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Peter Hanely

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Nov 25, 2002, 10:07:46 AM11/25/02
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I came out Yoda.

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The Jedi Hacker
"Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."

The Great Esopo

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Nov 25, 2002, 8:05:54 PM11/25/02
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I came out 'the chosen one'


Bags - 'Slave to the Waffle Light'
"...and so fell the weight I never can lift
behind us the darkness between us the rift"

Xizor

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Nov 25, 2002, 8:31:18 PM11/25/02
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Qui-Gon. Not sure how I feel about that. He lost to Maul....

Xizor


Cryofax

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Nov 25, 2002, 9:10:02 PM11/25/02
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Seems I'm a Sith Lord. I guess if you answer every one "Get into Padme's
pants" you're the chosen one...

- Cryo


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supo

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Nov 25, 2002, 9:09:51 PM11/25/02
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Xizor wrote:

I got Han Solo with the caption:

"Jedi-schmedi ... who needs the Force? I got me a Wookie"

Ain't it the truth.

Darth Gumby

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Nov 25, 2002, 9:11:58 PM11/25/02
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On Mon, 25 Nov 2002 15:07:46 +0000, Peter Hanely transmitted this:

I came out as Mace Windu, then kept messing with my answers until I got Padawan.

*giggles*

I mean Sith Lord.

*glare*

DarthGumby
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Erik F

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Nov 25, 2002, 9:15:11 PM11/25/02
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Peter Hanely wrote:

I came out Porkins, with the caption,
"Mmm, mm...that's good Ewok!"
Actually, I came out Han Solo, too. I
just couldn't pass up the "kissing Leia with
tongues" option.

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Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F18

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Anne

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Nov 25, 2002, 9:51:59 PM11/25/02
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> http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/


Well, I started to take this test but stalled when I got to the parts
about kissing Leia and/or Padme.

Don't they have a female version of this where we get to choose between
kissing Anakin and (NO, not Porkins!) Han or something?

Bah humbug.

- A.

supo

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Nov 25, 2002, 10:12:55 PM11/25/02
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Anne wrote:

>> http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/
>
>
>Well, I started to take this test but stalled when I got to the parts
>about kissing Leia and/or Padme.

Of course. It's a decision that will haunt us for ages to come.

>Don't they have a female version of this where we get to choose between
>kissing Anakin and (NO, not Porkins!) Han or something?
>

Oh, I thought you were going to say you couldn't choose which one you wanted to
spoon with. This way is more unsettling.

>Bah humbug.

Next time it should be between Porkins and Chewie. That way we all win!

David A McIntee

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Nov 26, 2002, 3:43:20 AM11/26/02
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"Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
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> http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/
>

My wife came out as Jedi Master (Mace Windu.)

I come out as Sith Lord (Mandy at weekends...)

Then I did it again eschewing the Dark Side (just for a laugh) and came out
Jedi Master Mace again

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"Oh go away, repress someone else."

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Vote Baal in 03, and let every serpent have a paradise.

This month's guest quote: "No-one is more devoted to peace and justice than
I am" (The Master)

Darth Gumby

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Nov 26, 2002, 6:46:05 PM11/26/02
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On Mon, 25 Nov 2002 21:51:59 -0500, Anne transmitted this:

Something like a Jedi Knight in his pre-blue ghost phase?

>Bah humbug.

Indeed. There must be one out there...they have one for "which Amidala gown are
you" fer cryin' out loud, there must be a version for the ones that want to kiss
the guys!

>- A.

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Chim Bubba

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Nov 27, 2002, 8:38:49 AM11/27/02
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On Mon, 25 Nov 2002 15:07:46 +0000, Peter Hanely
<han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:

I also came out yoda

usher

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Nov 27, 2002, 10:26:18 AM11/27/02
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Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com>, sent this "Care of the Old
Folks Home":

I came out as Qui-Gon Jinn.

Now to perfect my Irish accent.


usher
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Angelia Sparrow

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Nov 27, 2002, 7:27:24 PM11/27/02
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"Anne" <henny...@cox.net> wrote in message
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Wait, wait! You're a girl and you *don't* want to kiss Leia or Padme?

::blows screeching whistle:: I found a straight one!

::Shakes hand:: I thought straight femfans were a legend.

Me,
"Jedi-Schmedi, who needs the Force? I got me a wookiee!"

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Angelia Sparrow

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Nov 27, 2002, 7:28:05 PM11/27/02
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"supo" <trunksg...@aol.comm> wrote in message
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> Anne wrote:

> >Bah humbug.
>
> Next time it should be between Porkins and Chewie. That way we all win!
>

For kissing, Porkins. i like my men bearded, not furry.
For the rest (including spooning) Chewie. I'm sure 200 years has given
him a WIDE repertoire.

