[SITH WAR 2002 ELECTION] Lord Ponte's speech
Michael Ponte (Love Machine)
Lackluster applause issues from the crowd.
"My name is Michael Ponte: The Love Machine, and I am running to be
President of Rassm! When in office, I will immediately institute a system of
checks and balances which will keep the Government honest....Clean the
environment....Provide Social Security for the elderly...schooling for the
young... free mansions for all....uh...and Free Comics for everyone!"
The crowd applauds enthusiastically. Sean Walsh steps forward to the podium
and drapes a cape over Ponte's shoulders. Ponte bows down and steps back
from the Podium. Sean steps forward.
"The PONTE has spoken!!!!!"
Crowd goes into a semi-orgasmic frenzy as Ponte leaves the stage. If one
were to look closer, you would see mini-Ponte robots dropping roofies into
the drinks of all the hot Rassm women. Sean starts ushering them all towards
Ponte's trailer....
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Michael Ponte: The Jalapeno and Onion Bagel of Love
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Corn Flake
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*Jade reclaims the microphone and downs several roofies*
WAIT! This is exactly What we DON'T need on RASSM planet. Talk about a man
who is out of touch with the people.
We need more public toilets! More lunchmeat processing plants! A return to
break dancing! A world wide official silly hat day! Legalized dueling! And
most important of all, we need to end the suffering of our children by
deporting each and every one of them to some other planet!
Ponte's not the answer, none of these candidates are. You look at me and
know the truth.
Like I said before and some other hard rockin' folks said before me.
YOU, RASSM, wanted the best. YOU, RASSM, got the best! Do it for the
children.
*throws mocrophone on the floor and walks off toward Ponte's trailer*
Jade
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Darth Par-Kay
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*a robot with a television screen for a head gets on the stage and picks up
the mic. On the screen appears Steve, the lovable gungan wannabe.*
"Hey! Vote for me! Aren't you sick of this sith war?" The crowd rumbles in
agreement. A lone voice yells across the crowd "But what about cheese and
comics?"
"YOU'LL HAVE ALL THAT AND MORE IF YOU ELECT ME PRESIDENT OF RASSM! Ok,
thanks!"
*The crowd cheers as the robot exits and disappears behind the stage*
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Steve
go oblivion!
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