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Muuurgh

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Oct 28, 2002, 5:06:06 PM10/28/02
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*automated breathing*

-Muuurgh


Sandman

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Oct 28, 2002, 5:17:57 PM10/28/02
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In article <apkcba$2eic4$1...@ID-104752.news.dfncis.de>,
"Muuurgh" <j...@fatboy.com> wrote:

> *automated breathing*

sssshh...pshhh...sssssh...pshhh

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David A McIntee

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Oct 28, 2002, 7:43:49 PM10/28/02
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Don't you mean "Rassm is in a bacta tank"?

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Deranged

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"Muuurgh" <j...@fatboy.com> wrote in message
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> *automated breathing*
>
> -Muuurgh

Lets take a vote. Live or die?

Jade
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Good opportunity for a troll.

Darth Gumby

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Oct 29, 2002, 10:22:04 PM10/29/02
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On Tue, 29 Oct 2002 15:54:47 GMT, Deranged transmitted this:

>"Muuurgh" <j...@fatboy.com> wrote in message
>news:apkcba$2eic4$1...@ID-104752.news.dfncis.de...
>> *automated breathing*
>>
>> -Muuurgh
>
>Lets take a vote. Live or die?

If I punch "die", will it register as "live"?

>Jade

Gumby

Drake

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Oct 30, 2002, 12:06:09 AM10/30/02
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"Muuurgh" <j...@fatboy.com> wrote in message
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> *automated breathing*
>
> -Muuurgh
>
>

*sneaks into RASSM's room while everyone is gone*

*locks the door*

*takes liberties with the near dead RASSM*

*zips up, closes up and lights up*

Best I ever had...

Drake
Hey, almost dead isn't necrophilia... But I'll try better next time.
Yes, I am a sick sick person.


C'Pi

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Oct 30, 2002, 12:23:28 AM10/30/02
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"Drake" <daemo...@charter.net> wrote in message
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Yes. Yes, you are. The least you could have done was taken the nearly dead
RASSM out for dinner first.

C'Pi


Drake

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Oct 30, 2002, 1:03:26 AM10/30/02
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"C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I gave it's IV tube a squeeze, what more do you want?

Drake
I'm ignoring the obvious joke, just so you know. And if it's not obvious to
you, imagine you're a pervert like me, and then it'll become obvious.


policrat'

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Oct 30, 2002, 1:15:51 PM10/30/02
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Drake! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought on
board!

Almodavar?

Pol'

Drake

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Oct 31, 2002, 3:30:05 AM10/31/02
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And I go... "Huh?"

Drake
So, um, is it actually dead yet? I need to lose some purity test points.


policrat'

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Oct 31, 2002, 12:37:35 PM10/31/02
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Drake! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought on
board!

> Ya wrote:
>> Drake! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought on
>> board!
>>
>>>
>>> "Muuurgh" <j...@fatboy.com> wrote in message
>>> news:apkcba$2eic4$1...@ID-104752.news.dfncis.de...
>>>> *automated breathing*
>>>>
>>>> -Muuurgh
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> *sneaks into RASSM's room while everyone is gone*
>>>
>>> *locks the door*
>>>
>>> *takes liberties with the near dead RASSM*
>>>
>>> *zips up, closes up and lights up*
>>>
>>> Best I ever had...
>>>
>>> Drake
>>> Hey, almost dead isn't necrophilia... But I'll try better next time.
>>> Yes, I am a sick sick person.
>>
>> Almodavar?
>>
>> Pol'
>>
>
> And I go... "Huh?"

You described the... ah... climactic... scene from Pedro Almodavar's latest
film...



> Drake
> So, um, is it actually dead yet? I need to lose some purity test points.

=),

Pol'

:-/ I am Sifo-Dyas

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Oct 31, 2002, 10:56:42 PM10/31/02
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"Drake" <daemo...@charter.net> wrote in message
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> So, um, is it actually dead yet? I need to lose some purity test points.
>
>

Actually, I think after what you've done, you should have some other
kind of tests done. With some of the freaks in Rassm, you might get checked
for STD's.

Paula


David B.

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Oct 31, 2002, 11:29:19 PM10/31/02
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Muuurgh wrote:
>
> *automated breathing*
>
> -Muuurgh

Let's pull the plug on it.

Drake

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"policrat'" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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What film is this, I have the sudden urge to see what evil I am relating to.
:)


>
> > Drake
> > So, um, is it actually dead yet? I need to lose some purity test
points.
>
> =),
>
> Pol'
>

Should I keep *cough* "poking" it to see if it's alive?

Drake
Sure, that's the only reason to poke it.


Drake

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Nov 1, 2002, 2:26:13 AM11/1/02
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":-/ I am Sifo-Dyas" <m...@yourmoms.house> wrote in message
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Paula! Dearie!

Um, I took those tests... Is it bad when they read your results and laugh
at you? Something about wanting to keep samples of my blood to be "base
control samples", whatever that means. It was sad.

And I've met several of this freaks in Rassm... it felt comfortable really.

Drake


policrat'

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Nov 3, 2002, 12:45:14 PM11/3/02
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It's in Spanish...



>>> Drake
>>> So, um, is it actually dead yet? I need to lose some purity test
>> points.
>>
>> =),
>>
>> Pol'
>>
>
> Should I keep *cough* "poking" it to see if it's alive?

I didn't say that!



> Drake
> Sure, that's the only reason to poke it.

Pol'

Drake

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"policrat'" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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If it's got subtitles I could probably manage.


>
> >>> Drake
> >>> So, um, is it actually dead yet? I need to lose some purity test
> >> points.
> >>
> >> =),
> >>
> >> Pol'
> >>
> >
> > Should I keep *cough* "poking" it to see if it's alive?
>
> I didn't say that!

Oh... :( Well, can I do it anyway? Please please?


>
> > Drake
> > Sure, that's the only reason to poke it.
>
> Pol'
>

Drake
I'd be happy to "check RASSM's health status". That'd be the only reason
I'd be poking it, ayup.


policrat'

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Nov 4, 2002, 6:31:56 AM11/4/02
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http://us.imdb.com/Title?0287467

I'm surprised you've never heard of the man...

>>>>> Drake
>>>>> So, um, is it actually dead yet? I need to lose some purity test
>>>> points.
>>>>
>>>> =),
>>>>
>>>> Pol'
>>>>
>>>
>>> Should I keep *cough* "poking" it to see if it's alive?
>>
>> I didn't say that!
>
> Oh... :( Well, can I do it anyway? Please please?

I'd really rather you didn't...

>>> Drake
>>> Sure, that's the only reason to poke it.
>>
>> Pol'
>>
>
> Drake
> I'd be happy to "check RASSM's health status". That'd be the only reason
> I'd be poking it, ayup.

Right...

Pol'

Drake

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"policrat'" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Oddly enough I don't hear about much where I live. Though if it's because
of the subject matter (the bit from IMDB leads me to think I should be
somewhat insulted and highly flattered by the comparison) I must admit that,
despite popular belief, I do not spend all my time looking for perverted
things. I rest a little. And besides, perverted things tend to find me
instead of me find them. At least that's what I tell the authorities...


