[Sith War 2003] Return of the Ponte {Sith War XI}

[Michael Ponte (The Love Machine)]

In the deep, dark, timeless expanses of space, there is a being. He was once
a Galactic Warlord. Now he sits in his Burrito shaped starfighter- pigging
out on ham and cheese.

"I've been hanging around the Porkinites too much..."

He reaches for a Sam Adams and notices a light flashing on his control
panel.

"Hrm...incoming message."

He activates some knobs and the message comes up.
{{Lord Ponte, we of the Infinite order of the sacred Snosberries have
acquired your Death Star in a game of chance. If you wish to get it back,
you must do something for us. Details are below. Upon completion of this
task, the ship will be returned to you- fully crewed of course.}}

Ponte reads the instructions and smiles
"All too easy!....why is that familiar? Oh yes! I am a Geek."
Realization dawns in the broken mans eyes. A spark is lit. He stands tall in
his ship and raises his hands upward
"YES! I AM A GEEK!!!! MWA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Pontificus has returned!!!!!!!!"

Ponte sets a course for Planet Rassm...

To be Continued...

SUMMARY:
Ponte is a useless jerk.
Gets message from the sacred snosberries
Becomes old self
Travels to Planet Rassm to complete a mission- to get his Death Star back
afterwards...

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Long Live Salacious Crumb....

Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
super...@attbi.com

President of the International Society of Gold Leader Enthusiasts (ISGLE)

Veteran of Celebration I and II

"Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight,
who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I
mean, really, it was half-witted." -Christopher Lee

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[Lefty Skywalker]

Oh god...

Daniel O. Miller

"The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the
fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true
science. Whosoever does not know it and can no longer marvel, is as good
as dead, and his eyes are dimmed." - Albert Einstein

WWYD?

[Michael Ponte (The Love Machine)]

"Lefty Skywalker" <dmil...@ridgenet.net> wrote in message
news:Pine.SOL.3.95.103012...@owens.ridgecrest.ca.us...

Actually- the name is Ponte, not God

[Drake]

Po said.

Son, you know that's only true for those who haven't seen you naked.

...

Doh.

Drake
Lots made about something no one's seen... >:)