[NRG] Balance Point - Back by Popular Demand!
policrat'
on board!
> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus line of
> high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Simon H. Lee:
>>
>>> OH MY GAWD!
>>
>> It's full of shit!
> aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus
>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Simon H. Lee:
>>>>
>>>>> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus
>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Simon H. Lee:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus
>>>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Simon H. Lee:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> John Donchig <jdon...@earthlink.net> choreographed a chorus
>>>>>>>>>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Uh...I snipped some stuff every now and then...
>D>>>>>>>>>>>
>i>>>>>>>>>>> Bastard!
>d>>>>>>>>>>>
>j>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of course, that was some time ago.
>a>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know... I just felt I should have taken offense =)
>m>>>>>>>>>>>
>i>>>>>>>>>>>
>s>>>>>>>>>>>
>s>>>>>>>>>>> ...belated?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Besides, look what I did ;)
>m>>>>>>>>>>
>e>>>>>>>>>> Ghhkihdghjaagh!
>?>>>>>>>>>
>->>>>>>>>> *snicker*
>)>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> *marathon*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Do you have any idea how long this post is?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> RASSM's largest since 24th October... which was part of that reposted
>>>>>>>> Story Thread you were involved in... kept meaning to take up on it,
>>>>>>>> too...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Well, now it has a certain... way, being unfinished.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 'way?'
>>>>>
>>>>> Via!
>>>>
>>>> Passik!
>>>>
>>>> Militant Twi'lek Death Bitch...
>>>
>>> Plays the drums?
>>
>> You're confusing female RASSMers again...
>
> Or myself.
Aren't you doing that anyway?
>>>>>>>>> I should just post a binary and get it over with =>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'd have to flame you...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So would I. And wouldn't that be odd?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes... hmm... auto-da-fé?
>>>>>
>>>>> Fwoop.
>>>>
>>>> Spanish Inquisition!
>>>>
>>>> Starring...
>>>
>>> Monty...
>>
>> Python's...
>
> Fish-Slapping Dance?
Norwegians, anyone?
>>>>>>>>>Simon H Lee>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is the location of our minds even doubted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anymore?
>>>>>>>>>as>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who's asking?
>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Fang!>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> Nurr?
>>
>> Nobody expects the Balance Point Thread!
>
> That's probably why most people have it killfiled ;P
But how many of them have made the mistake of killfiling "BALANCE POINT
THREAD" rather than "[NRG] Balance Point"...
As I said...
Bring out the Comfy Chair!
On a related note - why and how did Thrawn have an e-z-boy as part of his
bridge furniture?
>>>> [snip]
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jmf?>>>>>jmf?>>>> jmf?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ehh??>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [is jmf really ee cummings?-]
>>>>>>>>>>>Is that your "Ehh?">>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yes>>>>>>>>> No.
Ehh?
>>>>
>>>> Oh, OK...
>>>
>>> Spoo!
>>
>> There is a hole in your spoon...
>
> Oh my, I'm terribly sorry, please don't get up...
Who... are... you...?
>>>>>>>> Oh, OK... I just like the sound... *jmf?*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I prefer YGTBSM! But it must be the "f" at the end.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Probably... it reminds me of *bamf!* and REMF...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And... erm... what does "YGTBSM!" mean...
>>>>>
>>>>> You Gotta Be Sh*ttin' Me!
>>>>
>>>> [checks toilet-bowl]
>>>>
>>>> Nahh...
>>>
>>> I beamed it out.
>>
>> That's a euphemism for 'sh*t', right?
>
> Heh.
That could be, too...
>>>>>>>>>>>> [I still want a better answer to this!]
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt it.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I can try!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> In essence, though, wasn't it a yes or no question?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Logically, yes, but it's one of those things, like John's claim to be
>>>>>>>> Italian (haven't heard from him since, have we?!) which was so
>>>>>>>> left-field that, whether true or not, it demanded silliness...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I see, said the proverbial blind man.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Meaning?
>>>>>
>>>>> Comprehension achieved...
>>>>
>>>> Hmm... notice how the two halves of the conversation ran into each other
>>>> there? Nice...
>>>
>>> Kaboom!
>>
>> [Time comes, and keeps coming...]
>>
>> We never did establish if John was Italian, did we?
>
> No.
I have no idea what the relationship between those two lines was... and is
it just me, or have we kept the mythos of this thread going for almost a
year?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One capital 'N' hardly settles the matter!-)
><-0->>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And then suddenly I thought, wouldn't it be nice
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>|.|>>>>>>>> if we were back on topic? And then I consider
>\_/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the subject line of this thread and remember that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we were for some time... and still scared
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone off ;)
>>>>>>>>>>
>-:X:->>>> Is that what I think it is?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Depends... what do you think it is?
>0=Y=0>>
>>>>>>>> What do you think I think it is?
>>>>>>>
>-(Z)-> What does my thinking have to do with this?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Everything... you thought of it...
>>>>>
>>>>> Point. Well, you're all a figment of my imagination.
>>>>
>>>> So the 'H.' stands for 'solipsist'?
>>>
>>> Actually, it's short for "Aristophanes."
>>
>> *Never* let Rim, Sal, Kim or Rakelle read the Lysistrata...
>
> I think they must have already.
Strange... but unfortunately true...
True...?
Apt, maybe?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We could try...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ....
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ....
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nah!-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bwahahaha...
>>>>>>>>S>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>P>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hahahahahaha...
>>>>>>>>A>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>C>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or should we just submit a "Knights who say Nrg!"
>>>>>>>>E>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skit to Star Wars Tales?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>C>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would be... odd. So it would definitely fit on
>>>>>>>>R>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Editors' Page =)
>>>>>>>>Y>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Worth a try?-)
>>>>>>>>N>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>G>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yub?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>O>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nub?
>>>>>>>>U>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>T>>>>>>>>>>>> E chu wawa!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>T>>>>>>>>>>>> Utinni!
>>>>>>>>O>>>>>>>>>>>
>I>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bo shuda...
>>>>>>>>B>>>>>>>>>>
>C>>>>>>E>>>>>>>>>> Da eitha!
>O>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>U>>>>>>F>>>>>>>>> Die wanna wanga?
>L>>>>>>I>>>>>>>>>
>D>>>>>>L>>>>>>>>> Poodoo!
>>>>>>>>>>L>>>>>>>>
>P>>>>>>E>>>>>>>> Oota goota?
>R>>>>>>D>>>>>>>
>O>>>>>>.>>>>>>> Ni!
>B>>>>>>.>>>>>>
>A>>>>>>.>>>>>> Oy vey.
>B>>>>>>>>>>>>
>L>>>>>>>>>>>> Och aye?-)
>Y>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oui.
>M>>>>>>>>>>
>A>>>>>>>>>> Psst!
>K>>>>>>>>>
>E>>>>>>>>> Off or on?
>>>>>>>>>>
>A>>>>>>>> Neither, I think...
>>>>>>>>>>
>J>>>>>>> "Oui..."
>O>>>>>>>>
>K>>>>>>>> "Psst!"
>E>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Think about it...
>A>>>>>>>
>B>>>>>>> We're in Casablanca?
>O>>>>>>
>U>>>>>> ROTFLOL! No... more phonetic...
>T>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sloshed, tanked?
>V>>>>
>I>>>> More literal...
>R>>>
>G>>> I know, I was just thinking of synonyms.
>I>>
>N>> synonyms for a homonym, I think...
>S>
>'> Onomatopoeia?
>>
>T "Oui..."
>HIGHS HERE AND NO-ONE WOULD READ IT EXCEPT C'Pi!
> P'kang!
Ni!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>\\>>>>>>>>>>>>>>//e're a product of the media, I tells ya.
>>>>T>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>\\>>>>>/\>>>>>//
>>>>H>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>\\>>>//\\>>>//> You may be the love-child of WorldVision
>>>>E>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>\\>//>>\\>//>> and the Seven Network, but that's
>>>>R>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>\_/>>>>\_/>>> something you want to keep to yourself...
>>>>E>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>><>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Along with the venerial diseases.
>>>>I>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>S>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> D'oh! I've said too much...
>>>><>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>N>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeeeeewww.
>>>>O>>>>>>>>>>>S<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>><>>>>>>>>>>>U<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hypocrite!
>>>>S>>>>>>>>>>>R<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>P>>>>>>>>>>>R<>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And?
>>>>O>>>>>>>>>>>E<>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>O>>>>>>>>>>>N<>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>.>>>>>>>>>>>D<>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>.>>>>>>>>>>>E<>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...
>>>>.>>>>>>>>>>>R<>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>>>>>>>>>>>> <*-g*>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>D<>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>O<>>>>>>>>>>> (.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>R<>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>O<>>>>>>>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T<>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>H<>>>>>>>>> Hypnotic....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Y<>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob bob bob...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>W>>>>>>>>>> BY BRIT EKLAND'S BOBBING BOOBIES!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>H>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>O>>>>>>>>>> Ehrm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>><><><><><<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>S<><><><><< It's a pleasant image...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>H>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>E>>>>>>>> Blue-throated boobies?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>?>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>?>(-o-)> You *know* what I mean... unless you're talking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>?>>>>>>> Chissettes...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>?>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>?>>>>> Yes. No. Non-sequitur.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Colosseum! (sp?)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Rhodes.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Nairn.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Narn.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Balfron!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Magrathea.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You know where Balfron is?
>>>>>
>>>>> My salad.
>>>>
>>>> Surely not!
>>>
>>> Middle-Earth?
>>
>> Plan 42 From the Planet Bourgeoise!
>
> The Proles are revolting.
Solyent Green is people!
>>>>>>>>>>W>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I>>>>>>> I know...
>>>>>>>>>>Z>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>A>>>>>> [pause]
>>>>>>>>>>R>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>D>>>>> Venison!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>O>>>> Caribou!
>>>>>>>>>>F>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stork!
>>>>>>>>>>O>>
>>>>>>>>>>Z>> Egret!
>>>>>>>>>>?>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Eejit!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Plato? Aristotle? Morons."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Immanuel Kant was a real pissant..."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Objectivism.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ghengis Khan, but Immanuel Kant...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Wars not make one great?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And the shades of Alexander and Frederick laugh...
>>>>>
>>>>> Gustaf.
>>>>
>>>> Y'notice every country has just one...?
>>>
>>> I doubt there was a Gustaf in Yemen.
>>
>> You'd be surprised...
>
> Yemen can be rather interesting.
Was that what you meant to yay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Donchig>
>>>>>>>>>>O>>>>>>>>>> Help me, Jill Marie Fritsche, you're my only
>>>>>>>>>>H>>>>>>>>>> hope!
>>>>>>>>>>.>>>>>>>>>> </Donchig>
>>>>>>>>>>.>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>.>>>>>>>>> Me? Why me?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>T>>>>>>>> You're the youngest and least corrupted? ;)
>>>>>>>>>>H>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>O>>>>>>> Aye, I am that.
>>>>>>>>>>U>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>G>>>>>> Give it a few years ;)
>>>>>>>>>>H>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>T>>>> Don't remind me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>S>>> Okay.
>>>>>>>>>>O>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It would be inconsiderate to remind him, or to smile =)
>
>>>>>>>>>> :�
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> â?¬:-)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> =Ð
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Irk! Sorry... that was supposed to be a Euro sign, not "â?¬"...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> One of my font sets has that, but I don't think it'll show up in
>>>>>>> generic Courier...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Terrible...
>>>>>
>>>>> Wouldn't you rather have pounds anyway?
>>>>
>>>> Frankly, no... I don't care what they call it, monetary union (at the right
>>>> time) is a good thing - and I like the Euro sign...
>>>
>>> Been to France lately?
>>
>> Peut-etre...
>
> Quelle epoch? :)
Pourquoi voulez-vous savoir, hien?
Ah, oui... les problems sont la faute de la Royaume-Uni (ou, etre juste, les
Anglais xenophobique, plutot les Thatcherites) parce'que ce serait meilleur
pour toute le monde si nous avons pret les bons preperations pour joinier
l'EMU depuis longtemps et si nous seront dans l'Eurozone aujourd'hui... mais
c'est tres difficile a expliquer aux stockbrokers - ou peut-etre simplement
les persuader - que l'economie nationale n'est pas simplement la bourse et
un 'service sector' monolithique, mais un agglomeration diverse qu'include
l'insustrie, les provinces et l'industrie rurale, que eu gravement blessée
parce'que les idiots cupideux de Londres ont fait encore un attempt sans
sophistication et sans vision pour immitater les techniques de John Law...
En bref, la trahaison financiel de Londres et le mythe resultante que notre
economie est 'different' a celle d'Europe a creu un situation en que la R-U
n'a pas joué sa role plus naturele dans la monde, et la bourse de Londres et
les physiocrats Anglais d'aujourd-hui ont donne les problemes immediate au
Eurozone et les problemes plus grave mais au moment moins visible au R-U
elle-meme...
Tout ça, c'est a mon avi, bien sur...
>>>>>>>>>> (has it ever struck anyone that the Trade Federation Battleship was
>>>>>>>>>> a Euro?)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I think you mentioned that once before. It always reminded me
>>>>>>>>> of the Quicktime logo.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Heh!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ah, the familiarity stage...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> =)
>>>>>
>>>>> Q
>>>>
>>>> Ni!
>>>
>>> Spanking!
>>
>> With a herring?! Can't be done!
>>
>> [Rakelle: Ouch!]
>
> ...fish-slapping dance.
Been there, done that...
Mmm... women who smell of fish...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=>>>>>>> Somebody's got to keep an eye on you guys......1st
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:)>>>>>> you create the 2000 post thread.....next you'll be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>;D>>>>>> secretly plotting to take over RASSM. ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?7>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!]>>>>> *cough*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>99>>>>>>>>> Ummmm....what would give you that idea? And
>>>>>>>>>>>Red>>>>>>>> how do we keep you quiet about it?
>>>>>>>>>>>Balloons>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "The easy way, or the hard way?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>B-52>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She'll ask for sex
>>>>>>>>>>>>><>D<>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>><>O<>> =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>><>N<>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>><>'<>> !!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>><>T<>> I agree.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.>> Mmm hmm.
>>>>>>>>>>N>>>>.>
>>>>>>>>>>C>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>C>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>->>>>> Who will ask for what in who's dreams????
>>>>>>>>>>1>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>7>>> I believe that was a statement in microcosm representing
>>>>>>>>>>0>>> a dream of each of our in macrocosm. We all three us wish
>>>>>>>>>>1>>> ANY woman would ask for sex with ANY one of us, period
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> =P
>=====(======>
>>>>\___|.>>>>
>>>>)----?>>> afternoon......
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> [tenditious and decontextualised cut in the middle of jmf's
>>>>>>>>>>>> sentence(or was it Nesha?)...]
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You found out later.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm still too shy to leave the light on...
>>>>>
>>>>> No mirrors on the ceiling for you?
>>>>
>>>> Except as a homage to Horace...
>>>
>>> Fascinating.
>>
>> "I exaggerated"
>
> There be whales here...
"We're going to attempt... time travel!"
[What I *really* hope is that _Enterprise_ turns out to be a new series of
_Quantum Leap_ and Sam Beckett's on a mission to retrospectively present
great chunks of recent Trek from ever happening...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now. I've got to let a 4 yr old play
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jar Jar's Adventure"......;-P
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>><>F<>>>>>> You're corrupting the child, you know that. Put down
>>>>>>>>>>>>><>R<>>>>>> the Jar Jar, and back away slowly....
>>>>>>>>>>>>><>E<>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>><>E<>> Careful... this stand-off's been going on for a *long*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time now...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And as nerves grow frayed the situation grows tense...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *boo!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>><>O<>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>><>M<>> *goose!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>><>A<>
>>>>>>>>>>>>><>R<> Falafel!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Matzoh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>Ni!>>>>Futomaki!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>No>>>>cous-cous!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nerf!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Barve!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The Death of Context!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes?!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's head, Jim.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "... Jmf?"
>>>>>
>>>>> "Çheetah! Çheetah! Çheetah!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>>>
>>>> WAMPA WAMPA!
>>>
>>> Utinni!
>>
>> Yub Yub!
>
> Yousa?
Yoda! You seek Yoda!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [KJA SUX!-]
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyone want to disagree?!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> For the sake of argument?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Might make an interesting topic for the next [NRG] thread...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ...whenever that rolls around. I think they're afraid.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> They always will be, given this...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hey, imagine stumbling onto AFW today...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [maniacal laugh]
>>>>>
>>>>> Verily... well, once that blew over you obviously found time to
>>>>> resurrect... THIS!
>>>>
>>>> Yep.
>>>>
>>>> =>
>>>
>>> OH MY GAWD!
>
> I did say that, didn't I?
Aye.
I'd like to make it clear that C'Pi has to take responsibility for this...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T>>>>>>>>>>>> Sithspit!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>H>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>R>>>>>>>>>>>> [Stack has his moments too]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>O>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>W>>>>>>>>>>> "Etheric rudder"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>>>>>>>>> Did you mean that to be read like that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>W>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>>>>>>>> Yes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Y>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>H>>>>>>>> "Snubfighter"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>E>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Imperial Cruiser.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>K>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>E>>>>>>> Pimping Pellaeon?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Y>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!>>>>> Not so common a phrase, I think.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!>>>> As "Imperial Cruiser"?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!>>> Jammin' Jar-Jar?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!>> Shmi Streetwalker?
>>>>>>>>>>>> !
>>>>>>>>>>>> Because?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> What, a random question in the middle of the thread chain?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <Darth Silurian>
>>>>>> It's not unusual...
>>>>>> </Darth Silurian>
>>>>>
>>>>> Should I be throwing women's undergarments at you?
>>>>
>>>> Who's been wearing them?-)
>>>
>>> Mae West.
>>
>> Smart-arse...
>
> At least half of my decisions are made there.
On the loo?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Darth Gimp?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could work...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *deep breath*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With that mask on? Not quite so menacing as Vader when it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> accompanied by the squeak of leather...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oiled leather?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> More like tight-stretched imitation leather...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Pleather?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Kia Cross?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lara Croft?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mara Jade...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sara Pezzini...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What the heck is it with heroines with names in "-ara"?
>>>>>
>>>>> Now there's a question. Largely made irrelevant since seeing
>>>>> Starship Troopers again a couple of days ago. (Okay, so it's a
>>>>> screwed-up movie... but it's got Denise Richards.)
>>>>
>>>> It's a *brilliant* movie!
>>>
>>> So you've said.
>>
>> You want to have a serious discussion? Here? Now?
>
> It can't possibly get any weirder?
We could try?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [and no, I don't know why I know what it sounds like either...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> We'll have to ask... hmm, how about Rakelle?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm... corset...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Bodice. Because I like saying "bodice."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Bodice.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *rip!*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> There's a certain utility for 'em.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 'swhat they're there for...
>>>>>
>>>>> BOOBIES! (Oh dear.)
>>>>
>>>> Quite =)
>>>
>>> Large wooden badgers.
>>
>> Moo... *thump*!
>
> "RUN AWAY!"
My name is... Tim!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark John Donchig:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Policrat' wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark John Donchig:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Oh hell, I can't keep my OE from messing everything
>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.....so Simon, John, Pol' or myself said one the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> following.....;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> And that's enough restoration work for now...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Just look at this place...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> What a revolting place this is...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Hey, is this the wretched hive of scum and villainy? Do you
>>>>>>>>> take checks?"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No, but they take cheques...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I *knew* you were going to say that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I know...
>>>>>
>>>>> *rim...*
>>>>
>>>> *...runner*
>>>
>>> Ringworld.
>>
>> Orbital...
>
> Rock
Pop
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think it was all of us, judging by what you chose to respond
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to below =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably... these things get like that...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially when they're restarted after a month of dormancy,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> during which
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> time the internal stream of consciousness has been lost.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Or when someone just does *something* with the wee arrows...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Who, me?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, you...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You talkin' to me?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Who?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You! Etc.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Aye?
>>>>>
>>>>> "Arrrr!"
>>>>
>>>> Whee!
>>>
>>> Ooh. La.
>>
>> Mmm... Lekku!
>
> "Brain, brain, what is brain?"
That your hentai porn again?
>>>>>>>>>>>> What the *fuck* did you do? Use the thread as the CPU for a Shadow
>>>>>>>>>>>> cruiser?!-)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Er... I tried to reduce the number of >s by using Replace
>>>>>>>>>>> With... it got a little out of hand.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Fool!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Who's the more foolish...?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Han or Ben? Ben or Luke? Luke or Han?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Benihana?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Does that mean anything else?
>>>>>
>>>>> Probably not?
>>>>
>>>> I asked you first?
>>>>
>>>> (*Spork*!)
>>>
>>> It's a chain of restaurants.
>>
>> "(*Spork*!)"?
>
> Heh.
ROTFLOLWTOLSDMFBTWSFFAIBDTOOMRTLOLAMUUNBATPIJCU...IDKW,WIRSMFTWHCB,OAILTPTN-
AISDIMA...IM,P? BPT?!
>>>>>>>>>> You probably want to fight a land war in Asia as well...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>AAAAA>>> And that's bad why?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>A>>
>>>>>>>>>>>AAAAA>> It had a half-shade of sense at one point? (Nah...)
>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>A>
>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>A> [again...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And that's bay *WHY*?-)
>>>>>>>>>>I>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I>>>> Moral high ground?
>>>>>>>>>>I>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is overrated.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially compared to the Flood Of Innuendo...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> *rimshot!*
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Shaft!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Who's ya black private dick...?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> has Shaft been spotted?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Gakk! That would fit neatly in the Sith War...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How convenient?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't tell me you missed that one?-)
>>>>>
>>>>> How else would I have known?
>>>>
>>>> It wasn't clear that you did...
>>>
>>> I was lurking.
>>
>> Yeah... what *did* happen to you in the Sith War, anyhow?
>
> I still can't see myself being in it.
Try now - no-one's watching...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> which roars up the Canyon of Lurve like an X-wing on a
>>>Rasta>>>>>>>>>>>> trench-run...
>>Mara>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's a PBS special in the making...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Really... just don't let John in the building while Rim's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> being interviewed...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>C>>> =)
>>>>>>>>>>>a>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>l>>>> Yeah yeah, act like you're not in it with me! =P
>>>>>>>>>>>a>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>m>>> I wonder if she's amused, flattered, frightened, or couldn't
>>>>>>>>>>>a>> give a damn less. Wanna start a pool?
>>>>>>>>>>>r>>
>>>>>>>>>>>i>> Mildly perturbed?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>S>>> Bored of the whole thing?
>>>>>>>>>q>>
>>>>>>>>>u>> Don't worry, it's just a Monday...
>>>>>>>>>i>
>>>>>>>>>d> ...but I can still lament my lack of a social life worth
>>>>>>>>>>> mentioning.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I meant the thread... =)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's just a sign that we've once again reached a harmonious
>>>>>>>>> thought-wave. The Jedi/Force thread was a nice attempt to start an
>>>>>>>>> argument, but philosophy confounds me :)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Blinded by metaphysics!-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> She blinded me with science?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What is it with these lyrics, anyway?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Better best forgotten?
>>>>>
>>>>> *brr* Yes.
>>>>
>>>> Are you the walrus?
>>>
>>> On Wednesdays. You realize how long this thread is? Of course
>>> you do.
>>
>> I know...
>
> You know how long it is *now*?
Nope... you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also likely.
>>>(red->>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>gold>>>>>>>>>>>>> Typical woman...
>>- and>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>green)>>>>>>>>>>> "Mmm... women."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>=)>>> Tastes like... herring...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>c>>>>>> Congratulations, you've just won the Eyebrow Raiser of the
>>>>>>>>>>>h>>>>>> Day award ;)
>>>>>>>>>>>a>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>m>>>>> :)
>>>>>>>>>>>e>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>l>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>>>>e>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>o>>> INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
>>>>>>>>>>>n>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> (BOOBIES!)
>>>>>>>>>>B>>
>>>>>>>>>>U>> Yes, they are nice.
>>>>>>>>>>T>
>>>>>>>>>>.> <munch!>
>>>>>>>>>>>.. DID YOU GET THE PUN!?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Which of us asked that?
>>>>>
>>>>> You, I think.
>>>>
>>>> Heh!
>>>
>>> Circles around we go.
>>
>> /\ _ /\
>> |=(o)=|
>> \/ ¨ \/
>
> Not bad.
I remember being rather pleased with it at the time...
>>>>>>>>>>> You can never eat just one?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> That's why they come in packs of two...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> *rim...*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *...runner*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ah, the alternative outcome. That works too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Like a well-oiled...
>>>>>
>>>>> Erisi.
>>>>
>>>> <SEEG!>
>>>
>>> The Producers?
>>
>> I'd sing, but JWK might get upset...
>
> Think he's reading this?
I wouldn't put it past him...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Simon H. Lee:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> John Donchig <jdon...@earthlink.net> choreographed a chorus
>>>>>>>>>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> (sorry, that was just instinctive...)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> *rimshot*
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> As, I imagine, was that...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Yes.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Heh!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Excitement!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Adventure!
>>>>>
>>>>> BOOBIES!
>>>>
>>>> (o)(o) :)
>>> \____/
>>
>> Self-portrait?
>
> o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o=
Conveyer-belt? Or just DNA?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You ever noticed that these posts always turn into a chorus of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smirks?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes. ;)
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :¬>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8*)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ¬
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> �
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> $
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ¥?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> £!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> DM!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> ¢
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Found that one, belatedly (<alt>+<4> on the Mac)... now all we have
>>>>>>>>>> to get is a deigamma for 'French Francs' and I'll be happy...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That's not a deigamma!-)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That isn't either!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Who said that?!
>>>>>
>>>>> You! (Aren't you glad this thread makes no sense now?)
>>>>
>>>> Kippers...
>>>
>>> Lox!
>>
>> Hypermatter!
>
> Peat!
Dud!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, not that *I* did any of that stuff,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>L>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, of course not!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>M>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>O>>>>>>>>>>> And we were but wee tykes back then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>S>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T>>>>>>>>>> *rug*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T>>>>>>>>> </me slaps the young lads with a kipper....>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>H>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>E>>>>>>>> Ow.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>S>>>>>>>> Fight back, young man!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>>>>> [Hands John a herring]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>R>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T>>>>>> "Ah...a herring....much like your father's..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>O>>>>> Heh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, but does it match the curtains?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>H>>> After I painted all over them...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>E>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ummm....should I read that like I *think* I'm supposed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>N>> to read it? Because if so, we need to talk.....After
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>R>> all, this is a family newsgroup!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>G>> =P
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>W> I noticed about two minutes later that that read
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I>> rather... wrongly. No, nothing like that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>E>>> Oh...maybe the problem lies with me for reading it that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>->>>> way....=P
>>>>>>>>>>>>S>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>W>>>>> Just think *happy* thoughts :)
>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>P>>>> Nasty minds you have.....
>>>>>>>>>>>P>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I>>> We're a product of the media, I tells ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>N>>
>>>>>>>>>>>G>
>>>>>>>>>>> CLUB.... but we gave up, since jmf is the only wife among us...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's a start.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes, but she'd probably object...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Most likely. Or her husband ;)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He's in Ohio, though...
>>>>>
>>>>> And as the joke goes, aren't we all?
>>>>
>>>> Not that I noticed... or was that then?
>>>
>>> Then.
>>
>> When?
>
> Earlier.
Remind me?
>>>>>>>>>>> Damn TV! It's taken away both my imagination and my ability
>>>>>>>>>>> to...
>>>>>>>>>>> ..
>>>>>>>>>>> ..
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Think!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Yes, that too.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So what were you *going* to say?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I forget.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Remember
>>>>>>
>>>>>> (*spork!*)
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer.
>>>>
>>>> BOUSSH: Yoko! Yoko!
>>>
>>> Plastic Ono.
>>
>> Imagine...
>
> Sir Jagger?
Jamie-Lee, Lady Hayden-Guest
Anyway, Dubyah and Mrs. Lenon?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You may be the love-child of WorldVision and the Seven
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Network, but that's something you want to keep to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Along with the venerial diseases.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ak!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> D'oh! I've said too much...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. Go on...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Modesty forbids.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does she?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You sly dog!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *rimshot*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd do the same, but John would feel left out... =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aww, thanks for thinking of me!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, otherwise the thread would be shorter.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrible when things like that happen...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does anyone else still read this?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <*shrug*>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *wind echo*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll here my boy,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of the wind across the sand,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> In that black baren land
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That bears the name of Xanadu!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ozymandias!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I met a traveller from an antique land,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> who said: "Two vast and trukless legs of stone
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand
>>>>>>>>>>>>> A shattered visage lies, whose wrinkled lip
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and sneer of cold command
>>>>>>>>>>>>> tell that the sculptor well those passions read
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the that mocked them, and the hand that fed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And on the pedestal, these words appear
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair'.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nothing beside remains, and all around
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The decay of that collossal wreck, empty and bare,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the lone and level sands stretch far away
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...like that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's from memory, and doesn't quite fit...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, close enough. I just remember "Ozymandias!" which does
>>>>>>>>>>>>> have a certain bad Spanish to it ;)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Buenos dias?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Ozzy Ardiles!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alice Cooper.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Shane Vansen...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Van Halen.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hale & Pace...
