One thread to rule them all.
Deranged
where it was forged. Who will do this?
Jade
--
Forget it, man. I'm retired.
C'Pi
"Deranged" <co...@itis.com> wrote in message
news:79yv9.14222$TH6....@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net...
> We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
> where it was forged. Who will do this?
Don't look at me. I'm not going to touch it.
C'Pi
Anne
> > where it was forged.
Speaking of which, did you notice that Christopher Lee uses the same "You
must JOIN me" line, complete with crazy-intense eyes, on Gandalf in FOTR
as he does on Obi-Wan in AOTC?
- Anne
"One Force to Rule Them All" <cackle>
C'Pi
"Anne" <henny...@cox.net> wrote in message
news:hennypenny-29...@128.148.243.126...
> > > We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount
Doom
> > > where it was forged.
>
> Speaking of which, did you notice that Christopher Lee uses the same "You
> must JOIN me" line, complete with crazy-intense eyes, on Gandalf in FOTR
> as he does on Obi-Wan in AOTC?
Then there's the driod factory in AOTC and the Urak-Hai factory in FOTR.
There is the strange force powers each one has.
OMG!! It all makes sense now. Saruman is Sifo-Dyas!!
C'Pi
Deranged
"C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:apmgut$30eqb$1...@ID-111793.news.dfncis.de...
yeah, and he fought with a long phallus type weapon in both and he had gray
hair.
>
> C'Pi
Good call, 'Pi.
Jade
Muuurgh
NO SNIPPING!!!
-Muuurgh
Muuurgh
-Muuurgh
I smell like a fresh wildflower.
"Muuurgh" <j...@fatboy.com> wrote in message
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Deranged
>
> -Muuurgh
>
<snipped one (>) >
Jade
--
Gooney goo goo.
Kim Le
Really? 'Cause I noticed when he used a similar "We must join with
him" line, complete with crazed-intense eyes, on Obi-Wan in AOTC that
he used with Gandalf in FOTR.
-- Kim Le
"One Ring to Rule the Force"
policrat'
board!
> We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
> where it was forged. Who will do this?
I think you've just found a premise for the next Sith War, mate...
> Jade
Pol'
Muuurgh
( | )
o
>
> Jade
> --
> Gooney goo goo.
Shakey-shakey.
-Muuurgh
*ploop*
David B.
>
> We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
> where it was forged. Who will do this?
I volunteer C'Pi. He won't do it though cause he's a wimp.
C'Pi
"Kim Le" <sq...@poik.net> wrote in message
news:B974E8AAD2D3C4F5.149E7A00...@lp.airnews.net...
You have gone over to the dark side. Forever will it dominate your destiny.
Until the day you inevitably turn on it and rip it to shreds, of course.
C'Pi
C'Pi
"David B." <both...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3DBF3A2A...@hotmail.com...
You are correct, sir. Besides, armor makes me chafe.
C'Pi
Darth Gumby
>We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
>where it was forged. Who will do this?
You have my bricks.
>Jade
Gumby
--
Sure, I could say I'm doing it and then disappear again for a while, giving the
illusion that I'm working on it, or at least hanging out with a CGI pervert.
Simon H. Lee
high-kicking electrons to spell out:
Oh dear, I'd *have* to be in that one then.
--
__ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
(__ * _ _ _ _ "Sometimes the need to mess with their heads
__)|| | |(_)| \ outweighs the millstone of humiliation."
David B.
>
> "David B." <both...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:3DBF3A2A...@hotmail.com...
> > Deranged wrote:
> > >
> > > We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
> > > where it was forged. Who will do this?
> >
> > I volunteer C'Pi. He won't do it though cause he's a wimp.
>
> You are correct, sir.
So you admit it. That took courage.
A
Nyah, nyah.
- A.
Deranged
"Simon H. Lee" <fu...@pbearyy.edu> wrote in message
news:apno8v$5dv$4...@news01.cit.cornell.edu...
> policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus line of
> high-kicking electrons to spell out:
> >Deranged! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought on
> >board!
> >
> >> We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
> >> where it was forged. Who will do this?
> >
> >I think you've just found a premise for the next Sith War, mate...
>
> Oh dear, I'd *have* to be in that one then.
Our story begins in Middle RASSM... (Which of course was always there.)
mostly harmless
>We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
>where it was forged. Who will do this?
Cant it stay here? in rassmdell?
policrat'
on board!
> policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus line of
> high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>> Deranged! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought on
>> board!
>>
>>> We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
>>> where it was forged. Who will do this?
>>
>> I think you've just found a premise for the next Sith War, mate...
>
> Oh dear, I'd *have* to be in that one then.
Hah!
> __ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
> (__ * _ _ _ _ "Sometimes the need to mess with their heads
> __)|| | |(_)| \ outweighs the millstone of humiliation."
Pol'
jill marie
Well, Rakelle has the sword, Rimrunner has the outfit, Tilson always
wins, and Kim Le is short. I nominate them as the Fellowship.
~~jill marie
Muuurgh
Jade, I need a drink. I love you. *hiccup* You brought Porkins into our
lives. *hiccup* You wholeheartedly support Emperor Annoying Man *hiccup*
Can I have a kiss? *hiccup**Belch**hiccup* You're Vonderbal..!
*falls backwards over chair*
-Merggy-Poo
Vond-der-bra!!
Muuurgh
Jade, I'm afraid that love will tear us apart. Maybe we should just be
friends.
-Merrggie
Kim Le
wrote:
I will take the Thread back to Coruscant, though I do not know the
way.
-- Kim Le
C'Pi
*kneels down*
You have my Penis Gourd 2000.
*pokes eye with penis gourd*
Ouch.
C'Pi
Muuurgh
And my dingleberries!
-Muuurgh
Smart book
And my ham hat!
Jade
Peter Hanely
> We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
> where it was forged. Who will do this?
>
> Jade
> --
> Forget it, man. I'm retired.
>
>
I'll destroy it. Just let me setup my plasma forge.
--
The Jedi Hacker
"Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."
Deranged
"Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
news:3DC0FBD4...@nospam.calweb.com...
> Deranged wrote:
> > We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
> > where it was forged. Who will do this?
> >
> > Jade
> > --
> > Forget it, man. I'm retired.
> >
> >
>
> I'll destroy it. Just let me setup my plasma forge.
Eh, *sigh* Sure Peter, set up your plasma forge.
Jade
--
Hey, he's a goddamn oldbie at this point.
Muuurgh
>
> "Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
> news:3DC0FBD4...@nospam.calweb.com...
> > Deranged wrote:
> > > We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount
Doom
> > > where it was forged. Who will do this?
> > >
> > > Jade
> > > --
> > > Forget it, man. I'm retired.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > I'll destroy it. Just let me setup my plasma forge.
>
> Eh, *sigh* Sure Peter, set up your plasma forge.
>
> Jade
> --
> Hey, he's a goddamn oldbie at this point.
The day he reaches the HOF is the day I pack my little red bandana and hit
the tracks.
-Muuurgh
Deranged
>
> "Deranged" <co...@itis.com> wrote in message
> news:H0fw9.6755$sZ4....@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net...
> >
> > "Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
> > news:3DC0FBD4...@nospam.calweb.com...
> > > Deranged wrote:
> > > > We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount
> Doom
> > > > where it was forged. Who will do this?
