DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE - what is it?
Gene Dougherty
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> >
> >David Long (David...@fmr.com) wrote:
> >: I always wondered what part of DHMO put out the fire.
>The wet part.
Dan Ford
Question for ya: Is Dihydrogen Monoxide the same stuff as Dihydrous
Oxide? And is there any relation to Hydrogen Hydroxide?
Dan Ford
(What Little Chemistry I Remember Is From 9th Grade, More Than 20 Years
Ago!)
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George Herbert
Dan Ford <dan...@et.mohave.cc.az.us> wrote:
>Question for ya: Is Dihydrogen Monoxide the same stuff as Dihydrous
>Oxide? And is there any relation to Hydrogen Hydroxide?
No; DHMO is the stuff we're crusading about, that the government
is refusing to ban or restrict. Dihidrous Oxide is used as an
inhalant by a number of confused religions. Hydrogen Hydroxide is
too dangerous to keep around, not even the government does that.
-george
Now, Oxygen Hydrate...
the reverse-psychology major
In article <4pmmnk$oqj@ruby>, Dan Ford <dan...@et.mohave.cc.az.us> wrote:
>Question for ya: Is Dihydrogen Monoxide the same stuff as Dihydrous
>Oxide? And is there any relation to Hydrogen Hydroxide?
>
german water.
beelzibub
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Carl Porter
chuck rowe (badg...@cei.net) wrote:
: Water
And they tell me that if you can gather a bucket of the stuff and put your
head in it for only a few minutes, it will kill you-dead!
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Mad Scientist
In article <4q1obc$2...@gaia.ns.utk.edu>
cpo...@clarion.korrnet.org "Carl Porter" writes:
> chuck rowe (badg...@cei.net) wrote:
>
> And they tell me that if you can gather a bucket of the stuff and put your
> head in it for only a few minutes, it will kill you-dead!
In the UK the government is setting up special "companies" to deal in
this most leathal of substances - allegedly - and plans to actually make
a profit from its sale. Millions of UK citizens are now irreversably
addicted to it with no hope of recovery because they are constantly
bombarded with TV adverts promoting its use. Some programs even suggest
that is used to "feed" plants which are later consumed by humans - possibly
with dire consequeces. It has also been revealed recently that it has
been fed to the famous british mad cows for many years.
Draw your own conclusions. Avoid it if you can.
Prof.
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Michael Edelman
Mad Scientist (ru...@antigrav.demon.co.uk) wrote:
: > And they tell me that if you can gather a bucket of the stuff and put your
: > head in it for only a few minutes, it will kill you-dead!
: In the UK the government is setting up special "companies" to deal in
: this most leathal of substances - allegedly - and plans to actually make
: a profit from its sale. Millions of UK citizens are now irreversably
: addicted to it with no hope of recovery because they are constantly
: bombarded with TV adverts promoting its use. Some programs even suggest
: that is used to "feed" plants which are later consumed by humans - possibly
: with dire consequeces. It has also been revealed recently that it has
: been fed to the famous british mad cows for many years.
: Draw your own conclusions. Avoid it if you can.
I'm told the correlation with BSE is nearly 100%
What's worse is that this compound does *not* biodegrade, and can leach
though the soil rapidly. There'es evidence to suggest that massive
amount have already entered the rivers, lakes, estuaries and even
the oceans!
Recent scientific evidence suggest much of this material is of
extraterrestrial origin. I think the implications are clear.
Chad Irby
It's worse than you think.
As I type this, I'm trapped in my apartment due to an uncontrolled release
of dihydrogen monoxide. There was so much of it in the air, it's actually
precipitating out as a *liquid*!
It's gotten so bad around here that they actually have a large storage
pond full of the stuff right outside my door- thankfully, they dose it
with chlorine to help keep some of the side-effects down.
-
cirby
Charles Don Hall
In article <834970...@antigrav.demon.co.uk>,
Mad Scientist <ru...@acm.org> wrote:
>In article <4q1obc$2...@gaia.ns.utk.edu>
> cpo...@clarion.korrnet.org "Carl Porter" writes:
>
>>
>> And they tell me that if you can gather a bucket of the stuff and put your
>> head in it for only a few minutes, it will kill you-dead!
>
>In the UK the government is setting up special "companies" to deal in
>this most leathal of substances - allegedly - and plans to actually make
>a profit from its sale. Millions of UK citizens are now irreversably
>addicted to it with no hope of recovery because they are constantly
>bombarded with TV adverts promoting its use. Some programs even suggest
>that is used to "feed" plants which are later consumed by humans - possibly
>with dire consequeces. It has also been revealed recently that it has
>been fed to the famous british mad cows for many years.
>Draw your own conclusions. Avoid it if you can.
Here in the US, most major beer manufacturers use significant
amounts of Dihydrogen Oxide in their products as an additive.
It's possible to buy uncontaminated brands of beer, but these
are "niche" products that are only available at a substantially
increased price.
I imagine that the people behind this will be the very first
ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
--
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Charles Don Hall, Licensed Philosopher (ch...@eco.twg.com)
===========================================================
Michael Edelman
Chad Irby (ci...@magicnet.net) wrote:
: It's worse than you think.
You mean, they have an *open* tank of the stuff near *humans*? Do you
know how *unstable* that stuff it????? Not only do you get *spontaneous*
proton decay (and the associated energy release!) but the vapor pressure
is low enough to allow it to permeate the air completely!!!
And suppose someone was so unlucky so as to fall into that storage area?
It's not known as the "universal solvent* for nothing! It can penetrate
skin and soft tissue with remarkable rapidity, causing rapid tissue
swelling and edema. The only known medical treatment is to remove the
material from the exposed site, and hope the body's natural defense
system clears itself.
--mike
hbomb
Michael Edelman wrote:
>
> Mad Scientist (ru...@antigrav.demon.co.uk) wrote:
> : > And they tell me that if you can gather a bucket of the stuff and put your
> : > head in it for only a few minutes, it will kill you-dead!
>
> : In the UK the government is setting up special "companies" to deal in
> : this most leathal of substances - allegedly - and plans to actually make
> : a profit from its sale. Millions of UK citizens are now irreversably
> : addicted to it with no hope of recovery because they are constantly
> : bombarded with TV adverts promoting its use. Some programs even suggest
> : that is used to "feed" plants which are later consumed by humans - possibly
> : with dire consequeces. It has also been revealed recently that it has
> : been fed to the famous british mad cows for many years.
> : Draw your own conclusions. Avoid it if you can.
>
>
> What's worse is that this compound does *not* biodegrade, and can leach
> though the soil rapidly. There'es evidence to suggest that massive
> amount have already entered the rivers, lakes, estuaries and even
> the oceans!
>
> Recent scientific evidence suggest much of this material is of
> extraterrestrial origin. I think the implications are clear.
what evadance? were is your proof?
were did you get your info?
Nantko Schanssema
ch...@eco.twg.com (Charles Don Hall) wrote:
>In article <834970...@antigrav.demon.co.uk>,
>Mad Scientist <ru...@acm.org> wrote:
>>In article <4q1obc$2...@gaia.ns.utk.edu>
>>It has also been revealed recently that it has
>>been fed to the famous british mad cows for many years.
>>Draw your own conclusions. Avoid it if you can.
>Here in the US, most major beer manufacturers use significant
>amounts of Dihydrogen Oxide in their products as an additive.