>
> >>>>> Drake
> >>>>> So, um, is it actually dead yet? I need to lose some purity test
> >>>> points.
> >>>>
> >>>> =),
> >>>>
> >>>> Pol'
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> Should I keep *cough* "poking" it to see if it's alive?
> >>
> >> I didn't say that!
> >
> > Oh... :( Well, can I do it anyway? Please please?
>
> I'd really rather you didn't...

Then what can I poke? I'm feeling Pokey.


>
> >>> Drake
> >>> Sure, that's the only reason to poke it.
> >>
> >> Pol'
> >>
> >
> > Drake
> > I'd be happy to "check RASSM's health status". That'd be the only
reason
> > I'd be poking it, ayup.
>
> Right...
>
> Pol'
>

At least I didn't make a joke about using a thermometer to "check RASSM's
health status" 'cause if I did it could lead to all sorts of fun and naughty
jokes... You know, about what type it is, where it's supposed to be stuck,
the functionality...

I just made the joke though... Oh well.


Drake
As long as it's unconscious and/or near death I'll be hanging around.

policrat'

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Nov 6, 2002, 8:11:45 AM11/6/02
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Riight...

>>>>>>> Drake
>>>>>>> So, um, is it actually dead yet? I need to lose some purity test
>>>>>> points.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> =),
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pol'
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Should I keep *cough* "poking" it to see if it's alive?
>>>>
>>>> I didn't say that!
>>>
>>> Oh... :( Well, can I do it anyway? Please please?
>>
>> I'd really rather you didn't...
>
> Then what can I poke? I'm feeling Pokey.

Join the Sith War?

>>>>> Drake
>>>>> Sure, that's the only reason to poke it.
>>>>
>>>> Pol'
>>>>
>>>
>>> Drake
>>> I'd be happy to "check RASSM's health status". That'd be the only
>>> reason I'd be poking it, ayup.
>>
>> Right...
>>
>> Pol'
>>
>
> At least I didn't make a joke about using a thermometer to "check RASSM's
> health status" 'cause if I did it could lead to all sorts of fun and naughty
> jokes... You know, about what type it is, where it's supposed to be stuck,
> the functionality...
>
> I just made the joke though... Oh well.

Aye... it was... maybe worthwhile...

> Drake
> As long as it's unconscious and/or near death I'll be hanging around.

Why am I not surprised... =)

Pol'

Deranged

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"policrat'" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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He could be the Gimli character!

policrat'

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Deranged! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought on
board!

True...

Drake

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"policrat'" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Hey, it's all in the Troopers' reports, they were very nice. They had the
camera men from Troops with them so I made no sudden moves and was very
polite and butt kissing. They accepted what I said and only shot me in
non-critical areas of my body. Though they did take a mug shot for later,
you might find it online I think...


>
> >>>>>>> Drake
> >>>>>>> So, um, is it actually dead yet? I need to lose some purity test
> >>>>>> points.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> =),
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Pol'
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Should I keep *cough* "poking" it to see if it's alive?
> >>>>
> >>>> I didn't say that!
> >>>
> >>> Oh... :( Well, can I do it anyway? Please please?
> >>
> >> I'd really rather you didn't...
> >
> > Then what can I poke? I'm feeling Pokey.
>
> Join the Sith War?

Been there, done that, died in it, been transmogrified, been forgotten and
done cloned transexual of sorts. *sigh* I would like to have that new one
start back up so I could get out of the block I was frozen into.


>
> >>>>> Drake
> >>>>> Sure, that's the only reason to poke it.
> >>>>
> >>>> Pol'
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> Drake
> >>> I'd be happy to "check RASSM's health status". That'd be the only
> >>> reason I'd be poking it, ayup.
> >>
> >> Right...
> >>
> >> Pol'
> >>
> >
> > At least I didn't make a joke about using a thermometer to "check
RASSM's
> > health status" 'cause if I did it could lead to all sorts of fun and
naughty
> > jokes... You know, about what type it is, where it's supposed to be
stuck,
> > the functionality...
> >
> > I just made the joke though... Oh well.
>
> Aye... it was... maybe worthwhile...

You had nothing else better to do either, eh?


>
> > Drake
> > As long as it's unconscious and/or near death I'll be hanging around.
>
> Why am I not surprised... =)

I know what creatures are in my league, and most are unconscious or
seriously deranged.
>
> Pol'
>

Drake
I like to hang around mental health facilities to meet women... my odds are
good, they're either nymphomaniacs or crazy, which could bode well for me.
If they're just crazy in a "I want to kill people" way... well, hell, not
like anything else is going on for me. Besides, crazy chicks are hot...
which is why I hang around RASSM. ;)


Drake

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"Deranged" <co...@itis.com> wrote in message
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>
> "policrat'" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:B9EEC591.6A1%policr...@hotmail.com...
> > Drake! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought on
> > board!
> >
*SNIPPING FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS... ah screw it*

> > >>>>>>> Drake
> > >>>>>>> So, um, is it actually dead yet? I need to lose some purity
test
> > >>>>>> points.
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> =),
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> Pol'
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Should I keep *cough* "poking" it to see if it's alive?
> > >>>>
> > >>>> I didn't say that!
> > >>>
> > >>> Oh... :( Well, can I do it anyway? Please please?
> > >>
> > >> I'd really rather you didn't...
> > >
> > > Then what can I poke? I'm feeling Pokey.
> >
> > Join the Sith War?
> >
>
> He could be the Gimli character!
>

Um... Huh?

Drake
I know much of nude actresses, little of... well, anything else really.


policrat'

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Heh! Nicely done...

>>>>>>>>> Drake
>>>>>>>>> So, um, is it actually dead yet? I need to lose some purity test
>>>>>>>> points.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> =),
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Pol'
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Should I keep *cough* "poking" it to see if it's alive?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I didn't say that!
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh... :( Well, can I do it anyway? Please please?
>>>>
>>>> I'd really rather you didn't...
>>>
>>> Then what can I poke? I'm feeling Pokey.
>>
>> Join the Sith War?
>
> Been there, done that, died in it, been transmogrified, been forgotten and
> done cloned transexual of sorts. *sigh* I would like to have that new one
> start back up so I could get out of the block I was frozen into.

You expect continuity? C'mon... just dive in!



>>>>>>> Drake
>>>>>>> Sure, that's the only reason to poke it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pol'
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Drake
>>>>> I'd be happy to "check RASSM's health status". That'd be the only
>>>>> reason I'd be poking it, ayup.
>>>>
>>>> Right...
>>>>
>>>> Pol'
>>>>
>>>
>>> At least I didn't make a joke about using a thermometer to "check
>>> RASSM's health status" 'cause if I did it could lead to all sorts of fun and
>>> naughty jokes... You know, about what type it is, where it's supposed to be
>>> stuck, the functionality...
>>>
>>> I just made the joke though... Oh well.
>>
>> Aye... it was... maybe worthwhile...
>
> You had nothing else better to do either, eh?

I'm easily amused...



>>> Drake
>>> As long as it's unconscious and/or near death I'll be hanging around.
>>
>> Why am I not surprised... =)
>
> I know what creatures are in my league, and most are unconscious or
> seriously deranged.

Glad to hear it!