> > > >
> > > > Jade
> > > > --
> > > > Forget it, man. I'm retired.
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > I'll destroy it. Just let me setup my plasma forge.
> >
> > Eh, *sigh* Sure Peter, set up your plasma forge.
> >
> > Jade
> > --
> > Hey, he's a goddamn oldbie at this point.
>
> The day he reaches the HOF is the day I pack my little red bandana and hit
> the tracks.
Yes, I could do some gambling right about now. Hanely sucks the joy out of
my day. But I'm really starting to get used to him.
>
> -Muuurgh
Jade
--
I know you didn't mean those tracks.
Peter Hanely
Who wants to be in the HOF with all those losers?
Darth Gumby
And my Lego!
Gumby
(the bricks have been used to mend a wall)
cai...@newsreader.com
> Deranged wrote:
> > We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
> > where it was forged. Who will do this?
> >
> > Jade
> > --
> > Forget it, man. I'm retired.
> >
> >
>
> I'll destroy it. Just let me setup my plasma forge.
Hanely is Gollum.
Steve Tilson
- hey, at least he gets to destroy it
--
-------------------- http://NewsReader.Com/ --------------------
Usenet Newsgroup Service
Muuurgh
> > We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
> > where it was forged. Who will do this?
>
C'Pi, perhaps you shouldn't touch it. Suppose you do take the thread and
wrap it around your penis gourd for safe keeping.
Now this is just a postulation, but say you've reached the end of your quest
and Gollum (or in this case Hanley), bites IT off and falls into the pit of
doom (or in this case plasma forge) with both the thread and the 2000. What
will you do then? Was it worth it? This quest was not designed for you.
Just watching out for a fellow Porkinite,
-Muuurgh
>
> C'Pi
C'Pi
Good point. I'll stay home and watch TV instead. I wonder if Super Bian
Bian Bian is on.
C'Pi
Muuurgh
Its the best way to gain a little winter pudge. Leave the heroics for the
carnies.
-Muuurgh
Peter Hanely
> Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
>
>>Deranged wrote:
>>
>>>We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
>>>where it was forged. Who will do this?
>>>
>>>Jade
>>>--
>>>Forget it, man. I'm retired.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>I'll destroy it. Just let me setup my plasma forge.
>
>
> Hanely is Gollum.
>
> Steve Tilson
> - hey, at least he gets to destroy it
>
Thought I had a bit of Tom Bambadil. The thread has no power over me.
Then again, neither do I have any control over it.
Muuurgh
-Muuurgh
"Deranged" <co...@itis.com> wrote in message
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cai...@newsreader.com
> cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> > Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> >
> >>Deranged wrote:
> >>
> >>>We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount
> >>>Doom where it was forged. Who will do this?
> >>>
> >>>Jade
> >>>--
> >>>Forget it, man. I'm retired.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>I'll destroy it. Just let me setup my plasma forge.
> >
> >
> > Hanely is Gollum.
> >
> > Steve Tilson
> > - hey, at least he gets to destroy it
> >
>
> Thought I had a bit of Tom Bambadil.
"Bambadil"?
You're Gollum. Trust me. You want that thread, oh yes, you wantsss it.
It's your birthday present, preciousss.
Steve Tilson
- why does "Bambadil" make me think of a pickle being used as a marital
aid?
policrat'
board!
> "Simon H. Lee" <fu...@pbearyy.edu> wrote in message
> news:apno8v$5dv$4...@news01.cit.cornell.edu...
>> policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus line of
>> high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>> Deranged! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought on
>>> board!
>>>
>>>> We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
>>>> where it was forged. Who will do this?
>>>
>>> I think you've just found a premise for the next Sith War, mate...
>>
>> Oh dear, I'd *have* to be in that one then.
>
> Our story begins in Middle RASSM... (Which of course was always there.)
"You're not Ian McKellen."
"No," agreed McEwok, pulling off the fake beard, and swinging down from the
back of the coach. "But you must be young Gumby! I'm here to see your...
ah... uncle?"
"Ah," the young Hobbit nodded. "For the Birthday Party."
Pause.
"Maybe."
"Well, then..."
Silence. A beat.
"Anyway, is he in?"
Blink.
"Oh? This way..."
***
"McEwok, my old friend!" exclaimed Jill-Marie, hiding her grimace as she
hurried across the Hobbit-hole to greet her unexpected guest. "You don't
look a day older!"
"Nor you, old friend," McEwok agreed, with a smile he hoped didn't look too
transparently polite. "You still have it?"
"The Thread?" she asked, frowning at him.
"The Thread," McEwok agreed, with a sombre nod.
"Why?" she began. Then, "What's that?"
There was the sound of a loud scream, growing louder, as if someone was
falling out the sky directly above the Hobbit-hole.
McEwok began to whistle, somewhat out-of-key.
"What was that?" Jill-Marie asked again.
"I didn't hear anything," McEwok replied innocently.
The scream grew even louder.
In alarm, Jill-Marie glanced up towards the sharply-pitched cieling of her
Hobbit-hole. McEwok just smiled.
There was a loud crash, and a man in a black trenchcoat and shades smashed
through the roof of the Hobbit-hole, landing on the floor with a whumph of
dust and a flex of whiplash.
A second loud crash echoed round the Hobbit-hole as his holstered shotgun
went of, discharging both barrels into the .
"Heh!" McEwok smiled, as the new arrival picked himself off the floor and
brushed the dust from his coat, smiling as if to pretend that nothing had
happened. "Simon. Welcome to the party."
"Honestly!" Jill-Marie exclaimed. "You guys!"
ObeeKris
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com>:
> On Thu, 31 Oct 2002 16:30:35 GMT, Smart book transmitted this:
> >> "C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
And my Penguins!
<Sara, armed with rapier, and Henson, armed with staff, step forward>
I'll come along to supervise those two.
ObeeKris
What can I say, they wanna get in on the adventure.
Deranged
"policrat'" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:B9EE1CE9.65E%policr...@hotmail.com...
I like where this is going. I could get Sithy wit it.
Jade
Deranged
Hey! Can Rivendell be populated by the Keebler elves?
policrat'
I thought you were retired?
> Jade
Pol'
policrat'
You think the plot will hold together that long?
Pol'
Deranged
It only takes one person, Pol. One strong willed person.
>
> Pol'
>
Deranged
I've never retired from Sith Wars. Many of you just wish I would.
> > Jade
>
> Pol'
>
Jade
Craig Stelle
co...@itis.com wrote on 11/6/02 7:45 AM:
Can Annoying Man play the role of Bill?
-Muuurgh
Please?
Deranged
"Craig Stelle" <grey...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:B9EE9A23.3A13%grey...@hotmail.com...
I don't see why not. I would like to be Saruman.
>
> -Muuurgh
> Please?
>
policrat'
Why is everyone being so polite.
You do realise, though, that that makes you my id? The role should really go
to C'Pi...
Pol'
policrat'
So the point of this Sith War is to stick to the plotline of FotR in the
face of whatever craziness Dan'l, Rim, Rakelle, C'Pi, Tilson, Hack-boy,
Rich, Hawkins, Muuurgh, Gumby, Shef, Jill-Marie, and anyone else, can throw
at it?
Pol'
policrat'
So you lied?
