[anti-troll] Declaration of Jihad
Dalton
>
> The new time has come, the new next wave of trolls is advancing.
> <cue bugle playing the last post>
> We are the loyal denizens of ASVS. We must hold out to the last man and the
> last post. We will not be defeated. We shall fight them in the newsgroup.
> We will fight them on the mail servers. We will fight and we will never
> surrender. The army of evil approaches on yonder horizon. Riding on steeds
> of AOL, remarQ and deja. The apocalypse approaches. As one we must rise up
> and say. No piss off. We don't want you here!
> <cue bugle playing reveille>
> We are ASVS. Cease your posts and stop your arguements.
> Your puny cultural and technological distinctiveness will be added
> to our own. You will be BLOWN INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK. Resistance is
> futile.
>
HELL YEAH!!!!
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WeeMadAndo
<cue bugle playing the last post>
We are the loyal denizens of ASVS. We must hold out to the last man and the
last post. We will not be defeated. We shall fight them in the newsgroup.
We will fight them on the mail servers. We will fight and we will never
surrender. The army of evil approaches on yonder horizon. Riding on steeds
of AOL, remarQ and deja. The apocalypse approaches. As one we must rise up
and say. No piss off. We don't want you here!
<cue bugle playing reveille>
We are ASVS. Cease your posts and stop your arguements.
Your puny cultural and technological distinctiveness will be added
to our own. You will be BLOWN INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK. Resistance is
futile.
--
WeeMadAndo,
"ASVS, you'll never find a more wretched hive of sum and villainy."
Reid
news:8dlt16$7svii$1...@fu-berlin.de...
> of AOL, remarQ and deja.
Now all I need is a waffle iron and a pair chopsticks, and the trolls will
never come back.
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your life." -Anti-smoking spokesperson Brooke Shields
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Kynes
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Tom
Hi, I may be new here, but I must ask you: Have you ever heard of the
book "The Apocalypse Troll" by David Weber? You might want to rewrite
it. :-)
Tom
> WeeMadAndo,
> "ASVS, you'll never find a more wretched hive of sum and villainy."
>
>
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Before you buy.
Weyoun the Dancing Borg
> In article <8dlt16$7svii$1...@fu-berlin.de>,
> "WeeMadAndo" <weema...@start.com.au> wrote:
> > The new time has come, the new next wave of trolls is advancing.
> > <cue bugle playing the last post>
> > We are the loyal denizens of ASVS. We must hold out to the last man
> and the
> > last post. We will not be defeated. We shall fight them in the
> newsgroup.
> > We will fight them on the mail servers. We will fight and we will
> never
> > surrender. The army of evil approaches on yonder horizon. Riding on
> steeds
> > of AOL, remarQ and deja. The apocalypse approaches. As one we must
> rise up
> > and say. No piss off. We don't want you here!
> > <cue bugle playing reveille>
> > We are ASVS. Cease your posts and stop your arguements.
> > Your puny cultural and technological distinctiveness will be added
> > to our own. You will be BLOWN INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK.
> Resistance is
> > futile.
...And now the conclusion...
hmmm, well I do not consider myself a troll: I have been here for about 2
months now, and actually contribute in sensible ways (sometimes).
I haev to agtree.
Here in the UK, BTI (my ISP) has been invaded by Force9 users who are all
after free calls to the net. It is horrible onthe btinternet.chatter
newsgroup!
LT.HIT-MAN
roade, more to the point a rabbit trail to a long cabbin in the middle of
the back forty.
" About time you got here." WeeMadAndo said to the driver who was geting out
of the driver's seat, he had been wait for a long time for this delivery,
sone the war on the trolls would get into full swing.
" Step off man, you would not belive the bull shit I went though to get
these, it was bad enough that I had the C.I.A. on my case not to mention the
N.R.C. but the wose of it was the old lady in customs, that old bat did not
know her ass from a hole in the ground."
LT.Hit-Man said as they made there way to the back of the van.
" That bad hun." Wee said as the back doors where opened to reveal ten black
crates about four feet long neatly stacked on top of eacthother.
" Damm right, the old goat had me seatting around for three hours as she
went over my papers, she'd ask a qeustion then not less then five seconds
after that she'd asked the same damm thing." LT.Hit-Man snarled as the took
one of the crates out of the van and open it.
WeeMadAndo felt bad for him, yes customes had been a pain in the ass when he
went to pick up some pakages that one of his oprative over in the old USSR
had sent but still he and his forces where on a time table, but once the top
was off of the crate to reveal it's contences all thoughs of complaning left
his mind.
LT.Hit-Man hefted out what looked to be like a Stinger missile and put it
over his shoulder, " This little puppy here has a range of ten miles, it can
use a GPS to find it's target." LT.Hit-Man pointed to a small black box on
the side of the missile tube and added " It has a hacking and encrpytion
program to link into the GPS for it's target or it can use the groun hugging
radar to fallow a pre-programed path to it target."
