For those of you who don't read my LJ:
@madasafish.com Harry (Prawn to be Wild)
frustrations with this piss-take lyric, from South Park: BLU.
-*-B L A M E C L A R A N E T-*-
It's time to change
Ping rates are getting worse
This connection too crap
It just makes me want to curse!
Should I leave the newsgroup?
And join society?
Or should I just go back to watching TV?
No, blame ClaraNET
Leave ClaraNET
For being a steaming pile of shite,
And working only late at night.
Blame ClaraNET
Blame ClaraNET
I can't access news-slash-alt.
It's ClaraNETs fault!
ClaraNET's too crap
Games only work on LAN
They've locked out net gaming
In case I beat their Quake III Clan!
I can't use ICQ
They said I'd have to use AOL
I e-mailed them back and told him to fuck themselves!
Well, leave ClaraNET
Blame ClaraNET
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since ClaraNET came along
Blame ClaraNET
Blame ClaraNET
They should really leave the country straight away.
They used to provide a quite fast service, yes it's true
But now, just like freeserve, they've gone completely down the tube.
Should we blame the servers?
Should we blame the wires?
Or BT for making all my connections expire?
Heck no!
Blame ClaraNET
Leave ClaraNET
For not allowing ICQ.
And locking out IRC too.
Blame ClaraNET
Shame on ClaraNET
For...
We must invade their office
And smash it to trash
Laughter and fun
Will come back at once
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Because they're all a bunch of flaming c**************nts!
NOTE: To write this I decided to download an mp3 of the original. It took me half a dozen tries to
actually find one that claraNET would let me download due to it's shitty port lockouts.
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Alas, saying sorry is not the great Edit-Undo option of life.
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PeterB
So you are unimpressed with claraNet's "service"?...
"Harry \(Prawn to be Wild\)" <prawntobewild @ madasafish.com>wrote:
>I was talking to Paul Wright earlier about how shitty AOL IM and claraNET were, and let out my
>frustrations with this piss-take lyric, from South Park: BLU.
>
>-*-B L A M E C L A R A N E T-*-
...
Peter Bull
48714644
www.peterb.co.uk
@madasafish.com Harry (Prawn to be Wild)
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Never underestimate the intelligence of your enemies, or the stupidity of your friends.
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"PeterB" <pe...@peterb.co.uk.spammersgoforkyourselves.com> wrote in message
news:3a4f602...@news.globalnet.co.uk...
Simon Marshall (Azz)
<prawntobewild @ madasafish.com> wrote:
>I've said it before and I'll say it again: Freetime Unlimited my arse.
>
Ermmm. I think I speak for the entire group when I kindly but
nervously decline your offer. No offence, I'm sure your arse is
lovely.. it's just.. NO
You know, once upon a time I WAS A GOD! Now I just am.
GTAzz - [ http://azz.gouranga.com ]