>>> Jade
>>
>> Pol'
>>
> Jade
Pol'
policrat'
on board!
> Can Annoying Man play the role of Bill?
Why?
> -Muuurgh
> Please?
Pol'
C'Pi
I want to be Arwen and sit at home and play with my breasts.
C'Pi
Muuurgh
> Craig Stelle! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought
> on board!
>
> > Can Annoying Man play the role of Bill?
>
> Why?
Because Sam *hearted* him.
-Muuurgh
I cannot believe that I just typed that.
>
> > -Muuurgh
> > Please?
>
> Pol'
>
C'Pi
Freak.
C'Pi
Muuurgh
Banana peel.
-Muuurgh
C'Pi
Freaky banana peel.
C'Pi
policrat'
Ukk!
> C'Pi
Pol'
policrat'
board!
>
> "policrat'" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:B9EF7B07.716%policr...@hotmail.com...
>> Craig Stelle! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought
>> on board!
>>
>>> Can Annoying Man play the role of Bill?
>>
>> Why?
>
> Because Sam *hearted* him.
>
> -Muuurgh
> I cannot believe that I just typed that.
Me neither. Are you Gumby's sock?
Pol'
C'Pi
Urak-Hai!
>> C'Pi
>
> Pol'
C'Pi
Deranged
Hmmm...Sticking to a plot. That *Would* be a novel goal. It's just crazy
enough to work.
Jade
--
*adorns self with pocket protector.*
Deranged
Wedge!
Jade
--
Sorry I had to do that.
Deranged
Whaaa?
> >>> Jade
> >>
> >> Pol'
> >>
> > Jade
>
> Pol'
>
Peter Hanely
> "Craig Stelle" <grey...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:B9EE9A23.3A13%grey...@hotmail.com...
>
>>in article h29y9.30206$0x....@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net, Deranged at
>>co...@itis.com wrote on 11/6/02 7:45 AM:
>>
>
>
> I don't see why not. I would like to be Saruman.
>
>
>>-Muuurgh
>>Please?
>>
>
R5-P1 and the Hacker have the snowstorm covered.
--
The Jedi Hacker
"Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."
Peter Hanely
> Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
>
>>cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
>>
>>>Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Deranged wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount
>>>>>Doom where it was forged. Who will do this?
>>>>>
>>>>>--
>>>>>Forget it, man. I'm retired.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Hanely is Gollum.
>>>
>>>Steve Tilson
>>>- hey, at least he gets to destroy it
>>>
>>
>>Thought I had a bit of Tom Bambadil.
>
>
> "Bambadil"?
>
> You're Gollum. Trust me. You want that thread, oh yes, you wantsss it.
> It's your birthday present, preciousss.
>
> Steve Tilson
> - why does "Bambadil" make me think of a pickle being used as a marital
> aid?
>
Because you have a filthy mind?
If you haven't, read the book.
policrat'
I feel that suits your talents better...
>>> C'Pi
>>
>> Pol'
>
> C'Pi
Pol'
policrat'
board!
>
> "policrat'" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:B9EF7680.6FE%policr...@hotmail.com...
>> Deranged! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought on
>> board!
>>
>>>
>>> "policrat'" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:B9EEC7CC.6AD%policr...@hotmail.com...
>>>> Deranged! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought
>>>> on board!
>>>>> Hey! Can Rivendell be populated by the Keebler elves?
>>>>
>>>> You think the plot will hold together that long?
>>>
>>> It only takes one person, Pol. One strong willed person.
>>
>> So the point of this Sith War is to stick to the plotline of FotR in the
>> face of whatever craziness Dan'l, Rim, Rakelle, C'Pi, Tilson, Hack-boy,
>> Rich, Hawkins, Muuurgh, Gumby, Shef, Jill-Marie, and anyone else, can
>> throw at it?
>>
>> Pol'
>
> Hmmm...Sticking to a plot. That *Would* be a novel goal. It's just crazy
> enough to work.
I think we should just see what happens...
Now is anyone else going to write a follow-up? All this polite discussion
about who plays what is... worrying...
> Jade
> --
> *adorns self with pocket protector.*
Pol'
Deranged
"Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
news:3DCA72F6...@nospam.calweb.com...
> cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> > Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> >
> >>cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> >>
> >>>Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Deranged wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount
> >>>>>Doom where it was forged. Who will do this?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Jade
> >>>>>--
> >>>>>Forget it, man. I'm retired.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>I'll destroy it. Just let me setup my plasma forge.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Hanely is Gollum.
> >>>
> >>>Steve Tilson
> >>>- hey, at least he gets to destroy it
> >>>
> >>
> >>Thought I had a bit of Tom Bambadil.
> >
> >
> > "Bambadil"?
> >
> > You're Gollum. Trust me. You want that thread, oh yes, you wantsss it.
> > It's your birthday present, preciousss.
> >
> > Steve Tilson
> > - why does "Bambadil" make me think of a pickle being used as a marital
> > aid?
> >
>
> Because you have a filthy mind?
>
Come on, Ted. That was funny. Lighten up or go work on your plasma forge.
> If you haven't, read the book.
>
Jade
--
It's a fiery ball in the center of our solar system, but that's not imprtant
now.
Celaeno
>policrat' wrote:
>> Ukk!
>
>Urak-Hai!
I just wanted to mention that I know a catchy Uruk-hai song, and that
I am not teaching it to you guys.
Rakelle
--
There was an old man
From Peru, whose limericks
Were really haiku
Deranged
"Celaeno" <cel...@choklit.nospam.org> wrote in message
news:3dcbdb42...@news.cis.dfn.de...
> You will not evade me, "C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com>:
>
> >policrat' wrote:
>
> >> Ukk!
> >
> >Urak-Hai!
>
> I just wanted to mention that I know a catchy Uruk-hai song, and that
> I am not teaching it to you guys.
>
Well, I know a great recipe for gefilte fish stew and I won't share that
with you, either.
Jade
>
> Rakelle
> --
> There was an old man
> From Peru, whose limericks
> Were really haiku
I still snicker at this all the time. I'm such a loser.
Deranged
Oh, you mean we actually have to write this war? I thought we were talking
hypothetical.
>
> > Jade
> > --
> > *adorns self with pocket protector.*
>
> Pol'
>
Jade
--
I'll try to write something.
Muuurgh
"Deranged" <co...@itis.com> wrote in message
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I won't, it's only 2002. When '03 gets here I just may.
-Muuurgh
>
>
Muuurgh
> We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
> where it was forged. Who will do this?
I believe in this thread. I can see it going places beyond your wildest
dreams.
-Muuurgh
Deranged
"Muuurgh" <j...@fatboy.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Deranged" <co...@itis.com> wrote in message
> news:79yv9.14222$TH6....@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net...
> > We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
> > where it was forged. Who will do this?
>
> I believe in this thread. I can see it going places beyond your wildest
> dreams.
>
> -Muuurgh
It's already surpassed my expectations. I thought it a rather spur of the
moment and poorly planned troll myself. Who knew?
Jade
--
Perhaps I need to ride the coat tails of popular culture more offten.
Muuurgh
Kitch will carry you a long, long way.
-Muuurgh
Ask Kincade.