>It's possible to buy uncontaminated brands of beer, but these
>are "niche" products that are only available at a substantially
>increased price.
>I imagine that the people behind this will be the very first
>ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
The old folks both used and abused the qualities of this chemical.
There is a story of a guy who used a large quantety (called "The red
sea") to drown his enemies in. Another, more practical approach was of
course another chap who turned it into wine. Finally, I recently
overheard a strange sect, who prayed to their CO "and lead me to still
waters" or something along those lines. I can only guess the moral and
social implication of such outrageous conduct.
Whereas pure beer is still available through commercial channels,
the wisest aproach is, I suppose, homebrewing. This may or may not be
legal in your country, but it is far better than trusting commercial
factories. Don't be fooled by the ads!
Another, most disturbing fact, probably connected with the efects
of global warming, is that recently in Europe acid rain has been
measured to be highly contaminated with Dihydrogen Oxide. I cannot but
fear dire consequences for my own life and living cirumstances
throughout the western world.
Regards,
Nantko
Bob James
On Tue, 18 Jun 1996, Miguel A. Gonzalez wrote:
> Michael Edelman wrote:
> >
> > Mad Scientist (ru...@antigrav.demon.co.uk) wrote:
> > : > And they tell me that if you can gather a bucket of the stuff and put your
> > : > head in it for only a few minutes, it will kill you-dead!
> >
> > : In the UK the government is setting up special "companies" to deal in
> > : this most leathal of substances - allegedly - and plans to actually make
> > : a profit from its sale. Millions of UK citizens are now irreversably
> > : addicted to it with no hope of recovery because they are constantly
> > : bombarded with TV adverts promoting its use. Some programs even suggest
> > : that is used to "feed" plants which are later consumed by humans - possibly
> > : with dire consequeces. It has also been revealed recently that it has
> > : been fed to the famous british mad cows for many years.
> > : Draw your own conclusions. Avoid it if you can.
> >
> > I'm told the correlation with BSE is nearly 100%
> >
> > What's worse is that this compound does *not* biodegrade, and can leach
> > though the soil rapidly. There'es evidence to suggest that massive
> > amount have already entered the rivers, lakes, estuaries and even
> > the oceans!
> >
> > Recent scientific evidence suggest much of this material is of
> > extraterrestrial origin. I think the implications are clear.
>
> The worst part of it is that here in England it falls ot of the
> sky in a sort of presipitation the better part of the year. In
> winter, it even accumulates on the ground sometimes when it falls
> in it crystalline form.
>
>
Here in South Texas (Corpus Christi) the mayor has led the whole town in
prayer to prevent DiHydrogen Monoxide from attacking the town. While
she has been successful in her religious efforts, rumor has it that she
wants to put it in a pipe and tote it here. We also never see the white
crystalline form here in the South. This does not appear to be related
to the mayor prayer.
As to evidence of DHMO's extraterrestrial origins, don't forget that it
is often accompanied by large greys and flashes of light and loud sounds,
obviously related to the DHMO ships.
Tim Rushing
In article <4q3mtm$6...@cwis-20.wayne.edu>, m...@pookie.pass.wayne.edu
(Michael Edelman) wrote:
> Mad Scientist (ru...@antigrav.demon.co.uk) wrote:
> : > And they tell me that if you can gather a bucket of the stuff and put your
> : > head in it for only a few minutes, it will kill you-dead!
>
> : In the UK the government is setting up special "companies" to deal in
> : this most leathal of substances - allegedly - and plans to actually make
> : a profit from its sale. Millions of UK citizens are now irreversably
> : addicted to it with no hope of recovery because they are constantly
> : bombarded with TV adverts promoting its use. Some programs even suggest
> : that is used to "feed" plants which are later consumed by humans - possibly
> : with dire consequeces. It has also been revealed recently that it has
> : been fed to the famous british mad cows for many years.
> : Draw your own conclusions. Avoid it if you can.
>
> I'm told the correlation with BSE is nearly 100%
>
> What's worse is that this compound does *not* biodegrade, and can leach
> though the soil rapidly. There'es evidence to suggest that massive
> amount have already entered the rivers, lakes, estuaries and even
> the oceans!
>
> Recent scientific evidence suggest much of this material is of
> extraterrestrial origin. I think the implications are clear.
I don't care what any of you say. I like it. Sure I can't stop using the
stuff, but hey, so what. I'll have you know that I ingest it on a daily
basis. Heck, I usually do it a few times a day. In fact, I start my day
by immersing my entire body in the stuff, and it makes me feel more
human. I don't even want to face people if I haven't performed that
morning ritual.
What's more, I'm an educator at a very minor US university. Not only do I
grab a quick swallow or two between classes, but I've even encouraged
students to try it.
I don't care what anyone says. I'll never stop.
Tim Rushing
University of Akron
.
Miguel A. Gonzalez
Michael Edelman wrote:
>
> Mad Scientist (ru...@antigrav.demon.co.uk) wrote:
> : > And they tell me that if you can gather a bucket of the stuff and put your
> : > head in it for only a few minutes, it will kill you-dead!
>
> : In the UK the government is setting up special "companies" to deal in
> : this most leathal of substances - allegedly - and plans to actually make
> : a profit from its sale. Millions of UK citizens are now irreversably
> : addicted to it with no hope of recovery because they are constantly
> : bombarded with TV adverts promoting its use. Some programs even suggest
> : that is used to "feed" plants which are later consumed by humans - possibly
> : with dire consequeces. It has also been revealed recently that it has
> : been fed to the famous british mad cows for many years.
> : Draw your own conclusions. Avoid it if you can.
>
> I'm told the correlation with BSE is nearly 100%
>
> What's worse is that this compound does *not* biodegrade, and can leach
> though the soil rapidly. There'es evidence to suggest that massive
> amount have already entered the rivers, lakes, estuaries and even
> the oceans!
>
> Recent scientific evidence suggest much of this material is of
> extraterrestrial origin. I think the implications are clear.
The worst part of it is that here in England it falls ot of the
Danley
Bob James wrote:
>
> On Tue, 18 Jun 1996, Miguel A. Gonzalez wrote:
>
> prayer to prevent DiHydrogen Monoxide from attacking the town. While
> she has been successful in her religious efforts, rumor has it that she
> wants to put it in a pipe and tote it here. We also never see the white
> crystalline form here in the South. This does not appear to be related
> to the mayor prayer.
>
> As to evidence of DHMO's extraterrestrial origins, don't forget that it
> is often accompanied by large greys and flashes of light and loud sounds,
> obviously related to the DHMO ships.
Do I play on with the joke and continue this stupid thread
I don' t think so
THE ANSWER IS WATER STUPID---PLAIN OLD WATER is what DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
is. END OF STORY now lets get some interesting CONVO instead of this
SH**.
SK
DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE-
Recent research also indicates that it may drastically affect our weather patterns on
a GLOBAL scale. This is no joke! And the crux of it is that the media knows all
about it and is broadcasting coded messages indicating precise locations of every
single "cell" that is transported and dispersed!!!!
> ===========================================================
Allison Marsh
My grandmother used DIHGYDROGEN MONOXIDE to make a batch of cookies on her
farm in Illinois. She let my little sister lick the pan from the dough.
My sister's hair turned as hard as piano wires. I've never seen anything
like it. Next time my sister had a haircut, the beautician called the
fire department. They brought in the Jaws of Life to pry the hairs apart,
so that they could be cut one at a time with bolt cutters.