>>>>>
>>>>> Currier & Ives.
>>>>
>>>> Tikka Masala...
>>>
>>> Chicken Marsala.
>>
>> Fosh and chips!
>
> Chips and bits!
Deep-fried usunet-cache?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What people *don't* often know is that it was written in response
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to a sonnet that began with something like...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "In Egypt's land there stands a mighty foot..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> *butter!*
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Suet?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Baby oil.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> partially hydrogenized soybean oil
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> spinnach!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Kippers!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hard of herring!
>>>>>
>>>>> Pickled pike!
>>>>
>>>> Smoked Sal...
>>>
>>> Cheesy Cheetah.
>>
>> Salted Rims!
>
> *boggle*
> Pungent Pol'?
Eau d'Ewok?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't know that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any new thoughts now you do?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Simon no function beer well without."
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> That's fluent Scots!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No stereotyping?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Well... maybe a wee bit...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> =)
>>>>>
>>>>>> )
>>>>
>>>> !
>>>
>>> .
>>
>> ?
>
> ^
=
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but all of my friends slept around
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite a bit in the 80's.....married or no, kids or no,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AIDs or no, even here in Utah......;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Utah? Land of the LDS? You lie!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And there goes my last hope for American
>>>>>>>>>>>>> morality...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What better way to get a guy to marry you than the ol'
>>>>>>>>>>>>> shotgun wedding?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, feigning pregnancy comes to mind...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is one of those strange moments that I'm actively glad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you're not a woman...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would be a sexy bitch, lemme tell ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's another of them... =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can keep 'em coming.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would have been a pun had I been speaking it out loud.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Is this a good time for a colorful innuendo?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spit it out, then...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you like Italian sausage?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I prefer the country's women...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did the Carthaginians, and I don't need to remind you what we
>>>>>>>>>>>>> did to them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> By the way, I'm Italian,
We chose an odd half of this comment to comment on...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and yes women do love our sausage(s) =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Donchig" is Italian?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's so blatantly wrong it's beautiful...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bwahaha.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Adventure! Heh! Excitement! Heh! Sausage...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stop... *saying*... that!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Inconceivable!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, "Inconcievable!" goes with...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "You keep saying that!"...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But "Stop... *saying*... that!" goes with...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know! That's the fun part!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Really? Or are you just hiding your donkey?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> My donkey does not hide, thank you...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And babblefish fails again... =)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Is that what they're calling it these days?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You can't say 'My ass does not cover'...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> (and the English language vanishes avec un pouf de surrealisme)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Mangeons le gateau?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pourquoi le gateau?
>>>>>
>>>>> C'est la.
>>>>
>>>> Es-tu sur?
>>>
>>> Vraiment.
>>
>> Mais oui? Eh bien...
>
> "Un cadeau."
> "Quoi?"
Communique du Front Dadaist pour la Liberation de Utopia
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Hallo. My nam' is Inigo Montoya. You keeld ma fada. Prepare to
>>>>>>>>> die.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hallo.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My nam' is Inigo Montoya. You keeld ma fada. Prepare to die.
>>>>>>>>> Hallo.
>>>>>>>>>>> My
>>>>>>>>>>>>> nam'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is Inigo Montoya. You keeld ma fada. Prepare to die. Hallo. My
>>>>>>>>> nam'
>>>>>>>>>>> is
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Inigo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Montoya. You keeld ma fada. Prepare to die. Hallo. My nam' is
>>>>>>>>> Inigo
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Montoya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You keeld ma fada. Prepare to die. Hallo. My nam' is Inigo
>>>>>>>>> Montoya.
>>>>>>>>>>> You
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keeld ma fada. Prepare to die. Hallo. My nam' is Inigo Montoya.
>>>>>>>>> You
>>>>>>>>>>>>> keeld ma
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fada. Prepare to die. Hallo. My nam' is Inigo Montoya. You keeld
>>>>>>>>> ma
>>>>>>>>>>>>> fada.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Prepare to die. Hallo. My nam' is Inigo Montoya. You keeld ma
>>>>>>>>> fada.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Prepare
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to die..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yadda yadda...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You're supposed to read it very fast, hear the clash of swords and
>>>>>>>>> see
>>>>>>>>>>>> them fighting through the halls of the castle...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Okay. =)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Stop sounding so damn supercilious!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Sure.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> =)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And?
>>>>>
>>>>> Okay.
>>>>
>>>> Righty-oh...
>>>
>>> Stiff upper lip.
>>
>> :-{D
>
> :-})
:-|)
Hmm...
>------
/OO\ - >======
[]==<====|-]>======
\OO/ - >======
>------
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John Donchig <jdon...@earthlink.net> choreographed a chorus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Oh hell, I can't keep my OE from messing everything
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.....so Simon, John, Pol' or myself said one the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> following.....;-)>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think it was all of us, judging by what you chose to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> respond to below =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably... these things get like that...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially when they're restarted after a month of dormancy,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> during which time the internal stream of consciousness has
>>>>>>>>>>>>> been lost.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And that's bad why?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> For us? It ain't! For them....well....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You ever noticed that these posts always turn into a chorus of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> smirks?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> When people are as consistently amusing to themselves and to each
>>>>>>>>>>>>> other as we three are, its simply inevitable!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nien Nunb!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mah thung id num... Ma thung..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Koi liet Noi!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't this in the other post? :)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Utinni!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> E chuta!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Da eitha!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Di wanna wanga?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poodoo!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eblibli eblibli ebliblah!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ni!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Nrg!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> INXS?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is one of those strange moments that I'm actively glad
>>>>>>>>>>>>> this not a woman...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would be a sexy bitch, lemme tell ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's another of them... =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can keep 'em coming.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would have been a pun had I been speaking it out loud.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Is this a good time for a colorful innuendo?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spit it out, then...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> But first chew 32 times on each side.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> How very Zen...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 42?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "You idiots! You blew it up! Damn you all to hell!"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "I met a traveller from an antique land,
>>>>>>>>>> Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
>>>>>>>>>> Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
>>>>>>>>>> A shattered visage lies..."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> KHAAAAANNNNNNN!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Buried alive... buried alive...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> At least he's consistent.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "round perdition's flames and round the moons of Nibian"?
>>>>>
>>>>> He did a lot of reading in his spare time. And he did blame
>>>>> that revenge line on the Klingons...
>>>>
>>>> Evidently a Trekkie when he was a despot back in the late twentieth
>>>> century...
>>>
>>> Funny how we've passed that by a few years now. (Scott Bakula
>>> on Star Trek???)
>>
>> Yeah...
>
> And in the meantime, the series premiered and went through 6
> episodes...
What, _Firefly_?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Six by nine?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> two-by-four...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1138
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> T-16...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 327
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..5 past lightspeed...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Echo Station Three Eight
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Always two there are, no more, no less... a Master, and an
>>>>>>>>>>>>> apprentice...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> There can be only one!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nobody does it better...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Octopussy?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Mew!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "I must be dreaming."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Nobody does it better...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Named after your father, of course.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Which is frankly, just twisted...
>>>>>
>>>>> Ah, the old days.
>>>>
>>>> Bond.
>>>>
>>>> James Bond.
>>>
>>> And not the Welsh one.
>>
>> Welsh?
>
> Welsh?
You started it!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jill Marie Fritsche" <jill-...@NOSPAMatt.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> choreographed a chorus line of high-kicking electrons to spell
>>>>>>>>>>>>> out:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that why I was getting hate e-mail over this Balance
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Point thread? ;-) These three NRG members are
>>>>>>>>>>>>> renegades.....they cannot be controlled, I tell you.....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean like the A-Team?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> In 1972 a crack fanboy unit was sent to AFS by a Shaven Wookie
>>>>>>>>>>>>> court for a thread they didn't commit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> These men prompty escaped from a maximum-security filk to the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> RASSM underground.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Today, still wanted by the oldbies, they survive as
>>>>>>>>>>>>> posters-of-fortune.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you have a problem; if no-one else can help; if you can
>>>>>>>>>>>>> find them, maybe you can hire...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The NRG Team!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You asked for it, goldenrod...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I suppose I did.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should more than suppose!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *rimshot*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Goldenrod's doing a *rimshot* now...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Heh... he said 'rimshot.'"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Think about it...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eee.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're never going to be able to say *rimshot!* it in the same
>>>>>>>>>>>>> way again, are you...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't worry, I will =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Don't worry, I will =)"! *Now* I'm worried!-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *tittering*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> !-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boo?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> eclair, actually...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm, pastry.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Women and food!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Perfect Together.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> New game... which food should be eaten with which female RASSMer/female
>>>>>>>> SW character?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oy vey.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's neither the one nor the other...
>>>>>
>>>>> No, but... eww. Than again, is anyone paying attention?
>>>>
>>>> Probably... which kinda worries me...
>>>
>>> Well, when they see a 3000 line post...
>>
>> Doesn't happen that often, does it?
>
> Not here, not all at once.
I still say we should stick some binaries in... and post in html...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jill Marie Fritsche wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They're baack.......
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know we were missed =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> We were missed?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I figure that if we'd been hit I'd want a chance to shoot
>>>>>>>>>>>>> back.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> From the hip?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *rimshot!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Verily...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yea...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oy!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nutter!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Butter!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Putter!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blubber!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tellytubbies!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wa-wa!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Eh-oh!", surely...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> *surely!*
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Don't call me Shirley.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, John...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Thank you.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No worries!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Be happy!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I heard Bobby McFerrin killed himself in a fit of depression...
>>>>>
>>>>> Irony again.
>>>>
>>>> Gunmetal, IMHO...
>>>
>>> Gray?
>>
>> Not quite...
>
> Green.
Red-gold and green...
[do I need to make clear that the punctuation is deliberate?]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Again!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [And an intro that could be from "Sergeant Pepper" or "Sing When
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're Winning" begins again...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "...we came in."
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I know... though actually, I wasn't thinking of that then... I
>>>>>>>>>>>> think...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Does this make up for missing the other Pink Floyd reference?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Not really...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I didn't think so either.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I know...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Carbonite?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What *is* carbonite, anyway...
>>>>>
>>>>> It's... stuff.
>>>>
>>>> What kind of an answer is that?!
>>>
>>> A short one?
>>
>> In a thread like this?!
>
> Increasingly so.
Och!
There are too many short answers, and not enough discussion of
characterization and tech quibbles in Kathy Tyers' SW novels...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kids! Guys don't like gals with kids! Geez, get
>>>>>>>>>>>>> your mind out the gutter.....;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why? It likes it there! =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can look up Rim's skirt...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Whee?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Where?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Whither?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Wherefore?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Art thou Romeo?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> His mother didn't like the name Guido.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Makes sense...
>>>>>
>>>>> *You know.*
>>>>
>>>> Which of us gets to shoot the stormtrooper?
>>>>
>>>> Rakelle?
>>>
>>> How about Sal? She seems perky enough.
>>
>> Mmm... DeathBitch...
>
> Oh dear.
Look... she's working on The Longest Post Ever To Appear on RASSM ... I
think we may be causing her some problems...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Natch.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, her ears must ring every time we get
>>>>>>>>>>>>> together....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do my best to keep my Rim thoughts to myself...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But we know you have them... as you said, stream of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *something*...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stream?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> There IS a reason his name is known by all Highland women
>>>>>>>>>>>>> between the ages of 16 and 45.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Lad, I don't know where y'been, but I see you won first
>>>>>>>>>>>>> prize!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aye!-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So certain, are you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, just playing to character...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> No pictures please.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of what?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [innocent look]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, there's that thing with the whip...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soon!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> (there are, unfortunately, photos...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Will I regret asking?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's more interesting just to give people ideas...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhinoceros!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Some ideas I prefer not to dwell on...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Explain!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not thinking of you nearly naked with a whip, so that my only
>>>>>>>>>>>>> exposure to the idea will be the pictures. Because otherwise it
>>>>>>>>>>>>> would be traumatizing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Trust me, the pictures are traumatic enough...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ehrm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Trust me... I'm a Scotsman...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With a whip...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> So we hear =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes. Imagine.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> All the people?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Living a life of ease...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> da da da da daaa da-da dah...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Park Life!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Puttin' on the Ritz.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Moon River...
>>>>>
>>>>> Meat Loaf.
>>>>
>>>> Let it be.
>>>
>>> In the Age of Aquarius.
>>
>> Cream...
>
> Jefferson Starship.
Are officially part of SW EU continuity...
>>>>>>>>>>>> That is all.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> End communication.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> *skrt!*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Yes, Plan 9.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> From Outer Mongolia!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Grr!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yub-yub, Commander!
>>>>>
>>>>> Utinni!
>>>>
>>>> Ni!
>>>
>>> Bring out yer dead.
>>
>> "She's a Duck!"
>
> "A newt?"
"Very small rocks?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> We're a product of the media, I tells ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> All old repeats and self-indulgent commentary...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You may be the love-child of WorldVision and the Seven
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Network, but that's something you want to keep to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Along with the venerial diseases.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> D'oh! I've said too much...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeeeeewww.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hypocrite!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <*-g*>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ___
>>>>>>>>>>>>> __/_|_\__
>>>>>>>>>>>>> /(o)---(o)\
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's a T-47 with BOOBIES!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ROTFL!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well it *is*!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FACPOV...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you got any better ideas?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was trying to ASCII a car...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You did better than you could have possibly imagined...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Depending on where your mind was when you were looking at it...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, but this is RASSM!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good point, that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [smug smirk]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's the smirking again...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On a serious note... has Luke ever truly recovered from Endor?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Wow, sudden on-topicness.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> We'd tried everything else...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Just about.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But seriously... there was probably good left in Vader precisely
>>>>>>>> because he thought he'd embraced the Dark Side fully; similarly Mara
>>>>>>>> had no concept of Light and Dark, so wasn't tainted... but Joruus
>>>>>>>> C'baoth, Dark Luke, and Kyp, all FttDS because they thought they could
>>>>>>>> hold on in the light...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Paving the road to hell and all that? Hubris?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Aye... to a degree it explains the confusion of Force and godhead... the
>>>>>> Jedi need a moral compass, even if - IMHO - they've got a muddled and
>>>>>> ultimately dangerous construct for the binacle...
>>>>>
>>>>> Even more fun when you're supposed to *be* the moral compass.
>>>>
>>>> True... basically, Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
>>>>
>>>> Palpatine's the one who quotes Cicero, after all...
>>>
>>> The watchmen.
>>
>> Not quite... Goldwater Republicanism...
>
> So whatever did happen to the Force and the godhead in Star by
> Star?
Jacen forgot about it in _Traitor_... if you think about it, what he was
supposed to do was _stand fast_... and he's *moved* massively... none of
what's happened in DW necessarily means that Jacen and Vergere's attitude is
what's the *best* for the Jedi - and there's some interesting discussion
over on the TF.N boards about the possibility that Jacen is now self-deluded
about the fact he's using the Dark Side... the 'non-lethal' variety of
Force-lightning, indeed!
But to continue from what we were just discussing above, did Vergere - like
Joruus C'baoth - fall to the Dark Side because she thought she *couldn't*
and *wouldn't*? Certainly, her training methods seem a lot like those which
C'baoth used on Jomark... and her context seems similar...
>>>>> Nice direct reasoning, though.
>>>>
>>>> Thank you...
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your
>>>>>>>>>>>> destiny..."
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Well, it was proved wrong, at least in Vader's case. Though of
>>>>>>>>>>> course he did die shortly afterward. And then there's the EU...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And just look at Kyp...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "That boy ain't right."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ROTFLOL!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Merci.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Whatever happened to the Outland Dragoons?
>>>>>
>>>>> Eh?
>>>>
>>>> Outland Kesselian Dragoons... kick-ass military unit from one of the ANH
>>>> draft scripts...
>>>
>>> They got drafted out? (Obviously)
>>
>> *groan*!
>
> Yes =)
Pretty much...
>>>>>>>>>>>> ***
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> And on a related note...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ("Sister... so, you have a twin sister... if you will not join us
>>>>>>>>>>>> then perhaps she will!")
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Why are Luke's feelings for Leia so much stronger than his
>>>>>>>>>>>> feelings for Han, Lando, Wedge, and every other being in the GFFA?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> She slipped him the tongue?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Well?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Hey, that would change my opinion. Except I don't have a
>>>>>>>>> sister.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Uhh... OK... still, young Carrie, tongue...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *slurp*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mmm... bikini...
>>>>>
>>>>> Metal bikini!
>>>>> Oh, and evidently plastic surgeons are the group most sorry to
>>>>> see Baywatch go after all these years.
>>>>
>>>> Unsurprisingly...
>>>
>>> Good for business.
>>
>> Why, though?
>
> Not because I wanted to look like David Hasselhoff.
There's always VIP...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Remember that whole 'unsatisfactory' thing about Vader's
>>>>>>>>>>>> redemption? What *is* it with Skywalkers and family ties?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Not really...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Why Luke? After *everything* he's done, or been a party to...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It wouldn't be much of a story otherwise?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> True... but it's still *wrong*...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's a movie?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Shh... don't tell RASSM...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Camelot!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Uhh?
>>>>>
>>>>> "It's just a model."
>>>>
>>>> <G!>
>>>
>>> *rimshot*
>>
>> Tequila!
>
> Margaritaville.
Y'quhat?!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Or is that an Ep.II/III spoiler.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Is blood thicker than cum?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Not... going... there.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It was a serious point, just wrapped up in latex...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> One hopes.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Aye!-)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I practice safe posting!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Everyone's glad to hear that =)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Really?
>>>>>
>>>>> I'd hope...
>>>>
>>>> The alternative might be interesting, though...
>>>
>>> It might reproduce and become... very large.
>>
>> Pregnant Mara!
>
> Cranky deathbitch!
Salted Rims!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> but all of my friends slept around
>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite a bit in the 80's.....married or no, kids
>>>>>>>>>>>>> or no, AIDs or no, even here in Utah......;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Utah? Land of the LDS? You lie!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And there goes my last hope for American
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> morality...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What better way to get a guy to marry you than the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ol' shotgun wedding?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, feigning pregnancy comes to mind...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is one of those strange moments that I'm actively
>>>>>>>>>>>>> glad you're not a woman...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would be a sexy bitch, lemme tell ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wait'll you see a 70-year-old man in drag. I have...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll get over it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's what they said about the time I saw Kent sitting
>>>>>>>>>>>>> there, naked, with a bowl of Jello, and yet I still have
>>>>>>>>>>>>> nightmares.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I see... not, and gladly so.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Y'quhat?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, no naked males sitting in Jello please...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I quite agree...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [memo to self... don't mention the fetish party last friday
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> night...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Uh huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aye...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naked females, though... that's a different matter...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yes...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooooh yeeeeaahhhhhhh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ja.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oui.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Si.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Da.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *nod*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Och aye!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Arr!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who's ya Sith Lord!?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> At this point I'm noticing that gluing all of the subthreads
>>>>>>>>>>>>> together has produced quite a few repetitions of the Utah bit...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Multiple Utahs!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> That's what you get when you marry a lot of threads to one post...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Funny, I was just talking about the Mormons the other day.
>>>>>>>>>>> While having a beer.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ?!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ironic, isn't it?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yep!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is the lack of answer here ironic?-)
>>>>>
>>>>> Yep!
>>>>
>>>> Heh!
>>>
>>> Is this a small green creature I see before me?
>>
>> Yaddle!?
>
> A gecko?
You seem to be making some strange link between 'ironic' and 'green'...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Donchig>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Help me, Jill Marie Fritsche, you're my only
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hope!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Donchig>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Me? Why me?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're the youngest and least corrupted? ;)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aye, I am that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Give it a few years ;)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't remind me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Okay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Somebody's got to keep an eye on you
>>>>>>>>>>>>> guys......1st you create the 2000 post
>>>>>>>>>>>>> thread.....next you'll be secretly
>>>>>>>>>>>>> plotting to take over RASSM. ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *cough*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ummmm....what would give you that idea? And
>>>>>>>>>>>>> how do we keep you quiet about it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "The easy way, or the hard way?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She'll ask for sex
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> !!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I agree.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm hmm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who will ask for what in who's dreams????
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Bosom!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> M...ammals!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Mmm... mammaries!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> *bong*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *spork!*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *twang*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But what are you twanging...?
>>>>>
>>>>> Wouldn't you not like to know?
>>>>
>>>> (o)(o)...?
>>>
>>> You keep on using that word...
>>
>> INDEEEED?
>
> boobies
(o)(o)
small & humble...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I believe that was a statement in microcosm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> representing a dream of each of our in macrocosm. We
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all three us wish ANY woman would ask for sex with ANY one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of us, period =P
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ....who will actually post something on BP this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> afternoon......
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ah, so it was edited above =)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> As you saw I saw...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now. I've got to let a 4 yr old play "Jar Jar's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Adventure"......;-P
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're corrupting the child, you know that. Put down
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Jar Jar, and back away slowly....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Careful... this stand-off's been going on for a *long*
>>>>>>>>>>>>> time now...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And as nerves grow frayed the situation grows tense...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *boo!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *goose!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Falafel!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Matzoh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Futomaki!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> cous-cous!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nerf!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Barve!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [KJA SUX!-]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Venison.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Grouse.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Quail!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pheasant!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Duck!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "What's a duck?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Partridge!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...Family.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jefferson Starship!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Led Zeppelin.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ford Prefect...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fox Mulder.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wulf Yularen.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blake.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Seven.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> David Fincher.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> *WHO!?*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Did you check?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> IMDB?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Good choice.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ahh... was he responsible for the Ewoks?
>>>>>
>>>>> No. Seven.
>>>>
>>>> .... of Nine...
>>>
>>> Boing.
>>
>> Boing.
>
> P'tang!
'T'Pol', surely?
>>>>>>>>>> (Peter Davidson...)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "You can't put Peter Davidson in a cow skin!"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I should know the context, shouldn't I...?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Neil Gaiman's book on tHHGttG...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What was that cackle of consonants?!
>>>>>
>>>>> Hitch-Hiker's Guide to...
>>>>
>>>> ....the GFFA...?
>>>>
>>>> I feel a crossover coming on...
>>>
>>> Oh my.
>>
>> Hey... that wasn't a bad one...
>
> Increasingly misleadingly named.
What, "Balance Point Thread"?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chorus line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark John Donchig:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Policrat' wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark John
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Donchig:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Oh hell, I can't keep my OE from messing everything
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.....so Simon, John, Pol' or myself said one the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> following.....;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think it was all of us, judging by what you chose
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to respond to below =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably... these things get like that...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially when they're restarted after a month of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> dormancy, during which time the internal stream of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> consciousness has been lost.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And that's bad why?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It had a half-shade of sense at one point? (Nah...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [again...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And that's bay *WHY*?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Moral high ground?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is overrated.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> cummings...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Goings...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> *Dong!*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ding dong?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "...the Nightsister is dead!"?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Speaking of which, I found the final issue of "Infinity's End" really
>>>>>>>> disappointing...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm still weighing the use of all of the Ep. I concept art in
>>>>>>> the Ep. I-era comics, such as the Sith Witch... hey, it's an old trick,
>>>>>>> but...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Setting aside the logical flaws of why her Jedi father is helping her
>>>>>> wreak revenge, I like Quin's new partner...
>>>>>
>>>>> Has potential. Of course, I also find Villie amusing, in a
>>>>> "Can't someone just shoot him?" sort of way.
>>>>
>>>> Overused, maybe...
>>>
>>> ...so where has he been since this thread first started?
>>
>> Donchig?
>
> Villie?
Ah? You want me to answer that question again?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially compared to the Flood Of Innuendo...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> cummings...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Eeyore.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Is *that* what she said?-)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oh my, what are we thinking?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What else?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Scotch?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ahhh...
>>>>>
>>>>> Lindeman's Kriek.
>>>>
>>>> *WHAT!*
>>>
>>> Belgian cherry beer.
>>
>> Ehh...
>
> Not as scary as the currant beer.
Maybe they're trying to scare the Germans...?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> which roars up the Canyon of Lurve like an X-wing on a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> trench-run...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's a PBS special in the making...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Really... just don't let John in the building while Rim's being
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interviewed...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Restraining order...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought I hadn't seen him around in a while...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> But it seems they let him out.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lock up your wives and daughters, RASSM!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "The big Dick is here! Get ready!" --Adrian Cronauer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> From _Good Morning, Vietnam_.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ah...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *nod*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> !
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> })
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ______
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> / \\
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |____/¬' //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /_____|_|_ //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> / \ \\ //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |-- //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | ||| //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |[# //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | ||| //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |\| //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | | \ //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | | /OE
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |_ UE
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |||
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |||
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |||\
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |/|/
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |I|
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |I|
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |I|
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |_____|II
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> \_ L__\
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 0
>>>>>>>>>>>>> \|/
>>>>>>>>>>>>> |
>>>>>>>>>>>>> /|\
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> \ 0 /
>>>>>>>>>>>> (o) (o)
>>>>>>>>>>>> |
>>>>>>>>>>>> / \
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> (o) (o)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> \_/\_/
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ?-)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 42
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ah, they are, aren't they...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In Liverpool.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Start a revolution from my bed...
>>>>>
>>>>> "They say you want a revolution..."
>>>>
>>>> "Well, you know..."
>>>
>>> "...we came in."
>>
>> National Express...
>
> Steam locomotive.
Convoy!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Oh hell, I can't keep my OE from messing everything
>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.....so Simon, John, Pol' or myself said one the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> following.....;-)>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think it was all of us, judging by what you chose to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> respond to below =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably... these things get like that...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially when they're restarted after a month of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dormancy, during which time the internal stream of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> consciousness
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has been lost.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And that's bad why?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> For us? It ain't! For them....well....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You ever noticed that these posts always turn into a chorus of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> smirks?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes. ;)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :¬>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ah, the ASCII again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Kurtz>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The ASCII... the ASCII...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Kurtz>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Valkyries.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I love the smell of Ã?heetah! in the morning!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <the NRG begin to sing>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Da da da da-dah! Da da da da-dah!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dum-dum-dum dum-de-dum dum-de-dum...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bong!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Monty...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Python's...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Flying!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Circus!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> *riff*
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> [Liberty Bell!]
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> `And now for something, completely different'...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Boobies!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Aye?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [Gilliam-style boobies appear in the sky over planet RASSM...]
>>>>>
>>>>> *pop*
>>>>> Rolling hills with pinkish tops?
>>>>
>>>> Very small Jedi...
>>>
>>> Oh dear.
>>
>> Yoda?
>
> "The horror..."
"Mistah Vader... he dead..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's the cheesiest!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's the queasiest!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> How much cheese? A lot of cheese.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> More cheese than most of us have had hot [deleted]...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> All righty then!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Okeyday!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *Jabba eats a frog*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [burp!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> How wude!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Thankyouverymuch.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Mypleasure.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know, I'm a charity case if ever there was one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hear that, girls?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt Rim's reading, I'm afraid... or is it jmf
>>>>>>>>>>>>> you're chasing now...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nah, she has kids, doesn't she? I was thinking more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> along the lines of a cute newbie who may be lurking at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moment....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh fine! Disqualify me just because I have two
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> young kids and am unhappily married, will you? ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know, damn my overdeveloped sense of honor =P
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is the problem with single guys these days,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> too many limitations..... Very different than the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 80's.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Care to illuminate that last with something more
>>>>>>>>>>>>> concrete? Hmmm???
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kids! Guys don't like gals with kids! Geez, get your
>>>>>>>>>>>>> mind out the gutter.....;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why? It likes it there! =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can look up Rim's skirt...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Again...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Teletubbies?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Rimrunner=Tellytubby?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> There's a disturbing juxtaposition.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Well, it was what the sense of the thread implied... maybe if we put
>>>>>>>> them all on diets?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Then we'd have very thin monkeylooking things in primary
>>>>>>> colors...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What would happen to the habermanned-in TV-screens?
>>>>>
>>>>> What??
>>>>
>>>> the TVs on the tellytubbies
>>>
>>> Oh, them. They'd bulge, I think.
>>
>> Unless we got the Japanese involved?
>
> Most likely.
That gives me an idea about twisted tellytuby upgrade fanfic...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Natch.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, her ears must ring every time we get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> together....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrible, isn't it...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And then some.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (in the unlikely event she's wearing a skirt... but
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John's an optimist... =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As optimistic as a cynic can get, anyway =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> A paradox! A paradox! A simply amazing paradox!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Damn, I got called on it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone would have eventually...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> True. Have a bud and forget about it...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Newcastle brown ale...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Newkie brown!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "The ales of the English are bitter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> At Maldon on the Rye..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That they are. Still trying to track down Rim's Obsidian Stout
>>>>>>>>>>>>> though.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I could probably slip a blaxploitation gag in here...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would be excessive...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, you know what they say about the size of their...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *ba-dum bump!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *steakknife!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shut yo' mouth!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *rimshot!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Won'tcha buy some cheese?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Depends on the cheese...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I feel a skit coming on.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> This is silly...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> =)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You betcha!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Aye.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Good. We agree.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On what, though?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That thing, of course.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Y'quhat?!