>> Pol'
>>
>
> Drake
> I like to hang around mental health facilities to meet women... my odds are
> good, they're either nymphomaniacs or crazy, which could bode well for me.
> If they're just crazy in a "I want to kill people" way... well, hell, not
> like anything else is going on for me. Besides, crazy chicks are hot...
> which is why I hang around RASSM. ;)

You scared off Rim and Rakelle... always suspected they were sane underneath
it all, though...

Pol'

Drake

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"policrat'" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Well, for those without the ability to use the Jedi Mind Trick, you can
always rely on the Laymans Ass-Kissing Trick. Works well with the weak of
mind. And really, those poor Troops have it tough. Before they visited
me they'd had some domestic call where the crazy broad blew up herself and
her husband. The paperwork there alone... and they're trying to find the
couple's nephew too.


>
> >>>>>>>>> Drake
> >>>>>>>>> So, um, is it actually dead yet? I need to lose some purity
test
> >>>>>>>> points.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> =),
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Pol'
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Should I keep *cough* "poking" it to see if it's alive?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> I didn't say that!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Oh... :( Well, can I do it anyway? Please please?
> >>>>
> >>>> I'd really rather you didn't...
> >>>
> >>> Then what can I poke? I'm feeling Pokey.
> >>
> >> Join the Sith War?
> >
> > Been there, done that, died in it, been transmogrified, been forgotten
and
> > done cloned transexual of sorts. *sigh* I would like to have that new
one
> > start back up so I could get out of the block I was frozen into.
>
> You expect continuity? C'mon... just dive in!

Oh, see, I go for Continuity. See, everyone else is very much into chaos,
now, if everyone is doing chaos, then the one doing continuity is actually
more chaotic than the chaos as there chaos is so different than the other
chaos... and after typing that I'm pretty sure I need a lot more sleep.


>
> >>>>>>> Drake
> >>>>>>> Sure, that's the only reason to poke it.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Pol'
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Drake
> >>>>> I'd be happy to "check RASSM's health status". That'd be the only
> >>>>> reason I'd be poking it, ayup.
> >>>>
> >>>> Right...
> >>>>
> >>>> Pol'
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> At least I didn't make a joke about using a thermometer to "check
> >>> RASSM's health status" 'cause if I did it could lead to all sorts of
fun and
> >>> naughty jokes... You know, about what type it is, where it's supposed
to be
> >>> stuck, the functionality...
> >>>
> >>> I just made the joke though... Oh well.
> >>
> >> Aye... it was... maybe worthwhile...
> >
> > You had nothing else better to do either, eh?
>
> I'm easily amused...

That explains why you've stuck around this thread as long as you have. ;)
If you're easily amused then I think we'll get along smashingly.


>
> >>> Drake
> >>> As long as it's unconscious and/or near death I'll be hanging around.
> >>
> >> Why am I not surprised... =)
> >
> > I know what creatures are in my league, and most are unconscious or
> > seriously deranged.
>
> Glad to hear it!

Yeah, I don't want any creature saner than myself... 'cause if they're saner
than me they should know better.


>
> >> Pol'
> >>
> >
> > Drake
> > I like to hang around mental health facilities to meet women... my odds
are
> > good, they're either nymphomaniacs or crazy, which could bode well for
me.
> > If they're just crazy in a "I want to kill people" way... well, hell,
not
> > like anything else is going on for me. Besides, crazy chicks are
hot...
> > which is why I hang around RASSM. ;)
>
> You scared off Rim and Rakelle... always suspected they were sane
underneath
> it all, though...

I used to be Rakelle's high priest actually... but then there was an
unfortunate vibrator incident that ended in her firing me. As for Rim, that
wasn't my doing.
>
> Pol'
>

Drake
I'm wondering if I should stop looking for women who come out of the place
for the criminally insane... Just plain insane would do.


policrat'

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Nov 8, 2002, 6:34:44 PM11/8/02
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Yeah, yeah... happens all the time, that sort of thing. Too often. You hear
about the Jedi sword attack over in Mos Eisley, though...? Some old psycho
with a lightsaber started laying about in a bar... but the Troops were still
all tied up on some damn fool 'top secret' mission they'd been given into by
Governor Tarkin...



>>>>>>>>>>> Drake
>>>>>>>>>>> So, um, is it actually dead yet? I need to lose some purity
> test
>>>>>>>>>> points.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> =),
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Pol'
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Should I keep *cough* "poking" it to see if it's alive?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I didn't say that!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh... :( Well, can I do it anyway? Please please?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'd really rather you didn't...
>>>>>
>>>>> Then what can I poke? I'm feeling Pokey.
>>>>
>>>> Join the Sith War?
>>>
>>> Been there, done that, died in it, been transmogrified, been forgotten
>>> and done cloned transexual of sorts. *sigh* I would like to have that new
>>> one start back up so I could get out of the block I was frozen into.
>>
>> You expect continuity? C'mon... just dive in!
>
> Oh, see, I go for Continuity. See, everyone else is very much into chaos,
> now, if everyone is doing chaos, then the one doing continuity is actually
> more chaotic than the chaos as there chaos is so different than the other
> chaos... and after typing that I'm pretty sure I need a lot more sleep.

Yeah. Maybe. Makes sense, though...



>>>>>>>>> Drake
>>>>>>>>> Sure, that's the only reason to poke it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Pol'
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Drake
>>>>>>> I'd be happy to "check RASSM's health status". That'd be the only
>>>>>>> reason I'd be poking it, ayup.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Right...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pol'
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> At least I didn't make a joke about using a thermometer to "check
>>>>> RASSM's health status" 'cause if I did it could lead to all sorts of
>>>>> fun and naughty jokes... You know, about what type it is, where it's
>>>>> supposed to be stuck, the functionality...
>>>>>
>>>>> I just made the joke though... Oh well.
>>>>
>>>> Aye... it was... maybe worthwhile...
>>>
>>> You had nothing else better to do either, eh?
>>
>> I'm easily amused...
>
> That explains why you've stuck around this thread as long as you have. ;)
> If you're easily amused then I think we'll get along smashingly.

:)


>

>>>>> Drake
>>>>> As long as it's unconscious and/or near death I'll be hanging around.
>>>>
>>>> Why am I not surprised... =)
>>>
>>> I know what creatures are in my league, and most are unconscious or
>>> seriously deranged.
>>
>> Glad to hear it!
>
> Yeah, I don't want any creature saner than myself... 'cause if they're saner
> than me they should know better.

Aye...

>>>> Pol'
>>>>
>>>
>>> Drake
>>> I like to hang around mental health facilities to meet women... my odds
>>> are good, they're either nymphomaniacs or crazy, which could bode well for
>>> me. If they're just crazy in a "I want to kill people" way... well, hell,
>>> not like anything else is going on for me. Besides, crazy chicks are
>>> hot... which is why I hang around RASSM. ;)
>>
>> You scared off Rim and Rakelle... always suspected they were sane
>> underneath it all, though...
>
> I used to be Rakelle's high priest actually... but then there was an
> unfortunate vibrator incident that ended in her firing me.

Stylish...

> As for Rim, that wasn't my doing.

What happened?

>> Pol'
>>
>
> Drake
> I'm wondering if I should stop looking for women who come out of the place
> for the criminally insane... Just plain insane would do.

Too vulnerable...

