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Alert! U.S. Gays in Imminent Danger of Holocaust
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EMERGENCY WARNING! ALL GOOD GAY FOLKS STAND UP AND LISTEN!

(c) 2000 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(Jehovah's Queer Witness)

(Note: I use the new words "Hellene" and "Thracian" throughout this
document, to indicate "Lesbian/Gay Community", and "Gay Men",
respectively. We'll keep the word "lesbian" because it's been a great
word all along. Thanks to FireWeaver for conjuring up "Hellene" for our
family, after I proposed "Thracian" to replace "gay man".)

There is a strong likelihood that "W" will be our next president. Why?
Because those who hate Hellene people more than Hitler, who would have
normally voted Democrat, will instead make a unanimous clamor for George
W. Bush.

This is no silly game here, folks. I am *not deluded. He who speaks
through me is truly Jesus of Nazareth. It is he who directs my hands as
they move across the keyboard. Our Good Lord (who is true-blue 100%
thracian) wants me to tell our Family that we only have a 2-month window
of opportunity, in which to escape the clutches of Bush's proclamation
that all known and suspected homosexuals must be removed from the spaces
in which "decent hetero folk" dwell.

Say what? That's everywhere, dudes & dudettes! Soon, the "cc" in your
e-mail may be a new postal code to separate "concentration camp" mail
from the larger society. So what to do? What to do?

Come to Northern California, and I will protect all my Hellenic sisters
and brothers within these borders: to the southern boundary of Santa
Cruz County (and eastward on the same lattitude), bounded by the Pacific
Ocean on the west, north boundary abutting Oregon (as it has been for
quite some time), and the eastern boundary shall end either at the
border of Nevada, or considerably much further east, as the situation
may deem.

San Francisco & Berkeley are already prepared to receive you. You can
even come penniless, naked, and with only one left hand :b , and you'd
still be welcome into our compassionate arms. Much of the Berkeley
homeless are professionally trained (by Yours Truly) as "urban priests
and shamans" to ease your transition to our proud, new nation of
ATHENIA. Right now, there is a terrible housing shortage due to the
present streaming in of Hellenic beauties that began just five days ago,
combined with the intense pressures of the dot-com yuppie invasion. So
many of you will go homeless for quite some time, before we can set up
decent housing after The War.

Not to worry though! My street shamans are the "creme de la creme" as
they say in our outpost in Gay Paree. Though homeless, you are
guaranteed to have the best time in your entire existence, ever! Don't
ask us how we do it, 'cause that'll ruin some of the surprises we have
in store for you.

-----------------------------

WELCOME TO ATHENIA
(WORLD'S FIRST GAY NATION)

by Ezekiel Joseph Krahlin

Christians call me Jesus,
Muslims call me Allah,
Hindus call me Krishna,
From here to Walla-Walla.

Lakota call me "Spirit",
Nubians call me "Noob".
And if you're afraid to hear it,
Get ready with the lube.

My boyfriend calls me "asshole"
When others call him "God".
Don't know why they say so,
But it strikes me kinda odd.

My Father he does love me
With a passion undeserved.
For he came from up above me,
That my body may be served.

I speak in riddles sometimes,
Or in parables and verse.
And it really is sublime
To listen to Mother Earth.

She says: children of the True Light
Welcome to our shores.
Cleanse yourselves of all your tears,
and any telltale sores.

Give yourselves a shower,
A shit and then a shave.
Then we give you the uniform
And you become our slave


Of love.


---finis

---
LAVENDER VELVET REVOLUTION!
Disgusted with our choices for next President?
Write me in: Ezekiel J. Krahlin, gay activist,
homeless and civil rights advocate. To make
an informed decision about me, peruse my website:
http://surf.to/gaybible


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Before you buy.

BirdTribe

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This plan sucks..

HTH
BT2000XL

ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> Alert! U.S. Gays in Imminent Danger of Holocaust
> -----------------------------------------------------------
> EMERGENCY WARNING! ALL GOOD GAY FOLKS STAND UP AND LISTEN!
>
> (c) 2000 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
> (Jehovah's Queer Witness)
>
> (Note: I use the new words "Hellene" and "Thracian" throughout this
> document, to indicate "Lesbian/Gay Community", and "Gay Men",
> respectively. We'll keep the word "lesbian" because it's been a great
> word all along. Thanks to FireWeaver for conjuring up "Hellene" for our
> family, after I proposed "Thracian" to replace "gay man".)
>
> There is a strong likelihood that "W" will be our next president. Why?
> Because those who hate Hellene people more than Hitler, who would have
> normally voted Democrat, will instead make a unanimous clamor for George
> W. Bush.
>
> This is no silly game here, folks. I am *not deluded. He who speaks
> through me is truly Jesus of Nazareth.

--
* Nature is the most politically explosive issue in the world *

Relayer

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
<snip>

> (Note: I use the new words "Hellene" and "Thracian" throughout this
> document, to indicate "Lesbian/Gay Community", and "Gay Men",
> respectively. We'll keep the word "lesbian" because it's been a great
> word all along. Thanks to FireWeaver for conjuring up "Hellene" for our
> family, after I proposed "Thracian" to replace "gay man".)
<snip>

> This is no silly game here, folks. I am *not deluded. He who speaks
> through me is truly Jesus of Nazareth. It is he who directs my hands as
> they move across the keyboard. Our Good Lord (who is true-blue 100%
> thracian)

I find that pretty hard to swallow...

>San Francisco & Berkeley are already prepared to receive you. You can
even come penniless, naked, and with only one left hand :b

*only* one left hand, eh? something I'm missing here?

wisedemon

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<ezek...@my-deja.com> wrote in message:

> Alert! U.S. Gays in Imminent Danger of Holocaust

Oh my God <chuckles>... Believe me when I tell you that gays have nothing
to worry about from GWB - its humanity in general that should be worrying.
_______________
Hechalsimamzael 231=93
http://wisedemon.homestead.com

ezek...@my-deja.com

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In article <39C8C0BD...@dreamtheater.zzn.com>,
Relayer <rel...@dreamtheater.zzn.com> wrote:

> ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
> > This is no silly game here, folks. I am *not deluded. He who speaks
> > through me is truly Jesus of Nazareth.
>
> I find that pretty hard to swallow...

You need practice. Keep suckin' on my big fat joystick. Harder,
harder. Deeper, deeper. Practice makes perfect. Swallow it all, don't
spit anything out. The cure for AIDS is in my semen.

> >San Francisco & Berkeley are already prepared to receive you. You can
> even come penniless, naked, and with only one left hand :b
>
> *only* one left hand, eh? something I'm missing here?

Yes, you're sense of humor.

ezek...@my-deja.com

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In article <39C8AD34...@mindspring.com>,
bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:
> This plan sucks..

My big, fat juicy, perfectly cut wanger. Slide it in; don't choke.

ezek...@my-deja.com

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In article <vp4y5.4543$N66.4...@news1.rdc1.md.home.com>,

"wisedemon" <wise...@home.com> wrote:
> <ezek...@my-deja.com> wrote in message:
> > Alert! U.S. Gays in Imminent Danger of Holocaust
>
> Oh my God <chuckles>... Believe me when I tell you that gays
> have nothing to worry about from GWB -

Right; and an ursine doesn't defecate in the forest.

>its humanity in general that should be
>worrying.

They should be worrying about perpetraing homophobia. It's killing us in
droves all over the world.

This warning I posted came from a powerful, unexpected vision that
knocked me flat on the floor. It compelled me to write what I did. As
you can see, it's much more than a warning and a negative
projective...for it contains the promise of victory, joy, and
liberation.

BirdTribe

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <39C8AD34...@mindspring.com>,
> bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:
> > This plan sucks..
>
> My big, fat juicy, perfectly cut wanger. Slide it in; don't choke.

You sure sound like the president.. Too much Presidentianol
Polypenetrate with Homocystine complex no doubt.. Ask your doctor about
those side effects. They include coprophagic blithering.

BT2000XL

>
> ---
> LAVENDER VELVET REVOLUTION!
> Disgusted with our choices for next President?
> Write me in: Ezekiel J. Krahlin, gay activist,
> homeless and civil rights advocate. To make
> an informed decision about me, peruse my website:
> http://surf.to/gaybible
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

--

BirdTribe

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <vp4y5.4543$N66.4...@news1.rdc1.md.home.com>,
> "wisedemon" <wise...@home.com> wrote:
> > <ezek...@my-deja.com> wrote in message:
> > > Alert! U.S. Gays in Imminent Danger of Holocaust
> >
> > Oh my God <chuckles>... Believe me when I tell you that gays
> > have nothing to worry about from GWB -
>
> Right; and an ursine doesn't defecate in the forest.
>
> >its humanity in general that should be
> >worrying.
>
> They should be worrying about perpetraing homophobia. It's killing us in
> droves all over the world.

Death is getting us heterosexuals. The obituaries are crammed daily.

>
> This warning I posted came from a powerful, unexpected vision that
> knocked me flat on the floor.

"Mine eyes have seen the Glory and the cumming of the lord"

> It compelled me to write what I did. As
> you can see, it's much more than a warning and a negative
> projective...for it contains the promise of victory, joy, and
> liberation.

And free gay sex ..who you kidding..

wisedemon

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"BirdTribe" <bt20...@mindspring.com> wrote in message:
> ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:

> > "wisedemon" <wise...@home.com> wrote:
> > > > Alert! U.S. Gays in Imminent Danger of Holocaust
> > > Oh my God <chuckles>... Believe me when I tell you that gays
> > > have nothing to worry about from GWB -
> > Right; and an ursine doesn't defecate in the forest.

My point is... Gays are not the only ones who have to worry.
Everybody who post to this NG is either a Wiccan or a magickian of some
type... and good ole George is a right wing Christian... so? He has four
years to change the world - IF he lasts that long... I think the worst he's
going to do is screw us all financially...

> > >its humanity in general that should be
> > >worrying.
> > They should be worrying about perpetraing homophobia. It's killing us in
> > droves all over the world.
> Death is getting us heterosexuals. The obituaries are crammed daily.

Things have to get better... Just this year there was a public service
announce
-ment on the VMA's concerning the gay community... There *are* people
who are tolorant out there, and we are moving in that direction! (I hope...)

> > This warning I posted came from a powerful, unexpected vision that
> > knocked me flat on the floor.

Most visions do...

> "Mine eyes have seen the Glory and the cumming of the lord"

<Chuckle>

> > It compelled me to write what I did. As
> > you can see, it's much more than a warning and a negative
> > projective...for it contains the promise of victory, joy, and
> > liberation.
> And free gay sex ..who you kidding..

Nothing is ever completely free...

Relayer

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <39C8C0BD...@dreamtheater.zzn.com>,
> Relayer <rel...@dreamtheater.zzn.com> wrote:
> > ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
> > > This is no silly game here, folks. I am *not deluded. He who speaks
> > > through me is truly Jesus of Nazareth. It is he who directs my hands as
> they move across the keyboard. Our Good Lord (who is true-blue 100%
> thracian) ...I proposed "Thracian" to replace "gay man".

> >
> > I find that pretty hard to swallow...
>
> You need practice. Keep suckin' on my big fat joystick. Harder,
> harder. Deeper, deeper. Practice makes perfect. Swallow it all, don't
> spit anything out. The cure for AIDS is in my semen.

Pathetic. You loser.


>
> > >San Francisco & Berkeley are already prepared to receive you. You can
> > even come penniless, naked, and with only one left hand :b
> >
> > *only* one left hand, eh? something I'm missing here?
>
> Yes, you're sense of humor.

That was meant to be humour? So you're only pretending to be an idiot?

R.

ezek...@my-deja.com

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In article <J2cy5.6175$N66.5...@news1.rdc1.md.home.com>,

"wisedemon" <wise...@home.com> wrote:
> My point is... Gays are not the only ones who have to worry.
> Everybody who post to this NG is either a Wiccan or a magickian of
> some type...

Tell me something I don't know! However, don't try to tell me that the
Wiccan/Shaman/Pagan cultures are free of homophobia and heterocentrism!

But of course, your people are likewise endangered by the likes of Bush
and the Religious Reich. However, when push comes to shove in every
previous extermination, most of your threatened groups also condemned
gay people (including those within their groups), in hopes of protecting
their own skins.

So the persecution of gay people throughout history has always been
carried out by the tacit approval of so-called "alternative"
subcultures, not just by the mainstream bigots (who are only the tip of
the homophobic iceberg).

Gay hatred is the most widespread bigotry in the world; it is almost a
universal attitude...er, "sickness".

That is why, now, gay people get the honors. It is *our turn for
liberation...not yours.

And I am speaking as a powerful and honored Shaman/Wiccan/Pagan/
NeoChristian, myself.

> > And free gay sex ..who you kidding..

No one. And what is so wrong with free gay sex? Nothing! So down with
the sex clubs, the bath houses, and any other capitalistic hovel that
has the audacity to charge a fee for humans to partake in one of God's
loveliest of gifts, that springs freely from his heart (and loins of
course): GAY SEX !!!


--------------------------------------------------------------
Permission granted by author for anyone to distribute this
writing free of charge (including translation into any
language)...under condition that no profit is made therefrom,
and that it remain intact and complete, including title and
credit to the original author.

Ezekiel J. Krahlin
ezek...@my-deja.com http://surf.to/gaybible
--------------------------------------------------------------


READ ALL ABOUT IT

Š1998 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin


HEAR YE, HEAR YE! JESUS IS PEE
SHY! READ ALL ABOUT IT
In the New York Times,
The Homo Gazette,
The Black Muslim Fist,
The Lesbian Licker,
And the C.I.A. list!

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! JESUS HAS A
RECEDED HAIRLINE,
Appendectomy scar, and crooked
tooth!
He's a flaming faggot, and
activist bold;
Never owned a car, and is
fifty years old!

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! JESUS IS A
SATYRO-MANIAC,
Crazy 'bout butch and beefy bods!
He gets paid to get laid in the
bedrooms of heros and gods!
He gets his licks from a legion
of tricks:
Devoted comrades or teasers of
dicks!

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! WHAT JESUS
WANTS, JESUS GETS:
Six-six-six or sex-sex-sex!