Rainbow Heron
<policr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
<snip some good stuff>
>So the point of this Sith War is to stick to the plotline of FotR in the
>face of whatever craziness Dan'l, Rim, Rakelle, C'Pi, Tilson, Hack-boy,
>Rich, Hawkins, Muuurgh, Gumby, Shef, Jill-Marie, and anyone else, can throw
>at it?
How'z about Alice & the Pokemon?
Galadriel and her Elves? Or do we own the Prancing Pony?
-Rainbow Heron
(sig has no idea what it's doing)
Sig can be a spitbowl then. ;-) But this would be Sith War 11 then...
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Penny for your two cents?
Deranged
"Rainbow Heron" <rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 07 Nov 2002 01:46:40 +0000, policrat'
> <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> <snip some good stuff>
>
> >So the point of this Sith War is to stick to the plotline of FotR in the
> >face of whatever craziness Dan'l, Rim, Rakelle, C'Pi, Tilson, Hack-boy,
> >Rich, Hawkins, Muuurgh, Gumby, Shef, Jill-Marie, and anyone else, can
throw
> >at it?
>
> How'z about Alice & the Pokemon?
>
I vote for this. But my vote has been proven to be misguided in the past.
Celaeno
>
>"Celaeno" <cel...@choklit.nospam.org> wrote in message
>news:3dcbdb42...@news.cis.dfn.de...
>> You will not evade me, "C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com>:
>> >Urak-Hai!
>>
>> I just wanted to mention that I know a catchy Uruk-hai song, and that
>> I am not teaching it to you guys.
>>
>
>Well, I know a great recipe for gefilte fish stew and I won't share that
>with you, either.
There's a lot of frozen lutefisk in the stores these days.
>> --
>> There was an old man
>> From Peru, whose limericks
>> Were really haiku
>
>I still snicker at this all the time. I'm such a loser.
You poor thing :) Look, here it is again:
Rainbow Heron
>Suggestive poses for the moose suggested by Darth Gumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com>:
>> On Thu, 31 Oct 2002 16:30:35 GMT, Smart book transmitted this:
>> >"Muuurgh" <j...@fatboy.com> wrote:
>> >> "C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >> > "Kim Le" <sq...@poik.net> wrote:
>> >> > > On Wed, 30 Oct 2002 23:36:07 GMT, "jill marie" <ra...@NOSPAMatt.net>
>> >> > > wrote:
>> >> > > >Deranged <co...@itis.com> wrote:
>> >> > > >> We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into
>> >> > > >> the fires of Mount Doom where it was forged. Who will do this?
>> >> > > >> Jade
>> >> > > >> --
>> >> > > >> Forget it, man. I'm retired.
>> >> > > >Well, Rakelle has the sword, Rimrunner has the outfit, Tilson always
>> >> > > >wins, and Kim Le is short. I nominate them as the Fellowship.
>> >> > > I will take the Thread back to Coruscant, though I do not know the
>> >> > > way.
>> >> > *kneels down*
>> >> > You have my Penis Gourd 2000.
>> >> And my dingleberries!
>> >> -Muuurgh
>> >And my ham hat!
>> >Jade
>> And my Lego!
>> Gumby
<snip>
>And my Penguins!
><Sara, armed with rapier, and Henson, armed with staff, step forward>
>I'll come along to supervise those two.
And my Pokemon!
<Seanpuff, Ianpuff, Hamillpuff, Ewanpuff, PeterPika, Hot ROddish,
Jedichu, and Wiggly-tough all show up wearing green capes>
And you can't get them without me.
>ObeeKris
>What can I say, they wanna get in on the adventure.
You ain't the only one! (and it's about time you came back)
-Rainbow Heron
(sig can see disaster coming and runs to the .sig bunker)
You can have my beer too but you have to ask me nicely.
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Jell-o jigglers are like Gak
...except they don't make that fart noise.
Deranged
> You will not evade me, "Deranged" <co...@itis.com>:
>
> >
> >"Celaeno" <cel...@choklit.nospam.org> wrote in message
> >news:3dcbdb42...@news.cis.dfn.de...
> >> You will not evade me, "C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com>:
>
> >> >Urak-Hai!
> >>
> >> I just wanted to mention that I know a catchy Uruk-hai song, and that
> >> I am not teaching it to you guys.
> >>
> >
> >Well, I know a great recipe for gefilte fish stew and I won't share that
> >with you, either.
>
> There's a lot of frozen lutefisk in the stores these days.
Ok, I must ask. Do you really eat that much fish? You have all kinds of
chicken, pork and beef, right? cause if not, I must airlift you a few cows.
>
> >> --
> >> There was an old man
> >> From Peru, whose limericks
> >> Were really haiku
> >
> >I still snicker at this all the time. I'm such a loser.
>
> You poor thing :) Look, here it is again:
>
> Rakelle
> --
> There was an old man
> From Peru, whose limericks
> Were really haiku
Tee Hee! I can't stop!
Jade
--
*realizes it's 5 and goes for beer.*
cai...@newsreader.com
> cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> > Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> >
> >>cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> >>
> >>>Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Deranged wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount
> >>>>>Doom where it was forged. Who will do this?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Jade
> >>>>>--
> >>>>>Forget it, man. I'm retired.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>I'll destroy it. Just let me setup my plasma forge.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Hanely is Gollum.
> >>>
> >>>Steve Tilson
> >>>- hey, at least he gets to destroy it
> >>>
> >>
> >>Thought I had a bit of Tom Bambadil.
> >
> >
> > "Bambadil"?
> >
> > You're Gollum. Trust me. You want that thread, oh yes, you wantsss
> > it. It's your birthday present, preciousss.
> >
> > Steve Tilson
> > - why does "Bambadil" make me think of a pickle being used as a marital
> > aid?
> >
>
> Because you have a filthy mind?
Mind?
> If you haven't, read the book.
Read?
Steve Tilson
--
-------------------- http://NewsReader.Com/ --------------------
Usenet Newsgroup Service
cai...@newsreader.com
And my feelings of inadequacy!
Lefty Skywalker
> On Thu, 07 Nov 2002 01:46:40 +0000, policrat'
> <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> <snip some good stuff>
>
> >So the point of this Sith War is to stick to the plotline of FotR in the
> >face of whatever craziness Dan'l, Rim, Rakelle, C'Pi, Tilson, Hack-boy,
> >Rich, Hawkins, Muuurgh, Gumby, Shef, Jill-Marie, and anyone else, can throw
> >at it?
>
> How'z about Alice & the Pokemon?
>
> Galadriel and her Elves? Or do we own the Prancing Pony?
I think they're goblins.
Daniel O. Miller
"Does this look familiar? Do you know what it is? Neither do I! I made
it last night in my sleep. Apparently I used gindrogac - highly unstable!
I put a button on it, yes? I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will
happen if I do..." - Gune
WWYD?
policrat'
board!
>
> "Rainbow Heron" <rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote in message
> news:4s4osucc22fhghota...@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 07 Nov 2002 01:46:40 +0000, policrat'
>> <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> <snip some good stuff>
>>
>>> So the point of this Sith War is to stick to the plotline of FotR in the
>>> face of whatever craziness Dan'l, Rim, Rakelle, C'Pi, Tilson, Hack-boy,
>>> Rich, Hawkins, Muuurgh, Gumby, Shef, Jill-Marie, and anyone else, can
>>> throw at it?
>>
>> How'z about Alice & the Pokemon?
