HETEROSEXUAL QUESTIONNAIRE
Fred Cherry
> HETEROSEXUAL QUESTIONNAIRE
>1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
The Pussy
>2. When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?
The first time I gazed upon The Pussy in All of Its Glory, I said to
myself, "That's for me."
>3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you
> may grow out of?
As long as there are Pussies, I will never give up heterosexuality.
>4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of
> others of the same sex?
I don't consider it a neurotic fear when faggots threaten me.
>5. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible
> that all you need is a good gay or lesbian lover?
A lesbian lover would be fine.
>6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did
> they react?
To various charming young women. They reacted with horror.
>7. Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your
> life-style?
I wish I COULD seduce an attractive young woman.
>8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Why can't you
> just be what you are and keep quiet about it?
Because my life style is against the law in the United States of America.
If the laws that criminalize prostitution were ever repealed, I would keep
quiet about it.
>9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual knowing the
> problems that they'd face?
I do not have children.
>10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual.
> Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual
> teachers?
Well that's a lie. Look at how popular NAMBLA is in the homosexual
newsgroups. Look at how the homosexual newsgroup soc.motts gives NAMBLA a
free plug in its FAQ.
>11. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate
> is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among
> heterosexuals?
There are more stable relationships among hets than among homos.
>12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
Who doesn't?
>13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race
> survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?
By using condoms, or else by getting themselves surgically sterilized.
>14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't
> you fear (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the
> direction of her/his own leanings?
Any therapist is going to do that.
>15. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to
> compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop your
> natural, healthy homosexual potential?
If I ever had a homosexual potential, the homosexuals I have encountered
in my life have killed it.
>16. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have
> been developed that might enable you to change if you really
> want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
Actually I have a problem with my sex drive. I will have to find some way
of lowering it. Right now it's all in my head. I will have to find some
way of lowering it to my genitals.
jo...@world.std.com (Fred Cherry)
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Duke of Vulgaria
Grand Muff-Diver of Jerusalem
Elector of Homophobia
& Baron of Gray Matter
Fred Cherry
>In article <35BA0F...@concentric.net>, WKie...@concentric.net wrote:
>> Rev. Billy wrote:
>> >
>> > HETEROSEXUAL QUESTIONNAIRE
>> >
>> > 1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
>>
>> None of your business.
>>
>> > 2. When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?
>>
>> None of your business.
>>
>> > 3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you
>> > may grow out of?
>>
>> None of your business.
>>
>> > 4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of
>> > others of the same sex?
>>
>> None of your business.
>>
>> > 5. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible
>> > that all you need is a good gay or lesbian lover?
>>
>> None of your business.
>>
>> > 6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did
>> > they react?
>>
>> None of your business.
>>
>> > 7. Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your
>> > life-style?
>>
>> None of your business.
>>
>> > 8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Why can't you
>> > just be what you are and keep quiet about it?
>>
>> None of your business.
>>
>> > 9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual knowing the
>> > problems that they'd face?
>>
>> None of your business.
>>
>> > 10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual.
>> > Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual
>> > teachers?
>>
>> How I feel on that issue is none of your business.
>>
>> > 11. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate
>> > is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among
>> > heterosexuals?
>>
>> How I feel on that issue is none of your business.
>>
>> > 12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
>>
>> How I feel on that issue is none of your business.
>>
>> > 13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race
>> > survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?
>>
>> How I feel on that issue is none of your business.
>>
>> > 14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't
>> > you fear (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the
>> > direction of her/his own leanings?
>>
>> None of your business.
>>
>> > 15. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to
>> > compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop your
>> > natural, healthy homosexual potential?
>>
>> None of your business.
>>
>> > 16. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have
>> > been developed that might enable you to change if you really
>> > want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
>>
>> None of your business.
>>
>> At least I'm consistent, aren't I?
>You might tell all those sanctimonious religious fanatics
>who keep barging into our homosexuality to butt out,
>it's none of their business.
YOU might tell the official NAMBLA spokesmen to stop barging into any
newsgroup that they feel like barging into, instead of attacking me when I
flame them. They have two newsgroups of their own. Tell them to stay
there.
>--
>John
>NOTE: "From" address is deliberately wrong.
>My correct e-mail address is:
>desalvio["AT" SYMBOL]monitor.net
Almost everything you write is deliberately wrong.
jo...@world.std.com (Fred Cherry)
you have junk mail
Vernon Judisch
Fred Cherry wrote in message ...