The cookies, in the meantime, became smaller and smaller in the oven.
Their density increased as their size decreased, and finally they were
like very, very heavy pieces of diamond dust. They actually fell through
the bottom of the stove and the kitchen floor and burried themselves in
the ground below the house. They never did contaminate the well, but I
suspect that was becuse they just worked their way down by their own
through their own molecular density, to the magma in the earth's core.
It's clear to me that DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE is tricky stuff to use in a
constructive manner. OSHA should have written at least one manual of
regulations for the stuff by now, but their staff was cut in the last
budget, and they're pretty much out of the picture now.
I do not believe this product should be kept in or around the home.
Actually I think we should send it back to the Iranians, who originally
developed it for military weaponry. They are the only ones who can be
depended on to handle the stuff with safety for the civilized world.
Allison Marsh
Michael Edelman
I suspect there is already a government conspiracy to limit dissemination
of this information! Consider the following email I received:
---------------------------------------------------------------
From plad...@halcyon.com Mon Jun 17 21:44:13 1996
Date: Mon, 17 Jun 1996 15:30:46 -0700
From: hbomb <plad...@halcyon.com>
To: Michael Edelman <m...@pookie.pass.wayne.edu>
Subject: Re: DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE - what is it?
Newsgroups: talk.rumors,alt.conspiracy,alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,talk.bizarre,alt.atheism.satire,alt.cyberpunk,alt.stupidity,alt.silly.group.names.d
> : In the UK the government is setting up special "companies" to deal in
> : this most leathal of substances - allegedly - and plans to actually make
> : a profit from its sale. Millions of UK citizens are now irreversably
> : addicted to it with no hope of recovery because they are constantly
> : bombarded with TV adverts promoting its use. Some programs even suggest
> : that is used to "feed" plants which are later consumed by humans - possibly
> : with dire consequeces. It has also been revealed recently that it has
> : been fed to the famous british mad cows for many years.
> : Draw your own conclusions. Avoid it if you can.
>
> I'm told the correlation with BSE is nearly 100%
>
> What's worse is that this compound does *not* biodegrade, and can leach
> though the soil rapidly. There'es evidence to suggest that massive
> amount have already entered the rivers, lakes, estuaries and even
> the oceans!
>
> Recent scientific evidence suggest much of this material is of
> extraterrestrial origin. I think the implications are clear.
what evadance? were is your proof?
were did you get your info?
----------------------------------------
Note that demand from plas...@halcyon.com; obviously a government
agent trying to track down and silence of sources of information!
Just yesterday, in the metro Detroit area, a man was killed when
his car inexplicably encountered a large mass of DHMO stored in
an uncovered outdoor holding tank!
--
Allison Marsh
I have read everyone's postings about DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, and have
determined that this it too large a threat to mankind to have it be left
on the market誼lack or white!
I wrote to my congressmen and senators yesterday demanding that DIHYDROGEN
MONOXIDE be banned from sale or possession world wide, and that this be
added as an amendment to the "Protection of American Virtue" bill which
will next be filed to censor Internet correspondence. Our Washington
Senator Slade Gorton assured me that he is in favor of allowing such an
amendment, thus eliminating two threats to the future of America in one
bill.
Another thing Senator Gorton confided in me was that there was a cannister
of DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE aboard the Value Jet plane that crashed in the
Everglades. This has been deemed "top secret" information (meaning
"available only to political supportors) by the Senate Armed Services
Committee which wields great control ovder the Federal Aviation
Administration. Evidence suggests that the DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE combined
with the contents of the leaking oxygen regenerration cannisters, and that
the fumes caused the polot's and co-pilot's to turn liquid. Brain matter
was found in the stomach contents of both pilot's bodies.
I urge evry reader not to take this threat mildly. Do something. Today!
Allison Marsh
p.s. I'm sory if my letter makes waves on this quiescent part of the
net. I admit to being an activist for causes affecting the human race,
pro or con. I find most of the "con's" are more interesting to work on,
because I have a natural flare for cons, many of whom were my former
cellmates.
hbomb
Michael Edelman wrote:
>
> I suspect there is already a government conspiracy to limit dissemination
> of this information! Consider the following email I received:
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------
> From plad...@halcyon.com Mon Jun 17 21:44:13 1996
> Date: Mon, 17 Jun 1996 15:30:46 -0700
> From: hbomb <plad...@halcyon.com>
> To: Michael Edelman <m...@pookie.pass.wayne.edu>
> Subject: Re: DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE - what is it?
> Newsgroups: talk.rumors,alt.conspiracy,alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,talk.bizarre,alt.atheism.satire,alt.cyberpunk,alt.stupidity,alt.silly.group.names.
>
uahhh that was me that sent the e-mail!!
and i was only trying to find out if all of this stuff you are saying is
true! and what do i get?? a TOTAL wast of bandwidth! well please excuese
me for asking a question!
Allison Marsh
In article <31C894...@halcyon.com>, hbomb <plad...@halcyon.com> wrote:
> >
> > Note that demand from plas...@halcyon.com; obviously a government
> > agent trying to track down and silence of sources of information!
> >
> > Just yesterday, in the metro Detroit area, a man was killed when
> > his car inexplicably encountered a large mass of DHMO stored in
> > an uncovered outdoor holding tank!
> >
> > --
>
> uahhh that was me that sent the e-mail!!
> and i was only trying to find out if all of this stuff you are saying is
> true! and what do i get?? a TOTAL wast of bandwidth! well please excuese
> me for asking a question!
Boy, do I smell a cover-up? Nobody but an inside Whitehouse staffer in
the third basement below the Oval Office would use that "well excuse me!"
routine to wiggle out of responsibility for what they have done.
The next thing we'll hear is that you are re-opening the question of
whether Garry Powers really went down in that U-2, or if that was just a
Democarat smear. You intelligence people should clean up your act. If
you continue in this constant state of denial, you are certain to conceive
Mad Cow diesease, which has been found to be borne by by waves of
electronic untruths. You have have only half the chance of spreading it
if you cut your electrons 50/50 with protons, and no chance if you lie
only with protons.
Elemental physics. If this doesn't physic you, none of that other stuff
will help either
Allison
John Price
Charles Don Hall (ch...@eco.twg.com) wrote:
: In article <834970...@antigrav.demon.co.uk>,
: Mad Scientist <ru...@acm.org> wrote:
: >In article <4q1obc$2...@gaia.ns.utk.edu>
: >
: >> chuck rowe (badg...@cei.net) wrote:
: >>
: >> And they tell me that if you can gather a bucket of the stuff and put your
: >> head in it for only a few minutes, it will kill you-dead!
: >
: >this most leathal of substances - allegedly - and plans to actually make
: >a profit from its sale. Millions of UK citizens are now irreversably
: >addicted to it with no hope of recovery because they are constantly
: >bombarded with TV adverts promoting its use. Some programs even suggest
: >that is used to "feed" plants which are later consumed by humans - possibly
: >with dire consequeces. It has also been revealed recently that it has
: >been fed to the famous british mad cows for many years.
: >Draw your own conclusions. Avoid it if you can.
: Here in the US, most major beer manufacturers use significant
:
: It's possible to buy uncontaminated brands of beer, but these
: are "niche" products that are only available at a substantially
: increased price.
Hey! Hold on here! the local brewer assured me that the application of
seeds (ground and cooked) a few other plant parts, and heat REMOVED the
toxic nature of the substance. He even offered me some.
