that great, soooo many other tunes on
><(((()))*>> there were awesome.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>Settling Down kicks ass!!!
><(((()))*>
it's a lot harder than people think. there's some metal happenin in
the middle of it...don't know why he subdued his guitar parts in the
mix, but maybe that wasn't the showcase..I suppose.
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><(((()))*>>released.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>LMAO!! we should just make Jerry go to fucking MP3.com and put the album out
><(((()))*>there, i mean REALLY><(((()))*>"every moment spent dying is a moment survived" -rife
If I could make jerry do anything, (not being a female fan) I'd make
him release DT immediately in full, for free to everyone who wanted
it, go kick S&M in the ass and do some guesting on the s4d full
release, and go get a shovel and dig up layne and chain him in the
studio to release whatever demons are in his head upon the willing
masses.
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><(((()))*>>~random cell cough I thought of the statement jerry-viking-god thing
><(((()))*>>and all teh ng chciks wnating to get into his pants
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>No, no, no, it's not about getting into Jerry's pants, it's about getting Jerry
><(((()))*>out of them.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*> *zee*
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
what if he had realy. really big pants...oh wait..that's godsmack..or
linkin park..or <insert bubgum metal band name>
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><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>>Fine. I like fish. They're cool.
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>I do, too. I'm especially fond of salmon. Not to eat, though, I mean, to me
><(((()))*>salmon tastes a lot like what I imagine cat food tastes like and since I've not
><(((()))*>yet completed my metamorphosis into vampire cat woman, I don't like cat food.
pretty sure vampier cat-women don't eat cat-food..wel not store bought
corporate old cow parts cat food, their kind of cat food is probably a
bit more romantic...ina human eating sort of way...
><(((()))*>But I think salmon are very interesting. I once watched three one-hour
><(((()))*>documentaries about salmon on the Nature Channel back-to-back, much to the
><(((()))*>amusement of my mother who said that even salmon didn't think salmon were that
><(((()))*>interesting.
salmon is very good. as long as you don't cook it...mmmm...sushi
world.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>>-The Spatula Messiah
><(((()))*>>~it really freaked me out to learn that whales apparently evolved from
><(((()))*>>hooved land animals and made a second evolution into the sea~
><(((()))*>>~~the intermediate species were probably hippo-like~~
><(((()))*>>~~~yes, whales evolved from hippoes~~~
><(((()))*>>~~~~at first I considered that maybe my professor was just coming up with
><(((()))*>>weird shit to tell us, like "hehe, let's see if they'll believe this"~~~~
><(((()))*>>~~~~~but I guess they've found fossils of proto-whales with feet~~~~~
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>Are you serious? That's so odd...I am trying to imagine whales with feet and
><(((()))*>it's just not working for me.
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><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>> ><(((()))*>~~my favorite artist makes a guest appearance in chasing amy~~
><(((()))*>> ><(((()))*>~~~anyone care to guess who it is?~~~
><(((()))*>> stan lee, dumbass.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>Other movie, jackass.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>-The Spatula Messiah
><(((()))*>not to gay-bash, okay?~
><(((()))*>
gay-bash? mmmm....kayyyy....what are you, gay?
you're not referring to what's her name..joey?
okay, then I give. who was it?
~post of many questions~
~~not the least of which..is spat-mess gay?~~
~~~c'mon, you can tell _us_~~~
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><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>> yay!one of my favs!
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>> b!ll((8))
><(((()))*>> ~donald so kicked daffy's feathered ass~
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>Ever notice that in the end when Donald and Daffy are getting pissed at each
><(((()))*>other, Donald calls Daffy a "God damn stupid nigger"? I hate using racial
><(((()))*>slurs, just thought I'd share that. The new Disney movies have some really
><(((()))*>perverted shit in them....
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
no but that's fuckinhilarious. howard stern funny.
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><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>> htought was funny was the deathstar contractor scene where you cantell
><(((()))*>> that guy is literally reading the script out of the newspaper or
><(((()))*>> magazine that he's holding...
