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[SITH WAR 2002] Legal Proceedings..........

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Michael Ponte (Love Machine)

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Sep 11, 2002, 12:37:39 AM9/11/02
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Ponte and Jade sit to discuss things.
"Hey, wait a minute would you."
Jade shrugs
"Sure"
Ponte whips out phone and dials his lawyer.
"Hey Abe! How are you? Listen, I need you to take care of something for me.
No, I hid that body....."
Jade sits up at that and stares at Ponte. Mike shrugs and smiles. he returns
to the call.
"No. It is something else entirely. I want to divorce my father. Yeah Drake,
Drakette, whatever it calls itself these days.....Yes I know that He is
frozen. Will that be a problem....I see....What if I doubled your normal
fee? GREAT! Perhaps we could make is a multiple Lawsuit. All of Drake's kids
could divorce him. Excellent. See you later Abe!"
"You are divorcing Drake?"
"Yup. That was my Lawyer- Abe Vigoda. He says it is gonna be REALLY easy.
The laws of the land no longer care about the family unit."
"Very nice."
"Now as we were saying.........."
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Ponte and possible others are preparing to divorce Drake


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