{Sith War 2002] Barbeque Plot
Peter Hanely
Wasn't long before he came near and felt a new power signiture, Gonk?
Poor dumb droid, worshiped as a god. And he smelled badly cooked meat.
Investigating, he nearly ran over a C'Pi clone. Think fast. I don't
look like myself. Best if I work with that. "Hello, Chuck Babbage. And
you would be?"
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The clone beched, a royal belch. The hacker surmised that turning his
nose off in the presense of porkinites would be a good idea. This new
synthoid body had certain advantages.
Looking around the clone towards the barbeque, he surveyed the scene
before continuing what was turning into a one sided conversation.
"Using a Gonk type power droid as a cooking surface, I see. Can't be
good for it's converters. And a rather small cooking surface for such a
large crowd." Pausing, hoping this bloated lug would say something.
His mind spun on various plots and subplots. He needed help to dig out
his shop and get to equipment burried inside. "I know where a bigger
faster barbeque can be had. I was about to pick one up before the
sellers shop was demolished." Heads for meters around turned in his
direction. Bigger barbeque? More faster food! The ground began to
flow in drool. <OOC>(Alice in wonderland flood theme?)</OOC>
(time for someone else to pick up the plot thread.)
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Summary:
the Hacker, AKA Chuck Babbage, attempts to recruit porkinites to dig out
the rubble that was his shop under the promise of a better barbeque,
which he believes he can rig from parts from his factory floor.
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C'Pi
"Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
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>
> (time for someone else to pick up the plot thread.)
Is there still a Sith War going on?
C'Pi
Rainbow Heron
<han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
>"I know where a bigger faster barbeque can be had. I was about to
>pick one up before the sellers shop was demolished." Heads for meters
>around turned in his direction.
Just undearneath Chuck Babbage, the door to one of the kitchen
cabinets opened and out popped a round pink head.
"Actually y'all could just take that Gonk and just stick him in one
a-those cloning tanks downstairs and make a bunch of little Gonkies
out of him."
The heads started to turn in the direction of Ewanpuff as he leaned on
the cabinet door.
Chuck Babbage just looked down and gaped.
"That way you'll have HUNDREDS of him to cook on! Just an idea,"
Ewanpuff said before shrugging and turning back into the cabinet.
"Or just weld them all together and get one big Super Gonk out of 'em
I guess. Whichever you prefer," he finished just as the sea of drool
was starting to head in his general direction of the floor.
All around Chuck Babbage, C'Pi clones descended upon Gonk, hoisted him
up (some still stood underneath him with their tongues sticking out,
trying to taste any falling grease), and carried him downstairs.
Ewanpuff went back to playing hide-and-seek with Hot ROddish and Mini
Pi in the kitchen cabinets.
Chuck just stood there and blinked for a few moments.
The banging of pots and pans coupled with the cheerings of the C'Pi
clones made Chuck -uh, Hacker- wish he didn't have ears just at the
moment.
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SUMMARY:
-Ewanpuff suggests that Gonk would make good cloning fodder so that it
could better make good fodder for clones
-Ewanpuff, Hot ROddish, and Mini Pi are playing hide-and-seek in the
lower cabinets in the kitchen
-Chuck Babbage is blinking
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This should be interesting...
-Rainbow Heron
(sig is already hiding under the bed)
Uh, just out of curiosity, was that the NBC, CBS, or Disney version of
the Alice in Wonderland flood of tears music you were thinking of
Hack?
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Who needs kids when you've got Pokémon?!
Peter Hanely
> ============
> SUMMARY:
>
> -Ewanpuff suggests that Gonk would make good cloning fodder so that it
> could better make good fodder for clones
I see trouble when they find droids aren't cloned the same way as
organic beings.
>
> -Ewanpuff, Hot ROddish, and Mini Pi are playing hide-and-seek in the
> lower cabinets in the kitchen
>
> -Chuck Babbage is blinking
> ============
>
> This should be interesting...
>
>
> -Rainbow Heron
> (sig is already hiding under the bed)
>
> Uh, just out of curiosity, was that the NBC, CBS, or Disney version of
> the Alice in Wonderland flood of tears music you were thinking of
> Hack?
Disney, though whatever works, works.
Rainbow Heron
<han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
>Rainbow Heron wrote:
>> ============
>> SUMMARY:
>>
>> -Ewanpuff suggests that Gonk would make good cloning fodder so that it
>> could better make good fodder for clones
>
>I see trouble when they find droids aren't cloned the same way as
>organic beings.
Trouble is the Sith Wars middle name.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig thought it was 'fun' but it depends on what's going on)
I see a Porkinite writing about the cloning of Gonk.
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I'm gonna kick their asses! And then I'm gonna kick their butts!
And when I'm done kicking their donkeys and cigarettes,
I'm gonna kick THEM!
ObeeKris
> On Thu, 01 Aug 2002 10:27:48 +0100, Peter Hanely
> <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
>
> >Rainbow Heron wrote:
> >> ============
> >> SUMMARY:
> >>
> >> -Ewanpuff suggests that Gonk would make good cloning fodder so that it
> >> could better make good fodder for clones
> >
> >I see trouble when they find droids aren't cloned the same way as
> >organic beings.
>
> Trouble is the Sith Wars middle name.
So they're the Sith 'Trouble' Wars. That's almost as silly as Austin
'Danger' Powers.
ObeeKris