[Sith War 2002] I'm Taking Over

[Politically Correct Star Wars Fan]

The Leader sat watching as his supposed ally betrayed him. Quickly
giving instructions to Ulca, The Leader jumped up and pushed the
bloated figure of Ponte away from the microphone.

"James Trory may have won the election by write in, but he is
ineligible! Yes, he was a citizen of RASSM Planet long ago, but he
huffed out so many times that his citizenship was revoked! Now he is
only a trial citizen thanks to Sal, the INS is currently keeping a
watchful eye on them to be sure this isn't a scam to gain him a green
card to RASSM. This clearly makes it impossible for him to hold
office. Trory is nulled!" The Leader announced, producing papers to
back up this claim.

Drake, Drakette or whatever it's called at the moment, jumped to the
microphone. "That means I win! I'll be a great President, I'll make
you all proud and get you all the porn you want." Drake started
making all kinds of promises, not noticing that Ulca now stood behind
him with a blaster until Ulca had repeatedly shot him with the blaster
on heavy stun. Quickly grabbing her/him/it at the armpits and
dragging it away.

"Well, Drake or whatever that was, would have been the President. But
with him currently indisposed, it falls to me to lead. And as my
first act as your President, I shall inform you about an Ewok in your
midst! An Ewok who wears a human face and hides better than Gary
Coleman! I shall point you to his master, whether the it's master
knows of it's Ewok identity or not, I can only guess. But you shall
know now that SEAN WALSH IS ACTUALLY AN EWOK!" The Leader announced
as all eyes turned toward Ponte and Walsh, both of who had grown
extremely pale.

"I will depart to arrange my new palace to be build here in the city,
and will allow you all to deal with these beings as you see fit." The
Leader said, striding out and catching a shuttle up to his Gavel Star.
As he did, an angry mob descended upon Walsh and Ponte.

Moments later aboard the Gavel Star, The Leader looked over their
unconscious captive Drakette, still clutching the chrome vibrator.
"Ulca, put some clothes on her. That's indecent."

"Yes sir." Ulca said, clothing the nude redhead.

"Good, now let's carbon freeze her, and make sure you freeze the
vibrator too. I don't want anything to come back later and cause me
problems." The Leader said, not falling into a movie style villain
mindset.

"Immediately sir." Ulca said, tossing Drakette and the vibrator onto
the handy freezing unit, quickly encasing them in carbonite

"Well now that we've got that done, let's get me a palace set up on
the planet, shall we?" The Leader said, ready to rule and destroy
anyone who messed with him again.

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Summary:

The Leader nulls Trory's ability to hold the Presidency then does away
with Drake, making himself the President.

The Leader announces Sean Walsh is an Ewok and raises the possibility
that Ponte is in league with the Ewoks.

The Leader encases Drakette in carbonite and prepares to build a
palace for himself on the planet.