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John F. Winston

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Subject: Freddie, The Nine Legged Frog. Nov. 2, 1997.

This information is so bad it will make you sick, so I'm only sending
it to a few people (well, maybe a few thousand). If we are ever kicked
off this planet for some reasons, this will be one of them. So don't
ever say I didn't tell you so.

.....................................................................
.....................................................................

From: S W
Subject: Part 1, LEUKEMIA Lurking in Your Hamburgers
"No longer allowed to pump the radioactive, heavy-metal-laden raffinate
into the ground, Kerr-McGee sprays it on 15,000 acres of company farmland
as fertilizer."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Would you care to know what you've been eating over the years?
I mean, what kind of energy are they feeding us? Could it be
nuclear energy? This August of 1997, the Seattle Times exposed
the secret poisoning of the American People in a series entitled,
"Fear in the Fields." And in this same year, we learned that frogs
are being discovered in our land -- deformed frogs, with one eye,
five legs, and other grotesque abnormalities.
Well, the following story unveils the origin, in time and place,
of these corporate-perpetrated biological crimes against nature,
in linkage with yet another corporate-perpetrated "crime against
humanity" -- that humanity which inhabits these United States.
The next evening when you eat a beef dinner, go to your bedroom,
turn off the lights, and look at your bare stomach. If it glows,
you can thank Kerr-McGee Corporation (the murderers of Karen
Silkwood) for brightening your life.
The following story has been, in essence, a ten-year-old secret,
ever since it was first revealed by IN THESE TIMES [(773)772-0100]
in its newspaper-magazine issue of August 19 - September 1, 1987:
+ + + JD + + +
* * * * * * * * * * * * * *
One day in the spring of 1984, a teenager in eastern Oklahoma's
Muskogee County took his BB gun and went hunting at a pond by
Rabbit Hill Farm. He shot a frog that had nine legs.
"Freddie the nine-legged-frog" is not the area's only animal anomaly.
People have shot rabbits that have two hearts. And some folks report
seeing a two-headed blackbird flying about. But not six-year-old
Lisa Girty, who was born without eyes or eye sockets.
Such are signs of the times around Sequoyah Fuels, a uranium
processing plant located between the towns of Gore and Vian, and
within the boundaries of the Cherokee Nation of Oklahoma, a
14-county area in the eastern part of the state. This facility is
owned by Kerr-McGee Corporation, and it is there where the late
Karen Silkwood's former employer turns powdered uranium ore into
uranium hexafluoride (UF6).
Kerr-McGee makes UF6 by dissolving the powdered ore in an acidic
solution from which the most readily fissionable uranium is
chemically removed. Cylinders of UF6 are then trucked to nearby
Interstate 40 for delivery to more than 50 customers -- including
25 U.S. nuclear power plants, seven nations and the Department of
Energy. These nuclear clients either enrich the UF6 into nuclear
fuel, use it to make nuclear medicines or, in the case of the
Department of Energy, refine it into weapons grade material for
nuclear bombs.
Kerr-McGee's plant, one of two of its kind in the country, is vital
to the U.S. nuclear industry and the war machine that the industry
symbiotically supports. Local critics say this strategic importance
has enabled Kerr-McGee to operate outside normal regulatory
controls -- with the end result being a contaminated environment,
and the area's high incidence of cancer deaths.
In addition to making uranium hexafluoride, Kerr-McGee produces a
lot of toxic wastes.
Until 1982, when the Nuclear Reguatory Commission (NRC) ordered
Kerr-McGee to install scrubbers on the plant's main smokestack, the
company regularly spewed radioactive debris into the air and onto
the surrounding neighborhood. And Kerr-McGee Corporation continues
to dump radioactive water into the Illinois River.
But the waste that the company finds the most difficult to dispose
of is the solution that remains after the uranium is extracted.
Technically known as raffinate, this toxic sludge contains
radioactive elements like radium-226, thorium-230, and uranium, as
well as seventeen toxic and heavy metals including arsenic, cadmium,
mercury, lead, molybdenum, and selenium. According to the Nuclear
Regulatory Commission, Kerr-McGee produces about 7.8 million gallons
of raffinate each year.
In 1982, the NRC gave Kerr-McGee permission to begin injecting this
industrial waste into underlying sandstone rock formations. Five
million gallons were disposed of before intense public opposition
forced the corporation to seal off its well.
Out of that public revolt was born Native Americans for a Clean
Environment (NACE). Jesse Deer-in-Water, who, with her husband
William, organized the initial opposition to the waste injections,
is NACE's chairperson.
A former beautician, the 43-year-old Cherokee woman and mother of
five runs the organization out of her home in Vian. Deer-in-Water
scorns the NRC: "It's just out to save the nuclear industry."
THE FINAL SOLUTION:
Much of Deer-in-Water's work these days centers on the company's current
solution to its liquid-waste problem. No longer allowed to pump the
radioactive, heavy-metal-laden raffinate into the ground, Kerr-McGee
sprays it on 15,000 acres of company farmland as fertilizer.
This is Kerr-McGee's recipe for industrial waste fertilizer:
add ammonia to the raffinate as it leaves the plant; the ammonia
combines with nitric acid, already in the solution, to create the
fertilizing agent, ammonium nitrate; filter the liquid that
settles on the top of the holding pools; collect some of the
remaining radioactive and heavy-metal particles using chemical and
centrifugal processes. Presto. The Industrial waste is ready to be
spread on company-owned farms -- farms like Rabbit Hill whose
fields run off into the pond where Freddie-the-nine-legged-frog
once lived.
~~ TO BE CONTINUED ~~
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
To receive an episode from a fascinating series four times a week,
just send an e-mail message with the word "SUBSCRIBE", in the
"Subject" line, to j...@locust.etext.org
My postings to Usenet are often blocked by cancelbot censors.
Therefore, I am depending on you to post this vital information
to Usenet newsgroups and to various mailing lists and web sites.
If you can, please also post hardcopies on the bulletin boards of
campus halls, churches, supermarkets, laundromats, etc. -- any place
where concerned citizens can read this vital information.
Our people's need for Paul Reveres and Ben Franklins is as
urgent today as it was 222 years ago.
John DiNardo j...@locust.etext.org
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
| If we seriously listen to this G-- within us [conscience, if you
will, | we usually find ourselves being urged to take the more
difficult path, the path of more effort rather than less.
.... Each and every one of us, more or less frequently, will hold
back from this work .... Like every one of our ancestors before us,
we are all lazy. So original sin does exist; it is our laziness.

