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ZOOGZ RIFT The Liquid Moamo
good chunk of it) for a lousy TWENTY BUCKS! I know--it sounds TOO
GOOD TO BE TRUE--but YOU'VE BEEN SPECIALLY SELECTED (by our computers
or somebody or something) to receive this valuable offer! WELL, I'LL
BE DAMNED!
As a celebration of my 30th ANNIVERSARY AS A PROFESSIONAL ENTERTAINER
(November is INTERNATIONAL CRIMINALLY INSANE MONTH), Aaron Rift has
HAND-PICKED some 200 SONGS from Zoogz Rift & His Amazing Shitheads
albums released over the past 30 years, and TURNED THEM INTO ZIPPED
MP3 FILES! This scientific cosmic breakthrough has enabled us at the
SCI headquarters (School of the Criminally Insane) to CRAM ALL THIS
GROOVY WEIRD LEGENDARY MUSIC onto TWO CD-R'S (the album is called
"Dada is Surrealism With A Sinister Agenda"), and offer it to you
CHEAP. REAL cheap! For only $20.00 (U.S., plus $5.00
postage/handling, overseas orders add $5.00 more), you can have some
of the WEIRDEST, MOST ENTERTAINING MUSIC EVER MADE!!!
Hear the extraordinary music that you've always heard and read about,
but never had the opportunity to experience! Zoogz Rift classics like
"DINKLE DANCE," "LET A MAN COME IN AND EAT THE POPCORN," "MY STUFFED
ANIMALS HAVE RABIES," "I'LL RIP YOUR BRAINS OUT," "MONGOLOID MIDDLE
AMERICA," and the ever popular "I WORK ON THE RETARD FARM"!!! This
superb collection covers the ENTIRE SPECTRUM of ZR's (me) recorded
releases from 1971 through 2001--observe how the music develops over
the years into fantastic mosaics of orgasmic avant-punk MASTERPIECES!
Heavily influenced by such astounding notables as JOHN CAGE, FRANK
ZAPPA, MILES DAVIS, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART, JAMES BROWN, CHARLES IVES,
JAMES CHANCE, SUN RA, ORNETTE COLEMAN, CAPT. LOU ALBANO, and MILLI
VANILLI, ZR's ascerbic diatribes of angst and dementia, mixed with his
frequently polyrhythmic, dissonant, experimental aural oddities, sends
the listener into LIQUIDIFIED CHEERIOS ENLIGHTENMENT!
It also works as a mysterious aphrodisiac and helps to relieve
constipation!
$20. $5 more for shipping. That's all there is to it! No clubs to
join, no hidden fees, and YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT SIX MONTHS TO RECEIVE
IT... Now is the time! PayPal is my preferred method of payment
http://paypal.com/ (just type in my email address:
liqui...@hotmail.com), but money orders, personal checks, cash or
international money orders are fine as well. Make check out to ZOOGZ
RIFT and mail your order right away to ZOOGZ RIFT, 6520 Platt Ave.
#184, West Hills, CA 91307-3218 USA. Orders are shipped immediately
upon receipt of your payment! All sales are final.
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BUT WAIT--THERE'S MORE!!!
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Order NOW and receive, ABSOLUTELY FREEEEE OF CHARGE, an "official" SCI
SURPRISE GIFT, just for placing your order! That's 200 ZR songs and
your FREE GIFT--for a mere $20! Where else would you be able to buy
this much good music for such a small amount of money?
The crucial thing is that you DO IT NOW, because in a few weeks I'm
closing up shop on this, and going back to my painting projects. NOW
IS THE TIME! DON'T PROCRASTINATE! Don't let this one pass you
by--it's the chance of a lifetime! I get the HEEBEE JEEBEE'S just
THINKING ABOUT IT!!!
I thank you for your time. ;)
patounet
thank you
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I JUST MAILED *MY* $25.... I can't wait to hear those 190 FREE songs
from the Modern "Le'PETOMAINE"!
(I wonder how many cuts I can get Quicktime to play simultaneously?)
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> I JUST MAILED *MY* $25.... I can't wait to hear those 190 FREE songs
> from the Modern "Le'PETOMAINE"!
>
> (I wonder how many cuts I can get Quicktime to play simultaneously?)
LOL
Jim Cim
http://www.total.net/~jimcim/index.html
Jim Cim
ZOOGZ RIFT The Liquid Moamo wrote:
Heavily influenced by such astounding notables as JOHN CAGE, FRANK
> ZAPPA, MILES DAVIS, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART, JAMES BROWN, CHARLES IVES,
> JAMES CHANCE, SUN RA, ORNETTE COLEMAN, CAPT. LOU ALBANO ...........
