new to the group!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Irby
my name is candi, but all my friends call me k00ki cause candi is such a
dumb name. i really like xfiles, its sooooo kewl!!!!!!!
i think moulder is just dreamy, i tell you i wouldnt kick him out of bed for
eating sunflower seeds LOL!!! i like skyner to cause his bald head is
really sexy!!! my husband gets so jealous cause i always scream out
moulders name or sometimes skyners. he got mad the other day and shaved his
head cause he thought it would make him look like skyner but it didnt. hes
so immature. he says hes going to leave me but i know hes lying cause if he
was going to he woulda left me last year when i slept with that pizza guy
that looked like crycheck.
i wanna be spanked by moulder, that would be soooo kewl! maybe skyner could
hold me down and tickle me and then moulder and crycheck could come in and
take turns spanking me. i ask my husband to spank me sometimes but he just
pours himself another scotch and goes out to the garage. i think he has
dirty pictures out there cause sometimes he sleeps out there. last week i
caught him sleeping in the car and hed left it running!!!! what a dummy!
LOL!!!
anyway i just wanted to introduce myself and tell you that if you want to
talk to me about xfiles or anything you can email me. i like email cause
you can think about stuff before you type it and it makes you seem smarter
LOL!!!!
:-)
i have some questions maybe you can help me
when does the new season start?
why does moulder put that x in the window?
is cigarette man moulders dad or what? i think he is cause he slept with
moulders mom. id sleep with cigarette man too cause hes hot for an old man.
why is mox fulder so mean to people? is that his real name?
did spinder die? i hope not cause hes hot. id sleep with him too. LOL!
well thats all for now but ill talk to all of you soon.
bye for now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~k00ki~~~~~~
Jen (is not a potato)
"Chris Irby" <chri...@topher.net> opined pensively:
>hi everybody! im new to the group and i just wanted to introduce myself!
>my name is candi, but all my friends call me k00ki cause candi is such a
snip a lot of stupid crap.
You aren't new. You aren't Candi. If you want to pretend you're
someone else, remember to change your name in your preferences or
options or whatever.
Otherwise, GoAT.
Jen
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Boondoggler
<snip my pet peeves >
>
> :-)
>
> i have some questions maybe you can help me
>
> when does the new season start?
>
> why does moulder put that x in the window?
>
> is cigarette man moulders dad or what? i think he is cause he slept with
> moulders mom. id sleep with cigarette man too cause hes hot for an old man.
>
> why is mox fulder so mean to people? is that his real name?
>
> did spinder die? i hope not cause hes hot. id sleep with him too. LOL!
>
>
> well thats all for now but ill talk to all of you soon.
>
> bye for now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> ~~~~~~k00ki~~~~~~
I'd love to answer your questions kOOki, but dammit, where are the HUGS?
--
Boondoggler
XFW1114, ggg, MBC
Bill k.
<jenn...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>On Wed, 15 Sep 1999 20:38:07 -0500, in alt.tv.x-files the esteemed
>"Chris Irby" <chri...@topher.net> opined pensively:
>
>>hi everybody! im new to the group and i just wanted to introduce myself!
>>my name is candi, but all my friends call me k00ki cause candi is such a
>
>snip a lot of stupid crap.
>
>You aren't new. You aren't Candi. If you want to pretend you're
>someone else, remember to change your name in your preferences or
>options or whatever.
>
>Otherwise, GoAT.
>
I thought it was funny,LOL!!!!!!!!
Bill k.
FEB
>Jen
Jen (is not a potato)
Bill k. <ab...@v-wave.com> opined pensively:
>I thought it was funny,LOL!!!!!!!!
Bastard. ;-P
Jen!!!!!
Tamarisk
jenn...@earthlink.net wrote:
> snip a lot of stupid crap.
>
> You aren't new. You aren't Candi. If you want to pretend you're
> someone else, remember to change your name in your preferences or
> options or whatever.
In light of recent discussions about "newbies and their introduction
posts", I think, this person only tried to make fun of it all, or make
people fall for it, whatever. Compare the post to that of *real*, and
now deceased, newbie Autumn. They are very similar. Of course, I could
be wrong.
Tamarisk
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Bill k.
<jenn...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>On Wed, 15 Sep 1999 19:54:03 -0600, in alt.tv.x-files the esteemed
>Bill k. <ab...@v-wave.com> opined pensively:
>
>>I thought it was funny,LOL!!!!!!!!
>
>Bastard. ;-P
>
Heehee!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill k.
FEB!!!!!!!!
>Jen!!!!!
Fox's Vixen
----------
>From: "Chris Irby" <chri...@topher.net>
>Newsgroups: alt.tv.x-files
>Subject: new to the group!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Date: Wed, Sep 15, 1999, 10:38 PM
>
> hi everybody! im new to the group and i just wanted to introduce myself!
> my name is candi, but all my friends call me k00ki cause candi is such a
> dumb name. i really like xfiles, its sooooo kewl!!!!!!!
>
[snip] Oh my god, I have never, ever laughed so hard in my life! Thank you
for this... it was brilliant... <wiping away tears of hysterical laughter>.
Whoever you are, please, please stick around!
But stop getting those Moulder spankings... that's *my* job.
FV.