>
> I vote for this. But my vote has been proven to be misguided in the past.
What, that they're thrown at the plotline by the rest of RASSM? Or that
they're Galadriel and her Elves? The latter, I like... I just fear (or
something) that RASSMers are going to start doubling up characters and start
sideshows where they fight over who gets to be who...
Which gives me an idea for a post...
>> Galadriel and her Elves? Or do we own the Prancing Pony?
>>
>> -Rainbow Heron
>> (sig has no idea what it's doing)
S'OK...
Pol'
policrat'
board!
> You will not evade me, "C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com>:
>
>> policrat' wrote:
>
>>> Ukk!
>>
>> Urak-Hai!
>
> I just wanted to mention that I know a catchy Uruk-hai song, and that
> I am not teaching it to you guys.
Aww... spoilsport...
> Rakelle
Pol'
policrat'
Hypothetical chaos? Doesn't really work...
>>> Jade
>>> --
>>> *adorns self with pocket protector.*
>>
>> Pol'
>>
>
> Jade
> --
> I'll try to write something.
Thanks!
Pol'
policrat'
board!
>
> "Muuurgh" <j...@fatboy.com> wrote in message
> news:aqguml$a37ng$1...@ID-104752.news.dfncis.de...
>>
>> "Deranged" <co...@itis.com> wrote in message
>> news:79yv9.14222$TH6....@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net...
>>> We must cast The Balance Point Thread back into the fires of Mount Doom
>>> where it was forged. Who will do this?
>>
>> I believe in this thread. I can see it going places beyond your wildest
>> dreams.
>>
>> -Muuurgh
>
> It's already surpassed my expectations. I thought it a rather spur of the
> moment and poorly planned troll myself. Who knew?
<shrug>
Hey, the fact it's so unlikely to work is half of what makes it so worth
running with...
> Jade
Pol'
Rainbow Heron
<dmil...@ridgenet.net> wrote:
>On Fri, 8 Nov 2002, Rainbow Heron wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 07 Nov 2002 01:46:40 +0000, policrat'
>> <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> <snip some good stuff>
>>
>> >So the point of this Sith War is to stick to the plotline of FotR in the
>> >face of whatever craziness Dan'l, Rim, Rakelle, C'Pi, Tilson, Hack-boy,
>> >Rich, Hawkins, Muuurgh, Gumby, Shef, Jill-Marie, and anyone else, can throw
>> >at it?
>>
>> How'z about Alice & the Pokemon?
>>
>> Galadriel and her Elves? Or do we own the Prancing Pony?
>
>I think they're goblins.
<smacks Dan'l upside the head with Artie the Rainbow Trout>
-Rainbow Heron
(sig rolls its 'i's)
Nice try, no cigar Dan'l...<snicker>
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Lefty Skywalker
> On Fri, 8 Nov 2002 14:27:36 -0800, Lefty Skywalker
> <dmil...@ridgenet.net> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 8 Nov 2002, Rainbow Heron wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 07 Nov 2002 01:46:40 +0000, policrat'
> >> <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> <snip some good stuff>
> >>
> >> >So the point of this Sith War is to stick to the plotline of FotR in the
> >> >face of whatever craziness Dan'l, Rim, Rakelle, C'Pi, Tilson, Hack-boy,
> >> >Rich, Hawkins, Muuurgh, Gumby, Shef, Jill-Marie, and anyone else, can throw
> >> >at it?
> >>
> >> How'z about Alice & the Pokemon?
> >>
> >> Galadriel and her Elves? Or do we own the Prancing Pony?
> >
> >I think they're goblins.
>
> <smacks Dan'l upside the head with Artie the Rainbow Trout>
Y'know, I just caught an episode today. They're still running around
Mostly Harmless, trying to incarcerate the local fauna, and once
succeeding, forcing said animals to beat the crap out of each other.
They're clearly grasping at straws for comedic material, in this one
dedicating much of the episode to Team Rocket's running-gag pit traps.
Despite running around the forest for what, four years now? the kids
haven't aged a day, and are in fact wearing the same clothes they started
out in. But now they're going for "master" status. Maybe Ash will get a
new hat, and indubitably there'll be another three hundred critters added
to the bestiary. Maybe this time they'll look like asparagus or e. coli.
Celaeno
>
>"Celaeno" <cel...@choklit.nospam.org> wrote in message
>news:3dcc1b83...@news.cis.dfn.de...
>> You will not evade me, "Deranged" <co...@itis.com>:
>>
>> >
>> >"Celaeno" <cel...@choklit.nospam.org> wrote in message
>> >news:3dcbdb42...@news.cis.dfn.de...
>> >> You will not evade me, "C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com>:
>>
>> >> >Urak-Hai!
>> >>
>> >> I just wanted to mention that I know a catchy Uruk-hai song, and that
>> >> I am not teaching it to you guys.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Well, I know a great recipe for gefilte fish stew and I won't share that
>> >with you, either.
>>
>> There's a lot of frozen lutefisk in the stores these days.
>
>Ok, I must ask. Do you really eat that much fish? You have all kinds of
>chicken, pork and beef, right? cause if not, I must airlift you a few cows.
I wouldn't eat lutefisk with a 10 foot cattle prod. and airlift me
some chicken instead, it's my favorite but it's rather pricey here.
I'd eat more fish if we got English type fish and chips here.
>> >> --
>> >> There was an old man
>> >> From Peru, whose limericks
>> >> Were really haiku
>> >
>> >I still snicker at this all the time. I'm such a loser.
>>
>> You poor thing :) Look, here it is again:
>>
>> Rakelle
>> --
>> There was an old man
>> From Peru, whose limericks
>> Were really haiku
>
>Tee Hee! I can't stop!
>
>Jade
>--
>*realizes it's 5 and goes for beer.*
All good things are three:
Peter Hanely
> Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
>
>>cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
>>
>>>Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
>>>Steve Tilson
>>>- why does "Bambadil" make me think of a pickle being used as a marital
>>>aid?
>>>
>>
>>Because you have a filthy mind?
>
>
> Mind?
>
>
>>If you haven't, read the book.
>
>
> Read?
>
> Steve Tilson
>
Henseforth and for eternity, you shall be known as a mindless illiterate.
--
The Jedi Hacker
"Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."
Deranged
> cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> > Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> >
> >>cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> >>
> >>>Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> >>>Steve Tilson
> >>>- why does "Bambadil" make me think of a pickle being used as a marital
> >>>aid?
> >>>
> >>
> >>Because you have a filthy mind?
> >
> >
> > Mind?
> >
> >
> >>If you haven't, read the book.
> >
> >
> > Read?
> >
> > Steve Tilson
> >
>
> Henseforth and for eternity, you shall be known as a mindless illiterate.
>
Settle down, Ted. He always wins
> --
> The Jedi Hacker
> "Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."
>
Deranged
cai...@newsreader.com
> cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> > Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> >
> >>cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> >>
> >>>Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> >>>Steve Tilson
> >>>- why does "Bambadil" make me think of a pickle being used as a
> >>>marital aid?
> >>>
> >>
> >>Because you have a filthy mind?
> >
> >
> > Mind?
> >
> >
> >>If you haven't, read the book.
> >
> >
> > Read?
> >
> > Steve Tilson
> >
>
> Henseforth and for eternity, you shall be known as a mindless illiterate.