>>>>>
>>>>> This is silly!
>>>>
>>>> It's...
>>>
>>> v.v. silly
>>
>> General Secretary of the Canadian Communist Party
>
> Quite silly.
Sounds... Portugese...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just think *happy* thoughts :)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nasty minds you have.....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> We're a product of the media, I tells ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You may be the love-child of WorldVision and the Seven
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Network, but that's something you want to keep to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Along with the venerial diseases.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ak!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> D'oh! I've said too much...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. Go on...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Modesty forbids.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does she?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You sly dog!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *rimshot*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd do the same, but John would feel left out... =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Too... many... guys...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Too... few... rimrunners...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "The women!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where!?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I'm running out of 'em at work.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nahh, never works... wear a condom...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Shields, Captain?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "We've never been this close."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was *wrong*. Just *wrong*...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <John Solo gropes jmf as she falls over in pain when the joke
>>>>>>>>>>>> hits her>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh dear!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, it is in character...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Too... many... story threads!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Too... few... women!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Available" is also a criteria. There are plenty of women
>>>>>>>>>>> *around*.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Too... few... easy... women!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Well, even so I might have a scruple or two then. Amazingly
>>>>>>>>> enough :)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yikes!-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "I'm nice men."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> All of them?
>>>>>
>>>>> Sometimes.
>>>>
>>>> These humans are crazy...
>>>
>>> Cwaaazy.
>>
>> Porcinet?
>
> Is that the latest Porkins fan site?
No... it's one of Tilson's Sith War NPCs... but it would make for a good
parody...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but all of my friends slept around
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite a bit in the 80's.....married or no, kids or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no, AIDs or no, even here in Utah......;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Utah? Land of the LDS? You lie!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And there goes my last hope for American
>>>>>>>>>>>>> morality...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What better way to get a guy to marry you than the ol'
>>>>>>>>>>>>> shotgun wedding?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, feigning pregnancy comes to mind...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Does that work on women as well?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It's more complicated that way.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is one of those strange moments that I'm actively
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> glad you're not a woman...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would be a sexy bitch, lemme tell ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's another of them... =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can keep 'em coming.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would have been a pun had I been speaking it out loud.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Is this a good time for a colorful innuendo?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spit it out, then...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you like Italian sausage?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I prefer the country's women...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Though I have a sudden craving for a chorizo...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's not bad either.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Homer Simpson>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmmm... sausages...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Homer Simpson>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In my salad?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You tell me...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, there's a ticket to innuendo.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *Now* you start complaining about innuendo...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [should we start crossposting?!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean like what we did to AFW?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was thinking more like Omar =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have my limits...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But where are they?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's one! Set for stun!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <falls asleep>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> *Zzz*
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Zrk!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> What the fuck is unicode?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Context?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> My mail program would only let me post in unicode, whatever that
>>>>>>>> means...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Just one of those things.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You don't know either, do you?
>>>>>
>>>>> Er... not really :)
>>>>
>>>> Hah!
>>>
>>> Yes.
>>
>> Oh my!
>
> $)
George Lucas = Dorito?
>>>>>>>>> Over 2000 lines. Wow.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Now if only other people would join in and render it *totally*
>>>>>>>> nonsensical!-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I could post in ROT13...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You *could*...
>>>>>
>>>>> Gung jbhyq or pbashfvat.
>>>>
>>>> Y'quhat?
>>>
>>> ROT13
>>
>> Wasn't that that film with Gene Hackman?
>
> Close.
Strange there's been no major film of that name...
> __ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
> (__ * _ _ _ _
> __)|| | |(_)| \ "Mmm... unexplained bacon."
Heh!
Pol'
Celaeno
Rakelle
--
There was an old man
From Peru, whose limericks
Were really haiku
policrat'
board!
> Thank god for message size filters.
Postmodernist...
> Rakelle
Pol'
Darth Gumby
>>>>>>>>>>> :�
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> â?Ž:-)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> =Ð
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Irk! Sorry... that was supposed to be a Euro sign, not "â?Ž"...
>Tout įa, c'est a mon avi, bien sur...
>>>>>> "Įheetah! Įheetah! Įheetah!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yeah, yeah! No one! Crap, I said that out loud, didn't I?
>>> \/ Ļ \/
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :ÂŽ>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8*)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ÂŽ
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> �
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> $
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ÂĨ?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ÂĢ!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> DM!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ÂĒ
>Look... she's working on The Longest Post Ever To Appear on RASSM?... I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |____/Ž' //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :ÂŽ>
DarthGumby
remove MyHelmet to e-mail me.
I want to look upon your e-mail... with my own eyes... *wheeze*
--Anywhere my computer hangs is home
Simon H. Lee
high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>Try now - no-one's watching...
>
>Yeah, yeah! No one! Crap, I said that out loud, didn't I?
Ha!
--
__ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
(__ * _ _ _ _
__)|| | |(_)| \ "...and then, the squirrels attacked."
Simon H. Lee
high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>Simon H. Lee! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought
>on board!
>
>> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus line of
>> high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Simon H. Lee:
>>>
>>>> OH MY GAWD!
>>>
>>> It's full of shit!
>> aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>KhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're mad, I tell you! Mad!
Constantly.
>>>>>>>>>> I should just post a binary and get it over with =>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'd have to flame you...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So would I. And wouldn't that be odd?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yes... hmm... auto-da-fé?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Fwoop.
>>>>>
>>>>> Spanish Inquisition!
>>>>>
>>>>> Starring...
>>>>
>>>> Monty...
>>>
>>> Python's...
>>
>> Fish-Slapping Dance?
>
>Norwegians, anyone?
Moose?
>>>>>>>>>>Simon H Lee>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is the location of our minds even doubted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anymore?
>>>>>>>>>>as>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who's asking?
>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Fang!>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Nurr?
>>>
>>> Nobody expects the Balance Point Thread!
>>
>> That's probably why most people have it killfiled ;P
>
>But how many of them have made the mistake of killfiling "BALANCE POINT
>THREAD" rather than "[NRG] Balance Point"...
You are *so* gonna get smacked :)
>As I said...
>
>Bring out the Comfy Chair!
>
>On a related note - why and how did Thrawn have an e-z-boy as part of his
>bridge furniture?
He's the sit-down command type. I guess that makes him a Jim Kirk
wannabe.
>>>>> [snip]
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jmf?>>>>>jmf?>>>> jmf?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ehh??>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [is jmf really ee cummings?-]
>>>>>>>>>>>>Is that your "Ehh?">>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yes>>>>>>>>> No.
>
>Ehh?
ehh
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, OK...
>>>>
>>>> Spoo!
>>>
>>> There is a hole in your spoon...
>>
>> Oh my, I'm terribly sorry, please don't get up...
>
>Who... are... you...?
I'll just put a bucket on my head and pretend I'm the great Vorlon
god Boojy.
>>>>>>>>> Oh, OK... I just like the sound... *jmf?*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I prefer YGTBSM! But it must be the "f" at the end.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Probably... it reminds me of *bamf!* and REMF...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And... erm... what does "YGTBSM!" mean...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You Gotta Be Sh*ttin' Me!
>>>>>
>>>>> [checks toilet-bowl]
>>>>>
>>>>> Nahh...
>>>>
>>>> I beamed it out.
>>>
>>> That's a euphemism for 'sh*t', right?
>>
>> Heh.
>
>That could be, too...
It has a similar ring to it, in the way of many monosyllabic
grunts.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I still want a better answer to this!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt it.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I can try!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In essence, though, wasn't it a yes or no question?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Logically, yes, but it's one of those things, like John's claim to be
>>>>>>>>> Italian (haven't heard from him since, have we?!) which was so
>>>>>>>>> left-field that, whether true or not, it demanded silliness...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I see, said the proverbial blind man.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Meaning?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Comprehension achieved...
>>>>>
>>>>> Hmm... notice how the two halves of the conversation ran into each other
>>>>> there? Nice...
>>>>
>>>> Kaboom!
>>>
>>> [Time comes, and keeps coming...]
>>>
>>> We never did establish if John was Italian, did we?
>>
>> No.
>
>I have no idea what the relationship between those two lines was... and is
>it just me, or have we kept the mythos of this thread going for almost a
>year?
More than that even. It's not as frequent as The Longest Thread
Ever, but Balance Point was released *when*?
But I don't remember what anything had to do with John's ancestry.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One capital 'N' hardly settles the matter!-)
>><-0->>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And then suddenly I thought, wouldn't it be nice
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>|.|>>>>>>>> if we were back on topic? And then I consider
>>\_/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the subject line of this thread and remember that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we were for some time... and still scared
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone off ;)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>-:X:->>>> Is that what I think it is?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Depends... what do you think it is?
>>0=Y=0>>
>>>>>>>>> What do you think I think it is?
>>>>>>>>
>>-(Z)-> What does my thinking have to do with this?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Everything... you thought of it...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Point. Well, you're all a figment of my imagination.
>>>>>
>>>>> So the 'H.' stands for 'solipsist'?
>>>>
>>>> Actually, it's short for "Aristophanes."
>>>
>>> *Never* let Rim, Sal, Kim or Rakelle read the Lysistrata...
>>
>> I think they must have already.
>
>Strange... but unfortunately true...
>
>True...?
>
>Apt, maybe?
Appropriate. Explains away that whole Lesbian Death Bitch thing.
Zoo-poing!
Would you like fries with that?
And there was much rejoicing.
I think Europe's problems stem more from the fact that every
hundred years or so everyone decides to go from liking their neighbors to
wanting to slit their throats with a pitchfork.
I suppose it's also mildly ironic that your summary is in French.
>>>>>>>>>>> (has it ever struck anyone that the Trade Federation Battleship was
>>>>>>>>>>> a Euro?)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I think you mentioned that once before. It always reminded me
>>>>>>>>>> of the Quicktime logo.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Heh!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ah, the familiarity stage...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> =)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Q
>>>>>
>>>>> Ni!
>>>>
>>>> Spanking!
>>>
>>> With a herring?! Can't be done!
>>>
>>> [Rakelle: Ouch!]
>>
>> ...fish-slapping dance.
>
>Been there, done that...
>
>Mmm... women who smell of fish...
*gape*
That would be far too convenient. On the plus side, since this
thread has started, Enterprise has generally not sucked =)
ESB Infinities is turning out really wacky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [KJA SUX!-]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyone want to disagree?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> For the sake of argument?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Might make an interesting topic for the next [NRG] thread...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ...whenever that rolls around. I think they're afraid.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> They always will be, given this...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hey, imagine stumbling onto AFW today...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [maniacal laugh]
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Verily... well, once that blew over you obviously found time to
>>>>>> resurrect... THIS!
>>>>>
>>>>> Yep.
>>>>>
>>>>> =>
>>>>
>>>> OH MY GAWD!
>>
>> I did say that, didn't I?
>
>Aye.
>
>I'd like to make it clear that C'Pi has to take responsibility for this...
C'PI! DO YOU SEE THIS!?!?!? Are you not entertained?!
Only a quarter there.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Darth Gimp?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could work...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *deep breath*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With that mask on? Not quite so menacing as Vader when it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> accompanied by the squeak of leather...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oiled leather?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> More like tight-stretched imitation leather...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Pleather?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Kia Cross?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Lara Croft?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Mara Jade...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sara Pezzini...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What the heck is it with heroines with names in "-ara"?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now there's a question. Largely made irrelevant since seeing
>>>>>> Starship Troopers again a couple of days ago. (Okay, so it's a
>>>>>> screwed-up movie... but it's got Denise Richards.)
>>>>>
>>>>> It's a *brilliant* movie!
>>>>
>>>> So you've said.
>>>
>>> You want to have a serious discussion? Here? Now?
>>
>> It can't possibly get any weirder?
>
>We could try?
Discussing the satirical social commentary of Paul Verehoeven?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [and no, I don't know why I know what it sounds like either...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We'll have to ask... hmm, how about Rakelle?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm... corset...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Bodice. Because I like saying "bodice."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Bodice.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> *rip!*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> There's a certain utility for 'em.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 'swhat they're there for...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BOOBIES! (Oh dear.)
>>>>>
>>>>> Quite =)
>>>>
>>>> Large wooden badgers.
>>>
>>> Moo... *thump*!
>>
>> "RUN AWAY!"
>
>My name is... Tim!
Scene 24.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark John Donchig:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Policrat' wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark John Donchig:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Oh hell, I can't keep my OE from messing everything
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.....so Simon, John, Pol' or myself said one the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> following.....;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And that's enough restoration work for now...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Just look at this place...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> What a revolting place this is...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Hey, is this the wretched hive of scum and villainy? Do you
>>>>>>>>>> take checks?"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No, but they take cheques...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I *knew* you were going to say that.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I know...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *rim...*
>>>>>
>>>>> *...runner*
>>>>
>>>> Ringworld.
>>>
>>> Orbital...
>>
>> Rock
>
>Pop
Tarts.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think it was all of us, judging by what you chose to respond
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to below =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably... these things get like that...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially when they're restarted after a month of dormancy,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> during which
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time the internal stream of consciousness has been lost.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or when someone just does *something* with the wee arrows...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Who, me?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, you...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You talkin' to me?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Who?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You! Etc.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aye?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Arrrr!"
>>>>>
>>>>> Whee!
>>>>
>>>> Ooh. La.
>>>
>>> Mmm... Lekku!
>>
>> "Brain, brain, what is brain?"
>
>That your hentai porn again?
Er, no.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the *fuck* did you do? Use the thread as the CPU for a Shadow
>>>>>>>>>>>>> cruiser?!-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Er... I tried to reduce the number of >s by using Replace
>>>>>>>>>>>> With... it got a little out of hand.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Fool!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Who's the more foolish...?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Han or Ben? Ben or Luke? Luke or Han?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Benihana?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Does that mean anything else?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Probably not?
>>>>>
>>>>> I asked you first?
>>>>>
>>>>> (*Spork*!)
>>>>
>>>> It's a chain of restaurants.
>>>
>>> "(*Spork*!)"?
>>
>> Heh.
>
>ROTFLOLWTOLSDMFBTWSFFAIBDTOOMRTLOLAMUUNBATPIJCU...IDKW,WIRSMFTWHCB,OAILTPTN-
>AISDIMA...IM,P? BPT?!
I still don't believe that the thread didn't win the election.
Gumby was.
Over 3500 lines after this post... which definitely puts it in
Longest Thread Ever territory.
It's cubist, almost.
>>>>>>>>>>>> You can never eat just one?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That's why they come in packs of two...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> *rim...*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> *...runner*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ah, the alternative outcome. That works too.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Like a well-oiled...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Erisi.
>>>>>
>>>>> <SEEG!>
>>>>
>>>> The Producers?
>>>
>>> I'd sing, but JWK might get upset...
>>
>> Think he's reading this?
>
>I wouldn't put it past him...
*waves*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Simon H. Lee:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John Donchig <jdon...@earthlink.net> choreographed a chorus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> (sorry, that was just instinctive...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> *rimshot*
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> As, I imagine, was that...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yes.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Heh!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Excitement!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Adventure!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BOOBIES!
>>>>>
>>>>> (o)(o) :)
>>>> \____/
>>>
>>> Self-portrait?
>>
>> o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o=
>
>Conveyer-belt? Or just DNA?
I don't remember what it was. Millipede on speed...
Petard.
A long time ago, in some other thread, we'd discussed how quite a
few RASSMers have passed through Ohio at some point in their lives. I have
not though.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Damn TV! It's taken away both my imagination and my ability
>>>>>>>>>>>> to...
>>>>>>>>>>>> ..
>>>>>>>>>>>> ..
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Think!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yes, that too.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> So what were you *going* to say?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I forget.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Remember
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> (*spork!*)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'll wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer.
>>>>>
>>>>> BOUSSH: Yoko! Yoko!
>>>>
>>>> Plastic Ono.
>>>
>>> Imagine...
>>
>> Sir Jagger?
>
>Jamie-Lee, Lady Hayden-Guest
>
>Anyway, Dubyah and Mrs. Lenon?
Yeeeeeesh.
Roy Rogers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What people *don't* often know is that it was written in response
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to a sonnet that began with something like...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "In Egypt's land there stands a mighty foot..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *butter!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Suet?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Baby oil.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> partially hydrogenized soybean oil
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> spinnach!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Kippers!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hard of herring!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pickled pike!
>>>>>
>>>>> Smoked Sal...
>>>>
>>>> Cheesy Cheetah.
>>>
>>> Salted Rims!
>>
>> *boggle*
>> Pungent Pol'?
>
>Eau d'Ewok?
Han Soda.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't know that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any new thoughts now you do?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Simon no function beer well without."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's fluent Scots!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> No stereotyping?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Well... maybe a wee bit...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> :)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> =)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> )
>>>>>
>>>>> !
>>>>
>>>> .
>>>
>>> ?
>>
>> ^
>
>=
&
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but all of my friends slept around
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite a bit in the 80's.....married or no, kids or no,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AIDs or no, even here in Utah......;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Utah? Land of the LDS? You lie!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And there goes my last hope for American
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> morality...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What better way to get a guy to marry you than the ol'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shotgun wedding?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, feigning pregnancy comes to mind...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is one of those strange moments that I'm actively glad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you're not a woman...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would be a sexy bitch, lemme tell ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's another of them... =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can keep 'em coming.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would have been a pun had I been speaking it out loud.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Is this a good time for a colorful innuendo?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spit it out, then...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you like Italian sausage?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I prefer the country's women...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did the Carthaginians, and I don't need to remind you what we
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> did to them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> By the way, I'm Italian,
>
>We chose an odd half of this comment to comment on...
John's probably freaking out.
Dali, a bucket of water, and two flying cats.
Ah, the Corellian ASCII.
Heh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Six by nine?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> two-by-four...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1138
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T-16...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 327
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..5 past lightspeed...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Echo Station Three Eight
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Always two there are, no more, no less... a Master, and an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> apprentice...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There can be only one!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nobody does it better...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Octopussy?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Mew!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "I must be dreaming."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Nobody does it better...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Named after your father, of course.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Which is frankly, just twisted...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ah, the old days.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bond.
>>>>>
>>>>> James Bond.
>>>>
>>>> And not the Welsh one.
>>>
>>> Welsh?
>>
>> Welsh?
>
>You started it!
Did I now?
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Poison Ivy? :P
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Again!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [And an intro that could be from "Sergeant Pepper" or "Sing When
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're Winning" begins again...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "...we came in."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know... though actually, I wasn't thinking of that then... I
>>>>>>>>>>>>> think...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Does this make up for missing the other Pink Floyd reference?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Not really...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I didn't think so either.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I know...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Carbonite?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What *is* carbonite, anyway...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's... stuff.
>>>>>
>>>>> What kind of an answer is that?!
>>>>
>>>> A short one?
>>>
>>> In a thread like this?!
>>
>> Increasingly so.
>
>Och!
>
>There are too many short answers, and not enough discussion of
>characterization and tech quibbles in Kathy Tyers' SW novels...
Who would have thought of extragalactic lizard men? Then again,
their arrival in the galaxy was a lot less complicated than the Vong's
long, long, agonizing trip across the gap. Or, simply not made so much of
a major point.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kids! Guys don't like gals with kids! Geez, get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your mind out the gutter.....;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why? It likes it there! =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can look up Rim's skirt...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whee?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Where?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Whither?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Wherefore?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Art thou Romeo?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> His mother didn't like the name Guido.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Makes sense...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *You know.*
>>>>>
>>>>> Which of us gets to shoot the stormtrooper?
>>>>>
>>>>> Rakelle?
>>>>
>>>> How about Sal? She seems perky enough.
>>>
>>> Mmm... DeathBitch...
>>
>> Oh dear.
>
>Look... she's working on The Longest Post Ever To Appear on RASSM ... I
>think we may be causing her some problems...
And in text only!
Um... pray tell where so that I may say "Er."
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That is all.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> End communication.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> *skrt!*
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yes, Plan 9.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> From Outer Mongolia!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Grr!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yub-yub, Commander!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Utinni!
>>>>>
>>>>> Ni!
>>>>
>>>> Bring out yer dead.
>>>
>>> "She's a Duck!"
>>
>> "A newt?"
>
>"Very small rocks?"
"Churches?"
That did seem a bit silly.
It's hard for Jacen to stand fast and go through massive character
adjustment at the same time though?
>But to continue from what we were just discussing above, did Vergere - like
>Joruus C'baoth - fall to the Dark Side because she thought she *couldn't*
>and *wouldn't*? Certainly, her training methods seem a lot like those which
>C'baoth used on Jomark... and her context seems similar...
There wasn't quite as much debate about whether C'baoth was light
or dark, of course. His insanity seemed to outweigh either one.
The methods are similar: Forcing the student to make choices and
believe in their decisions? That is similar, though I see it more as an
extreme version of normal Jedi training.
And then, the rest of the new developments in the storyline...
>>>>>> Nice direct reasoning, though.
>>>>>
>>>>> Thank you...
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your
>>>>>>>>>>>>> destiny..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, it was proved wrong, at least in Vader's case. Though of
>>>>>>>>>>>> course he did die shortly afterward. And then there's the EU...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And just look at Kyp...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "That boy ain't right."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ROTFLOL!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Merci.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Whatever happened to the Outland Dragoons?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Eh?
>>>>>
>>>>> Outland Kesselian Dragoons... kick-ass military unit from one of the ANH
>>>>> draft scripts...
>>>>
>>>> They got drafted out? (Obviously)
>>>
>>> *groan*!
>>
>> Yes =)
>
>Pretty much...
Straightforward humor has its place.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ***
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And on a related note...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ("Sister... so, you have a twin sister... if you will not join us
>>>>>>>>>>>>> then perhaps she will!")
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why are Luke's feelings for Leia so much stronger than his
>>>>>>>>>>>>> feelings for Han, Lando, Wedge, and every other being in the GFFA?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> She slipped him the tongue?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Well?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Hey, that would change my opinion. Except I don't have a
>>>>>>>>>> sister.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Uhh... OK... still, young Carrie, tongue...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *slurp*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Mmm... bikini...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Metal bikini!
>>>>>> Oh, and evidently plastic surgeons are the group most sorry to
>>>>>> see Baywatch go after all these years.
>>>>>
>>>>> Unsurprisingly...
>>>>
>>>> Good for business.
>>>
>>> Why, though?
>>
>> Not because I wanted to look like David Hasselhoff.
>
>There's always VIP...
Or worse, the Anna Nicole Smith Show.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Remember that whole 'unsatisfactory' thing about Vader's
>>>>>>>>>>>>> redemption? What *is* it with Skywalkers and family ties?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Not really...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Why Luke? After *everything* he's done, or been a party to...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It wouldn't be much of a story otherwise?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> True... but it's still *wrong*...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It's a movie?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Shh... don't tell RASSM...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Camelot!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Uhh?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "It's just a model."
>>>>>
>>>>> <G!>
>>>>
>>>> *rimshot*
>>>
>>> Tequila!
>>
>> Margaritaville.
>
>Y'quhat?!
Jimmy Buffet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or is that an Ep.II/III spoiler.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is blood thicker than cum?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Not... going... there.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It was a serious point, just wrapped up in latex...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> One hopes.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Aye!-)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I practice safe posting!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Everyone's glad to hear that =)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Really?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'd hope...
>>>>>
>>>>> The alternative might be interesting, though...
>>>>
>>>> It might reproduce and become... very large.
>>>
>>> Pregnant Mara!
>>
>> Cranky deathbitch!
>
>Salted Rims!
Body shots?
Don't forget "small."
Aureolar madness.
Super Poli-Grip.
>>>>>>>>>>> (Peter Davidson...)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "You can't put Peter Davidson in a cow skin!"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I should know the context, shouldn't I...?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Neil Gaiman's book on tHHGttG...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What was that cackle of consonants?!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hitch-Hiker's Guide to...
>>>>>
>>>>> ....the GFFA...?
>>>>>
>>>>> I feel a crossover coming on...
>>>>
>>>> Oh my.
>>>
>>> Hey... that wasn't a bad one...
>>
>> Increasingly misleadingly named.
>
>What, "Balance Point Thread"?
It's a thread, we'll give it that. Balance... there's as much text
in this one post as there is in the entirety of RASSM for the last couple
of days.
Is this the Twilight Zone?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially compared to the Flood Of Innuendo...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> cummings...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeyore.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Is *that* what she said?-)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Oh my, what are we thinking?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What else?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Scotch?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ahhh...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lindeman's Kriek.
>>>>>
>>>>> *WHAT!*
>>>>
>>>> Belgian cherry beer.
>>>
>>> Ehh...
>>
>> Not as scary as the currant beer.
>
>Maybe they're trying to scare the Germans...?
Eh, they'll drink anything that used to be wheat :)
Solomon Islands.
"The plane, boss! The plane!"
Tentacle Tubby?
Portugal: The Other Iberian Meat.
The Cult of Porkins: Satire or serious mental disorder?
I still con't figure that analogy out.
>>>>>>>>>> Over 2000 lines. Wow.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Now if only other people would join in and render it *totally*
>>>>>>>>> nonsensical!-)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I could post in ROT13...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You *could*...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Gung jbhyq or pbashfvat.
>>>>>
>>>>> Y'quhat?
>>>>
>>>> ROT13
>>>
>>> Wasn't that that film with Gene Hackman?
>>
>> Close.
>
>Strange there's been no major film of that name...
>
>> __ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
>> (__ * _ _ _ _
>> __)|| | |(_)| \ "Mmm... unexplained bacon."
>
>Heh!
I've kept that .sig for a while now... good lord, a year!
--
(-o-) A L L D O N E ! B Y E B Y E ! <*>
| __ "Senso, anything on your radar?" |
| (__ * _ _ _ _ "Nothing but my forehead, sir." |
| __)|| | |(_)| \ --Courtesy of G. Permann |
|___________________________________________________________________|
policrat'
board!
Hi, Gumby! =)
.sig!
Pol'
policrat'
on board!
> Darth Gumby <DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus line of
> high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>> On Tue, 29 Oct 2002 01:03:27 +0000, policrat' transmitted this:
>
>>> Try now - no-one's watching...
>>
>> Yeah, yeah! No one! Crap, I said that out loud, didn't I?
>
> Ha!
No snippers! No snippers!
Unless you're trying to see how quickly we can get this one up to 100k and
1000 lines...
> __ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
> (__ * _ _ _ _
> __)|| | |(_)| \ "...and then, the squirrels attacked."
Pol'
Simon H. Lee
high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>Simon H. Lee! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought
>on board!
>
>> Darth Gumby <DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus line of
>> high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>> On Tue, 29 Oct 2002 01:03:27 +0000, policrat' transmitted this:
>>
>>>> Try now - no-one's watching...
>>>
>>> Yeah, yeah! No one! Crap, I said that out loud, didn't I?
>>
>> Ha!
>
>No snippers! No snippers!
>
>Unless you're trying to see how quickly we can get this one up to 100k and
>1000 lines...
This side commentary won't smack into Rakelle's content-length
filter then. (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
--
__ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
(__ * _ _ _ _
__)|| | |(_)| \ "Mmm... unexplained bacon."
policrat'
on board!
> policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus line of
> high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>> Simon H. Lee! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought
>> on board!
>>
>>> Darth Gumby <DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus line of
>>> high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>> On Tue, 29 Oct 2002 01:03:27 +0000, policrat' transmitted this:
>>>
>>>>> Try now - no-one's watching...
>>>>
>>>> Yeah, yeah! No one! Crap, I said that out loud, didn't I?
>>>
>>> Ha!
>>
>> No snippers! No snippers!
>>
>> Unless you're trying to see how quickly we can get this one up to 100k and
>> 1000 lines...
>
> This side commentary won't smack into Rakelle's content-length
> filter then.
No... just her subject filter...
Hang on... there's something *wrong* about what you just said...
> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
INDEED?!
> __ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
> (__ * _ _ _ _
> __)|| | |(_)| \ "Mmm... unexplained bacon."
Pol'
Simon H. Lee
high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>Simon H. Lee! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought
>on board!
>
>> policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus line of
>> high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>> Simon H. Lee! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought
>>> on board!
>>>
>>>> Darth Gumby <DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus line of
>>>> high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>> On Tue, 29 Oct 2002 01:03:27 +0000, policrat' transmitted this:
>>>>
>>>>>> Try now - no-one's watching...
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah, yeah! No one! Crap, I said that out loud, didn't I?
>>>>
>>>> Ha!