---finis

ezek...@my-deja.com

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In article <39C9044F...@mindspring.com>,

bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:
> You sure sound like the president.. Too much Presidentianol
> Polypenetrate with Homocystine complex no doubt.. Ask your doctor
> about those side effects. They include coprophagic blithering.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I would have found your retort delightfully funny, but for one thing:
your implication that gay people are essentially shit-eaters. I take
great offense at such a slap in our gay-collective faces. You're now on
our hit list. You can run, but you can't hide, fucking homophobic
dullard.

ezek...@my-deja.com

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Relayer <rel...@dreamtheater.zzn.com> wrote:
> > The cure for AIDS is in my semen.
>
> Pathetic. You loser.

Be a good sport and roll over, will ya, mate?

> So you're only pretending to be an idiot?

It's been a most effective disguise thus far. Now, I shed my mask and
spread my wings over the entire planet.

Joker & Harley in Arkham <Joker & Harley in Arkham

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And you don't call what Lieberman said in Chicago dangerous?! I would
rather deal with the enemy I know than one who hides behind the words of
"Love" and protection, like Lieberman.

--
Scarlett
the spam fighting cat from California

ezek...@my-deja.com

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Addendum to my message to the wiccan/pagan/shaman churches:

You have until midnight, December 31 2000, to accomplish this endeavor
(of ridding your groups of homophobes). But each day delayed is only to
your shame and my Father's rage. Blessed be!

Jaguar

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> Addendum to my message to the wiccan/pagan/shaman churches:
> You have until midnight, December 31 2000, to accomplish this endeavor

Or what?

& how do you suggest we do this?

For the most part, sexuality is a personal thing.
You don't go around grilling hetro folk to see if they are homophobes.

Most Pagans are fairly open minded when it comes to sexual orientation.

& for those who are uncomfortable with homosexuality, making & having
friends with that sexual orientation quickly gets them over it.

Most pagans are people very interested in developing the self...
Learning to confront fear & overcoming it.
Homophobia just that. A fear.

Tossing someone out because of their fears will not help that person
overcome them. It will only strengthen the fear with resentment.
Helping that person overcome their fear & prejudice is better.
It breaks the chain of hate.

But you are not interested in breaking the chain of hate.
For then you would have nothing to fight.

> (of ridding your groups of homophobes). But each day delayed is only to
> your shame and my Father's rage. Blessed be!

You sound more like a Christian fanatic on a Crusade, than a Pagan.

Most of us have quite had our fill with angery Gods that throw temper
tantrums which make Demons look nice.

Jag

Jaguar

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>On Thu, 21 Sep 2000 ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
> > > And free gay sex ..who you kidding..
>
> No one. And what is so wrong with free gay sex? Nothing! So down with
> the sex clubs, the bath houses, and any other capitalistic hovel that
> has the audacity to charge a fee for humans to partake in one of God's
> loveliest of gifts, that springs freely from his heart (and loins of
> course): GAY SEX !!!

Depends on what you mean by 'free' sex.

Free of relationships & emotional ties?

Or free of financial trappings...

Jag

BirdTribe

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <39C9044F...@mindspring.com>,
> bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:
> > You sure sound like the president.. Too much Presidentianol
> > Polypenetrate with Homocystine complex no doubt.. Ask your doctor
> > about those side effects. They include coprophagic blithering.
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
> I would have found your retort delightfully funny, but for one thing:
> your implication that gay people are essentially shit-eaters.

I was implicating that you are a shit eater by your pasquinade which was
laced with rhyoparography.

> I take
> great offense at such a slap in our gay-collective faces.

Just line up the bozos in a circle and let me take care of it with one
spinning backfist. BTW.. don't pretend that your effluvience is
indicative of the Gay community bozo.


> You're now on
> our hit list.

Better unbend the wrist before you try a slap, miss thing.. I'm a little
too butch for you to swish a meathook at and expect it to amount to more
than belly button lint.

> You can run, but you can't hide, fucking homophobic
> dullard.

Heterophobic podunk.

BT2000XL

>
> ---
> LAVENDER VELVET REVOLUTION!
> Disgusted with our choices for next President?
> Write me in: Ezekiel J. Krahlin, gay activist,
> homeless and civil rights advocate. To make
> an informed decision about me, peruse my website:
> http://surf.to/gaybible
>

> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

--

john

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BirdTribe

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> Addendum to my message to the wiccan/pagan/shaman churches:
>
> You have until midnight, December 31 2000, to accomplish this endeavor

> (of ridding your groups of homophobes). But each day delayed is only to
> your shame and my Father's rage. Blessed be!

A date with snookie will quell the rising passions in you..

BT2000XL

Noinden

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In article <8qdq4l$knl$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, ezek...@my-deja.com wrote: By
the bright lady you are full of some of the most purile Shite I have ever
read! (1)Yes SOME pagan groups are heterocentric .. especially the fertility
ones! Certain groups (for example) orthodox Gardinians have the sexual union
of the goddess and the god as the foundation of many many rites! However I
remember a year back reading in alt.religion.druid (I am one of those) a
redneck californian hick bitching that (to quote) “Fags had taken over the
religion.....” ... now to put this BLUNTLY many pagan religions are FAR FAR
FAR more tolerant of ANY difference than most! To go a huge step further I
would suggest that many homosexuals are drawn to paganism because of the fact
that it does not openly discriminate! Every group (religious or not) has
rouge redneck elements. Now can you say that heterophobic homosexuals (do not
deny there are not any of those) are not just as bad as Homophobic
heterosexuals. I also know for a fact (from an ex girlfriend of mine) that
BIsexuals get as raw a deal as homosexuals .. to the point both hetero and
Homosexuals see them as Pariahs

(2)Now you are a inciting the responses you are here by the facts (a) you are
preaching to a group who are able to bloody well research a topic (some
poorly, some not) THEMSElVES. Furthermore little man I might add that JC (who
you claim to be having a discussion with) ... is unlikely to support any
MODERN Christian leader as they all have drifted so far from his teachings as
to be what he hoped to avoid! (Born again and Fundies being the WORST)

(3) Pagans wether from reality of myth have been persecuted probably as long
as Christianity existed. So they KNOW (wether they be Meso or Neo pagan) all
about this.

and (4) Some of us are no AMERICAN and laugh at the big deal you lot make of
your presidents! YOU are a democratic country! Now democracy is about the
RULE of the majority ... NOT the “everyone gets a fair deal” system. THUS you
are now encountering the HUGE problem of democracy! if 51% of the population
is happy .. chances are 49% is feeling less so..... please do not assume we
all LOVE the american politics! I am quite happy with the state of MY nation
towards (a) Homosexuals and (b) Pagans! Thus While I sympathise ... I am in
no position to become involved.

Now run along little boy and play on the nice railroad tracks!

Pog mo toin

Gareth.

Noinden

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In article <8qdult$qlk$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:


DO NOT threaten/promise ..... i would be very very careful of how you post
young man! EVERY one is allowed to believe as they will! I am not a homophobe
however I will admit being bigoted to BIGOTS .. what you just suggested is
IMHO an attempt to control thought through fear tactics. Hitler did that as
did Stalin. Most bigots do that .. those you claim to fight ...

ezek...@my-deja.com

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In article
<Pine.SV4.3.96.100092...@saltmine.radix.net>,

Jaguar <jag...@Radix.Net> wrote:
> Depends on what you mean by 'free' sex.
>
> Free of relationships & emotional ties?

Of course not. The emotional bonding of "agape" is the highest form of
love. That comes first, then Eros does the rest.

--------------------------------------------------------------
Permission granted by author for anyone to distribute this
writing free of charge (including translation into any
language)...under condition that no profit is made therefrom,
and that it remain intact and complete, including title and
credit to the original author.

Ezekiel J. Krahlin
ezek...@my-deja.com http://surf.to/gaybible
--------------------------------------------------------------


HOW I ACQUIRED THE CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY,
AND THE FIRST THING I DID WITH IT
(a parable for the 21st century)

Š 1998 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(Jehovah's Queer Witness)

Actually, I'm not really sure HOW I acquired the damn Cloak,
but it must have been a reward for one of my Odyssey
adventures, which the gods have deemed to erase from my memory
until a future time. I believe it was woven from Ariadne's
thread tossed aside in a forgotten ball, once Theseus made his
escape from the Labyrinth. But who wove it, and who gave it
the power to make one invisible? And who presented it to me,
and for what accomplishment? Alas, these truths remain hidden
to me for a while longer...thus I must proceed with my tale
without the benefit of any history. (Perhaps it was my spill
in the river Lethe, battling some sort of beast or another,
that washed away these memories.)

The Cloak itself is velvet black, with a honey shimmer to
it...as if a lock of the Golden Fleece were woven into its
threads. It BELONGS to me...it KNOWS it belongs to me...as
whenever I fling it about myself, it knows how to fall upon my
body in only the most artful and graceful manner. It
complements, it embraces, it cherishes me with kind caresses,
and never clings! Yet it slides off with not a moment of
pause--once I release my grasp--and falls graciously to the
floor with a pleasant "whoosh". Neither static-y nor cling-y,
no dirt or dust ever gathers upon it...for which I conclude
the unknown existence of some Polyester-blend goddess (perhaps
the offspring of that rotten cyclops Polyphemus, who once
chased after some lovely trifle of a mortal named Esther.
Perhaps the Cloak's power of invisibility came from the
blinding of this cyclops by Odysseus).

So I stand on the banks of the River Lethe, contemplating all
the delicious adventures that will be mine, as the invisible
voyeur of others' adventures...when along comes fickle Eros.
As I am presently concealed beneath the Cloak, he would pass
right by me without knowing I'm even there...except for my
stepping in his way, for which he is unexpectedly knocked
over. After gathering his arrows, Eros stands up, stares at my
new gift of the Cloak of Invisibility...and after a few
moments says, "Dude: I have a great idea where you could
use that Cloak." ("And where could that be?" I think.)

"The Bedrooms of the Gods, of course," brags Eros, "why, you
could write the steamiest novels the world has ever seen, by
merely recounting what you witness! You'd be an overnight
sensation, a romance novelist par excellence, and a
multi-millionaire to boot!" ("I would also know what tickles
Apollo's fancy," I muse, as one mortal who is very hot for a
particular deity or two.)

"Oh, yes, why, the benefits to your personal life would be
enormous," admits Eros. "You would have ANY God you want by
the balls, and caress them whenEVER you please! I must
apologize for tempting you with mere lucre, Ezekiel...as I
know you value the immaterial over the material, as should any
seeker after truth. Now, just think what all the money could
do for the poor, the lame, and the downtrodden!" ("Then let's
go," I think, "you need not convince me further...I'm hot to
trot!")

We arrive at the Bedroom Palace (teleportation? flight? memory
still hazy, try again later) somewhere on the eastern slope of
lofty Mount Olympus...which contains secluded chamber after
chamber, to satisfy even the most finicky demands of privacy
for which any goddess or god could wish. Solid, thick oak doors
painted eggshell white and trimmed in gold, are so sturdy not
even Hephaestus's thunderbolts could batter them down. "Let
me show you the bedroom where Apollo and Zeus do the nasty",
Eros leads me down a long, long hallway until we reach a room
whose door he pushes ajar. I hesitate.

"Go right in, no one's home. I'm right behind you" whispers
Eros, nudging me through the entrance. We stand amid silken
tapestry and drapes of purest white, purple, and gray that
grace tall windows and an oversized bed against the far end of
the room. Rose-scented candles in sconces and on small tables
lend a soft, gentle light to the entire room. Eros guides me
into a closet large enough to fit a banquet table and all its
guests. "You can hide here, in their wardrobe," speaks Eros.
"That, plus your Cloak to shield you, will make you completely
secure from their finding you."

I am about to ask some pertinent questions--such as how long
do they partake in their love making (knowing that a single
minute to a god is a century to a human, and that I could
easily starve to death, or grow old and die in this closet,
long before they're even done with foreplay...thus you can
understand my concern)--when Eros suddenly jumps back, says "I
hear them coming"...then quick as a flash disappears.

I am left standing amid all the masculine trappings of war
gods: the musky scent of leather and rough cloth soaked in
godly sweat nearly puts me into a heavenly swoon! But I stand
determined to witness what no mortal eyes have ever witnessed
before: Zeus boinking the daylights out of Apollo! (Or is Zeus
a bottom? Or are they more egalitarian in bed, than elsewhere?
Do they like to french kiss? How much foreplay? Or are they
rough and ready from the get-go? These juicy details, and much
more, I am soon to find out!)

I hear voices and the door creak open, then shut. The Cloak of
Invisibility is fully flung over my frame as I stand, shaking,
knees wobbling, in anticipation of my daring plunder into the
most personal aspect of the lives of gods! A deep voice booms:
"I don't remember leaving the door open, do you? Is anyone
here?" I stand, frozen, barely breathing. "Check the closet."
Arms push around the voluminous robes sliding on their
hangers, but fortunately pass right by the spot on which I
stand. I cannot see who it is: Apollo or Zeus? Not that I
can't see through my Cloak (of course I can), but the clothes
shielding me that cover the Cloak block my view! Drat! I need
to move a little forward...well, let's wait till they calm
down and get to bed.

"Uh, hey stud...lock that door will ya. I think we should, uh,
mess around for a time. Don't you?" I hear them disrobe: the
gentle "shush" of togas falling, and the rattle of buckles.
Again, one (I can't see who) approaches the closet and plunks
a heavy sword against the wall...it slides and crashes right
onto my foot! Ouch! I better hold my breathe! Ouch! Damn
friggin' sword...must weigh as much as a horse...my foot is
throbbing, god, this ain't so much fun any more! Egads! Ouch,
ouch ouch!

I can't help myself; a moan wells up from my throat.

"Wait! Did you hear that?"

"What? Who could hear anything after that sword crashing? No,
I didn't hear anything."

"Well, I heard something, and it came from that closet!"

"And just what do you think you heard, little missy?"

(Little missy? One of them's a fem? I can't believe this!
Wait'll I get my book published! Uh-oh, he's coming back to
the closet!)

"Huh, maybe it was just an echo." Arms swoosh through the
clothing once more, and I stand frozen in fear. "Wait, what's
this?"

"What's what? Lemme see what you're talking about."

I still can't see either one of the gods, though their very
breaths warm the cloak under which I tremble.

"Okay, whoever you are, come out of there now...we see you!"

(They do? I don't believe them, they're calling my bluff.
After all, no one's grabbing at me.)

"We can see your FEET, fool! Look!"

(I look down and lo and behold! The Cloak of Invisibility
hangs its hem just inches above my toes. I am not completely
covered! I sigh, and drop the Cloak, and all pretense...and
step out from behind the wardrobe, to see...not gods, but
goddesses! A pair of uber-dykes! What the hell is this
all about?)