M. Scott Peck
THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Steve Wingate
N. California Director, Skywatch International
Email: st...@anomalous-images.com
Anomalous Images Website: http://www.anomalous-images.com
Posted by: "Steve Wingate" <st...@anomalous-images.com>

John Winston. john...@mlode.com


His Most Feathered Eminence

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John Winston's back!
hooray!

we were just muttering amongst ourselves about you.

about that nine-legged frog: it's not a new or secret
story, I read about it in Newsweek at about the time it
happened. they even showed a picture, and mentioned the
baby without eyes, and mentioned the suspicions regarding
Kerr-McGee.

--

TarlaStar

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"John F. Winston" <john...@mlode.com> wrote:


>Out of that public revolt was born Native Americans for a Clean
>Environment (NACE). Jesse Deer-in-Water, who, with her husband
>William, organized the initial opposition to the waste injections,
>is NACE's chairperson.
>A former beautician, the 43-year-old Cherokee woman and mother of
>five runs the organization out of her home in Vian. Deer-in-Water
>scorns the NRC: "It's just out to save the nuclear industry."

HOLY SHIT! I did my field work while living with Jesse Deer-in-Water's
MOTHER! The world is damned small sometimes, but I'd still hate to
vaccum it.


Tarla

***
Reverend Mutha Tarla Star of the Little Sisters of the Perpetually
Juicy; a Proud jism schism of the Church of the SubGenius.
Worshipping Juicy Retardo and "Connie" Dobbs since 1986.


John F. Winston

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Now to comment on a comment.
JW I'm glad that you have heard about it before.


John F. Winston

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Now to comment on a comment.
On Mon, 3 Nov 1997, dode wrote:

> On Sun, 2 Nov 1997 16:23:55 -0800, "John F. Winston"
> <john...@mlode.com> wrote:
>
> >Subject: Freddie, The Nine Legged Frog. Nov. 2, 1997.
> >
> > This information is so bad it will make you sick, so I'm only sending
> >it to a few people (well, maybe a few thousand). If we are ever kicked
> >off this planet for some reasons, this will be one of them. So don't
> >ever say I didn't tell you so.

> <Snipped>
>
> AH Add ingredient X - We missed you John.

JW If you say so.


> __
> /\ Reverend Dode (deep fried camel dung of all alt.slack)
>
> For email, user = dode, domain = dolmen.
>
>
>
>


James Kibo Parry

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"John F. Winston" <john...@mlode.com> wrote:
>
> Now to comment on a comment.
> On 3 Nov 1997, His Most Feathered Eminence (taly...@pacbell.net) wrote:
> >
> > John Winston's back!
> > hooray!
> >
> > we were just muttering amongst ourselves about you.
> >
> > about that nine-legged frog: it's not a new or secret
> > story, I read about it in Newsweek at about the time it
> > happened. they even showed a picture, and mentioned the
> > baby without eyes, and mentioned the suspicions regarding
> > Kerr-McGee.
>
> JW I'm glad that you have heard about it before.

I should point out that the working title for the "Best Of Alt.Religion.Kibology, Early 1993" volume has been "Seven-Legged Frog Of Fun"
since I broke 1993 in half earlier this year. This means that now I'm
going to have to swap titles around and find MORE LEGS! I have pictures
of frogs with six and seven legs (I've even seen a seven-legger in the flesh!
He was pickled at the Museum of Science, floating in some yellow stuff.
I thought of Andre Serrano.) but I don't have any pictures of any
nine-legged frogs.

So, basically, it's going to cause a continuity error to happen
FOUR YEARS AGO unless someone can e-mail me the missing two legs.
If anyone out there has a good picture of a nine-legged frog, dead or
alive, male or female, or even Kermit, please send it. Especially if
it's Kermit. I always knew he had a secret.

-- K.
And what's with that little
thingie around his neck?
Of all fictional characters
ever, none have ever been
more ALMOST NUDE!

