[Sith War 2002] The Smell of Boredom
Rainbow Heron
The party was over and a hell of a part it had been. All the crew
members of the Jump-DMC had been up late sitting around the tv, eating
junk food, and taking bets on who would win the RASSM Election.
The food had been eaten, the bets had been exchanged (several times),
and the 'Puffs had done their penance by washing the ship (again).
Weeks later, the letdown was still bumming everyone out.
So badly in fact that the Pokemon had started actually playing Pokemon
on the portable Nintendo and Alice had gone to the store to get some
fresh trout and fruit for a new home-brewed non-alcoholic
trout-flavored beer recepie she had just thought up.
Everyone was bored and everyone was bitching about it. Even the
conversation was boring. Bitchy, but boring.
Ewanpuff: "<clickclickclick>I'm f**king BORED man! HEY! That was my
Shellder!!!"
Hamillpuff: "So find something better to do. <clickclickclick> Like
sending in Gyrados this time."
Ewanpuff: "I don't have a <clickclickclick> Gyrados! I traded it for
that Ponyta remember? <click> AHA! ICE BEAM!!!"
Ianpuff: "What I don't get is how they can hold an election around
here and still have no democracy. It STINKS! And we still don't know
who Sifo-Dyas is!"
Seanpuff: "Sure does. Stink I mean..."
Ianpuff: "Was there no Revolutionary War in this dimension?! Was there
no-"
Seanpuff: "...one of you farted didn't you?"
Hamillpuff: "<clickclick> Vine whi- Wha? Fart? No."
Ewanpuff: "<clickclickclickclick> Nope. But it'd be a nice change of
pace. I wonder if the Magmar here will fart. <click>"
Ianpuff: "FARTED?! I'm talking about-"
Seanpuff: "Something smells really bad in here."
Jedichu: "Yes it's Hamillpuff's game. He's destroying Ewanpuff in a
bad way. That's just sad."
Seanpuff: "I'm serious you guys, something smells terrible."
Ewanpuff: "Maybe Hot ROddish evolved?"
Seanpuff: "No it doesn't stink THAT bad."
Hot ROddish: "[HEY! Glooms don't stink!]"
Hamillpuff: "Maybe *he* fart- aw man, you just took out my
Bulbasaur!!! <clickclick> I'll get you for that!!!"
Hot ROddish: "[DID NOT!]"
Seanpuff: "It's not motor oil, but it smells hot."
Ianpuff: "Yes, like my anger. I want to know who Sifo-Dyas is and no
one's listening to me!!!"
PeterPika: "Pika!"
Hot ROddish: "[Hey! Alice and PeterPika are back!!!]"
Seanpuff: "That smell just got worse."
Ewanpuff: "Maybe they farted. Hey gimmie back that ol'
<clickclick>..."
Ianpuff: "You wanna take a vote on that?"
Hamillpuff: "<click> Hey why don't you go bitch at *them* big brother
and <click>leave us to finish the game?!"
Ianpuff swiped Hamillpuff's controller. "First, you didn't do your
fair share of washing the car so you shouldn't even be playing.
Second, don't talk that way to your older brother. Third, Alice is
back so we should at least go say 'hi'. And fourth, you can at least
respect what I'm saying!!!!!!!"
Everyone stared in awe.
Ewanpuff: "Woah dude, you used the Emperor voice on that one. I'm
impressed."
Ianpuff: "Humph."
Ewanpuff: "You sure you didn't fart?"
Ianpuff was just about to whack Ewanpuff over the head with the
controller when Alice walked in.
"Hey guys! I've got the new brew going!"
That brought a great and long-awaited cheer from the gang.
"And the Porkinites have finally managed to clone the Gonk!!! Gumby
showed me one- they're as small as you guys. REALLY cute, but look
out, they fart."
Everyone groaned.
Ianpuff turned to Seanpuff. "Well, at least you got *your* answer,
pal. Congratulations."
"Oh and another thing, someone claiming to be Sifo-Dyas is on the
radio. Don't ask me why or how, but I think one of the Porkinites
recently started listening to NPR thanks to Ianpuff's moping about
these days."
Everyone almost giggled but Ianpuff still looked pretty pissed.
"What's in the brew this time Alice?"
"The newest triple cocktail: trout, salmon, and smelt with a
smattering of cherries."
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SUMMARY:
-post-election has been a big let-down
-Gonk has been sucessfully cloned
-someone claiming to be Sifo-Dyas is on the radio
-Tilson owes me for this
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And yes the beer recepies are weird- but they taste great!
-Rainbow Heron
(sig misses the Sith Wars)
The archivist was beginning to worry as well.
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