"Who are you?" the busty redhead wrapped in a sheet demands.

"Ezekiel." I say. "Uhhh...Ezekiel Joseph Krahlin, madame."

"Madame? You call the great goddess of the sacred hunt,
Artemis, 'madame'? Just where do you come from, little
Ezekiel?" speaks the other, a voluptuous nymph of seaweed hair
and piercing green eyes.

"Ummm...San Francisco, planet earth...that is, in my waking
life. At present, I presume I'm in one of my vision dreams."

"One of YOUR vision dreams? Ha!" mocks Artemis, "Tell us who
put you up to this or I'll flay your skin and feed it to the
Harpies!"

I'm not about to reveal my source...not when I'd have the
wrath of yet another god upon my soul. So I just stand there,
trembling, but lips firmly shut.

"Eros, eh? I should have known! That little imp is always
messing up Mt. Olympus whenever he gets the chance!"

Too bad, they can read my mind. ("He told me this is the
bedroom of Zeus and Apollo," I plead.)

"THAT's your excuse, mangy mortal?" hollers Artemis. "You were
going to SPY on gods? This mounts to hubris of the highest
order. I hope you realize the consequences of your heinous
act!"

"Ummm...being chained to a boulder and having a vulture pluck
out my liver for all eternity?" I venture a guess.

Then Artemis, taken aback, first glances at the nymph, then at
me, than again at her nymph...and they both burst out in
laughter. "Come here, Ezekiel", Artemis gently takes my arm,
and leads me to a chair where she urges me to sit.

"No harm shall come to you, mischievous mortal. It is Eros who
should take the blame. I have a plan for vengeance, but it will
take me some minutes to work it out. Please enjoy Sylvia's
company in the meantime...I'll be back shortly." And with a
wide grin on her beatific face, Artemis departs.

Sylvia and I have a heartfelt conversation about the homeless
lesser gods in Olympus, and what can possibly be done about
it...until finally, after the passage of a little time, Artemis
returns. "Boy have I got a treat for you, Ezekiel!" And she
tugs my arm in a wish to escort me to parts yet unknown.

Artemis, Sylvia, and I (carried in Sylvia's strong arms, due
to my injured foot) proceed down enormous corridors, to yet
another heavy wooden door, through which we enter. There, tied
by his four limbs to the posts of a water bed, kneels Eros on
all fours, his nether end most prominent. Sylvia sets me on
the floor, where I stand, staring in disbelief; I do drool.
"He's all yours for the next twenty minutes, Ezekiel. I'm
sure you'll know what to do!" says Artemis; and they depart.

And I do indeed...for twenty of the most beautiful minutes of
my life, in sheer Tantric bliss! And this experience has
shown me why, when spelled backwards, Eros means "sore"! So
this ends the story of my winning the Cloak of Invisibility,
how I first used it, and how I lost it in the heat of the
moment, before I ever got to use it more than once.

ADDENDUM:
Were those succulent twenty minutes, the minutes of a god, or
of a mortal? I leave you to ponder, and eat your heart out.

---finis

---
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Write me in: Ezekiel J. Krahlin, gay activist,
homeless and civil rights advocate. To make
an informed decision about me, peruse my website:
http://surf.to/gaybible

ezek...@my-deja.com

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In article <39CAD14D...@mindspring.com>,
bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:

> A date with snookie will quell the rising passions in you..

Sounds yummy, I like passion fruit.

ezek...@my-deja.com

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In article <8qeq3s$pul$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,

Noinden <slaine...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> In article <8qdult$qlk$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> DO NOT threaten/promise .....

That was a plea and a warning, not a threat.

>i would be very very careful of how you post

Good, then follow my example.

>young man!

Not so young. I am 50, and a shaman warrior of the highest level. The
Elfin Broadsword is now worn on my chest.

ezek...@my-deja.com

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In article <8qepje$pk0$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,

Noinden <slaine...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>By the bright lady you are full of some of the most purile
>Shite I have ever read!

That's not what She thinks about me at all! In fact, She just presented
my with The Elfin Broadsword: the highest honor ever given to a Shaman
Warrior.

>Yes SOME pagan groups are heterocentric ..

That's all I'm saying, that the shaman/pagan/wiccan groups need to do a
final housecleaning. They must officially disassociate themselves from
any remaining groups and people who maintain a heterocentric philosophy,
and/or allow homophobes to dwell in their midsts. They must make a
public statement on the mass media regarding this: radio, television,
and the Internet. They must announce their unequivocal support for Gay
Equality. And, any group that is truly *not homophobic, will have no
problem with this...and follow through.

>Now can you say that heterophobic homosexuals (do not
>deny there are not any of those) are not just as bad
>as Homophobic heterosexuals.

I don't buy into this heterophobia theory, one
bit. Any gay who does, already reveals his own self betrayal,
hypocrisy, and lack of pride. To accuse a gay person of
heterophobia (or biphobia), is like accusing a concentration
camp survivor of Naziphobia.

As far as the terms "biphobia" and "heterophobia"...they are
invalid because nonexistant. Whatever disgust a gay person
shows towards bi's and straights is founded on truth, not
illusion...and homophobia possesses such extensive dimensions
of hatred, violence, and ignorance...that to even accuse a
gay person of either biphobia or heterophobia is in itself a
homophobic manipulation.

Biphobia is a crock. So's heterophobia. Homophobia, on the
other hand, is real.

A "phobia" is any unjustified fear or hatred. From Random
House Dictionary:

pho+bi+a (fO_bEE uh) n. pl. <-bi+as>
1. a persistent, irrational fear of a specific object,
activity, or situation that leads to a compelling desire to
avoid it.

Homophobia is totally unjustified. It is a violent and cruel
act of persecution to a vulnerable group of people. Ergo,
homophobia *is* a true phobia.

Fear and hatred of heterosexuals is quite real, as so many
are homophobic...and often difficult to discern which ones
aren't. In our heterosexist society, no gay person can
safely be himself or herself--anwhere in our nation--without
the persistant threat of being murdered, beat up, job loss,
housing loss, or a number of other hostile responses.

"Biphobia" is a clever term created by the so-called bisexual
political movement. Bisexual politics in large part, plays
on homophobia to create their own distinct identity...while
coyly pretending not to be homophobic in the least. They
take the hard-earned achievements of lesbian/thracian rights,
and turn it into their own...rather than bravely participate
directly in the gay movement. For the only real problem
bisexuals have in society, is their desire for homosexual
expression...they have *no* problem being accepted for their
heterosexual passions. In a nutshell: Gays sacrifice their
lives for a better world, and bisexuals lick up the blood to
slake their thirst.

Bisexuals often portray their dual sexual drive as "perfect",
contrasting that with homosexuality, which is implied as
discriminatory to the opposite sex. As if sexual arousal
were proof of acceptance towards another...in truth, it is
only an itch for selfish pleasure, and is often used by
heterosexists to justify a sexual act that is legally seen as
rape.

Every incidence of violence against bisexuals has always been
a form of homophobia. Just because the victim happens to be
bisexual, does not make the hate crime biphobic. Beware, gay
people: any bisexual who *insists* that biphobia is real, is
homophobic, and should not be trusted, ever. Any real
fighter for gay rights--who is bisexual or hetero--has no
difficulty participating in same-sex civil rights without
feeling a need to create a separate political entity...that
is, "bisexual politics". Bisexuality is real, but is not a
valid political movement.

If heterophobia (or biphobia) were real, we'd having roving
gangs of queers bashing straights (or bi's), queer property
owners evicting them, and queer employers firing them. None
of this is the case. But if you insist heterophobia is real,
by pointing out the occassional slur a gay might make about
straights...then you are equating an action that is so
ridculously mild as to be harmless, with another action that
is deplorably brutal and malicious. In other words, you
would be homophobic yourself.

---
Allah is gay, Allah is good!
http://surf.to/gayislam


---
LAVENDER VELVET REVOLUTION!
Disgusted with our choices for next President?
Write me in: Ezekiel J. Krahlin, gay activist,
homeless and civil rights advocate. To make
an informed decision about me, peruse my website:
http://surf.to/gaybible

BirdTribe

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article
> <Pine.SV4.3.96.100092...@saltmine.radix.net>,
> Jaguar <jag...@Radix.Net> wrote:
> > Depends on what you mean by 'free' sex.
> >
> > Free of relationships & emotional ties?
>
> Of course not. The emotional bonding of "agape" is the highest form of
> love.

Many would be agape of jaw at your blitherings.

HTH
BT2000XL

BirdTribe

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <39CAD14D...@mindspring.com>,
> bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:
>
> > A date with snookie will quell the rising passions in you..
>
> Sounds yummy, I like passion fruit.

Cardinal Fang, his handler, should be along any moment now.

HTH
BT2000XL


>
> ---
> LAVENDER VELVET REVOLUTION!
> Disgusted with our choices for next President?
> Write me in: Ezekiel J. Krahlin, gay activist,
> homeless and civil rights advocate. To make
> an informed decision about me, peruse my website:
> http://surf.to/gaybible
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

--

Brenda G. Tataryn

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Sep 22, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/22/00
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IN your own website you say that you "approach Bi's with caution".
Why is that?
*Bisexual* people have been slandered left right and center about how they
are just closet homosexual or can't pick a team etc.. They get frowned on
by hetero and homosexual alike.
No one has to have a label. The crime is in telling someone who to love
and why that makes you acceptable. The crime is keeping your children or
your job or your home from you due to who you love.
Consenting adults don't need labels.

Brenda

BirdTribe

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <8qeq3s$pul$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> Noinden <slaine...@my-deja.com> wrote:

> > In article <8qdult$qlk$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> > ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
> >
> > DO NOT threaten/promise .....
>

> That was a plea and a warning, not a threat.
>

> >i would be very very careful of how you post
>

> Good, then follow my example.
>
> >young man!
>
> Not so young. I am 50, and a shaman warrior of the highest level. The
> Elfin Broadsword is now worn on my chest.

You ain't too bright for a 50 year old.

BT2000XL


>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

--

BirdTribe

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Sep 22, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/22/00
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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <8qepje$pk0$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> Noinden <slaine...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> >By the bright lady you are full of some of the most purile
> >Shite I have ever read!
>
> That's not what She thinks about me at all! In fact, She just presented
> my with The Elfin Broadsword: the highest honor ever given to a Shaman
> Warrior.
>
> >Yes SOME pagan groups are heterocentric ..
>
> That's all I'm saying, that the shaman/pagan/wiccan groups need to do a
> final housecleaning. They must officially disassociate themselves from
> any remaining groups and people who maintain a heterocentric philosophy,
> and/or allow homophobes to dwell in their midsts. They must make a
> public statement on the mass media regarding this: radio, television,
> and the Internet. They must announce their unequivocal support for Gay
> Equality. And, any group that is truly *not homophobic, will have no
> problem with this...and follow through.

Pal.. We all have our own issues. I have no interest in promoting your
agenda. Why? You suck.

>
> >Now can you say that heterophobic homosexuals (do not
> >deny there are not any of those) are not just as bad
> >as Homophobic heterosexuals.
>
> I don't buy into this heterophobia theory, one
> bit. Any gay who does, already reveals his own self betrayal,
> hypocrisy, and lack of pride. To accuse a gay person of
> heterophobia (or biphobia), is like accusing a concentration
> camp survivor of Naziphobia.

Kiss my royal straright ass heterophobe.

>
> As far as the terms "biphobia" and "heterophobia"...they are
> invalid because nonexistant. Whatever disgust a gay person
> shows towards bi's and straights is founded on truth, not
> illusion...and homophobia possesses such extensive dimensions
> of hatred, violence, and ignorance...that to even accuse a
> gay person of either biphobia or heterophobia is in itself a
> homophobic manipulation.

Heterophobic backwater clown.


>
> Biphobia is a crock. So's heterophobia. Homophobia, on the
> other hand, is real.
>
> A "phobia" is any unjustified fear or hatred. From Random
> House Dictionary:

That is exactly right heterophobe.


>
> pho+bi+a (fO_bEE uh) n. pl. <-bi+as>
> 1. a persistent, irrational fear of a specific object,
> activity, or situation that leads to a compelling desire to
> avoid it.
>
> Homophobia is totally unjustified. It is a violent and cruel
> act of persecution to a vulnerable group of people. Ergo,
> homophobia *is* a true phobia.

So is heterophobia..


>
> Fear and hatred of heterosexuals is quite real, as so many
> are homophobic...and often difficult to discern which ones
> aren't. In our heterosexist society,

Check this out bozo.. Without no heterosexist society you wouldn't be
here and neither would our descendants. I must admit I am glad you are
not a breeder.

>no gay person can
> safely be himself or herself--anwhere in our nation--without
> the persistant threat of being murdered, beat up, job loss,
> housing loss, or a number of other hostile responses.

Same as everyone else pal.


>
> "Biphobia" is a clever term created by the so-called bisexual
> political movement.

Simlar to the gay political movement..


> Bisexual politics in large part, plays
> on homophobia to create their own distinct identity...while
> coyly pretending not to be homophobic in the least. They
> take the hard-earned achievements of lesbian/thracian rights,
> and turn it into their own...rather than bravely participate
> directly in the gay movement.

Some people think it sucks, just like black rights.. My kid doesn't get
taught anything about his genetics but every goddamned year he has to
learn three weeks of Martin Luther King..and we are not black ne xtian
and I am Canadian.. Take your exclusive inclusivity agenda and shove it
where the sun don't shine.

> For the only real problem
> bisexuals have in society, is their desire for homosexual
> expression...they have *no* problem being accepted for their
> heterosexual passions. In a nutshell: Gays sacrifice their
> lives for a better world, and bisexuals lick up the blood to
> slake their thirst.

You have some serious issues pal.. For instance you waltz in here
blithering like a cannonized hamster and ask people to roll over for
you.. It is not homophobia that will get your kind punched out but good
old fashioned lack of social graces and manners.


>
> Bisexuals often portray their dual sexual drive as "perfect",
> contrasting that with homosexuality, which is implied as
> discriminatory to the opposite sex.

If it does not perpetuate the species there is no perfection to it but
merely satisfying animal lust. I could give a fuck how much you love them..

> As if sexual arousal
> were proof of acceptance towards another...in truth, it is
> only an itch for selfish pleasure, and is often used by
> heterosexists to justify a sexual act that is legally seen as
> rape.

