Your GOD loves you -- YES YOU!!!
Eric M. Schmeltzer
If my GOD loved me, yes ME! He would have kicked a little Miami ass for my
last game as a student at the Carrier Dome. Also, my GOD would have given
Winfred Walton the wisdom to get a 960 on his SAT. Also, my GOD would
have broken Tony Delk's ankle last year and given Ron Mercer severe
hemerroids if HE really loved me. So, to sum up, my GOD LIKES me, but he
don't LOVE me.
Eric
P.S. Also, my GOD wouldn't make me eat that damn Matzoh on Passover, if
he loved me so much. He'd let me eat some REAL bread.
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