[SITH WAR]: McEwok's Anvil
Policrat
convenientlie-suppliet wee anvil. "Ah wiznae wantin' tae speik Weegie fer...
fa... fae... ahh... Edinburra. Hiv tae dae fae tae be goin' oan wi', ah
gess."
Wi' ane reiveris smile, McEwok yirdit the anvil, an' startit tae mutter
deirkly tae hissel' - bot quhen, ane wheen whistlin' haud efterwaurdis, the
caddie o' the lunk speirit his right fuit upoan its' landin', he left off
speirin, an' howlit like ane howlatt intae the luft.
"Cuntbitten, beshittin, lug o' iron," he flyted, quhen he had found his voce
agin, fetchin' a houk a' the iron wi' his guid' foot - bot agin he yelpit in
an agonie. Fer, ablins, even quhen lyin' in ane gutter an no fallin' frae
the luft because o' the actions o' fou, touchit, Michael-Scott-impersonatin'
Squiddis takin' their play in the comedie o' this waruld, ane iron anvil is
maist-times considerablie mair duir an' doughty than ane human fuit. An' so,
yelpin' like as tae ane whelp, McEwok fell back hard agin oan his buttockis
oan the croun o' the causeway.
"Ach," he said, efter several stunnit silences hid passed. "There sauld be a
statutit cautell tae bar oot this sort o' situation' fae happenin'..."
Sae saein', he haulit hissel, an wi a grim deirk froun oan him, rubbin' his
sair, cobble-bruisit postillions wi' ane hand, the quhile reachin' fer his
hip-flaisk an' unstopperin' it wi' the ither, he set oaf alang the close,
and back tae the weir an' strife ragin' in RASSM Citie...
"Ah gess ah'd better be about an' daen' somethin, then," he shrugged, takin'
a swig o' the limpit hervist-colourit water o' life....
Summarie: 3is poste be written out in 3e Scottis langue.
Steve...@rightbehindyou.com
Och, me heid hairts.
As a primer for McEwok-speak, it's great. I'd been meaning to ask for
something like this.
Steve Tilson
:)
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Policrat
Steve...@rightbehindyou.com at Steve...@rightbehindyou.com wrote on
29/10/03 2:29 pm:
Sorry... :D
> As a primer for McEwok-speak, it's great. I'd been meaning to ask for
> something like this.
But hadn't been willing to risk the brickbats?
> Steve Tilson
> :)
Pol'
Steve...@rightbehindyou.com
Essentially, yes.
> > Steve Tilson
> > :)
>
> Pol'
Steve Tilson
Sara Waterfall
Translation?
Sara
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Policraticus: The Real McEwok
Weak!
To my shame, my American flatmate (not the cheerleader!) has just
introduced me to the music of Dick Gaughan... even if it is a Leith
accent trying to disguise itself as Doric... and the politics will
probably make Steve spit...
> > > Steve Tilson
> > > :)
> >
> > Pol'
>
> Steve Tilson
Pol'
Sara Waterfall
[snip]
>To my shame, my American flatmate (not the cheerleader!) has just
>introduced me to the music of Dick Gaughan... even if it is a Leith
>accent trying to disguise itself as Doric... and the politics will
>probably make Steve spit...
You get mad points if you can make Tilson's head spin around like
Linda Blair's in the Exorcist. Double points if he projectile vomits
as well.
Sara
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Steve...@rightbehindyou.com
I only understood about 58% of it.
Steve Tilson
Policrat
lu...@cshore.com wrote on 30/10/03 12:21 am:
Noo, that wad just be wrang, d'ye ken?
> Sara
Pol'
Policrat
lu...@cshore.com wrote on 29/10/03 1:54 am:
> Who's queen, Policraticus: The Real McEwok?
Why, you are, of course, Sal...
> [snip]
>
>> To my shame, my American flatmate (not the cheerleader!) has just
>> introduced me to the music of Dick Gaughan... even if it is a Leith
>> accent trying to disguise itself as Doric... and the politics will
>> probably make Steve spit...
>
> You get mad points if you can make Tilson's head spin around like
> Linda Blair's in the Exorcist. Double points if he projectile vomits
> as well.
I think I'll just see if I can go for 'swallow' instead of 'spit'...
> Sara
Pol'
Steve...@rightbehindyou.com
Nice try.
> > Sara