Ditto on the homos pal.. You creeps tried endlessly to bed me when I was
a teenager..

>
> Every incidence of violence against bisexuals has always been
> a form of homophobia. Just because the victim happens to be
> bisexual, does not make the hate crime biphobic. Beware, gay
> people: any bisexual who *insists* that biphobia is real, is
> homophobic, and should not be trusted, ever. Any real
> fighter for gay rights--who is bisexual or hetero--has no
> difficulty participating in same-sex civil rights without
> feeling a need to create a separate political entity...that
> is, "bisexual politics". Bisexuality is real, but is not a
> valid political movement.

The funny thing is pal.. If I met you in person I would laugh at ou and
you would start blithering madly and I would have no choice but to floor
you for your ignorance or make you a laughing stock for any in earshot.
Yer a bottomfeeder with too many gripes and a lousy agenda promoting
your dick.


>
> If heterophobia (or biphobia) were real,

Yer awful phobic for one claiming his does not exist.

> we'd having roving
> gangs of queers bashing straights (or bi's), queer property
> owners evicting them, and queer employers firing them.

I have experienced being fired for not letting my knob get polished.
Kiss my royal straight ass bozo.

> None
> of this is the case. But if you insist heterophobia is real,
> by pointing out the occassional slur a gay might make about
> straights...then you are equating an action that is so
> ridculously mild as to be harmless, with another action that
> is deplorably brutal and malicious. In other words, you
> would be homophobic yourself.

Call me homophobic then because I dislike YOU. My gay pals would laugh
at your labels and attitude. Go find a glory hole pal and get those
unrequited passions loosed.

HTH
BT2000XL


>
> ---
> Allah is gay, Allah is good!
> http://surf.to/gayislam
> ---
> LAVENDER VELVET REVOLUTION!
> Disgusted with our choices for next President?
> Write me in: Ezekiel J. Krahlin, gay activist,
> homeless and civil rights advocate. To make
> an informed decision about me, peruse my website:
> http://surf.to/gaybible
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

--

BirdTribe

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Cardinal Fang wrote:


>
> BirdTribe wrote:
>
> > ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <8qeq3s$pul$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> > > Noinden <slaine...@my-deja.com> wrote:

> > > > In article <8qdult$qlk$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> > > > ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
> > > >
> > > > DO NOT threaten/promise .....
> > >

> > > That was a plea and a warning, not a threat.
> > >

> > > >i would be very very careful of how you post
> > >

> > > Good, then follow my example.
> > >
> > > >young man!
> > >
> > > Not so young. I am 50, and a shaman warrior of the highest level. The
> > > Elfin Broadsword is now worn on my chest.
> >
> > You ain't too bright for a 50 year old.
>

> Sadly, demonstrated intelligence has never been a requirement for being
> homosexual.

This clown attached to any agenda would not be doing it a favor.

> Some are just raving sex maniacs, at least, its all they seem to think
> about.

A mark of the beast.

> Whatever happened to actual caring, which seems second to "Gimme a good
> fuck"?

Some of us still hold salt of the earth values even though we fly high.

Yer Pal
BirdTribe

>
> --
> Cardinal Fang ho...@earthlink.net
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
> Lead me not to temptation, I enjoy finding it myself.

Relayer

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:

> > Not so young. I am 50, and a shaman warrior of the highest level.

...with 18 charisma and a million hit points!

R.

Snookie

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Sep 22, 2000, 10:33:06 PM9/22/00
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BirdTribe wrote:

> ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
> >
> > Addendum to my message to the wiccan/pagan/shaman churches:
> >
> > You have until midnight, December 31 2000, to accomplish this endeavor
> > (of ridding your groups of homophobes). But each day delayed is only to
> > your shame and my Father's rage. Blessed be!
>

> A date with snookie will quell the rising passions in you..

<Snookie raises his ratty head....his ears are burning....someone is speaking
of him.
Soon someone's ass will burn as well.......>

-Snookie
Rattus Penis Salamicus

Snookie

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Sep 22, 2000, 10:42:29 PM9/22/00
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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:

> > A date with snookie will quell the rising passions in you..
>

> Sounds yummy, I like passion fruit.

<Will an anal M80 do?>

-Snookie


Cardinal Fang

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Sep 22, 2000, 11:08:19 PM9/22/00
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BirdTribe wrote:

> ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
> >
> > In article <39CAD14D...@mindspring.com>,
> > bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:
> >
> > > A date with snookie will quell the rising passions in you..
> >
> > Sounds yummy, I like passion fruit.
>

> Cardinal Fang, his handler, should be along any moment now.

You are too kind. However, I only handle Snookie when he allows me
too.

Oh, gotta go, the rat is making 'come hither' noises......

Cardinal Fang

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Sep 22, 2000, 11:13:48 PM9/22/00
to

BirdTribe wrote:

> ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
> >
> > In article <8qeq3s$pul$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> > Noinden <slaine...@my-deja.com> wrote:

> > > In article <8qdult$qlk$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> > > ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
> > >
> > > DO NOT threaten/promise .....
> >

> > That was a plea and a warning, not a threat.
> >

> > >i would be very very careful of how you post
> >

> > Good, then follow my example.
> >
> > >young man!
> >
> > Not so young. I am 50, and a shaman warrior of the highest level. The
> > Elfin Broadsword is now worn on my chest.
>
> You ain't too bright for a 50 year old.

Sadly, demonstrated intelligence has never been a requirement for being
homosexual.

Some are just raving sex maniacs, at least, its all they seem to think
about.

Whatever happened to actual caring, which seems second to "Gimme a good
fuck"?

--

ezek...@my-deja.com

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Sep 23, 2000, 2:44:40 AM9/23/00
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In article <39CC1FEB...@earthlink.net>,

Cardinal Fang <ho...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> Some are just raving sex maniacs, at least, its all they seem to think
> about.
> Whatever happened to actual caring, which seems second to "Gimme a
> good fuck"?

That is a blatant and vulgar stereotyping of gays. As bad as if you
viewed all blacks as illiterate watermelon-eaters. Well, you are the
*second person in a wicca/shaman/pagan type newsgroup, to affirm that
there are no lack of homophobes in these groups.

Further: your disgusting and hateful lies about gays have surely sealed
your fate to a miserable one. You are the enemy in our ranks. I leave it
to our wiccans of good faith to have done with you, promptly. I excel in
my ability to bring out the dark forces which heretofore have consealed
themselves as part of The Light.

No one needs to curse you; you've done it yourself. What the truly *good
wiccans need do, is expel your from their gatherings...or share the same
hideous fate as yourself.

P.S.: It is only to the shame of those wiccans who regard themselves as
"gay-friendly", to not speak out against such gay-hateful slurs. Now,
you see more clearly why our creator sends you a warning, through me,
his Most Loyal Servant.


---
LAVENDER VELVET REVOLUTION!
Disgusted with our choices for next President?
Write me in: Ezekiel J. Krahlin, gay activist,
homeless and civil rights advocate. To make
an informed decision about me, peruse my website:
http://surf.to/gaybible

ezek...@my-deja.com

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Sep 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/23/00
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In article <39CC1893...@rat.org>,

Snookie <sno...@rat.org> wrote:
> <Will an anal M80 do?>

STRIKE THREE! Damn, I'm good at bringing out the gay-haters from the
wiccan woodwork. Are you (Good Witches) witnessing this third
affirmation of homophobes among you? I am gathering a list to send to
Our Commander in Chief. If you don't want to be on it, speak out against
these anti-gay diatribes. For Our Lord is also creating a list of those
who remain silent in the presence of homophobic attacks...for they are
just as guilty. I once said "Lord forgive them, for they know not what
they do". But in *this case, they *do know what they do, including those
who remain silent.

ezek...@my-deja.com

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Sep 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/23/00
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In article <8qeq3s$pul$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,

Noinden <slaine...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> DO NOT threaten/promise ..... i would be very very careful of
> how you post

In a nutshell: you are full of shit.

ezek...@my-deja.com

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Sep 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/23/00
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In article <39CB9C64...@mindspring.com>,
bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:

> Many would be agape of jaw at your blitherings.

Actually, they are yearning to wrap their drooling lips around my
beautiful, juicy wanger. They are mesmerized by its potency. Suckers!

---
Allah is gay, Allah is good!
http://surf.to/gayislam

ezek...@my-deja.com

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Sep 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/23/00
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In article <39CBC21A...@mindspring.com>,
bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:

> You ain't too bright for a 50 year old.

*You're the one who knows nothing about the Elfin Broadsword. That's why
you avoided addressing that line. I know the truth of Israel's Lost
Tribe, and how they came upon the Ark of the Covenant, and precisely
where it's buried...and what the Broadsword has to do with this. And you
call yourself smart!

---
LAVENDER VELVET REVOLUTION!
Disgusted with our choices for next President?
Write me in: Ezekiel J. Krahlin, gay activist,
homeless and civil rights advocate. To make
an informed decision about me, peruse my website:
http://surf.to/gaybible

Jaqueline

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On Sat, 23 Sep 2000 06:44 -0000, ezek...@my-deja.com
<ezekieljk@my-deja.c...:

> Date: Sat, 23 Sep 2000 06:44:40 GMT
> From: ezek...@my-deja.com
> Newsgroups: alt.religion.wicca
> Subject: Re: Alert! U.S. Gays in Imminent Danger of Holocaust

(Bigoted Political Propaganda Deleted.)


Allow me to inform you of something, MESS THANG!!!!

You can sashay your jelly baby filled, hypocritical, bigoted, hate
mongering, flaming fairy faggot ass right on out of here...

Be sure to take your Fascist Nazi ideals with you. I do not care to ever
see your GRID'S infected filth polluting this Usenet Forum again.


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nothing.

Jaqueline

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On Sat, 23 Sep 2000 06:44 -0000, ezek...@my-deja.com
<ezekieljk@my-deja.c...:

> Date: Sat, 23 Sep 2000 06:44:40 GMT
> From: ezek...@my-deja.com
> Newsgroups: alt.religion.wicca
> Subject: Re: Alert! U.S. Gays in Imminent Danger of Holocaust

(Bigoted Political Propaganda Deleted.)


Allow me to inform you of something, MESS THANG!!!!

You can sashay your jelly baby filled, hypocritical, bigoted, hate

mongering, flaming, pedophile, faggot ass right on out of here...

BirdTribe

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Sep 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/23/00
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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <39CC1FEB...@earthlink.net>,
> Cardinal Fang <ho...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> > Some are just raving sex maniacs, at least, its all they seem to think
> > about.
> > Whatever happened to actual caring, which seems second to "Gimme a
> > good fuck"?
>
> That is a blatant and vulgar stereotyping of gays. As bad as if you
> viewed all blacks as illiterate watermelon-eaters. Well, you are the
> *second person in a wicca/shaman/pagan type newsgroup, to affirm that
> there are no lack of homophobes in these groups.


Hahahaha! Idiot. Fang IS GAY!! You lose.. Just like I told you./. Take
your agenda and shove it and may that be the only thing to thrill your
sphincter all year.. You've been a baaaad boy.

Yer Master
BT2000XL

>
> Further: your disgusting and hateful lies about gays have surely sealed
> your fate to a miserable one. You are the enemy in our ranks. I leave it
> to our wiccans of good faith to have done with you, promptly. I excel in
> my ability to bring out the dark forces which heretofore have consealed
> themselves as part of The Light.
>
> No one needs to curse you; you've done it yourself. What the truly *good
> wiccans need do, is expel your from their gatherings...or share the same
> hideous fate as yourself.
>
> P.S.: It is only to the shame of those wiccans who regard themselves as
> "gay-friendly", to not speak out against such gay-hateful slurs. Now,
> you see more clearly why our creator sends you a warning, through me,
> his Most Loyal Servant.
>
> ---
> LAVENDER VELVET REVOLUTION!
> Disgusted with our choices for next President?
> Write me in: Ezekiel J. Krahlin, gay activist,
> homeless and civil rights advocate. To make
> an informed decision about me, peruse my website:
> http://surf.to/gaybible
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

--

BirdTribe

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Sep 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/23/00
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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <39CC1893...@rat.org>,
> Snookie <sno...@rat.org> wrote:

> > <Will an anal M80 do?>
>

> STRIKE THREE! Damn, I'm good at bringing out the gay-haters from the
> wiccan woodwork.

Bango..Yee dead in the water.. This proves you know not what you speak
of and are boxing shadows. I'd call you heterophobic again but Fang is Gay.

BT2000XL

Are you (Good Witches) witnessing this third
> affirmation of homophobes among you? I am gathering a list to send to
> Our Commander in Chief. If you don't want to be on it, speak out against
> these anti-gay diatribes. For Our Lord is also creating a list of those
> who remain silent in the presence of homophobic attacks...for they are
> just as guilty. I once said "Lord forgive them, for they know not what
> they do". But in *this case, they *do know what they do, including those
> who remain silent.
>

BirdTribe

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Sep 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/23/00
to

ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <39CB9C64...@mindspring.com>,
> bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:
>
> > Many would be agape of jaw at your blitherings.
>
> Actually, they are yearning to wrap their drooling lips around my
> beautiful, juicy wanger. They are mesmerized by its potency. Suckers!
>


See bozo.. You would be flattened and stomped for your lack of social
graces and not because you are gay.. I would personally kick the shit
out of you and I ain't homophobic.. Facts are you are another clown who
needs a good physical lesson of manners taught to him.

HTH
BT2000XL

> ---
> Allah is gay, Allah is good!
> http://surf.to/gayislam
>

> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

--

BirdTribe

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Sep 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/23/00
to

ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <39CBC21A...@mindspring.com>,
> bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:
>
> > You ain't too bright for a 50 year old.
>
> *You're the one who knows nothing about the Elfin Broadsword.

Sure do.. Great plot device in cheap novels..

> That's why
> you avoided addressing that line.

Who cares about your EB when you wield the power of thunderghawdz.;.

> I know the truth of Israel's Lost
> Tribe, and how they came upon the Ark of the Covenant, and precisely
> where it's buried...and what the Broadsword has to do with this. And you
> call yourself smart!

Yer an idiot. The Ark is codified in The Grand Chamber of the Pyramid of
Cheops. Suck wind halfwit.

