[Sith War2002]: Love Train
Spawn of Porkins
"Ten minutes to arrival on RASSM planet, Archon." The C'Pi clone sounded
off.
"What!?" Jade screamed.
Madaa Gin sat on Muuurgh's lap feeding im extra crispy ham nuggets from the
wheelbarrow. "WE'RE ALMOST THERE!" The Togorian screamed. His feline
sensibilites were returning his hearing a bit faster than the archon.
Instead of a low blubbery murmer, he was now hearing a high choppy murmer,
which made sentences easier to make out.
"FULL ASSAULT MODE!" Jade screamed and kicked about because it was fun.
The Archon looked over to Muuurgh in the midst of a booty call. "NO BUMPING
UGLIES ON THE BRIDGE!!!! GET A ROOM FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
Madaaa was busy licking Muuurgh's fur.
"COMMENCE MUSIC!!!" Jade cried and looked around. "THEY HATE THIS."
Suddenly Flight of the Bumblebee went through it's opening booms over the PA
and outer speakers.
"WAIT WAIT!!! WHO'S BEEN LISTENING TO CLASSICAL?!?! DAMMIT, PUT THE REAL
FREAKER ON."
The music cut off and the disc was changed over quickly. The sexy motown
sound of the OJs Rocked the Burger ship and all surrounding areas. RASSM
planet suddenly was bathed in an eerie aura of groove.
"People all 'round the world. Join in. Start a love train, love train!"
The Jedi Hacker's frequency was suddenly disrupted and he cuddled with the
nearest transistor.
"People all 'round the world join in. Start a love train, love train!"
C'Pi suddenly began to hug clones of himself again and again. And
that's...OK
"The first stop that we maaade was in England. Tell all the folks in Russia
and China toooo!"
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Gumby and Alice and the Pokemon could not resist spontaneous dance as The
OJs filled the sky around them.
Gumby was in the midst Mashed potatoing when the Burger ship landed a short
distance away and afull battalion of clones piled out for the assault with
their traditional battle cry.;
"ALL YOU CAN EAT 9.99!!!"
Gumby paused in it's dancing with Peter Pika as Jade literally flew out of
the sky and tackled the unsuspecting Pokemon.
"RUN GUMBY! RUN TO FREEDOM!!!" Jade screamed just before it was hit with a
50,000 volt shock and it's eyes bulged out of their sockets.
"But these are my friends!" Gumby tried to say above motown and Jade.
But the noise was too great and screaming C'Pi clones dashed every which way
with Pokemon scratching, clawing, biting, and frying them.
Jade
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Summary:
1. The OJs are intoxicating to all RASSM life forms
2. Jade, Muuurgh and the C'Pi clones are getting their asses kicked by
Pokemon.
3. Gumby is trying to explain things.
4. Steve is a big smelly wuss for pulling out of the war.
5. Everybody else is a big smelly wuss for not posting in so long.
Spawn of Porkins
"Spawn of Porkins" <galacti...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:agvj80$p4kll$1...@ID-141307.news.dfncis.de...
Much to my chagrin, I realized I misspelled the "O'Jays" every time. The
editor apologizes to everyone but those who don't appreciate them.
Jade
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People all over the world, join in...
Daniel O. Miller
> "What!?" Jade screamed.
Thank you.
Daniel O. Miller
"Does this look familiar? Do you know what it is? Neither do I! I made
it last night in my sleep. Apparently I used gindrogac - highly unstable!
I put a button on it, yes? I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will
happen if I do..." - Gune
WWYD?
Rainbow Heron
<galacti...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>2. Jade, Muuurgh and the C'Pi clones are getting their asses kicked by
>Pokemon.
COOL! :-D
>5. Everybody else is a big smelly wuss for not posting in so long.
I'm sorry. I'll go fix that right now!
-Rainbow Heron
(sig says one can only spend so much time at the beach anyway)
Why do I think the word "bluejays" whenever I see the word "O'Jays"?
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