[Sith War 2003, aka XI] plans, plots, and alliances
Penguinista
R5-P1, sitting in the throne room of its polyhedral deathstar, ploted
its next move. RASSM was infested. For the good of the universe it
must be excised. The main weapon was down, and proving impossable to
repair near a planets gravity field. But there's more than one way to
destroy a planet. The innocents? So be it. A cancer must be excised.
In the outer reaches of RASSM star system, constructor droids attatched
thrusters to assorted comets, and subtly altered their path. It could
take months, but victory would be its. Meanwhile, the giant battle
station moved outward back towards its origional construction site.
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(current time, somewhere in deep space)
Three battleships meet, the Giant PDA, and two with markings identifying
the space Amish and space Anabaptists.
(interior, conference room, Giant PDA)
The Jedi Hacker speaks, "As you may have noticed, a cancer of perversion
has taken hold of RASSM."
The anabaptist representitive, already frowing, frowned harder as he nodded.
The space amish rep tilted his head in bemusment.
Hacker continued, "For two years I've been trying to excise it. I need
help." Handing data pads to his guests, "I've tried to sanitize these
survalance images, but they're still shocking."
The anabaptist rep frowned so hard his face looked ready to break.
"What can we do?"
The space amish rep flipped through the pages, 'til he nearly fell from
his seat in shock at the sight of a censored image of a porkinite
barbeque. "My dear sweet Jade!", he exclaimed, "Tell me it isn't she?!"
"It is. I'm giving you first shot at its reform. Don't hold back."
"It?". This particular space amish apparently knew jade, or what it used
to be, but didn't know jades little secret.
"Another matter, I've detected a swarm of comets converging on RASSM.
Since the loss of my factories, I don't have the power to stop them.
And even with help, the planet is in store for record snowfall. We may
have to evacuate."
Thought you might not have believed it possable, the space anabaptist
rep frowned even harder, and the space amish rep joined him at the news
of the comets.
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Summary:
- R5-P1, having gone completely mad, plots to destroy RASSM with a swarm
of comets.
- The Jedi Hacker meets with potential allies in his quest to clean RASSM.
The Jedi Hacker
Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.
Reality bomb
"Penguinista" <pe...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
news:3e3816c2$0$222$d36...@news.newshosting.com...
I hate it when you sift through old wars. Ok...fine.
Jade
Penguinista
time soon.
policrat'
board!
You can bring them back if you want... I mean, they might wind up on Middle
Earth, or something - it's a long way from the RASS* System...
Pol'