JOLT THE MOON TO JOLT THE EARTH (without self praising)

[Alexander Abian]

JOLT THE MOON TO JOLT THE EARTH

A couple of hours after I posted under the subjec

JOLT THE MOON TO JOLT THE EARTH

as a more practical and realistically materializable substitute for my
almost 7 year postings under the subject BLOW UP THE MOON. Almost
immediately after my 2 hours ago posting of JOLT THE MOON TO JOLT
THE EARTH (into a new orbit) many, many people reacted. In all
of the reactions there is a tacit underlying feeling that JOLT THE
MOON TO JOLT THE EARTH is the right, the practical and inevitable
procedure to change the orbit of the Earth and to get rid of the
5 billion year decadent orbit of the planet Earth which plagued and
continues to plague the human race and around which the human race
was orbiting like a horde of speechless blindfolded slaves.

Yes, people now realize that now (or in a very near future)we will
have the nuclear arsenal to JOLT THE MOON !

Do you have more practical, a more realistic way of fighting
the tragedies, the ice storms, snow storms, El Ninos, hurricanes,
and all kinds of perennial catastrophes that are caused by the
existing orbit of the planet Earth - than TO JOLT THE MOON TO
JOLT THE EARTH INTO A NEW ORBIT? Do You ??!! And tell me the
truth , the deep truth in your hear of hearts aren't you convinced
that TO JOLT THE MOON IN ORDER TO JOLT THE EARTH INTO A NEW ORBIT
IS A MOST PRACTICAL WAY TO MAKE A RADICAL CHANGE IN THE FIVE
BILLION YEAR OLD CORRUPT ORBIT OF THE EARTH.

JOLT THE MOON is finally the practical way to impose our choice
and our Selection on the Nature and reject Darwinian surrender to the
being subjected to the Nature's selection.

Do not begrudge me for arriving at a practically materializable
solution after seven years of groping for a practical solution.
It took me 7 years to crystalize the idea and to come to the
conclusion that

JOLT THE MOON TO JOLT THE EARTH (int a new orbit)
is the way.

With love Alexander Abian
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ABIAN MASS-TIME EQUIVALENCE FORMULA m = Mo(1-exp(T/(kT-Mo))) Abian units.
ALTER EARTH'S ORBIT AND TILT - STOP GLOBAL DISASTERS AND EPIDEMICS
ALTER THE SOLAR SYSTEM. REORBIT VENUS INTO A NEAR EARTH-LIKE ORBIT
TO CREATE A BORN AGAIN EARTH (1990)

[PBlase]

> ALTER EARTH'S ORBIT AND TILT - STOP GLOBAL DISASTERS AND EPIDEMICS - ALTER
THE SOLAR SYSTEM. REORBIT VENUS INTO A NEAR EARTH-LIKE ORBIT - TO CREATE A
BORN AGAIN EARTH (1990)

Either this is one of the best parodies I've ever read, or this guy is on some
serious pharmacuticals. I'll treat it as the former. ("Reorbit Venus"?
Velikovsky again?)

[Doug Groseclose]

In article <6aisd1$hrn$1...@news.iastate.edu>,
ab...@iastate.edu says...
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>
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>
> Do you have more practical, a more realistic way
of fighting
>the tragedies, the ice storms, snow storms, El
Ninos, hurricanes,
>and all kinds of perennial catastrophes that are
caused by the
>existing orbit of the planet Earth - than TO JOLT THE
MOON TO
>JOLT THE EARTH INTO A NEW ORBIT?

Having asked this previously, on several occassions,
without response I will ask again anyway. Please
provide any reasonable evidence (non-anecdotal, not
opinion) that there is a connection between the orbit
of the Earth and the phenomena noted. Alternatively,
provide any evidence that a different orbit would
minimize/eliminate those phenonmena rather than magnify
existing phenomena and create yet undreamed of
additional unpleasantries.

[Paul]

Tell me the below message is a joke posted in the wrong place!

The Moon has such a significant effect upon the tides of the Earth
that if we "Jolted" it the effect would be

A) NOT to subsequently PULL the earth into some new orbit, but only
B) Devastate coastal cities from the massive disruption of the tides!

Tell me sir, are you on any medication that requires precise administration?
The proposal to adjust the moon to deal with "a corrupt" orbit is absolutely
rediculous. How did you come to the conclusion that the Earth's orbit is
corrupt? How do you come to the conclusion that adjusting the orbit will
make a eutopian environment of the planet? And more so, how do you
even begin to push the idea that moving Venus into a new orbit, (no
where near possible with the technology of today or the next few centuries)
will create a lovely new world for us to live on? Venus is not just growing
beautifiul gardens, but deals with incredible pressure, severe levels of sulfur
content in its atmosphere, and moving it away from the sun will NOT help it.

I demand supporting data for any claim, and more so, certificates of SANITY
for wild claims such as this.

