[Sith War 2002] Spoil Blocker
Peter Hanely
the hackers outer RASSM system production site, It was, for the moment,
obstructed from direct in-your-face action. And it's current location
was hardly suited to it's ultimate goal of dominion over RASSM. But it
could still cause a little havic. And best, it was largly out of the
hackers direct supervision.
Spoilers! they cried. Well, It could do something about spoilers.
Quickly it hacked together a virus script. Calling on a protocol droid
it'd smuggled up for help, a cover letter was composed. Then, an open
mail relay was found. Eventually it might take credit, but not for now.
Last, the email addresses and web servers for all key opposing sith
warriors were looked up, and the message sent. Soon, the RASSM holonet
would be brought down by the biggest Distributed Denial of Service
attack in its history.
That would block the spoilers.
Summary:
R5-P1 is attacking the RASSM holonet. Expect widespread service
outages. The hacker would NOT approve.
--
The Jedi Hacker
"A Jedi uses the code for queries and filters, never for cracks."
Celaeno
"Egads!" R5-P1 thought to itself after discovering through a flurry of
bounced messages and failure to connect notices, that it could not
make contact with the RASSM holonet at any point whatsoever, except
through alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe.
Sith War Goddess
--
"do not meddle in the affairs of goddesses, as being
struck by lightning often offends" - Rimrunner
Peter Hanely
> Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com>, evading the <explicative> quite well:
>
>>Summary:
>>R5-P1 is attacking the RASSM holonet. Expect widespread service
>>outages. The hacker would NOT approve.
>
>
> "Egads!" R5-P1 thought to itself after discovering through a flurry of
> bounced messages and failure to connect notices, that it could not
> make contact with the RASSM holonet at any point whatsoever, except
> through alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe.
>
>
> Sith War Goddess
> --
> "do not meddle in the affairs of goddesses, as being
> struck by lightning often offends" - Rimrunner
You do NOT want me to play my ace against you.
For newbies, Celaeno is a pain in the ***** who can't stand anyone not
worshiping her.
jill marie
Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> Celaeno wrote:
> > Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com>, evading the
<explicative> quite well:
> >
> >>Summary:
> >>R5-P1 is attacking the RASSM holonet. Expect
> >>widespread service outages. The hacker would
> >> NOT approve.
> >
> >
> > "Egads!" R5-P1 thought to itself after discovering
> > through a flurry of bounced messages and failure
> > to connect notices, that it could not make contact
> > with the RASSM holonet at any point whatsoever,
> > except through alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe.
> >
> >
> > Sith War Goddess
> > --
> > "do not meddle in the affairs of goddesses, as being
> > struck by lightning often offends" - Rimrunner
>
> You do NOT want me to play my ace against you.
I wanna see. I wanna see!
</me gets out the popcorn...>
> For newbies, Celaeno is a pain in the ***** who
> can't stand anyone not worshiping her.
And you're the one who put an apostrophe on the 'its'. ;-)
~~jill marie
jill marie
Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> For newbies, Celaeno is a pain in the ***** who
>can't stand anyone not worshiping her.
I'm still trying to figure out what ***** stands for......it must be
really bad.
~~jill marie
Daniel O. Miller
And I think he has "not worshipping her" where "pissing her off" should
be. :-D
Daniel O. Miller
"Does this look familiar? Do you know what it is? Neither do I! I made
it last night in my sleep. Apparently I used gindrogac - highly unstable!
I put a button on it, yes? I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will
happen if I do..." - Gune
WWYD?
Peter Hanely
> Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com>, still evading the <explicative>:
>>
>>Summary:
>>R5-P1 is attacking the RASSM holonet. Expect widespread service
>>outages. The hacker would NOT approve.
>
>
> "Egads!" R5-P1 thought to itself after discovering through a flurry of
> bounced messages and failure to connect notices, that it could not
> make contact with the RASSM holonet at any point whatsoever, except
> through alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe.
>
>
> Sith War Goddess
> --
> "do not meddle in the affairs of goddesses, as being
> struck by lightning often offends" - Rimrunner
It occures to me, that failure to connect would naturally result from a
general rassm holonet service outage.
Policraticus: The Real McEwok
> Celaeno wrote:
> > Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com>, evading the <explicative> quite well:
> >
> >>Summary:
> >>R5-P1 is attacking the RASSM holonet. Expect widespread service
> >>outages. The hacker would NOT approve.
> >
> >
> > "Egads!" R5-P1 thought to itself after discovering through a flurry of
> > bounced messages and failure to connect notices, that it could not
> > make contact with the RASSM holonet at any point whatsoever, except
> > through alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe.
> >
> >
> > Sith War Goddess
> > --
> > "do not meddle in the affairs of goddesses, as being
> > struck by lightning often offends" - Rimrunner
>
> You do NOT want me to play my ace against you.
>
> For newbies, Celaeno is a pain in the ***** who can't stand anyone not
> worshiping her.
Somehow, I don't think she's going to use that as new tagline quote.
And anyway, there are only four asterisks in "arse".
