Peace Plan from Max
Dan Larsen
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan
for peace. " Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone
read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.
Here's the plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good
old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed
in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum
would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the
army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless
shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan ??
God Bless,
Dan'L
""If history teaches anything, it teaches that simple-minded appeasement or
wishful thinking about our adversaries is folly. It means the betrayal of our
past, the squandering of our freedoms." ----- Ronald Reagan, 1983
Ryan Lankford
wrote:
Sounds great...where do I sign?
Rev. Ryan Lankford
http://mma_fan_iowa.tripod.com
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners,
than cry with the saints."--Billy Joel
theshooter
Peace Plan from Max
Group: ia.talk.misc Date: Sat, Mar 22, 2003, 3:20am (PST+8) From:
max...@aol.commonsense (Dan Larsen)
but I have not heard of one plan for peace. " Books, not Bombs" won't
work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke
their eyes out.
Here's the plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for
our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler,
Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never
"interfere" again.
There were actually people in America who helped Hitler come to
power, one of whom was Prescott Bush. Also, if America hadn't
interfered in WW I then Germany would not have been forced into signing
the "Treaty of Versielles" which DEVASTED their economy and lead to the
dispair which gave fertile ground for Hitler to come to power in the
first place. British Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill himself even
ADMITTED this.