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Info: that guy was a walk-on. It took him forever to get
><(((()))*>that speech right... and the first time he did, Jason Mewes ruined the take (he was lying
><(((()))*>on the floor in a drug-induced stupor).
that's funny. he looks just like a close friend I used to party with
heavily..that guy was fucking smart but fucking drug addled
too...fuckin righteous. Was always wondering if jason was all
that..it appears he is. props. werd n shit.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>-The Spatula Messiah
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
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><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>Zee wrote:
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>> I haven't seen all of "Mallrats" because when I saw it I was really tired and I
><(((()))*>> kept nodding off. But the parts of it I managed to stay awake for were ok.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>No accounting for taste, I guess. I've started to appreciate Mallrats a little
><(((()))*>more than when I originally saw it, but it's still far and away his weakest film,
><(((()))*>in my mind. Some good stuff mixed in there, but some of it is just cringe-worthy.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>-The Spatula Messiah
><(((()))*>
hell in that one...incredible. I loved it the second I watched
it...ubut then again...I loved billy madison the second I saw it...I
bought the waterboy!
~trust the force~
~~that's some high quality h2o~~
The Spatula Messiah
outta site wrote:
> ><(((()))*>-The Spatula Messiah
> ><(((()))*>~if you're going to get so angry at the game that you feel the need to curse the TV, try
> ><(((()))*>not to gay-bash, okay?~
> ><(((()))*>
> gay-bash? mmmm....kayyyy....what are you, gay?
>
> you're not referring to what's her name..joey?
>
> okay, then I give. who was it?
Sorry, guess I should have put quotes around it. Line from Chasing Amy. Banky's getting his ass
kicked at video hocky, and saying things like "would you look at these fags?" and "Your dike-hoarding
ass just got me scored on." Holden finally responds with that quote.
> ~post of many questions~
> ~~not the least of which..is spat-mess gay?~~
> ~~~c'mon, you can tell _us_~~~
Serious question?
Aw, why not? Well, I'm straight, but have a few bisexual tendancies. I believe that people aren't
really "gay"/"straight"/"bi" with no middle ground; there's more like a spectrum. So I'm still in the
"straight" region on the sliding scale, but closer to the "bi" region than some.
-The Spatula Messiah
The Spatula Messiah
> that's funny. he looks just like a close friend I used to party with
> heavily..that guy was fucking smart but fucking drug addled
> too...fuckin righteous. Was always wondering if jason was all
> that..it appears he is. props. werd n shit.
Well, if you're enough of a Smith fan, check out the DVD versions of his movies, with all the
commentaries and extras and shit. You see some of the real Jason Mewes there; he's kinda like his
character. To use a bad cliché, Jay is Mewes "with the volume turned way up." The almost-constant
stupor, the random comments, and the just-not-getting-it seem real, but the real guy seems much quieter
than the character. Shy, even.
-The Spatula Messiah
The Spatula Messiah
Zee wrote:
> >Fine. I like fish. They're cool.
> >
>
> I do, too. I'm especially fond of salmon. Not to eat, though, I mean, to me
> salmon tastes a lot like what I imagine cat food tastes like and since I've not
> yet completed my metamorphosis into vampire cat woman, I don't like cat food.
Heh. Well, some cat food is made from fish, but you could probably just cut your
teeth on the stuff made from meat instead... well, I hate to advocate meat to
anyone, but we don't get many vegetarian vampire cat women, so...
> But I think salmon are very interesting. I once watched three one-hour
> documentaries about salmon on the Nature Channel back-to-back, much to the
> amusement of my mother who said that even salmon didn't think salmon were that
> interesting.
I don't know too much about salmon, but they seemed cool. One thing that always
gave me a weirdly contented feeling was that part of the Aquarium where you take
the ramp down into the underwater area and you see salmon swimming by above you
through the window in the ceiling. You know, "Above you are young Coho salmon.
They were hatched last Spring..."
-The Spatula Messiah
im just a bill
>linkin park..or <insert bubgum metal band name>
d'oh.....i think i was like the only one at the nj jerry show with big pants.
b!ll((8))
~trendsettah~
im just a bill
>
>
isnt that an oxymoron nowadays?
b!ll((8))
~hoo hoo hoo~
im just a bill
>movies, with all the
>commentaries and extras and shit. You see some of the real Jason Mewes
>there; he's kinda like his
>character. To use a bad cliché, Jay is Mewes "with the volume turned way
>up." The almost-constant
>stupor, the random comments, and the just-not-getting-it seem real, but the
>real guy seems much quieter
>than the character. Shy, even.
