Jonno's Jibberings 28 Jan
Jonno
It's Zak and Lisa's wedding day and the Dingle household is getting ready.
Then Zak realises he hasn't got a best man. He rushes over to find Ned, who
agrees to step in.
Marlon and Biff tuck in to a full breakfast at the Tea Rooms after being
thrown out of Annie's Cattage by Sarah and spending the night in Turner's
car.
Paddy goes off to help Outhwaite dressed for the wedding and makes some
crack about Outhwaite's wife, who rumour has it, is buried up there
somewhere. The old man is not best pleased.
Mandy is waiting for Paddy as the wedding party is setting off, looking
totally bizarre with what appears to be a top hat looking like a snowball
on her head. Zak tells them that Ned is his best man. Sam says "well what
are we them ?" Butch replies "we're ushers". Sam says "what do we do then
?".
Classic line approaching........Butch says "if someone makes a noise, we
'ush 'em". (This is what makes Emmerdale so good - ed).
Tony Cairns presents his business plan to Kim, Tara (yes Tara, Daves) and
Chris, who tries to make it look like they aren't interested so as to get a
better deal.
The wedding is going ahead with Zak and Lisa taking their vows, when the
owner of the pig that *produced* the ring arrives to claim it back. (Colin
from The Brittas Empire). Lisa is in floods until Paddy comes to the rescue
by offering his Grandma's ring (which just happened to fit his Grandma,
Paddy and Lisa, but lets not split hairs). And they are married !!
Kathy plays peace maker between Sarah and Marlon and Biff. She comes up the
plan of offering Biff's half of the rent and says that Marlon is working.
This after managing to reduce the rent from £650 a month to £300. (I wish
she worked for me :-) )
Kelly tells Mandy about her plan for ensnaring Chris with the parentage of
her unborn. Mandy thinks she is completely mad.
Andy persuades Robert to join him on a midnight trip to Outhwaites farm to
try and find his missing wife. Armed with torches and a spade (!) they set
off, after sneaking out down a drainpipe. They discover a cellar and start
to poke about. They spot a rolled up carpet (sorry, something that may be a
body) and are about to look when Outhwaite shouts "who's there, I,ve got a
gun ?" They leg it and that's it until tomorrow.
Jonno
David Jenkins
In article <01bd2c26$ef468ec0$LocalHost@jon>, Jonno
<jo...@logan.prestel.co.uk> writes
>
>Tony Cairns presents his business plan to Kim, Tara (yes Tara, Daves) and
>Chris, who tries to make it look like they aren't interested so as to get a
>better deal.
At first I ROTFLMAO!!!
Then I realised I'd missed Tara, AGAIN!! :''-(
Ahh well, next week I'll have a VCR, so I can tape her, I mean
Emmerdale. :)
BTW Is it that obvious that I'm obsessed with her?? ;-)
--
David Jenkins.
I'd put something funny here if I knew how to. :-(
Molly
David Jenkins wrote:
>
> Then I realised I'd missed Tara, AGAIN!! :''-(
> Ahh well, next week I'll have a VCR, so I can tape her, I mean
> Emmerdale. :)
>
> BTW Is it that obvious that I'm obsessed with her?? ;-)
>
No, we always guessed you were completely bats, but you hide it well.
Molly :-)
xx
Dave [Sco]
On Thu, 29 Jan 1998 01:18:22 +0000, David Jenkins
<m...@jenkinsdavid.demon.co.uk> I see yae wrote:
:>BTW Is it that obvious that I'm obsessed with her?? ;-)
ROFL !
Well Duh ! ,Naa ,Never ! ;-)
Dave
David Jenkins
In article <34D056...@dl.ac.uk>, Molly <mo...@dl.ac.uk> writes
>David Jenkins wrote:
>
>>
>> Then I realised I'd missed Tara, AGAIN!! :''-(
>> Ahh well, next week I'll have a VCR, so I can tape her, I mean
>> Emmerdale. :)
>>
>>
That is odd!!
I've never tried to hide the fact that I'm a lewnatik. ;)
Dave [Sco]
On Thu, 29 Jan 1998 14:40:37 +0000, David Jenkins
<m...@jenkinsdavid.demon.co.uk> I see yae wrote:
:>I've never tried to hide the fact that I'm a lewnatik. ;)
Wheeeee ! ,Nor MEeeee <g>
Dave
Jonno
Dave [Sco] <dfer...@keir.sol.co.uk> wrote in article
<34d37c03...@news.sol.co.uk>...
On Thu, 29 Jan 1998 01:18:22 +0000, David Jenkins
<m...@jenkinsdavid.demon.co.uk> I see yae wrote:
:>BTW Is it that obvious that I'm obsessed with her?? ;-)
ROFL !
Well Duh ! ,Naa ,Never ! ;-)
Dave
I've had enough of this Dave, David carry on. Who's who ? Come on Fergus,
use the *F* word and make life easier for the rest of us :-)
J (as in Tara - oops no-one was supposed to know that <g>)
Dave [Sco]
On 30 Jan 1998 10:50:28 GMT, "Jonno" <jo...@logan.prestel.co.uk> I see
yae wrote:
:>I've had enough of this Dave, David carry on. Who's who ? Come on
Fergus,
:>use the *F* word and make life easier for the rest of us :-)
:>
:>J (as in Tara - oops no-one was supposed to know that <g>)
Ok ,Just for You Junno ,I'll add F or is that another F word you seek?
Junno ,Tara ? ,Well I never <g>
Dave (F)