Pol'

Drake

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I'd heard, big up roar 'bout that in my area. Those Jedi tend to keep to
themselves, too bad one old psycho has to give all 'dem boys a bad name.
And Tarkin, there's a slimy one. Politicians, can't stand them. Keep the
Troops hands tied so bad they can't do their jobs. He pulls them boys from
their jobs to go for some fool secret missions and what happens? Some whack
job blows out of the space port, several Troops were hurt, maybe even
killed. If that fluffy slipper wearing Governor hadn't had them boys busy
there might not have been any fatalities. Instead some smuggler escaped.
Damned shame there.

This might be a good time to be alarmed, when I make any type of sense it's
usually a not good thing. Or who knows, maybe I'm doing better than I
was... I doubt it, I think I'll offer you my condolences now.


>
> >>>>>>>>> Drake
> >>>>>>>>> Sure, that's the only reason to poke it.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Pol'
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Drake
> >>>>>>> I'd be happy to "check RASSM's health status". That'd be the only
> >>>>>>> reason I'd be poking it, ayup.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Right...
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Pol'
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> At least I didn't make a joke about using a thermometer to "check
> >>>>> RASSM's health status" 'cause if I did it could lead to all sorts of
> >>>>> fun and naughty jokes... You know, about what type it is, where
it's
> >>>>> supposed to be stuck, the functionality...
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I just made the joke though... Oh well.
> >>>>
> >>>> Aye... it was... maybe worthwhile...
> >>>
> >>> You had nothing else better to do either, eh?
> >>
> >> I'm easily amused...
> >
> > That explains why you've stuck around this thread as long as you have.
;)
> > If you're easily amused then I think we'll get along smashingly.
>
> :)

Is it just me, or is this thread kind of long? ;) Luckily I think all
the oldbies have disappeared, so no one will storm in and yell.


>
>
> >>>>> Drake
> >>>>> As long as it's unconscious and/or near death I'll be hanging
around.
> >>>>
> >>>> Why am I not surprised... =)
> >>>
> >>> I know what creatures are in my league, and most are unconscious or
> >>> seriously deranged.
> >>
> >> Glad to hear it!
> >
> > Yeah, I don't want any creature saner than myself... 'cause if they're
saner
> > than me they should know better.
>
> Aye...

Hrm, maybe a nice sociopath though. It'd know better, but just not care...
There are possibilities...


>
> >>>> Pol'
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> Drake
> >>> I like to hang around mental health facilities to meet women... my
odds
> >>> are good, they're either nymphomaniacs or crazy, which could bode well
for
> >>> me. If they're just crazy in a "I want to kill people" way... well,
hell,
> >>> not like anything else is going on for me. Besides, crazy chicks
are
> >>> hot... which is why I hang around RASSM. ;)
> >>
> >> You scared off Rim and Rakelle... always suspected they were sane
> >> underneath it all, though...
> >
> > I used to be Rakelle's high priest actually... but then there was an
> > unfortunate vibrator incident that ended in her firing me.
>
> Stylish...

Yes, well it was a chrome vibrator that was formerly a Gonk-style power
droid. Apparently it could out do the Energizer Bunny.


>
> > As for Rim, that wasn't my doing.
>
> What happened?

I have no clue, I just know it wasn't my doing. I keep a list of people who
I tick off. I can't decide if it's a list of who to be careful around or a
list for me to brag about.


>
> >> Pol'
> >>
> >
> > Drake
> > I'm wondering if I should stop looking for women who come out of the
place
> > for the criminally insane... Just plain insane would do.
>
> Too vulnerable...

Them or me? I'm thinking really nuts. Like Dru from "Buffy"... She'd be
great, being insane and all... but she has a thing about entrails.
>
> Pol'
>

Drake
This conversation keeps going and going and going...


policrat'

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I blame the chilblains, man. I mean, what's he going to do next time he
needs to work out his aggro? Blow up a planet or something? I hear he was
pretty peeved with that mess those Reb hunt-saboteurs made of Lord Tion's
shoot on Raaltiir, too. Interesting times, man... interesting times...

You lost me. Kinda.

>>>>>>>>>>> Drake
>>>>>>>>>>> Sure, that's the only reason to poke it.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Pol'
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Drake
>>>>>>>>> I'd be happy to "check RASSM's health status". That'd be the only
>>>>>>>>> reason I'd be poking it, ayup.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Right...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Pol'
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> At least I didn't make a joke about using a thermometer to "check
>>>>>>> RASSM's health status" 'cause if I did it could lead to all sorts of
>>>>>>> fun and naughty jokes... You know, about what type it is, where
>>>>>>> it's supposed to be stuck, the functionality...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I just made the joke though... Oh well.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Aye... it was... maybe worthwhile...
>>>>>
>>>>> You had nothing else better to do either, eh?
>>>>
>>>> I'm easily amused...
>>>
>>> That explains why you've stuck around this thread as long as you have. ;)
>>> If you're easily amused then I think we'll get along smashingly.
>>
>> :)
>
> Is it just me, or is this thread kind of long? ;) Luckily I think all
> the oldbies have disappeared, so no one will storm in and yell.

Nolan's thattaway, Rakelle's over there, Tilson's making strafing runs. If
it gets too long, I can just post something to the main cascade of the
Balance Point Thread...

>>>>>>> Drake
>>>>>>> As long as it's unconscious and/or near death I'll be hanging
>>>>>>> around.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Why am I not surprised... =)
>>>>>
>>>>> I know what creatures are in my league, and most are unconscious or
>>>>> seriously deranged.
>>>>
>>>> Glad to hear it!
>>>
>>> Yeah, I don't want any creature saner than myself... 'cause if they're
>>> saner than me they should know better.
>>
>> Aye...
>
> Hrm, maybe a nice sociopath though. It'd know better, but just not care...
> There are possibilities...

There are always... possibilities...



>>>>>> Pol'
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Drake
>>>>> I like to hang around mental health facilities to meet women... my
>>>>> odds are good, they're either nymphomaniacs or crazy, which could bode
>>>>> well for me. If they're just crazy in a "I want to kill people" way...
>>>>> well, hell, not like anything else is going on for me. Besides, crazy
>>>>> chicks are hot... which is why I hang around RASSM. ;)
>>>>
>>>> You scared off Rim and Rakelle... always suspected they were sane
>>>> underneath it all, though...
>>>
>>> I used to be Rakelle's high priest actually... but then there was an
>>> unfortunate vibrator incident that ended in her firing me.
>>
>> Stylish...
>
> Yes, well it was a chrome vibrator that was formerly a Gonk-style power
> droid. Apparently it could out do the Energizer Bunny.

How do you turn a Gonk-droid into a vibrator? And what do you do with it
then? And is this comparison based simply on power-consumption, or were you
comparing them in practical use?



>>> As for Rim, that wasn't my doing.
>>
>> What happened?
>
> I have no clue, I just know it wasn't my doing. I keep a list of people who
> I tick off. I can't decide if it's a list of who to be careful around or a
> list for me to brag about.

=)

>>>> Pol'
>>>>
>>>
>>> Drake
>>> I'm wondering if I should stop looking for women who come out of the
>>> place for the criminally insane... Just plain insane would do.
>>
>> Too vulnerable...
>
> Them or me? I'm thinking really nuts. Like Dru from "Buffy"... She'd be
> great, being insane and all... but she has a thing about entrails.