B. Chas Parisher

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James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
>I can see it now: bumper stickers.
>
>+--------------------+
>| "\ I FOUND MY FROG |
>| >< with Kibology |
>+--------------------+ (I dare you to draw a better 2x2 ASCII frog)

+--------------------+
| oo I FOUND MY FROG |
| >< with Kibology |
+--------------------+

Ok, so it takes a little imagination to see the bust of Kermit and not
the face of a mouse, but hey. What do you expect with a 2x2 ASCII??

--B. Chas Parisher

Carlos May

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James "Kibo" Parry (ki...@world.std.com) wrote:
: "John F. Winston" <john...@mlode.com> wrote:
: >
: > Dear Kib: May you find your frog.
: > John Winston.

: I can see it now: bumper stickers.

: +--------------------+
: | "\ I FOUND MY FROG |
: | >< with Kibology |
: +--------------------+

HAY! Please take your illicit JPGs of me back to
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.frogs where they belong.

--F.

* Fro...@neosoft.com ** "The Information Super-Frog" [dibs] *
"FROGGY = KOOL" --ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)


Stephen Will Tanner

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B. Chas Parisher (ba...@netcom.com) wrote:
:
: Ok, so it takes a little imagination to see the bust of Kermit and not

: the face of a mouse, but hey. What do you expect with a 2x2 ASCII??

I once dated a girl with the bust of Kermit and the face of a mouse.

Oops, was I saying that out loud?

--
Stephen Tanner (tan...@math.wisc.edu)

John F. Winston

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Now comment of a comment.

On 6 Nov 1997, Stephen Will Tanner wrote:

> B. Chas Parisher (ba...@netcom.com) wrote:
> :
> : Ok, so it takes a little imagination to see the bust of Kermit and not
> : the face of a mouse, but hey. What do you expect with a 2x2 ASCII??
>
> I once dated a girl with the bust of Kermit and the face of a mouse.
>
> Oops, was I saying that out loud?

JW Kermit. What a frog.


>
> --
> Stephen Tanner (tan...@math.wisc.edu)
>
>


James Kibo Parry

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"John F. Winston" <john...@mlode.com> wrote:
>
> Now comment of a comment.

And now I shall meta-comment on your meta-comment! And we shall all
have one big happy quasi-comment! OR SOMETHING!

Sorry, I've just been playing with Galois representations of dirty pictures.

B. Chas Parisher (ba...@netcom.com) wrote:
:
: Ok, so it takes a little imagination to see the bust of Kermit and not
: the face of a mouse, but hey. What do you expect with a 2x2 ASCII??

On 6 Nov 1997, Stephen Will Tanner wrote:
}
} I once dated a girl with the bust of Kermit and the face of a mouse.
}
} Oops, was I saying that out loud?

"John F. Winston" <john...@mlode.com> wrote:
>
> JW Kermit. What a frog.

I hereby vote John_-_Winston the official bumper sticker writer for
alt.religion.kibology. NOBODY but NOBODY can pack as much drollerity
into a simple bumper-sticker-worthy phrase as the great J_-_W himself!
Most of these quotes are from 1992. I can't find the original of
"...boy do they smell", unfortunately. But anyway, here's the canonical
list of Alt.Religion.Kibology Slogans By John_-_Winston. Try reading these
while substituting "Kibo" for all pronouns or "Bigfoot".

A.R.K : May you find your frog.

A.R.K : What a frog.

A.R.K : In case I haven't mentioned it before, Big Foot love bacon.

A.R.K : Boy you Kiboites are too much.

A.R.K : He now looks like a Mexiacan Hairless
and none of his girlfriends will have anything to do with him.

A.R.K : How about that Bigfoot. He is really a lady's man.

A.R.K : He is one of the good guys and is in control of a lot of space craft.
He is something that he said that was on the Net.....................

A.R.K : So this is me (John Winston) talking now.
We'll have to keep an eye on this kid.

A.R.K : I don't understand the language called Kibo very well.

A.R.K : ...Boy do they smell.

A.R.K : Some of them smell pretty bad (but not all of them).

A.R.K : The larger, more smelley type are
limited usually to the third dimension.

A.R.K : There's no foul smell with them that some newspapers report;
that's a bunch of bull.

A.R.K : One word of the name of the show was Hairy.

A.R.K : I'm getting a little bit out--
clear over in another area now.

A.R.K : Dear Big Foot Smellers:
Please don't quote me on some of this information.

A.R.K : It's tuesday and I hope the Big Foot
haven't captured any of you lately.

A.R.K : I have not been hit upon
by the large bird in question.

A.R.K : Just lately Yogi my telepathic dog came into my room in the morning
and something or someone said to me, "Don't you think it's about time
you were waking up"? It struck me as funny because it sounded like a
very educated person doing the talking. It may have been Yogi and then
it may have been someone else.

(actually that should make several stickers: "Yogi my telepathic dog came
into my room in the morning." / "Don't you think it's about time you were
waking up?" / "It struck me as funny because it sounded like a very educated
person doing the talking." See, very rarely does any other human say
something worth putting on a sticker. J_-_W can do it three times in
one paragraph.)

A.R.K : Yogi (my telepathic dog) got between me and my wife...

A.R.K : Thanks to the one who gave us the information about Wolf 359
and to Kibo who has saved the day again.

A.R.K : Soon I'll try to put down something about Dinosaurs Today.

A.R.K : Dear People: Thank you for your patience one and all.