>>>
>>> No snippers! No snippers!
>>>
>>> Unless you're trying to see how quickly we can get this one up to 100k and
>>> 1000 lines...
>>
>> This side commentary won't smack into Rakelle's content-length
>> filter then.
>
>No... just her subject filter...
>
>Hang on... there's something *wrong* about what you just said...
In-deed?
>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>
>INDEED?!
Verily.
-- - Simon -
ALL DONE! BYE BYE!
policrat'
(o)(o)
I mean, Rakelle wears glasses sometimes, doesn't she?
>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>
>> INDEED?!
>
> Verily.
Yay!
> -- - Simon -
> ALL DONE! BYE BYE!
Pol'
Simon H. Lee
8-)
>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>
>>> INDEED?!
>>
>> Verily.
>
>Yay!
Here we all are...
--
policrat'
\
<|B-)
/
Give the girl a Viking hat... even if it makes her look very like a Klingon
battlecruiser...
>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>
>>>> INDEED?!
>>>
>>> Verily.
>>
>> Yay!
>
> Here we all are...
Donchig?
> __ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
> (__ * _ _ _ _
> __)|| | |(_)| \ "Mmm... unexplained bacon."
Pol'
jill marie
The humanity....
> >>>> This side commentary won't smack into
> >>>> Rakelle's content-length filter then.
> >>>
> >>> No... just her subject filter...
LOL.
> >>> Hang on... there's something *wrong* about
> >>> what you just said...
> >>
> >> In-deed?
> >
> >(o)(o)
> >
> >I mean, Rakelle wears glasses sometimes,
> > doesn't she?
>
> 8-)
>
> >>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
> >>>
> >>> INDEED?!
Indeed.
> >> Verily.
> >
> >Yay!
>
> Here we all are...
Hail, hail, the gangs all here.....
~~jill marie
policrat'
board!
The insanity...
>>>>>> This side commentary won't smack into
>>>>>> Rakelle's content-length filter then.
>>>>>
>>>>> No... just her subject filter...
>
> LOL.
=)
>>>>> Hang on... there's something *wrong* about
>>>>> what you just said...
>>>>
>>>> In-deed?
>>>
>>> (o)(o)
>>>
>>> I mean, Rakelle wears glasses sometimes,
>>> doesn't she?
>>
>> 8-)
>>
>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>
>>>>> INDEED?!
>
> Indeed.
BOOBIES!
Sorry - nothing personal...
(o)(o)
;)
>>>> Verily.
>>>
>>> Yay!
>>
>> Here we all are...
>
>
> Hail, hail, the gangs all here.....
Where's Donchig, though?
> ~~jill marie
Pol'
Simon H. Lee
Not bad.
>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>
>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>
>>>> Verily.
>>>
>>> Yay!
>>
>> Here we all are...
>
>Donchig?
Bueller? Bueller?
--
Simon H. Lee
It's a mad mad mad mad world!
>>>>>>> This side commentary won't smack into
>>>>>>> Rakelle's content-length filter then.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No... just her subject filter...
>>
>> LOL.
>
>=)
%)
>>>>>> Hang on... there's something *wrong* about
>>>>>> what you just said...
>>>>>
>>>>> In-deed?
>>>>
>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>
>>>> I mean, Rakelle wears glasses sometimes,
>>>> doesn't she?
>>>
>>> 8-)
>>>
>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>
>> Indeed.
>
>BOOBIES!
>
>Sorry - nothing personal...
>
>(o)(o)
>
>;)
Oy.
>>>>> Verily.
>>>>
>>>> Yay!
>>>
>>> Here we all are...
>>
>>
>> Hail, hail, the gangs all here.....
>
>Where's Donchig, though?
The hoojibs got him.
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| __ "How many people do you know who can get out of
| (__ * _ _ _ _ a straitjacket in under three minutes?"
| __)|| | |(_)| \ "Fortunately, none."
policrat'
Wierd, considering it was totally unplanned...
>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>
>>>>> Verily.
>>>>
>>>> Yay!
>>>
>>> Here we all are...
>>
>> Donchig?
>
> Bueller? Bueller?
German Bight?
> __ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
> (__ * _ _ _ _
> __)|| | |(_)| \ "Mmm... unexplained bacon."
Pol'
policrat'
... my masters!
>>>>>>>> This side commentary won't smack into
>>>>>>>> Rakelle's content-length filter then.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No... just her subject filter...
>>>
>>> LOL.
>>
>> =)
>
> %)
>:)
>>>>>>> Hang on... there's something *wrong* about
>>>>>>> what you just said...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In-deed?
>>>>>
>>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>>
>>>>> I mean, Rakelle wears glasses sometimes,
>>>>> doesn't she?
>>>>
>>>> 8-)
>>>>
>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>
>>> Indeed.
>>
>> BOOBIES!
>>
>> Sorry - nothing personal...
>>
>> (o)(o)
>>
>> ;)
>
> Oy.
Vey!
>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yay!
>>>>
>>>> Here we all are...
>>>
>>>
>>> Hail, hail, the gangs all here.....
>>
>> Where's Donchig, though?
>
> The hoojibs got him.
*rimshot!*
> ______(-o-)___A L L D O N E ! B Y E B Y E !____<*>__________
> | __ "How many people do you know who can get out of
> | (__ * _ _ _ _ a straitjacket in under three minutes?"
> | __)|| | |(_)| \ "Fortunately, none."
Pol'
Simon H. Lee
I just barely noticed that you'd changed "One Thread to Rule Them
All" into a Sith War thread and then *dropped me into it.*
>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yay!
>>>>
>>>> Here we all are...
>>>
>>> Donchig?
>>
>> Bueller? Bueller?
>
>German Bight?
Kaiser Wilhelm?
--
__ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
(__ * _ _ _ _
Simon H. Lee
The Daleks?
>>>>>>>>> This side commentary won't smack into
>>>>>>>>> Rakelle's content-length filter then.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No... just her subject filter...
>>>>
>>>> LOL.
>>>
>>> =)
>>
>> %)
>
>>:)
@)
>>>>>>>> Hang on... there's something *wrong* about
>>>>>>>> what you just said...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In-deed?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I mean, Rakelle wears glasses sometimes,
>>>>>> doesn't she?
>>>>>
>>>>> 8-)
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>
>>>> Indeed.
>>>
>>> BOOBIES!
>>>
>>> Sorry - nothing personal...
>>>
>>> (o)(o)
>>>
>>> ;)
>>
>> Oy.
>
>Vey!
*claps*
>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>
>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Hail, hail, the gangs all here.....
>>>
>>> Where's Donchig, though?
>>
>> The hoojibs got him.
>
>*rimshot!*
We've gone too long without hoojibs.
--
__ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
(__ * _ _ _ _ "Your superior intellect is no
__)|| | |(_)| \ match for our puny weapons!"
policrat'
The Who?
>>>>>>>>>> This side commentary won't smack into
>>>>>>>>>> Rakelle's content-length filter then.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No... just her subject filter...
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL.
>>>>
>>>> =)
>>>
>>> %)
>>
>>> :)
>
> @)
X)
>>>>>>>>> Hang on... there's something *wrong* about
>>>>>>>>> what you just said...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> In-deed?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I mean, Rakelle wears glasses sometimes,
>>>>>>> doesn't she?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 8-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>
>>>>> Indeed.
>>>>
>>>> BOOBIES!
>>>>
>>>> Sorry - nothing personal...
>>>>
>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>
>>>> ;)
>>>
>>> Oy.
>>
>> Vey!
>
> *claps*
Should've used a condom...
>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Hail, hail, the gangs all here.....
>>>>
>>>> Where's Donchig, though?
>>>
>>> The hoojibs got him.
>>
>> *rimshot!*
>
> We've gone too long without hoojibs.
True.
You think anyone's so much as thought that phrase before?
Naughty Saarlac Hentai!
> __ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
> (__ * _ _ _ _ "Your superior intellect is no
> __)|| | |(_)| \ match for our puny weapons!"
Pol'
policrat'
Heh!
Well, what did you expect me to do?!
>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>
>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>
>>>> Donchig?
>>>
>>> Bueller? Bueller?
>>
>> German Bight?
>
> Kaiser Wilhelm?
Was Lenin a communist übermenschevik?
> __ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
> (__ * _ _ _ _
> __)|| | |(_)| \ "...and then, the squirrels attacked."
Pol'
jill marie
Quite clever, wasn't it? ;-)
> >>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> INDEED?!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Verily.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Yay!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Here we all are...
> >>>>
> >>>> Donchig?
> >>>
> >>> Bueller? Bueller?
> >>
> >> German Bight?
> >
> > Kaiser Wilhelm?
>
> Was Lenin a communist übermenschevik?
Boobies.
~~jill marie
policrat'
board!
Which of us are you talking to?
But on behalf of Simon, I'll agree... =)
>>>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Donchig?
>>>>>
>>>>> Bueller? Bueller?
>>>>
>>>> German Bight?
>>>
>>> Kaiser Wilhelm?
>>
>> Was Lenin a communist übermenschevik?
>
> Boobies.
Good girl!
(o)(o)
> ~~jill marie
>
Pol'
Simon H. Lee
I suppose I could have been mailed a cod.
>> >>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> Verily.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> Yay!
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Here we all are...
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Donchig?
>> >>>
>> >>> Bueller? Bueller?
>> >>
>> >> German Bight?
>> >
>> > Kaiser Wilhelm?
>>
>> Was Lenin a communist übermenschevik?
>
>Boobies.
Blue milk.
--
__ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
(__ * _ _ _ _
__)|| | |(_)| \ "Mmm... unexplained bacon."
Simon H. Lee
The Band.
>>>>>>>>>>> This side commentary won't smack into
>>>>>>>>>>> Rakelle's content-length filter then.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No... just her subject filter...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>
>>>>> =)
>>>>
>>>> %)
>>>
>>>> :)
>>
>> @)
>
>X)
H)
>>>>>>>>>> Hang on... there's something *wrong* about
>>>>>>>>>> what you just said...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> In-deed?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I mean, Rakelle wears glasses sometimes,
>>>>>>>> doesn't she?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 8-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Indeed.
>>>>>
>>>>> BOOBIES!
>>>>>
>>>>> Sorry - nothing personal...
>>>>>
>>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>>
>>>>> ;)
>>>>
>>>> Oy.
>>>
>>> Vey!
>>
>> *claps*
>
>Should've used a condom...
Ecch.
>>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hail, hail, the gangs all here.....
>>>>>
>>>>> Where's Donchig, though?
>>>>
>>>> The hoojibs got him.
>>>
>>> *rimshot!*
>>
>> We've gone too long without hoojibs.
>
>True.
>
>You think anyone's so much as thought that phrase before?
>
>Naughty Saarlac Hentai!
Poke!
--
__ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
(__ * _ _ _ _ "Sometimes the need to mess with their heads
__)|| | |(_)| \ outweighs the millstone of humiliation."
policrat'
The Eurythmics...
>>>>>>>>>>>> This side commentary won't smack into
>>>>>>>>>>>> Rakelle's content-length filter then.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No... just her subject filter...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> =)
>>>>>
>>>>> %)
>>>>
>>>>> :)
>>>
>>> @)
>>
>> X)
>
> H)
"H)"?!
>>>>>>>>>>> Hang on... there's something *wrong* about
>>>>>>>>>>> what you just said...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In-deed?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I mean, Rakelle wears glasses sometimes,
>>>>>>>>> doesn't she?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 8-)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Indeed.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BOOBIES!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sorry - nothing personal...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ;)
>>>>>
>>>>> Oy.
>>>>
>>>> Vey!
>>>
>>> *claps*
>>
>> Should've used a condom...
>
> Ecch.
Heh!
>>>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hail, hail, the gangs all here.....
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Where's Donchig, though?
>>>>>
>>>>> The hoojibs got him.
>>>>
>>>> *rimshot!*
>>>
>>> We've gone too long without hoojibs.
>>
>> True.
>>
>> You think anyone's so much as thought that phrase before?
>>
>> Naughty Saarlac Hentai!
>
> Poke!
What's a Poke?
> __ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
> (__ * _ _ _ _ "Sometimes the need to mess with their heads
> __)|| | |(_)| \ outweighs the millstone of humiliation."
Pol'
policrat'
><<<<?>
>>>>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Donchig?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bueller? Bueller?
>>>>>
>>>>> German Bight?
>>>>
>>>> Kaiser Wilhelm?
>>>
>>> Was Lenin a communist übermenschevik?
>>
>> Boobies.
>
> Blue milk.
Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
> __ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
> (__ * _ _ _ _
> __)|| | |(_)| \ "Mmm... unexplained bacon."
Pol'
Simon H. Lee
Rhythm method?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> This side commentary won't smack into
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rakelle's content-length filter then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> No... just her subject filter...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> =)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> %)
>>>>>
>>>>>> :)
>>>>
>>>> @)
>>>
>>> X)
>>
>> H)
>
>"H)"?!
Q.)
>>>>>>>>>>>> Hang on... there's something *wrong* about
>>>>>>>>>>>> what you just said...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> In-deed?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I mean, Rakelle wears glasses sometimes,
>>>>>>>>>> doesn't she?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 8-)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Indeed.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> BOOBIES!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sorry - nothing personal...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ;)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oy.
>>>>>
>>>>> Vey!
>>>>
>>>> *claps*
>>>
>>> Should've used a condom...
>>
>> Ecch.
>
>Heh!
Biff!
>>>>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hail, hail, the gangs all here.....
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Where's Donchig, though?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The hoojibs got him.
>>>>>
>>>>> *rimshot!*
>>>>
>>>> We've gone too long without hoojibs.
>>>
>>> True.
>>>
>>> You think anyone's so much as thought that phrase before?
>>>
>>> Naughty Saarlac Hentai!
>>
>> Poke!
>
>What's a Poke?
Prod.
--
Simon H. Lee
...mice.
policrat'
Poke!
Fenian.
> ______(-o-)___A L L D O N E ! B Y E B Y E !____<*>__________
> | __ "How many people do you know who can get out of
> | (__ * _ _ _ _ a straitjacket in under three minutes?"
> | __)|| | |(_)| \ "Fortunately, none."
Pol'
policrat'
Liberace!
Or is it Elvis?
>>>> Boobies.
>>>>
>>> Blue milk.
>>>
>> Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
>>
> ...mice.
>
She's a duck!>
> -- - Simon - ALL DONE! BYE BYE!
>
Pol'
Simon H. Lee
You replied to yourself there?
>>>>> Boobies.
>>>>>
>>>> Blue milk.
>>>>
>>> Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
>>>
>> ...mice.
>>
>She's a duck!>
Does it quack?
--
Simon H. Lee
Hibachi.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This side commentary won't smack into
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rakelle's content-length filter then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No... just her subject filter...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> =)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> %)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> @)
>>>>>
>>>>> X)
>>>>
>>>> H)
>>>
>>> "H)"?!
>>
>> Q.)
Yes.
Sheep?
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"Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight,
who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I
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policrat'
Yamaha?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This side commentary won't smack into
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rakelle's content-length filter then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No... just her subject filter...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> =)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> %)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> :)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> @)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> X)
>>>>>
>>>>> H)
>>>>
>>>> "H)"?!
>>>
>>> Q.)
>
> Yes.
Och!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hang on... there's something *wrong* about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what you just said...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In-deed?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean, Rakelle wears glasses sometimes,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> doesn't she?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> 8-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Indeed.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> BOOBIES!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sorry - nothing personal...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ;)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oy.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Vey!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *claps*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Should've used a condom...
>>>>>
>>>>> Ecch.
>>>>
>>>> Heh!
>>>
>>> Biff!
Behave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Hail, hail, the gangs all here.....
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Where's Donchig, though?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The hoojibs got him.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *rimshot!*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> We've gone too long without hoojibs.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> True.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You think anyone's so much as thought that phrase before?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Naughty Saarlac Hentai!
>>>>>
>>>>> Poke!
>>>>
>>>> What's a Poke?
>>>
>>> Prod.
>>
>> Fenian.
>
> Sheep?
I fail to see the connection
> __ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
> (__ * _ _ _ _
> __)|| | |(_)| \ "Mmm... unexplained bacon."
Pol'
policrat'
Simon H. Lee! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought
on board!
> policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus line of
> high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>> Simon H. Lee! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought
>> on board!
>>
>>> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus line of
>>> high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Simon H. Lee:
>>>>
>>>>> OH MY GAWD!
>>>>
>>>> It's full of shit!
>>> aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> KhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> You're mad, I tell you! Mad!
And?
>>>>> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus
>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Simon H. Lee:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus
>>>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Simon H. Lee:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus
>>>>>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Simon H. Lee:
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John Donchig <jdon...@earthlink.net> choreographed a chorus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Uh...I snipped some stuff every now and then...
>>> D>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> i>>>>>>>>>>> Bastard!
>>> d>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> j>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of course, that was some time ago.
>>> a>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know... I just felt I should have taken offense =)
>>> m>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> i>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> s>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> s>>>>>>>>>>> ...belated?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Besides, look what I did ;)
>>> m>>>>>>>>>>
>>> e>>>>>>>>>> Ghhkihdghjaagh!
>>> ?>>>>>>>>>
>>> ->>>>>>>>> *snicker*
>>> )>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> *marathon*
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Do you have any idea how long this post is?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> RASSM's largest since 24th October... which was part of that reposted
>>>>>>>>>> Story Thread you were involved in... kept meaning to take up on it,
>>>>>>>>>> too...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Well, now it has a certain... way, being unfinished.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 'way?'
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Via!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Passik!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Militant Twi'lek Death Bitch...
>>>>>
>>>>> Plays the drums?
>>>>
>>>> You're confusing female RASSMers again...
>>>
>>> Or myself.
>>
>> Aren't you doing that anyway?
>
> Constantly.
I *was* about to answer myself here, if that makes any sense?
>>>>>>>>>>> I should just post a binary and get it over with =>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I'd have to flame you...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> So would I. And wouldn't that be odd?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes... hmm... auto-da-fé?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Fwoop.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Spanish Inquisition!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Starring...
>>>>>
>>>>> Monty...
>>>>
>>>> Python's...
>>>
>>> Fish-Slapping Dance?
>>
>> Norwegians, anyone?
>
> Moose?
Elk!
>>>>>>>>>>> Simon H Lee>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is the location of our minds even doubted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anymore?
>>>>>>>>>>> as>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who's asking?
>>>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Fang!>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Nurr?
>>>>
>>>> Nobody expects the Balance Point Thread!
>>>
>>> That's probably why most people have it killfiled ;P
>>
>> But how many of them have made the mistake of killfiling "BALANCE POINT
>> THREAD" rather than "[NRG] Balance Point"...
>
> You are *so* gonna get smacked :)
By who, though?
>> As I said...
>>
>> Bring out the Comfy Chair!
>>
>> On a related note - why and how did Thrawn have an e-z-boy as part of his
>> bridge furniture?
>
> He's the sit-down command type. I guess that makes him a Jim Kirk
> wannabe.
Or Kirk is a Thrawn wannabe?
>>>>>> [snip]
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jmf?>>>>>jmf?>>>> jmf?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ehh??>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [is jmf really ee cummings?-]
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that your "Ehh?">>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes>>>>>>>>> No.
>>
>> Ehh?
>
> ehh
Heh!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh, OK...
>>>>>
>>>>> Spoo!
>>>>
>>>> There is a hole in your spoon...
>>>
>>> Oh my, I'm terribly sorry, please don't get up...
>>
>> Who... are... you...?
>
> I'll just put a bucket on my head and pretend I'm the great Vorlon
> god Boojy.
<Boojy>
If you go to Khazad'Dum, you will... aw, crap...
</Boojy>
>>>>>>>>>> Oh, OK... I just like the sound... *jmf?*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I prefer YGTBSM! But it must be the "f" at the end.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Probably... it reminds me of *bamf!* and REMF...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And... erm... what does "YGTBSM!" mean...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You Gotta Be Sh*ttin' Me!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [checks toilet-bowl]
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nahh...
>>>>>
>>>>> I beamed it out.
>>>>
>>>> That's a euphemism for 'sh*t', right?
>>>
>>> Heh.
>>
>> That could be, too...
>
> It has a similar ring to it, in the way of many monosyllabic
> grunts.
You know that "ugh" is actually a real adjective?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I still want a better answer to this!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I can try!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> In essence, though, wasn't it a yes or no question?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Logically, yes, but it's one of those things, like John's claim to be
>>>>>>>>>> Italian (haven't heard from him since, have we?!) which was so
>>>>>>>>>> left-field that, whether true or not, it demanded silliness...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I see, said the proverbial blind man.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Meaning?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Comprehension achieved...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hmm... notice how the two halves of the conversation ran into each other
>>>>>> there? Nice...
>>>>>
>>>>> Kaboom!
>>>>
>>>> [Time comes, and keeps coming...]
>>>>
>>>> We never did establish if John was Italian, did we?
>>>
>>> No.
>>
>> I have no idea what the relationship between those two lines was... and is
>> it just me, or have we kept the mythos of this thread going for almost a
>> year?
>
> More than that even. It's not as frequent as The Longest Thread
> Ever, but Balance Point was released *when*?
> But I don't remember what anything had to do with John's ancestry.
I did, at one point... but never mind...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One capital 'N' hardly settles the matter!-)
>>> <-0->>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And then suddenly I thought, wouldn't it be nice
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |.|>>>>>>>> if we were back on topic? And then I consider
>>> \_/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the subject line of this thread and remember
>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we were for some time... and still scared
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone off ;)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> -:X:->>>> Is that what I think it is?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Depends... what do you think it is?
>>> 0=Y=0>>
>>>>>>>>>> What do you think I think it is?
>>>>>>>>>
>>> -(Z)-> What does my thinking have to do with this?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Everything... you thought of it...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Point. Well, you're all a figment of my imagination.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So the 'H.' stands for 'solipsist'?
>>>>>
>>>>> Actually, it's short for "Aristophanes."
>>>>
>>>> *Never* let Rim, Sal, Kim or Rakelle read the Lysistrata...
>>>
>>> I think they must have already.
>>
>> Strange... but unfortunately true...
>>
>> True...?
>>
>> Apt, maybe?
>
> Appropriate. Explains away that whole Lesbian Death Bitch thing.
Explains it, but doesn't explain it *away*...
I hope...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We could try...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> ....
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> ....
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nah!-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bwahahaha...
>>>>>>>>>>S>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>P>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hahahahahaha...
>>>>>>>>>>A>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>C>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or should we just submit a "Knights who say Nrg!"
>>>>>>>>>>E>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skit to Star Wars Tales?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>C>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would be... odd. So it would definitely fit on
>>>>>>>>>>R>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Editors' Page =)
>>>>>>>>>>Y>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Worth a try?-)
>>>>>>>>>>N>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>G>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yub?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>O>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nub?
>>>>>>>>>>U>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>T>>>>>>>>>>>> E chu wawa!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>T>>>>>>>>>>>> Utinni!
>>>>>>>>>>O>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>I>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bo shuda...
>>>>>>>>>> B>>>>>>>>>>
>>>C>>>>>>E>>>>>>>>>> Da eitha!
>>>O>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>U>>>>>>F>>>>>>>>> Die wanna wanga?
>>>L>>>>>>I>>>>>>>>>
>>>D>>>>>>L>>>>>>>>> Poodoo!
>>>>>>>>>>L>>>>>>>>
>>>P>>>>>>E>>>>>>>> Oota goota?
>>>R>>>>>>D>>>>>>>
>>>O>>>>>>.>>>>>>> Ni!
>>>B>>>>>>.>>>>>>
>>>A>>>>>>.>>>>>> Oy vey.
>>>B>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>L>>>>Y>>>>>>> Och aye?-)
>>>Y>>>>O>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>U>>>>>> Oui.
>>>M>>>>>>>>>>
>>>A>>>>P>>>>> Psst!
>>>K>>>>A>>>>
>>>E>>>>Y>>>> Off or on?
>>>>>>>>I>>>
>>>A>>>>N>>> Neither, I think...
>>>>>>>>G>>>
>>>J>>>>>>> "Oui..."
>>>O>>>>A>>>
>>>K>>>>T>>> "Psst!"
>>>E>>>>T>>>
>>>>>>>>E>>> Think about it...
>>>A>>>>N>>
>>>B>>>>T>> We're in Casablanca?
>>>O>>>>I>
>>>U>>>>O> ROTFLOL! No... more phonetic...
>>>T>>>>N
>>>>>>>>> Sloshed, tanked?
>>>V>>>>TODAY, SIMON?!
>>>I>>>> More literal...
>>>R>>>
>>>G>>> I know, I was just thinking of synonyms.
>>>I>>
>>>N>> synonyms for a homonym, I think...
>>>S>
>>>'> Onomatopoeia?
>>>>
>>>T "Oui..."
>>>HIGHS HERE AND NO-ONE WOULD READ IT EXCEPT C'Pi!
>>>P'kang!
>>
>> Ni!
>
> Zoo-poing!
Ikki-ikki-ikki f'tang! Zeep!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> \\>>>>>>>>>>>>>>//e're a product of the media, I tells ya.
>>>>>>T>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>\\>>>>>/\>>>>>//
>>>>>>H>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>\\>>>//\\>>>//> You may be the love-child of WorldVision
>>>>>>E>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>\\>//>>\\>//>> and the Seven Network, but that's
>>>>>>R>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>\_/>>>>\_/>>> something you want to keep to
>>>>>>yourself...
>>>>>>E>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>><>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Along with the venerial diseases.
>>>>>>I>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>S>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> D'oh! I've said too much...
>>>>>><>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>N>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeeeeewww.
>>>>>>O>>>>>>>>>>>S<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>><>>>>>>>>>>>U<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hypocrite!
>>>>>>S>>>>>>>>>>>R<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>P>>>>>>>>>>>R<>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And?
>>>>>>O>>>>>>>>>>>E<>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>O>>>>>>>>>>>N<>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>.>>>>>>>>>>>D<>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>.>>>>>>>>>>>E<>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...
>>>>>>.>>>>>>>>>>>R<>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>>>>>>>>>>>> <*-g*>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>D<>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>O<>>>>>>>>>>> (.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> R<>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>O<>>>>>>>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T<>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>H<>>>>>>>>> Hypnotic....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Y<>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob bob bob...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>W>>>>>>>>>> BY BRIT EKLAND'S BOBBING BOOBIES!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>H>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>O>>>>>>>>>> Ehrm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><><><><><<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>S<><><><><< It's a pleasant image...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>H>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>E>>>>>>>> Blue-throated boobies?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?>(-o-)> You *know* what I mean... unless you're talking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?>>>>>>> Chissettes...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?>>>>> Yes. No. Non-sequitur.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Colosseum! (sp?)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhodes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nairn.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Narn.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Balfron!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Magrathea.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You know where Balfron is?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> My salad.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Surely not!
>>>>>
>>>>> Middle-Earth?
>>>>
>>>> Plan 42 From the Planet Bourgeoise!
>>>
>>> The Proles are revolting.
>>
>> Solyent Green is people!
>
> Would you like fries with that?
Goo goo g'joo!
***
OSWALD
Slave, thou hast slain me: villain, take my purse:
If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body;
And give the letters which thou find'st about me
To Edmund earl of Gloucester; seek him out
Upon the British party: O, untimely death!
_Dies_
EDGAR
I know thee well: a serviceable villain;
As duteous to the vices of thy mistress
As badness would desire.
GLOUCESTER
What, is he dead?
EDGAR
Sit you down, father; rest you....
***
>>>>>>>>>>>>W>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I>>>>>>> I know...
>>>>>>>>>>>>Z>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>>>> [pause]
>>>>>>>>>>>>R>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>D>>>>> Venison!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>O>>>> Caribou!
>>>>>>>>>>>>F>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stork!
>>>>>>>>>>>>O>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Z>> Egret!
>>>>>>>>>>>>?>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eejit!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Plato? Aristotle? Morons."
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Immanuel Kant was a real pissant..."
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Objectivism.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Ghengis Khan, but Immanuel Kant...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Wars not make one great?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And the shades of Alexander and Frederick laugh...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Gustaf.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Y'notice every country has just one...?
>>>>>
>>>>> I doubt there was a Gustaf in Yemen.
>>>>
>>>> You'd be surprised...
>>>
>>> Yemen can be rather interesting.
>>
>> Was that what you meant to yay?
>
> And there was much rejoicing.
Non sequitur?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Donchig>
>>>>>>>>>>>>O>>>>>>>>>> Help me, Jill Marie Fritsche, you're my only
>>>>>>>>>>>>H>>>>>>>>>> hope!