Aye...

>> Pol'
>>
>
> Drake
> This conversation keeps going and going and going...

Sith happens...

Pol'

Drake

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I don' trust 'dem boys as far as I could throw a Wookie. I ain't too sure
'bout them Rebs either. And now, what with the Senate all gone... Ain't
safe no more, not even on this nice little backwards planet. Maybe it's
time to move somewhere wetter. Got a cousin who says there's this nice
forest moon out there, the natives are primitive and there's supposed to be
good food. Might make a nice camp from time to time, but I'm thinking of
getting off this ol' dune planet and head out to Alderaan. I hear they got
some oceans there. Might be nice to see sand that leads to water instead of
just more sand. 'Sides, I doubt anything would happen there. The
interesting times should just blow over.

If I make sense to you, it's a sign of either something bad being about to
happen, or the person who understands is having some mental problems at that
moment. Just warnin' ya. Might wanna be careful out there now. ;)

Nah, let's keep it here for as long as possible. Pretty sure we're flying
under the radar of the Empire. And if they find us, well, we can always try
and broker a deal to insure it's safety... I'll sell out Ponte.


>
> >>>>>>> Drake
> >>>>>>> As long as it's unconscious and/or near death I'll be hanging
> >>>>>>> around.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Why am I not surprised... =)
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I know what creatures are in my league, and most are unconscious or
> >>>>> seriously deranged.
> >>>>
> >>>> Glad to hear it!
> >>>
> >>> Yeah, I don't want any creature saner than myself... 'cause if they're
> >>> saner than me they should know better.
> >>
> >> Aye...
> >
> > Hrm, maybe a nice sociopath though. It'd know better, but just not
care...
> > There are possibilities...
>
> There are always... possibilities...

I had a Britney'Pi clone once... and before that was my Kiim C'Le clone.
Now that's when things get scary. Someone needs to propose the return of
the *whispers* claiming threads...


>
> >>>>>> Pol'
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Drake
> >>>>> I like to hang around mental health facilities to meet women... my
> >>>>> odds are good, they're either nymphomaniacs or crazy, which could
bode
> >>>>> well for me. If they're just crazy in a "I want to kill people"
way...
> >>>>> well, hell, not like anything else is going on for me. Besides,
crazy
> >>>>> chicks are hot... which is why I hang around RASSM. ;)
> >>>>
> >>>> You scared off Rim and Rakelle... always suspected they were sane
> >>>> underneath it all, though...
> >>>
> >>> I used to be Rakelle's high priest actually... but then there was an
> >>> unfortunate vibrator incident that ended in her firing me.
> >>
> >> Stylish...
> >
> > Yes, well it was a chrome vibrator that was formerly a Gonk-style power
> > droid. Apparently it could out do the Energizer Bunny.
>
> How do you turn a Gonk-droid into a vibrator? And what do you do with it
> then? And is this comparison based simply on power-consumption, or were
you
> comparing them in practical use?

Well, it was in the Sith War. So I used my vast resources of Perverted
Force abilities to transform a Gonk droid into a chrome vibrator and then
transported it to the Almighty's nightstand... and then she had it
transported stuck in my throat. She's got a bit of a temper. As for what
you do with it, I'm the wrong person to ask (despite contrary belief). Not
sure about practical use, but someone said that a power-droid based vibrator
would be like putting the batteries in backwards in the Energizer Bunny...
instead "he keeps going and going and going" it becomes "keeps coming and
coming and coming"... Yes, bad joke...


>
> >>> As for Rim, that wasn't my doing.
> >>
> >> What happened?
> >
> > I have no clue, I just know it wasn't my doing. I keep a list of people
who
> > I tick off. I can't decide if it's a list of who to be careful around
or a
> > list for me to brag about.
>
> =)

Got any requests for someone to be run off? It'd be fun for me.


>
> >>>> Pol'
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> Drake
> >>> I'm wondering if I should stop looking for women who come out of the
> >>> place for the criminally insane... Just plain insane would do.
> >>
> >> Too vulnerable...
> >
> > Them or me? I'm thinking really nuts. Like Dru from "Buffy"...
She'd be
> > great, being insane and all... but she has a thing about entrails.
>
> Aye...

I like to keep my insides inside, so that eliminates so many hot but
dangerously whacko women.


>
> >> Pol'
> >>
> >
> > Drake
> > This conversation keeps going and going and going...
>
> Sith happens...

Why's it always gotta happen to us?
>
> Pol'
>

Drake
This thing is reminding me of posts circa 1998.


policrat'

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Your call, I guess. I'm thinking, though. Rumour is, there's some mighty
dense asteroids for the in the Anoat system, and some ruins or something
buried on some ice-planet nearby. I guess I might base myself out of Cloud
City, see if I can't pick me up some of Lando Calrissian's spare little
tarts at the same time...



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Drake
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, um, is it actually dead yet? I need to lose some purity
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> test points.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> =),
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pol'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Should I keep *cough* "poking" it to see if it's alive?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't say that!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Oh... :( Well, can I do it anyway? Please please?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I'd really rather you didn't...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Then what can I poke? I'm feeling Pokey.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Join the Sith War?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Been there, done that, died in it, been transmogrified, been
>>>>>>> forgotten and done cloned transexual of sorts. *sigh* I
>>>>>>> would like to have that new one start back up so I could get
>>>>>>> out of the block I was frozen into.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You expect continuity? C'mon... just dive in!
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, see, I go for Continuity. See, everyone else is very much into
>>>>> chaos, now, if everyone is doing chaos, then the one doing continuity
>>>>> is actually more chaotic than the chaos as there chaos is so different
>>>>> than the other chaos... and after typing that I'm pretty sure I need a
>>>>> lot more sleep.
>>>>
>>>> Yeah. Maybe. Makes sense, though...
>>>

>>> This might be a good time to be alarmed, when I make any type of sense it's


>>> usually a not good thing. Or who knows, maybe I'm doing better than I
>>> was... I doubt it, I think I'll offer you my condolences now.
>>
>> You lost me. Kinda.
>
> If I make sense to you, it's a sign of either something bad being about to
> happen, or the person who understands is having some mental problems at that
> moment. Just warnin' ya. Might wanna be careful out there now. ;)

There's a close link between psychosis and inspiration...

You think they'd buy him. Even with Walsh and Hervé Villachez thrown in for
free?

But hey, who am I to second-guess Admiral Piett's sexual preferences...

>>>>>>>>> Drake
>>>>>>>>> As long as it's unconscious and/or near death I'll be hanging
>>>>>>>>> around.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Why am I not surprised... =)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I know what creatures are in my league, and most are unconscious or
>>>>>>> seriously deranged.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Glad to hear it!
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah, I don't want any creature saner than myself... 'cause if they're
>>>>> saner than me they should know better.
>>>>
>>>> Aye...
>>>
>>> Hrm, maybe a nice sociopath though. It'd know better, but just not
>>> care... There are possibilities...
>>
>> There are always... possibilities...
>
> I had a Britney'Pi clone once... and before that was my Kiim C'Le clone.
> Now that's when things get scary. Someone needs to propose the return of
> the *whispers* claiming threads...

I nominate... Jill-Marie!