>
jay also worked the register at jay and silent bob's secret stash in red bank
nj...i met him there a few times...i dont think he works it much anymore
though.nice guy.
b!ll((8))
~snoochie boochies~
Melinda W
news:3b622686...@news.aracnet.com...
, Jason Mewes ruined the take (he was lying
> ><(((()))*>on the floor in a drug-induced stupor).
> that's funny. he looks just like a close friend I used to party with
> heavily..that guy was fucking smart but fucking drug addled
> too...fuckin righteous. Was always wondering if jason was all
> that..it appears he is. props. werd n shit.
Not so much. The most intellegent people I know are "drug addled". It's
the only way to deal with the shit.
Of course, that's on their off time. No super-intellegent people I know are
stoned on the job or when their kids are up and active. That's just not
intellegent.
Mel
Melinda W
> ><(((()))*>outta site wrote:
> ><(((()))*>
> ><(((()))*>>
> ><(((()))*>> ><(((()))*>~~my favorite artist makes a guest appearance in
chasing amy~~
> ><(((()))*>> ><(((()))*>~~~anyone care to guess who it is?~~~
> ><(((()))*>> stan lee, dumbass.
> ><(((()))*>
> ><(((()))*>Other movie, jackass.
> ><(((()))*>
> ><(((()))*>-The Spatula Messiah
> ><(((()))*>~if you're going to get so angry at the game that you feel the
need to curse the TV, try
> ><(((()))*>not to gay-bash, okay?~
> ><(((()))*>
> gay-bash? mmmm....kayyyy....what are you, gay?
Eh? Hey, all the posting amaic chicks are bi, with the exception of Joanna
and k....maybe Spat man is too. Good for him. More fantasy material for
me!
Mel
Melinda W
> ><(((()))*>>
> ><(((()))*>>~random cell cough I thought of the statement jerry-viking-god
thing
> ><(((()))*>>and all teh ng chciks wnating to get into his pants
> ><(((()))*>
> ><(((()))*>No, no, no, it's not about getting into Jerry's pants, it's
about getting Jerry
> ><(((()))*>out of them.
> ><(((()))*>
> ><(((()))*>
> ><(((()))*> *zee*
> linkin park..or <insert bubgum metal band name>
Godsmack = Linkin Park? No. Everyone has their opinion, and you know that
I respect the fact that you have the right to yours...just 'cause I love
you, ya know, but I love Godsmack. Just have to state that.
Mel
>
Melinda W
> ><(((()))*>I guess I'm in the minority here when I say that I was thrilled
to hear him
> ><(((()))*>play almost all AIC stuff. AIC is one of my favorite bands of
all time, and
> ><(((()))*>I never saw them back in the day (although I've been a fan
since 91), so I
> ><(((()))*>couldn't be happier to see the man behind AIC play these
fantastic songs
> score 1 more for the jerry vs layne argument. can't argue there.
> lets just say I get more enjoyment out of jerry's solo material more
> than layne's. ;-) <------------stupid smiley, but what the fuck
Screw it. I like smiley's. They are trite, but they work.
Melinda W
> ><(((()))*>>> You never talk about fish.
> ><(((()))*>>
> ><(((()))*>>Fine. I like fish. They're cool.
> ><(((()))*>>
> ><(((()))*>
> ><(((()))*>I do, too. I'm especially fond of salmon. Not to eat, though,
I mean, to me
> ><(((()))*>salmon tastes a lot like what I imagine cat food tastes like
and since I've not
> ><(((()))*>yet completed my metamorphosis into vampire cat woman, I don't
like cat food.
> pretty sure vampier cat-women don't eat cat-food..wel not store bought
> corporate old cow parts cat food, their kind of cat food is probably a
> bit more romantic...ina human eating sort of way...
Speaking of lady vampires and such, are there any Vampirella fans here,
besides me, of course?
Mel
Zee
The transformations they make when they're returning to their home grounds to
spawn are amazing. (My favorite shirt that I no longer have & really need to
try and replace had an awesome line drawing of a Coho and said: "Spawn or
die!" Technically, it should be "spawn AND die" because that's what happens,
but it was a rad shirt.)
>One thing that always
>gave me a weirdly contented feeling was that part of the Aquarium where you
>take
>the ramp down into the underwater area and you see salmon swimming by above
>you
>through the window in the ceiling. You know, "Above you are young Coho
>salmon.
>They were hatched last Spring..."