It is true, I felt MUCH BETTER after trying this remedy to cure the DHMO
of its evil effects.
: I imagine that the people behind this will be the very first
: ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
: --
:
: ===========================================================
: Charles Don Hall, Licensed Philosopher (ch...@eco.twg.com)
: ===========================================================
--
John M. Price, PhD jmp...@calweb.com jmp...@worldnet.att.net
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Sarah Irani
>It's clear to me that DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE is tricky stuff to use in a
>constructive manner. OSHA should have written at least one manual of
>regulations for the stuff by now, but their staff was cut in the last
>budget, and they're pretty much out of the picture now.
>I do not believe this product should be kept in or around the home.
>Actually I think we should send it back to the Iranians, who originally
>developed it for military weaponry. They are the only ones who can be
>depended on to handle the stuff with safety for the civilized world.
> Allison Marsh
HEY! I'm Iranian! I should have you know that we Iranians have quite
a high tolerance to Dihydrogen Monoxide. We've always lived among the
stuff and have grown quite used to it. We can even dip our feet into
vats of it without any negative effect! The late Ayatolla Khomeini
was rumored to have been able to DRINK THE STUFF and survive to tell
the tale! Very strange powers indeed!
Sarah Irani
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M.Warren.
An Alien convention has decided that Life on Earth could never exist
due to the large amount of Dihydrogen Monoxide present both ON the
surface and in the atmosphere..this..coupled with large quantities of
DIOxide in the atmosphere , would rapidly cause the destruction of
a huge range of metalic elements..causing even the strongest iron based
metal to disintegrate into a brown dust. This along with the dangers
of Dihydrogen Monoxide quoted elsewhere..CLEARLY makes life on Earth
impossible...Scientists have found NO evidence of multi molecular
silicon..(silicon being the building block of life)..just a large amount
of carbon and oxygen compounds..carbon altho having the ability to link
to itself many times is clearly too unstable in the earth biosphere to
ever form complex molecular chains..silicon is the only thing that has
been found to be able to do this , but earths temperatures are much to
low to allow this...and life could never survive at such low
temperatures..(typically ...-40 to 50 degrees range)
Mike.
M.Warren.
whatever happened to the sixties 'anti Dihydrogen monoxide' campaigns?..
all those hippies who refused to use this substance at ALL..even for
washing...a brave stand..but it was to no avail...;((
Mike.
Michael Edelman
M.Warren. (md...@mailbox.cc.rl.ac.uk) wrote:
: whatever happened to the sixties 'anti Dihydrogen monoxide' campaigns?..
: all those hippies who refused to use this substance at ALL..even for
: washing...a brave stand..but it was to no avail...;((
: Mike.
But back then a lot of them were experimenting with DHMO-18, and claiming
transcendental effects from ingesting it. The usual technique was to dissolve
a small about of DHMO in alchohol and take it orally.
--mike
amp
Stupidly, rus...@mail.eli.uakron.edu (Tim Rushing) writed:
[true stuff about the dangerous Dhmo]
}
}I don't care what any of you say. I like it. Sure I can't stop using the
}stuff, but hey, so what. I'll have you know that I ingest it on a daily
}basis. Heck, I usually do it a few times a day. In fact, I start my day
}by immersing my entire body in the stuff, and it makes me feel more
}human. I don't even want to face people if I haven't performed that
}morning ritual.
}
}What's more, I'm an educator at a very minor US university. Not only do I
}grab a quick swallow or two between classes, but I've even encouraged
}students to try it.
}
}I don't care what anyone says. I'll never stop.
}
}Tim Rushing
}University of Akron
You sicko! perverting the yuff of this fine country!!
VOTE REPUBLICAN!
amp: Rushing? hmmm...
__ __
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Nightfly
h
To the sheep who have contributed to this thread...
Don't you people ever get bored of trawling up this same bullshit?
Maybe thats going to be the internets downfall, there is a complete
lack of imagination and originality...This has never been remotely
funny, not even the first time round (ie before the internet).
Remember this one?
"Apprentice fetch me a lefthanded screwdriver"
See not funny either.
This is only a small step up from the troll induced "me too"
followups, oh can I play too? Get a life.
Its like watching yet another re-run of "I love Lucy"
Baaaa
Nightfly
Computer Consultant
DJ , Intensity Freak and Righteous Bad Ass
Have a nice day.
lmerkel on BIX
"M.Warren." <md...@mailbox.cc.rl.ac.uk> writes:
>
>An Alien convention has decided that Life on Earth could never exist
>due to the large amount of Dihydrogen Monoxide present both ON the
>surface and in the atmosphere..
Another convention? Shit. That's gonna make it hard to rent
a place where I can party while I shed my exoskeleton.
-- Lee Merkel
Dave Garner
>: >> And they tell me that if you can gather a bucket of the stuff and put your
>: >> head in it for only a few minutes, it will kill you-dead!
A tobacco company has since denied this ugly rumour.
"That inhaling dihydrogen monoxide causes drowning has yet to be proved under
adequate scientificly controlled circumstances", they cried.
d.
--
--
Lab 8 Training User
Allison Marsh wrote:
>
> I have read everyone's postings about DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, and have
> determined that this it too large a threat to mankind to have it be left
> on the market誼lack or white!
>
> I wrote to my congressmen and senators yesterday demanding that DIHYDROGEN
> MONOXIDE be banned from sale or possession world wide, and that this be
> added as an amendment to the "Protection of American Virtue" bill which
> will next be filed to censor Internet correspondence. Our Washington
> Senator Slade Gorton assured me that he is in favor of allowing such an
> amendment, thus eliminating two threats to the future of America in one
> bill.
>
> Another thing Senator Gorton confided in me was that there was a cannister
> of DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE aboard the Value Jet plane that crashed in the
> Everglades. This has been deemed "top secret" information (meaning
> "available only to political supportors) by the Senate Armed Services
> Committee which wields great control ovder the Federal Aviation
> Administration. Evidence suggests that the DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE combined
> with the contents of the leaking oxygen regenerration cannisters, and that
> the fumes caused the polot's and co-pilot's to turn liquid. Brain matter
> was found in the stomach contents of both pilot's bodies.
>
> I urge evry reader not to take this threat mildly. Do something. Today!
>
> Allison Marsh
> cellmates.
Dragon
'dihydrogen monoxide' is the first entry in my /dev/null killfile
Alan Bird
In article <Pine.BSI.3.91.960617...@xanadu.io.com>, Bob
James <knoc...@io.com> writes
>
>On Tue, 18 Jun 1996, Miguel A. Gonzalez wrote:
>
>Here in South Texas (Corpus Christi) the mayor has led the whole town in
>prayer to prevent DiHydrogen Monoxide from attacking the town. While
>she has been successful in her religious efforts, rumor has it that she
>wants to put it in a pipe and tote it here. We also never see the white
>crystalline form here in the South. This does not appear to be related
>to the mayor prayer.
>
>As to evidence of DHMO's extraterrestrial origins, don't forget that it
>is often accompanied by large greys and flashes of light and loud sounds,
>obviously related to the DHMO ships.
