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[2002 Election] Annoying Man's Election Speech

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Annoying Man

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Sep 8, 2002, 8:17:28 PM9/8/02
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*a streak of spandex and blue fur flashes up to the podium in RASSM City
Square--knocking Ponte off the side of the stage*
"I am Annoying Man!!"
C'Pi's head shrieked as he recognized Muuurgh with his blue spandex
stretched up high over his groin.
"I'am Annoying Man!" Muuurgh repeated with his chest pushed out and his
fists on his hips.
Ponte brushes off his shoulder and scratches his head "Uh,...who?"
"I am Annoying Man!" Muuurgh pounces like Tigger onto Ponte's chest.
"Annoying.
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying."
"The election has already begun.." Ponte retorted.
POUNCE
*owffff*.."
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.
".. you..*owffff*.. can't..."
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.
"*owffff* ..hellllp...."
"Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying."
"someone.."
Annoying. Annoying.
"please..."

**Annoying Man proceeded to pounce on the chests of his rivals for intervals
of about 37 seconds a piece (including C'Pi's head and Jade) chanting:
"Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying., etc."**

-Annoying Man!
*POUNCE*
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.


C'Pi

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Sep 9, 2002, 2:31:11 AM9/9/02
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"Annoying Man" <A...@Spandex.com> wrote in message
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> *a streak of spandex and blue fur flashes up to the podium in RASSM City
> Square--knocking Ponte off the side of the stage*
> "I am Annoying Man!!"
> C'Pi's head shrieked

Just a side note. Somebody else must have shrieked. The head
is.....severed.

C'Pi


Muuurgh

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Sep 9, 2002, 9:03:38 AM9/9/02
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"C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Uh.. *lightbulb* notice the word "severed" did not appear in Annoying Man's
speech. So what I was referring to was the head presently on your plump
body (just the head not the whole of C'Pi) it also may be a foreshadowing of
what will come, perhaps this head too, will oneday be severed.

-Muuurgh

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C'Pi

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Sep 9, 2002, 9:15:22 AM9/9/02
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"Muuurgh" <FatBl...@Monkey.com> wrote in message
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I hate foreshadowing.

C'Pi
Annoying Man is annoying.


Muuurgh

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Sep 9, 2002, 3:15:13 PM9/9/02
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"C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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No he's not.
No he's not.
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