>>>>>>>> Pol'
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Drake
>>>>>>> I like to hang around mental health facilities to meet women... my
>>>>>>> odds are good, they're either nymphomaniacs or crazy, which could
>>>>>>> bode well for me. If they're just crazy in a "I want to kill people"
>>>>>>> way... well, hell, not like anything else is going on for me.
>>>>>>> Besides, crazy chicks are hot... which is why I hang around RASSM. ;)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You scared off Rim and Rakelle... always suspected they were sane
>>>>>> underneath it all, though...
>>>>>
>>>>> I used to be Rakelle's high priest actually... but then there was an
>>>>> unfortunate vibrator incident that ended in her firing me.
>>>>
>>>> Stylish...
>>>
>>> Yes, well it was a chrome vibrator that was formerly a Gonk-style power
>>> droid. Apparently it could out do the Energizer Bunny.
>>
>> How do you turn a Gonk-droid into a vibrator? And what do you do with it
>> then? And is this comparison based simply on power-consumption, or were
>> you comparing them in practical use?
>
> Well, it was in the Sith War. So I used my vast resources of Perverted
> Force abilities to transform a Gonk droid into a chrome vibrator and then
> transported it to the Almighty's nightstand... and then she had it
> transported stuck in my throat. She's got a bit of a temper.

Hey... it's attention. And it doesn't smell so bad as nerf-droppings...

> As for what you do with it, I'm the wrong person to ask (despite contrary
> belief). Not sure about practical use, but someone said that a power-droid
> based vibrator would be like putting the batteries in backwards in the
> Energizer Bunny... instead "he keeps going and going and going" it becomes
> "keeps coming and coming and coming"... Yes, bad joke...

Heh!

Seriously, I was wondering if you were planning on using the energizer bunny
and the Gonk vibrator in some sort of comparative testing of battery-aided
sex-toys.



>>>>> As for Rim, that wasn't my doing.
>>>>
>>>> What happened?
>>>
>>> I have no clue, I just know it wasn't my doing. I keep a list of people
>>> who I tick off. I can't decide if it's a list of who to be careful around
>>> or a list for me to brag about.
>>
>> =)
>
> Got any requests for someone to be run off? It'd be fun for me.

Not really, I'm afraid...



>>>>>> Pol'
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Drake
>>>>> I'm wondering if I should stop looking for women who come out of the
>>>>> place for the criminally insane... Just plain insane would do.
>>>>
>>>> Too vulnerable...
>>>
>>> Them or me? I'm thinking really nuts. Like Dru from "Buffy"...
>>> She'd be great, being insane and all... but she has a thing about entrails.
>>
>> Aye...
>
> I like to keep my insides inside, so that eliminates so many hot but
> dangerously whacko women.

What, they just break your legs?

>>>> Pol'
>>>>
>>>
>>> Drake
>>> This conversation keeps going and going and going...
>>
>> Sith happens...
>
> Why's it always gotta happen to us?

Where else except RASSM? And I mean, this ain't bad...



>> Pol'
>>
>
> Drake
> This thing is reminding me of posts circa 1998.

Uhh... why?

Pol'

Drake

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"policrat'" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Lando does have quite a few spares. But to get him more willing to get the
leftovers, you might want to bribe him. I hear he likes Correllian 40. I
think I'll skip the ice planets, I like seasons. I'm thinking of taking a
small vacation. Just pack up my fishing gear and go someplace and relax. I
heard Mon Calamari has some good fishing.

Is the difference between them "profit"? Or should I say "profit" and
"prophet"? Wait, I think I stopped making sense to myself.

He might make a good pinata... and Walsh could be used to break him open.
As for Hervé... It won't be pretty I fear.


>
> But hey, who am I to second-guess Admiral Piett's sexual preferences...

Let's not go there. Besides, there is only one really good sexual
preference. It is "I'd prefer to be having some."


>
> >>>>>>>>> Drake
> >>>>>>>>> As long as it's unconscious and/or near death I'll be hanging
> >>>>>>>>> around.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Why am I not surprised... =)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> I know what creatures are in my league, and most are unconscious
or
> >>>>>>> seriously deranged.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Glad to hear it!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Yeah, I don't want any creature saner than myself... 'cause if
they're
> >>>>> saner than me they should know better.
> >>>>
> >>>> Aye...
> >>>
> >>> Hrm, maybe a nice sociopath though. It'd know better, but just not
> >>> care... There are possibilities...
> >>
> >> There are always... possibilities...
> >
> > I had a Britney'Pi clone once... and before that was my Kiim C'Le clone.
> > Now that's when things get scary. Someone needs to propose the return
of
> > the *whispers* claiming threads...
>
> I nominate... Jill-Marie!

Yeah, she could do it. She's sweet and innocent-like... Not as good as Jen,
but then, no one is. Yeah, okay, you go get her to open the claiming
threads.

True, attention is good. You make strong points, it could have been much
worse. I think I'm liked.


>
> > As for what you do with it, I'm the wrong person to ask (despite
contrary
> > belief). Not sure about practical use, but someone said that a
power-droid
> > based vibrator would be like putting the batteries in backwards in the
> > Energizer Bunny... instead "he keeps going and going and going" it
becomes
> > "keeps coming and coming and coming"... Yes, bad joke...
>
> Heh!

Old though though... But I still chuckle.


>
> Seriously, I was wondering if you were planning on using the energizer
bunny
> and the Gonk vibrator in some sort of comparative testing of battery-aided
> sex-toys.

I don't have any volunteers to undergo the testing. You find any though,
let me know?


>
> >>>>> As for Rim, that wasn't my doing.
> >>>>
> >>>> What happened?
> >>>
> >>> I have no clue, I just know it wasn't my doing. I keep a list of
people
> >>> who I tick off. I can't decide if it's a list of who to be
carefularound
> >>> or a list for me to brag about.
> >>
> >> =)
> >
> > Got any requests for someone to be run off? It'd be fun for me.
>
> Not really, I'm afraid...

Too bad, if you think of any let me know. Been awhile sinve I've released
the evil.


>
> >>>>>> Pol'
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Drake
> >>>>> I'm wondering if I should stop looking for women who come out of the
> >>>>> place for the criminally insane... Just plain insane would do.
> >>>>
> >>>> Too vulnerable...
> >>>
> >>> Them or me? I'm thinking really nuts. Like Dru from "Buffy"...
> >>> She'd be great, being insane and all... but she has a thing about
entrails.
> >>
> >> Aye...
> >
> > I like to keep my insides inside, so that eliminates so many hot but
> > dangerously whacko women.
>
> What, they just break your legs?

Hey, I wouldn't mind a woman breaking my legs and making me a kept man... as
long as she didn't expect me to do any chores (well, depending on what you
call chores). Really, who needs the legs.


>
> >>>> Pol'
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> Drake
> >>> This conversation keeps going and going and going...
> >>
> >> Sith happens...
> >
> > Why's it always gotta happen to us?
>
> Where else except RASSM? And I mean, this ain't bad...

A Sith came by my hours the other day, going door-to-door and whatnot trying
to spread the "righteous word of the Sith" and whatnot. It's not so bad
here, but damn, you ever tried to get a Sith to leave your front porch?
Luckly thing I had a shotgun and Force lizards nearby.