>
Mayor Hair-Prayer! (only Whig prayers allowed)
Mayor Hair-Prayer Chair (from where it's given)
Mayor Hair-Prayer Chair Lair (where the Mayor's Hair-Prayer Chair is
hidden)
Mayor Hair-Prayor Chair Lair flair (the sheer panache with which it's
hidden
Mayor Hair-Prayer Chair Lair flair glare (from Corpus Christi's sole
Mayer Hair-Prayer Chair Lair cynic)
--
Alan Bird Inventor & Sole Consumer of After-8 Mince
Mad Scientist
In article <4qdvhr$l...@ernie.almac.co.uk>
ni...@leapfrog.almac.co.uk "Nightfly" writes:
> h
I believe stuttering is one the known simtoms of ingestion of DHMO.
> To the sheep who have contributed to this thread...
> Don't you people ever get bored of trawling up this same bullshit?
As an official government media censor you must be very bored with trying
to suppress this outrageous situation.
> Maybe thats going to be the internets downfall, there is a complete
> lack of imagination and originality...This has never been remotely
> funny, not even the first time round (ie before the internet).
I think that you'll find most people on this thread are taking these
events *very seriously* and are highly public spirited citizens.
> Remember this one?
> "Apprentice fetch me a lefthanded screwdriver"
I have half a crate left - they sell like hot cakes round these parts.
> See not funny either.
> This is only a small step up from the troll induced "me too"
> followups, oh can I play too? Get a life.
You have clearly never seen the awful effects which DHMO can have on
humans - if it were so then you would not try to make a joke of it.
> Its like watching yet another re-run of "I love Lucy"
Proof. Only someone *employed* to monitor subversive traffic would
continue reading it even when they found it boring.
DHMO is known to have wiped out the unicorns - are we next?
Prof.
,-----------------------------------+---------------------------. IS THERE
| Antigravity research and advanced | Colin F. Russ | ANY TEA
| time travel development committee | ru...@antigrav.demon.co.uk | ON THIS
`-----------------------------------+---------------------------' SPACESHIP?
Gregory Martin
>Michael Edelman wrote:
>>
>> I suspect there is already a government conspiracy to limit dissemination
>> of this information! Consider the following email I received:
>>
>> ---------------------------------------------------------------
>> From plad...@halcyon.com Mon Jun 17 21:44:13 1996
>> Date: Mon, 17 Jun 1996 15:30:46 -0700
>> From: hbomb <plad...@halcyon.com>
>> To: Michael Edelman <m...@pookie.pass.wayne.edu>
>> Subject: Re: DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE - what is it?
>> Newsgroups: talk.rumors,alt.conspiracy,alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,talk.bizarre,alt.atheism.satire,alt.cyberpunk,alt.stupidity,alt.silly.group.names.
>>
>> > : In the UK the government is setting up special "companies" to deal in
>> > : this most leathal of substances - allegedly - and plans to actually make
>> > : a profit from its sale. Millions of UK citizens are now irreversably
>> > : addicted to it with no hope of recovery because they are constantly
>> > : bombarded with TV adverts promoting its use. Some programs even suggest
>> > : that is used to "feed" plants which are later consumed by humans - possibly
>> > : with dire consequeces. It has also been revealed recently that it has
>> > : been fed to the famous british mad cows for many years.
>> > : Draw your own conclusions. Avoid it if you can.
>> >
>> > I'm told the correlation with BSE is nearly 100%
>> >
>> > What's worse is that this compound does *not* biodegrade, and can leach
>> > though the soil rapidly. There'es evidence to suggest that massive
>> > amount have already entered the rivers, lakes, estuaries and even
>> > the oceans!
>> >
>> > Recent scientific evidence suggest much of this material is of
>> > extraterrestrial origin. I think the implications are clear.
>>
>> what evadance? were is your proof?
>> were did you get your info?
>>
>> ----------------------------------------
>>
>> Note that demand from plas...@halcyon.com; obviously a government
>> agent trying to track down and silence of sources of information!
>>
>> Just yesterday, in the metro Detroit area, a man was killed when
>> his car inexplicably encountered a large mass of DHMO stored in
>> an uncovered outdoor holding tank!
>>
>> --
>uahhh that was me that sent the e-mail!!
>and i was only trying to find out if all of this stuff you are saying is
>true! and what do i get?? a TOTAL wast of bandwidth! well please excuese
>me for asking a question!
Dihydrogen monoxide, think about it, H20, in other words it's water you
dumb assholes
Michael Edelman
Nightfly (ni...@leapfrog.almac.co.uk) wrote:
: h
: To the sheep who have contributed to this thread...
: Don't you people ever get bored of trawling up this same bullshit?
: Maybe thats going to be the internets downfall, there is a complete
: lack of imagination and originality...This has never been remotely
: funny, not even the first time round (ie before the internet).
: Remember this one?
: "Apprentice fetch me a lefthanded screwdriver"
: See not funny either.
Actually, it's very funny, and very instructive. The *incredible* volume
of mail I've receieved, and the very funny posts from the gullible serve
to illustrate just how easy it is to mislead people with some scientific
sounding terminology.
Interestingly, all the DHMO posts have been 100% scientifically accurate,
unlike most saucer posts, and yet scores of people have been dead certain
that they're reading about some terrible government cover-up regarding
a tremendous hazard.
A lesson for those who read this forum!
--mike
: Nightfly
Simon Read
ni...@leapfrog.almac.co.uk "Nightfly" writes:
>> To the sheep who have contributed to this thread...
>> Don't you people ever get bored of trawling up this same bullshit?
about - a totally different proposition, with a much lower concentration
of dihydrogen monoxide.
>> Maybe thats going to be the internets downfall, there is a complete
>> lack of imagination and originality...This has never been remotely
>> funny, not even the first time round (ie before the internet).
Of course it's not funny - it's deadly serious. There have been
nasty accidents!
>> Remember this one?
>> "Apprentice fetch me a lefthanded screwdriver"
I prefer asking a VERY naive apprentice to fetch a pair of
fallopian tubes. I have known it to work, too!
Simon
Kent B. Wills
At one time, rus...@mail.eli.uakron.edu (Tim Rushing) wrote:
>In article <4q3mtm$6...@cwis-20.wayne.edu>, m...@pookie.pass.wayne.edu
>(Michael Edelman) wrote:
>> Mad Scientist (ru...@antigrav.demon.co.uk) wrote:
>> : > And they tell me that if you can gather a bucket of the stuff and put your
>> : > head in it for only a few minutes, it will kill you-dead!
>>
>> : In the UK the government is setting up special "companies" to deal in
>> : this most leathal of substances - allegedly - and plans to actually make
>> : a profit from its sale. Millions of UK citizens are now irreversably
>> : addicted to it with no hope of recovery because they are constantly
>> : bombarded with TV adverts promoting its use. Some programs even suggest
>> : that is used to "feed" plants which are later consumed by humans - possibly
>> : with dire consequeces. It has also been revealed recently that it has
>> : been fed to the famous british mad cows for many years.
>> : Draw your own conclusions. Avoid it if you can.
>>
>> I'm told the correlation with BSE is nearly 100%
>>
>> What's worse is that this compound does *not* biodegrade, and can leach
>> though the soil rapidly. There'es evidence to suggest that massive
>> amount have already entered the rivers, lakes, estuaries and even
>> the oceans!
>>
>> Recent scientific evidence suggest much of this material is of
>> extraterrestrial origin. I think the implications are clear.
>I don't care what any of you say. I like it. Sure I can't stop using the
>stuff, but hey, so what. I'll have you know that I ingest it on a daily
>basis. Heck, I usually do it a few times a day. In fact, I start my day
>by immersing my entire body in the stuff, and it makes me feel more
>human. I don't even want to face people if I haven't performed that
>morning ritual.