Zoogz,
Is Albano still alive? I see Vince reaching into the old bag all the
time ....... He just recently had some of the new guys beat the hell out
of Jimmy SuperFly Snooka, but I never see him bring back Lou. Now some of
the people he didn't hire back after buying out Turner are trying to
start a new league called TNA. Good luck ...............
Rockin' Tall
ZOOGZ RIFT The Liquid Moamo
> no
> thank you
I admit it--my stuff is DEFINITELY not for everybody!...
Dave Wilcher
> "patounet" <rapp...@caramail.com> wrote in message
> news:<XOCi9.201672$1S3.5...@news.chello.at>...
>> no
>> thank you
>
>
> I admit it--my stuff is DEFINITELY not for everybody!...
That's right - it's only for people with extremely good taste. ;-)
dave
--
I wish I had been on mescaline for that.... - Wade
ZOOGZ RIFT The Liquid Moamo
Specifically, NWA/TNA (total non-stop action), owned by Jerry Jarrett
(Jeff's dad). I've seen a few of their ppv's--so far, it's like
watching a bad episode of WCW THUNDER...
Last I heard, Capt. Lou is still alive and well and working indy shows
on the east coast. I haven't talked with him in about six years, so I
can only go by what I hear. He and Vince never really got along, so I
wouldn't expect to see him back in the WWE anytime soon.
Rev. Ivan Stang
<dwil...@woh.rr.com> wrote:
> ZOOGZ RIFT The Liquid Moamo wrote:
> > "patounet" <rapp...@caramail.com> wrote in message
> > news:<XOCi9.201672$1S3.5...@news.chello.at>...
> >> no
> >> thank you
> >
> >
> > I admit it--my stuff is DEFINITELY not for everybody!...
>
> That's right - it's only for people with extremely good taste. ;-)
>
DAMN STRAIGHT.
I suppose some with the very finest of bad taste might also like Zoogz'
lilting lullabies.
ZOOGZ RIFT The Liquid Moamo
> Piss off
lol You idiot! IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
Crawl back to mommy, junior...
nenslo
>
> good chunk of it) for a lousy TWENTY BUCKS! I know--it sounds TOO
> GOOD TO BE TRUE--but YOU'VE BEEN SPECIALLY SELECTED (by our computers
> or somebody or something) to receive this valuable offer! WELL, I'LL
> BE DAMNED!
Please stop spamming this newsgroup. If you do not stop spamming this
newsgroup, all the usual anti-spammer things will occur. Thank you.
ZOOGZ RIFT The Liquid Moamo
lol NENSLO! I haven't talked with you in ages! Holding down the
fort over at alt.slack?
I need more codine...
Jim Cim
ZOOGZ RIFT The Liquid Moamo wrote:
>
> Specifically, NWA/TNA (total non-stop action), owned by Jerry Jarrett
> (Jeff's dad). I've seen a few of their ppv's--so far, it's like
> watching a bad episode of WCW THUNDER...
Now I understand why Jarrett's in all the commercials. From what I can see on those spots it's all about trying to do
something even more dangerous than they are already pursuing in the WWE. Someone is going to get killed.
> Last I heard, Capt. Lou is still alive and well and working indy shows
> on the east coast. I haven't talked with him in about six years, so I
> can only go by what I hear. He and Vince never really got along, so I
> wouldn't expect to see him back in the WWE anytime soon.
So I guess it's a sure bet that Brett won't be showing up as commissioner either. Man, Vince tore that family apart.
Brett said that every communication between the family and lawyers about what legal action they were going to pursue
against McMahon for Owen's death was faxed to Vince by ONE OF THE SISTERS!!!! Jesus ........... That's power!
ZOOGZ RIFT The Liquid Moamo
In wrestling, NOTHING is a sure bet...
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Poetic Badgers
news:5692a97c.02092...@posting.google.com:
> In wrestling, NOTHING is a sure bet...
>
It's a sure bet that Stacy K's long legs and where they lead to will
affect me.
--
Poetic Badgers
Willie Nelson
; p
Willie Nelson
Oh really...?
Reverend Farrago
Really, Willie.
zrtlm
Oh, stop being such a POOPY PANTS!
Jesus fucking christ.
Reverend Farrago
Poopy pants? Me? Who told you that? That was a long time ago, and frankly,.
I wish everyone would just let it go. Making fun of me for crapping my pants
was funny say the FIRST HUNDRED TIMES, but seriously, it's getting a little
old.
>
> Jesus fucking christ.
Joe Cosby
uhm wouldn't he have to walk in circles like REALLY REALLY FAST to
pull that one off?
>
--
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http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
> what's the capital of Maine?
>
Steven King.
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Reverend Farrago
double-headed dildo.