My grandmother always jokes that even actual marine biologists aren't as
interested in watching fish as I am. I don't have a very good brain for
scientific stuff or I might have studied biology or zoology. (On the other
hand, if my math skills were better I would have gone into chemistry. I love
science, I'm just v-e-r-y slow at learning it.) Anywhere I go that has an
aquarium I will always insist on going to the aquarium. I really like the ones
that have the shallow pools where you can touch various marine animals. At the
New England Aquarium I once got to pet a ray (they feel just like mucus, ugh,
but it was neat, anyhow)...they had a few in a tank and they'd cut their
stingers off. Some poor kid volunteer who was watching the tank actually had
to go get one of the marine biologists on staff to come out and convince me
that the rays didn't suffer from the tail cutting.
*zee*
Zee
>> corporate old cow parts cat food, their kind of cat food is probably a
>> bit more romantic...ina human eating sort of way...
*Literal* eating of people doesn't seem very romantic to me, but if you're
speaking of the euphemistic term, that's another thing altogether. I always
like to tell people that I smoke because I have an oral fixation, after all.
LOL. I'm just hoping I'll grow fangs. Fangs are cool.
>Speaking of lady vampires and such, are there any Vampirella fans here,
>besides me, of course?
>
>
I'm a sometime Vampirella fan. I go through phases.
*zee*
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><(((()))*>news:3b6221b6...@news.aracnet.com...
><(((()))*>> ><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>> ><(((()))*>>~random cell cough I thought of the statement jerry-viking-god
><(((()))*>> ><(((()))*>>and all teh ng chciks wnating to get into his pants
><(((()))*>> ><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>> ><(((()))*>No, no, no, it's not about getting into Jerry's pants, it's
><(((()))*>> ><(((()))*>out of them.
><(((()))*>> ><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>> ><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>> ><(((()))*> *zee*
><(((()))*>> what if he had realy. really big pants...oh wait..that's godsmack..or
><(((()))*>> linkin park..or <insert bubgum metal band name>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>Godsmack = Linkin Park? No. Everyone has their opinion, and you know that
><(((()))*>I respect the fact that you have the right to yours...just 'cause I love
><(((()))*>you, ya know, but I love Godsmack. Just have to state that.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>Mel
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
yeah, but the point was not that godsmack is anything like linkin
park, but that they are all pretty much wearing large pants. see the
joke started with me saing that girls wanted into jerry's pants...and
someone <ZEE?> said that not get into, but dget the pants off and I
said but what if he had really big poants and then you know..jI aint'
never seen jerry saggin so ...
~they've got the look~
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><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>The transformations they make when they're returning to their home grounds to
><(((()))*>spawn are amazing. (My favorite shirt that I no longer have & really need to
><(((()))*>try and replace had an awesome line drawing of a Coho and said: "Spawn or
><(((()))*>die!" Technically, it should be "spawn AND die" because that's what happens,
><(((()))*>but it was a rad shirt.)
everyone I know that comes back from alaska has at least one "spawn
till you die" tshirt. the funniest one ever was the one fish, two
fish, dead fish, blue fish. (at least I think that's how it went.
been a while., it might have been an alaskan amber (excellent beer
btw) shirt.
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><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>outta site wrote:
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>> ><(((()))*>~if you're going to get so angry at the game that you feel the need to curse the TV, try
><(((()))*>> ><(((()))*>not to gay-bash, okay?~
><(((()))*>> ><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>> gay-bash? mmmm....kayyyy....what are you, gay?
><(((()))*>> you're not referring to what's her name..joey?
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>> okay, then I give. who was it?
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>Sorry, guess I should have put quotes around it. Line from Chasing Amy. Banky's getting his ass
><(((()))*>kicked at video hocky, and saying things like "would you look at these fags?" and "Your dike-hoarding
><(((()))*>ass just got me scored on." Holden finally responds with that quote.
yeah, I remember than now. that was funny! anyhow...serious about
who the artist is, I care now.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>> ~post of many questions~
><(((()))*>> ~~not the least of which..is spat-mess gay?~~
><(((()))*>> ~~~c'mon, you can tell _us_~~~
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>Serious question?