>What's more, I'm an educator at a very minor US university. Not only do I
>grab a quick swallow or two between classes, but I've even encouraged
>students to try it.
>I don't care what anyone says. I'll never stop.
You are certainly putting you life at risk.
I used to work at a nursing home. At this home there was a
gentleman who ingest several glasses of the stuff each day. He is now
dead as are several others from the facility who ingested Dihydrogen
Monoxide on a regular basis.
As I understand it, everyone who has ingested it is either dead, or
will be dead. The same can be said of all life forms on this planet.
Kent
>.
KENT B. WILLS
kwil...@ecity.net / comp...@prodigy.com
Bruce E. Barker Jr
On 22 Jun 1996, Dave Garner wrote:
> >: >> And they tell me that if you can gather a bucket of the stuff and put your
> >: >> head in it for only a few minutes, it will kill you-dead!
>
> A tobacco company has since denied this ugly rumour.
>
> "That inhaling dihydrogen monoxide causes drowning has yet to be proved under
> adequate scientificly controlled circumstances", they cried.
>
> d.
> --
>
> --
>
>
I heard that Jesse Helms himself was taking huge "contributions" from the
dihydrogen monoxide makers to defend their interests against the left
wing pinkos that are attempting to regulate its distribution.
On a related note those freemen guys don't recgnize the legitimacy of any
legal system that would control their access to dihydrogen monoxide.
They require unlimited access to this dangerous substance to achieve
their true objectives.
jaimito
I don't understand you. I don't speak english. viva España.
jaimito
Gold
Running blindly into hell duod...@pop3.concentric.net (Sarah Irani)
wrote:
>HEY! I'm Iranian! I should have you know that we Iranians have quite
>a high tolerance to Dihydrogen Monoxide. We've always lived among the
>stuff and have grown quite used to it. We can even dip our feet into
>vats of it without any negative effect! The late Ayatolla Khomeini
>was rumored to have been able to DRINK THE STUFF and survive to tell
>the tale! Very strange powers indeed!
Strange tastes more like. The stuff tastes bloody awful. Might not
smell like anything, but there is a definate taste there.
Au. - go...@tpnet.co.nz
Dictator of KAOS (UoC) '96.
http://www.geocities.com/soho/2892
"Once bitten, you're mine."
George Herbert
Michael Edelman <m...@pookie.pass.wayne.edu> wrote:
>Nightfly (ni...@leapfrog.almac.co.uk) wrote:
>: To the sheep who have contributed to this thread...
>: Don't you people ever get bored of trawling up this same bullshit?
>: lack of imagination and originality...This has never been remotely
>: funny, not even the first time round (ie before the internet).
>
>of mail I've receieved, and the very funny posts from the gullible serve
>to illustrate just how easy it is to mislead people with some scientific
>sounding terminology.
>
>Interestingly, all the DHMO posts have been 100% scientifically accurate,
>unlike most saucer posts, and yet scores of people have been dead certain
>that they're reading about some terrible government cover-up regarding
>a tremendous hazard.
>
>A lesson for those who read this forum!
As one of the early people involved in the campaign, I have to say
we're all very, very amused and proud of how widely it has spread.
We thought having the American Chemical Society publish a blurb was as far
as we were going to go...
-george
Bowling? You want
to go Bowling?
Here, chew on this
hand grenade first.
David Fernandez
> I don't understand you. I don't speak english. viva España.
Pues aprende inglés, porque si no no vas a ser nada en la vida.
Ahora y siempre, puta España.
Mad Scientist
davi...@redestb.es "David Fernandez" writes:
> jaimito wrote:
> > I don't understand you. I don't speak english. viva Espaa.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is what happens when people are exposed to the famously extra-dangerous
variety of spanish DHMO.
> Pues aprende ingls, porque si no no vas a ser nada en la vida.
> Ahora y siempre, puta Espaa.
Me
On 25 Jun 1996, jaimito wrote:
> I don't understand you. I don't speak english. viva Espa=F1a.
>=20
>=20
>=20
>=20
Quien es el dihydrogen monoxide?
Lincoln Johnson
What country do you think this is, Man?
Mysterium
>What country do you think this is, Man?
Dihydrogen monoxide....hmmm I wonder! Can you tell me whats in
carbon monoxide? I'm curious myself hahahahaha
Michael Carter
In article <Pine.SOL.3.91.960701122817.17065A-100000@atlantic>,
bark...@kutztown.edu says...
SOUNDS LIKE WATER TO ME ... H2O
David Reid
In outpouring of consciousness known as <4s40a2$e...@excelsior.flash.net>
, Michael Carter <Stor...@flash.net> spake thusly:
--
David Reid
The opinions in this message are shareware. You may hold them for evaluation
purposes for 30 days. If you wish to hold them for any other purpose or for
longer than 30 days you must purchase a licence.
Kapitaen Blaubaer
> What country do you think this is, Man?
Let me guess, water?
YEAH, BINGO, I WIN!!
The twenty kilo of pure gold i have won please email to me.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
kpt_bl...@hightek.com
Vergiss niemals: die Welt ist eine flache Scheibe.
Norman Farkle
kpt_bl...@hightek.com (Kapitaen Blaubaer) wrote:
>In article <31E405...@aol.com>, KULA...@aol.com wrote:
>> What country do you think this is, Man?
>Let me guess, water?
>YEAH, BINGO, I WIN!!
>The twenty kilo of pure gold i have won please email to me.
Eeeeeehhhhhhhhh!
Wrong prize dude!
You've actually won a bilvet!
DEFINITION: Blivet: Five pounds of shit . . . . in a four-pound bag!
shlomi
I feel the same way .
T
Berny
This can´t exist! --> Instabile!
Rager88
In article <4t28ac$1l...@www.univie.ac.at>, a626...@pcserv.univie.ac.at
(Berny) wrote:
> In article <4sl0f8$e...@cnn.cc.biu.ac.il>, shlomi <shlomi@erez> says:
> >
> >I feel the same way .
> > T
> >
>
> This cant exist! --> Instabile!
Common it's a joke....let see DI hydrogen that would H2 and er MONoxide
that would be er O. Put it together and what do you get... H2O....good old
water. If you really want to screw people up water can also be considered
hydric acid. Ew scary!!!! Or even worse the ever caustic base hydrogen
hydroxide. EEECK! Run for your lives it's everyhwere.......
Dan Evens
Sarah Irani wrote:
>
> On 20 Jul 96 04:48:43 UTC, rco...@idirect.com (raine pare-coull)
> wrote:
>
> >Hey there I have a question, why do men have nipples?
> > Signed, confused nipple person.
> >
>
> Cuz male nipples are damn cute.
Actually my right nipple is used to regulate body temperature, while
my left nipple is used to get Jazz FM.
--
Dan"spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska"Evens
Mathieu Wehrung
Dan Evens wrote:
> On 20 Jul 96 04:48:43 UTC, rco...@idirect.com (raine pare-coull)
> wrote:
>
> >Hey there I have a question, why do men have nipples?
> > Signed, confused nipple person.
> Actually my right nipple is used to regulate body temperature, while
> my left nipple is used to get Jazz FM.
>
and where is the on-off switch ?
darkstar
: :> >Hey there I have a question, why do men have nipples?
What I want to know is, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons.