Anne

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Nov 27, 2002, 9:53:52 PM11/27/02
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> ::Shakes hand:: I thought straight femfans were a legend.


Howdy. :-)

Actually we have a bunch of straight female SW fans on RASSM. Some of us
are even members of D.O.L.L. (Dirty Old Ladies League) To become a
member, you have to be a woman "of a certain age" and have a fine
appreciation of handsome young SW actors like Ewan McGregor and Hayden
Christensen.

We are *not* to be confused with Porkinites.

- Anne

usher

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Nov 28, 2002, 1:19:53 AM11/28/02
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henny...@cox.net (Anne), sent this "Care of the Old Folks Home":

>Actually we have a bunch of straight female SW fans on RASSM. Some of us
>are even members of D.O.L.L. (Dirty Old Ladies League) To become a
>member, you have to be a woman "of a certain age" and have a fine
>appreciation of handsome young SW actors like Ewan McGregor and Hayden
>Christensen.
>
>We are *not* to be confused with Porkinites.

Nor aparently with EWOR.

Theresa Wojtasiewicz

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Nov 28, 2002, 1:30:39 AM11/28/02
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Ayup. Them Porkinites is hard to swallow, um, follow, sometimes, but
each to our own obsessions, I say!

- Theresa, Founder and Prez of D.O.L.L.

Luna Rossa

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Nov 28, 2002, 6:36:13 AM11/28/02
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> Howdy. :-)
>
> Actually we have a bunch of straight female SW fans on RASSM. Some of us
> are even members of D.O.L.L. (Dirty Old Ladies League) To become a
> member, you have to be a woman "of a certain age" and have a fine
> appreciation of handsome young SW actors like Ewan McGregor and Hayden
> Christensen.

Ooooh I qualify!!! I'm new here, been lurking for a while... but I'm
definately at D.O.L.L. How do I sign up???

Luna

Nesha Kovalick

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Nov 28, 2002, 7:13:18 AM11/28/02
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----------
In article <hennypenny-27...@192.168.1.100>, henny...@cox.net
(Anne) wrote:

Hey! Some of us are not only Dirty Old Ladies, but ALSO Proud Porkinites!

Nesha :-)


>
> - Anne

Anne

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Nov 28, 2002, 9:13:10 AM11/28/02
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> I'm new here, been lurking for a while... but I'm
> definately at D.O.L.L. How do I sign up???

Hi, Luna: You just did!

Your first assignment (it's kind of a hazing, really) is to rent "The
Pillow Book" and watch it all the way through. Then report back to us: Do
the rewards (hint: Ewan's "family assets" are involved) outweigh the
eventual tedium?

Welcome. We'll teach you the secret handshake later. ;-)

- Anne

Anne

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Nov 28, 2002, 9:13:58 AM11/28/02
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> Hey! Some of us are not only Dirty Old Ladies, but ALSO Proud Porkinites!
>
> Nesha :-)


Oops! No offense intended, Nesha.

How do you rationalize your, ummmmm, disparate tastes?

- Anne

Theresa Wojtasiewicz

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Nov 28, 2002, 9:55:58 AM11/28/02
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And the second assignment is "Shallow Grave". How about it, A - have you
tracked that one down yet? (This is another one I haven't seen all the
way through, but that was only because I happened upon it on one evening
whilst channel surfing - and now have to wait until it turns up again!
not being a big fan of renting movies, nor of getting tv guides of
various pedigrees on account of they are now so unwieldy as to give War
and Peace a run for its money).

Nesha Kovalick

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Nov 28, 2002, 3:03:27 PM11/28/02
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----------
In article <hennypenny-28...@192.168.1.100>, henny...@cox.net
(Anne) wrote:

I've learned that it doesn't pay to be overly choosy when dealing with men?

Nesha <g>


>
> - Anne

Anne

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Nov 28, 2002, 9:38:01 PM11/28/02
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> And the second assignment is "Shallow Grave". How about it, A - have you
> tracked that one down yet?

Hi, Theresa -- No, I haven't yet, but I'm glad you reminded me... this is
a nice long holiday weekend and I may just try to rent it tomorrow.

- Anne
D.O.L.L.

Anne

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Nov 28, 2002, 9:38:51 PM11/28/02
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> I've learned that it doesn't pay to be overly choosy when dealing with men?


LOL!

- A.

Luna Rossa

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Nov 29, 2002, 9:03:46 AM11/29/02
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"Anne" <henny...@cox.net> wrote in message
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> Hi, Luna: You just did!

That part was easy... ;)

> Your first assignment (it's kind of a hazing, really) is to rent "The
> Pillow Book" and watch it all the way through. Then report back to us: Do
> the rewards (hint: Ewan's "family assets" are involved) outweigh the
> eventual tedium?

If Ewan's 'family assets' are involved I think I know the answer already!!
Better get to the video store...