I shall at least be known henseforth as a powerfull illiterate.
Craig Stelle
Co...@itis.com wrote on 11/11/02 12:42 PM:
I like Ted.
-Muuurgh
Anything for the thread.
Deranged
<cai...@NewsReader.Com> wrote in message
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> Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> > cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> > > Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> > >
> > >>cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> > >>
> > >>>Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>>cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> > >>>Steve Tilson
> > >>>- why does "Bambadil" make me think of a pickle being used as a
> > >>>marital aid?
> > >>>
> > >>
> > >>Because you have a filthy mind?
> > >
> > >
> > > Mind?
> > >
> > >
> > >>If you haven't, read the book.
> > >
> > >
> > > Read?
> > >
> > > Steve Tilson
> > >
> >
> > Henseforth and for eternity, you shall be known as a mindless
illiterate.
>
> I shall at least be known henseforth as a powerfull illiterate.
>
How about the all knowing illiterate?
cai...@newsreader.com
> <cai...@NewsReader.Com> wrote in message
> news:20021111165310.683$k...@newsreader.com...
> > Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> > > cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> > > > Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > >>cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >>>Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>>cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> > > >>>Steve Tilson
> > > >>>- why does "Bambadil" make me think of a pickle being used as a
> > > >>>marital aid?
> > > >>>
> > > >>
> > > >>Because you have a filthy mind?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Mind?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>If you haven't, read the book.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Read?
> > > >
> > > > Steve Tilson
> > > >
> > >
> > > Henseforth and for eternity, you shall be known as a mindless
> illiterate.
> >
> > I shall at least be known henseforth as a powerfull illiterate.
> >
>
> How about the all knowing illiterate?
Nah, I'm not all-knowing, just well-read.
Muuurgh
"Drake" <daemo...@charter.net> wrote in message
news:ut67aej...@corp.supernews.com...> news:B9F6120C.8AC%policr...@hotmail.com...
> > Drake! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought on
> > board!
> >
> > >> > > news:B9F4A6EA.85F%policr...@hotmail.com... Drake! I should have
> recognized
> > > your foul stench when I was brought on board!
> > >
> > >>> recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board!
> > >>>
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board!
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>>>
have
> > >>>>>>> recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board!
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>
> have
> > >>>>>>>> recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board!
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
should
> have
> > >>>>>>>>>>> recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> should have
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> should
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have recognized your foul stench when I was brought on
> board!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> stench
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when I was brought on board!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Muuurgh" <j...@fatboy.com> wrote in message
> *automated
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> breathing*
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -Muuurgh
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *sneaks into RASSM's room while everyone is gone*
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *locks the door*
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *takes liberties with the near dead RASSM*
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *zips up, closes up and lights up*
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Best I ever had...
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Drake Hey, almost dead isn't necrophilia... But
I'll
> try
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> better next time. Yes, I am a sick sick person.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Almodavar?
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pol'
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I go... "Huh?"
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You described the... ah... climactic... scene from
Pedro
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Almodavar's latest film...
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What film is this, I have the sudden urge to see what
evil
> I am
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> relating to. :)
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's in Spanish...
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> If it's got subtitles I could probably manage.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>> http://us.imdb.com/Title?0287467
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>> I'm surprised you've never heard of the man...
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>> Oddly enough I don't hear about much where I live. Though
if
> it's
> > >>>>>>>>>>> because of the subject matter (the bit from IMDB leads me to
> think I
> > >>>>>>>>>>> should be somewhat insulted and highly flattered by the
> comparison)
> > >>>>>>>>>>> I must admit that, despite popular belief, I do not spend
all
> my
> > >>>>>>>>>>> time looking for perverted things. I rest a little. And
> besides,
> > >>>>>>>>>>> perverted things tend to find me instead of me find them. At
> least
> > >>>>>>>>>>> that's what I tell the authorities...
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>> Riight...
> > >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>> Hey, it's all in the Troopers' reports, they were very nice.
> They had
> > >>>>>>>>> the camera men from Troops with them so I made no sudden moves
> and was
> > >>>>>>>>> very polite and butt kissing. They accepted what I said and
> only shot
> > >>>>>>>>> me in non-critical areas of my body. Though they did take a
mug
> shot
> > >>>>>>>>> for later, you might find it online I think...
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> Heh! Nicely done...
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Well, for those without the ability to use the Jedi Mind Trick,
> you can
> > >>>>>>> always rely on the Laymans Ass-Kissing Trick. Works well with
the
> weak
> > >>>>>>> of mind. And really, those poor Troops have it tough. Before
they
> > >>>>>>> visited me they'd had some domestic call where the crazy broad
> blew up
> > >>>>>>> herself and her husband. The paperwork there alone... and
they're
> > >>>>>>> trying to find the couple's nephew too.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>> Yeah, yeah... happens all the time, that sort of thing. Too
often.
> You
> > >>>>>> hear about the Jedi sword attack over in Mos Eisley, though...?
> Some old
> > >>>>>> psycho with a lightsaber started laying about in a bar... but the
> Troops
> > >>>>>> were still all tied up on some damn fool 'top secret' mission
> they'd been
> > >>>>>> given into by Governor Tarkin...
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>> I'd heard, big up roar 'bout that in my area. Those Jedi tend to
> keep to
> > >>>>> themselves, too bad one old psycho has to give all 'dem boys a bad
> name.
> > >>>>> And Tarkin, there's a slimy one. Politicians, can't stand them.
> Keep the
> > >>>>> Troops hands tied so bad they can't do their jobs. He pulls them
> boys
> > >>>>> from their jobs to go for some fool secret missions and what
> happens? Some
> > >>>>> whack job blows out of the space port, several Troops were hurt,
> maybe
> > >>>>> even killed. If that fluffy slipper wearing Governor hadn't had
> them boys
> > >>>>> busy there might not have been any fatalities. Instead some
> smuggler
> > >>>>> escaped. Damned shame there.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>> I blame the chilblains, man. I mean, what's he going to do next
time
> he
> > >>>> needs to work out his aggro? Blow up a planet or something? I hear
he
> was
> > >>>> pretty peeved with that mess those Reb hunt-saboteurs made of Lord
> Tion's
> > >>>> shoot on Raaltiir, too. Interesting times, man... interesting
> times...
> > >>>>
> > >>> I don' trust 'dem boys as far as I could throw a Wookie. I ain't
too
> sure
> > >>> 'bout them Rebs either. And now, what with the Senate all gone...
> Ain't
> > >>> safe no more, not even on this nice little backwards planet. Maybe
> it's
> > >>> time to move somewhere wetter. Got a cousin who says there's this
> nice
> > >>> forest moon out there, the natives are primitive and there's
supposed
> to be
> > >>> good food. Might make a nice camp from time to time, but I'm
thinking
> of
> > >>> getting off this ol' dune planet and head out to Alderaan. I hear
> they got
> > >>> some oceans there. Might be nice to see sand that leads to water
> instead of
> > >>> just more sand. 'Sides, I doubt anything would happen there. The
> > >>> interesting times should just blow over.
> > >>>
> > >> Your call, I guess. I'm thinking, though. Rumour is, there's some
> mighty
> > >> dense asteroids for the in the Anoat system, and some ruins or
> something
> > >> buried on some ice-planet nearby. I guess I might base myself out of
> Cloud
> > >> City, see if I can't pick me up some of Lando Calrissian's spare
little
> tarts
> > >> at the same time...
