[GN] Ex-gay in the gay personals
Sam Damon
I found this amusing. What do you think of this guy? An ex-gay who still
wants to be listed under the gay category. I don't think he's going to have
much success finding a woman... Ah, these silly Frenchmen. Kristen Bjorn
was right.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KZNZRZ
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Chief Thracian
wrote:
>I found this amusing. What do you think of this guy? An ex-gay who still
>wants to be listed under the gay category.
His ad says: "I'd like to meet girls (no men, I'd enough)". By the
looks of him, I'd say he's had *more than enough men...way too many.
Oooo, but check out this Isreali hunk (he's so gorgeous, I'm surprised
he wasn't brave enough to include a better photo):
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KUKUKZ
I downloaded the photo, and used an image viewer to enlarge it: he's a
beauty! And he's listed in the "over 40" range...more power to 'im.
Check out those burly gams!
I wanted to rate him as "10", but when I clicked on the link, up
popped the image of a different dude (also a hottie, though; just
different skin color). Then, when I click on the "continue" link, yet
another dude popped up...gorgeous face. Well, they need to patch up
their database, obviously. Or are some clever souls paying the service
to funnel off high ratings of others, for their own? (You know, like
Internet search engines.)
Oh, yeah, there's more:
I certainly woudn't kick this one out of bed (unless it was his turn
to fix breakfast):
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ALGUS
He just needs to get a better photo without red-eye...makes him look
like some sort of demon from a grade-B sci-fi flick.
And this guy, this guy's nothing but trouble...I can tell just by the
way he looks at me:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=RQALH
But he's from London, and that's a big plus in my book!
This one who hides most of his face behind a baseball cap, looks to me
verrry sexy and fun. Oh, those very kissable lips, and that sexy nose!
I'll bet he's fun to wrestle:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NMNUKM
This one's obviously a bed-wetter. Don't know if I could deal with
that:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KUKYRZ
Uh-oh, this one's trouble, I'm sure...definitely *not monogamous:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=A8BE
Looks like a doll to me, just camera shy (IOW, he's a lot more
gorgeous than he realizes...get 'im while this lasts!):
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KQKLAZ
Omigod, I just found my ticket to Holland citizenship (a real Dutch
treat):
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NMNZHR
Sigh. This hunk's interested in "Asean people" and "Asean culture".
(Was that an occidental spelling? Whatever, I like 'em dumb and
pretty. I'm into Cork-Asians myself...think he wants a cork up his? I
don't know if I'd ever get around to that; I'd be licking that manly
chest for days...oooooh!)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8GYGE
Stay away from this one, who says: "people who appreciate sincerity
flock to me":
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NMKSNE
Actually, his haughty demeanor makes him many times less cute than he
could be! He thinks too much of himself, and not enough about his
Self.
Work those pecs...gravity is already taking its toll for one so
hung...er, "young":
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KENLEU
This one hunts alligators. NOT a pretty picture. 'Nuff said.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8HRRL
And this hot dude's from Ottawa...but there'll be no cold winter
nights bunking up with *this buddy:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8OZGU
(Oh, darn, he's a top.)
Okay now, let's check out the young'uns:
If you're into Harvard Goth:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KUSSR8
(I'm not, just so you know.)
This one fancies himself a "gay robin hood". So I'm poor; bring me the
loot, then we'll talk! (Did I say I'll do anything more than talk?
Dreamer!)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OEESA
This one brags: " I am honest with people and I dont bullshit. I
expect nothing less from a person than just to be honest."
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KZGQA8
So where's the picture? Who does he think he is anyways: Caspar the
honest ghost?
This hunk from Montana will definitely keep me down on the farm (and
down on my knees, too):
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ERSQH
I have no doubts that this one's a hot lover; such a dreamy-handsome
mug:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NMNQB8
Just wish I were back east!
He lives in Sydney, and he's *still looking for fun? What's wrong with
that picture? (Maybe because he claims to be 20, but he's obviously
12!):
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KQOUHY
This guy just wants to know if we think he's hot or not...but the
teeth, oh those teeth are blinding me; how can I see?
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NMNMSS
This cutie will certainly keep my hands full:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NMKYBR
If this handsome stallion is seeking romance, then why the heck is he
posing with his present lover? Jeesh!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KZAMH8
Stand back, Tom Cruise. You're history!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ALEZO
This guy's a real swinger (you've been warned). I certainly wouldn't
mind going out on a limb with this chimp...er, chap:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KQRYNL
He's already in position:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KENUKE
Even Krishna is on this list. What's up with that? I guess even
deities get lonely sometimes, too. (Just imagine what he could do with
all those hands!)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OZG8B
This one's VERY huggable:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NMGMAU
Stay away from this one; he's a devil worshipper (though I'd rather
worship him!):
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8HUAQ
This one's a real dog, though not without considerable tail-wagging
appeal:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KUOUKZ
Not just for breakfast any more (Yum!):
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=RQHRN
Oh no! My lover's on this list, too! How embarrassing.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=RUSYH
Should I tell him I know, or just play dumb? Guess I just don't
satisfy him any more. (And here I thought he loved me for my mind;
turned out it was just the food stamps!)
Well, now that I've wasted everyone's time for at LEAST a half hour,
it's time for me to go. Bye!
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