Axiom 1. Any quotation that can be altered will be.
Corollary 1A: Vivid words hook misquotes in the mind.
Corollary 1B: Numbers are hard to keep straight.
Corollary 1C: Small changes can have a big impact (or: what a difference
an a makes).
Corollary 1D: If noted figures don't say what needs to be said, we'll say
it for them.
Corollary 1E: Journalists are a less than dependable source of accurate
quotes.
Corollary 1F: Famous dead people make excellent commentators on current
events.
Axiom 2. Famous quotes need famous mouths.
Corollary 2A: Well-known messengers get credit for clever comments they
report from less celebrated mouths.
Corollary 2B: Particularly quotable figures receive more than their share
of quotable quotes.
Corollary 2C: Comments made about someone might as well have been said by
that person.
Corollary 2D: Who you think said something may depend on where you live.
Corollary 2E: Vintage quotes are considered to be in the public domain.
Corollary 2F: In a pinch, any orphan quote can be called a Chinese proverb.
Bill Thomas Got the Keyes book for $2.98, remaindered
libl...@cerf.net at Barnes and Noble recently.
Nice set of rules, but you've neglected the Usenet specific rule that says
any quote which sounds vaguely appropriate to do so will sooner or later
be attributed to H.L. Mencken, Mark Twain or Albert Einstein.
Ed Fitzgerald
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: Nice set of rules, but you've neglected the Usenet specific rule that says
: any quote which sounds vaguely appropriate to do so will sooner or later
: be attributed to H.L. Mencken, Mark Twain or Albert Einstein.
...or Oscar Wilde.
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Ed Fitzgerald
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Are you sure it wasn't Wilde or Shaw? :-) :-)
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