BVT2000XL


>
> ---
> LAVENDER VELVET REVOLUTION!
> Disgusted with our choices for next President?
> Write me in: Ezekiel J. Krahlin, gay activist,
> homeless and civil rights advocate. To make
> an informed decision about me, peruse my website:
> http://surf.to/gaybible
>

Sean MacUisdin

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Sep 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/23/00
to
ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <39CC1FEB...@earthlink.net>,
> Cardinal Fang <ho...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> > Some are just raving sex maniacs, at least, its all they seem to think
> > about.
> > Whatever happened to actual caring, which seems second to "Gimme a
> > good fuck"?
>
> That is a blatant and vulgar stereotyping of gays. As bad as if you
> viewed all blacks as illiterate watermelon-eaters. Well, you are the
> *second person in a wicca/shaman/pagan type newsgroup, to affirm that
> there are no lack of homophobes in these groups.
>
> Further: your disgusting and hateful lies about gays have surely sealed
> your fate to a miserable one. You are the enemy in our ranks. I leave it
> to our wiccans of good faith to have done with you, promptly. I excel in
> my ability to bring out the dark forces which heretofore have consealed
> themselves as part of The Light.
>
> No one needs to curse you; you've done it yourself. What the truly *good
> wiccans need do, is expel your from their gatherings...or share the same
> hideous fate as yourself.
>
> P.S.: It is only to the shame of those wiccans who regard themselves as
> "gay-friendly", to not speak out against such gay-hateful slurs. Now,
> you see more clearly why our creator sends you a warning, through me,
> his Most Loyal Servant.

LOL - oh we get all kinds here.
--
Air muir 's air tir,

Sean of Clan Uisdin
-------------------
If anyone is looking for Sean of Clan Uisdin, he can be found in the
bathtub mulling over his thoughts wi' a dram o' Glen Ord.

Remove 'mac' to reply.

... The heroes of the race of Conn are dead,
How bitter to our hearts is the grief for them!
We shall not live long after them,
Perilous we think it to be bereaved of the brotherhood!

Cathal MacMhuirich

"Well, I'm sick of this room and everyone in it!" - Bender

"Everything's gone wrong since Canada came along!" - MAC (Mothers
against Canada)

Sean MacUisdin

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Sep 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/23/00
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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <39CC1893...@rat.org>,
> Snookie <sno...@rat.org> wrote:
> > <Will an anal M80 do?>
>
> STRIKE THREE! Damn, I'm good at bringing out the gay-haters from the
> wiccan woodwork. Are you (Good Witches) witnessing this third

> affirmation of homophobes among you? I am gathering a list to send to
> Our Commander in Chief. If you don't want to be on it, speak out against
> these anti-gay diatribes. For Our Lord is also creating a list of those
> who remain silent in the presence of homophobic attacks...for they are
> just as guilty. I once said "Lord forgive them, for they know not what
> they do". But in *this case, they *do know what they do, including those
> who remain silent.

Goodness, the whining. Must you?

Sean MacUisdin

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Sep 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/23/00
to
ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <39CBC21A...@mindspring.com>,
> bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:
>
> > You ain't too bright for a 50 year old.
>
> *You're the one who knows nothing about the Elfin Broadsword.

It's a +3 attack and damage and you only need to roll an 8, right?

That's why
> you avoided addressing that line. I know the truth of Israel's Lost


> Tribe, and how they came upon the Ark of the Covenant, and precisely
> where it's buried...and what the Broadsword has to do with this. And you
> call yourself smart!

LOL - this only gets better.

ezek...@my-deja.com

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Sep 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/23/00
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In article <39CA777B...@pacbell.net>,
Joker & Harley in Arkham <"Joker & Harley in Arkham"<v...@pacbe11.ent>>
wrote:
> And you don't call what Lieberman said in Chicago dangerous?! I would
> rather deal with the enemy I know than one who hides behind the words
> of "Love" and protection, like Lieberman.

You got it right, luv. Since Lieberman started spewing conservative
biblical shit, I realized that *no official candidate is good for gay
people. That's why you'll vote for me...then riot in the streets when
Bush (or Gore) wins. 'Cause by then, almost *everyone will want me for
President, and no one else. Because they'll know how much I LOVE them,
and that I'LL DO RIGHT BY EVERYONE!

ezek...@my-deja.com

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Sep 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/23/00
to
In article <39CC7E7F...@mindspring.com>,

bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:
> I would personally kick the shit out of you and I ain't homophobic..

You must be the hundredth homophobe I've met in the last year, who
threatens to bash me, while screaming at the top of his lungs "I ain't
homophobic". You are one twisted homonculus!

When I addressed our Marines in Somalia (in Dec. 1992), I got the
following gay-hateful letter, by yet another dickwad who also said he's
not homophobic:

http://www.fortunecity.com/village/weaver/76/l01.htm

This letter is part of my web site called:

The Somalian Affair
http://www.fortunecity.com/village/weaver/76/

I'm giving the home URL, in case some of you want to read more than the
letter (which does not have a link back to any other part of this site).

ezek...@my-deja.com

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Sep 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/23/00
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In article <39CBC583...@mindspring.com>,

bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:
> Kiss my royal straright ass heterophobe.

What, and catch AIDS? No way!

> Check this out bozo.. Without no heterosexist society you wouldn't be
> here and neither would our descendants.

Bullshit. Nature has many other ways of creating; heterosexuality only
being one. Since the majority of straights perpetrate their sexuality
as a justification to torment non-straights, She is soon due to make all
heteros extinct. We will reproduce through knowledge of Life via DNA:
cloning being but one example. We'll also build incredible androids, and
breathe life into them.

AND THEY'LL ALL BE GAY...EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM!

> I must admit I am glad you are not a breeder.

Hallelujah! Every night before going to sleep, I pray and thank God I'm
not a hetero. I *also thank the Almight Above that I wasn't breast-fed.


> Take your exclusive inclusivity agenda and shove
> it where the sun don't shine.

Since you dwell in darkness, I guess you want me to visit you, and shove
it up your bunghole. I will gladly do this for you, but not without
medical gloves, a mask, and anything else required to prevent me from
catching your deadly disease.

> If it does not perpetuate the species there is no perfection to
> it but merely satisfying animal lust.

Naturally, since you are homophobic, you would believe this. As if gays
weren't capable of love and companionship every bit as real and honest
as you stupid heteros. In fact, we're a few notches superior to you
jerks. We don't need to breed, because we can create new life through
our hearts and minds, dickwad. It was us, the Angeles, who created you
heteros. Did we fuck to do that? No. We meditated you into
existence...as symbolized by God's creating Adam out of clay. And we can
put you back into that clay...and surely we will. Not many heteros will
be spared. The Angels are proudly homosexual.

ezek...@my-deja.com

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Sep 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/23/00
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In article <23984-39...@storefull-175.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
johnm...@webtv.net (john) wrote:
> Thou art Messiah complex.

Indeed I am, and proudly. Has anyone ever believed that our Messiah
*wasn't complex? :o)

> Second,as much as I hate the entire Bush
> family, I have never heard any of them say what you have credited "W"
> with. I have just spent the last 4 hours researching an archive of
> all speeches and notable public (and not so public) quotations,
> and the only thing I can find is that George W. is against gays in
> the military, and he has two gays on his gubernatorial staff. He
> has never made any stance as reactionary as the one you
> have presented.

Now listen carefully: Bush is acting nice to gays, to win our vote...and
that's about it. Clinton did the same thing, and what did we get for his
gratitude? DOMA and DADT. (And if you are gay friendly, as you claim,
I won't need to explain those two acronyms.) So how much worse things
will be when a Republican becomes president!

Bush is spearheading the homophobic aggression of the Religious Reich.
They know they need to soften their platform's agenda, in order to trick
us into giving Bush the presidency.

>So why do you give them ammunition by such wild claims?

Oh, I'm not giving them any ammunition: I am wresting it from their
filthy claws, and passing it on to my Wiccan/Pagan/Shaman Family. My
visions in this matter are so lucid and overwhelming, I am literally
*forced to broadcast them through your newsgroups. Of course, I may be
wrong in this prophecy, but I REALLY, REALLY DOUBT IT.

> Why don't you just let the man hang himself with his own Quaylisms

Many people thought Hitler would just go away, by this "live and let
live" attitude that you espouse. Your complacency, and that of millions
of others, is what will gain Bush the throne (for a while). I feel just
like some German citizen in the 1930's, warning people about Hitler's
rise, while all my gay and Jewish friends just mocked me for being so
reactionary.

On January 1, I shall rise to three thrones simultaneously: President of
Earth, President of the United States, and President of Athenia (world's
first gay nation, formerly northern california)...and put an end to the
Religious Reich and a whole bunch of other hateful groups.

It is the homophobia so prevalent in many, many people, including those
hetero liberals who fancy themselves so "gay friendly"...that has fanned
the flames of the Religious Reich. Soon, gays will be condemned across
our land, and Civil War will erupt. Millions of gays will migrate to
Northern California for sanctuary. Millions of heteros will perish.

Furthermore: True Wiccans already know that He whom KKKristians call
Jesus of Nazareth, is really the Prince of Elves: a great shaman who
acted out the crucifixion more as a ritual than any painful sacrifice.
He has now arrived, through my body, to vindicate the innocent,
especially gay people...for He is Gay.

Be Blessed!

ezek...@my-deja.com

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Sep 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/23/00
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In article <23984-39...@storefull-175.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
johnm...@webtv.net (john) wrote:
> I have just spent the last 4 hours researching an archive of
> all speeches and notable public (and not so public) quotations,
> and the only thing I can find is that George W. is against gays in
> the military, and he has two gays on his gubernatorial staff.

Another point: Hitler tricked gays by recruiting some into his staff.
Later, came The Night of the Long Knives...in which he slaughtered
them all.

ezek...@my-deja.com

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> okay JERK...you are fucking nuts and help is past you.

Evil thoughts come easily to you, don't they, John?

> You need to find death soon, for this life has been
> wasted on you.

Wow, you make it difficult to forgive.

> If you are Jesus...well for one thing you would not spell it
> with a "J".

Oh, please, there are many different spelling of my name, all of which
are legitimate. Perhaps you are referring to the name "Yeshua".
Whatever. I am using the name most people know me as, in this present
time.

I will finally start using my original name (or that as known by many in
this present time): Lucifer, First Begat and Most Beloved. But that
won't happen till later this year, perhaps not until January 1.

Be blessed!

---
Allah is gay, Allah is good!
http://surf.to/gayislam

ezek...@my-deja.com

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In article <39CCABD3...@home.com>,

Sean MacUisdin <sean.ma...@home.com> wrote:
> Goodness, the whining. Must you?

This is not whining, but warning. The Prince of Elves commands me to do
this, and I am His Most Obedient Servant and Lover.

ezek...@my-deja.com

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In article <39CC7D7B...@mindspring.com>,

bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:
> Hahahaha! Idiot. Fang IS GAY!!

Then he is internally homophobic, by bashing the gay community at
large...probably to win hetero friendships in whatever Wiccan group he
belongs to. What an Uncle Tom!

> You've been a baaaad boy.

You have no idea how baaaad I can be! Just wait a while longer.


---
Allah is gay, Allah is good!
http://surf.to/gayislam

BirdTribe

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
<snip trollbait>

Not much left after that.

BT2000XL

BirdTribe

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <39CC7E7F...@mindspring.com>,
> bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:
> > I would personally kick the shit out of you and I ain't homophobic..
>
> You must be the hundredth homophobe I've met in the last year, who
> threatens to bash me, while screaming at the top of his lungs "I ain't
> homophobic". You are one twisted homonculus!

You are one blithering, mislabeling heterophobic drooldonkey
anonymunculous with inferiority issues. You have yet to clamber your way
out of your beta simian hood and attempt domination through fantasy of
anal penetration. A characteristic of group domination amongst lower
animals. It has nothing to do with you being gay, which you aren't, you
are a pervert and use sex as one of the uglies in your arsenal of
bigotry and your vapidly shallow attempts to assert your non-existent
superiority. I nailed ya on it right here and spilled the rotten beans
of your psycholinguistic modules all over the ARW floor. Now it is left
to the black dawgs to come and lick the ASCII blood off the floor.

You couldn't get a permit to haul as much shit as you do on a triple axle.

Yer Master
The Mighty BirdTribe

BirdTribe

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> > Thou art Messiah complex.
>
> Indeed I am, and proudly. Has anyone ever believed that our Messiah
> *wasn't complex? :o)
>

<snip body of delusions and on to the juice>

> Furthermore: True Wiccans already know that He whom KKKristians call
> Jesus of Nazareth, is really the Prince of Elves: a great shaman who
> acted out the crucifixion more as a ritual than any painful sacrifice.
> He has now arrived, through my body, to vindicate the innocent,
> especially gay people...for He is Gay.
>
> Be Blessed!
>
> ---
> LAVENDER VELVET REVOLUTION!
> Disgusted with our choices for next President?
> Write me in: Ezekiel J. Krahlin, gay activist,
> homeless and civil rights advocate. To make
> an informed decision about me, peruse my website:
> http://surf.to/gaybible
>

> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

--

ezek...@my-deja.com

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In article <39CC7F03...@mindspring.com>,

bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:
> Yer an idiot. The Ark is codified in The Grand Chamber of the
> Pyramid of Cheops.

Nope. But here's a clue:

SONG OF THE ELFIN BROADSWORD

by Ezekiel J. Krahlin

In a chilly climate
Deep beneath a Ring of Famous Runes
Rests the Covenantial Ark,
Till the Day it hatches from the Egg of
the Dragon of Gwynnid Cavern,
On Saint Nick's Day 2000.

The 13th Tribe of Israel, the Lost Ones,
Are the Clan of Elves: Rulers of the Realm of Wonder,
Entered into the tabernacle of the Ark,
And tore the veil asunder
With their sacrificial knife.
The Elfin Broadsword, cut from polished agate,
no longer than inches three, no broader than 1/2,
With a nubby handle of furnaced clay
(Bright green with streaks of gold and brown)
Which now rests over my heart, from macrame cord
Which upon my neck surrounds.

Oh what a blessing to receive
Such a magic gift on Equinox Eve,
Which only among these 13 tribes
Never touched but berries and pomes
As blood for the Sacrifice.

Oh Blessed be
For eternity!

---
Allah is gay, Allah is good!
http://surf.to/gayislam

Zephera MorningStar

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:

>In article <39CC1893...@rat.org>,
> Snookie <sno...@rat.org> wrote:
>> <Will an anal M80 do?>
>
>STRIKE THREE!

You're OUT!!!!!

> Damn, I'm good at bringing out the gay-haters from the
>wiccan woodwork.

