Bill's Blubberings Wed.11/3/98
Bill Sands
***********Don't forget that tomorrow's episode is one hour and
clashes with EE which starts at seven.****************
Chez Glover
Ned doing not so well at giving Roy advice re Kelly. Roy comments 'If
you treat mum the same she'll be back in the bin.'
Woods
Paulette setting her sights at Dean whist Marlon seen spying on Liz.
PO
Betty having heard last nights row outside Pollards is enjoying
herself at Viv and Vics expense. At the same time suggests cigarette
papers as an alternative to Post-it notes.
Emm Farm
Sarah has got uo late (nudge nudge). She and Jack all lovey-dovey
again. Makes Ned all broody.
Dingles
Kelly, 'I have always been a hard faced little bitch' admits to Mandy
that she is going for all that she can get and once again swears her
to secrecy.
Home Farm
Kims business is suffering due to Steve borrowing her car. She is not
a happy budgie.
Glovers
Lisa sees Jan trying to summon cpourage to drive to village. Offers
help.
Woolpack
Paddy gets news that Outhwaite's herd will be sold for slaughter as he
is not at farm.
Home Farm
Kelly goes to pack after being referred to by Kim as Chris's current
brood mare. Chris persuades her not to go and takes her shopping
instead.
Village
Lisa has bought Jan in van and they are greeted by Terry complete with
foot in his mouth, prompting Jan to say 'take me home Lisa'
Pollards
Marlon has talked Pollard into allowing a theme night every fortnight
where all of the financial risks are Marlons.
Woods
Tony tells dean that he nows sees him as a good lad, in other words
forgiving him for his past fumblings with Emma.
Pollards
Dee questions Pollards wisdom at letting 'the amateur chef' loose in
the wine bar. Liz accuses Marlon of snooping and he admits to never
having had a girlfriend before. Kirsty has been sitting mooning over
Will who is trying to get her to go.
Dingles
Mandy and Paddy put the cover on Maddonna the parrot to kiss and make
up.
Pollards
The whole Sugden clan turn up for a celebration dinner. Will tells
Kirsty that he only showed interest to help Liz and Marlon and goes on
to tell her to go in no uncertain terms.
Woolpack
Steve is trying to sell Turner a pension plan when Chris and Kelly
come in determined to brazen it out in front of Viv, Vic, Rachel and
Cathy.
Dingles
To Mandy's disgust Paddys' beeper goes off. They are having trouble
finding it. Mandy is getting more ill-tempered when the parrot joins
in so she orders both Paddy and Maddonna out, followed by an armfull
of his clothes.
Bill
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Paul Rymer
>
>Dingles
>To Mandy's disgust Paddys' beeper goes off. They are having trouble
>finding it. Mandy is getting more ill-tempered when the parrot joins
>in so she orders both Paddy and Maddonna out, followed by an armfull
>of his clothes
It was difficult to see amidst all the fleshy fumblings (a very amusing
sight, the floor in that flat *is* stone isn't it?) but I think it was
Madonna mimicking Paddy's bleeper and not the bleeper itself that was the
final straw for Mandy.
One of the highlights:
Lisa: "Paddy, I think you'd better take Madonna into mine and Zak's room"
Piggy: (looks surprised as if Lisa is meaning HER!)
Paddy: "Oh, the parrot's called Madonna"
Mandy: "Yeah, and I wish her mother had been more "Like A Virgin"....
Paddy: (looking past Piggy to Mandy) "I bet she wished she was too!"
Paul
Jonno
Nice blubberings Bill, but who's this new girlfriend Marlon's got called Liz
? Or do you mean Lynn.....:-)
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Jonno
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Please remove *no* from Jonno to e-mail
Bill Sands
I deny any and all responsibility.
Itt iss nett me forlt if mee spollchecker can't tell the diffronce
tween Lyn and liz
Bi 4 nou
Bob (or was it Bill)
On Thu, 12 Mar 1998 10:45:27 -0000, "Jonno"
<Jo...@logan.prestel.co.uk> wrote:
>Nice blubberings Bill, but who's this new girlfriend Marlon's got called Liz
>? Or do you mean Lynn.....:-)
Molly
Bill,
Can you send me the recentest Blubberings? My server is playing silly
buggers again.
Molly