ZOOGZ RIFT new *200 SONG* 2-cd set info
zrtlm
former SST recording artist
DADA IS SURREALISM WITH A SINISTER AGENDA
approx. 200 zipped mp3 files
songs taken from over 40 classic and controversial ZOOGZ RIFT albums
in a new, no frills PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED 2-cdr set
$20.00 (U.S.) plus $5.00 shipping/handling
overseas orders please add $5.00
preferred method of payment: PAYPAL (all major credit cards)
http://paypal.com/
U.S. postal money orders, checks or cash also accepted
a lifetime of work and dedication to weirdness for only twenty bucks
a free SCI SURPRISE GIFT gift (a token of my appreciation)
is included with every order
orders shipped quickly upon receipt of payment
all sales final
November 2002 marks my 30th Anniversary as a professional entertainer
The entire month of November is now INTERNATIONAL CRIMINALLY INSANE MONTH
Everyone is invited to participate and party and swing from chandeliers
I thank you for your time
Dada lives, daddy-o
Right on
Happy New Year
Kill 'em
FUCK ALL THAT IS NORMAL, CONVENTIONAL, MUNDANE AND DISHONEST
IT'S UP TO THE KIDS TO REPAIR ALL THEIR PARENTS' BULLSHIT
BE BRAVE
SPEAK OUT
ACT OUT
DO IT NOW
DO IT RESPONSIBLY
FACE THE CONSEQUENCES
REAP THE BENEFITS
--Zoogz
nenslo
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> ZOOGZ RIFT (The Liquid Moamo) & His Amazing Shitheads
Please stop spamming this newsgroup.
SHERIFF OF HONK HONK
> zrtlm wrote:
> >
> > ZOOGZ RIFT (The Liquid Moamo) & His Amazing Shitheads
>
> Please stop spamming this newsgroup.
HUH?
Frank is dead!
Open the windows !
go out and breath the automn air!
get out of the tomb!
lobs frieght winged mantis
Rev. Ivan Stang
<zr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> ZOOGZ RIFT (The Liquid Moamo) & His Amazing Shitheads
> former SST recording artist
> DADA IS SURREALISM WITH A SINISTER AGENDA
>
>
> approx. 200 zipped mp3 files
> songs taken from over 40 classic and controversial ZOOGZ RIFT albums
> in a new, no frills PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED 2-cdr set
>
>
> $20.00 (U.S.) plus $5.00 shipping/handling
> overseas orders please add $5.00
> preferred method of payment: PAYPAL (all major credit cards)
> http://paypal.com/
> U.S. postal money orders, checks or cash also accepted
>
>
>
> FUCK ALL THAT IS NORMAL, CONVENTIONAL, MUNDANE AND DISHONEST
> IT'S UP TO THE KIDS TO REPAIR ALL THEIR PARENTS' BULLSHIT
> BE BRAVE
> SPEAK OUT
> ACT OUT
> DO IT NOW
> DO IT RESPONSIBLY
> FACE THE CONSEQUENCES
> REAP THE BENEFITS
I sent Zoogz my $25 last week and I GOT MY 2-CD SET in 3 DAYS!!
And he ain't shitting about the EXTRA ADDED BONUS INGREDIENTS! Though
I'm sure each is customized, my package included a box of BOTAN RICE
CANDy, which ITSELF included a weird bonus free child's sticker from
Japan, AND an autographed 8x10 color photo of Zoogz, so Photoshopped-up
that you can't recognize him, which is okay since Zoogz is no fashion
model -- I have no idea why a Zoogz photo is packaged with japanese
candy, but hey -- AND, Zoogz also enclosed a Mystic 3-D Blinking
Eyeballs Magic Card.
Did I mention that the CD cover art features NAKED FEMALE HUMAN
BREASTS? AGED ones?
WHAT ELSE COULD ANYONE POSSIBLY NEED?!?
Oh, yeah, the 200 musical brain-fuckery pieces! Those are good too. But
I already had those because I already owned EVERY Zoogz Rift album.
AS SEEN ON HOUR OF SLACK TV!
--
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote in message
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BRAVO!
Rev dode
If you look at the colour glossy 8x10 photograph after twelve hours of
staring at a dodgy screen in bad lights it looks just fine, or as fine as
he ever looked. I'm sure masturbation and/or your granny's glasses would
also work.
You also forgot to mention he's succeeded in pissing of Nenslo, that has to
be worth $20.
Dode
--
Change (pee) to p for mail
zrtlm
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<300920021232470150%st...@subgenius.com>...
John Scialli
stores in Encino which sell Botan Rice Candy (tm) and
those little eyeball jello cups upon which Botan people choke to
death.
Free, too!
John Scialli
stores in Encino which sell Botan Rice Candy (tm) and
those little eyeball jello cups upon which Botan people choke to
death.
Free, too!
On Mon, 30 Sep 2002 16:32:03 GMT, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>In article <f62d9f14.02092...@posting.google.com>, zrtlm
><zr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> ZOOGZ RIFT (The Liquid Moamo) & His Amazing Shitheads
>> former SST recording artist
>> DADA IS SURREALISM WITH A SINISTER AGENDA
>>
>>
>> approx. 200 zipped mp3 files
>> songs taken from over 40 classic and controversial ZOOGZ RIFT albums
>> in a new, no frills PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED 2-cdr set
>>
Blabbette
mine came with a top poster
Willie Nelson
LOL
On the troll again...