What do you think, folks? We should slap these on some stickers
and plaster the city with them. I would feel very comfortable being
represented by the soundbite-worthy wit and wisdon of Mr. _-_Winston.

BTW, John_-_, for your collection, here is the post in which you
first said "Bigfootf" five years ago. I've got most of the others,
too, and they come in handy for reference. Like when I want to know
how to feel about bacon.

-- K.

From: John_-_...@cup.portal.com
Subject: Bigfootf spaceman?
Newsgroups: talk.religion.newage, alt.alien.visitors, alt.religion.kibology
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 92 19:23:15 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

Dear Fellow Truth Seekers: It is my purpose to tell you what I know
and have learned about Bigfoot otherwise known as Sasquatch.
The first I heard about BF (Bigfoot) came in the form of a story
told to me by my teacher and Guru, Merele Fagot. It seemed that a
person had reported that he had been feeding a hairy creature in his
backyard of his ranch in one of the NW states of the USA. This thing
was the normal 8 feet tall 650 lbs. of walking stalking muscle. A lady
reporter had enlisted the services of a psychic lady and they came in
contact with the BF in the rancher's backyard. The BF immediately
by telepathy said to the telepathic lady, "Why do you people want to
hurt me?" The lady then said by telepathy, "What do you mean you big
lug? I couldn't hurt you if I tried." The BF then told his story.
End of Part 1.
John Winston.


From: John_-_...@cup.portal.com
Subject: Re: Bigfootf spaceman?
Newsgroups: talk.religion.newage, alt.alien.visitors, alt.religion.kibology
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 92 06:11:48 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

Dear Big Foot Lovers: It's good to see that my posting did come
through OK. You can always tell if it is me by seeing if I make a
mistake (I usually do). Big Foot is most of the time spelled as two
words. Anyway I be trying to put down some serious posting about the
subject in the future in a humerous way.
John Winston.


From: John_-_...@cup.portal.com
Subject: Re: Bigfootf spaceman?
Newsgroups: talk.religion.newage, alt.alien.visitors, alt.religion.kibology
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 06:31:03 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

Dear Monster Watchers: Be advised Stan says Big Foot doesn't stink.
I maintain that some of them do, with great justo.
John Winston.

From: John_-_...@cup.portal.com
Subject: Comments on the Comments.
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors, alt.religion.kibology, alt.folklore.urban
Date: Fri, 9 Jul 93 06:38:08 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

I must say old bean, things are picking up somewhat. We are bringing
in the big guns like T. Knight and never fear Kibo is here. Maybe Jeff
can come through with some rerun postings of mine because you know it is
that time (summer). The other morning I went in to kiss my wife goodbye
prior to going to work and Yogi (my telepathic dog) got between me and my
wife and proceeded to growl and threaten to bite me. I pushed him aside
and kiss my wife anyway. Yogi then started to crying and taking on like
his heart was broken. It may be just my imagination but it appeared that
telepathically he was saying, "Oh what did you have to do that for, you
ruined my entire day."
John Winston.

Jane Nicholson

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On Sun, 9 Nov 1997 09:10:18 GMT, ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo"
Parry) wrote:

>"John F. Winston" <john...@mlode.com> wrote:
>>
>> Now comment of a comment.
>
>And now I shall meta-comment on your meta-comment! And we shall all
>have one big happy quasi-comment! OR SOMETHING!
>

Don't you have to have a hyper-comment before a quasi-comment?


Jane Nicholson (jnich...@iname.com)

Initiating "getting-the-hell-out-of-here" maneuver.
-- Lennier, Babylon 5
(Obligatory disclaimer:
My opinions are not necessarily those of my employer.)

John F. Winston

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Now to utter somethin from my mudder.

On Sun, 9 Nov 1997, James Kibo Parry wrote:

> "John F. Winston" <john...@mlode.com> wrote:
> >
> > Now comment of a comment.
>
> And now I shall meta-comment on your meta-comment! And we shall all
> have one big happy quasi-comment! OR SOMETHING!

JW Very well put. Dear Kibo: If you will be so kind, would you
look at a web site that a friend of mine operates. He says
he has over 500 of my postings on it but the last time I looked at
it I noticed that he had a lot of sexy pictures on it. My computer won't
look at gifs or pictures so would you take a look at some of them and
give me you opinion of the whole site. The web site is;
http://memfh.acns.carleton.edu/JW/
Thanks.


JW I give up. I can't erase all the rest of this.

John F. Winston

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Dear Folks: I'm having problems with the Internet so I'll
be putting down two postings at a time.
John Winston.
Subject: The El Nino Effect And UFOs. Nov. 9, 1997.

Here is some information that discusses EL Nino. It is from
Sheldon Nidle's space friends, so some of you will definitely not want
to read this. I don't know if these people are telling the truth or
not, but I hope they are and everything happen without anyone getting
hurt.

.....................................................................
.....................................................................

