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Da Jedi
AIM: Darkjedi521
On a related topic, I saw Vertical Limit last night.
It amazed me that even in a film about CLIMBING A FUCKING MOUNTAIN they
managed to slip in a few MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS.
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Rob Dalton
http://daltonator.net
"Who the hell decorated this place? Willy Wonka?"
---Duckman
The most recent thing I saw, which I wish I could wreck, was "Dude, where's
my car?" The movie made as much sense as weyoun, and the writers/actors
were probably as stoned as him if not more.
OTOH, watching MST3k self-destruct was pretty interesting.
After this I spent the rest of the day pretending to throw stuff and having
it explode; staplers, pencils, paperclips...
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Chuck
http://www.sfdebris.com
I haven't seen it, but I bet it would be regarded better if it took
itself less seriously. That's why I enjoyed Charlie's Angels :^)
> OTOH, watching MST3k self-destruct was pretty interesting.
Hehehe.
They made a shoe explode, Chuck. A FUCKING SHOE! Haven't these people
ever heard of using STABILIZED nitroglycerin?!? That's the whole fucking
point behind dynamite!!
Hell, they even managed to put in gallons of blood! I'm surprised the
chick didn't do a striptease! Or was that during the part of the movie I
spent in the bathroom...
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Chuck
http://www.sfdebris.com
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> > They made a shoe explode, Chuck. A FUCKING SHOE! Haven't these people
> > ever heard of using STABILIZED nitroglycerin?!? That's the whole fucking
> > point behind dynamite!!
> >
> Do they even say why they've got explosives with them? I just can't see
> why. "This is the tallest mountain in the world."
> "Not for much longer. Heh heh heh!"
LMAO. The explosives are supposed to be used to blast open the cave that
the foolish survivors are in. Considering that, I have no idea why they
brought up three fucking canisters. Or was it six?
The seals on those things were pathetic. Tupperware could do a better
job.
<snip>
> >
> > After this I spent the rest of the day pretending to throw stuff and having
> > it explode; staplers, pencils, paperclips...
>
> They made a shoe explode, Chuck. A FUCKING SHOE! Haven't these people
> ever heard of using STABILIZED nitroglycerin?!? That's the whole fucking
> point behind dynamite!!
Dd they fill it with the stuff or something?
>
> Hell, they even managed to put in gallons of blood! I'm surprised the
> chick didn't do a striptease! Or was that during the part of the movie I
> spent in the bathroom...
It's too cold to do a striptease when you're mountain climbing.
Graeme Dice
They were blasting rock in a dry environment? Then they should have
just used the old reliable fertilizer and diesel fuel. It's not the
most commonly used explosive in hard rock mining for nothing.
Bull.
No. The guy was standing there and Nitro was just drip, drip, dripping
away onto the floor. Of course, he stepped in it.
> >
> > Hell, they even managed to put in gallons of blood! I'm surprised the
> > chick didn't do a striptease! Or was that during the part of the movie I
> > spent in the bathroom...
>
> It's too cold to do a striptease when you're mountain climbing.
Two words: base camp :)
Dude, they were on a fucking mountain blasting ice and snow at 24,000
feet. They dug a hole, POURED IN THE NITRO, and set a detonator.
Sounds like a real gasser.
> > >
> > musta spent alot of time in the bathroom, there was a full blown (pun
> > intended) sex scene...
>
> Bull.
>
Yeah :)
<snip>
Put Lameway in it?
<snip>
> > > The seals on those things were pathetic. Tupperware could do a better
> > > job.
> >
> > They were blasting rock in a dry environment? Then they should have
> > just used the old reliable fertilizer and diesel fuel. It's not the
> > most commonly used explosive in hard rock mining for nothing.
>
> Dude, they were on a fucking mountain blasting ice and snow at 24,000
> feet. They dug a hole, POURED IN THE NITRO, and set a detonator.
That's stupid. I can't think of anything much worse that using nitro in
a mountain climbing environment. The stuff is so unstable that if you
shook a container of it rather gently it would have a good chance of
going off. Diesel fuel and fertilizer are available everywhere, so
being remote is no excuse.
Graeme Dice
<snip>
> > > They made a shoe explode, Chuck. A FUCKING SHOE! Haven't these people
> > > ever heard of using STABILIZED nitroglycerin?!? That's the whole fucking
> > > point behind dynamite!!
> >
> > Dd they fill it with the stuff or something?
> >
>
> No. The guy was standing there and Nitro was just drip, drip, dripping
> away onto the floor. Of course, he stepped in it.
The dripping would have most likely set the stuff off.
> > It's too cold to do a striptease when you're mountain climbing.
>
> Two words: base camp :)
You wouldn't want to anyways. Polypropylene long underwear absorbs
odours very well. When climbing above 20,000', you don't ever take it
off. That means you have a few weeks of smells built up into a single
garment.
I could smell it a mile away.
Either that or my feet are kickin'.
Trust in Hollywood for the insanely contrived. They were JUMPING OFF A
HELICOPTER with this shit strapped on their backs! Dude, if that shit
were real, they'd've all been dead ten minutes into the main plot. Shit,
one canister created an explosion that reached up a thousand feet easy,
and the whole shack of the shit that the Pakistanis had didn't do as
much.
Of course, the chick almost got gored by the helicopter blade. Can't do
without that!
Didn't. They managed to unlace the boot and throw it for a boom.
> > > It's too cold to do a striptease when you're mountain climbing.
> >
> > Two words: base camp :)
>
> You wouldn't want to anyways. Polypropylene long underwear absorbs
> odours very well. When climbing above 20,000', you don't ever take it
> off. That means you have a few weeks of smells built up into a single
> garment.
That is just nasty, man.
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Da Jedi
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"Dalton" <r...@daltonator.net> wrote in message
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If they can get whtever it was they had, then what was the excuse for
not using plain gel dynamite and booster? Dice, I chopped off the "e" in
"Dice" and almost didn't catch it, heh. Dic.
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irritate the pro-ST side. Then I wax my moustache and kick some babies.
--Kynes
Matt Hyde, lab consultant
MTU Math Sciences
Houghton, MI 49931
It's cold up here!
Yeah, it IS a tit nipply
Cameron Diaz in a white catsuit. Now that's good movie :)
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<snip>
> > That's stupid. I can't think of anything much worse that using nitro in
> > a mountain climbing environment. The stuff is so unstable that if you
> > shook a container of it rather gently it would have a good chance of
> > going off. Diesel fuel and fertilizer are available everywhere, so
> > being remote is no excuse.
> >
> > Graeme Dice
>
> If they can get whtever it was they had, then what was the excuse for
> not using plain gel dynamite and booster? Dice, I chopped off the "e" in
> "Dice" and almost didn't catch it, heh. Dic.
It was nitro. In other words, dynamite that hasn't been finished yet.
Graeme Dice
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a
rock.
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>Sounds like a real gasser.
Speaking of gas me and a few friends went to see a flick it sucked so we let
lose with a few cans of fart spray here and there before we left :-)
another way to drive everyone bug shit is to take a laser pointer and as the
flick is play zap the moive screen nice red dot and no one can see the beam
LT.Hit-Man
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LT. Hit-Man looked up at the departing ship, then at Kynes,
down to the snarks, and then back at Kynes.
Slowly, a devilish grin spread across his
face, and he picked up a snark and chucked it in
Kynes' direction. Sureenough, he was able to
use the Force to control it.
"AAH! GET IT AWAY!"
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