>>>>>>>>>>>>.>>>>>>>>>> </Donchig>
>>>>>>>>>>>>.>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>.>>>>>>>>> Me? Why me?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>T>>>>>>>> You're the youngest and least corrupted? ;)
>>>>>>>>>>>>H>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>O>>>>>>> Aye, I am that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>U>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>G>>>>>> Give it a few years ;)
>>>>>>>>>>>>H>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>T>>>> Don't remind me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>S>>> Okay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>O>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would be inconsiderate to remind him, or to smile =)
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> :�
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> â?¬:-)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> =Ð
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Irk! Sorry... that was supposed to be a Euro sign, not "â?¬"...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> One of my font sets has that, but I don't think it'll show up in
>>>>>>>>> generic Courier...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Terrible...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Wouldn't you rather have pounds anyway?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Frankly, no... I don't care what they call it, monetary union (at the
>>>>>> right time) is a good thing - and I like the Euro sign...
>>>>>
>>>>> Been to France lately?
>>>>
>>>> Peut-etre...
>>>
>>> Quelle epoch? :)
>>
>> Pourquoi voulez-vous savoir, hien?
>>
>> Ah, oui... les problems sont la faute de la Royaume-Uni (ou, etre juste, les
>> Anglais xenophobique, plutot les Thatcherites) parce'que ce serait meilleur
>> pour toute le monde si nous avons pret les bons preperations pour joinier
>> l'EMU depuis longtemps et si nous seront dans l'Eurozone aujourd'hui... mais
>> c'est tres difficile a expliquer aux stockbrokers - ou peut-etre simplement
>> les persuader - que l'economie nationale n'est pas simplement la bourse et
>> un 'service sector' monolithique, mais un agglomeration diverse qu'include
>> l'insustrie, les provinces et l'industrie rurale, que eu gravement blessée
>> parce'que les idiots cupideux de Londres ont fait encore un attempt sans
>> sophistication et sans vision pour immitater les techniques de John Law...
>>
>> En bref, la trahaison financiel de Londres et le mythe resultante que notre
>> economie est 'different' a celle d'Europe a creu un situation en que la R-U
>> n'a pas joué sa role plus naturele dans la monde, et la bourse de Londres et
>> les physiocrats Anglais d'aujourd-hui ont donne les problemes immediate au
>> Eurozone et les problemes plus grave mais au moment moins visible au R-U
>> elle-meme...
>>
>> Tout ça, c'est a mon avi, bien sur...
>
> I think Europe's problems stem more from the fact that every
> hundred years or so everyone decides to go from liking their neighbors to
> wanting to slit their throats with a pitchfork.
Ah, la stereotype populaire Americaine... c'est pas juste... il'y a
inevitablement les guerres entre les grands bloques ethno-linguistiques et
les petites factions fanatiques, oui - mais, c'est un issue globale... et si
nous pouvons diriger notres energies aux autres choses, j'espere que c'est
possible d'echaper celui petit probleme... par example, par le creation d'un
grand bloque supranationale et ideologique qui peut se dedicater a l'ideal
de la paix globale...
> I suppose it's also mildly ironic that your summary is in French.
Mais bien sur!
>>>>>>>>>>>> (has it ever struck anyone that the Trade Federation Battleship was
>>>>>>>>>>>> a Euro?)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I think you mentioned that once before. It always reminded me
>>>>>>>>>>> of the Quicktime logo.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Heh!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ah, the familiarity stage...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> =)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Q
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ni!
>>>>>
>>>>> Spanking!
>>>>
>>>> With a herring?! Can't be done!
>>>>
>>>> [Rakelle: Ouch!]
>>>
>>> ...fish-slapping dance.
>>
>> Been there, done that...
>>
>> Mmm... women who smell of fish...
>
> *gape*
There's a complex - but admittedly bizarre - image involved...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=>>>>>>> Somebody's got to keep an eye on you guys......1st
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:)>>>>>> you create the 2000 post thread.....next you'll be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>;D>>>>>> secretly plotting to take over RASSM. ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?7>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!]>>>>> *cough*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>99>>>>>>>>> Ummmm....what would give you that idea? And
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Red>>>>>>>> how do we keep you quiet about it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Balloons>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "The easy way, or the hard way?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>B-52>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She'll ask for sex
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>D<>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>O<>> =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>N<>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>'<>> !!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>T<>> I agree.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.>> Mmm hmm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>N>>>>.>
>>>>>>>>>>>>C>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>>>C>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>->>>>> Who will ask for what in who's dreams????
>>>>>>>>>>>>1>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>7>>> I believe that was a statement in microcosm representing
>>>>>>>>>>>>0>>> a dream of each of our in macrocosm. We all three us wish
>>>>>>>>>>>>1>>> ANY woman would ask for sex with ANY one of us, period
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> =P
>>>=====(======>
>>>>>>\___|.>>>>
>>>>>>)----?>>> afternoon......
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [tenditious and decontextualised cut in the middle of jmf's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sentence(or was it Nesha?)...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You found out later.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'm still too shy to leave the light on...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No mirrors on the ceiling for you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Except as a homage to Horace...
>>>>>
>>>>> Fascinating.
>>>>
>>>> "I exaggerated"
>>>
>>> There be whales here...
>>
>> "We're going to attempt... time travel!"
>>
>> [What I *really* hope is that _Enterprise_ turns out to be a new series of
>> _Quantum Leap_ and Sam Beckett's on a mission to retrospectively present
>> great chunks of recent Trek from ever happening...]
>
> That would be far too convenient. On the plus side, since this
> thread has started, Enterprise has generally not sucked =)
You're joking, right?
Or is it just continuity I have issues with?
[pause]
Let me rephrase that. Maybe not, but it's not Star Trek. I mean, they've
even admitted as much in the title... and the Suliban are a waste of an
underdeveloped concept...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now. I've got to let a 4 yr old play
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jar Jar's Adventure"......;-P
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>F<>>>>>> You're corrupting the child, you know that. Put down
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>R<>>>>>> the Jar Jar, and back away slowly....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>E<>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>E<>> Careful... this stand-off's been going on for a *long*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time now...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And as nerves grow frayed the situation grows tense...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *boo!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>O<>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>M<>> *goose!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>A<>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>R<> Falafel!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Matzoh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>Ni!>>>>Futomaki!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>No>>>>cous-cous!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nerf!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Barve!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Death of Context!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yes?!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's head, Jim.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "... Jmf?"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Çheetah! Çheetah! Çheetah!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> WAMPA WAMPA!
>>>>>
>>>>> Utinni!
>>>>
>>>> Yub Yub!
>>>
>>> Yousa?
>>
>> Yoda! You seek Yoda!
>
> ESB Infinities is turning out really wacky.
And we said that before the really left-field stuff...
Didn't mind some of the wierd thing with the Tusken Grand Moff, though...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [KJA SUX!-]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyone want to disagree?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> For the sake of argument?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Might make an interesting topic for the next [NRG] thread...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> ...whenever that rolls around. I think they're afraid.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> They always will be, given this...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Hey, imagine stumbling onto AFW today...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [maniacal laugh]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Verily... well, once that blew over you obviously found time to
>>>>>>> resurrect... THIS!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yep.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> =>
>>>>>
>>>>> OH MY GAWD!
>>>
>>> I did say that, didn't I?
>>
>> Aye.
>>
>> I'd like to make it clear that C'Pi has to take responsibility for this...
>
> C'PI! DO YOU SEE THIS!?!?!? Are you not entertained?!
<echo>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T>>>>>>>>>>>> Sithspit!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>H>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>R>>>>>>>>>>>> [Stack has his moments too]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>O>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>W>>>>>>>>>>> "Etheric rudder"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>>>>>>>>> Did you mean that to be read like that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>W>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>>>>>>>> Yes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Y>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>H>>>>>>>> "Snubfighter"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>E>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Imperial Cruiser.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>K>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>E>>>>>>> Pimping Pellaeon?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Y>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!>>>>> Not so common a phrase, I think.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!>>>> As "Imperial Cruiser"?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!>>> Jammin' Jar-Jar?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!>> Shmi Streetwalker?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> !
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What, a random question in the middle of the thread chain?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <Darth Silurian>
>>>>>>>> It's not unusual...
>>>>>>>> </Darth Silurian>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Should I be throwing women's undergarments at you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Who's been wearing them?-)
>>>>>
>>>>> Mae West.
>>>>
>>>> Smart-arse...
>>>
>>> At least half of my decisions are made there.
>>
>> On the loo?
>
> Only a quarter there.
ch'ching!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Darth Gimp?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could work...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *deep breath*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With that mask on? Not quite so menacing as Vader when it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> accompanied by the squeak of leather...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oiled leather?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> More like tight-stretched imitation leather...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pleather?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Kia Cross?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Lara Croft?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Mara Jade...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sara Pezzini...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What the heck is it with heroines with names in "-ara"?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now there's a question. Largely made irrelevant since seeing
>>>>>>> Starship Troopers again a couple of days ago. (Okay, so it's a
>>>>>>> screwed-up movie... but it's got Denise Richards.)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's a *brilliant* movie!
>>>>>
>>>>> So you've said.
>>>>
>>>> You want to have a serious discussion? Here? Now?
>>>
>>> It can't possibly get any weirder?
>>
>> We could try?
>
> Discussing the satirical social commentary of Paul Verehoeven?
In a meta/postmodernist sense, it's not hard...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [and no, I don't know why I know what it sounds like either...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We'll have to ask... hmm, how about Rakelle?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm... corset...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bodice. Because I like saying "bodice."
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Bodice.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> *rip!*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> There's a certain utility for 'em.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 'swhat they're there for...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> BOOBIES! (Oh dear.)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Quite =)
>>>>>
>>>>> Large wooden badgers.
>>>>
>>>> Moo... *thump*!
>>>
>>> "RUN AWAY!"
>>
>> My name is... Tim!
>
> Scene 24.
There is no Rule 6...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark John Donchig:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Policrat' wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark John Donchig:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Oh hell, I can't keep my OE from messing everything
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.....so Simon, John, Pol' or myself said one the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> following.....;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And that's enough restoration work for now...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just look at this place...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> What a revolting place this is...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Hey, is this the wretched hive of scum and villainy? Do you
>>>>>>>>>>> take checks?"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No, but they take cheques...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I *knew* you were going to say that.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I know...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *rim...*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *...runner*
>>>>>
>>>>> Ringworld.
>>>>
>>>> Orbital...
>>>
>>> Rock
>>
>> Pop
>
> Tarts.
vs.
Condiment Brothers
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think it was all of us, judging by what you chose to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> respond
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to below =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably... these things get like that...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially when they're restarted after a month of dormancy,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> during which
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time the internal stream of consciousness has been lost.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or when someone just does *something* with the wee arrows...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who, me?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, you...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You talkin' to me?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Who?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You! Etc.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Aye?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Arrrr!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Whee!
>>>>>
>>>>> Ooh. La.
>>>>
>>>> Mmm... Lekku!
>>>
>>> "Brain, brain, what is brain?"
>>
>> That your hentai porn again?
>
> Er, no.
So, what?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the *fuck* did you do? Use the thread as the CPU for a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shadow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cruiser?!-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Er... I tried to reduce the number of >s by using Replace
>>>>>>>>>>>>> With... it got a little out of hand.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Fool!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Who's the more foolish...?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Han or Ben? Ben or Luke? Luke or Han?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Benihana?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Does that mean anything else?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Probably not?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I asked you first?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> (*Spork*!)
>>>>>
>>>>> It's a chain of restaurants.
>>>>
>>>> "(*Spork*!)"?
>>>
>>> Heh.
>>
>> ROTFLOLWTOLSDMFBTWSFFAIBDTOOMRTLOLAMUUNBATPIJCU...IDKW,WIRSMFTWHCB,OAILTPTN-
>> AISDIMA...IM,P? BPT?!
>
> I still don't believe that the thread didn't win the election.
Tilson always wins. Maybe we should disqualify him from everything?
>>>>>>>>>>>> You probably want to fight a land war in Asia as well...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>AAAAA>>> And that's bad why?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>A>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>AAAAA>> It had a half-shade of sense at one point? (Nah...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>A>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>A> [again...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And that's bay *WHY*?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>I>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I>>>> Moral high ground?
>>>>>>>>>>>>I>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is overrated.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially compared to the Flood Of Innuendo...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *rimshot!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shaft!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Who's ya black private dick...?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> has Shaft been spotted?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Gakk! That would fit neatly in the Sith War...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> How convenient?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Don't tell me you missed that one?-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How else would I have known?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It wasn't clear that you did...
>>>>>
>>>>> I was lurking.
>>>>
>>>> Yeah... what *did* happen to you in the Sith War, anyhow?
>>>
>>> I still can't see myself being in it.
>>
>> Try now - no-one's watching...
>
> Gumby was.
Should I make a joke involving Ulysses 31 here?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> which roars up the Canyon of Lurve like an X-wing on a
>>>Rasta>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trench-run...
>>Mara>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's a PBS special in the making...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Really... just don't let John in the building while Rim's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> being interviewed...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>C>>> =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>a>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>l>>>> Yeah yeah, act like you're not in it with me! =P
>>>>>>>>>>>>>a>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>m>>> I wonder if she's amused, flattered, frightened, or couldn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>a>> give a damn less. Wanna start a pool?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>r>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>i>> Mildly perturbed?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>S>>> Bored of the whole thing?
>>>>>>>>>>>q>>
>>>>>>>>>>>u>> Don't worry, it's just a Monday...
>>>>>>>>>>>i>
>>>>>>>>>>>d> ...but I can still lament my lack of a social life worth
>>>>>>>>>>>>> mentioning.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I meant the thread... =)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It's just a sign that we've once again reached a harmonious
>>>>>>>>>>> thought-wave. The Jedi/Force thread was a nice attempt to start an
>>>>>>>>>>> argument, but philosophy confounds me :)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Blinded by metaphysics!-)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> She blinded me with science?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What is it with these lyrics, anyway?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Better best forgotten?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *brr* Yes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Are you the walrus?
>>>>>
>>>>> On Wednesdays. You realize how long this thread is? Of course
>>>>> you do.
>>>>
>>>> I know...
>>>
>>> You know how long it is *now*?
>>
>> Nope... you?
>
> Over 3500 lines after this post... which definitely puts it in
> Longest Thread Ever territory.
Y
A
Y
!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also likely.
>>>(red->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>gold>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Typical woman...
>>- and>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>green)>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mmm... women."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>=)>>> Tastes like... herring...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>c>>>>>> Congratulations, you've just won the Eyebrow Raiser of the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>h>>>>>> Day award ;)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>a>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>m>>>>> :)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>e>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>l>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>e>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>o>>> INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>n>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (BOOBIES!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>B>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>U>> Yes, they are nice.
>>>>>>>>>>>>T>
>>>>>>>>>>>>.> <munch!>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>.. DID YOU GET THE PUN!?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Which of us asked that?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You, I think.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Heh!
>>>>>
>>>>> Circles around we go.
>>>>
>>>> /\ _ /\
>>>> |=(o)=|
>>>> \/ ¨ \/
>>>
>>> Not bad.
>>
>> I remember being rather pleased with it at the time...
>
> It's cubist, almost.
Better than the TIE-BOOBIES over in the FH:R thread...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can never eat just one?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> That's why they come in packs of two...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> *rim...*
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> *...runner*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ah, the alternative outcome. That works too.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Like a well-oiled...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Erisi.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <SEEG!>
>>>>>
>>>>> The Producers?
>>>>
>>>> I'd sing, but JWK might get upset...
>>>
>>> Think he's reading this?
>>
>> I wouldn't put it past him...
>
> *waves*
~~~...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a chorus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Simon H. Lee:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John Donchig <jdon...@earthlink.net> choreographed a chorus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (sorry, that was just instinctive...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *rimshot*
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> As, I imagine, was that...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Yes.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Heh!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Excitement!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Adventure!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> BOOBIES!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> (o)(o) :)
>>>>> \____/
>>>>
>>>> Self-portrait?
>>>
>>> o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o=
>>
>> Conveyer-belt? Or just DNA?
>
> I don't remember what it was. Millipede on speed...
<*groan!*>
You're making that up!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You ever noticed that these posts always turn into a chorus of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smirks?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes. ;)
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :¬>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8*)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ¬
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> �
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> $
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ¥?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> £!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DM!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ¢
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Found that one, belatedly (<alt>+<4> on the Mac)... now all we have
>>>>>>>>>>>> to get is a deigamma for 'French Francs' and I'll be happy...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> ?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> That's not a deigamma!-)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That isn't either!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Who said that?!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You! (Aren't you glad this thread makes no sense now?)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Kippers...
>>>>>
>>>>> Lox!
>>>>
>>>> Hypermatter!
>>>
>>> Peat!
>>
>> Dud!
>
> Petard.
Donchig!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, not that *I* did any of that stuff,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>L>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, of course not!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>M>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>O>>>>>>>>>>> And we were but wee tykes back then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>S>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T>>>>>>>>>> *rug*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T>>>>>>>>> </me slaps the young lads with a kipper....>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>H>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>E>>>>>>>> Ow.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>S>>>>>>>> Fight back, young man!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>>>>> [Hands John a herring]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>R>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T>>>>>> "Ah...a herring....much like your father's..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>O>>>>> Heh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, but does it match the curtains?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>H>>> After I painted all over them...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>E>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ummm....should I read that like I *think* I'm supposed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>N>> to read it? Because if so, we need to talk.....After
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>R>> all, this is a family newsgroup!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>G>> =P
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>W> I noticed about two minutes later that that read
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I>> rather... wrongly. No, nothing like that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>E>>> Oh...maybe the problem lies with me for reading it that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>->>>> way....=P
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>S>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>W>>>>> Just think *happy* thoughts :)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>A>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>P>>>> Nasty minds you have.....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>P>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I>>> We're a product of the media, I tells ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>N>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>G>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> CLUB.... but we gave up, since jmf is the only wife among us...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It's a start.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yes, but she'd probably object...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Most likely. Or her husband ;)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> He's in Ohio, though...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And as the joke goes, aren't we all?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not that I noticed... or was that then?
>>>>>
>>>>> Then.
>>>>
>>>> When?
>>>
>>> Earlier.
>>
>> Remind me?
>
> A long time ago, in some other thread, we'd discussed how quite a
> few RASSMers have passed through Ohio at some point in their lives. I have
> not though.
Something about that last sentence just looks really... confusing...
But when was then again?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Damn TV! It's taken away both my imagination and my ability
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Think!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, that too.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> So what were you *going* to say?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I forget.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Remember
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> (*spork!*)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'll wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BOUSSH: Yoko! Yoko!
>>>>>
>>>>> Plastic Ono.
>>>>
>>>> Imagine...
>>>
>>> Sir Jagger?
>>
>> Jamie-Lee, Lady Hayden-Guest
>>
>> Anyway, Dubyah and Mrs. Lenon?
>
> Yeeeeeesh.
Master, bargain it well - he's no Jedi!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You may be the love-child of WorldVision and the Seven
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Network, but that's something you want to keep to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Along with the venerial diseases.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ak!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> D'oh! I've said too much...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. Go on...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Modesty forbids.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does she?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You sly dog!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *rimshot*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd do the same, but John would feel left out... =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aww, thanks for thinking of me!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, otherwise the thread would be shorter.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrible when things like that happen...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does anyone else still read this?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <*shrug*>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *wind echo*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll here my boy,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of the wind across the sand,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In that black baren land
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That bears the name of Xanadu!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ozymandias!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I met a traveller from an antique land,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who said: "Two vast and trukless legs of stone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A shattered visage lies, whose wrinkled lip
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and sneer of cold command
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tell that the sculptor well those passions read
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the that mocked them, and the hand that fed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And on the pedestal, these words appear
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair'.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nothing beside remains, and all around
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The decay of that collossal wreck, empty and bare,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the lone and level sands stretch far away
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...like that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's from memory, and doesn't quite fit...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, close enough. I just remember "Ozymandias!" which does
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have a certain bad Spanish to it ;)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buenos dias?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ozzy Ardiles!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Alice Cooper.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Shane Vansen...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Van Halen.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hale & Pace...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Currier & Ives.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Tikka Masala...
>>>>>
>>>>> Chicken Marsala.
>>>>
>>>> Fosh and chips!
>>>
>>> Chips and bits!
>>
>> Deep-fried usunet-cache?
>
> Roy Rogers.
In the 25th Century!
Wasn't someone suggesting they should stick Ranger 1 and a frozen Buck
Rogers into the RotJ space-battle a few days ago, too?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What people *don't* often know is that it was written in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> response
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to a sonnet that began with something like...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "In Egypt's land there stands a mighty foot..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *butter!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Suet?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Baby oil.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> partially hydrogenized soybean oil
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> spinnach!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Kippers!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hard of herring!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Pickled pike!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Smoked Sal...
>>>>>
>>>>> Cheesy Cheetah.
>>>>
>>>> Salted Rims!
>>>
>>> *boggle*
>>> Pungent Pol'?
>>
>> Eau d'Ewok?
>
> Han Soda.
Leia Organic Soda...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't know that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any new thoughts now you do?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Simon no function beer well without."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's fluent Scots!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> No stereotyping?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Well... maybe a wee bit...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> :)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> =)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> )
>>>>>>
>>>>>> !
>>>>>
>>>>> .
>>>>
>>>> ?
>>>
>>> ^
>>
>> =
>
> &
'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but all of my friends slept around
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite a bit in the 80's.....married or no, kids or no,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AIDs or no, even here in Utah......;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Utah? Land of the LDS? You lie!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And there goes my last hope for American
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> morality...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What better way to get a guy to marry you than the ol'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shotgun wedding?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, feigning pregnancy comes to mind...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is one of those strange moments that I'm actively glad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you're not a woman...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would be a sexy bitch, lemme tell ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's another of them... =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can keep 'em coming.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would have been a pun had I been speaking it out loud.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Is this a good time for a colorful innuendo?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spit it out, then...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you like Italian sausage?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I prefer the country's women...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did the Carthaginians, and I don't need to remind you what we
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> did to them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> By the way, I'm Italian,
>>
>> We chose an odd half of this comment to comment on...
>
> John's probably freaking out.
Or sharpening his saber...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and yes women do love our sausage(s) =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Donchig" is Italian?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's so blatantly wrong it's beautiful...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bwahaha.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Adventure! Heh! Excitement! Heh! Sausage...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stop... *saying*... that!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Inconceivable!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, "Inconcievable!" goes with...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "You keep saying that!"...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But "Stop... *saying*... that!" goes with...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know! That's the fun part!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Really? Or are you just hiding your donkey?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> My donkey does not hide, thank you...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> And babblefish fails again... =)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Is that what they're calling it these days?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You can't say 'My ass does not cover'...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> (and the English language vanishes avec un pouf de surrealisme)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Mangeons le gateau?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Pourquoi le gateau?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> C'est la.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Es-tu sur?
>>>>>
>>>>> Vraiment.
>>>>
>>>> Mais oui? Eh bien...
>>>
>>> "Un cadeau."
>>> "Quoi?"
>>
>> Communique du Front Dadaist pour la Liberation de Utopia
>
> Dali, a bucket of water, and two flying cats.
Speaking of which, I love the way the new Lego Jabba's Palace comes complete
with bong...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Hallo. My nam' is Inigo Montoya. You keeld ma fada. Prepare to
>>>>>>>>>>> die.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hallo.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My nam' is Inigo Montoya. You keeld ma fada. Prepare to die.
>>>>>>>>>>> Hallo.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> My
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nam'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is Inigo Montoya. You keeld ma fada. Prepare to die. Hallo. My
>>>>>>>>>>> nam'
>>>>>>>>>>>>> is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Inigo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Montoya. You keeld ma fada. Prepare to die. Hallo. My nam' is
>>>>>>>>>>> Inigo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Montoya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You keeld ma fada. Prepare to die. Hallo. My nam' is Inigo
>>>>>>>>>>> Montoya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keeld ma fada. Prepare to die. Hallo. My nam' is Inigo Montoya.
>>>>>>>>>>> You
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keeld ma
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fada. Prepare to die. Hallo. My nam' is Inigo Montoya. You
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keeld
>>>>>>>>>>> ma
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fada.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Prepare to die. Hallo. My nam' is Inigo Montoya. You keeld ma
>>>>>>>>>>> fada.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Prepare
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to die..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yadda yadda...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're supposed to read it very fast, hear the clash of swords
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>> see
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> them fighting through the halls of the castle...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Okay. =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Stop sounding so damn supercilious!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sure.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> =)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Okay.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Righty-oh...
>>>>>
>>>>> Stiff upper lip.
>>>>
>>>> :-{D
>>>
>>> :-})
>>
>> :-|)
>>
>> Hmm...
>>> ------
>> /OO\ - >======
>> []==<====|-]>======
>> \OO/ - >======
>>> ------
>
> Ah, the Corellian ASCII.
Uh-huh...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John Donchig <jdon...@earthlink.net> choreographed a chorus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Oh hell, I can't keep my OE from messing everything
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.....so Simon, John, Pol' or myself said one the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> following.....;-)>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think it was all of us, judging by what you chose to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> respond to below =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably... these things get like that...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially when they're restarted after a month of dormancy,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> during which time the internal stream of consciousness has
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> been lost.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And that's bad why?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> For us? It ain't! For them....well....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You ever noticed that these posts always turn into a chorus of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smirks?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When people are as consistently amusing to themselves and to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> each
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> other as we three are, its simply inevitable!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nien Nunb!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mah thung id num... Ma thung..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Koi liet Noi!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't this in the other post? :)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Utinni!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> E chuta!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Da eitha!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Di wanna wanga?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poodoo!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eblibli eblibli ebliblah!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ni!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nrg!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> INXS?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is one of those strange moments that I'm actively glad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this not a woman...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would be a sexy bitch, lemme tell ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's another of them... =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can keep 'em coming.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would have been a pun had I been speaking it out loud.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Is this a good time for a colorful innuendo?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spit it out, then...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But first chew 32 times on each side.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How very Zen...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 42?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "You idiots! You blew it up! Damn you all to hell!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "I met a traveller from an antique land,
>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
>>>>>>>>>>>> Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
>>>>>>>>>>>> A shattered visage lies..."
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> KHAAAAANNNNNNN!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Buried alive... buried alive...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> At least he's consistent.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "round perdition's flames and round the moons of Nibian"?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> He did a lot of reading in his spare time. And he did blame
>>>>>>> that revenge line on the Klingons...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Evidently a Trekkie when he was a despot back in the late twentieth
>>>>>> century...
>>>>>
>>>>> Funny how we've passed that by a few years now. (Scott Bakula
>>>>> on Star Trek???)
>>>>
>>>> Yeah...
>>>
>>> And in the meantime, the series premiered and went through 6
>>> episodes...
>>
>> What, _Firefly_?
>
> Heh!
This thread dates from 1999. Do you realise that?
Actually, it doesn't... it dates from 2000 - but to put it another way,
there's only been one NJO hardcover between _Balance Point_ and _Destiny's
Way_... which feels odd.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Six by nine?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> two-by-four...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1138
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T-16...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 327
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..5 past lightspeed...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Echo Station Three Eight
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Always two there are, no more, no less... a Master, and an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> apprentice...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There can be only one!
Made odder by the fact that I'm listening to "It's A Kind of Magic" right
now...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nobody does it better...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Octopussy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mew!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "I must be dreaming."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Nobody does it better...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Named after your father, of course.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Which is frankly, just twisted...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ah, the old days.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bond.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> James Bond.
>>>>>
>>>>> And not the Welsh one.
>>>>
>>>> Welsh?
>>>
>>> Welsh?
>>
>> You started it!
>
> Did I now?
Does it matter? But yes, I think so...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jill Marie Fritsche" <jill-...@NOSPAMatt.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> choreographed a chorus line of high-kicking electrons to spell
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that why I was getting hate e-mail over this Balance
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Point thread? ;-) These three NRG members are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> renegades.....they cannot be controlled, I tell you.....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean like the A-Team?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In 1972 a crack fanboy unit was sent to AFS by a Shaven Wookie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> court for a thread they didn't commit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> These men prompty escaped from a maximum-security filk to the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RASSM underground.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Today, still wanted by the oldbies, they survive as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posters-of-fortune.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you have a problem; if no-one else can help; if you can
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> find them, maybe you can hire...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The NRG Team!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You asked for it, goldenrod...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I suppose I did.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should more than suppose!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *rimshot*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Goldenrod's doing a *rimshot* now...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Heh... he said 'rimshot.'"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Think about it...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eee.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're never going to be able to say *rimshot!* it in the same
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> way again, are you...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't worry, I will =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Don't worry, I will =)"! *Now* I'm worried!-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *tittering*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> !-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boo?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eclair, actually...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm, pastry.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Women and food!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Perfect Together.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> New game... which food should be eaten with which female
>>>>>>>>>> RASSMer/female SW character?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oy vey.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That's neither the one nor the other...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No, but... eww. Than again, is anyone paying attention?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Probably... which kinda worries me...
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, when they see a 3000 line post...
>>>>
>>>> Doesn't happen that often, does it?
>>>
>>> Not here, not all at once.
>>
>> I still say we should stick some binaries in... and post in html...
