SITH WAR 2002: CRASH
Michael Ponte (Love Machine)
for the source of the Macarena song which is plaguing RASSM CITY. Ponte
stops when he hears footsteps behind him. He turns to see Sean Walsh,
Admiral Piett, Herve Villechaize and all the RASSMERS who were being held
prisoner by Salacious Crumb.
"WALSH!"
Sean raises a blaster to the large Love Machine.
"All right Ponte. Lead us to Drake."
"Drake?! He's on the Porn Star!"
"Don't lie to us! We want revenge!"
"Listen... I am telling you the truth, I...."
Ponte stops as he hears the sound of a bomb dropping. Herve looks upward.
"De Plane? De Plane?"
Piett smacks Herve on the head.
"No dipshit! It's a bomb!"
Piett, Herve, and the Rassmers run out of the Big Boy leaving Sean and Mike
alone.
"Hold on Walsh. Let me examine this with my Scanner."
He hits a few buttons and a large holo-projection of the Destruction of the
Porn star appears on the screen. 2/3 of the ship stays in spce but the other
1/3 falls to Rassm City.
"Mike! It's coming right for us!"
Sean runs, and Ponte floats, as fast as possible out the Mega Big Boy and
exit just as the huge hunk of burning Love that was the Porn star crashes
into the Big Boy, destroying it.
All throughout Rassm, people rejoice at the end of the torture. At the site
of the former Big boy, Ponte and the Quantum Gang stare at the rubble. From
out of the rubble, a figure emerges.
"DRAKE!!!!"
The Rassmers run to tear him apart, but Ponte stuns them all. They collapse
unconscious to the ground.
"Thanks Mike."
Ponte floats over to Drake and punches him right in the nose.
"I want to be turned back immediately."
"Well, it wasn't you that destroyed the Big Boy, so as I see it..."
"Screw that! I am going to make you a deal, turn me back now, or I will kill
you."
"Ok, since you put it that way."
Drake is about to destroy the contract that they signed when a mob of angry
Rassm City Citizens surround them.
"It's Sith Warriors!"
"Arrest them in the name of Our new Lord!"
Drake and Ponte looks at each other.
"New Lord?"
"Someone actually took over Rassm City??"
They are dragged away by the mob...
Summary:
Big Boy is no more.
Ponte is still Huge, and floating.
Drake is still a duck.
Drake and Ponte are the First Sith Warriors to be captured on Rassm City.
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Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
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