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Jonno

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Feb 5, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/5/98
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Zak's motor won't start. "Did you check the spark plugs, Butch. Yes. Dad,
they were spot on" Still won't start. "Shall I get them then". Brainy Butch
has left them in his bedroon not the motor. Classic Dingle start.

It's Paddy's day to move in. He arrives laden down with stuff, but
immediately Zak takes advantage. Butch and Sam get a lift to work and Zak
gets a lift to Hotton to see a bike he has no intentions of buying.

Roy has a word with Kelly and says he will take the baby on - soft git.
Considering he hasn't slept with her.

Lynn persuades Paddy to help Outhwaite by getting his daughter (Lynn's
mother ) involved.

Dave/David alert ***** Tara has a meeting with Tony Cairns and Chris about
his activity centre. She proposes publicity like in-flight magazines - yeah
right.

Sad Jan is visited in hospital by Ned. Totally cookie still.

Pollard pays Outhwaite a visit with bad intentions in mind. He gets no
answer so lets himself in and starts taking photos of the valuable pieces.
Outhwaite appears as usual armed with his shotgun and chases him.

Paddy takes Lynnn and her mother round to see Outhwaite and tries to
explain that he can't cope on his own anymore. Lots of bitter feelings
between Lynn's mother and her father, which lead to mother storming out.

And that was about it until next week,
bye, Jonno

Molly

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Feb 6, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/6/98
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Jonno dear,
you missed out the best bit (not that I don't appreciate your work).

Paddy, wacked out and emotional after a complete bugger of a day loses
it totally with Zak and Butch, ends up fending them off with a rapidly
deflating bananana (oops) and threatens to kill them all if they so much
as touch his car again.
Then it began to rain. :-(

Always does in Yorkshire, at least it does when I'm there.


Also, Dave/David, to refer to my earlier posting, do I take it that the
idea of Lady Tara dressed as a nun does nothing for you?

love,

Molly

Dave [Sco]

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Feb 6, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/6/98
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On Fri, 06 Feb 1998 09:08:51 +0000, Molly <mo...@dl.ac.uk> I see yae
wrote:

~>Paddy, wacked out and emotional after a complete bugger of a day
loses
~>it totally with Zak and Butch, ends up fending them off with a
rapidly
~>deflating bananana (oops) and threatens to kill them all if they so
much
~>as touch his car again.
~>Then it began to rain. :-(
Hands up those who think Paddy ,Who BTW is a Great character is
related to the old Bill ???
When asked by Zak the other day ,Paddy seemed Very uneasy ,that was
until Butch stepped in and saved poor Paddy from answering the direct
question.
I personally think he has a copper in the family ,Could his father be
a DCI or something ? :-)
~>
~>
~>Also, Dave/David, to refer to my earlier posting, do I take it that
the
~>idea of Lady Tara dressed as a nun does nothing for you?
Naa ,Didn't do a thing for me ,Hmmm ,Tara dresses and playing the part
of a nurse ,Ooooh Yeeeeeeah ! :-?
She could take My temperature Any day ,Hmm but with her beside me it
would be pretty high ! ;-)
Dave
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David Jenkins

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Feb 6, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/6/98
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In article <34dfe3d2...@news.sol.co.uk>, Dave [Sco]
<dfer...@keir.sol.co.uk> writes

>On Fri, 06 Feb 1998 09:08:51 +0000, Molly <mo...@dl.ac.uk> I see yae
>wrote:
>
>~>Also, Dave/David, to refer to my earlier posting, do I take it that
>the
>~>idea of Lady Tara dressed as a nun does nothing for you?

>Naa ,Didn't do a thing for me ,Hmmm ,Tara dresses and playing the part
>of a nurse ,Ooooh Yeeeeeeah ! :-?
>She could take My temperature Any day ,Hmm but with her beside me it
>would be pretty high ! ;-)
>Dave

She could wear anything. She wouldn't be wearing them for long anyway.
;-)

--
David Jenkins.
I'd put something funny here if I knew how to. :-(

Dave [Sco]

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Feb 6, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/6/98
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On Fri, 6 Feb 1998 16:57:49 +0000, David Jenkins
<m...@jenkinsdavid.demon.co.uk> I see yae wrote:

~>She could wear anything. She wouldn't be wearing them for long
anyway.
~>;-)
Oh thanks !
I just spat coffee all over the keyboard ! :-/
LOL !
Dave
ps.Your Right ! ;-)

David Jenkins

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Feb 7, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/7/98
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In article <34DAD3...@dl.ac.uk>, Molly <mo...@dl.ac.uk> writes

>Jonno dear,
>you missed out the best bit (not that I don't appreciate your work).
>
>Paddy, wacked out and emotional after a complete bugger of a day loses
>it totally with Zak and Butch, ends up fending them off with a rapidly
>deflating bananana (oops) and threatens to kill them all if they so much
>as touch his car again.
>Then it began to rain. :-(

And Zak and Butch leave all Paddies gear on the roof rack to get soaking
wet.

>Always does in Yorkshire, at least it does when I'm there.
>
>

>Also, Dave/David, to refer to my earlier posting, do I take it that the

>idea of Lady Tara dressed as a nun does nothing for you?

I'd soon get her out of the habit. ;-)

Dave [Sco]

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Feb 7, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/7/98
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On Sat, 7 Feb 1998 12:39:08 +0000, David Jenkins

~>I'd soon get her out of the habit. ;-)
Yeah but what a Habit to have ! ;-)
Dave

Jonno

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Feb 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/10/98
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Dave [Sco] <dfer...@keir.sol.co.uk> wrote in article
<34e5b05a...@news.sol.co.uk>...


> On Sat, 7 Feb 1998 12:39:08 +0000, David Jenkins
> <m...@jenkinsdavid.demon.co.uk> I see yae wrote:
>
> ~>I'd soon get her out of the habit. ;-)
> Yeah but what a Habit to have ! ;-)
> Dave

Ridiculous sig snipped :-)

That wouldn't be the Abbey Habit, would it ? <g>

Jonno

Dave [Sco]

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Feb 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/10/98
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On 10 Feb 1998 07:07:38 GMT, "Jonno" <jo...@logan.prestel.co.uk> I see
yae wrote:

~>That wouldn't be the Abbey Habit, would it ? <g>
Uh-Oh caught ! :->
10 out of 10 Jonno ! ;-D

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