From: L S
Subject: Sheldon Nov 8 97
From: http://www.portal.ca/~ground/crew/updates.htm
Update by Sheldon Nidle for The Galactic Federation
November 8, 1997 (7 Ik, 5 Xul, 6 Caban)
Greetings! We come before you with some very interesting information.
This material will cover the changing mass landing scenarios, the
beginning Earth Changes, and your on-going Ascension procedures. On 5
Ahau, 3 Xul, 6 Caban (November 6, 1997), we completed the connections
between the heart grid crystal and the large love energy crystal
located at our base in the deep interior of Mount Haleakala on the
Hawaiian island of Maui. This action was done to begin to formally
hook up the great love energy being given to Mother Earth by the
Spiritual Hierarchies. Additionally, it will set the stage for the
great 28-day rituals that will be carried out by the Great Blue Lodge
of Sirius when our mass landing operation formally commences. At
this time, we would like to thank our fantastic ground crew in Maui
and the United Kingdom, as well as the rest of your world, for their
kind assistance in this sacred task. Because of these valiant efforts,
we have now completed a holy chore that will make the balance of the
Ascension process much easier for the rest of Earth's humanity.
Right now, a number of very engaging items are on our agenda. The
first series of items concerns the beginning of your planet's massive
changes of its surface. Our Galactic Federation geologists and
planetary scientists have noticed that most of your oceanic plates are
beginning to crack. This on-going process is a very swift one in
geologic time, but it may seem a bit too slow for your liking. This
interaction from the up-welling magma and the affected tectonic plates
has vastly increased the amount and the intensity of deep ocean
earthquakes. Further, it has begun to influence the number of
earthquakes occurring on Pacific Ocean Islands. To a lesser extent,
it is causing tremors on the Islands of the Indian and Atlantic
Oceans. This pattern is also starting to show itself on the various
continental plates.
It is now quickly approaching very alarming levels, if one looks at it
on a world-wide basis. The enormously anticipated cracking of these
various tectonic plates has not yet happened. However, our planetary
scientists now firmly believe that this momentous occasion is still
very close to happening.
Meanwhile, your atmosphere is continuing to heat up at a
much-accelerated rate. This factor is being caused by the continuing
"El Nino" effect. This process has caused the Arctic icecap to continue
to shrink, even with the onset of an early winter. In the Southern
hemisphere, the Antarctic icecap is now coming under its greatest
point of stress - a very warm spring and summer. These events have
also created some of the worst flooding ever in Spain, Portugal,
Morocco and Turkey. In addition, they have fanned the spread of the
choking smoke from the fires emanating from the burning forests of
Southeast Asia. This condition is being mirrored in the Amazon
regions of South America. Everywhere, the Earth's atmosphere is under a
perverse level of attack. Its response has been to simply increase the
known amount of unusual weather found in the skies of your planet. From
near Earth orbit, these impending catastrophes can be readily observed.
They also serve as a grim reminder of how senselessly your society's
elite has ravished your world.
Despite these difficulties, we have been completing the many "hooks"
that are needed to attach the two new firmaments into their proper
positions in Earth's atmosphere. These preliminary "hooks" have had
one important side-effect - a softening of the various temperature
gradients in your lower atmosphere. Without our very complex work,
your entire atmosphere would be even more unstable than it now is. The
few superstorms that worry your meteorologists would be much more
numerous. By now, a number of them would have hit some major coastal
urban areas with extremely high wind speeds and a destructiveness never
before seen on your planet. Nonetheless, your planet is just on the
verge of some very extraordinary occurrences. These upcoming portents
will act as a signal that you will have finally reached the omega point
where Mother Earth can no longer tolerate your past environmental
extravagances. You will discover that a complete disregard of your
stewardship of this most beautiful planet can no longer be sanctioned.
Your population will then come at risk of some very spectacular Earth
changes. As always, we in the Galactic Federation remain on station to
assist you in evacuating your affected populations to a safe and secure
ground.
Your oceans are also heating up and this single factor is changing some
of the major ocean currents that criss-cross your world. Our Galactic
Federation oceanographers have noticed that many of the temperature
gradients in your deep oceans areas have drastically changed. This
factor has caused much of the pollutants dumped into your oceans to
begin to circulate in a very different manner. These great dangers to
the ocean's biosphere have caused a major rippling effect throughout all
oceanic life forms. In short, the ocean's brief and minute recovery has
been turned to the downside. Your planet's deep oceanic life energies
are now rapidly dissipating. Many Deva Kingdoms on your planet have
become alarmed by what is presently happening. They have dutifully
informed our deep ocean observation craft of their enormous dismay. It
is yet another huge sign of why your planet must now drastically change
what you, in your ignorance and your greed, have so sorrowfully
destroyed.
As just noted, our Galactic Federation fleets have maintained a very
high degree of observation of your planet. We are deeply concerned that
you remain mostly oblivious to what is occurring around you. Your
planet's magnetic poles are shifting. The atmosphere is growing more
unstable, while your tectonic plates are on the verge of an immense
series of ruptures. Your surface governments have done a most great
disservice to you by not informing you of these enormous changes. For
this reason, we have increased the amount of our observation of your
planet. Your present world is like a very weak heart patient that is
ready to expire. Yet Mother Earth is not merely dying. It is solely
just reconstructing itself. This transformation will happen very
suddenly. Its occurrence will cause our evacuation fleet to spring into
action. It will also signal that your graduation into a higher form of
consciousness will have finally commenced.
Your planet's Spiritual Hierarchy is slowly but surely finishing the
pre-reconstruction stage. This action is being carried out through the
decrees given by the Creator's divine plan. This action is a major part
of the return of G--'s WILL to this planet. This time is one in which
the dark lords are losing their grip on your world. What you see around
you are their last failing attempts to remain in control of planet
Earth. The grand experiment that put them in temporary charge of your
many regional societies is just about over. Their last great illusion
is to use their world-wide control of the major mass media to misinform
you about what is truly happening. Mother Earth knows that her beloved
children will survive the lies and the deception of these final days.
You should look into your inner heart and its unique ability to
discover truths. Use it to discern the truth of what we are now saying
to you. For it is in this eternal truth that you will find your
salvation.
Your Ascension process is now back on track. The Spiritual Hierarchies
have decided what must now be done to complete their sacred tasks in
the right divine time. This ability to transform a planet's population
is one that they are truly very proud of. One of the first actions is to
accelerate the "awakening" process. Contrary to what you may think, the
time for the great changes is not very far away. The final step is just
to have every individual at the stage of development that they were
assigned by their present life contracts. This most sacred task has
always been the primary objective of your local Spiritual Hierarchy.
Right now, they remain within their divine time frames for the
completion of this most vital chore. Again, they ask you to practice
your discernment. Much is about to happen to you in a very short period
of Earth time. The Angelic Realms desire that you be aware of this fact
and that you use it to prevent panic or fear in yourself or in others
around you. Remember, this time is a time for love, soul growth and
growing harmony.
It is now time for us to conclude this message. As we go, we would like
to accentuate a few major points. First, this time is one for patience
and for discernment. We simply cannot over-emphasize these two points.
Much of the remaining test of your soul's growth is dependent upon a
close examination of how you react to what is put in front of you.
Look upon these moments as a chance to show how much you have truly
grown in the past few years and months. Second, you should be preparing
yourself for the coming meetings with your spiritual and space
families. The time is neither as close as you may think nor as far as
you may, in times of despair, believe possible. It will occur at a
divine time.. However, it WILL occur. Be prepared for miraculous events
and for magnificent possibilities that you cannot in any way now
foresee. We leave you with our infinite blessings for limitless
unconditional Love, boundless orgasmic Joy and Endless Prosperity and
Supply! Selamat Ja! (Be in Joy!)
------------------------------------------------------------
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http://www.spiritweb.org/Spirit/conflight-l.html