> > >
> > > Lando does have quite a few spares. But to get him more willing to
get
> the
> > > leftovers, you might want to bribe him. I hear he likes Correllian
40.
> I
> > > think I'll skip the ice planets, I like seasons. I'm thinking of
taking
> a
> > > small vacation. Just pack up my fishing gear and go someplace and
> relax. I
> > > heard Mon Calamari has some good fishing.
> >
> > Yeah. What'cha after? Whalodons, or Squid? But thanks for the tip, all
the
> > same...
>
> Whalodons I'm thinkin'd be a good choice. Those Squid I hear are planning
> to take over and some such junk. Though I ain't got no permanent plans
yet,
> youse got any suggestions now?
> >
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Drake So, um, is it actually dead yet? I need to lose
> some
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> purity test points.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> =),
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pol'
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Should I keep *cough* "poking" it to see if it's alive?
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't say that!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh... :( Well, can I do it anyway? Please please?
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>> I'd really rather you didn't...
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>> Then what can I poke? I'm feeling Pokey.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>> Join the Sith War?
> > >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>> Been there, done that, died in it, been transmogrified, been
> forgotten
> > >>>>>>>>> and done cloned transexual of sorts. *sigh* I would like to
> have
> > >>>>>>>>> that new one start back up so I could get out of the block I
was
> > >>>>>>>>> frozen into.
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> You expect continuity? C'mon... just dive in!
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Oh, see, I go for Continuity. See, everyone else is very much
> into
> > >>>>>>> chaos, now, if everyone is doing chaos, then the one doing
> continuity is
> > >>>>>>> actually more chaotic than the chaos as there chaos is so
> different than
> > >>>>>>> the other chaos... and after typing that I'm pretty sure I need
a
> lot
> > >>>>>>> more sleep.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>> Yeah. Maybe. Makes sense, though...
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>> This might be a good time to be alarmed, when I make any type of
> sense
> > >>>>> it's usually a not good thing. Or who knows, maybe I'm doing
better
> than
> > >>>>> I was... I doubt it, I think I'll offer you my condolences now.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>> You lost me. Kinda.
> > >>>>
> > >>> If I make sense to you, it's a sign of either something bad being
> about to
> > >>> happen, or the person who understands is having some mental problems
> at that
> > >>> moment. Just warnin' ya. Might wanna be careful out there now. ;)
> > >>>
> > >> There's a close link between psychosis and inspiration...
> > >
> > > Is the difference between them "profit"? Or should I say "profit" and
> > > "prophet"? Wait, I think I stopped making sense to myself.
> >
> > Back away from the concept _slowly_...
>
> I was a Prophet for Gonk once, but made no profit. Ah, the good ol' days.
> I should try and start another religion, it's always fun. Might find some
> of my old cult members from elsewhere... they were all female and loved
> me... and they gave me chocolate... In fact I can't remember why I
> stopped being their leader... It's official, I'm crazy.
> >
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Drake Sure, that's the only reason to poke it.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pol'
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Drake I'd be happy to "check RASSM's health status".
That'd
> be
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> the only reason I'd be poking it, ayup.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>> Right...
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>> Pol'
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>> At least I didn't make a joke about using a thermometer to
> "check
> > >>>>>>>>>>> RASSM's health status" 'cause if I did it could lead to all
> sorts of
> > >>>>>>>>>>> fun and naughty jokes... You know, about what type it is,
> where
> > >>>>>>>>>>> it's supposed to be stuck, the functionality...
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>> I just made the joke though... Oh well.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>> Aye... it was... maybe worthwhile...
> > >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>> You had nothing else better to do either, eh?
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> I'm easily amused...
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> That explains why you've stuck around this thread as long as you
> have.
> > >>>>>>> ;) If you're easily amused then I think we'll get along
> smashingly.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>> :)
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>> Is it just me, or is this thread kind of long? ;) Luckily I
> think all
> > >>>>> the oldbies have disappeared, so no one will storm in and yell.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>> Nolan's thattaway, Rakelle's over there, Tilson's making strafing
> runs. If
> > >>>> it gets too long, I can just post something to the main cascade of
> the
> > >>>> Balance Point Thread...
> > >>>>
> > >>> Nah, let's keep it here for as long as possible. Pretty sure we're
> flying
> > >>> under the radar of the Empire. And if they find us, well, we can
> always try
> > >>> and broker a deal to insure it's safety... I'll sell out Ponte.
> > >>>
> > >> You think they'd buy him. Even with Walsh and Hervé Villachez thrown
in
> for
> > >> free?
> > >
> > > He might make a good pinata... and Walsh could be used to break him
> open. As
> > > for Hervé... It won't be pretty I fear.
> >
> > But potentially... interesting...
>
> Ponte and Walsh would most likely agree to it. They're an odd bunch. I
> think it's because Ponte's my son. I think I might adopt Walsh too just
to
> give that thing an extra level of ickiness.
> >
> > >> But hey, who am I to second-guess Admiral Piett's sexual
preferences...
> > >
> > > Let's not go there. Besides, there is only one really good sexual
> preference.
> > > It is "I'd prefer to be having some."
> >
> > Aye. Not that that's ever going to stop people here being strange. And
> I've
> > been reliably informed that at least one member of the NRG gets it
> > regularly, too... which has interesting implications for the
hive-mind...
>
> I was under the impression that of everyone in the newsgroup that only 7
> were doing that. Well, 7 with partners at least. I'm debating on
> contemplating the implications for the hive-mind.
> >
> > [Sorry, Simon - I'd like to point out I *am* assuming you're reading
this]
>
> I'll bet you that Simon ain't. ;)
> >
> > >>>>>>>>>>> Drake As long as it's unconscious and/or near death I'll be
> hanging
> > >>>>>>>>>>> around.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>> Why am I not surprised... =)
> > >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>> I know what creatures are in my league, and most are
unconscious
> or
> > >>>>>>>>> seriously deranged.
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> Glad to hear it!
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Yeah, I don't want any creature saner than myself... 'cause if
> they're
> > >>>>>>> saner than me they should know better.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>> Aye...
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>> Hrm, maybe a nice sociopath though. It'd know better, but just
not
> > >>>>> care... There are possibilities...
> > >>>>>
> > >>>> There are always... possibilities...
> > >>>>
> > >>> I had a Britney'Pi clone once... and before that was my Kiim C'Le
> clone. Now
> > >>> that's when things get scary. Someone needs to propose the return
of
> the
> > >>> *whispers* claiming threads...
> > >>>
> > >> I nominate... Jill-Marie!
> > >>
> > > Yeah, she could do it. She's sweet and innocent-like... Not as good
as
> Jen,
> > > but then, no one is. Yeah, okay, you go get her to open the claiming
> threads.
> >
> > Jen?
>
> Jen is an MIA RASSMer best known from @rassm and #rassm, she long ago left
> the NG I think. She's a pillar of viture, she's the personification of
all
> that is good and pure in the world. Basically she was here to help
balance
> RASSM's karmic stance. You have so many horny smarmy pervs and you need
it
> offset with good. She was the good. We all loved her... *sniffles* We
> all miss her.
