I know there's an additive to paint that will make it crack when it dries,
simulating old, sun-baked paint. I have seen this technique several
times, but have long forgotten the 'secret ingredient.' Any and all
suggestions are welcome.
Thanks,
Bill Martinak (Magy...@aol.com)
for more: http://www.eskimo.com/~airs/resume.htm
R Roscold
(from California at a campus overlooking a surf break)
Doing a good job around here is like peeing in your wetsuit, it gives you
a nice warm feeling, but nobody notices.
(in chalk on the firewall between shop and stage, many levels of irony
here!)
Money's nice, but I'm above it,
I'm a techie 'cause I love it.
Money means nothing to me.
(on a poster of corollaries to Murphey's Law)
When you blow into your goggles to clear them, you will get something in
your eye.
I'm sure you all have some good ones to share. Let's post 'em.
Roland "Dirty hands make a clean dollar" Frantz
>I'm sure you all have some good ones to share. Let's post 'em.
>
Well, here's one of my favorites, although not for the kiddies..
It's from the hallway wall of the "Whisky" on Sunset in LA..
"If it burns, smoke it"
"if it's wet, drink it"
"if it moves, screw it"
"if it don't do anything, it goes in the truck"
Hmm... two come to mind
according to some previous poster about two years ago ...
"Be back in a moment. Wait for me.
- Godot"
One of may favorite headset dialogs went something like this:
Someone on stage was singing a difficult song. This song crossed his
"lift point" the point where he had to switch between head and
chest voice.
The Stage Manager was saying that she like the tonal quality of
voice. It was
quite clear that she was not refering to his ability to effortlessly
switch between head and chest voice. Well the Assistant Stage
Manager said
"I'd give my left nut to be able to sing this song." Like all the best
headset humor, I said spontainously, without missing a beat, "So
would he."
I'm sure it loses something in this forum, but the ASM mysteriously
"disappeared" for ten minutes before he turned his mic back on.
Give it up, Maria...
Tony's gay.