Lisa Chabot
Dan Evens <dan....@hydro.on.ca> wrote:
>Actually my right nipple is used to regulate body temperature, while
>my left nipple is used to get Jazz FM.
ATTRIBUTION DAMMIT.
.
.
.
--
"Amanda, this is no time to shoot hats."
Sarah Irani
>Hey there I have a question, why do men have nipples?
Michael Roach
It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind, the year the Great War came
upon us all, when Lisa Chabot said:
|Dan Evens <dan....@hydro.on.ca> wrote:
|>Actually my right nipple is used to regulate body temperature, while
|>my left nipple is used to get Jazz FM.
|
|ATTRIBUTION DAMMIT.
Any relation to Gumby Dammit?
--
"Wherever there is belching, we'll be there! Wherever there
is stupidity, we'll be there! Wherever there is candy, we'll
be there!", Wacko, Yakko and Dot Warner
cabbage
WAIT A SECOND! MALES HAVE NIPPLES?!?!?!?
cabbage: veggies have stalks.
http://uptown.turnpike.net/C/cabbage
DBJ
>dark...@sky.net (darkstar) wrote:
>>: :> >Hey there I have a question, why do men have nipples?
>>What I want to know is, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons.
>WAIT A SECOND! MALES HAVE NIPPLES?!?!?!?
>cabbage: veggies have stalks.
Yup!! And they're sensitive too!! Isn't that just
totally indecent!! ;^D <BIG GRIN>
Beverly
David L. Haas
And asses have asses!
D. Haas
Brian Cash
Dan Evens (dan....@hydro.on.ca) wrote:
: Actually my right nipple is used to regulate body temperature, while
: my left nipple is used to get Jazz FM.
Attribution, Dammit!
Brian /-|-\ "seen every episode, never quoted it once"
--
"..you'll get what you were just going to find." -Jack Lam
Jorn Hass
Mathieu Wehrung wrote:
>
> > Actually my right nipple is used to regulate body temperature, while
> > my left nipple is used to get Jazz FM.
> >
The true answer is actually:
Some male aren't!
Alvis
On Jul 24, 1996 21:41:08 in article <Re: Male nipples>, 'dark...@sky.net
(darkstar)' wrote:
>: :> >Hey there I have a question, why do men have nipples?
>What I want to know is, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons.
"Gilligans Island"?
Redorgreen
Where else could they clip their nipple rings? Oops, don't answer that!
Lee Jaap
In article <4sdost$o...@dfw-ixnews4.ix.netcom.com> orthot...@whiznet.com (Norman Farkle) writes:
|>kpt_bl...@hightek.com (Kapitaen Blaubaer) wrote:
|>
|>>In article <31E405...@aol.com>, KULA...@aol.com wrote:
|>
|>>> What country do you think this is, Man?
|>
|>>Let me guess, water?
This country is water? I'm confused.
|>>YEAH, BINGO, I WIN!!
|>
|>
|>>The twenty kilo of pure gold i have won please email to me.
|>
|>
|>Eeeeeehhhhhhhhh!
|>
|>Wrong prize dude!
|>
|>You've actually won a bilvet!
Whatsa "bilvet"?
|>DEFINITION: Blivet: Five pounds of shit . . . . in a four-pound bag!
|>
--
J Lee Jaap <Jaa...@ASMSun.LaRC.NASA.Gov> +1 757/865-7093
employed by, not necessarily speaking for,
AS&M Inc, Hampton VA 23666-1340
the reverse-psychology major
In article <31F810...@uncfsu.campus.mci.net>,
David L. Haas <dh...@uncfsu.campus.mci.net> wrote:
>DBJ wrote:
>>
>> In <4t7rvf$p...@freenet.vcu.edu> cabbage <pf...@cabell.vcu.edu> writes:
>>
>> >>: :> >Hey there I have a question, why do men have nipples?
>>
>> >>What I want to know is, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons.
>>
>>
>> >cabbage: veggies have stalks.
>>
>> Yup!! And they're sensitive too!! Isn't that just
>> totally indecent!! ;^D <BIG GRIN>
>>
>> Beverly
>
>And asses have asses!
>
donkeys do NOT have asses. they have little donkeys.
beelzibub
ps;
very deep
--
this is my .sig. it's one of the best .sig's on the 'net'. i know what
you're thinking: 'did he post 5 or 6 articles'? to tell you the truth i
kinda lost track myself. so you gotta ask yourself one question: 'is it
true?' huh, is it punk? come on, go for it. make my breakfast.
PaulX
On 26 Jul 1996 22:19:18 GMT, alv...@usa.pipeline.com(Alvis) wrote:
>On Jul 24, 1996 21:41:08 in article <Re: Male nipples>, 'dark...@sky.net
>(darkstar)' wrote:
>>: :> >Hey there I have a question, why do men have nipples?
>>What I want to know is, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons.
>"Gilligans Island"?
The professor set up a crude voltaic cell with sea water and coconuts
that acted as a battery charger. I don't remember which episode this
was in, I'm afraid.
PaulX (who was very frightened 25 years ago when I realized I had seen
every episode of Gilligan's Island)
Rob Eads
James Strub wrote:
>
> In <4tbman$8...@newsbf02.news.aol.com> redor...@aol.com (Redorgreen)
> writes:
> >
> >Where else could they clip their nipple rings? Oops, don't answer
> that!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
Who would want a nipple ring on their duck?
That would be daffy!
Yet Another Steve
> dark...@sky.net (darkstar) wrote:
> >: :> >Hey there I have a question, why do men have nipples?
> >
> >What I want to know is, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons.
>
>
> WAIT A SECOND! MALES HAVE NIPPLES?!?!?!?
Well, no, not really. What we have are these little suction-cup things
that we use to attach tool shelves and other useful things to us for
convenience when we're fixing things or doing chores.
But I can see where your confusion comes from - they do sort of look like
nipples.
Steve
Michael Roach
It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind, the year the Great War came
|On 26 Jul 1996 22:19:18 GMT, alv...@usa.pipeline.com(Alvis) wrote:
|>On Jul 24, 1996 21:41:08 in article <Re: Male nipples>, 'dark...@sky.net
|>(darkstar)' wrote:
|>>: :> >Hey there I have a question, why do men have nipples?
|>>What I want to know is, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons.
|
|>What I'd like to know is why the batteries never went dead in the radio on
|>"Gilligans Island"?
|
|The professor set up a crude voltaic cell with sea water and coconuts
|that acted as a battery charger. I don't remember which episode this
|was in, I'm afraid.
|
|PaulX (who was very frightened 25 years ago when I realized I had seen
|every episode of Gilligan's Island)
Including the reruns?
Craig Griswold
Berny wrote:
>
> In article <4sl0f8$e...@cnn.cc.biu.ac.il>, shlomi <shlomi@erez> says:
> >
> >I feel the same way .
> > T
> >
>
WATER you talkin' about?
Sean Channel
Alvis (alv...@usa.pipeline.com) wrote:
: On Jul 24, 1996 21:41:08 in article <Re: Male nipples>, 'dark...@sky.net
: (darkstar)' wrote:
:
:
: >: :> >Hey there I have a question, why do men have nipples?
: >
: >What I want to know is, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons.
:
:
: What I'd like to know is why the batteries never went dead in the radio on
: "Gilligans Island"?
They did! They did! Didn't you see the episode where the professor wired
the radio to a bunch of coconut shells with some goop in them & everyone
had to simultaneously stir the goop in their coconut shell & to recharge
the batteries?
