Sith War 2002: Pre-emptive
Michael Ponte (Love Machine)
Michael Ponte (The Love Machine) and his lackey Sean Walsh are in
Ponte/Walsh headquarters busily printing out signs and making buttons for
the political race to decide once and for all- WHO IS SIFO-DIAS, and master
of Rassm...
"I don't know about this one Mike." Sean holds up t-shirt with Ponte lying
spread eagle on an American Flag with the words "Pick Ponte" above.
"I love that one. I had it printed for my failed presidential campaign back
in 2001"
"There was no election in 2001."
"Yeah, NOW you tell me! Where were you back then when I needed you!"
LM-69, Ponte's Droid rolls into the room and projects a holographic message
to it's master.
"Thank you LM. Walsh, we have a problem."
"What now?"
"Drake has something underhanded in store for the election. I think that my
former Father is going to rig the election."
"I thought that WE were going to rig it"
"Well, that was the plan, but he is far better at it than we are. We need a
back-up plan"
"We could kill him..."
"Nah, it's been done...WAIT! What happened to the remainders of my old Death
Star?"
"You mean the one Drake re-named into the Porn Star?"
"Yes. When did we ever have another Death Star?!"
"You never know!"
"Jackass..."
"One third of it smashed into the Mega Big Boy. The other 2/3's are still
out there I believe."
"Hmmmm. Sean, get me the phone number for Taco Bell."
"Sir?"
"Just do it....MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
SUMMARY:
Ponte is back
Ponte is plotting
Ponte is gonna kick your asses!
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Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
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