John Winston. joh...@mlode.com

Subject: Lemuria A Long Time Ago. Part 5. Nov. 9, 1997.

Now I will let you in on a investigation I made in the San Francisco
Bay area. About 15 years ago I was driving on the hyway between
Fremont, Calif. and San Jose and I looked up at a mountain to the East
of the road called Mission Peak.
I then received the idea that there was something that I should find
out about that mountain.

I next made a trip down the the Rosicrucian Museum in San Jose
and bought a book about Lumuria written by a member of the group. It
mentioned that on this same mountain people had seen a light that could
be seen at night from the Bay Area, but when people got to the area all
that could be seen was some trees. The light appeared to be just above
the trees in most cases. I next located a lady in Fremont who had what
people called a changeling for a daughter. She was a regular young
lady of about 16 years old who had a memory of being from another
planet. She was very sad and wanted to leave this planet. Space
people would come to see her in the spiritual form and suggested that
she be patient and she would get to leave this planet later. I found
that the mother of this young girl was also in contact with the space
people. They would write through this lady by automatic writing and
the writing was not in any language on Earth. She finally asked that
the space people to give her some sort of ability so people would
believe that she was in contact with the space people. They then gave
her the ability to squeeze a person's hand with equal pressure that
was applied to her hand. She was tested by putting pressure measuring
devices in her hand as she would squeeze another person's hand. She
said that when she when she would squeeze a person's hand, she could
only squeeze it with equal pressure and that if she would have
squeezed her daughter's hand with as much pressure as she did squeeze
a strong man's hand then she would have broken her daughter's hand.
It finally got to the point that she was doing this with a world class
arm wrestle from Petaluma, Calif. and was able to match him. I tried
it with her and I am pretty strong having been a guard in college
football and she was like having a contest with a large snake.

She had told me that she had climbed Mission Peak one rainy day and
she had a 13 year old boy with her. While going up the hill they
spotted a light. They walked up to it and found that it was a
boulder that was illuminated. It was glowing but not burning up.

I later made a trip up Mission Peak with this lady and we saw a few
things but she finally told me that she knew where the mysterious rock
walls were that extended from Tildon Park in Berkeley, Calif. to
Milpitas, Calif. It appears that these rock walls were situated on
the sides of the mountain, they were from 3 to 6 feet high and didn't
appear to be for the purpose of keeping cattle in a given area but I
found out later that they were situated along certain ley lines and
were made to control the forces that were in these areas to make the
land land more conducive to having human's live on it. I later saw
some of these walls. They appear to be man made and are sometimes
about 2 feet thick. This lady also had been taken into an area that
had some painting etched into large boulders.

We later went over to this area. She had been shown this figures on
the rocks before by a person who had rented the land to raise cattle on
the area. When we got over there the person was not around so we
sneaked in anyway. One of the figures that was the most beautiful was
on a large boulder by itself. It was a picture of a three fingered
hand extended over a round circle which meant the creator protective
power over this earth. The figure look like it was made by a Mayan
Indian. The other large boulder was under some more trees. This large
boulder was about 40 feet long and 4 feet high. On the outside of the
rock had been put a thin veneer covering of something that appear to
be a cement. On the cement, while it was probably still wet was placed
the figures or paintings. They were etched into the rock. There were
about fifty figures on the rock including Oak Leaves, canoes, fire
cauldron, and a figure that looked like a device that is put in the
side of a boat that a rope could be tied to.