Luna

Angelia Sparrow

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Nov 29, 2002, 11:01:22 PM11/29/02
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-- "Anne" <henny...@cox.net> wrote in message
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>
> > ::Shakes hand:: I thought straight femfans were a legend.
>
>
> Howdy. :-)
>
> Actually we have a bunch of straight female SW fans on >RASSM.

I knew there had to be straight ones, but all my little bi self kept running
into were bi and lesbians. (The last stats I heard put us at 30% of the
fandom)

I figured it was the general high level of intelligence and took it for
granted.

>Some of us
> are even members of D.O.L.L. (Dirty Old Ladies League) To become a
> member, you have to be a woman "of a certain age" and have a fine
> appreciation of handsome young SW actors like Ewan McGregor and Hayden
> Christensen.

Ooo, sign me up. Ewan is a hottie with an enormous talent!
Love Moulin rouge, the Pillow Book, Brassed off and Velvet Goldmine.

I want to see Life as a House.

But it's Chris Lee and Jimmy Smits that turn my gears.

Did i mention I'm still madly in lust with Harrison Ford, vintage 1980? And
that ongoing 25 yo Luke crush isn't ending, tho I passed him years ago in
age.

>
> We are *not* to be confused with Porkinites.
>
> - Anne

I get a chuckle from them, and keep having visions of
pulled pork sandwiches.

Angelia Sparrow

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Nov 29, 2002, 11:05:34 PM11/29/02
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"Anne" <henny...@cox.net> wrote in message
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> > I'm new here, been lurking for a while... but I'm
> > definately at D.O.L.L. How do I sign up???
>
> Hi, Luna: You just did!
>
> Your first assignment (it's kind of a hazing, really) is to rent "The
> Pillow Book" and watch it all the way through. Then report back to us: Do
> the rewards (hint: Ewan's "family assets" are involved) outweigh the
> eventual tedium?


There was tedium?

I found it dreamily erotic, slow and sensual.

The writing on the bodies is so SEXY!
But i believe words are mystical entities in their own right and that
writing is sacred.

And the assests are all very nice.

Rainbow Heron

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Nov 29, 2002, 11:38:24 PM11/29/02
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On Mon, 25 Nov 2002 15:07:46 +0000, Peter Hanely
<han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:

Qui-Gon Jinn or Mace Windu depending on the color of my lightsaber and
my transportation.

-Rainbow Heron
(sig's busy reading the blog)

Nice web layout!
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Penny for your two cents?

Anne

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Nov 29, 2002, 11:29:09 PM11/29/02
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> Did i mention I'm still madly in lust with Harrison Ford, vintage 1980?

He was da bomb. IMHO :-)

- Anne

Rainbow Heron

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Nov 29, 2002, 11:47:21 PM11/29/02
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On Thu, 28 Nov 2002 00:27:24 GMT, "Angelia Sparrow"
<vala...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
>"Anne" <henny...@cox.net> wrote in message
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>> > http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/
>>
>>
>> Well, I started to take this test but stalled when I got to the parts
>> about kissing Leia and/or Padme.

I just choose something else- there's usually something there I'd
rather do anyway.

>> Don't they have a female version of this where we get to choose between
>> kissing Anakin and (NO, not Porkins!) Han or something?

Not unless a girl writes it.

>> Bah humbug.

I agree.

>> - A.
>>
>Wait, wait! You're a girl

Yeah

>and you *don't* want to kiss Leia or Padme?

Ew! Of course not!

>::blows screeching whistle::

<plugs up ears>

>I found a straight one!

Two

<high-fives Anne>

>::Shakes hand:: I thought straight femfans were a legend.

<waves> I guess I'm a legend then! :-D

-Rainbow Heron
(sig hopes it doesn't go to RH's head)

I'll go add it to my resume... ;-)


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I'm gonna kick their asses! And then I'm gonna kick their butts!
And when I'm done kicking their donkeys and cigarettes,
I'm gonna kick THEM!

Darth Gumby

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Dec 2, 2002, 9:21:38 PM12/2/02
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On Thu, 28 Nov 2002 15:03:27 -0500, Nesha Kovalick transmitted this:

>----------
>In article <hennypenny-28...@192.168.1.100>, henny...@cox.net
>(Anne) wrote:
>
>
>>> Hey! Some of us are not only Dirty Old Ladies, but ALSO Proud Porkinites!

You tell, 'em, Nesha!

>>> Nesha :-)
>>
>> Oops! No offense intended, Nesha.
>>
>> How do you rationalize your, ummmmm, disparate tastes?
>
>I've learned that it doesn't pay to be overly choosy when dealing with men?

Bill Hootkins is a fine looking man, he's got a nice voice too. :)

>Nesha <g>
>
>> - Anne

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