-- Sean
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly
what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
already happened."
--Douglas Adams
GoMeiLing
Isn't it water?
Gerry Rough
What most people are unaware of when handling toxic substances such as dihydrogen
monoxide is that its a unique solution that tends to vaporize quicker than lickity
split if the temperature is above 18C. Sure enough, many lab assistants breathe too many
of the vapors and tend to get the classic symptoms of nausea and light-headed dizziness.
It happened to me more than once when I was attending college and working part-time in
the chemistry lab. Be ye careful, wise one!!
Gerry Rough
james.f
In article <4tmkdc$4...@bastion4.hal.com>, z...@mantra.hal.com says...
their development. By the time it is determined that they will be male, they
already have nipples. ;o)
Craig Smith
cour...@vossnet.co.uk (james.f) wrote:
> Men have nipples because all foetus' are female until the final stage of
> their development. By the time it is determined that they will be male, they
> already have nipples. ;o)
I think men have nipples so the Batman suits could look sexier.
Craig
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MorganSp
THE SAME REASON WOMEN HAVE THEM
George Turrini
Men have nipples because we all start out the same and then the
stupid ones let thier penises fall off!
TPremjee
It's what people blow out their backsides....only twice the potency of a
hydrogen bomb, with a dash of Oxygen.
Thomas Vinther Andersen
I think the correct name for the compound is OXANE.
It comes from the same rules that calls CH4 methane and SiH4 for Silane.
The reason it shouldn't be called an oxide is that it is a covalent
compound and not one made of ions. The suffix "-ide" is only used
for ionic compounds, like NaOH; Sodium Hydroxide.
Thomas Vinther Andersen
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Thomas Vinther Andersen <t...@kemi.aau.dk> wrote in article
<Pine.OSF.3.93.96091...@kemi.aau.dk>...
> I think the correct name for the compound is OXANE.
> It comes from the same rules that calls CH4 methane and SiH4 for Silane.
> The reason it shouldn't be called an oxide is that it is a covalent
> compound and not one made of ions. The suffix "-ide" is only used
> for ionic compounds, like NaOH; Sodium Hydroxide.
>
U dummy chemist! It's water! Dihydrogen -> H2 Monoxide -> O = H2O :)
I laugh at U, Ha!
St. David O'Bedlam
I can't believe this troll thread is still going.
"Dihydrogen monoxide," for you AOLers out there, is WATER.
Also known around here as "hydrogen hydroxide," "H2O," or
"peroxide that just won't fizz."
Bite me!
TheDavid
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Richard Mentock
Internet Helpdesk wrote:
> U dummy chemist! It's water! Dihydrogen -> H2 Monoxide -> O = H2O :)
> I laugh at U, Ha!
It's pretty obvious he knew that.
--
D.
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Richard Mentock
Uncanny perceptiveness.
No thanks
bob jackson
Thomas Vinther Andersen wrote:
>
> I think the correct name for the compound is OXANE..
Does that mean that this thread is assinANE?? :)
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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Valent Turkovic - vturkovi@public.srce.hr
Is DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE dangerous?
Yes. A scientific survey recently concluded that every
creature on earth contains DHMO, and almost every creature imbibes
more during its life.
Moreover, every animal that has ever ingested this substance has
invariably tried to get more.
Organisms unable to get more DHMO show signs of withdrawal, or
"dehydration," and eventually die. Organisms that ingest more
DHMO inevitably die anyway.
Aside from the biological considerations, remember that DHMO is
composed of Hydrogen and Oxygen, which are used together as rocket
fuel.
Enough cannot be said about the volatile nature of this chemical.
sE Ya
bYe
G. David Atkins II
You have to admit, that was one of the better DHMO flames
yet.
bob jackson <rlj...@sierratel.com> wrote in article
<323FB8...@sierratel.com>...
> Thomas Vinther Andersen wrote:
> > I think the correct name for the compound is OXANE..
> Does that mean that this thread is assinANE?? :)
And I believe that the answer is "An intentional: YES"
> Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
And never try to tell the DHMO folks the truth. For the same reason.
Dave.
(You have no idea how it bugs the pig).
Blair K Willis
On Fri, 20 Sep 1996 vtur...@public.srce.hr wrote:
> Is DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE dangerous?
...
> Enough cannot be said about the volatile nature of this chemical.
Indeed, folks, please be aware that DHMO is a very powerful solvent.
Don't just leave it lying around, if you happen to be a frequent user.
I think one of the first steps in reducing the nationwide DHMO problem
(see related posts re: "The War against DHMO" and "D.A.R.E. to keep Kids
off DHMO") is halting the flow of this substance across our borders.
Millions of liters of DHMO freely enter our country, virtually unchecked
by border security, U.S. Customs, or other authorities.
Further, the availability of DHMO has become even more widespread
in a purer, more potent form than the DHMO that people experimented
with in the 1960s. The increased dangers are obvious. I even admit
to once owning a personal DHMO purifier which I occassionally used
while camping. I am clean now, but the memories of my struggles with
DHMO are vivid and with me every day.
--b
Alan Ewalt
In article <5291f6$23g$1...@canberra.DIALix.oz.au>, sp...@dynamite.com.au wrote:
> Wayne Delia (red...@ibm.net) wrote:
> : I think "dihydrogen monoxide" is an improper chemical name for the specific
> : compound. More appropriately, it is "hydrogen hydroxide."
> :
>
> No, "hydrogen hydroxide" states that the molecule contains hydrogen
> twice, an unforgivable redundancy. Dihydrogen monoxide is the correct form
> for the molecule, stating that it contains two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen.
Which, according to my last chemistry class (over 15 years ago), is water!
Right, H2O?
Richard Mentock
Alan Ewalt wrote:
> Which, according to my last chemistry class (over 15 years ago), is water!
>
> Right, H2O?
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Rickenbacker wrote:
> In article <ewalt-24099...@17.128.202.54>, ew...@mail.apple.com
> expresses him-/herself thusly:
> >Which, according to my last chemistry class (over 15 years ago), is water!
> >Right, H2O?
> little "red herring", courtesy of the FBI, no doubt.
Actually, I've tried Dihydrogenmonoxide. To be safe, I used a
mixture of hydrogen hydroxide and dihydrogenmonoxide. This
mixture was then exposed to 2290 kJ of pure energy, until it
was beginning to morph into a rather dangerous-looking gas.
There is a carbon-based lifeform known as "Camellia sinensis",
and its leaves, leaf buds, and internodes are prepared and cured
and graded according to leaf size into another. It is then
exposed to heat and light, so that a dehydration process occurs.
Finally the remains are fragmented.
Around 5 grams of these fragments were then added to the agitated
solution I had prepared. I let the solution react with the fragments
for precisely 240 seconds.
Then, with a special medical team close by in case the experiment
went awry, I carefully inserted a tiny amount of the solution
into my digestive system, through my mouth. The taste were not
unpleasant, and I suffered no ill effects.
Conclusion:
If mixed with 50% hydrogen-hydroxide, and then energized until
it morphs into a gas, dihydrogenmonoxide can be rendered harmless.
Further experiments prooved that reaction with said fragments
is optional, or at least the test animals are still alive.
I certainly hope this clears the confusion.
Yours Sincerely,
--
Per Harald Myrvang | Ausculta mihi! Tibi dico!
pe...@stud.cs.uit.no | http://www.cs.uit.no/~perm/