Go Back to Troll School Kindergarden..

> Are you (Good Witches) witnessing this third
>affirmation of homophobes among you?

All we are witnessing, is you being a blithering idiot in dirty
diapers..

> I am gathering a list to send to
>Our Commander in Chief.

Here's a crayon, you've chewed and slobbered all over the ones you
brought with you...

> If you don't want to be on it, speak out against
>these anti-gay diatribes.

Your scrawlings are the most anti-gay rant, I have ever read..

> For Our Lord is also creating a list of those
>who remain silent in the presence of homophobic attacks...

Snookie is Lord.. You're probably on his list..

>for they are
>just as guilty. I once said "Lord forgive them, for they know not what
>they do".

Gee.. The Christians claim that was Jesus's line...

>But in *this case, they *do know what they do, including those
>who remain silent.

If you knew what you were doing, you would have remained silent..

Jaqueline

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On Sat, 23 Sep 2000 06:55 -0000, ezek...@my-deja.com
<ezekieljk@my-deja.c...:

> Date: Sat, 23 Sep 2000 06:55:27 GMT


> From: ezek...@my-deja.com
> Newsgroups: alt.religion.wicca
> Subject: Re: Alert! U.S. Gays in Imminent Danger of Holocaust
>

> Actually, they are yearning to wrap their drooling lips around my
> beautiful, juicy wanger. They are mesmerized by its potency. Suckers!

The only items that you are going to feel are my fingers wrapped around
your trachea after my fingernails pierce the soft tissue of your neck
seeking to slice through your jugular.

I will experience ecstasy as your blood pours out upon my fingertips.
Secure in the knowledge that I have succeeded in my task. While I watch
your lifeless cadaver convulse in the embrace of Death.

Unlike others. I am not afraid of dying of the AID's Virus.

I have watched too many of my friends. Persons of Gender. Transsexuals
die. Because of the GRID's infested spoor that you continue to spread.

I have no feelings for you.

Ingersoll Gender Center. <http://www.ingersollcenter.org>

Cardinal Fang

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:

> In article <39CC7D7B...@mindspring.com>,
> bt20...@mindspring.com wrote:
> > Hahahaha! Idiot. Fang IS GAY!!
>
> Then he is internally homophobic, by bashing the gay community at
> large...

Hey, I call it as I see it....and I'm not the only gay man who sees it
this way.
IMO, that's why some people still remain in the closet....some people come
on way too strong.....it makes people think that all some people in the
gay community think about is intercourse. I'm talking about impressions,
not telling people "this is the way gays are".
Though you were fast on the uptake denouncing me for things I had never
implied.
Typical behavior for an extremist.

> probably to win hetero friendships in whatever Wiccan group he
> belongs to.

If I was a hetero, I'd be a very lucky man! Women seem to flock to me in
droves! +;-)
Or at least the ones with a functioning brain. <is that a blonde joke
Zephy?>

(It's my guess now that Rhy will call me a woman hater or something for
that remark).

> What an Uncle Tom!

And just like any bigot Eazy, you're always quick with an excuse why
someone, who would be considered on your side, does not agree with your
views.

We've seen it all before, Christian-haters, black-haters, jew-haters,
men-haters, hetero-haters. One good point for this newsgroup, I've never
encountered an acclaimed Wiccan here whom I could ever detect even a hint
of bigotry against gay people. And yes, the subject has been brought up
and discussed more than once...this is something I can say most people
here agree most fervently on, intolerance of homosexuals is considered
quite unacceptable by this net community.

There are, of course, a small handful of people who are bigots....but they
are not held in high regard, nor are they Wiccans.

--
Cardinal Fang ho...@earthlink.net
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Lead me not to temptation, I enjoy finding it myself.

Jaqueline

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On Sat, 23 Sep 2000 17:55 -0000, ezek...@my-deja.com <ezekieljk@my-deja.c...:

> Date: Sat, 23 Sep 2000 17:55:11 GMT


> From: ezek...@my-deja.com
> Newsgroups: alt.religion.wicca
> Subject: Re: Alert! U.S. Gays in Imminent Danger of Holocaust
>

> Another point: Hitler tricked gays by recruiting some into his staff.
> Later, came The Night of the Long Knives...in which he slaughtered
> them all.

He missed you.

Unlike him. I will allocate the time to cremate your GRID'S infested
lifeless carcass upon a pyer of, Female Cattle Feces.

You will be forgotten. Any remains of your DNA abandoned. Left to rot in
a, Desolate, Barren Area.

So that no harm may ever come to another. "Of Any Species."

Cardinal Fang

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:

He's telling you off because you're being an asshole. It has nothing to do
with being homophobic. But I don't suppose you would let anything like the
TRUTH slow you down when it becomes inconveniant to acknowledge it?

You are not proving anything here, you are just spreading ill-feelings
around. And I recall you being here before, if not ARW then alt.pagan....you
were a self-absorbed asshole then and you're still a self-absorbed asshole
now.

Tell us when you put your GOD HATES HETEROS website up.......

Jaqueline

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On Sat, 23 Sep 2000 18:04 -0000, ezek...@my-deja.com <ezekieljk@my-deja.c...:

> Date: Sat, 23 Sep 2000 18:04:35 GMT


> From: ezek...@my-deja.com
> Newsgroups: alt.religion.wicca
> Subject: Re: Alert! U.S. Gays in Imminent Danger of Holocaust
>

> This is not whining, but warning. The Prince of Elves commands me to do
> this, and I am His Most Obedient Servant and Lover.


I know of a pedophile like you. His name is Jeff "Kid Leo" Skinner. He
claims that he is, Bob Dylan's Love Child.

I enjoy watching his pain. He is forsaken wasting molecules.

Jaqueline

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On Sat, 23 Sep 2000 18:09 -0000, ezek...@my-deja.com <ezekieljk@my-deja.c...:

> Date: Sat, 23 Sep 2000 18:09:15 GMT


> From: ezek...@my-deja.com
> Newsgroups: alt.religion.wicca
> Subject: Re: Alert! U.S. Gays in Imminent Danger of Holocaust
>

> You have no idea how baaaad I can be! Just wait a while longer.


Keep reading, Filth. I am only warming my hands.

Sean MacUisdin

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <39CCABD3...@home.com>,
> Sean MacUisdin <sean.ma...@home.com> wrote:
> > Goodness, the whining. Must you?
>
> This is not whining, but warning. The Prince of Elves commands me to do
> this, and I am His Most Obedient Servant and Lover.

A confused whiner. What were the odds?

Jaguar

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>On Sat, 23 Sep 2000 ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:

> > You ain't too bright for a 50 year old.

> *You're the one who knows nothing about the Elfin Broadsword. That's why


> you avoided addressing that line. I know the truth of Israel's Lost
> Tribe, and how they came upon the Ark of the Covenant, and precisely
> where it's buried...and what the Broadsword has to do with this. And you
> call yourself smart!

You are not pagan, slave as you are to christian myth & symbol.

You are some odd variant of militant Christian.
Off on a crusade to force the infidels to do your bidding.

All you wish to do it force your world view on others.
In the end no different from the homophobes you froth over.

Another Christian, come to force conversion of the Pagans & dictate what
they should do, what to think.

The Inquisition has come & gone. Still Pagans are to be found.
False prophets & demagouges have come & gone. Still Pagans are to be
found.

So here you are, with illusions of world leadership & control...
telling US what we MUST do - to appease your God, in whom we do not
believe. All the while sounding like the Gay version of Koresh or Rev.
Moon.

Under you there is no freedom of belief.
Only thought police & oppression.

Jag

> ---
> LAVENDER VELVET REVOLUTION!
> Disgusted with our choices for next President?
> Write me in: Ezekiel J. Krahlin, gay activist,
> homeless and civil rights advocate. To make
> an informed decision about me, peruse my website:
> http://surf.to/gaybible
>
>

Jaguar

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>On Fri, 22 Sep 2000 ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:

> >Yes SOME pagan groups are heterocentric ..

Rare. Never seen it myself. All the pagan groups I have contact with are
very accepting of homosexuality, with respected homosexual members.

What sex you are attracted to is just not an issue.

> That's all I'm saying, that the shaman/pagan/wiccan groups need to do a
> final housecleaning. They must officially disassociate themselves from
> any remaining groups and people who maintain a heterocentric philosophy,
> and/or allow homophobes to dwell in their midsts. They must make a

That is NOT the solution.

Booting out someone only breeds resentment & does nothing to overcome
their fears. The best cure for a homophobe is to be in a group where
homoseuality is accepted & get to learn about & build friendships with
homosexuals.

Build bridges, not burn them.

Diversity, not separatisim.

> public statement on the mass media regarding this: radio, television,
> and the Internet. They must announce their unequivocal support for Gay
> Equality. And, any group that is truly *not homophobic, will have no
> problem with this...and follow through.

That would only polarize the issue more & lead to more hate & resentment.
It only escalates the situation.

But then you want a war, you don't want the issue resolved.
You want the situation to escalate, you want to be exclusive, not
inclusive.

That way you can wage your war & feed your ego & fanatasies.

> only an itch for selfish pleasure, and is often used by
> heterosexists to justify a sexual act that is legally seen as
> rape.

? What sexual act are you equating with rape?


Jag

Jaguar

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On Fri, 22 Sep 2000 ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:

> In article
> <Pine.SV4.3.96.100092...@saltmine.radix.net>,
> Jaguar <jag...@Radix.Net> wrote:
> > Depends on what you mean by 'free' sex.
> >
> > Free of relationships & emotional ties?
>
> Of course not. The emotional bonding of "agape" is the highest form of
> love. That comes first, then Eros does the rest.

A point that we agree on.

Jag

Cardinal Fang

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Jaguar wrote:

> >On Fri, 22 Sep 2000 ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>

Bravo Jag. That's pretty much what I had on my mind, just couldn't get the
words out right.

--

Noinden

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In article <8qg6es$dpv$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, <ezek...@my-deja.com> wrote:

Snip for bandwidth

Nice speach... finished??????
You are as bigoted as those you attack!
Now be a good chap and go away and post ON topic! or if you must rant
put LONG after a post of this length! .... prat

Noinden

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Sep 24, 2000, 3:15:51 PM9/24/00
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In article <8qg5ol$cv5$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, <ezek...@my-deja.com> wrote:

> In article <8qeq3s$pul$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> Noinden <slaine...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> > In article <8qdult$qlk$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> > ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
> >
> > DO NOT threaten/promise .....
>
> That was a plea and a warning, not a threat.
>
> >i would be very very careful of how you post
>
> Good, then follow my example.

Nope I will chase a trfoll like you till I have cut your head off and
eaten your heart if I see fit!

> >young man!
>
> Not so young. I am 50, and a shaman warrior of the highest level. The
> Elfin Broadsword is now worn on my chest.

Well you broadsword is now match for my blade ... a hand forged raven
armory weaopon ... go post on topic or deal with the results

Noinden

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In article <8qhjgk$152$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, <ezek...@my-deja.com> wrote:


> P.S.: It is only to the shame of those wiccans who regard themselves as
> "gay-friendly", to not speak out against such gay-hateful slurs. Now,
> you see more clearly why our creator sends you a warning, through me,
> his Most Loyal Servant.

pssst Fang never said he was a wiccan ...
PPS it's a shame homosexual militants like you are such jerks ..... it
gives the others a bad name ....

ezek...@my-deja.com

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In article
<Pine.SV4.3.96.100092...@saltmine.radix.net>,
Jaguar <jag...@Radix.Net> wrote:
> > Of course not. The emotional bonding of "agape" is the
> > highest form of love. That comes first, then Eros does
> >the rest.
>
> A point that we agree on.

And that is the highest ideal of lesbian/gay love...for which I strive
and sing, regardless of any foul behavior of my own brethren. Most gays
would agree with me, but for one thing: their voices remain stifled, due
to the grip of rampant, homophobic terrorism choking our Great Land,
across small-town and rural Amerika, where 84% of all gays exist.

My blatant, gay-sex approach in previous messages, was in order to flush
out the homophobes, that truth may be brought out into the light of day.
I am the Great Deceiver in service to Our One Lord.

Rise up, oh ye "cracker queers"...rejoice, for Amerika is ours! And
then: The World!


--------------------------------------------------------------
Permission granted by author for anyone to distribute this
writing free of charge (including translation into any
language)...under condition that no profit is made therefrom,
and that it remain intact and complete, including title and
credit to the original author.

Ezekiel J. Krahlin
ezek...@my-deja.com http://surf.to/gaybible
--------------------------------------------------------------

BURN FLAGS, NOT FAGS

Š 1989 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(Jehovah's Queer Witness)

October 12, 1989

Dear Editor:

Here is my burning response to Andrew Murray's letter,
"Stop Burning Flags," (S.F. Sentinel, October 12):

Andrew: The United States of America has always been a
violently homophobic society...where even murder is justified
in the name of God and the law. (Homophobia, plain and
simple, is a virulent form of madness.) Burning the flag is a
form of peaceful demonstration, to express the failure of our
society to end its barbaric cruelty towards those citizens who
choose to love partners of the same sex. What if someone
murdered your girlfriend, and the courts did not prosecute the
criminal? And you were helpless to do anything, except burn
her/his pictures in the newspapers? Well, what better
"picture" for gays to burn, than the American flag...for it
represents not just one murderer, but millions!

Big deal, so they burned a flag...it is only a symbol,
not a human being. Lesbians and gays are trying every way
possible to defend our rights in non-violent ways. But if
pushed into a corner, with violent retaliation the only means
of saving one's life, then of course violence is dictated as
the final resort. This is a basic natural law...and human
beings are no exception.

You made it quite clear that you are "straight," in the
opening line of your letter (quote): "As I scootered home
from work last (Saturday) night, I stopped to see my
girlfriend in the Castro and heard about the previous night's
gestapo action...etc."

Well, I have noticed a new wave of "heteros" proclaiming
support of lesbians/gays, and claiming to lay down their
lives, if necessary, to defend us. Yet when getting close to
some of these people, I discover very bigoted, violent
viewpoints towards homosexuals and other persecuted groups.
This includes the new influx of hustlers, who claim to be
powerfully pro-gay (and potential partners), in order to win
the trust of their victims.

Andrew, you really seem to have no genuine feelings of
compassion towards the homophile community, for you
immediately jumped to the other side of the fence, just
because you witnessed some protestors burning a piece of
cloth--which symbols you revere far more than human souls.
Your letter merely perpetuates homophobia, for it encourages
further outrage against our struggling lesbian/gay
community...all in the name of "Old Glory" (or should I say
"Old Gory").