><(((()))*>Aw, why not? Well, I'm straight, but have a few bisexual tendancies. I believe that people aren't
><(((()))*>really "gay"/"straight"/"bi" with no middle ground; there's more like a spectrum. So I'm still in the
><(((()))*>"straight" region on the sliding scale, but closer to the "bi" region than some.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>-The Spatula Messiah
><(((()))*>
strictly a matter of hygeine with me, alright? I really don't care
who does what, but when I'm involved in the thing, there is no going
to the poo zone...just not like that. me personally...hey, I'm just
as homo as the next guy, but to misquote someone famous (I think it's
kinneson) How can some guy be at a party and actually get drunk enough
to look at another guys hairy ass and say to themselves "Man! I gotta
get me some of that!" so look. I admit it....I looooooove bisexual
nekkid chicks. can't get enough of em. but guys can keep to
themselves, thanks. I danced around this thing for years feeling bad
about it and the way I felt, but I finally just accepted my
piggishness and just don't care what anyone thinks. I think chicks
kissing (in particular hot chicks...oh man, that wild things scene was
the fucking greatest...) is one of the coolest things ever.
although people like to quote the bible regarding homosexuality, I
dare you to show me where it says "thou woman shalt not fuck thine
woman with a giant rubber dick"
Hell, the old testament is depressing...guys daughters get him drunk
and fuck him to get pregnant..? and this was acceptible to god!
then he said that it was BAD . if god don't wnat us to do that, HOW
COME HE DIDN"T MAKE MORE PEOPLE THEN?? (at least to start off wiht)
Not that I do that, I like to encourage genetic diversity...unlike
english royalty...I seem to remember a couple monty python sketches
regarding the running of the nitwits or the gadfly olympics or
something which always consisted of genuine english nobility basically
running into each other and miscellaneous objects and getting lost in
the middle of an open field and such...
anyhow...I've spate enough for one post.
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><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>isnt that an oxymoron nowadays?
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>b!ll((8))
><(((()))*>~hoo hoo hoo~
yeah, not when he sits and whines about imus alla time. there is some
funny shit....but stuyff is getting definitely weirder around here for
the morning and afternoon shows on the local rock stations...
The Spatula Messiah
im just a bill wrote:
> jay also worked the register at jay and silent bob's secret stash in red bank
> nj...i met him there a few times...i dont think he works it much anymore
> though.nice guy.
>
> b!ll((8))
> ~snoochie boochies~
Who the fuck talks like that? _That_ is fucking baby talk!
-The Spatula Messiah
Zee
>joke started with me saing that girls wanted into jerry's pants...and
>someone <ZEE?>
Yeah, that was me. If someone's talking about Jerry and nudity, it's usually
me.
Unless, of course, it's Dog.
said that not get into, but dget the pants off and I
>said but what if he had really big poants and then you know..jI aint'
>never seen jerry saggin so ...
>
He's rock solid, that boy is.
*zee*
The Spatula Messiah
outta site wrote:
> there is some
> funny shit....but stuyff is getting definitely weirder around here for
> the morning and afternoon shows on the local rock stations...
Sadly, the people who gravitate towards rock stations tend to also go for
those
I'm-like-Howard-Stern-only-never-even-remotely-funny-but-I-think-I'm-cool-and-edgy-so-I'll-do-an-all-shock-value-show
morons. The alternative station in Chicago wastes its morning with
Mancow. And the new rock station here in Cleveland doesn't even have DJs
most of the day... but they get Opie and Anthony.
-The Spatula Messiah
~tonight on Sick Sad World~
im just a bill
>
OK TERIFFIC!
b!ll((8))
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><(((()))*>>joke started with me saing that girls wanted into jerry's pants...and
><(((()))*>>someone <ZEE?>
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>Yeah, that was me. If someone's talking about Jerry and nudity, it's usually
><(((()))*>me.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>Unless, of course, it's Dog.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*> said that not get into, but dget the pants off and I
><(((()))*>>said but what if he had really big poants and then you know..jI aint'
><(((()))*>>never seen jerry saggin so ...
><(((()))*>>
><(((()))*>He's rock solid, that boy is.
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*> *zee*
><(((()))*>
><(((()))*>
I didn't mean that dammit! I was talking about his style...aw what
the hell, you'll have a innuendo or uphamistic comeback fo rthat
too...okay. we've all agreed that any poist with zee or dog that
involves jerry is basically going to be about sex. I mean. come
on...do9n't yo think that jerry wants to be appreciated for his mind
sometimes?
yeah, I know the answer to that one.