I sent pictures of this to a psychic friend of mine and he sent back
the following information;
The figures are to be read from the two ends towards the middle. You
start on the two outside figures and work your way to the center. It
says, "We are the people of the valley and hills. We were contacted and
helped by the Space people during our time of need and we are now OK.
He said that these pictures were made about 22 thousand years ago
although most of the scientist think the pictures are only about 200
to 300 years old. My friend also thought that there were people who
had space travel capability living inside mountain.

This lady and I on one other occasion made a trip into the area again.
Every time she went on one of these trips she would take along a small
screwdriver and a small hammer. She would see a boulder that caught her
eye that may be about 10 feet long and start tearing it apart with that
hammer and chisel. It appeared that these large boulders were actually
covered over by a thin veneer on the outside. When you started with the
hammer at a natural crack in the the stone you could chip the outer
covering away and you would come to small stones inside that were about
6 inches to 12 inches long. The inside of the boulders were man made.
They were built very similar to a rock wall. Using the hammer and
screw driver she could cut right through the large boulder. It appeared
that someone had made these rock boulders from smaller rocks thousands
of years ago to camouflage the area.

Part 5.

John Winston. john...@mlode.com


John F. Winston

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Dear Folks: My thanks goes out to Kibo for making this grand and
glorious posting. I am speechless.
John Winston.


On Sun, 9 Nov 1997, James Kibo Parry wrote:

Michael Straight

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On Sun, 9 Nov 1997, James Kibo Parry wrote:

> I hereby vote John_-_Winston the official bumper sticker writer for
> alt.religion.kibology. NOBODY but NOBODY can pack as much drollerity
> into a simple bumper-sticker-worthy phrase as the great J_-_W himself!
> Most of these quotes are from 1992. I can't find the original of
> "...boy do they smell", unfortunately. But anyway, here's the canonical
> list of Alt.Religion.Kibology Slogans By John_-_Winston. Try reading these
> while substituting "Kibo" for all pronouns or "Bigfoot".
>
> A.R.K : May you find your frog.
>
> A.R.K : What a frog.

[...]


> What do you think, folks? We should slap these on some stickers
> and plaster the city with them. I would feel very comfortable being
> represented by the soundbite-worthy wit and wisdon of Mr. _-_Winston.

You left out my favorite, which I want to print on stickers and slap on
all copies of the Bible:

"This contains religious material so be careful."

SMTIRCAHIAGEHLT


B. Chas Parisher

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Tlerll <tle...@earthlink.VERYIMPORTANT-DONOTREMOVE.net> wrote:

>B. Chas Parisher <ba...@netcom.com> wrote:
>>James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
>>>+--------------------+
>>>| "\ I FOUND MY FROG |
>>>| >< with Kibology |
>>>+--------------------+ (I dare you to draw a better 2x2 ASCII frog)
>>+--------------------+
>>| oo I FOUND MY FROG |
>>| >< with Kibology |
>>+--------------------+
>+--------------------+
>| 78 I FOUND MY FROG | <--- AN ABSTRACT PICSHUR OF A FR0G!!!!!!!!!!
>| 54 with Kibology |
>+--------------------+

Let's deconstruct Lord Tlerll's abstract frog, shall we?

78
54
|
v

7854 (2x2 -> 1x4)
|
v

7 8 54 (spaces added for emphasis)
|
v

7 OF 5+4 (8 = OF ASCIIbetically because if you overlay O with F you get 8)
|
v

7 of 9 (Sum of 5 and 4)


Therefore, I conclude Lord Tlerll has a 7of9 fetish.

--B. Chas Parisher

Tlerll

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In article <bangEJJ...@netcom.com>,

This wins the wacky logic award for November.

--
Lord Tlerll of the Isle of Tlerll. Beleriand Telecom. Kirk of Tolkienology.
*VENI*VIDI*TROLLI* WEBTV --> WEBTLAME. IT"S FUNNY CUZ THERE SO LAME
-------------------==== Posted via Bozo News ====-----------------------
http://www.bozonews.com/ Troll, Flame, Cascade to Usenet

P.S. I can't have a 7of9 fetish, I don't watch Voyager.

SS-Sally Short

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Dear John,
Hope you can help me here. I have been trying to soul travel thru
meditation for about a year now. The last two times I've incountered a
frog (I think?) about two feet away on the right side of me and he is
croaking. I don't have to tell you what that does to meditation. Have you
ever had this experience? Have you lost any frogs lately?
Sally
gl...@az.com


John F. Winston

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Now to answer a question.

On Sat, 20 Dec 1997, SS-Sally Short wrote:

> Dear John,
> Hope you can help me here. I have been trying to soul travel thru
> meditation for about a year now. The last two times I've incountered a
> frog (I think?) about two feet away on the right side of me and he is
> croaking. I don't have to tell you what that does to meditation. Have you
> ever had this experience?