The attempt to criminalize the burning of our nation's
flag is supported by those groups most hateful of
homosexuality: Christian fundamentalists, Nazis, and
Right-wing Republicans (to name a few...all of which are
interconnected one way or another). In a very sick kind of
way, Andrew, you perpetuate a time-dishonored tradition of the
land of the "free."

I don't like you one bit, Andrew; and I hope never to
meet you. I feel so sorry for your girlfriend, for I'm sure
she is a victim of whatever other bigotry you espouse...and
may God help any children you breed as a result of your
pathetic need to prove yourself a "man."

I encourage all truly pro-lesbian/gay supporters to wear
a well-burnt American flag somewhere on their jackets and
shirts...as I have started doing today. We strive towards
true democracy, an ideal which has yet to fulfill itself...but
which, I believe, will be achieved in the 1990's, by the
revolutionary actions of a more-united, burgeoning lesbian/gay
community, in conjunction with American Indians, Blacks, The
Homeless, and other long-suffering minorities.

As a final note, I want to express deepest gratitude to
those heterosexuals who really do care about lesbians and
gays, and put their words to action.

---finis


---
LAVENDER VELVET REVOLUTION!
Disgusted with our choices for next President?
Write me in: Ezekiel J. Krahlin, gay activist,
homeless and civil rights advocate. To make
an informed decision about me, peruse my website:
http://surf.to/gaybible

---
Allah is gay, Allah is good!
http://surf.to/gayislam

ezek...@my-deja.com

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In article
<Pine.SV4.3.96.100092...@saltmine.radix.net>,
Jaguar <jag...@Radix.Net> wrote:
> You are not pagan, slave as you are to christian myth & symbol.

If I'm a slave to anything, it's a slave to Love. You are quite correct,
however: it is my intent to convert all Pagans to Christianity. But, by
the same token, I shall convert all Christians to Paganism. You only got
it half right. The Angels have shown to me, that I am already
victorious.

As for myth & symbol: I adore the beauty of all religions and
worldviews, including atheism and other non-God system. I want a new
religion, and a new church, to celebrate this splendrous diversity: The
Courageous Story of Humanity.

Indeed, my major foucs is on Christianity, as in my country, there is a
dire need to defuse the homophobia which overwhelms it...thus, I do
focuse on reinterpreting Christian myth for gay folks. I expect others,
inspired by my ideas, to do same for other religions and belief systems.
But I have dabbled in other cultures, such as my "GayIslam" design,
which you can see for yourself at:

http://surf.to/gayislam

> You are some odd variant of militant Christian.

Aw, shuck, you have me all figured out. Okay, I give up! You are soooo
smart!

> Off on a crusade to force the infidels to do your bidding.

Actually, off on a crusade to slay the beast of homophobia.

> In the end no different from the homophobes you froth over.

Do you have a tapeworm in your brain or something? You are so off the
mark.

> The Inquisition has come & gone. Still Pagans are to be found.

Oh, spare me the diatribe. Every worldview has its history of vulgar
violence and persecution, no more or less than Christianity.

> False prophets & demagouges have come & gone. Still Pagans are to be
> found.

And bears still shit in the woods. Which proves nothing.

> So here you are, with illusions of world leadership & control...

Illusions? Nope. Visions. Martin Luther King said, "I have a
dream"...but I say: "I have a vision".

> telling US what we MUST do - to appease your God, in whom we do not
> believe.

Whoa, wait a minute there, little homonculus: I am appealing to many
different cultural and religious groups to put an end to allowing
homophobia in their ranks. I am *not picking on pagans/shamans/wiccans.
I am also addresssing our African-Amerikan Christian churches, and the
Muslims...and a bunch of others (such as atheists).

> All the while sounding like the Gay version of Koresh
> or Rev. Moon.

I seriously doubt that. You show me where *either of these two twisted
souls ever came close to the eloquence I convey in my tales and poems:

http://surf.to/gaybible

> Under you there is no freedom of belief.

Under me, there's only the bed; and under that, the floor.

> Only thought police & oppression.

When I was a kid, I thought stuff lurked like that under my bed. But
your presence proves there are such things as bogeymen.

> Jag

off

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Permission granted by author for anyone to distribute this
writing free of charge (including translation into any
language)...under condition that no profit is made therefrom,
and that it remain intact and complete, including title and
credit to the original author.

Ezekiel J. Krahlin
ezek...@my-deja.com http://surf.to/gaybible
--------------------------------------------------------------


NEW DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

Š 1998 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(Jehovah's Queer Witness)

I hereby declare war against the United States
Government, and to all its people who support the federal
sanction against same-sex marriage... which may be a majority.
The moment government permits any state to officially and
intentionally deny a gay citizen's right to the pursuit of
happiness--as indeed marriage is a blissful goal--the door is
open to establishing all homophile women and men as second
class citizens in perpetuity.

I perceive this unconstitutional, ungodly sanction as the
first step towards eradicating all known homosexuals in our
sorry nation. The bombing of the Lesbian lounge in Atlanta is
just the beginning...unless the federal government and
mainstream Christian churches--including African-American
congregations--immediately step in and aggressively fight back
against the jihad these homophobes have declared. (I'm not
holding my breath.) Their continued silence and foot-dragging
on the noble issue of same-sex-lover rights, puts blood on
their hands as surely as if they were right-wing fanatics
themselves!

I urge all lesbians, gays, bisexuals, gender changers,
their supporters, and other so-called queer types to bear arms
and take to the streets...and push back the beast of
homophobia that now rears its ugly head in the eyes of the
majority, who prowl this gutted country like ghouls from The
Night Of The Living Dead. For all intent purposes, President
Clinton has nodded his head in approval of a nationwide witch
hunt to kill us anywhere and everywhere we are seen or known
to abide...or at best to deny us jobs, shelter, friendship,
and equal treatment. Our President's wavering on the "gays in
the military" issue, along with the signing of DOMA...places
him in direct responsibility for exacerbating the hostility
against a basically harmless, and decent, group of citizens:
gay women and men.

Likewise for our so-called "liberal" straight
friends...who are too cowardly to display a pink triangle on
their own clothing, or a T-shirt or bumper sticker
proclaiming: "Another Hetero for Lesbian & Gay Rights". Yet
they proudly wear slogans and icons promoting the rights of
African-Americans, women, children, trees, animals, and so on.
The Danes in World War II sported stars of David to conceal
Jewish folk from Nazis...but I hear of none who displayed the
pink triangle.

If you are heterosexual, and perceive yourself as a true
"progressive", then you would have no qualms in taking up this
noble banner of Homophile Liberation in the ways I have
suggested...else you, too, have blood on your hands. But if
heteros at large still refuse to see this as their fight,
too...we homosexuals can flood the straight bars, clubs, and
other hetero hangouts. Our presence, with pink triangles
emblazoned on our shirts and jackets, will turn these straight
clubs into targets of the Army of God and their ilk. Then, of
course, we'll have a lot more allies in the resistance--albeit
unwilling.

Be it known that I am proudly homosexual, that I am a
Christian who respects all other beliefs as equal, that I
presently go by the name Ezekiel Krahlin (formerly Gene
Catalano). Be it also known that I propose the new label
"Thracian" over "gay male," to symbolize the new-found
empowerment of the homophile community in this century's
closing decade. The word "gay" perpetuates a stereotype of
ourselves as flighty, emotional, and frivolous...not to be
taken seriously, as a citizen, as a human being, or as
anything else! (Surely, women have a similar complaint
against male chauvanists.)

"Lesbian" is a beautiful term for the homosexual female;
as its name comes from a Greek Island with a rich, classical
history. The region of Thrace also has a great history, and
likewise plays an honored role in Hellenic culture...hence I
coin the term "Thracian" for those who are commonly thought of
as "gay male". Ancient Greeks first called their northern
neighbors "Thracians," and later, "Macedonians"...the people
from whom arose Alexander The Great. "Hellenic" can be the
general term for both homophile women and men, who are sick of
the belittling and ineffectual descriptor, "gay". This caps a
nice balance on the other two Greek words, to form an elegant
triad: Hellenic, Lesbian, Thracian. It also does away with
the chauvanistic stance of using "Gay" to represent both male
and female members, as well as males only. (Credit for the
idea of "Hellenic" to replace "Gay" goes to Fireweaver, an
Internet friend.)

Heterosexism, chauvinism, misogyny, mysandry, homophobia,
pedophilia, racism, and bestiality are all blasphemies in God's
eyes, and in mine, and in the eyes of all good people. Under this
inspiration, I declare Northern California a safe haven, and
demand protection by the United Nations Global Peacekeepers. I
also call for the secession of this region, and its establishment as a
government solely for and by Hellenes...where all beliefs are to be
equally respected. Let this new nation be named "Athenia," to
honor woman's suffrage as well as symbolize wisdom and valor. As
a body politik, we are as the victorious David against Goliath: the
giant of homophobia shall be toppled and slain in our time.

Let it also be known that not every gay person is a
friend. Like any group of human beings, they have their ranks
of evil forces. True hearts are few and far between...love
and be constant to such friends--if indeed you have even
one--for you are well blessed. For wherever there are two
kindred hearts, there Your Angel will be also, in spirit. Do
not judge any person by any category (such as gay or hetero,
Jew or Christian, ugly or handsome, poor or rich, white or
black, etc.) But do judge her by what comes from the heart, as
expressed in words and deeds.

Civilization (for what it's worth) is about to go
berserk; the capitalist world as we know it is doomed. I
trust that those whom I can reach through this letter, already
are taking action. If you are wicked (homophobic), it is not
yet too late to change. I stand by you in prayer, and hope
you will join the valorous. For until the last enemy is fallen, it
is my duty to fight for every lost soul until the final moment.
Yes, I pray most ardently for the lost, not for the risen.

In closing, I humbly attempt to give solace to my
Hellenic sisters and brothers, with this quote from Psalm 35
(1-8):

Plead my cause, O Lord, with those who strive with me;
Fight against those who fight against me.
Take hold of shield and buckler,
And stand up for my help.

Also draw out the spear,
And stop those who pursue me.
Say to my soul,
"I am your salvation."

Let those be put to shame and brought to dishonor
Who seek after my life;
Let those be turned back and brought to confusion
Who plot my hurt.
Let them be like chaff before the wind,
And let the angel of the Lord pursue them.

For without cause they have hidden their net for me in
a pit,
Which they have dug without cause for my life.
Let destruction come upon him unexpectedly,
And let his net that he has hidden catch himself;
Into that very destruction let him fall.

---finis

Noinden

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In article
<Pine.SV4.3.96.100092...@saltmine.radix.net>, Jaguar
<jag...@Radix.Net> wrote:

> >On Fri, 22 Sep 2000 ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> > >Yes SOME pagan groups are heterocentric ..
>
> Rare. Never seen it myself. All the pagan groups I have contact with are
> very accepting of homosexuality, with respected homosexual members.

I Know some very unsympathetic ("orthodox") gardinian groups all over
the world!

> What sex you are attracted to is just not an issue.

Hmm I also know theses same groups refusing entry to covens on the
basis or open (homo or Bi)sexuality!

T(that part of the post was a reply I made)

Rhyanon

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He has spent the last year or so fighting tooth and nail the childrens'
health insurance program implemented by the fed. govm't. It's called CHIP
[childrens' health ins. prog.] and Texas alone was given over 400 million
dollars --- the state has _not_ spent!! Now, it will have to be returned and
distributed among states whose governors and lawmakers actually cared enough
about the kids to use the funds they were given. If he could do Texas
children so wrong, what about everyone elses' kids?

ezek...@my-deja.com

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In article <250920000715515512%sla...@orcon.net.nz>,

Noinden <sla...@orcon.net.nz> wrote:
> Well you broadsword is now match for my blade ... a hand forged raven
> armory weaopon ... go post on topic or deal with the results

I also have a militia, now globally dispersed.

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Permission granted by author for anyone to distribute this
writing free of charge (including translation into any
language)...under condition that no profit is made therefrom,
and that it remain intact and complete, including title and
credit to the original author.

Ezekiel J. Krahlin
ezek...@my-deja.com http://surf.to/gaybible
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THE ORDER OF THE BLUE ROSE

Š1998 by Ezekiel Krahlin

petals twisted around themselves
tremble to surrender to the world
a glory to be witnessed
beneath the brilliant sun

my heart is a blue rose

the chain of command
the chain of heartbreak
the rosey chain
radiates from my heart
chakra lotus blossom
4th seal of the apocalypse
spreads over eureka valley s.f.
petals tossed into a concrete pond
ripple outward
and beyond
as i fall into the arms of the
new marines soldiers of the pink triangle
army of lovers invincible
stand before the world

and the world trembles: thracians!

same sex paramours
militias skilled in the art of love
physical beauty and stamina:
all weapons to win
the heart of the enemy
to our side
or perish
provocateurs of seduction shall throw down
the garters of all governments
and the whores of cold cash

these are the thracians
and the innermost circle:
the order of the blue rose
sudden death to you who scorn
any one of my beloved warriors
let this be commandment 11

legions of unicorns and winged horses
stand ready for battle
to serve as warrior steeds
the moment i give the signal

a blue rose in the window


---finis


---
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Write me in: Ezekiel J. Krahlin, gay activist,
homeless and civil rights advocate. To make
an informed decision about me, peruse my website:
http://surf.to/gaybible

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Before you buy.

ezek...@my-deja.com

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In article <250920000717482552%sla...@orcon.net.nz>,

Noinden <sla...@orcon.net.nz> wrote:
> pssst Fang never said he was a wiccan ...

Then Fang must not be a very advanced Wiccan. For all true witches,
wizards and warlocks already know of me...and have known so for at least
several years, if not since the day I was born July 1, 1950 (well
before I was even awakened to my True Self in this lifetime!). The true
devotees of Wicca already are following my instructions to cleanse their
groups of any remaining homophobia (including gathering
offenders' names from these newsgroups)...while you charlatans waste
precious time blocking up the channels of communication. If you don't
willfully step aside, you will be blasted aside.

Be blessed (or be damned)!