>YOU might tell the official NAMBLA spokesmen to stop barging into any
>newsgroup that they feel like barging into, instead of attacking me when I
>flame them. They have two newsgroups of their own. Tell them to stay
>there.
>
>
>jo...@world.std.com (Fred Cherry)
>
Curious. What is your "home" NG ?
L. Michael Roberts
alt.moron.crosposting.bigot.homophobe.whore-lover ???
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Fred Cherry
>Vernon Judisch wrote:
>>
>> Fred Cherry wrote in message ...
>>
>> >YOU might tell the official NAMBLA spokesmen to stop barging into any
>> >newsgroup that they feel like barging into, instead of attacking me when I
>> >flame them. They have two newsgroups of their own. Tell them to stay
>> >there.
>> >
>> >
>> >jo...@world.std.com (Fred Cherry)
>> >
>> Curious. What is your "home" NG ?
> alt.moron.crosposting.bigot.homophobe.whore-lover ???
In the immortal words of Gene Ward Smith:
"Fuck your ass with broken glass!"
(Copyright 1995 by Gene Ward Smith)
>+====================== L. Michael Roberts ======================+
> This represents my personal opinion and NOT Company policy
> Burlington, Ont, Canada - to reply, remove 'SpamSux' from my address
>+==================================================================+
I have complied with your request to remove "SpamSux" from your address.
jo...@world.std.com (Fred Cherry)
Fred Cherry
>Fred Cherry wrote:
>> desa...@monitor.net (John De Salvio) writes:
>>
>> >You might tell all those sanctimonious religious fanatics
>> >who keep barging into our homosexuality to butt out,
>> >it's none of their business.
>>
>> YOU might tell the official NAMBLA spokesmen to stop barging into any
>> newsgroup that they feel like barging into, instead of attacking me when I
>> flame them. They have two newsgroups of their own. Tell them to stay
>> there.
>You should talk - or, rather, you shouldn't!
>How 'bout I save this little diatribe for every time you spam your crap
>onto an off-topic newsgroup - like you just did with this one?
Your Highness, like all tyrants, believes in censorship, and, like all
tyrants comes up with the lamest excuses to justify that censorship.
Why doesn't Your Highness create Your own moderated newsgroup? Then Your
Highness can can limit postings to those that glorify and exalt faggotry
and dykery, in accordance with Your Highness' wishes.
>You've proven yourself either a liar or a moron with insisting that I said I
>lived in NY - why on earth would you want to add hypocrite to the list?
I said that you live in the Boro Park section of Brooklyn, NY, and this is
obvious from your postings. How else would you know so many little details
about that section of Brooklyn?
jo...@world.std.com (Fred Cherry)
P.S. Gay Kocken
Ezekiel Krahlin
wrote:
>>1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
>
>The Pussy
God forbid you could actually have any love for a partner. You
objectify women down to one single thing.
>>2. When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?
>
>The first time I gazed upon The Pussy in All of Its Glory, I said to
>myself, "That's for me."
But it's not for you. Neither the female, nor any of her organs is for
you. You do not own any human being, or any part of her. Any woman in
her right mind would avoid Fred Cherry like the plague.
>>3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you
>> may grow out of?
>
>As long as there are Pussies, I will never give up heterosexuality.
That's not heterosexuality that you have, you pathetic clown. It's a
psychosis called "heterocentrism".
>>5. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible
>> that all you need is a good gay or lesbian lover?
>
>A lesbian lover would be fine.
Too fine for you, forever. You are a very self-centered and violent
human being. You have basically warned every living creature to keep
away from you, thanks to all the vile expletives you have spammed on
Usenet...which you think passes for real communication. You've cooked
your own goose...but still, even a mongrel would turn its nose away
from you.
>>6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did
>> they react?
>
>To various charming young women. They reacted with horror.
No surprise there.
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Ezekiel Krahlin
wrote:
>Why doesn't Your Highness create Your own moderated newsgroup? Then Your
>Highness can can limit postings to those that glorify and exalt faggotry
>and dykery, in accordance with Your Highness' wishes.
The gay newsgroups are intended for gays and lesbians to discuss
social and political issues among ourselves. They were never designed
to invite homophobes to voice their blasphemy in those groups. You
have plenty of other groups just for that purpose.
This has nothing to do with free speech...and has everything to do
violent and hateful attacks and intrusions by some of the ugliest
lowlife this world has ever seen, including of course Fred Cherry.