>
> <html>
> <bold><blink>
> 101010000101000101111011000101111101010001011100110000101
> </bold></blink>
> </html>
Hmm... isn't that just an ASCII version of one of the early designs for the
_Executor_? Or, if you look at it like _that_, the Lexx?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jill Marie Fritsche wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They're baack.......
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know we were missed =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We were missed?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I figure that if we'd been hit I'd want a chance to shoot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> From the hip?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *rimshot!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Verily...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yea...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oy!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nutter!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Butter!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Putter!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blubber!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tellytubbies!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wa-wa!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Eh-oh!", surely...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *surely!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't call me Shirley.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, John...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No worries!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Be happy!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I heard Bobby McFerrin killed himself in a fit of depression...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Irony again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Gunmetal, IMHO...
>>>>>
>>>>> Gray?
>>>>
>>>> Not quite...
>>>
>>> Green.
>>
>> Red-gold and green...
>>
>> [do I need to make clear that the punctuation is deliberate?]
>
> Poison Ivy? :P
No, just another part that Uma Thurman would be miscast in...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Again!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [And an intro that could be from "Sergeant Pepper" or "Sing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're Winning" begins again...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "...we came in."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know... though actually, I wasn't thinking of that then... I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does this make up for missing the other Pink Floyd reference?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Not really...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't think so either.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I know...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Carbonite?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What *is* carbonite, anyway...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's... stuff.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What kind of an answer is that?!
>>>>>
>>>>> A short one?
>>>>
>>>> In a thread like this?!
>>>
>>> Increasingly so.
>>
>> Och!
>>
>> There are too many short answers, and not enough discussion of
>> characterization and tech quibbles in Kathy Tyers' SW novels...
>
> Who would have thought of extragalactic lizard men? Then again,
> their arrival in the galaxy was a lot less complicated than the Vong's
> long, long, agonizing trip across the gap. Or, simply not made so much of
> a major point.
True. If James Luceno's reading this, I really want some Nagai and Tofs in
_The Unifying Force_, too...
And the fact that no-one's mentioned Ssi-ruuvi (rhymes with groovy)
entechment yet in the NJO really pisses me off, too... what would happen if
you put a Vong in a rig? Or used it near a ysalamiri?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kids! Guys don't like gals with kids! Geez, get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your mind out the gutter.....;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why? It likes it there! =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can look up Rim's skirt...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whee?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Whither?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Wherefore?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Art thou Romeo?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> His mother didn't like the name Guido.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Makes sense...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *You know.*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Which of us gets to shoot the stormtrooper?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Rakelle?
>>>>>
>>>>> How about Sal? She seems perky enough.
>>>>
>>>> Mmm... DeathBitch...
>>>
>>> Oh dear.
>>
>> Look... she's working on The Longest Post Ever To Appear on RASSM ... I
>> think we may be causing her some problems...
>
> And in text only!
So's Sal's, from what I heard...
We can hijack that when it comes out, too...
Or just do a NRG special =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Natch.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, her ears must ring every time we get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> together....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do my best to keep my Rim thoughts to myself...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But we know you have them... as you said, stream of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *something*...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stream?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There IS a reason his name is known by all Highland women
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> between the ages of 16 and 45.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Lad, I don't know where y'been, but I see you won first
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prize!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aye!-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So certain, are you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, just playing to character...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No pictures please.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of what?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [innocent look]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, there's that thing with the whip...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soon!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (there are, unfortunately, photos...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Will I regret asking?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's more interesting just to give people ideas...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhinoceros!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Some ideas I prefer not to dwell on...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Explain!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not thinking of you nearly naked with a whip, so that my only
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exposure to the idea will be the pictures. Because otherwise it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would be traumatizing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Trust me, the pictures are traumatic enough...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ehrm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Trust me... I'm a Scotsman...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With a whip...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So we hear =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes. Imagine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> All the people?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Living a life of ease...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> da da da da daaa da-da dah...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Park Life!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Puttin' on the Ritz.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Moon River...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Meat Loaf.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Let it be.
>>>>>
>>>>> In the Age of Aquarius.
>>>>
>>>> Cream...
>>>
>>> Jefferson Starship.
>>
>> Are officially part of SW EU continuity...
>
> Um... pray tell where so that I may say "Er."
They're on Wookie TV in the Holiday Special. Seriously.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That is all.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> End communication.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> *skrt!*
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, Plan 9.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> From Outer Mongolia!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Grr!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yub-yub, Commander!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Utinni!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ni!
>>>>>
>>>>> Bring out yer dead.
>>>>
>>>> "She's a Duck!"
>>>
>>> "A newt?"
>>
>> "Very small rocks?"
>
> "Churches?"
"ExACTly!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We're a product of the media, I tells ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All old repeats and self-indulgent commentary...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You may be the love-child of WorldVision and the Seven
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Network, but that's something you want to keep to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Along with the venerial diseases.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> D'oh! I've said too much...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeeeeewww.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hypocrite!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <*-g*>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (o)(o)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ___
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> __/_|_\__
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /(o)---(o)\
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's a T-47 with BOOBIES!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ROTFL!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well it *is*!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FACPOV...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you got any better ideas?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was trying to ASCII a car...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You did better than you could have possibly imagined...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Depending on where your mind was when you were looking at it...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, but this is RASSM!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good point, that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [smug smirk]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's the smirking again...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On a serious note... has Luke ever truly recovered from Endor?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wow, sudden on-topicness.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> We'd tried everything else...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Just about.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> But seriously... there was probably good left in Vader precisely
>>>>>>>>>> because he thought he'd embraced the Dark Side fully; similarly Mara
>>>>>>>>>> had no concept of Light and Dark, so wasn't tainted... but Joruus
>>>>>>>>>> C'baoth, Dark Luke, and Kyp, all FttDS because they thought they
>>>>>>>>>> could
>>>>>>>>>> hold on in the light...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Paving the road to hell and all that? Hubris?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Aye... to a degree it explains the confusion of Force and godhead...
>>>>>>>> the Jedi need a moral compass, even if - IMHO - they've got a muddled
>>>>>>>> and ultimately dangerous construct for the binacle...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Even more fun when you're supposed to *be* the moral compass.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> True... basically, Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Palpatine's the one who quotes Cicero, after all...
>>>>>
>>>>> The watchmen.
>>>>
>>>> Not quite... Goldwater Republicanism...
>>>
>>> So whatever did happen to the Force and the godhead in Star by
>>> Star?
>>
>> Jacen forgot about it in _Traitor_... if you think about it, what he was
>> supposed to do was _stand fast_... and he's *moved* massively... none of
>> what's happened in DW necessarily means that Jacen and Vergere's attitude is
>> what's the *best* for the Jedi - and there's some interesting discussion
>> over on the TF.N boards about the possibility that Jacen is now self-deluded
>> about the fact he's using the Dark Side... the 'non-lethal' variety of
>> Force-lightning, indeed!
>
> That did seem a bit silly.
You too, huh?
> It's hard for Jacen to stand fast and go through massive character
> adjustment at the same time though?
Nope. Think of Ood Bnarr. Or Ganner Rhysode. Or Luke Skywalker.
Hah!
[pause]
Actually, that seems way too smug...
[RASSMers (radio voice): ...git]
But seriously, standing fast can require effort and determination... it's
like putting some graphite under a very heavy rock for a very long time and
getting a diamond out the other end...
Jacen's been shat on, lost his faith in the Force/his friends, and acquired
Stockholm Syndrome instead...
And now, he's leading the Vong _straight_ to Zonama Sekot!
>> But to continue from what we were just discussing above, did Vergere - like
>> Joruus C'baoth - fall to the Dark Side because she thought she *couldn't*
>> and *wouldn't*? Certainly, her training methods seem a lot like those which
>> C'baoth used on Jomark... and her context seems similar...
>
> There wasn't quite as much debate about whether C'baoth was light
> or dark, of course. His insanity seemed to outweigh either one.
Well, I'm using "The Dark Side" as a catch-all term for Things That Made
Yoda Go 'Grr!' ... and C'baoth's Clone Madness didn't necessarily mean he'd
fttDS...
> The methods are similar: Forcing the student to make choices and
> believe in their decisions? That is similar, though I see it more as an
> extreme version of normal Jedi training.
It's more the torture and cruelty involved that I'm thinking of...
Actually, I'm not entirely convinced even of the *method* - it's the
believing-in-the-decisions that's bugged me... because that's bullshit and
the Dark Side... which, if it has any real existance (you been following
that LotR thread?) is simply *confusion*... loss of perspective...
If that makes any sense...
Take that scene (at the start of _Star by Star_?) where Mara and Jaina fail
to save the transport... the simulators they run later suggest there was a
0% chance of saving it...
*But*... if they'd got the Vong frigate to take the bait of their ship then
pushed it onto full burn out of the system (were they already in the _Jade
Shadow_, or was it - irony! - the one that got destroyed?) while they took
an escape pod over to the liner, then there'd have been three Jedi and a lot
of desperate passengers against a boarding-party... decent odds...
Or let's put it this way - this is SW. They'd have done it - except the plot
of the NJO is fucky.
> And then, the rest of the new developments in the storyline...
Yeah... well... um, continuity...?
>>>>>>> Nice direct reasoning, though.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Thank you...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> destiny..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, it was proved wrong, at least in Vader's case. Though of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> course he did die shortly afterward. And then there's the EU...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> And just look at Kyp...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "That boy ain't right."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ROTFLOL!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Merci.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Whatever happened to the Outland Dragoons?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Eh?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Outland Kesselian Dragoons... kick-ass military unit from one of the ANH
>>>>>> draft scripts...
>>>>>
>>>>> They got drafted out? (Obviously)
>>>>
>>>> *groan*!
>>>
>>> Yes =)
>>
>> Pretty much...
>
> Straightforward humor has its place.
In the bowels of the BPT?!
*parp!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ***
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And on a related note...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ("Sister... so, you have a twin sister... if you will not join us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> then perhaps she will!")
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why are Luke's feelings for Leia so much stronger than his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feelings for Han, Lando, Wedge, and every other being in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GFFA?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> She slipped him the tongue?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Well?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, that would change my opinion. Except I don't have a
>>>>>>>>>>> sister.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Uhh... OK... still, young Carrie, tongue...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> *slurp*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Mmm... bikini...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Metal bikini!
>>>>>>> Oh, and evidently plastic surgeons are the group most sorry to
>>>>>>> see Baywatch go after all these years.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Unsurprisingly...
>>>>>
>>>>> Good for business.
>>>>
>>>> Why, though?
>>>
>>> Not because I wanted to look like David Hasselhoff.
>>
>> There's always VIP...
>
> Or worse, the Anna Nicole Smith Show.
Speaking of which, Donchig claims to be saving for a boob-job. In the FAQ,
of all places, which has turned into a discussion about heresy and
heterodoxy...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Remember that whole 'unsatisfactory' thing about Vader's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> redemption? What *is* it with Skywalkers and family ties?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not really...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Why Luke? After *everything* he's done, or been a party to...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It wouldn't be much of a story otherwise?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> True... but it's still *wrong*...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It's a movie?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Shh... don't tell RASSM...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Camelot!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Uhh?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "It's just a model."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <G!>
>>>>>
>>>>> *rimshot*
>>>>
>>>> Tequila!
>>>
>>> Margaritaville.
>>
>> Y'quhat?!
>
> Jimmy Buffet.
So *that's* what the Vong did with Anakin!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or is that an Ep.II/III spoiler.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is blood thicker than cum?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not... going... there.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It was a serious point, just wrapped up in latex...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> One hopes.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Aye!-)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I practice safe posting!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Everyone's glad to hear that =)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Really?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'd hope...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The alternative might be interesting, though...
>>>>>
>>>>> It might reproduce and become... very large.
>>>>
>>>> Pregnant Mara!
>>>
>>> Cranky deathbitch!
>>
>> Salted Rims!
>
> Body shots?
FACPOV!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but all of my friends slept around
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite a bit in the 80's.....married or no, kids
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or no, AIDs or no, even here in Utah......;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Utah? Land of the LDS? You lie!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And there goes my last hope for American
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> morality...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What better way to get a guy to marry you than the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ol' shotgun wedding?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, feigning pregnancy comes to mind...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is one of those strange moments that I'm actively
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> glad you're not a woman...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would be a sexy bitch, lemme tell ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wait'll you see a 70-year-old man in drag. I have...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll get over it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's what they said about the time I saw Kent sitting
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there, naked, with a bowl of Jello, and yet I still have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nightmares.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I see... not, and gladly so.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Y'quhat?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, no naked males sitting in Jello please...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I quite agree...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [memo to self... don't mention the fetish party last friday
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> night...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Uh huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aye...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naked females, though... that's a different matter...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yes...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooooh yeeeeaahhhhhhh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ja.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oui.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Si.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Da.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *nod*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Och aye!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Arr!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who's ya Sith Lord!?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> At this point I'm noticing that gluing all of the subthreads
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> together has produced quite a few repetitions of the Utah bit...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Multiple Utahs!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's what you get when you marry a lot of threads to one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Funny, I was just talking about the Mormons the other day.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> While having a beer.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ?!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Ironic, isn't it?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yep!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Is the lack of answer here ironic?-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yep!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Heh!
>>>>>
>>>>> Is this a small green creature I see before me?
>>>>
>>>> Yaddle!?
>>>
>>> A gecko?
>>
>> You seem to be making some strange link between 'ironic' and 'green'...
>
> Don't forget "small."
Sounds familiar...
*blink*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Donchig>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Help me, Jill Marie Fritsche, you're my only
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hope!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Donchig>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Me? Why me?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're the youngest and least corrupted? ;)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aye, I am that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Give it a few years ;)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't remind me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Okay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Somebody's got to keep an eye on you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> guys......1st you create the 2000 post
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thread.....next you'll be secretly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> plotting to take over RASSM. ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *cough*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ummmm....what would give you that idea? And
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> how do we keep you quiet about it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "The easy way, or the hard way?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She'll ask for sex
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> !!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I agree.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm hmm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who will ask for what in who's dreams????
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bosom!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> M...ammals!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm... mammaries!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> *bong*
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> *spork!*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> *twang*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But what are you twanging...?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Wouldn't you not like to know?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> (o)(o)...?
>>>>>
>>>>> You keep on using that word...
>>>>
>>>> INDEEEED?
>>>
>>> boobies
>>
>> (o)(o)
>>
>> small & humble...
>
> Aureolar madness.
Actually, I think it's an allusion to the _Song of Solomon_...
That would be a great name for a spaceship, though... _Aureolar Madness_...
or a sci-fi plague... The Aureolar Madness!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I believe that was a statement in microcosm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> representing a dream of each of our in macrocosm. We
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all three us wish ANY woman would ask for sex with ANY one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of us, period =P
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ....who will actually post something on BP this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> afternoon......
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ah, so it was edited above =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> As you saw I saw...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now. I've got to let a 4 yr old play "Jar Jar's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Adventure"......;-P
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're corrupting the child, you know that. Put down
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Jar Jar, and back away slowly....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Careful... this stand-off's been going on for a *long*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time now...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And as nerves grow frayed the situation grows tense...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *boo!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *goose!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Falafel!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Matzoh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Futomaki!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cous-cous!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nerf!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Barve!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [KJA SUX!-]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Venison.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Grouse.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Quail!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pheasant!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Duck!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "What's a duck?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Partridge!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...Family.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jefferson Starship!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Led Zeppelin.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ford Prefect...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fox Mulder.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wulf Yularen.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blake.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seven.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> David Fincher.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> *WHO!?*
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Did you check?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> IMDB?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Good choice.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ahh... was he responsible for the Ewoks?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No. Seven.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> .... of Nine...
>>>>>
>>>>> Boing.
>>>>
>>>> Boing.
>>>
>>> P'tang!
>>
>> 'T'Pol', surely?
>
> Super Poli-Grip.
Strap-On Ewok?
>>>>>>>>>>>> (Peter Davidson...)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "You can't put Peter Davidson in a cow skin!"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I should know the context, shouldn't I...?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Neil Gaiman's book on tHHGttG...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What was that cackle of consonants?!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hitch-Hiker's Guide to...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ....the GFFA...?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I feel a crossover coming on...
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh my.
>>>>
>>>> Hey... that wasn't a bad one...
>>>
>>> Increasingly misleadingly named.
>>
>> What, "Balance Point Thread"?
>
> It's a thread, we'll give it that. Balance... there's as much text
> in this one post as there is in the entirety of RASSM for the last couple
> of days.
Not this time... hah!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> choreographed a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chorus line of high-kicking electrons to spell out:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark John Donchig:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Policrat' wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not underestimate the power of the Dark John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Donchig:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Oh hell, I can't keep my OE from messing everything
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.....so Simon, John, Pol' or myself said one the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> following.....;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think it was all of us, judging by what you chose
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to respond to below =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably... these things get like that...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially when they're restarted after a month of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dormancy, during which time the internal stream of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> consciousness has been lost.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And that's bad why?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It had a half-shade of sense at one point? (Nah...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [again...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And that's bay *WHY*?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Moral high ground?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is overrated.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cummings...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Goings...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> *Dong!*
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Ding dong?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "...the Nightsister is dead!"?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of which, I found the final issue of "Infinity's End" really
>>>>>>>>>> disappointing...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'm still weighing the use of all of the Ep. I concept art in
>>>>>>>>> the Ep. I-era comics, such as the Sith Witch... hey, it's an old
>>>>>>>>> trick, but...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Setting aside the logical flaws of why her Jedi father is helping her
>>>>>>>> wreak revenge, I like Quin's new partner...
Even if no-one else did. Or rather, George liked Aalya Secura...
>>>>>>> Has potential. Of course, I also find Villie amusing, in a
>>>>>>> "Can't someone just shoot him?" sort of way.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Overused, maybe...
>>>>>
>>>>> ...so where has he been since this thread first started?
>>>>
>>>> Donchig?
>>>
>>> Villie?
>>
>> Ah? You want me to answer that question again?
>
> Is this the Twilight Zone?
Or Star Wars Tales?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially compared to the Flood Of Innuendo...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cummings...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeyore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Is *that* what she said?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my, what are we thinking?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> What else?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Scotch?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ahhh...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lindeman's Kriek.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *WHAT!*
>>>>>
>>>>> Belgian cherry beer.
>>>>
>>>> Ehh...
>>>
>>> Not as scary as the currant beer.
>>
>> Maybe they're trying to scare the Germans...?
>
> Eh, they'll drink anything that used to be wheat :)
True...
[I was going to add a random comment on Budweiser Budvar - what your
mispronounced and somewhat misnamed "Budweiser" won't let them call anything
except Czechvar in the USA... but the throwaway comment inadvertently said
enough..]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> which roars up the Canyon of Lurve like an X-wing on a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trench-run...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's a PBS special in the making...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Really... just don't let John in the building while Rim's being
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interviewed...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Restraining order...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought I hadn't seen him around in a while...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But it seems they let him out.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lock up your wives and daughters, RASSM!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "The big Dick is here! Get ready!" --Adrian Cronauer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> From _Good Morning, Vietnam_.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ah...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *nod*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> !
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> })
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ______
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> / \\
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |____/¬' //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /_____|_|_ //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> / \ \\ //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |-- //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | ||| //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |[# //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | ||| //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |\| //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | | \ //
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | | /OE
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |_ UE
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |||
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |||
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |||\
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |/|/
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |I|
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |I|
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |I|
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |_____|II
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> \_ L__\
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 0
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> \|/
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /|\
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> \ 0 /
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (o) (o)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> / \
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> (o) (o)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> \_/\_/
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> 42
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Ah, they are, aren't they...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> In Liverpool.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Start a revolution from my bed...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "They say you want a revolution..."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Well, you know..."
>>>>>
>>>>> "...we came in."
>>>>
>>>> National Express...
>>>
>>> Steam locomotive.
>>
>> Convoy!
>
> Solomon Islands.
Foucault's Pendulum!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Oh hell, I can't keep my OE from messing everything
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.....so Simon, John, Pol' or myself said one the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> following.....;-)>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think it was all of us, judging by what you chose to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> respond to below =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably... these things get like that...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially when they're restarted after a month of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dormancy, during which time the internal stream of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> consciousness
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has been lost.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And that's bad why?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> For us? It ain't! For them....well....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You ever noticed that these posts always turn into a chorus of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smirks?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes. ;)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :¬>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ah, the ASCII again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Kurtz>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The ASCII... the ASCII...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Kurtz>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Valkyries.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I love the smell of Ã?heetah! in the morning!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <the NRG begin to sing>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Da da da da-dah! Da da da da-dah!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dum-dum-dum dum-de-dum dum-de-dum...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bong!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Monty...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Python's...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Flying!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Circus!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *riff*
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> [Liberty Bell!]
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> `And now for something, completely different'...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Boobies!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Aye?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [Gilliam-style boobies appear in the sky over planet RASSM...]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *pop*
>>>>>>> Rolling hills with pinkish tops?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Very small Jedi...
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh dear.
>>>>
>>>> Yoda?
>>>
>>> "The horror..."
>>
>> "Mistah Vader... he dead..."
>
> "The plane, boss! The plane!"
"Uhh...is that your car, boss?"
Nicholas Cage. Las Vegas. I'm yet to see a bad movie involving both...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's the cheesiest!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's the queasiest!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How much cheese? A lot of cheese.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> More cheese than most of us have had hot [deleted]...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All righty then!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Okeyday!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *Jabba eats a frog*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [burp!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How wude!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thankyouverymuch.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mypleasure.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know, I'm a charity case if ever there was one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hear that, girls?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt Rim's reading, I'm afraid... or is it jmf
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you're chasing now...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nah, she has kids, doesn't she? I was thinking more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> along the lines of a cute newbie who may be lurking at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moment....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh fine! Disqualify me just because I have two
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> young kids and am unhappily married, will you? ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know, damn my overdeveloped sense of honor =P
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is the problem with single guys these days,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> too many limitations..... Very different than the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 80's.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Care to illuminate that last with something more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> concrete? Hmmm???
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kids! Guys don't like gals with kids! Geez, get your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mind out the gutter.....;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why? It likes it there! =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can look up Rim's skirt...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Again...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Teletubbies?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Rimrunner=Tellytubby?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> There's a disturbing juxtaposition.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Well, it was what the sense of the thread implied... maybe if we put
>>>>>>>>>> them all on diets?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Then we'd have very thin monkeylooking things in primary
>>>>>>>>> colors...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What would happen to the habermanned-in TV-screens?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What??
>>>>>>
>>>>>> the TVs on the tellytubbies
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, them. They'd bulge, I think.
>>>>
>>>> Unless we got the Japanese involved?
>>>
>>> Most likely.
>>
>> That gives me an idea about twisted tellytuby upgrade fanfic...
>
> Tentacle Tubby?
What's with you and tentacles?!
I wish I could remember. Instead, I'm just conflating La-La with
_Videodrome_, and I'm worried I'm about to go in one of those moments I
occasionally get when I think I'm Sam Beckett playing Kyle MacLachlan in a
David Lynch film...
The bloke from _Quantum Leap_, or the Irish playwright? I have no idea!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Natch.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, her ears must ring every time we get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> together....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrible, isn't it...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And then some.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (in the unlikely event she's wearing a skirt... but
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John's an optimist... =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As optimistic as a cynic can get, anyway =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A paradox! A paradox! A simply amazing paradox!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Damn, I got called on it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone would have eventually...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> True. Have a bud and forget about it...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Newcastle brown ale...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Newkie brown!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "The ales of the English are bitter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> At Maldon on the Rye..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That they are. Still trying to track down Rim's Obsidian Stout
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I could probably slip a blaxploitation gag in here...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would be excessive...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, you know what they say about the size of their...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *ba-dum bump!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *steakknife!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shut yo' mouth!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *rimshot!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Won'tcha buy some cheese?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Depends on the cheese...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I feel a skit coming on.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is silly...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You betcha!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Aye.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Good. We agree.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On what, though?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That thing, of course.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Y'quhat?!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> This is silly!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's...
>>>>>
>>>>> v.v. silly
>>>>
>>>> General Secretary of the Canadian Communist Party
>>>
>>> Quite silly.
>>
>> Sounds... Portugese...
>
> Portugal: The Other Iberian Meat.
<El Cid>
I will call it... Mini-Spain!
</El Cid>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just think *happy* thoughts :)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nasty minds you have.....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We're a product of the media, I tells ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You may be the love-child of WorldVision and the Seven
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Network, but that's something you want to keep to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Along with the venerial diseases.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ak!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> D'oh! I've said too much...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. Go on...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Modesty forbids.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does she?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You sly dog!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *rimshot*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd do the same, but John would feel left out... =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Too... many... guys...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Too... few... rimrunners...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "The women!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where!?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I'm running out of 'em at work.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nahh, never works... wear a condom...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Shields, Captain?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "We've never been this close."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was *wrong*. Just *wrong*...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <John Solo gropes jmf as she falls over in pain when the joke
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hits her>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh dear!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, it is in character...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Too... many... story threads!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Too... few... women!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Available" is also a criteria. There are plenty of women
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *around*.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Too... few... easy... women!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Well, even so I might have a scruple or two then. Amazingly
>>>>>>>>>>> enough :)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yikes!-)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "I'm nice men."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> All of them?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sometimes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> These humans are crazy...
>>>>>
>>>>> Cwaaazy.
>>>>
>>>> Porcinet?
>>>
>>> Is that the latest Porkins fan site?
>>
>> No... it's one of Tilson's Sith War NPCs... but it would make for a good
>> parody...
>
> The Cult of Porkins: Satire or serious mental disorder?
Why not both?
[And btw, George Lucas=Dorito - which won't make sense yet at this point in
the thread =]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but all of my friends slept around
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite a bit in the 80's.....married or no, kids or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no, AIDs or no, even here in Utah......;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Utah? Land of the LDS? You lie!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And there goes my last hope for American
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> morality...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What better way to get a guy to marry you than the ol'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shotgun wedding?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, feigning pregnancy comes to mind...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does that work on women as well?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's more complicated that way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is one of those strange moments that I'm actively
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> glad you're not a woman...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would be a sexy bitch, lemme tell ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's another of them... =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can keep 'em coming.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would have been a pun had I been speaking it out loud.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Is this a good time for a colorful innuendo?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spit it out, then...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you like Italian sausage?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I prefer the country's women...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Though I have a sudden craving for a chorizo...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's not bad either.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Homer Simpson>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmmm... sausages...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Homer Simpson>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In my salad?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You tell me...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, there's a ticket to innuendo.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *Now* you start complaining about innuendo...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [should we start crossposting?!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean like what we did to AFW?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was thinking more like Omar =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have my limits...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But where are they?-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's one! Set for stun!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <falls asleep>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *Zzz*
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Zrk!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> What the fuck is unicode?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Context?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> My mail program would only let me post in unicode, whatever that
>>>>>>>>>> means...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Just one of those things.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You don't know either, do you?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Er... not really :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hah!
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes.
>>>>
>>>> Oh my!
>>>
>>> $)
>>
>> George Lucas = Dorito?
>
> I still con't figure that analogy out.
Isn't that half the point?
And how sharp is half a point, anyway?
[Actually, on reflection... well, on going backwards to fill in a couple of
blanks... I reckon it's probably that someone once claimed to have seen an
image of a dorito in Lucas' face... dammit, I think I remember that thread,
too...]
>>>>>>>>>>> Over 2000 lines. Wow.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Now if only other people would join in and render it *totally*
>>>>>>>>>> nonsensical!-)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I could post in ROT13...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You *could*...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Gung jbhyq or pbashfvat.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Y'quhat?
>>>>>
>>>>> ROT13
>>>>
>>>> Wasn't that that film with Gene Hackman?
>>>
>>> Close.
>>
>> Strange there's been no major film of that name...
>>
>>> __ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
>>> (__ * _ _ _ _
>>> __)|| | |(_)| \ "Mmm... unexplained bacon."
>>
>> Heh!
>
> I've kept that .sig for a while now... good lord, a year!
Scary, huh?
> (-o-) A L L D O N E ! B Y E B Y E ! <*>
> | __ "Senso, anything on your radar?" |
> | (__ * _ _ _ _ "Nothing but my forehead, sir." |
> | __)|| | |(_)| \ --Courtesy of G. Permann |
> |___________________________________________________________________|
Especially considering the rest of the .sig has been around since... well,
since TheForce.Net was The Star Wars Page at Texas A&M and we were all
pumped about the SEs and the Prequels...
Pol'
policrat'
Did I?
>>>>>> Boobies.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Blue milk.
>>>>>
>>>> Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
>>>>
>>> ...mice.
>>>
>> She's a duck!>
>
> Does it quack?
What do you think?!
> __ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
> (__ * _ _ _ _
> __)|| | |(_)| \ "Mmm... unexplained bacon."
Pol'
Simon H. Lee
At the time I would have said yes.
>>>>>>> Boobies.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Blue milk.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
>>>>>
>>>> ...mice.