---
Allah is gay, Allah is good!
http://surf.to/gayislam

ezek...@my-deja.com

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Sep 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/25/00
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In article
<Pine.SV4.3.96.100092...@saltmine.radix.net>, Jaguar
<jag...@Radix.Net> wrote:

> In article <250920001831259416%sla...@orcon.net.nz>,


> Noinden <sla...@orcon.net.nz> wrote:
> > Rare. Never seen it myself. All the pagan groups I have contact
> > with are very accepting of homosexuality,

I'd say that's true for the majority of such groups...I am talking about
the remaining 12% or so. Just because one's own group is free of
gay-hatred, does not mean *all groups are. That's just very smug, and
even homophobic, to suggest such.

> I Know some very unsympathetic ("orthodox") gardinian groups all over
> the world!

Thank you, Jaguar, for acknowledging my claims. So many here attack me
as if I were some sort of noodle-head. As if homophobia, even when it
does exist, is not really so important as their other wiccan matters.
Thus, they essentially reveal a remaining streak of gay-hatred in their
own groups, their own souls.

> Hmm I also know theses same groups refusing entry to covens on the
> basis or open (homo or Bi)sexuality!

Quite correct. Again, thanks. I have seen a pagan group's website that
proclaimed it to be a "Family Values" site. Of course, no representation
could be found, of any pro-gay material. I posted to the webmaster,
suggesting they include their own pagan gays in the mix.

Also: Any pagan/wiccan/shaman group that does not willfully include some
dignified gay resources and art in the mix of their own groups, and in
their publications/websites, must answered to this intentional
negligence, as it is every bit as unseemly as outright gay-bashing.

Likewise for any group that does not willfully advertise itself in the
mainstream media--websites, newspapers, radio, television--as being
totally opposed to any sort of homophobia in its ranks. Any groups that
can't afford advertising in such media, can do same by distributing
inexpensive brochures, calling talk shows, and posting to newsgroups.

I reiterate: homophobia is the most vulgar of sins. It is no small
matter; a lot of souls hang in the balance over this. In fact, very soon
many nations and institutions will crumble (and new ones rise) over this
single issue.

Be blessed or be damned.

Sean MacUisdin

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> > Well you broadsword is now match for my blade ... a hand forged raven
> > armory weaopon ... go post on topic or deal with the results
>
> I also have a militia, now globally dispersed.

Of course you do.

Sean MacUisdin

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:

> Then Fang must not be a very advanced Wiccan. For all true witches,
> wizards and warlocks already know of me...and have known so for at least
> several years,

Was there an article in 'Prat Weekly' that I missed? Perhaps 'The
Bleaters Home Journal'? Maybe 'Braying Magazine'?

Jaqueline

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Sep 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/25/00
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On Mon, 25 Sep 2000 00:38 -0000, ezek...@my-deja.com <ezekieljk@my-deja.c...:

> Date: Mon, 25 Sep 2000 00:38:44 GMT


> From: ezek...@my-deja.com
> Newsgroups: alt.religion.wicca
> Subject: Re: Alert! U.S. Gays in Imminent Danger of Holocaust
>

> My blatant, gay-sex approach in previous messages, was in order to flush
> out the homophobes, that truth may be brought out into the light of day.
> I am the Great Deceiver in service to Our One Lord.

Awww... What is the matter? Poor little Gay Boy getting all beaten up?

> Rise up, oh ye "cracker queers"...rejoice, for Amerika is ours! And
> then: The World!

Oh. I am going to arise alright. "BURN YOU FAG, NOT FLAGS."

The Last Church

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Sep 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/25/00
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The Bible And Homosexuality -
No where does Christ or the bible speak
against homosexuality.

Anyone who claims to be a Christian but who at the same time
rejects
homosexual people and overtly or covertly works to kill
them, is not
and
cannot ever be a true "Christian," but is perhaps someone
else who is
following teachings which more resemble some other doctrine,
than any
true "Christian" doctrine which can be discerned. Check out
the
following books, and check out some of the reviews of the
books by
gays
and Christians whose lives have been helped immeasurably by
the
application of a little Christian love and charity.
What the Bible Really Says About Homosexuality - by Daniel
A.
Helminiak,
Ph.D.
A Stranger at the Gate: To Be Gay and Christian in America -
by Mel
White
Christianity, Social Tolerance and Homosexuality: Gay People
in
Western
Europe from the Beginning of the Western Era to the
Fourteenth
Century -
by John Boswell
Read how Christians who persecute and condemn gay children
and adults
and deny them equal rights and acceptance, have obviously
betrayed
their
savior Jesus Christ and could very well be traitors to
freedom in
America. Such people should pray to Jesus and ask him for
guidance,
and
if they think they hear a response to their prayers which
tells them
to
continue to persecute and condemn gay children and adults,
then they
have gotten the wrong message from the wrong source, and
they have
been
deceived by the great deceiver.


There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor
free, there
is
neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ
Jesus." Gal
3:28

We are all vessels. If we make ourselves available to God,
it doesn't
matter who or what we are, he'll use us.

114 Simon Peter said to them, "Make Mary leave us, for
females don't
deserve life."

Jesus said, "Look, I will guide her to make her male, so
that she too
may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every
female who
makes herself male will enter the kingdom of Heaven."

Anyone who uses a bible to put down women does not know the
teachings of
Christ. One of the reasons they hung him was for treating
women as
equal
to men.............


Ludvig Prinn

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Sep 25, 2000, 8:32:26 PM9/25/00
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>> I also have a militia, now globally dispersed.

Ah, yes. Gene Cataldo's "Brown Rose Militia", aptly named in reference to the
male nether orifice, apparently an item of great esteem among them.

Mr Cataldo is a crank who stands on the streets of San Francisco, stopping
traffic and passersby to scream heterophobic propaganda at them. He has been
arrested over a dozen times for this very offense, yet he continues. The high
point of his "queer career" as he calls it was his harassment of heterosexual
US Marines by bombarding them with homosexual propaganda while they were
overseas.

Dismiss Mr Cataldo's impotent ravings, and his pathetic threats of "faggot
world domination" as well. "Crawlin' Zeke" as we know him is nothing, not even
a human being.

_____________________________________
"Trauma is the engine of Initiation" - Lud

"You are a sickening, twisted THING - NOT a person, NOT HUMAN!"--Metadromos

"You MONSTER! DIE! DIE!" -- Mina Pell

Ludvig Prinn
Worker of Miracles
http://embark.to/Ludvig

Jaqueline

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On Mon, 25 Sep 2000 19:04 -0000, ezek...@my-deja.com <ezekieljk@my-deja.c...:

> Date: Mon, 25 Sep 2000 19:04:03 GMT


> From: ezek...@my-deja.com
> Newsgroups: alt.religion.wicca
> Subject: Re: Alert! U.S. Gays in Imminent Danger of Holocaust
>
>

> Be blessed (or be damned)!

Oh! I am going to bless_ this_ alright.

/


O/////||Jaqueline - Pagan, High Priestess and Witch}

\

As I split your scrotum and make you a, FEMALE!!!

Zephera MorningStar

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Sep 25, 2000, 10:18:15 PM9/25/00
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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:

>> pssst Fang never said he was a wiccan ...
>

>Then Fang must not be a very advanced Wiccan.

Hey! pssst.. Fang never said he was wiccan.. Oh! I'm not wiccan
either..

> For all true witches,
>wizards and warlocks already know of me...and have known so for at least

>several years, if not since the day I was born July 1, 1950 (well
>before I was even awakened to my True Self in this lifetime!).

I've been a wizard since 1974 and never heard of you, until rolled
your little troll self in here..

> The true
>devotees of Wicca already are following my instructions to cleanse their
>groups of any remaining homophobia (including gathering
>offenders' names from these newsgroups)...

ROTFL!!!!! Looks like the doctor dropped you on your head, when you
were born..

>while you charlatans waste
>precious time blocking up the channels of communication. If you don't
>willfully step aside, you will be blasted aside.

Blasted?!!! Hey! Fang!!! Time to don the Imperial Helmet of
Snookie, this troll is talking about blasting!!

>
>Be blessed (or be damned)!

By whom?

Noinden

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Sep 25, 2000, 10:14:02 PM9/25/00
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In article <8qo8er$7ou$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,

ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
> In article
> <Pine.SV4.3.96.100092...@saltmine.radix.net>, Jaguar
> <jag...@Radix.Net> wrote:
>
> > In article <250920001831259416%sla...@orcon.net.nz>,
> > Noinden <sla...@orcon.net.nz> wrote:
> > > Rare. Never seen it myself. All the pagan groups I have contact
> > > with are very accepting of homosexuality,
>
> I'd say that's true for the majority of such groups...I am talking about
> the remaining 12% or so. Just because one's own group is free of
> gay-hatred, does not mean *all groups are. That's just very smug, and
> even homophobic, to suggest such.
>
> > I Know some very unsympathetic ("orthodox") gardinian groups all over
> > the world!
>
> Thank you, Jaguar, for acknowledging my claims. So many here attack me
> as if I were some sort of noodle-head. As if homophobia, even when it
> does exist, is not really so important as their other wiccan matters.
> Thus, they essentially reveal a remaining streak of gay-hatred in their
> own groups, their own souls.


My you are an impared one ...... you replied to me bud ... I amde the claim
not Jag .... Yes said groups have hatred however said groups are a vast
minority slowly dying out from lack of intrest!

> > Hmm I also know theses same groups refusing entry to covens on the
> > basis or open (homo or Bi)sexuality!
>

> Quite correct. Again, thanks. I have seen a pagan group's website that
> proclaimed it to be a "Family Values" site. Of course, no representation
> could be found, of any pro-gay material. I posted to the webmaster,
> suggesting they include their own pagan gays in the mix.
>
> Also: Any pagan/wiccan/shaman group that does not willfully include some
> dignified gay resources and art in the mix of their own groups, and in
> their publications/websites, must answered to this intentional
> negligence, as it is every bit as unseemly as outright gay-bashing.

Balls! Being a Druid I am a protector of rights! we don't attack sexuality
EVER as we seldom if ever in any branch use it in ritual! Yo uare jsut some
crank with a wild hair up your ass who needs a slapping!

> Likewise for any group that does not willfully advertise itself in the
> mainstream media--websites, newspapers, radio, television--as being
> totally opposed to any sort of homophobia in its ranks. Any groups that
> can't afford advertising in such media, can do same by distributing
> inexpensive brochures, calling talk shows, and posting to newsgroups.
>
> I reiterate: homophobia is the most vulgar of sins. It is no small
> matter; a lot of souls hang in the balance over this. In fact, very soon
> many nations and institutions will crumble (and new ones rise) over this
> single issue.

Through your brand of violent militant action you hurt your cause more than
help ... you are a low base creature! Most homosexuals would rahter beat you
with rubber hoses filled with lead is my guess!

Keep on with the threats and you will find you are not immune from
retaliation (not a threat a prediction)

> Be blessed or be damned.

I reiterate you demented fool
Pog mo Toin Yr Bhide!

Noinden

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In article <8qo7ii$6lv$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> > pssst Fang never said he was a wiccan ...
>
> Then Fang must not be a very advanced Wiccan. For all true witches,

> wizards and warlocks already know of me...and have known so for at least
> several years, if not since the day I was born July 1, 1950 (well
> before I was even awakened to my True Self in this lifetime!). The true

> devotees of Wicca already are following my instructions to cleanse their
> groups of any remaining homophobia (including gathering
> offenders' names from these newsgroups)...while you charlatans waste

> precious time blocking up the channels of communication. If you don't
> willfully step aside, you will be blasted aside.

You are speaking the most intolerant load of shite! (1) Warlock is a term
NEVER used by a wiccan or otehr pagan ... it means TRAITOR and is a
derogitory term (2) You seem to know nothing of anything much! (3) That is
the last threat you twisted little worm.

This is USENET free for all to use ... if some twit wants to be a bigot here
... fine WE will deal with him not you! YOu are being a bigot QED you are
fair game.


You speak new age crap!

As a Druid I accept all for theim self ..as most wiccans do ... yet as a gay
you feel you are owed an appology psst you have to earn respect not are given
out of hand.... we all have! I am a VERY VERY visual pagan in my community ,
I am well respected and not feared nor derided .. yo uare Joe nobdy ,.., earn
OUR respect ... oh hint TOO LATE

My ultimatum is thus .... appologise, post in a normal and non inflamitory
manner and use respectful language or by Lugh I will (along with others her)
make you wish you ahd listened

pog mo toin

Noinden

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Sep 25, 2000, 10:29:32 PM9/25/00
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In article <8qhjrr$19b$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,

ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:
> In article <8qeq3s$pul$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> Noinden <slaine...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> > DO NOT threaten/promise ..... i would be very very careful of
> > how you post
>
> In a nutshell: you are full of shit.


In a nut shell ..... You are being watched! .... I would make arrangements
for a NEW ISP if I was you

Noinden

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Sep 25, 2000, 10:27:30 PM9/25/00
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In article <8qo75n$67v$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> > Well you broadsword is now match for my blade ... a hand forged raven
> > armory weapon ... go post on topic or deal with the results

>
> I also have a militia, now globally dispersed.


Yeah right ... look bub if you are gonna fight the good fight do it thine
self... not behinde this fake madness you 're putting on!

Oh and a friendly warning ..... piss off now!

Noinden

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Sep 26, 2000, 12:38:28 AM9/26/00
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In article <vkqvsso614gb4eded...@news.giganews.com>,
Zephera MorningStar <zep...@amaonline.com> wrote:
> ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:

> Blasted?!!! Hey! Fang!!! Time to don the Imperial Helmet of
> Snookie, this troll is talking about blasting!!

*close the blast doors close the blast doors* (sorry star wars flah back) I
suggest an alliance (damn TV I did not even watch bloody survivor and I know
what that means). I am about ready to use my Hero heat against his little
snot ... Fang can direct and you can "hold my sword" .... you wanted to get
your hands on atlantian scince I mentioned it!


Why do we get every wanna be troll in paganism here!

Ludvig Prinn

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Sep 26, 2000, 1:09:29 AM9/26/00
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>Ah, yes. Gene Cataldo's "Brown Rose Militia", aptly named in reference to
>the
>male nether orifice, apparently an item of great esteem among them.

Catalano, rather.

ezek...@my-deja.com

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Sep 26, 2000, 3:00:00 AM9/26/00
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<Pine.LNX.4.21.000925...@blueberry.inwa.net>,

"Jaqueline Auburn WA." <sky...@hemp.net> wrote:

> As I split your scrotum and make you a, FEMALE!!!

You are a master of female vulgarity. The award you'll receive is too
vulgar to describe.

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