You only get away with spewing your vermin around, because Usenet is
still working on a viable solution of censoring genuine spam and hate
attacks, while maintaining an open board of free speakers. Just as the
Internet community is coming up with workable solutions for commercial
spam, we will also find ways to censor violently inappropriate
articles from flooding gay newsgroups. And when they begin arresting
the worst perpetrators, you, my silly goose, shall be at the top of
that list.
Among other things, you are guilty of intentional sabotage of the gay
community's efforts to develop a platform of solidarity in order to
gain our rights to equality. Some day, you will be fined, imprisoned,
or even put to death, for the crime of treason.
Have a nice day.
J. Villagomez
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> HETEROSEXUAL QUESTIONNAIRE
>
> 1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
Peer pressure. I was told all the cool people were doing it.
Its an addiction really. Once I had a woman, I just wanted more. I
thought of a twelve step program, but well, they want you to belive in
god, and Im an atheist. Besides, I dont think Im really hurting anyone.
>
> 2. When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?
>
I suppose my teens, see above for the how.
> 3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you
> may grow out of?
No, I tried to kick the habit, but when I look at guys, it just doesnt
work.
>
> 4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of
> others of the same sex?
I suppose its possible, but I dont think so. I mean do you think Im
neurotic? Do I act neurotic? Geez, what are you trying to say here?!?
>
> 5. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible
> that all you need is a good gay or lesbian lover?
Like I said, I look at a guy and I think, "Hed be fun to play football
with" or "Hed be good to go to a bar and pick up chicks with" Sleep
with? I try to think it but it just doesnt work.
Maybe youre right, but I just cant seem to get to that point.
>
> 6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did
> they react?
A mixed bag.
Some thought I was trying to hide something. Most thought nothing of it.
Some, the gays who have hit on me, expressed some surprise I guess.
>
> 7. Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your
> life-style?
>
I dont think I have. Well, there was this one girl, but I thought she
was willing. I mean I enjoy it, its fun, so its a little addictive, so
what? Shouldn't I share what I enjoy with my friends?
> 8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Why can't you
> just be what you are and keep quiet about it?
>
I try to. But sometimes youre in bar, with a girl, your both a little
buzzed, the moment is there, you forget youre in public . . .
Hey, were not all perfect.
> 9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual knowing the
> problems that they'd face?
Whatever works for them really. I mean Ive enjoyed it, and I hope theyll
at least consider it. But if they dont want to deal with the
misunderstandings, the accusations of unoriginality, the pressure to
conform, the discrimination, and all that, Ill understand.
>
> 10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual.
> Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual
> teachers?
As long as the teachers dont expose themselves to the children.
>
> 11. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate
> is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among
> heterosexuals?
Do I really have to get into this? Dissolution of family bonds, culture
of immediate gratification, disposable everyting. And we have more
difficulty understanding each other being different sexes.
>
> 12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
>
It fun. That was a stupid question. Its also addictive, see #1.
> 13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race
> survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?
>
Space travel? Nahhh....
Besides, just because were hetero, doesnt mean were going to add to
population growth. I mean really, its just this sort of stereotypical
bullshit that pisses me off about society's attitude towards
heterosexuals. Why cant you just let us be.
> 14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't
> you fear (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the
> direction of her/his own leanings?
>
Dont have a therapist. Have friends instead. Both kinds.
> 15. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to
> compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop your
> natural, healthy homosexual potential?
Look, Im happy the way I am. Why cant you all accept that?!?!? Besides,
I tried to develop it, it just didnt work.
>
> 16. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have
> been developed that might enable you to change if you really
> want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
>
No, I told you, Im addicted, but mostly I am happy.
I have considered cosmetic surgery though. I mean think about it, all
the good looking guys are gay. If I became better looking, would I
become gay too? Maybe hetero's are that way because we cant compete, so
we have to settle for women.
--
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Rev. Billy
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you
may grow out of?
4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of
others of the same sex?
5. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible
that all you need is a good gay or lesbian lover?
6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did
they react?
7. Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your
life-style?
8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Why can't you
just be what you are and keep quiet about it?
9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual knowing the
problems that they'd face?
10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual.
Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual
teachers?
11. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate
is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among
heterosexuals?
12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race
survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?
14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't
you fear (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the
direction of her/his own leanings?
15. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to
compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop your
natural, healthy homosexual potential?
16. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have
been developed that might enable you to change if you really
want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
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