>>>>
>>> She's a duck!>
>>
>> Does it quack?
>
>What do you think?!
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a
herring!
--
__ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
Penguinista
Will someone get the sith war back on track and throw this thread into
mount doom?
Celaeno
><SNIP>
>Will someone get the sith war back on track and throw this thread into
>mount doom?
So... does this mean you understand how people feel about 99% of your
sith war posts?
Rakelle
--
There was an old man
From Peru, whose limericks
Were really haiku
Penguinista
>
>><SNIP>
>>Will someone get the sith war back on track and throw this thread into
>>mount doom?
>
>
> So... does this mean you understand how people feel about 99% of your
> sith war posts?
>
>
> Rakelle
Some people around here have no sense of drama or role play.
As for humor, I don't go in for the disgusting stuff.
Steve...@rightbehindyou.com
> Celaeno wrote:
> > You will not evade me, Penguinista <pe...@nospam.calweb.com>:
> >
> Well, your point seams to have missed me entirely.
> >
> >><SNIP>
> >>Will someone get the sith war back on track and throw this thread into
> >>mount doom?
> >
> >
> > So... does this mean you understand how people feel about 99% of your
> > sith war posts?
> >
> >
> > Rakelle
>
> Some people around here have no sense of drama or role play.
Admitting it, are you?
> As for humor, I don't go in for the disgusting stuff.
You view humor as disgusting. That explains a lot.
Steve Tilson
--
The avalanche has begun. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
policrat'
Anyway, while you're at it, do you mind if I involve you on a Matrix riff on
the current Sith War?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Donchig?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Bueller? Bueller?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> German Bight?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Kaiser Wilhelm?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Was Lenin a communist übermenschevik?
>>>>
>>>> Liberace!
>>>>
>>>> Or is it Elvis?
>>>
>>> You replied to yourself there?
>>
>> Did I?
>
> At the time I would have said yes.
And now?
>>>>>>>> Boobies.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Blue milk.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
>>>>>>
>>>>> ...mice.
>>>>>
>>>> She's a duck!>
>>>
>>> Does it quack?
>>
>> What do you think?!
>
> You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a
> herring!
Ni!
> __ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
> (__ * _ _ _ _ "Sometimes the need to mess with their heads
> __)|| | |(_)| \ outweighs the millstone of humiliation."
Pol'
policrat'
board!
> <SNIP>
> Will someone get the sith war back on track and throw this thread into
> mount doom?
Tilson? Or do I have to do all this myself?
Pol'
policrat'
board!
> Celaeno wrote:
>
>> You will not evade me, Penguinista <pe...@nospam.calweb.com>:
>>
> Well, your point seams to have missed me entirely.
Troll!
>>> <SNIP>
>>> Will someone get the sith war back on track and throw this thread into
>>> mount doom?
>>
>>
>> So... does this mean you understand how people feel about 99% of your
>> sith war posts?
>>
>>
>> Rakelle
>
> Some people around here have no sense of drama or role play.
=)
> As for humor, I don't go in for the disgusting stuff.
FACPOV...
Pol'
Simon H. Lee
There's a Sith War? :)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Donchig?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bueller? Bueller?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> German Bight?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Kaiser Wilhelm?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Was Lenin a communist übermenschevik?
>>>>>
>>>>> Liberace!
>>>>>
>>>>> Or is it Elvis?
>>>>
>>>> You replied to yourself there?
>>>
>>> Did I?
>>
>> At the time I would have said yes.
>
>And now?
Yes. Why not.
>>>>>>>>> Boobies.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Blue milk.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...mice.
>>>>>>
>>>>> She's a duck!>
>>>>
>>>> Does it quack?
>>>
>>> What do you think?!
>>
>> You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a
>> herring!
>
>Ni!
Cheese.
--
policrat'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spell out: On Tue,29 Oct 2002 01:03:27 +0000, policrat'
We're waiting on Tilson... but aye... or something...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Donchig?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bueller? Bueller?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> German Bight?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Kaiser Wilhelm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Was Lenin a communist übermenschevik?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Liberace!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Or is it Elvis?
>>>>>
>>>>> You replied to yourself there?
>>>>
>>>> Did I?
>>>
>>> At the time I would have said yes.
>>
>> And now?
>
> Yes. Why not.
Well, because I thought you were talking about "Or is it Elvis?", rather
than "Liberace!"
>>>>>>>>>> Boobies.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Blue milk.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ...mice.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> She's a duck!>
>>>>>
>>>>> Does it quack?
>>>>
>>>> What do you think?!
>>>
>>> You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a
>>> herring!
>>
>> Ni!
>
> Cheese.
I wonder if you could make cheese out of breast-milk...
> ______(-o-)___A L L D O N E ! B Y E B Y E !____<*>__________
> | __ "How many people do you know who can get out of
> | (__ * _ _ _ _ a straitjacket in under three minutes?"
> | __)|| | |(_)| \ "Fortunately, none."
Pol'
Simon H. Lee
However did things get this way...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Donchig?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bueller? Bueller?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> German Bight?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kaiser Wilhelm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Was Lenin a communist übermenschevik?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Liberace!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Or is it Elvis?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You replied to yourself there?
>>>>>
>>>>> Did I?
>>>>
>>>> At the time I would have said yes.
>>>
>>> And now?
>>
>> Yes. Why not.
>
>Well, because I thought you were talking about "Or is it Elvis?", rather
>than "Liberace!"
I only said "Liberace!"
>>>>>>>>>>> Boobies.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Blue milk.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ...mice.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> She's a duck!>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Does it quack?
>>>>>
>>>>> What do you think?!
>>>>
>>>> You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a
>>>> herring!
>>>
>>> Ni!
>>
>> Cheese.
>
>I wonder if you could make cheese out of breast-milk...
Hmm. Breast cheese.
Yuck.
Jill Marie
policrat' <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:BA7272E0.21A6%policr...@hotmail.com...
You can indeed. It's just not very practical.
~~jill marie
policrat'
Umm... I think it was the conjunction of the BPT and LotR... though the fact
that you cast yourself as Neo in a random cameo about four years ago and I
seem to have ended up as Elrond all coincides niceley with the whole virtual
reality conceit involving HackBoy... we might get it running just in time
for Matrix 2...
So long as Tilson gets a move on =)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Donchig?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bueller? Bueller?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> German Bight?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kaiser Wilhelm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was Lenin a communist übermenschevik?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Liberace!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Or is it Elvis?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You replied to yourself there?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Did I?
>>>>>
>>>>> At the time I would have said yes.
>>>>
>>>> And now?
>>>
>>> Yes. Why not.
>>
>> Well, because I thought you were talking about "Or is it Elvis?", rather
>> than "Liberace!"
>
> I only said "Liberace!"
Uhh, didn't I say "Liberace!"?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Boobies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Blue milk.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ...mice.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> She's a duck!>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Does it quack?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What do you think?!
>>>>>
>>>>> You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a
>>>>> herring!
>>>>
>>>> Ni!
>>>
>>> Cheese.
>>
>> I wonder if you could make cheese out of breast-milk...
>
> Hmm. Breast cheese.
>
> Yuck.
When you put it like that, aye...
> -- - Simon -
> ALL DONE! BYE BYE!
Pol'
policrat'
board!
!
And just *how* do you know that?!
But bless you, jmf. Very NRG.
> ~~jill marie
POL'
Simon H. Lee
My tale was just a vague attempt to get into the story before
giving up entirely. Though it was vaguely Matrixish if you choose to
interpret it that way... (or in my case, breaking the fourth wall...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Donchig?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bueller? Bueller?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> German Bight?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kaiser Wilhelm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was Lenin a communist übermenschevik?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Liberace!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Or is it Elvis?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You replied to yourself there?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Did I?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> At the time I would have said yes.
>>>>>
>>>>> And now?
>>>>
>>>> Yes. Why not.
>>>
>>> Well, because I thought you were talking about "Or is it Elvis?", rather
>>> than "Liberace!"
>>
>> I only said "Liberace!"
>
>Uhh, didn't I say "Liberace!"?
Yes. Whoops.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boobies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Blue milk.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ...mice.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> She's a duck!>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Does it quack?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What do you think?!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a
>>>>>> herring!
>>>>>
>>>>> Ni!
>>>>
>>>> Cheese.
>>>
>>> I wonder if you could make cheese out of breast-milk...
>>
>> Hmm. Breast cheese.
>>
>> Yuck.
>
>When you put it like that, aye...
To Jill Marie (who's reading this?!?!): I can't imagine the
retrieval process would be *entirely* pleasant or practical.
--
__ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
(__ * _ _ _ _
__)|| | |(_)| \ "...and then, the squirrels attacked."
Jill Marie
=) Just trust me on this.
> But bless you, jmf. Very NRG.
<jm bows>
> > ~~jill marie
>
> POL'
~~jill marie
policrat'
=)
Aye... ISTR that you did explicitly compare the trenchcoat and shades to
those which Neo wears... which actually really suits me...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Donchig?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bueller? Bueller?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> German Bight?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kaiser Wilhelm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was Lenin a communist übermenschevik?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Liberace!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Or is it Elvis?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You replied to yourself there?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Did I?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> At the time I would have said yes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And now?
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes. Why not.
>>>>
>>>> Well, because I thought you were talking about "Or is it Elvis?", rather
>>>> than "Liberace!"
>>>
>>> I only said "Liberace!"
>>
>> Uhh, didn't I say "Liberace!"?
>
> Yes. Whoops.
Especially since you were accusing me of repying to myself by saying
"Liberace!" in the first place...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boobies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blue milk.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> ...mice.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> She's a duck!>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Does it quack?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What do you think?!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a
>>>>>>> herring!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ni!
>>>>>
>>>>> Cheese.
>>>>
>>>> I wonder if you could make cheese out of breast-milk...
>>>
>>> Hmm. Breast cheese.
>>>
>>> Yuck.
>>
>> When you put it like that, aye...
>
> To Jill Marie (who's reading this?!?!):
Y'know, that didn't strike me as odd... which is kinda scary...
> I can't imagine the
> retrieval process would be *entirely* pleasant or practical.
No. No. Quite definately no.
But then the Middle Ages were full of wet-nurses...
Which I'm sure Donchig will comment on =)
Pol'
policrat'
You _know_ you want to tell us...
>> But bless you, jmf. Very NRG.
>
> <jm bows>
Heh!
>>> ~~jill marie
>>
>> POL'
>
> ~~jill marie
Pol'
Simon H. Lee
I think you're right. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it
more, I made it Matrixish and explicitly stated that I was making it
Matrixish. The room, too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (We're all *mad*, I tell you...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> INDEED?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Verily.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yay!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here we all are...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Donchig?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bueller? Bueller?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> German Bight?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kaiser Wilhelm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was Lenin a communist übermenschevik?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Liberace!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Or is it Elvis?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You replied to yourself there?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Did I?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> At the time I would have said yes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And now?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes. Why not.
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, because I thought you were talking about "Or is it Elvis?", rather
>>>>> than "Liberace!"
>>>>
>>>> I only said "Liberace!"
>>>
>>> Uhh, didn't I say "Liberace!"?
>>
>> Yes. Whoops.
>
>Especially since you were accusing me of repying to myself by saying
>"Liberace!" in the first place...
Or it's an elaborate ploy to mislead you. Or not.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boobies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blue milk.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ...mice.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> She's a duck!>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Does it quack?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What do you think?!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a
>>>>>>>> herring!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ni!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Cheese.
>>>>>
>>>>> I wonder if you could make cheese out of breast-milk...
>>>>
>>>> Hmm. Breast cheese.
>>>>
>>>> Yuck.
>>>
>>> When you put it like that, aye...
>>
>> To Jill Marie (who's reading this?!?!):
>
>Y'know, that didn't strike me as odd... which is kinda scary...
Her being at least somewhat involved in the NRG before probably
contributes to that. That and occasionally we're amusing in a new way.
>> I can't imagine the
>> retrieval process would be *entirely* pleasant or practical.
>
>No. No. Quite definately no.
>
>But then the Middle Ages were full of wet-nurses...
Great, now you're making me envision a slightly rounder, plumper
version of Castle Anthrax.
>Which I'm sure Donchig will comment on =)
You can count on some things to trigger a reaction in certain
people. Laphroaig.
--
__ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
(__ * _ _ _ _
__)|| | |(_)| \ "Mmm... unexplained bacon."
policrat'
Actually, I misremembered. I thought you did, but according to google, you
refused the Matrix togs for a bomber-jacket, cargo pants and a
speeder-bike...
Still, you arrived in this Sith War in the leather duster and shades, and
they match the plot... I'll provide an explanation just as soon as RH has
posted her next post...
I think you just succeeded in misleading yourself...
Feedback on the hive-mind?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boobies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blue milk.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...mice.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> She's a duck!>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Does it quack?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> What do you think?!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a
>>>>>>>>> herring!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ni!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Cheese.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I wonder if you could make cheese out of breast-milk...
>>>>>
>>>>> Hmm. Breast cheese.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yuck.
>>>>
>>>> When you put it like that, aye...
>>>
>>> To Jill Marie (who's reading this?!?!):
>>
>> Y'know, that didn't strike me as odd... which is kinda scary...
>
> Her being at least somewhat involved in the NRG before probably
> contributes to that.
Really?
> That and occasionally we're amusing in a new way.
'new'? Is that a euphemism?
>>> I can't imagine the
>>> retrieval process would be *entirely* pleasant or practical.
>>
>> No. No. Quite definately no.
>>
>> But then the Middle Ages were full of wet-nurses...
>
> Great, now you're making me envision a slightly rounder, plumper
> version of Castle Anthrax.
BOOBIES!
>> Which I'm sure Donchig will comment on =)
>
> You can count on some things to trigger a reaction in certain
> people. Laphroaig.
[salivates, and smells the salt spray on the wind above the pale strand and
dark spread of the peat-marsh]
*spork!*
Pol'
Rainbow Heron
<policr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
And I'll post it as soon as a certain someone will send me those
translations. :-)
-Rainbow Heron
(sig hopes it's soon)
AHA! I snipped!
==========================================
http://web.ftc-i.net/~rkanderson/rassm/swc.htm
Rainbow Heron's Sith War Characters Page
==========================================
Penny for your two cents?
policrat'
on board!
Aye!
> -Rainbow Heron
> (sig hopes it's soon)
>
> AHA! I snipped!
INDEEED?!
Pol'
Simon Lee
out:
That part I do remember, but yes, the start is still Matrix.
> Still, you arrived in this Sith War in the leather duster and shades,
> and they match the plot... I'll provide an explanation just as soon as
> RH has posted her next post...
Along for the ride, I am.
Too many replies!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boobies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blue milk.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...mice.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> She's a duck!>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Does it quack?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> What do you think?!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a
>>>>>>>>>> herring!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ni!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Cheese.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I wonder if you could make cheese out of breast-milk...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hmm. Breast cheese.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yuck.
>>>>>
>>>>> When you put it like that, aye...
>>>>
>>>> To Jill Marie (who's reading this?!?!):
>>>
>>> Y'know, that didn't strike me as odd... which is kinda scary...
>>
>> Her being at least somewhat involved in the NRG before probably
>> contributes to that.
>
> Really?
>
>> That and occasionally we're amusing in a new way.
>
> 'new'? Is that a euphemism?
"Peculiar?"
>>>> I can't imagine the
>>>> retrieval process would be *entirely* pleasant or practical.
>>>
>>> No. No. Quite definately no.
>>>
>>> But then the Middle Ages were full of wet-nurses...
>>
>> Great, now you're making me envision a slightly rounder, plumper
>> version of Castle Anthrax.
>
> BOOBIES!
>
>>> Which I'm sure Donchig will comment on =)
>>
>> You can count on some things to trigger a reaction in certain
>> people. Laphroaig.
>
> [salivates, and smells the salt spray on the wind above the pale
> strand and dark spread of the peat-marsh]
>
> *spork!*
Pavlov lives!
I think I'll try the Macallan next.
--
__ (-o-) <*> A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!
policrat'
board!
So you're in?
>> Still, you arrived in this Sith War in the leather duster and shades,
>> and they match the plot... I'll provide an explanation just as soon as
>> RH has posted her next post...
>
> Along for the ride, I am.
Much appreciated... my twisted plans really wouldn't work without it.
You up for throwing the Sith War *into* the Balance Point Thread?
There's... too many of them?
And where's John, anyway?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boobies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blue milk.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...mice.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She's a duck!>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does it quack?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> What do you think?!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a
>>>>>>>>>>> herring!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Ni!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Cheese.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I wonder if you could make cheese out of breast-milk...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hmm. Breast cheese.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yuck.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> When you put it like that, aye...
>>>>>
>>>>> To Jill Marie (who's reading this?!?!):
>>>>
>>>> Y'know, that didn't strike me as odd... which is kinda scary...
>>>
>>> Her being at least somewhat involved in the NRG before probably
>>> contributes to that.
>>
>> Really?
>>
>>> That and occasionally we're amusing in a new way.
>>
>> 'new'? Is that a euphemism?
>
> "Peculiar?"
Theakstons'? I'd prefer a Taylors, an IPA or an 80/-, if you had any...
>>>>> I can't imagine the
>>>>> retrieval process would be *entirely* pleasant or practical.
>>>>
>>>> No. No. Quite definately no.
>>>>
>>>> But then the Middle Ages were full of wet-nurses...
>>>
>>> Great, now you're making me envision a slightly rounder, plumper
>>> version of Castle Anthrax.
>>
>> BOOBIES!
>>
>>>> Which I'm sure Donchig will comment on =)
>>>
>>> You can count on some things to trigger a reaction in certain
>>> people. Laphroaig.
>>
>> [salivates, and smells the salt spray on the wind above the pale
>> strand and dark spread of the peat-marsh]
>>
>> *spork!*
>
> Pavlov lives!
Grr...
> I think I'll try the Macallan next.
Depends on the age... if you've got any 30Y0, then please do...
Pol'
Simon H. Lee
I'm going to be very confused. I only managed to keep track of
Sith War I because we hadn't called it such at the time.
>>> Still, you arrived in this Sith War in the leather duster and shades,
>>> and they match the plot... I'll provide an explanation just as soon as
>>> RH has posted her next post...
>>
>> Along for the ride, I am.
>
>Much appreciated... my twisted plans really wouldn't work without it.
>
>You up for throwing the Sith War *into* the Balance Point Thread?
This can only become incredibly weird.
Back in the Neutral Zone?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boobies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blue milk.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lesser-Spotted Rutullian Tits
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...mice.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She's a duck!>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does it quack?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What do you think?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a
>>>>>>>>>>>> herring!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Ni!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Cheese.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I wonder if you could make cheese out of breast-milk...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hmm. Breast cheese.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yuck.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> When you put it like that, aye...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> To Jill Marie (who's reading this?!?!):
>>>>>
>>>>> Y'know, that didn't strike me as odd... which is kinda scary...
>>>>
>>>> Her being at least somewhat involved in the NRG before probably
>>>> contributes to that.
>>>
>>> Really?
>>>
>>>> That and occasionally we're amusing in a new way.
>>>
>>> 'new'? Is that a euphemism?
>>
>> "Peculiar?"
>
>Theakstons'? I'd prefer a Taylors, an IPA or an 80/-, if you had any...
All I've got is some Belgian raspberry lambic.
>>>>>> I can't imagine the
>>>>>> retrieval process would be *entirely* pleasant or practical.
>>>>>
>>>>> No. No. Quite definately no.
>>>>>
>>>>> But then the Middle Ages were full of wet-nurses...
>>>>
>>>> Great, now you're making me envision a slightly rounder, plumper
>>>> version of Castle Anthrax.
>>>
>>> BOOBIES!
>>>
>>>>> Which I'm sure Donchig will comment on =)
>>>>
>>>> You can count on some things to trigger a reaction in certain
>>>> people. Laphroaig.
>>>
>>> [salivates, and smells the salt spray on the wind above the pale
>>> strand and dark spread of the peat-marsh]
>>>
>>> *spork!*
>>
>> Pavlov lives!
>
>Grr...
*slaver*
>> I think I'll try the Macallan next.
>
>Depends on the age... if you've got any 30Y0, then please do...
I don't think I can afford that. Well, maybe very small quantities
of it.
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(__ * _ _ _ _
policrat'
Don't worry... no-one has any idea what's going on half the time, anyway...
>>>> Still, you arrived in this Sith War in the leather duster and shades,
>>>> and they match the plot... I'll provide an explanation just as soon as
>>>> RH has posted her next post...
>>>
>>> Along for the ride, I am.
>>
>> Much appreciated... my twisted plans really wouldn't work without it.
>>
>> You up for throwing the Sith War *into* the Balance Point Thread?
>
> This can only become incredibly weird.
And that's bad why?
Look at it this way - it cuts down on the amount of insane, complex and
really time-consuming RASSM stuff going on...
In theory...
Why does that sound vaguely Perez-Reverte?
If John was here, he might be able to help answer that, too...
% ABV?
>>>>>>> I can't imagine the
>>>>>>> retrieval process would be *entirely* pleasant or practical.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No. No. Quite definately no.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But then the Middle Ages were full of wet-nurses...
>>>>>
>>>>> Great, now you're making me envision a slightly rounder, plumper
>>>>> version of Castle Anthrax.
>>>>
>>>> BOOBIES!
>>>>
>>>>>> Which I'm sure Donchig will comment on =)
>>>>>
>>>>> You can count on some things to trigger a reaction in certain
>>>>> people. Laphroaig.
>>>>
>>>> [salivates, and smells the salt spray on the wind above the pale
>>>> strand and dark spread of the peat-marsh]
>>>>
>>>> *spork!*
>>>
>>> Pavlov lives!
>>
>> Grr...
>
> *slaver*
*drrring!*
>>> I think I'll try the Macallan next.
>>
>> Depends on the age... if you've got any 30Y0, then please do...
>
> I don't think I can afford that. Well, maybe very small quantities
> of it.
It's worth it, IMHO...
Pol'
Rainbow Heron
Oui et merci!
>> -Rainbow Heron
>> (sig hopes it's soon)
>>
>> AHA! I snipped!
>
>INDEEED?!
Absolutely!
-Rainbow Heron
(sig has the scissors)
I almost considered snipping again!
policrat'
Danke!
>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>> (sig hopes it's soon)
>>>
>>> AHA! I snipped!
>>
>> INDEEED?!
>
> Absolutely!
Uh-huh!
> -Rainbow Heron
> (sig has the scissors)
>
> I almost considered snipping again!
Shame!
Pol'
Simon H. Lee
You know I prefer some semblance of personal organization :)
>>>>> Still, you arrived in this Sith War in the leather duster and shades,
>>>>> and they match the plot... I'll provide an explanation just as soon as
>>>>> RH has posted her next post...
>>>>
>>>> Along for the ride, I am.
>>>
>>> Much appreciated... my twisted plans really wouldn't work without it.
>>>
>>> You up for throwing the Sith War *into* the Balance Point Thread?
>>
>> This can only become incredibly weird.
>
>And that's bad why?
>
>Look at it this way - it cuts down on the amount of insane, complex and
>really time-consuming RASSM stuff going on...
>
>In theory...
In theory. In practice it seems that people spend all day posting
around here...
It would certainly clarify things.
Don't recall. It's a medium strength beer I think, so nothing too
smashing. Then again, what I had was a 750 mL.
>>>>>>>> I can't imagine the
>>>>>>>> retrieval process would be *entirely* pleasant or practical.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No. No. Quite definately no.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> But then the Middle Ages were full of wet-nurses...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Great, now you're making me envision a slightly rounder, plumper
>>>>>> version of Castle Anthrax.
>>>>>
>>>>> BOOBIES!
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Which I'm sure Donchig will comment on =)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You can count on some things to trigger a reaction in certain
>>>>>> people. Laphroaig.
>>>>>
>>>>> [salivates, and smells the salt spray on the wind above the pale
>>>>> strand and dark spread of the peat-marsh]
>>>>>
>>>>> *spork!*
>>>>
>>>> Pavlov lives!
>>>
>>> Grr...
>>
>> *slaver*
>
>*drrring!*
Hey, where's the meat?
>>>> I think I'll try the Macallan next.
>>>
>>> Depends on the age... if you've got any 30Y0, then please do...
>>
>> I don't think I can afford that. Well, maybe very small quantities
>> of it.
>
>It's worth it, IMHO...
I just need to find a local dispenser then.
Rainbow Heron
<policr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Willkommen!
>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>> (sig hopes it's soon)
>>>>
>>>> AHA! I snipped!
>>>
>>> INDEEED?!
>>
>> Absolutely!
>
>Uh-huh!
Yup!
>> -Rainbow Heron
>> (sig has the scissors)
>>
>> I almost considered snipping again!
>
>Shame!
Shears!
-Rainbow Heron
(sig doesn't have the scissors anymore)
I swipped 'em so sig wouldn't get any 'bright ideas' concerning my
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And when I'm done kicking their donkeys and cigarettes,
I'm gonna kick THEM!
policrat'
Ist gut, ja!
>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>> (sig hopes it's soon)
>>>>>
>>>>> AHA! I snipped!
>>>>
>>>> INDEEED?!
>>>
>>> Absolutely!
>>
>> Uh-huh!
>
> Yup!
Boobies?
>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>> (sig has the scissors)
>>>
>>> I almost considered snipping again!
>>
>> Shame!
>
> Shears!
Scissors!
> -Rainbow Heron
> (sig doesn't have the scissors anymore)
>
> I swipped 'em so sig wouldn't get any 'bright ideas' concerning my
> hair...agan.
Hmm?
Pol'
policrat'
>>>>>>>>>...>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Darth Gumby
That's good... might be... different...
>>>>>> Still, you arrived in this Sith War in the leather duster and shades,
>>>>>> and they match the plot... I'll provide an explanation just as soon as
>>>>>> RH has posted her next post...
>>>>>
>>>>> Along for the ride, I am.
>>>>
>>>> Much appreciated... my twisted plans really wouldn't work without it.
>>>>
>>>> You up for throwing the Sith War *into* the Balance Point Thread?
>>>
>>> This can only become incredibly weird.
>>
>> And that's bad why?
>>
>> Look at it this way - it cuts down on the amount of insane, complex and
>> really time-consuming RASSM stuff going on...
>>
>> In theory...
>
> In theory. In practice it seems that people spend all day posting
> around here...
All night, you mean?
You think? Then we'd *never* remember who said what...
Heh! Nice...
>>>>>>>>> I can't imagine the
>>>>>>>>> retrieval process would be *entirely* pleasant or practical.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No. No. Quite definately no.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But then the Middle Ages were full of wet-nurses...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Great, now you're making me envision a slightly rounder, plumper
>>>>>>> version of Castle Anthrax.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BOOBIES!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Which I'm sure Donchig will comment on =)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You can count on some things to trigger a reaction in certain
>>>>>>> people. Laphroaig.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [salivates, and smells the salt spray on the wind above the pale
>>>>>> strand and dark spread of the peat-marsh]
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *spork!*
>>>>>
>>>>> Pavlov lives!
>>>>
>>>> Grr...
>>>
>>> *slaver*
>>
>> *drrring!*
>
> Hey, where's the meat?
(o) (o)
?
>>>>> I think I'll try the Macallan next.
>>>>
>>>> Depends on the age... if you've got any 30Y0, then please do...
>>>
>>> I don't think I can afford that. Well, maybe very small quantities
>>> of it.
>>
>> It's worth it, IMHO...
>
> I just need to find a local dispenser then.
I guess...
Pol'
Simon H. Lee
Typing with Yoda grammar, I am.
>>>>>>> Still, you arrived in this Sith War in the leather duster and shades,
>>>>>>> and they match the plot... I'll provide an explanation just as soon as
>>>>>>> RH has posted her next post...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Along for the ride, I am.
>>>>>
>>>>> Much appreciated... my twisted plans really wouldn't work without it.
>>>>>
>>>>> You up for throwing the Sith War *into* the Balance Point Thread?
>>>>
>>>> This can only become incredibly weird.
>>>
>>> And that's bad why?
>>>
>>> Look at it this way - it cuts down on the amount of insane, complex and
>>> really time-consuming RASSM stuff going on...
>>>
>>> In theory...
>>
>> In theory. In practice it seems that people spend all day posting
>> around here...
>
>All night, you mean?
Depends on the time zone.
I certainly don't. ;)
Well, the best thing about beer is that the sheer volume involved
keeps one from easily exceeding one's limits in a short span of time. At
least without having to take frequent breaks.
>>>>>>>>>> I can't imagine the
>>>>>>>>>> retrieval process would be *entirely* pleasant or practical.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No. No. Quite definately no.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> But then the Middle Ages were full of wet-nurses...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Great, now you're making me envision a slightly rounder, plumper
>>>>>>>> version of Castle Anthrax.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> BOOBIES!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Which I'm sure Donchig will comment on =)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You can count on some things to trigger a reaction in certain
>>>>>>>> people. Laphroaig.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [salivates, and smells the salt spray on the wind above the pale
>>>>>>> strand and dark spread of the peat-marsh]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *spork!*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pavlov lives!