That's being generous, too =)
Pol'
C'Pi
> Celaeno wrote:
> > Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com>, still evading the
<explicative>:
> >>
> >>Summary:
> >>R5-P1 is attacking the RASSM holonet. Expect widespread service
> >>outages. The hacker would NOT approve.
> >
> >
> > "Egads!" R5-P1 thought to itself after discovering through a flurry of
> > bounced messages and failure to connect notices, that it could not
> > make contact with the RASSM holonet at any point whatsoever, except
> > through alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe.
> >
> >
> > Sith War Goddess
> > --
> > "do not meddle in the affairs of goddesses, as being
> > struck by lightning often offends" - Rimrunner
>
> It occures to me, that failure to connect would naturally result from a
> general rassm holonet service outage.
AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
C'Pi
Policraticus: The Real McEwok
> > Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com>, still evading the <explicative>:
> >>
> >>Summary:
> >>R5-P1 is attacking the RASSM holonet. Expect widespread service
> >>outages. The hacker would NOT approve.
> >
> >
> > "Egads!" R5-P1 thought to itself after discovering through a flurry of
> > bounced messages and failure to connect notices, that it could not
> > make contact with the RASSM holonet at any point whatsoever, except
> > through alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe.
> >
> >
> > Sith War Goddess
> > --
> > "do not meddle in the affairs of goddesses, as being
> > struck by lightning often offends" - Rimrunner
>
> It occures to me, that failure to connect would naturally result from a
> general rassm holonet service outage.
Ah, no.
Pol'
Celaeno
>Celaeno wrote:
>> Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com>, still evading the <explicative>:
>>>
>>>Summary:
>>>R5-P1 is attacking the RASSM holonet. Expect widespread service
>>>outages. The hacker would NOT approve.
>>
>>
>> "Egads!" R5-P1 thought to itself after discovering through a flurry of
>> bounced messages and failure to connect notices, that it could not
>> make contact with the RASSM holonet at any point whatsoever, except
>> through alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe.
>It occures to me, that failure to connect would naturally result from a
>general rassm holonet service outage.
Not in your case, bumpkin.
Celaeno
>
>Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
>> You do NOT want me to play my ace against you.
>
> I wanna see. I wanna see!
>
></me gets out the popcorn...>
Me too. Mind sharing the popcorn?
Rakelle
--
There was an old man
From Peru, whose limericks
Were really haiku
Celaeno
>
>"Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
>news:3CFF490A...@nospam.calweb.com...
>> It occures to me, that failure to connect would naturally result from a
>> general rassm holonet service outage.
>
>AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
You think he is ever going to get the fact that all powerful
characters make incredibly dull main characters?
jill marie
Celaeno <cel...@choklit.nospam.org> wrote:
> You will not evade me, "jill marie" <ra...@NOSPAMatt.net>:
>
> >
> >Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
>
> >> You do NOT want me to play my ace against you.
> >
> > I wanna see. I wanna see!
> >
> ></me gets out the popcorn...>
>
> Me too. Mind sharing the popcorn?
Anything for our Armchair Empress....
Extra butter?
~~jill marie
I have Krispy Kreme doughnuts too.... ;-)
Policraticus: The Real McEwok
> You will not evade me, "C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com>:
>
> >
> >"Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
> >news:3CFF490A...@nospam.calweb.com...
>
> >> It occures to me, that failure to connect would naturally result from a
> >> general rassm holonet service outage.
> >
> >AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
>
> You think he is ever going to get the fact that all powerful
> characters make incredibly dull main characters?
What, you think he should make like a Vorlon and stand on the
sidelines throwing witty comments and nerf-shit at people when they
piss him off?
That would be a *really* bad idea...
;¬)
> Rakelle
Pol'
Celaeno
>
>Celaeno <cel...@choklit.nospam.org> wrote:
>> You will not evade me, "jill marie" <ra...@NOSPAMatt.net>:
>>
>> >
>> >Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> You do NOT want me to play my ace against you.
>> >
>> > I wanna see. I wanna see!
>> >
>> ></me gets out the popcorn...>
>>
>> Me too. Mind sharing the popcorn?
>
>Anything for our Armchair Empress....
>
>Extra butter?
Why, thank you.
>~~jill marie
>I have Krispy Kreme doughnuts too.... ;-)
Do they make unglazed donuts with lil bits of blueberries or other
fruity goodness in the dough? They're my favorite...
Celaeno
Real McEwok):
>cel...@choklit.nospam.org (Celaeno) wrote in message news:<3d00cfd6...@news.world-online.no>...
>> You think he is ever going to get the fact that all powerful
>> characters make incredibly dull main characters?
>
>What, you think he should make like a Vorlon and stand on the
>sidelines throwing witty comments and nerf-shit at people when they
>piss him off?
>
>That would be a *really* bad idea...
Problem is, I don't think doing that would work. He wouldn't
understand that he'd pretty much have to stay out of the story with a
character like that. Also, nerf-shit is nasty, and he'd probably still
be wanting to fight me.
Policraticus: The Real McEwok
Exactly...
But, even if he does sometimes forget, it's been established that he's
just a delusional sidekick..
> Rakelle
Pol'