>
> She's also one of my kids. One of the two I gave birth to... (don't ask,
> it was a rough night when I had her and her twin brother after my twin
> sister knocked me up... Yup, yet more of the evil RASSM family tree).
> >
> > >>>>>>>>>> Pol'
> > >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>> Drake I like to hang around mental health facilities to meet
> women...
> > >>>>>>>>> my odds are good, they're either nymphomaniacs or crazy, which
> could
> > >>>>>>>>> bode well for me. If they're just crazy in a "I want to kill
> people"
> > >>>>>>>>> way... well, hell, not like anything else is going on for me.
> Besides,
> > >>>>>>>>> crazy chicks are hot... which is why I hang around RASSM. ;)
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> You scared off Rim and Rakelle... always suspected they were
sane
> > >>>>>>>> underneath it all, though...
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> I used to be Rakelle's high priest actually... but then there
was
> an
> > >>>>>>> unfortunate vibrator incident that ended in her firing me.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>> Stylish...
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>> Yes, well it was a chrome vibrator that was formerly a Gonk-style
> power
> > >>>>> droid. Apparently it could out do the Energizer Bunny.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>> How do you turn a Gonk-droid into a vibrator? And what do you do
with
> it
> > >>>> then? And is this comparison based simply on power-consumption, or
> were you
> > >>>> comparing them in practical use?
> > >>>>
> > >>> Well, it was in the Sith War. So I used my vast resources of
> Perverted
> > >>> Force abilities to transform a Gonk droid into a chrome vibrator and
> then
> > >>> transported it to the Almighty's nightstand... and then she had it
> > >>> transported stuck in my throat. She's got a bit of a temper.
> > >>>
> > >> Hey... it's attention. And it doesn't smell so bad as
nerf-droppings...
> >
> > Did I say 'nerf-droppings'?
>
> 'Fraid so.
> >
> > Can you say "fanboy"?
>
> *tries to enunciate* Phan-boi... phan-bouy... phan-boy... fan-boy...
> fanboy... I can say it!
>
> And yes, you are.
> >
> > Urk!
>
> Should I call a doctor?
> >
> > > True, attention is good. You make strong points, it could have been
> much
> > > worse. I think I'm liked.
> >
> > Aye. We're a tolerant lot... ;-)
>
> And that's why I got it shoved down my throat? ;)
> >
> > >>> As for what you do with it, I'm the wrong person to ask (despite
> contrary
> > >>> belief). Not sure about practical use, but someone said that a
> power-droid
> > >>> based vibrator would be like putting the batteries in backwards in
the
> > >>> Energizer Bunny... instead "he keeps going and going and going" it
> becomes
> > >>> "keeps coming and coming and coming"... Yes, bad joke...
> > >>>
> > >> Heh!
> > >>
> > > Old though though... But I still chuckle.
> >
> > Aye...
>
> I love with my brain screws up. That was originally supposed to say "Old
> joke though..." Ugh, brain bad. Brain needs punishment. Must execute
> brain cells as example to others... going to find alcohol then watch
> Barney...
> >
> > >> Seriously, I was wondering if you were planning on using the
energizer
> bunny
> > >> and the Gonk vibrator in some sort of comparative testing of
> battery-aided
> > >> sex-toys.
> > >>
> > > I don't have any volunteers to undergo the testing. You find any
> though, let
> > > me know?
> >
> > There's always the Sith War...
>
> I could capture Ponte and experiment on him... Sadly, I think he'd be a
> willing subject.
> >
> > >>>>>>> As for Rim, that wasn't my doing.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>> What happened?
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>> I have no clue, I just know it wasn't my doing. I keep a list of
> people
> > >>>>> who I tick off. I can't decide if it's a list of who to be
> carefularound
> > >>>>> or a list for me to brag about.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>> =)
> > >>>>
> > >>> Got any requests for someone to be run off? It'd be fun for me.
> > >>>
> > >> Not really, I'm afraid...
> > >>
> > > Too bad, if you think of any let me know. Been awhile sinve I've
> released the
> > > evil.
> >
> > Not my style... sorry...
>
> Hrm, perhaps someone you want to have a bad mental image? I could go and
> give them a lap dance while wearing a white thong.
> >
> > >>>>>>>> Pol'
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Drake I'm wondering if I should stop looking for women who come
> out of
> > >>>>>>> the place for the criminally insane... Just plain insane would
> do.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>> Too vulnerable...
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>> Them or me? I'm thinking really nuts. Like Dru from "Buffy"...
> She'd
> > >>>>> be great, being insane and all... but she has a thing about
> entrails.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>> Aye...
> > >>>>
> > >>> I like to keep my insides inside, so that eliminates so many hot but
> > >>> dangerously whacko women.
> > >>>
> > >> What, they just break your legs?
> > >>
> > > Hey, I wouldn't mind a woman breaking my legs and making me a kept
> man... as
> > > long as she didn't expect me to do any chores (well, depending on what
> you
> > > call chores). Really, who needs the legs.
> >
> > Sonambulists?
>
> Assuming I'm thinking of the right definition for that word...
> Sleepwalkers should just find something else to do while sleeping.
> >
> > >>>>>> Pol'
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Drake This conversation keeps going and going and going...
> > >>>>>
> > >>>> Sith happens...
> > >>>>
> > >>> Why's it always gotta happen to us?
> > >>>
> > >> Where else except RASSM? And I mean, this ain't bad...
> > >>
> > > A Sith came by my hours the other day, going door-to-door and whatnot
> trying
> > > to spread the "righteous word of the Sith" and whatnot. It's not so
> bad
> > > here, but damn, you ever tried to get a Sith to leave your front
porch?
> Luckly
> > > thing I had a shotgun and Force lizards nearby.
> >
> > You had me as far as the Force lizards... But yeah.
>
> Ysalamari... EU stuff. Assuming I spelled right. Feel free to ignore
me,
> I've been oddly lucid for most of this converation but it won't last.
> >
> > >>>> Pol'
> > >>>>
> > >>>
> > >>> Drake This thing is reminding me of posts circa 1998.
> > >>>
> > >> Uhh... why?
> > >>
> > > Some of the threads back then got this long, with maybe only 3 or 4
> people
> > > caring (now it's down to two, gotta enjoy that). It'd get ridiculous
> and
> > > oldbies would demand it leave. Old coots going "ON TOPIC ON TOPIC"
and
> the
> > > whippersnappers stealing their walkers.
> >
> > Yeah, I remember some of them...
>
> Oldbies wanted to run me out on a rail because I had around 300-400 posts
> and almost none of them on-topic. Now I'm an oldbie of sorts, and can
tell
> them just where to shove their topics.
> >
> > >> Pol'
> > >>
> > >
> > > You know, if we're the only ones reading this we can start to
seriously
> > > badmouth the RASSM people... Hrm, that's an idea...
> > >
> > > Drake It's rare I get an idea.
> >
> > I'm not going to encourage you. Not that I can stop you. I'm just not
> going
> > to encourage you...
> >
> > Pol'
> >
>
> I'm trying to decide if that's an encouraging non-encouragement done in a
> way so as to CYA, or if it's a covert attempt to discourage me...
>
> Drake
> My brain isn't fully functioning at the moment... time for me to sleep,
and
> hopefully not sleep walk into cow patties again.
>
>