Crazy Chick
>>
>>Bastard. ;-P
>>
>Heehee!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>Bill k.
>FEB!!!!!!!!
>
>>Jen!!!!!
Okay, who has been giving Bill the wacky weed?
-Crazy Chick-
XFW#42, WotF Mistress
Captain of the Black Revelations
Samurai SMUTster #447612 Keeper of the Guide
Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear, and man from all
sides" --Russian Proverb.
Chris Irby
in a fit of righteous indignation:
> You aren't new. You aren't Candi. If you want to pretend you're
> someone else, remember to change your name in your preferences or
> options or whatever.
Actually, I have copyrighted the name Candi and all variations thereof. Use
of the name Candi, Candy, Candice or Cancan without express written
permission from me is a direct violation of the law. Guilty parties should
immediately turn themselves in to the nearest policeman, priest or authority
figure.
> Otherwise, GoAT.
Oooh, cool! Acronyms! How about KMyBWAYSRHB!
Chris Irby
chri...@topher.net
Candi, Candy, Candice and Cancan (c)1999 All Rights Reserved Patent
Pending
(but k00ki is up for grabs if anybody wants to use it)
Laura Heselton
My name's Karly and I too am new to the goup -- I just wanted to say
that I think your post was hysterical! I didn't quite get the
'welcoming' introduction as you -- but I wish you luck!!! This newsgroup
rocks and (most) of the people are really cool. So, if you wanna chat
about how absolutely AWESOME the x-files is... e-mail me at
karl...@hotmail.com
-Karly :-P
Chris Irby wrote:
>
> hi everybody! im new to the group and i just wanted to introduce myself!
> my name is candi, but all my friends call me k00ki cause candi is such a
> dumb name. i really like xfiles, its sooooo kewl!!!!!!!
>
> i think moulder is just dreamy, i tell you i wouldnt kick him out of bed for
> eating sunflower seeds LOL!!! i like skyner to cause his bald head is
> really sexy!!! my husband gets so jealous cause i always scream out
> moulders name or sometimes skyners. he got mad the other day and shaved his
> head cause he thought it would make him look like skyner but it didnt. hes
> so immature. he says hes going to leave me but i know hes lying cause if he
> was going to he woulda left me last year when i slept with that pizza guy
> that looked like crycheck.
>
> i wanna be spanked by moulder, that would be soooo kewl! maybe skyner could
> hold me down and tickle me and then moulder and crycheck could come in and
> take turns spanking me. i ask my husband to spank me sometimes but he just
> pours himself another scotch and goes out to the garage. i think he has
> dirty pictures out there cause sometimes he sleeps out there. last week i
> caught him sleeping in the car and hed left it running!!!! what a dummy!
> LOL!!!
>
> anyway i just wanted to introduce myself and tell you that if you want to
> talk to me about xfiles or anything you can email me. i like email cause
> you can think about stuff before you type it and it makes you seem smarter
> LOL!!!!
>
Hobbs
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! <contented sigh>
Ah, what a wonderful, wonderful post....<giggle>.....
Thank you. You have made my evening.
Hehe.
Hobbs
--
*back in black*
SMUTster #17
Dude 1: Hey, it's that cannonball guy. <sarcastically> He's cool.
Dude 2: Are you being sarcastic, dude?
Dude 1: <resignedly> I don't even know anymore.
Starla
>
>Actually, I have copyrighted the name Candi and all variations thereof. Use
>of the name Candi, Candy, Candice or Cancan without express written
>permission from me is a direct violation of the law. Guilty parties should
>immediately turn themselves in to the nearest policeman, priest or authority
>figure.
>
Priests arent allowed to betray confidences (told to them in confession,
that is). Not even if they murder someone. But thanks anyway!
Anyway, a month or 2 ago I was watching 60 minutes and they were doing an
interview with Candace Bergan...
oh. damn.
carrie
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http://www.uiuc.edu/~c-fay * starla *
"On and on it will always be, rhythm, rhyme, and harmony"
--Christine McVie
Sarah Chesal
HUGS!
I think I was still lurking last time you were here, so you may have no clue
who I am, but welcome back anyway.
Tell us again how much you liked TFWID. (That was you, right? ;-D)
--
-Sarabelle
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Chris Irby
news:7ru451$p63$1...@news1.bu.edu...
> I think I was still lurking last time you were here, so you may have no
clue
> who I am, but welcome back anyway.
Wow. Thanks! I can't believe ANYBODY remembered me, what with the
8,000,000,000 posts a day that this board gets. I'm getting all misty
now...
> Tell us again how much you liked TFWID. (That was you, right? ;-D)
You know, to be fair, when I first watched TFWID, I didn't like it very
much. But it came on again a while back, and I watched it, more out of
boredom than anything else. And you know what? I *really* hate it now.
And if I ever hear Kristen Cloke do that horrible borst belt accent again, I
will cash in my 401K and personally pay someone to bitchslap her.
Sorry. My therapist has a list of issues, but we haven't worked this far
down it yet.
Hugs,
Chris
chri...@topher.net
"Oh, he didn't just suffer a little bit, my friend! He suffered more than
Buddha, or Hindu, or... or Yoga ever did!"
-Jonathan Bell, Inept Televangelist and Occasional Pedophile