>
> >> Pol'
> >>
> >
> > Drake
> > This thing is reminding me of posts circa 1998.
>
> Uhh... why?

Some of the threads back then got this long, with maybe only 3 or 4 people
caring (now it's down to two, gotta enjoy that). It'd get ridiculous and
oldbies would demand it leave. Old coots going "ON TOPIC ON TOPIC" and the
whippersnappers stealing their walkers.
>
> Pol'
>

You know, if we're the only ones reading this we can start to seriously
badmouth the RASSM people... Hrm, that's an idea...

Drake
It's rare I get an idea.


policrat'

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Yeah. What'cha after? Whalodons, or Squid? But thanks for the tip, all the
same...

Back away from the concept _slowly_...

But potentially... interesting...

>> But hey, who am I to second-guess Admiral Piett's sexual preferences...
>
> Let's not go there. Besides, there is only one really good sexual preference.
> It is "I'd prefer to be having some."

Aye. Not that that's ever going to stop people here being strange. And I've
been reliably informed that at least one member of the NRG gets it
regularly, too... which has interesting implications for the hive-mind...

[Sorry, Simon - I'd like to point out I *am* assuming you're reading this]



>>>>>>>>>>> Drake As long as it's unconscious and/or near death I'll be hanging
>>>>>>>>>>> around.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Why am I not surprised... =)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I know what creatures are in my league, and most are unconscious or
>>>>>>>>> seriously deranged.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Glad to hear it!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yeah, I don't want any creature saner than myself... 'cause if they're
>>>>>>> saner than me they should know better.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Aye...
>>>>>>
>>>>> Hrm, maybe a nice sociopath though. It'd know better, but just not
>>>>> care... There are possibilities...
>>>>>
>>>> There are always... possibilities...
>>>>
>>> I had a Britney'Pi clone once... and before that was my Kiim C'Le clone. Now
>>> that's when things get scary. Someone needs to propose the return of the
>>> *whispers* claiming threads...
>>>
>> I nominate... Jill-Marie!
>>
> Yeah, she could do it. She's sweet and innocent-like... Not as good as Jen,
> but then, no one is. Yeah, okay, you go get her to open the claiming threads.

Jen?

>>>>>>>>>> Pol'
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Drake I like to hang around mental health facilities to meet women...
>>>>>>>>> my odds are good, they're either nymphomaniacs or crazy, which could
>>>>>>>>> bode well for me. If they're just crazy in a "I want to kill people"
>>>>>>>>> way... well, hell, not like anything else is going on for me. Besides,
>>>>>>>>> crazy chicks are hot... which is why I hang around RASSM. ;)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You scared off Rim and Rakelle... always suspected they were sane
>>>>>>>> underneath it all, though...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I used to be Rakelle's high priest actually... but then there was an
>>>>>>> unfortunate vibrator incident that ended in her firing me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Stylish...
>>>>>>
>>>>> Yes, well it was a chrome vibrator that was formerly a Gonk-style power
>>>>> droid. Apparently it could out do the Energizer Bunny.
>>>>>
>>>> How do you turn a Gonk-droid into a vibrator? And what do you do with it
>>>> then? And is this comparison based simply on power-consumption, or were you
>>>> comparing them in practical use?
>>>>
>>> Well, it was in the Sith War. So I used my vast resources of Perverted
>>> Force abilities to transform a Gonk droid into a chrome vibrator and then
>>> transported it to the Almighty's nightstand... and then she had it
>>> transported stuck in my throat. She's got a bit of a temper.
>>>
>> Hey... it's attention. And it doesn't smell so bad as nerf-droppings...

Did I say 'nerf-droppings'?

Can you say "fanboy"?

Urk!

> True, attention is good. You make strong points, it could have been much
> worse. I think I'm liked.

Aye. We're a tolerant lot... ;-)

>>> As for what you do with it, I'm the wrong person to ask (despite contrary
>>> belief). Not sure about practical use, but someone said that a power-droid
>>> based vibrator would be like putting the batteries in backwards in the
>>> Energizer Bunny... instead "he keeps going and going and going" it becomes
>>> "keeps coming and coming and coming"... Yes, bad joke...
>>>
>> Heh!
>>
> Old though though... But I still chuckle.

Aye...

>> Seriously, I was wondering if you were planning on using the energizer bunny
>> and the Gonk vibrator in some sort of comparative testing of battery-aided
>> sex-toys.
>>
> I don't have any volunteers to undergo the testing. You find any though, let
> me know?

There's always the Sith War...

>>>>>>> As for Rim, that wasn't my doing.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> What happened?
>>>>>>
>>>>> I have no clue, I just know it wasn't my doing. I keep a list of people
>>>>> who I tick off. I can't decide if it's a list of who to be carefularound
>>>>> or a list for me to brag about.
>>>>>
>>>> =)
>>>>
>>> Got any requests for someone to be run off? It'd be fun for me.
>>>
>> Not really, I'm afraid...
>>
> Too bad, if you think of any let me know. Been awhile sinve I've released the
> evil.

Not my style... sorry...

>>>>>>>> Pol'
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Drake I'm wondering if I should stop looking for women who come out of
>>>>>>> the place for the criminally insane... Just plain insane would do.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Too vulnerable...
>>>>>>
>>>>> Them or me? I'm thinking really nuts. Like Dru from "Buffy"... She'd
>>>>> be great, being insane and all... but she has a thing about entrails.
>>>>>
>>>> Aye...
>>>>
>>> I like to keep my insides inside, so that eliminates so many hot but
>>> dangerously whacko women.
>>>
>> What, they just break your legs?
>>
> Hey, I wouldn't mind a woman breaking my legs and making me a kept man... as
> long as she didn't expect me to do any chores (well, depending on what you
> call chores). Really, who needs the legs.

Sonambulists?

>>>>>> Pol'
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Drake This conversation keeps going and going and going...
>>>>>
>>>> Sith happens...
>>>>
>>> Why's it always gotta happen to us?
>>>
>> Where else except RASSM? And I mean, this ain't bad...
>>
> A Sith came by my hours the other day, going door-to-door and whatnot trying
> to spread the "righteous word of the Sith" and whatnot. It's not so bad
> here, but damn, you ever tried to get a Sith to leave your front porch? Luckly
> thing I had a shotgun and Force lizards nearby.

You had me as far as the Force lizards... But yeah.

>>>> Pol'
>>>>
>>>
>>> Drake This thing is reminding me of posts circa 1998.
>>>
>> Uhh... why?
>>
> Some of the threads back then got this long, with maybe only 3 or 4 people
> caring (now it's down to two, gotta enjoy that). It'd get ridiculous and
> oldbies would demand it leave. Old coots going "ON TOPIC ON TOPIC" and the
> whippersnappers stealing their walkers.

Yeah, I remember some of them...

>> Pol'
>>
>
> You know, if we're the only ones reading this we can start to seriously
> badmouth the RASSM people... Hrm, that's an idea...
>
> Drake It's rare I get an idea.

I'm not going to encourage you. Not that I can stop you. I'm just not going
to encourage you...

Pol'

Drake

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"policrat'" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Whalodons I'm thinkin'd be a good choice. Those Squid I hear are planning
to take over and some such junk. Though I ain't got no permanent plans yet,
youse got any suggestions now?