JW No I've not had that experience, but when going into sould travel of
astral travel it is normal when you are just learning to encounter all
sort of beings when you are going from the physcical through the lowere
astral into the spiritual. It is best to find a teacher who can direct
you in this. The people who follow the teachings of Paul Twitchell are
good. Set you mind to come in contact with a teacher who can help you
in this. If you can't find a teacher then seal your aura with white light
and ask you guardian angel to direct you in doing this.

E Teflon Piano

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In article <Pine.GSO.3.96.971220223215.16521E-100000@mlode>, "John F.
Winston" <john...@mlode.com> wrote:

}in this. If you can't find a teacher then seal your aura with white light
}and ask you guardian angel to direct you in doing this.

This, incidentally, also is good advice for those trying to port the
MegaHAL source code to the Mac with Code Worrier. Which, by the way, we at
The Institute have failed to accomplish because we can't find the damn
library that contains the "random" function, so we can't get the thing to
even compile.

--
E Teflon Piano is now AppleEvent aware, and is running under Mac OS 8.
ŠE[dibs] 1994-1997

John F. Winston

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Now to say something about something.
On Sun, 21 Dec 1997, E Teflon Piano wrote:

> In article <Pine.GSO.3.96.971220223215.16521E-100000@mlode>, "John F.


> Winston" <john...@mlode.com> wrote:
>
> }in this. If you can't find a teacher then seal your aura with white light
> }and ask you guardian angel to direct you in doing this.
>
> This, incidentally, also is good advice for those trying to port the
> MegaHAL source code to the Mac with Code Worrier. Which, by the way, we at

> The Institute have failed to accomplish because we can't find the d--n


> library that contains the "random" function, so we can't get the thing to
> even compile.

JW If you say so, it must be true.


> E Teflon Piano is now AppleEvent aware, and is running under Mac OS 8.

> ©E[dibs] 1994-1997


Carlos Froggy May

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SS-Sally Short (gl...@az.com) pondered:

: Hope you can help me here. I have been trying to soul travel thru

: meditation for about a year now. The last two times I've incountered a
: frog (I think?) about two feet away on the right side of me and he is
: croaking. I don't have to tell you what that does to meditation.

Dear SS-Sally:

I think you're making a mistake in viewing this as some sort of
distraction. You need to figure out what the frog is trying to
tell you. It's probably important.

-- Frater Frogalogus

--


* Fro...@neosoft.com ** "The Information Super-Frog" [dibs] *

* Headquarters: alt.fan.tito ** "Tounge Of Frog" *
http://www.angelfire.com/la/carlosmay/

Brian JARAI Chase

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In article <ETP-211297...@ppp92.bcpl.lib.md.us>,

E Teflon Piano <rgrif...@ubmail.ubalt.edu> wrote:

> This, incidentally, also is good advice for those trying to port the
>MegaHAL source code to the Mac with Code Worrier. Which, by the way, we at

>The Institute have failed to accomplish because we can't find the damn


>library that contains the "random" function, so we can't get the thing to
>even compile.

Now, we can't have that. The function random() should be included in the
standard C library. Without actually seeing the error messages produced,
I would suggest the following course of action:

[1] This shouldn't affect linking problems, but I did notice something a
bit out of the ordinary about the code. It includes local header files
using <>'s instead of ""'s. This should cause no compilation problems as
long as the current directory is in the include file search path. If
you're actually experiencing compilation problems, I'd suggest changing
the #include <arg.h> and #include <megahal.h> to be #include "arg.h" and
#include "megahal.h". Note: The megahal.h header includes the stdlib.h
file which contains the relevant info about random().

[2] If Code Warrior actually doesn't have random() (which would be weird),
you may try substituting the reference to srandom() and random() with
srand() and rand(). They're very simillar and have the same argument
format with the exception that rand() returns an int instead of a long
int. But those data types are probably equivalent under Code Warrior on
PPC.

The above are both sort of magicky approaches. If you're so reclined, you
can send me the error messages and I can maybe help.

Um. Some of you may consider this too serious of a message for a.r.k's
general format. I would remind you that we are talking about *MegaHAL*
afterall. MegaHAL as a topic makes this message inherently bozotic.

-jarai.
--
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Brian "JARAI" Chase | http://world.std.com/~bdc/ | VAXZilla LIVES!!!
"WHAT?? _Breast_?? There is no 'breast' in this game!!" -- Darla

SS-Sally Short

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On 21 Dec 1997, Carlos Froggy May wrote:

> SS-Sally Short (gl...@az.com) pondered:
>
> : Hope you can help me here. I have been trying to soul travel thru
> : meditation for about a year now. The last two times I've incountered a
> : frog (I think?) about two feet away on the right side of me and he is
> : croaking. I don't have to tell you what that does to meditation.
>
> Dear SS-Sally:
>
> I think you're making a mistake in viewing this as some sort of
> distraction. You need to figure out what the frog is trying to
> tell you. It's probably important.
>
> -- Frater Frogalogus

***************************************************
Sally Responds to Frater Frogalogus and news group:
Does anyone here know how to decipher frog language? If this croaking
occurs again I'm going to ask it to speak english. If anyone has any
ideas let me know.
Sally
gl...@az.com


John F. Winston

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Now to answer a question.

JW You might ask the frog to speak telepathically and then you won't
have to worry about the language.
Here hoping you are not just kidding us.
> Sally
> gl...@az.com


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