GIT Wars (a parody)
Alex C. Snoeren
>Luke Skywalker Allen Belletti
How'dya figure?
>Darth Vader throwing the Emperor down The Shaft
>(Russ giving CJ The Shaft)
ROFL.. Oops.. I meant no comment.
>"Help me, Obi-Wan Sinno, you're our only hope!"
Please tell me we're not to this state yet.. thats a scarry thought.
>"No! Alderon is a peaceful planet! We have no weapons!"
Ah, how wrong you are...
>Chewbacca taking control of an AT-ST.
>Goodrum taking over the Dell cluster.
A scarry thing to witness, I agree...
>Vader fighting Luke, and Vader telling Luke he is his father
>Allen fighting Russ and Russ telling Allen that he's the professor...
I think this line is better left with Russ telling Allen he's the
father.
>Larry mumbles coherently about something you care nothing about.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Does this ever happen?
- Alex
(Wonder where his role went... )
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Eric the Red
: >Luke Skywalker Allen Belletti
: How'dya figure?
It just seemed to fit...believe me, this was far too early in the
morning...
: - Alex
: (Wonder where his role went... )
Well, considering that this was written by two people who don't really know
who you are... :)
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Jeff M. Garzik
Sir Psycho Idaho <gt0...@prism.gatech.edu> wrote:
>Darth Vader Russell Shackelford (mother russ)
I honestly [and this is _not_ kissing ass ;-)] don't know what everyone
has against Russ... I would characterize him more along the lines of
Yoda, a tough but wise [seven-foot-tall Yoda!] teacher. Maybe it's
because I got in and out of the 150x series the first quarter and never
looked back... ;-)
>Luke Skywalker Allen Belletti
Too high profile. Allen is the guy that designed Artoo and Threepio,
and put all the funny personality quirks in the droids...
>Obi-Wan Kenobi Scott Sinno
There's no real character in the film that Scott could play; we need
somebody happy-go-lucky character who does nothing but get people hooked
on Magic the Gathering... ;-)
>Jabba the Hut Anthony Gambino
My rwhozon lists him as 'Gambino Crime Family'
>Chewbacca Chris Goodrum
hmmm... I haven't figured out whether I call Goodrum lazy or not ;-)
>The Empire Ga Tech
Here here
>Millenium Falcon Bill's computer
Overstating yourself a bit?
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Sir Psycho Idaho
the 1502 lab this week.)
We've thought up some kinda funny scenes from Star Wars that would be
absolutely hilarious if we saw them in a parody ;) To give you an idea what
we mean, here's the (partial?) list of characters...
Darth Vader Russell Shackelford (mother russ)
Luke Skywalker Allen Belletti
Princess Leia Anna Wines
Han Solo Bill Neubauer
Stormtroopers Random TA's (in white suits)
Obi-Wan Kenobi Scott Sinno
C3-PO Phillip Woodall
R2-D2 Eric VanHeest
The Emperor Jason Ciesicki
Yoda Larry Henson
Jabba the Hut Anthony Gambino
Chewbacca Chris Goodrum
Ewoks IE majors
Rebels 150x students
Jedi Masters 150x survivors
The Dark Side OIT
The Empire Ga Tech
Sarloc Pit Monster Glenn
Millenium Falcon Bill's computer
Death Star hydra
Death Star II acme
Planet Alderon 1501
Hoth The Pink Palace
Light Saber Programming knowledge
The Force FTP
X-Wings Word
TIE Fighters Labs
Star Destroyer Programming assignments
Trash pit Russ's Lectures
The Shaft The Shaft
Death Star Shields Sun Customer Service
...and these are some of the scenes we've dreamed up...what do you think?
Add some more!
Have-to-use
Darth Vader throwing the Emperor down The Shaft
(Russ giving CJ The Shaft)
The Death Star's shields still up
What? The CSC guys are still on acme! Break away! Break away!
Destruction of the first Death Star
(The final moments of hydra...)
Han Solo bragging about the Falcon
(Bill bragging about his wonderful computer...)
Han swearing as the Falcon refuses to work
(Bill swearing as the computer blows out blue smoke...)
The Falcon being hit by multiple laser blasts
(Bill dipping his cross into the innards of his computer)
Luke, Han, and Leia falling into the Trash bin
(everyone falling into Russ' lectures....)
C3-PO and R2-D2 fiddling with the computers at the same time (and screwing up)
(Eric and Phil screwing around with hydra and acme and causing problems...)
"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're our only hope!"
"Help me, Obi-Wan Sinno, you're our only hope!"
Ewoks being so vast in number that the Storm troopers are overwhelmed.
(IE's being so vast in number that the random TA's are overwhelmed.)
Storm troopers hitting everything but the target...
TA's helping with everything but the problem...
"No! Alderon is a peaceful planet! We have no weapons!"
"No! 1501 is a peaceful class! We have no programming knowledge!"
Chewbacca taking control of an AT-ST.
Goodrum taking over the Dell cluster.
Rebels using X-wing fighters to destroy the TIE fighters
150x students using Word to wrap up the 150x labs...
Jedis using the Force.
Students using FTP to steal source code.
Fleeing to Hoth after destroying the Death Star
Fleeing to the Pink Palace after the fall of hydra...
Vader fighting Luke, and Vader telling Luke he is his father
Allen fighting Russ and Russ telling Allen that he's the professor...
Yoda mumbles incoherently about something you want to understand
Larry mumbles coherently about something you care nothing about.
Storm troopers bumbling about and accomplishing nothing useful
Random TA's bumbling about and accomplishing nothing useful
Whaddya think? Is it funny, or are we just up too late? ;)
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: >Darth Vader Russell Shackelford (mother russ)
: I honestly [and this is _not_ kissing ass ;-)] don't know what everyone
: has against Russ... I would characterize him more along the lines of
: Yoda, a tough but wise [seven-foot-tall Yoda!] teacher. Maybe it's
: because I got in and out of the 150x series the first quarter and never
: looked back... ;-)
Q always thought of him as a troll...
: >Luke Skywalker Allen Belletti
: Too high profile. Allen is the guy that designed Artoo and Threepio,
: and put all the funny personality quirks in the droids...
Can Stacy be Luke, then?
: >Obi-Wan Kenobi Scott Sinno
: There's no real character in the film that Scott could play; we need
: somebody happy-go-lucky character who does nothing but get people hooked
: on Magic the Gathering... ;-)
I got a CIA agent hooked on Magic...
: >Chewbacca Chris Goodrum
: hmmm... I haven't figured out whether I call Goodrum lazy or not ;-)
Either way, I'd let him win at Sonic, so as to avoid getting my arms ripped
off...
Norm!
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