>>>>>
>>>>> Grr...
>>>>
>>>> *slaver*
>>>
>>> *drrring!*
>>
>> Hey, where's the meat?
>
>(o) (o)
>
> ?
@
>>>>>> I think I'll try the Macallan next.
>>>>>
>>>>> Depends on the age... if you've got any 30Y0, then please do...
>>>>
>>>> I don't think I can afford that. Well, maybe very small quantities
>>>> of it.
>>>
>>> It's worth it, IMHO...
>>
>> I just need to find a local dispenser then.
>
>I guess...
...thus...
policrat'
Confusion disguising general coherence this is! Misdirection, heh? Good!
>>>>>>>> Still, you arrived in this Sith War in the leather duster and shades,
>>>>>>>> and they match the plot... I'll provide an explanation just as soon as
>>>>>>>> RH has posted her next post...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Along for the ride, I am.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Much appreciated... my twisted plans really wouldn't work without it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You up for throwing the Sith War *into* the Balance Point Thread?
>>>>>
>>>>> This can only become incredibly weird.
>>>>
>>>> And that's bad why?
>>>>
>>>> Look at it this way - it cuts down on the amount of insane, complex and
>>>> really time-consuming RASSM stuff going on...
>>>>
>>>> In theory...
>>>
>>> In theory. In practice it seems that people spend all day posting
>>> around here...
>>
>> All night, you mean?
>
> Depends on the time zone.
This post was sent at 9:06am by my clock - I think that means 4:06 US
time...
Well, the options are somewhat limited...
It's all about practice... from 'cold', I'm on about one relief mission per
pint-and-an-eighth (which is *really* inconvenient)... but with a few day's
practice, I can cut back to three or four...
That said, I do drink *very* fast...
>>>>>>>>>>> I can't imagine the
>>>>>>>>>>> retrieval process would be *entirely* pleasant or practical.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No. No. Quite definately no.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> But then the Middle Ages were full of wet-nurses...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Great, now you're making me envision a slightly rounder, plumper
>>>>>>>>> version of Castle Anthrax.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> BOOBIES!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Which I'm sure Donchig will comment on =)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You can count on some things to trigger a reaction in certain
>>>>>>>>> people. Laphroaig.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [salivates, and smells the salt spray on the wind above the pale
>>>>>>>> strand and dark spread of the peat-marsh]
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *spork!*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Pavlov lives!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Grr...
>>>>>
>>>>> *slaver*
>>>>
>>>> *drrring!*
>>>
>>> Hey, where's the meat?
>>
>> (o) (o)
>>
>> ?
>
> @
Quite.
>>>>>>> I think I'll try the Macallan next.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Depends on the age... if you've got any 30Y0, then please do...
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't think I can afford that. Well, maybe very small quantities
>>>>> of it.
>>>>
>>>> It's worth it, IMHO...
>>>
>>> I just need to find a local dispenser then.
>>
>> I guess...
>
> ...thus...
...because therefore...
Pol'
Simon H. Lee
Picking random words from the dictionary, I am! Tympani!
>>>>>>>>> Still, you arrived in this Sith War in the leather duster and shades,
>>>>>>>>> and they match the plot... I'll provide an explanation just as soon as
>>>>>>>>> RH has posted her next post...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Along for the ride, I am.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Much appreciated... my twisted plans really wouldn't work without it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You up for throwing the Sith War *into* the Balance Point Thread?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This can only become incredibly weird.
>>>>>
>>>>> And that's bad why?
>>>>>
>>>>> Look at it this way - it cuts down on the amount of insane, complex and
>>>>> really time-consuming RASSM stuff going on...
>>>>>
>>>>> In theory...
>>>>
>>>> In theory. In practice it seems that people spend all day posting
>>>> around here...
>>>
>>> All night, you mean?
>>
>> Depends on the time zone.
>
>This post was sent at 9:06am by my clock - I think that means 4:06 US
>time...
That's about right.
Checking back on the reply attributions that I didn't snip, we can
blame at least some of this on Darth Gumby.
That's just a little sloshy there.
>That said, I do drink *very* fast...
Do you eat anything?
>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't imagine the
>>>>>>>>>>>> retrieval process would be *entirely* pleasant or practical.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No. No. Quite definately no.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> But then the Middle Ages were full of wet-nurses...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Great, now you're making me envision a slightly rounder, plumper
>>>>>>>>>> version of Castle Anthrax.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> BOOBIES!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Which I'm sure Donchig will comment on =)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You can count on some things to trigger a reaction in certain
>>>>>>>>>> people. Laphroaig.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> [salivates, and smells the salt spray on the wind above the pale
>>>>>>>>> strand and dark spread of the peat-marsh]
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> *spork!*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Pavlov lives!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Grr...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *slaver*
>>>>>
>>>>> *drrring!*
>>>>
>>>> Hey, where's the meat?
>>>
>>> (o) (o)
>>>
>>> ?
>>
>> @
>
>Quite.
eieio
>>>>>>>> I think I'll try the Macallan next.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Depends on the age... if you've got any 30Y0, then please do...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't think I can afford that. Well, maybe very small quantities
>>>>>> of it.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's worth it, IMHO...
>>>>
>>>> I just need to find a local dispenser then.
>>>
>>> I guess...
>>
>> ...thus...
>
>....because therefore...
...in this case...
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policrat'
How rude!
>>>>>>>>>> Still, you arrived in this Sith War in the leather duster and shades,
>>>>>>>>>> and they match the plot... I'll provide an explanation just as soon
>>>>>>>>>> as
>>>>>>>>>> RH has posted her next post...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Along for the ride, I am.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Much appreciated... my twisted plans really wouldn't work without it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You up for throwing the Sith War *into* the Balance Point Thread?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> This can only become incredibly weird.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And that's bad why?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Look at it this way - it cuts down on the amount of insane, complex and
>>>>>> really time-consuming RASSM stuff going on...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In theory...
>>>>>
>>>>> In theory. In practice it seems that people spend all day posting
>>>>> around here...
>>>>
>>>> All night, you mean?
>>>
>>> Depends on the time zone.
>>
>> This post was sent at 9:06am by my clock - I think that means 4:06 US
>> time...
>
> That's about right.
So, all what?
In October...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, yeah! No one! Crap, I said that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out loud, didn't I?
And that's it, I think...
What?
>> That said, I do drink *very* fast...
>
> Do you eat anything?
At the same time? Sometimes? At other times? Quite definately?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't imagine the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> retrieval process would be *entirely* pleasant or practical.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> No. No. Quite definately no.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> But then the Middle Ages were full of wet-nurses...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Great, now you're making me envision a slightly rounder, plumper
>>>>>>>>>>> version of Castle Anthrax.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> BOOBIES!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Which I'm sure Donchig will comment on =)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You can count on some things to trigger a reaction in certain
>>>>>>>>>>> people. Laphroaig.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> [salivates, and smells the salt spray on the wind above the pale
>>>>>>>>>> strand and dark spread of the peat-marsh]
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> *spork!*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Pavlov lives!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Grr...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *slaver*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *drrring!*
>>>>>
>>>>> Hey, where's the meat?
>>>>
>>>> (o) (o)
>>>>
>>>> ?
>>>
>>> @
>>
>> Quite.
>
> eieio
Juggernaut!
>>>>>>>>> I think I'll try the Macallan next.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Depends on the age... if you've got any 30Y0, then please do...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't think I can afford that. Well, maybe very small quantities
>>>>>>> of it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's worth it, IMHO...
>>>>>
>>>>> I just need to find a local dispenser then.
>>>>
>>>> I guess...
>>>
>>> ...thus...
>>
>> ....because therefore...
>
> ...in this case...
...and now for something completely different...
Pol'
Rainbow Heron
<policr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Okieday then!
>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>> (sig hopes it's soon)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> AHA! I snipped!
>>>>>
>>>>> INDEEED?!
>>>>
>>>> Absolutely!
>>>
>>> Uh-huh!
>>
>> Yup!
>
>Boobies?
Bueller?
>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>> (sig has the scissors)
>>>>
>>>> I almost considered snipping again!
>>>
>>> Shame!
>>
>> Shears!
>
>Scissors!
Swords!
>> -Rainbow Heron
>> (sig doesn't have the scissors anymore)
>>
>> I swipped 'em so sig wouldn't get any 'bright ideas' concerning my
>> hair...agan.
>
>Hmm?
I like my hair long.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig giggles)
No sig. <hides scissors>
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policrat'
Yub yub!
>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>> (sig hopes it's soon)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> AHA! I snipped!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> INDEEED?!
>>>>>
>>>>> Absolutely!
>>>>
>>>> Uh-huh!
>>>
>>> Yup!
>>
>> Boobies?
>
> Bueller?
Anyone?
>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>> (sig has the scissors)
>>>>>
>>>>> I almost considered snipping again!
>>>>
>>>> Shame!
>>>
>>> Shears!
>>
>> Scissors!
>
> Swords!
Silliness!
>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>> (sig doesn't have the scissors anymore)
>>>
>>> I swipped 'em so sig wouldn't get any 'bright ideas' concerning my
>>> hair...agan.
>>
>> Hmm?
>
> I like my hair long.
I know...
> -Rainbow Heron
> (sig giggles)
>
> No sig. <hides scissors>
That's OK...
Pol'
Rainbow Heron
<policr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Utinni!
>>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>> (sig hopes it's soon)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> AHA! I snipped!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> INDEEED?!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Absolutely!
>>>>>
>>>>> Uh-huh!
>>>>
>>>> Yup!
>>>
>>> Boobies?
>>
>> Bueller?
>
>Anyone?
Snowcone?
>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>> (sig has the scissors)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I almost considered snipping again!
>>>>>
>>>>> Shame!
>>>>
>>>> Shears!
>>>
>>> Scissors!
>>
>> Swords!
>
>Silliness!
Screwiness!
>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>> (sig doesn't have the scissors anymore)
>>>>
>>>> I swipped 'em so sig wouldn't get any 'bright ideas' concerning my
>>>> hair...agan.
>>>
>>> Hmm?
>>
>> I like my hair long.
>
>I know...
You do?
>> -Rainbow Heron
>> (sig giggles)
>>
>> No sig. <hides scissors>
>
>That's OK...
Thank you!
-Rainbow Heron
(sig pouts)
I think I'll buy my sig a fast-growing vine to something it can trim.
It's been getting scissor-happy again.
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...except they don't make that fart noise.
Simon Lee
out:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Darth Gumby
Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here...
>>>>>>>>>>> Still, you arrived in this Sith War in the leather duster
>>>>>>>>>>> and shades, and they match the plot... I'll provide an
>>>>>>>>>>> explanation just as soon as
>>>>>>>>>>> RH has posted her next post...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Along for the ride, I am.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Much appreciated... my twisted plans really wouldn't work
>>>>>>>>> without it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You up for throwing the Sith War *into* the Balance Point
>>>>>>>>> Thread?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> This can only become incredibly weird.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And that's bad why?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Look at it this way - it cuts down on the amount of insane,
>>>>>>> complex and really time-consuming RASSM stuff going on...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In theory...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In theory. In practice it seems that people spend all day
>>>>>> posting around here...
>>>>>
>>>>> All night, you mean?
>>>>
>>>> Depends on the time zone.
>>>
>>> This post was sent at 9:06am by my clock - I think that means 4:06
>>> US time...
>>
>> That's about right.
>
> So, all what?
What did you want to know?
The thread has legs.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, yeah! No one! Crap, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>said that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out loud, didn't I?
>
> And that's it, I think...
That's all we needed.
Your bladder.
>>> That said, I do drink *very* fast...
>>
>> Do you eat anything?
>
> At the same time? Sometimes? At other times? Quite definately?
While you're drinking. Or do you drink while you eat?
Adam Smith!
>>>>>>>>>> I think I'll try the Macallan next.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Depends on the age... if you've got any 30Y0, then please
>>>>>>>>> do...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't think I can afford that. Well, maybe very small
>>>>>>>> quantities of it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's worth it, IMHO...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I just need to find a local dispenser then.
>>>>>
>>>>> I guess...
>>>>
>>>> ...thus...
>>>
>>> ....because therefore...
>>
>> ...in this case...
>
> ...and now for something completely different...
Benny Hill in a slasher movie?
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Bechawawa!
>>>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>>> (sig hopes it's soon)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> AHA! I snipped!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> INDEEED?!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Absolutely!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Uh-huh!
>>>>>
>>>>> Yup!
>>>>
>>>> Boobies?
>>>
>>> Bueller?
>>
>> Anyone?
>
> Snowcone?
Huh?
>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>> (sig has the scissors)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I almost considered snipping again!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Shame!
>>>>>
>>>>> Shears!
>>>>
>>>> Scissors!
>>>
>>> Swords!
>>
>> Silliness!
>
> Screwiness!
No!
>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>> (sig doesn't have the scissors anymore)
>>>>>
>>>>> I swipped 'em so sig wouldn't get any 'bright ideas' concerning my
>>>>> hair...agan.
>>>>
>>>> Hmm?
>>>
>>> I like my hair long.
>>
>> I know...
>
> You do?
Well, maybe...
>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>> (sig giggles)
>>>
>>> No sig. <hides scissors>
>>
>> That's OK...
>
> Thank you!
=)
> -Rainbow Heron
> (sig pouts)
>
> I think I'll buy my sig a fast-growing vine to something it can trim.
> It's been getting scissor-happy again.
Your call...
Pol'
policrat'
board!
> policrat' choreographed a chorus line of high-kicking electrons to spell
Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting Gungans...
<chu-chink>
*BOOM!*
>>>>>>>>>>>> Still, you arrived in this Sith War in the leather duster
>>>>>>>>>>>> and shades, and they match the plot... I'll provide an
>>>>>>>>>>>> explanation just as soon as
>>>>>>>>>>>> RH has posted her next post...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Along for the ride, I am.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Much appreciated... my twisted plans really wouldn't work
>>>>>>>>>> without it.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You up for throwing the Sith War *into* the Balance Point
>>>>>>>>>> Thread?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> This can only become incredibly weird.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And that's bad why?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Look at it this way - it cuts down on the amount of insane,
>>>>>>>> complex and really time-consuming RASSM stuff going on...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> In theory...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In theory. In practice it seems that people spend all day
>>>>>>> posting around here...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> All night, you mean?
>>>>>
>>>>> Depends on the time zone.
>>>>
>>>> This post was sent at 9:06am by my clock - I think that means 4:06
>>>> US time...
>>>
>>> That's about right.
>>
>> So, all what?
>
> What did you want to know?
Exactly how you were defining 'day'...
And considering it all started from just *one* remark...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, yeah! No one! Crap, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> said that out loud, didn't I?
>>
>> And that's it, I think...
>
> That's all we needed.
That worry you too?
Yep!
>>>> That said, I do drink *very* fast...
>>>
>>> Do you eat anything?
>>
>> At the same time? Sometimes? At other times? Quite definately?
>
> While you're drinking. Or do you drink while you eat?
Possibly...
David Hume
could outconsume
good old Freidrich Hegel
>>>>>>>>>>> I think I'll try the Macallan next.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Depends on the age... if you've got any 30Y0, then please
>>>>>>>>>> do...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I don't think I can afford that. Well, maybe very small
>>>>>>>>> quantities of it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's worth it, IMHO...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I just need to find a local dispenser then.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I guess...
>>>>>
>>>>> ...thus...
>>>>
>>>> ....because therefore...
>>>
>>> ...in this case...
>>
>> ...and now for something completely different...
>
> Benny Hill in a slasher movie?
No?
Pol'
Rainbow Heron
<policr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Betchabygollywow!
<sigs smack RH upside the head with a frying pan>
Hey! It fits! <grabs frying pan and chases sigs>
>>>>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>>>> (sig hopes it's soon)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> AHA! I snipped!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> INDEEED?!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Absolutely!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Uh-huh!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yup!
>>>>>
>>>>> Boobies?
>>>>
>>>> Bueller?
>>>
>>> Anyone?
>>
>> Snowcone?
>
>Huh?
Okay so that's not your door...
>>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>> (sig has the scissors)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I almost considered snipping again!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Shame!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Shears!
>>>>>
>>>>> Scissors!
>>>>
>>>> Swords!
>>>
>>> Silliness!
>>
>> Screwiness!
>
>No!
Zanyness then!
>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>> (sig doesn't have the scissors anymore)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I swipped 'em so sig wouldn't get any 'bright ideas' concerning my
>>>>>> hair...agan.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hmm?
>>>>
>>>> I like my hair long.
>>>
>>> I know...
>>
>> You do?
>
>Well, maybe...
Maybe what?
>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>> (sig giggles)
>>>>
>>>> No sig. <hides scissors>
>>>
>>> That's OK...
>>
>> Thank you!
>
>=)
>
>> -Rainbow Heron
>> (sig pouts)
>>
>> I think I'll buy my sig a fast-growing vine to something it can trim.
>> It's been getting scissor-happy again.
>
>Your call...
But I have no idea what I would call the fast-growing vine.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig thinks the .sigerette tree should name it)
I could call it a nuisance...what's it's number?
policrat'
Heh.
>>>>>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>>>>> (sig hopes it's soon)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> AHA! I snipped!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> INDEEED?!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Absolutely!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Uh-huh!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yup!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Boobies?
>>>>>
>>>>> Bueller?
>>>>
>>>> Anyone?
>>>
>>> Snowcone?
>>
>> Huh?
>
> Okay so that's not your door...
Where?
>>>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>>> (sig has the scissors)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I almost considered snipping again!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Shame!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Shears!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Scissors!
>>>>>
>>>>> Swords!
>>>>
>>>> Silliness!
>>>
>>> Screwiness!
>>
>> No!
>
> Zanyness then!
That'll do.
Zaragoza!
>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>> (sig doesn't have the scissors anymore)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I swipped 'em so sig wouldn't get any 'bright ideas' concerning my
>>>>>>> hair...agan.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hmm?
>>>>>
>>>>> I like my hair long.
>>>>
>>>> I know...
>>>
>>> You do?
>>
>> Well, maybe...
>
> Maybe what?
know
>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>> (sig giggles)
>>>>>
>>>>> No sig. <hides scissors>
>>>>
>>>> That's OK...
>>>
>>> Thank you!
>>
>> =)
>>
>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>> (sig pouts)
>>>
>>> I think I'll buy my sig a fast-growing vine to something it can trim.
>>> It's been getting scissor-happy again.
>>
>> Your call...
>
> But I have no idea what I would call the fast-growing vine.
>
> -Rainbow Heron
> (sig thinks the .sigerette tree should name it)
>
> I could call it a nuisance...what's it's number?
007?
Pol'
Simon Lee
It's duck season!
Rabbit season!
Duck season!
Rabbit season!
Duck season!
Rabbit season!
Duck season!
Rabbit season!
Rabbit season!
Duck season!
*BANG*
You're despicable...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Still, you arrived in this Sith War in the leather duster
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and shades, and they match the plot... I'll provide an
>>>>>>>>>>>>> explanation just as soon as
>>>>>>>>>>>>> RH has posted her next post...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Along for the ride, I am.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Much appreciated... my twisted plans really wouldn't work
>>>>>>>>>>> without it.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You up for throwing the Sith War *into* the Balance Point
>>>>>>>>>>> Thread?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> This can only become incredibly weird.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And that's bad why?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Look at it this way - it cuts down on the amount of insane,
>>>>>>>>> complex and really time-consuming RASSM stuff going on...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> In theory...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> In theory. In practice it seems that people spend all day
>>>>>>>> posting around here...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> All night, you mean?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Depends on the time zone.
>>>>>
>>>>> This post was sent at 9:06am by my clock - I think that means 4:06
>>>>> US time...
>>>>
>>>> That's about right.
>>>
>>> So, all what?
>>
>> What did you want to know?
>
> Exactly how you were defining 'day'...
In this sense, a period encompassing most of local daylight ;)
Not quite the War of Jenkins's Ear, is it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, yeah! No one! Crap, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> said that out loud, didn't I?
>>>
>>> And that's it, I think...
>>
>> That's all we needed.
>
> That worry you too?
Not really, it depends on what context the remark is in.
I'll take that as a general "yes."
Bagels with lox.
>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I'll try the Macallan next.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Depends on the age... if you've got any 30Y0, then please
>>>>>>>>>>> do...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I don't think I can afford that. Well, maybe very small
>>>>>>>>>> quantities of it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's worth it, IMHO...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I just need to find a local dispenser then.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I guess...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...thus...
>>>>>
>>>>> ....because therefore...
>>>>
>>>> ...in this case...
>>>
>>> ...and now for something completely different...
>>
>> Benny Hill in a slasher movie?
>
> No?
Large wooden badgers?
policrat'
<*snicker*>
At 4AM?!
No. That's thattaway - over in Arabia...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, yeah! No one! Crap, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> said that out loud, didn't I?
>>>>
>>>> And that's it, I think...
>>>
>>> That's all we needed.
>>
>> That worry you too?
>
> Not really, it depends on what context the remark is in.
It's the context I'm talking about.
Generic...
Which it's just struck me is a bona fide Germanic name... Generic the
Vandal...
*BOOM!*
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I'll try the Macallan next.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Depends on the age... if you've got any 30Y0, then please
>>>>>>>>>>>> do...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think I can afford that. Well, maybe very small
>>>>>>>>>>> quantities of it.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It's worth it, IMHO...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I just need to find a local dispenser then.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I guess...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ...thus...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ....because therefore...
>>>>>
>>>>> ...in this case...
>>>>
>>>> ...and now for something completely different...
>>>
>>> Benny Hill in a slasher movie?
>>
>> No?
>
> Large wooden badgers?
Now you're making me snort with amusement in public!
Pol'
Rainbow Heron
<policr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Ha!
>>>>>>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>>>>>> (sig hopes it's soon)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> AHA! I snipped!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> INDEEED?!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Absolutely!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Uh-huh!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yup!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Boobies?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bueller?
>>>>>
>>>>> Anyone?
>>>>
>>>> Snowcone?
>>>
>>> Huh?
>>
>> Okay so that's not your door...
>
>Where?
Leading out of Monsters Inc. Sometimes I take a look around RASSM and
it looks like that place.
>>>>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>>>> (sig has the scissors)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I almost considered snipping again!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Shame!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Shears!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Scissors!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Swords!
>>>>>
>>>>> Silliness!
>>>>
>>>> Screwiness!
>>>
>>> No!
>>
>> Zanyness then!
>
>That'll do.
>
>Zaragoza!
Bazooka!
>>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>> (sig doesn't have the scissors anymore)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I swipped 'em so sig wouldn't get any 'bright ideas' concerning my
>>>>>>>> hair...agan.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hmm?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I like my hair long.
>>>>>
>>>>> I know...
>>>>
>>>> You do?
>>>
>>> Well, maybe...
>>
>> Maybe what?
>
>know
Yeah that too.
>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>> (sig giggles)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No sig. <hides scissors>
>>>>>
>>>>> That's OK...
>>>>
>>>> Thank you!
>>>
>>> =)
>>>
>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>> (sig pouts)
>>>>
>>>> I think I'll buy my sig a fast-growing vine to something it can trim.
>>>> It's been getting scissor-happy again.
>>>
>>> Your call...
>>
>> But I have no idea what I would call the fast-growing vine.
>>
>> -Rainbow Heron
>> (sig thinks the .sigerette tree should name it)
>>
>> I could call it a nuisance...what's it's number?
>
>007?
Nice area code.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig ate the phone book)
327-1138...whoops! Air base...
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policrat'
rainbo...@ftc-i.net wrote on 8/3/03 5:43 am:
Haha!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>>>>>>> (sig hopes it's soon)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> AHA! I snipped!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> INDEEED?!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Absolutely!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Uh-huh!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Yup!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Boobies?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Bueller?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Anyone?
>>>>>
>>>>> Snowcone?
>>>>
>>>> Huh?
>>>
>>> Okay so that's not your door...
>>
>> Where?
>
> Leading out of Monsters Inc. Sometimes I take a look around RASSM and
> it looks like that place.
Aye...
>>>>>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>>>>> (sig has the scissors)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I almost considered snipping again!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Shame!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Shears!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Scissors!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Swords!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Silliness!
>>>>>
>>>>> Screwiness!
>>>>
>>>> No!
>>>
>>> Zanyness then!
>>
>> That'll do.
>>
>> Zaragoza!
>
> Bazooka!
RPG!
>>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>>> (sig doesn't have the scissors anymore)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I swipped 'em so sig wouldn't get any 'bright ideas' concerning my
>>>>>>>>> hair...agan.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hmm?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I like my hair long.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I know...
>>>>>
>>>>> You do?
>>>>
>>>> Well, maybe...
>>>
>>> Maybe what?
>>
>> know
>
> Yeah that too.
Quite.
>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>> (sig giggles)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No sig. <hides scissors>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's OK...
>>>>>
>>>>> Thank you!
>>>>
>>>> =)
>>>>
>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>> (sig pouts)
>>>>>
>>>>> I think I'll buy my sig a fast-growing vine to something it can trim.
>>>>> It's been getting scissor-happy again.
>>>>
>>>> Your call...
>>>
>>> But I have no idea what I would call the fast-growing vine.
>>>
>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>> (sig thinks the .sigerette tree should name it)
>>>
>>> I could call it a nuisance...what's it's number?
>>
>> 007?
>
> Nice area code.
>
> -Rainbow Heron
> (sig ate the phone book)
>
> 327-1138...whoops! Air base...
=)
Pol'
Simon Lee
Heh.
Well, that wasn't daytime for me.
With the camels.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, yeah! No one! Crap,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I >>>>>>>>>>>> said that out loud,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>didn't I?
>>>>>
>>>>> And that's it, I think...
>>>>
>>>> That's all we needed.
>>>
>>> That worry you too?
>>
>> Not really, it depends on what context the remark is in.
>
> It's the context I'm talking about.
Well, anything is fair game in the BPT. Fortunately saying
"INDEED!" in RL doesn't prompt any mammaries.
Specific, the Goth?
"How could it live if it was just full of gas?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I'll try the Macallan next.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Depends on the age... if you've got any 30Y0, then please
>>>>>>>>>>>>> do...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think I can afford that. Well, maybe very small
>>>>>>>>>>>> quantities of it.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It's worth it, IMHO...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I just need to find a local dispenser then.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I guess...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ...thus...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ....because therefore...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...in this case...
>>>>>
>>>>> ...and now for something completely different...
>>>>
>>>> Benny Hill in a slasher movie?
>>>
>>> No?
>>
>> Large wooden badgers?
>
> Now you're making me snort with amusement in public!
Better than snorting amusing things in public!
Rainbow Heron
Muahahahaha!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (sig hopes it's soon)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AHA! I snipped!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> INDEEED?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Absolutely!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Uh-huh!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yup!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Boobies?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Bueller?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Anyone?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Snowcone?
>>>>>
>>>>> Huh?
>>>>
>>>> Okay so that's not your door...
>>>
>>> Where?
>>
>> Leading out of Monsters Inc. Sometimes I take a look around RASSM and
>> it looks like that place.
>
>Aye...
Don't know if I would call us 'monsters' tho...
>>>>>>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>>>>>> (sig has the scissors)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I almost considered snipping again!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Shame!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Shears!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Scissors!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Swords!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Silliness!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Screwiness!
>>>>>
>>>>> No!
>>>>
>>>> Zanyness then!
>>>
>>> That'll do.
>>>
>>> Zaragoza!
>>
>> Bazooka!
>
>RPG!
NRG!
>>>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>>>> (sig doesn't have the scissors anymore)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I swipped 'em so sig wouldn't get any 'bright ideas' concerning my
>>>>>>>>>> hair...agan.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Hmm?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I like my hair long.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I know...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You do?
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, maybe...
>>>>
>>>> Maybe what?
>>>
>>> know
>>
>> Yeah that too.
>
>Quite.
Indeed.
>>>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>> (sig giggles)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No sig. <hides scissors>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's OK...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Thank you!
>>>>>
>>>>> =)
>>>>>
>>>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>>>> (sig pouts)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think I'll buy my sig a fast-growing vine to something it can trim.
>>>>>> It's been getting scissor-happy again.
>>>>>
>>>>> Your call...
>>>>
>>>> But I have no idea what I would call the fast-growing vine.
>>>>
>>>> -Rainbow Heron
>>>> (sig thinks the .sigerette tree should name it)
>>>>
>>>> I could call it a nuisance...what's it's number?
>>>
>>> 007?
>>
>> Nice area code.
>>
>> -Rainbow Heron
>> (sig ate the phone book)
>>
>> 327-1138...whoops! Air base...
>
>=)
Y'know there's a thought: what would you get if you *did* dial
007-327-1138?
-Rainbow Heron
(sig says call them collect)
*I'm* certainly not trying it. Any takers?
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