I was a Prophet for Gonk once, but made no profit. Ah, the good ol' days.
I should try and start another religion, it's always fun. Might find some
of my old cult members from elsewhere... they were all female and loved
me... and they gave me chocolate... In fact I can't remember why I
stopped being their leader... It's official, I'm crazy.

Ponte and Walsh would most likely agree to it. They're an odd bunch. I
think it's because Ponte's my son. I think I might adopt Walsh too just to
give that thing an extra level of ickiness.


>
> >> But hey, who am I to second-guess Admiral Piett's sexual preferences...
> >
> > Let's not go there. Besides, there is only one really good sexual
preference.
> > It is "I'd prefer to be having some."
>
> Aye. Not that that's ever going to stop people here being strange. And
I've
> been reliably informed that at least one member of the NRG gets it
> regularly, too... which has interesting implications for the hive-mind...

I was under the impression that of everyone in the newsgroup that only 7
were doing that. Well, 7 with partners at least. I'm debating on
contemplating the implications for the hive-mind.


>
> [Sorry, Simon - I'd like to point out I *am* assuming you're reading this]

I'll bet you that Simon ain't. ;)

Jen is an MIA RASSMer best known from @rassm and #rassm, she long ago left
the NG I think. She's a pillar of viture, she's the personification of all
that is good and pure in the world. Basically she was here to help balance
RASSM's karmic stance. You have so many horny smarmy pervs and you need it
offset with good. She was the good. We all loved her... *sniffles* We
all miss her.

She's also one of my kids. One of the two I gave birth to... (don't ask,
it was a rough night when I had her and her twin brother after my twin
sister knocked me up... Yup, yet more of the evil RASSM family tree).

'Fraid so.


>
> Can you say "fanboy"?

*tries to enunciate* Phan-boi... phan-bouy... phan-boy... fan-boy...
fanboy... I can say it!

And yes, you are.
>
> Urk!

Should I call a doctor?


>
> > True, attention is good. You make strong points, it could have been
much
> > worse. I think I'm liked.
>
> Aye. We're a tolerant lot... ;-)

And that's why I got it shoved down my throat? ;)


>
> >>> As for what you do with it, I'm the wrong person to ask (despite
contrary
> >>> belief). Not sure about practical use, but someone said that a
power-droid
> >>> based vibrator would be like putting the batteries in backwards in the
> >>> Energizer Bunny... instead "he keeps going and going and going" it
becomes
> >>> "keeps coming and coming and coming"... Yes, bad joke...
> >>>
> >> Heh!
> >>
> > Old though though... But I still chuckle.
>
> Aye...

I love with my brain screws up. That was originally supposed to say "Old
joke though..." Ugh, brain bad. Brain needs punishment. Must execute
brain cells as example to others... going to find alcohol then watch
Barney...


>
> >> Seriously, I was wondering if you were planning on using the energizer
bunny
> >> and the Gonk vibrator in some sort of comparative testing of
battery-aided
> >> sex-toys.
> >>
> > I don't have any volunteers to undergo the testing. You find any
though, let
> > me know?
>
> There's always the Sith War...

I could capture Ponte and experiment on him... Sadly, I think he'd be a
willing subject.


>
> >>>>>>> As for Rim, that wasn't my doing.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> What happened?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>> I have no clue, I just know it wasn't my doing. I keep a list of
people
> >>>>> who I tick off. I can't decide if it's a list of who to be
carefularound
> >>>>> or a list for me to brag about.
> >>>>>
> >>>> =)
> >>>>
> >>> Got any requests for someone to be run off? It'd be fun for me.
> >>>
> >> Not really, I'm afraid...
> >>
> > Too bad, if you think of any let me know. Been awhile sinve I've
released the
> > evil.
>
> Not my style... sorry...

Hrm, perhaps someone you want to have a bad mental image? I could go and
give them a lap dance while wearing a white thong.


>
> >>>>>>>> Pol'
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Drake I'm wondering if I should stop looking for women who come
out of
> >>>>>>> the place for the criminally insane... Just plain insane would
do.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> Too vulnerable...
> >>>>>>
> >>>>> Them or me? I'm thinking really nuts. Like Dru from "Buffy"...
She'd
> >>>>> be great, being insane and all... but she has a thing about
entrails.
> >>>>>
> >>>> Aye...
> >>>>
> >>> I like to keep my insides inside, so that eliminates so many hot but
> >>> dangerously whacko women.
> >>>
> >> What, they just break your legs?
> >>
> > Hey, I wouldn't mind a woman breaking my legs and making me a kept
man... as
> > long as she didn't expect me to do any chores (well, depending on what
you
> > call chores). Really, who needs the legs.
>
> Sonambulists?

Assuming I'm thinking of the right definition for that word...
Sleepwalkers should just find something else to do while sleeping.


>
> >>>>>> Pol'
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Drake This conversation keeps going and going and going...
> >>>>>
> >>>> Sith happens...
> >>>>
> >>> Why's it always gotta happen to us?
> >>>
> >> Where else except RASSM? And I mean, this ain't bad...
> >>
> > A Sith came by my hours the other day, going door-to-door and whatnot
trying
> > to spread the "righteous word of the Sith" and whatnot. It's not so
bad
> > here, but damn, you ever tried to get a Sith to leave your front porch?
Luckly
> > thing I had a shotgun and Force lizards nearby.
>
> You had me as far as the Force lizards... But yeah.

Ysalamari... EU stuff. Assuming I spelled right. Feel free to ignore me,
I've been oddly lucid for most of this converation but it won't last.


>
> >>>> Pol'
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> Drake This thing is reminding me of posts circa 1998.
> >>>
> >> Uhh... why?
> >>
> > Some of the threads back then got this long, with maybe only 3 or 4
people
> > caring (now it's down to two, gotta enjoy that). It'd get ridiculous
and
> > oldbies would demand it leave. Old coots going "ON TOPIC ON TOPIC" and
the
> > whippersnappers stealing their walkers.
>
> Yeah, I remember some of them...

Oldbies wanted to run me out on a rail because I had around 300-400 posts
and almost none of them on-topic. Now I'm an oldbie of sorts, and can tell
them just where to shove their topics.


>
> >> Pol'
> >>
> >
> > You know, if we're the only ones reading this we can start to seriously
> > badmouth the RASSM people... Hrm, that's an idea...
> >
> > Drake It's rare I get an idea.
>
> I'm not going to encourage you. Not that I can stop you. I'm just not
going
> to encourage you...
>
> Pol'
>

I'm trying to decide if that's an encouraging non-encouragement done in a
way so as to CYA, or if it's a covert attempt to discourage me...

Drake
My brain isn't fully functioning at the moment... time for me to sleep, and
hopefully not sleep walk into cow patties again.


Muuurgh

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Allright guys, this is my thread. Get off. I moved your conversation to:
One thread to rule them all.
You may continue your conversation there.

-Muuurgh
Thread hogs.


Drake

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"Muuurgh" <j...@fatboy.com> wrote in message
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*kicks Muuurgh in the shins*

Damn Imperials...

*tries to find some hot wax to give Muuurgh a nice and thorough full body
waxing.

Drake
*snaps on gloves* I'll be gentle.
Besides, do you really want me *anywhere* near a Sith War?


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