Alexander Abian wrote:

> JOLT THE MOON TO JOLT THE EARTH
>

> A couple of hours after I posted under the subjec
>

> JOLT THE MOON TO JOLT THE EARTH
>

> as a more practical and realistically materializable substitute for my
> almost 7 year postings under the subject BLOW UP THE MOON. Almost
> immediately after my 2 hours ago posting of JOLT THE MOON TO JOLT
> THE EARTH (into a new orbit) many, many people reacted. In all
> of the reactions there is a tacit underlying feeling that JOLT THE
> MOON TO JOLT THE EARTH is the right, the practical and inevitable
> procedure to change the orbit of the Earth and to get rid of the
> 5 billion year decadent orbit of the planet Earth which plagued and
> continues to plague the human race and around which the human race
> was orbiting like a horde of speechless blindfolded slaves.
>
> Yes, people now realize that now (or in a very near future)we will
> have the nuclear arsenal to JOLT THE MOON !
>

> Do you have more practical, a more realistic way of fighting
> the tragedies, the ice storms, snow storms, El Ninos, hurricanes,
> and all kinds of perennial catastrophes that are caused by the
> existing orbit of the planet Earth - than TO JOLT THE MOON TO

> JOLT THE EARTH INTO A NEW ORBIT? Do You ??!! And tell me the
> truth , the deep truth in your hear of hearts aren't you convinced
> that TO JOLT THE MOON IN ORDER TO JOLT THE EARTH INTO A NEW ORBIT
> IS A MOST PRACTICAL WAY TO MAKE A RADICAL CHANGE IN THE FIVE
> BILLION YEAR OLD CORRUPT ORBIT OF THE EARTH.
>
> JOLT THE MOON is finally the practical way to impose our choice
> and our Selection on the Nature and reject Darwinian surrender to the
> being subjected to the Nature's selection.
>
> Do not begrudge me for arriving at a practically materializable
> solution after seven years of groping for a practical solution.
> It took me 7 years to crystalize the idea and to come to the
> conclusion that
>
> JOLT THE MOON TO JOLT THE EARTH (int a new orbit)
> is the way.
>
> With love Alexander Abian
> --
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ABIAN MASS-TIME EQUIVALENCE FORMULA m = Mo(1-exp(T/(kT-Mo))) Abian units.

> ALTER EARTH'S ORBIT AND TILT - STOP GLOBAL DISASTERS AND EPIDEMICS

> ALTER THE SOLAR SYSTEM. REORBIT VENUS INTO A NEAR EARTH-LIKE ORBIT

> TO CREATE A BORN AGAIN EARTH (1990)

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[John Savard]

ab...@iastate.edu (Alexander Abian) wrote:

>In all
>of the reactions there is a tacit underlying feeling that JOLT THE
>MOON TO JOLT THE EARTH is the right, the practical and inevitable
>procedure to change the orbit of the Earth and to get rid of the
>5 billion year decadent orbit of the planet Earth which plagued and
>continues to plague the human race and around which the human race
>was orbiting like a horde of speechless blindfolded slaves.

The Earth is in the *wrong* orbit around the Sun?

If the Earth's orbit could be improved, you might indeed have a good
idea. But the Earth's distance from the sun, as it now is, is within a
very narrow range within which life is possible.

> Do you have more practical, a more realistic way of fighting
>the tragedies, the ice storms, snow storms, El Ninos, hurricanes,
>and all kinds of perennial catastrophes that are caused by the
>existing orbit of the planet Earth - than TO JOLT THE MOON TO
>JOLT THE EARTH INTO A NEW ORBIT?

There was a recent article in the Atlantic Monthly about how global
warming may be nudging the Earth into a new ice age, by switching off
the Gulf Stream that warms Europe. Even the far more modest proposals
that article made need further study before action can safely be
taken.

Study of the Earth's climate is continuing. If that study leads
scientists to the conclusion that such extreme measures as you propose
are required, they will be given consideration.

One way to give the Earth a more equable climate by changing its orbit
would be to reduce the tilt of the Earth's axis relative to its
orbital plane. This would reduce the intensity of the seasons. An
out-of-ecliptic orbital change, however, would be harder to achieve
even with the help of the Moon.

John Savard

[Paul McFarlane]

Look idiot.
Just give me some of those drugs you are taking and everything will be fine.

I am sure that it is those drugs that are giving you these moronic ideas
that you cannot back up because you are an absolute idiot.

Idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.

You're just a bloody idiot.

Do some research before you put forth stupid ideas which are the equivelent
of "Hey, I'm hot. Let's blow up the sun".

Oh before I go, I would like to say you are an idiot.

Regards.

No one on Earth would give you any.

Alexander Abian wrote in message <6aisd1$hrn$1...@news.iastate.edu>...

>
>
> JOLT THE MOON TO JOLT THE EARTH
>

>A couple of hours after I posted under the subjec
>

> JOLT THE MOON TO JOLT THE EARTH
>

>as a more practical and realistically materializable substitute for my
>almost 7 year postings under the subject BLOW UP THE MOON. Almost
>immediately after my 2 hours ago posting of JOLT THE MOON TO JOLT

>THE EARTH (into a new orbit) many, many people reacted. In all

>of the reactions there is a tacit underlying feeling that JOLT THE
>MOON TO JOLT THE EARTH is the right, the practical and inevitable
>procedure to change the orbit of the Earth and to get rid of the
>5 billion year decadent orbit of the planet Earth which plagued and
>continues to plague the human race and around which the human race
>was orbiting like a horde of speechless blindfolded slaves.
>

>Yes, people now realize that now (or in a very near future)we will
>have the nuclear arsenal to JOLT THE MOON !
>

> Do you have more practical, a more realistic way of fighting
>the tragedies, the ice storms, snow storms, El Ninos, hurricanes,
>and all kinds of perennial catastrophes that are caused by the
>existing orbit of the planet Earth - than TO JOLT THE MOON TO