http://absolutelyreliable.com/2003_06_01_rumorarchive.html
Then scroll to the June 5 date, then scroll down
to paragraph 10 to the headline:"Presley Denied Employment At
Libertyland"
Scott
<elvis...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Jaime
"SHcomedy" <Sc...@nospamElvis.com> wrote in message
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> > I don't believe a word of that article.
No gettin' past you guys!
Jaime
"suave harv" <hatn...@unitedarabemirates.com> wrote in message
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What is praised as "wit" around here made me think I'd lost my appreciation
for it, until I read this "article."
Cathy
>>What is praised as 'wit' around here
>>made me think I'd lost my appreciation
>>for it, until I read this "article." >>
Eight words into it, "The fickle breeze of
fame blew hard yesterday," I was already
laughing, and by the time I got to, "So I
told the managers that I could serve funnel
cakes or sell those little glowing things at
the end of the day, or even scrape the gum
off paths, but they threw me out of the
office and called me a 'no talent ass clown,'
like I was Michael Bolton or something. It
was horrible!" I was doubled up with
laughter. Funny, funny stuff.
Puzzled, though, that our resident comic
missed all the over-the-top witticisms.
As if the currently-touring, California-
residing EPE heiress would apply for a
job singing country & western 'or serving
funnel cakes' at Libertyland. (Scott, didn't
the line 'even scrape the gum off paths'
give you ANY clue?)
> Puzzled, though, that our resident comic
> missed all the over-the-top witticisms.
> As if the currently-touring, California-
> residing EPE heiress would apply for a
> job singing country & western 'or serving
> funnel cakes' at Libertyland. (Scott, didn't
> the line 'even scrape the gum off paths'
> give you ANY clue?)
What I was referring to was the implication that her popularity dropped
after her NBA appearance. I knew the rest was bullshit. The whole web-page
is supposed to be based on rumors, though that article was obviously written
as a way of slamming Lisa again, probably written by some cretin regular
here.
I think it's sad how, with so many of you losers, there always has to be
someone from Elvis' life that you hate and despise no matter what.
When are you going to change nicknames again, Jaxoff?
Scott
.H.
SHcomedy <Sc...@nospamElvis.com> wrote in message
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Oh .H., not you too. You usually know something is funny even if you don't
agree with it. I don't hate Lisa Marie.
The worst I've ever said about her is she bored me with her first few
interviews because she was so inarticulate. She's gotten a lot better, I
admit and I have always been a fan of how shockingly honest she is.
I think some people are reading way too much into the opinions that are
being expressed here.
Cathy