On the Prowl for a Patron
Chief Thracian
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Ezekiel J. Krahlin
http://surf.to/gaybible
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ON THE PROWL FOR A PATRON
(c) 2002 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(Poet Laureate of WWIII)
The Little Vampire woke up one morning, to suddenly find that he was
without fangs. So he wrote this plea, and distributed it everywhere
(by hand, Internet newsgroups, letters to editors, etc.). But he
presented it to the bartenders of The Pendulum, first:
[2002 April 5]: Ironically (and thus, predictably) I have run out of
button parts, just when I'm making this marvelous breakthrough. Is
money truly filthy lucre that my Father in Heaven never wants to touch
my thoughtful art? Who is going to bail me out of this predicament?
I've just started a prolific creative cycle, when suddenly the button
parts are gone. (Help, I've fallen and I can't get back up!) Can you
believe it: 51 years old and still looking for a sugar daddy? So which
handsome elder gentleman out there, would love to be my patron, and
set me up with the artist studio (I want to sculpt), the parties, the
dinners, the tours...you know, the whole package usually reserved for
such a struggling-artist-slash-budding-star as myself. (Eeeek! I can't
take this "suffering, starving" personna any more. )
I have no problem with older men; I don't give a flying jackass how
old you are...as long as you're built like a Greek God, I'll be quite
happy, thank you. (Oh, and you younger guys--down to 25 only,
please--I am certainly open to having any of you be my patron...if
you're filthy rich, that is (and built like a Greek God)! Just because
you suffer the disadvantage of youth, is no reason you can't apply for
the position. But you shall be tested to the max (and to the fullest
extent the law will allow). Opportunity drools!
Picture this: All my buttons super-sized to 12-foot diameters, 100%
anatomically correct, at SFMOMA...visitors walking around them, no
part of the button left out, including the gigantic pin. One of them
(perhaps "I Bash Back") has the likeness of a former lover, skewered
by an oversized button; and I call this piece "Ex" (Du-uuh!). Soon to
be unveiled: "I Never Met A Landlord I Didn't Hate"...this being a
three-button affair, for sure (assuming I can fit more than one
landlord on each pin)! Move over, Alexander (the Great Greek), I have
come to complete what you have left unfinished. Hail Athenia!
P.S.:
Not welcome: hard drugs of any sort (as well as poppers, smart drugs
and all that crap), tobacco smoke, excessive alcohol, phony men.
Welcome: marijuana (buds, not leaves or--deity-forbid--shake),
moderate alcohol (esp. tequila and vodka), real men.
---finis
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Lavender-Velvet Revolution
http://surf.to/gaybible
Julie Grissom
IT'S BACK!
MAKE IT GO AWAY!
<runs and hides behind bear, carefully keeping her talisman in her mind>
Elfie
Chief Thracian
> ACK!
> IT'S BACK!
> MAKE IT GO AWAY!
Thanks, Julie, thanks so much...for being such a fine ambassador for
the pagan and shaman communities. It really touched my heart when you
said:
"I'm not really sure why you posted this gay article to our group, but
I certainly respect your wish to broadcast an important piece of
information. Please honor us by further explanation of how your gay
rights issues tie in with the shaman/pagan legacy. I hope you are
secure in your own being, to resist these homophobic attacks so much a
part of our society, still. Blessed be."
Yes, Julie, I am sure that Gaia has put a feather in your cap, for
such a magnanimous attitude.
Ruiseart agus Ceit
Do you think you can remember to delete ARD from the address before you
cross post? Thanks
Beannachdan oirbh,
Ceit.
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"Chief Thracian" <use...@chiefthracian.mailshell.com> wrote in message
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"Ruiseart agus Ceit" <dru...@amitar.com.au> wrote in message
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> Hey Guys,
> Do you think you can remember to delete ARD from the address before you
> cross post? Thanks
While you're at it delete alt.satanism, too. We have enough useless posts
as it is already.
D.