WeeMadAndo was just about drooling by the time LT.Hit-Man was talking and he
nearly creamed his black combat paints when LT.Hit-Man handed the weapon to
him.
" So what kind of warhead does this baby have?" WeeMadAndo asked as he
shouldered the weapon and from the twinkling in LT.Hit-Man one human eye he
coul tell
that it was going to be good.
" It has a 1.5 kiloton, Cobalt-60 salted fussion warhead, you'll liven up
any party with this fine weapon."
WeeMadAndo just about shit himself this was a little to close to a nuke for
his tasets, sure when he and the shadowy LT.Hit-Man frist started wheeling
and dealing he had been pleased by the qualty and qunaty of hard merchanise
that the LT had delived to him in the past, costly yes but more then worth
it, to arm his forces but this last run had take just all that was left of
his vast fortune.
LT.Hit-Man could see the look of fear and wonder on Wee's face and was
slightly amused but it.
" Well you ask for something specal and well you got it if you have any
questions about the merchandise feel free to ask." LT.Hit-Man said as he lit
up a stogie.
" Ok how can something this small hold that much fuel?" he asked as
LT.Hit-Man pulled out the missile for him to look it over, it was about half
the length of a stinger but twise as wide as a stinger.
" It does not use rocket fuel." LT.Hit-Man said clamly as he handed the
Missle over to WeeMadAndo so he could take a colser look at it.
" Well how does it fly then, magic?" WeeMadAndo said not beliving what he
was hearing as he looked the deadly missile over.
LT.Hit-Man just smriked, " It uses anti-grav tech to get it to it's target."
WeeMadAndo just about had a stroke when he heard that " That's impossable an
ant-grav system on something this small." he had seen some test footage
about meg-lev trans when they frist came out a few years ago, meg-lev was
not true anti-grav but it was cole the since show he had seen the test
footage on said that true anti-grav systems where still at lest a good forty
to a hundread years away from becoming real.
" Imposable for you but not for me." was all LT.Hit-Man said before he shot
WeeMadAndo a " Don't ask look " in slient reply to the ' Where and who did
you do this" look that was on his face.
" Yout see that black-blue coloring on the missile." LT.Hit-Man said as he
took the missile and reloaded it into it's luancher, he was tried of talking
it was time to get down to bussen.
" Ya what about it." WeeMadAndo asked aqs his mind started to flashhim
images of death on a massive scale and it chilled him to the bone.
" It's a stealth coating, the missile is undetechable by radar, mag scaners
and becuase it uses no combustable fuel it is unseen by IR and UV scaners."
LT.Hit-Man said as he repacked the leath missile back into it's crate before
he added " They'll never know what hit them or where it came from as he shot
WeeMadAndo a chilling smile.
WeeMadAndo was just about ready to plant a kiss on the loony LT when he
heard that, now the trolls would be wiped out one by one if need be and they
would never know who was killing them for there idoicy.
" So when will the rest of them be delivered?" he asked had able to contain
his joy, he was egaer to start the cleansing that would make the net, nah
the word a better and safer place to live.
" The other sevety Executor missiles will be delived, by me perosnaly within
the week once I have my money." LT.Hit-Man said in a dead inhumanly cold
voice as WeeMadAndo had one of his men start unloading the van.
" Ok the money has been transfred to your offshore acounts." WeenManAndo
said as he hit the Enter button on his computer's keybored.
" I'll be back." LT.Hit-Man said as he left the massvie forty mile long base
that was hidden under the small log cabin on the serivce.
" See you then WeeMandAndo said as he truned away from the computer, but
LT.Hit-Man was alredy gone.
--
I want a holodeck so I can simulate the impossible:
Like Voyager having a real story line
WeeMadAndo
be nice, highyl unlikely but nice.
--
WeeMadAndo
"ASVS, you'll never find a more wretched hive of sum and villainy."
Phong Nguyen <ack...@iname.com> wrote in message
news:38ffae0e...@News.CIS.DFN.DE...
> On Fri, 21 Apr 2000 01:39:08 +0100, Jonathan Boyd <jona...@jboyd.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
> >So this is how the Cleaners are funded. I'm guessing we've been reduced
to
> >this by budget cut backs on behalf on the Empire? Perhaps the Lt. should
> >make a personal visit to the accountants.
> >
> At this rate we'll have to cooperate with New Republic commandos and
> Rainbow for funding.
>
> HIT-MAN aside, I actually wouldn't mind teaming up with those two groups
> as long as we get to kick some Troll ass :)
WeeMadAndo
--
WeeMadAndo
"ASVS, you'll never find a more wretched hive of sum and villainy."
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