[Sith War 2002] Ensnared
Peter Hanely
Thus far the Jedi Hacker had been successfull in keeping his identity
and form a secret. Now, wrapped in a net and dragged by a hostile
droid, was a good time to reveal his existance as an android. The
middle fingertip of his right hand flopped open, out shot a data probe,
straight for the port in the back of his captors neck. He'd literaly
given the brutish droid the finger. Swiftly he uploaded a software
'restraining bolt'. Every servo and solinoid froze, toppling the brute.
The Hacker retracted his data probe and tried to free himself from the
net, only to find it still grasped firmly in the droids now frozen hand.
Sabre, blaster, buzz saw, even a crainial transciever with some range,
and he'd be out soon. With little more than a computer maintainance kit
built into this body, getting loose could take awhile.
At least he wouldn't be delivered to Ponte.
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> R5-P1- disabled by Ponte for 1 week, not entirely
R5-P1 nearly threw a tantrum as the stealth probe crashed into it's ("'"
to annoy Tilson) deathstar's (again) main weapon port. It could still
fire, just couldn't focus well enough to avoid a backfire, much like
when a pit droid fell into the ion cannon on the Giant PDA. RASSM would
pay for it's impertianance in rejecting him and supporting the evil
status quo.
It would take time to repair the dammage. Meanwhile, the polyhedral
death star would move into a higher orbit for better effect when time
came to destroy the enemies.
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Summary:
- Hacker cripples the droid holding him, but still needs to escape from
the net.
- R5-P1 moves his death star toa higher orbit to hit half the planet in
one shot.
--
The Jedi Hacker
"Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."
cai...@newsreader.com
> > Babbage- captured by Ponte
>
> Thus far the Jedi Hacker had been successfull in keeping his identity
> and form a secret. Now, wrapped in a net and dragged by a hostile
> droid, was a good time to reveal his existance as an android.
Now how did I manage to miss that when I performed that non-elective
surgery on you a few months ago?
> The
> middle fingertip of his right hand flopped open, out shot a data probe,
> straight for the port in the back of his captors neck. He'd literaly
> given the brutish droid the finger.
WHOOP HA HA HA HA HA HA! That's quite witty of you, Peter.
> Swiftly he uploaded a software
> 'restraining bolt'. Every servo and solinoid
Hey, anybody here listen to Cabaret Voltaire? Heard that song "Soulenoid
(A Scream at the Right Time)" from the Plasticity album? I love that
album. All those samples from "Demon With a Glass Hand," one of the many
good things Harlan Ellison has written, set to a rockin' early-90's
technoindustrial beat.
But the best song has to be the first one on the album, a sort of gangsta
liturgy set to a relentless, pounding bass pulse.
I just wanted to mention that.
> froze, toppling the brute.
> The Hacker retracted his data probe and tried to free himself from the
> net, only to find it still grasped firmly in the droids now frozen hand.
>
> Sabre, blaster, buzz saw, even a crainial transciever with some range,
> and he'd be out soon. With little more than a computer maintainance kit
> built into this body, getting loose could take awhile.
>
> At least he wouldn't be delivered to Ponte.
Well, Ponte can be grateful for small mercies.
> -------------------------------
> > R5-P1- disabled by Ponte for 1 week, not entirely
>
> R5-P1 nearly threw a tantrum as the stealth probe crashed into it's ("'"
> to annoy Tilson)
*massive shrug* Hey, YOU'RE the one it makes look stupid. Knock yourself
out.
> deathstar's (again) main weapon port. It could still
> fire, just couldn't focus well enough to avoid a backfire, much like
> when a pit droid fell into the ion cannon on the Giant PDA. RASSM would
> pay for it's impertianance
I'm a little strapped right now. Can I put my impertianance on an
installalament plan?
> in rejecting him and supporting the evil
> status quo.
>
> It would take time to repair the dammage. Meanwhile, the polyhedral
> death star would move into a higher orbit for better effect when time
> came to destroy the enemies.
>
> ------------------------------
> Summary:
> - Hacker cripples the droid holding him, but still needs to escape from
> the net.
>
> - R5-P1 moves his death star toa higher orbit to hit half the planet in
> one shot.
Trekkie.
Steve Tilson
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Corn Flake
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Jade
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Quite logical, really.
Peter Hanely
> Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
>
>> > Babbage- captured by Ponte
>>
>>Thus far the Jedi Hacker had been successfull in keeping his identity
>>and form a secret. Now, wrapped in a net and dragged by a hostile
>>droid, was a good time to reveal his existance as an android.
>
>
> Now how did I manage to miss that when I performed that non-elective
> surgery on you a few months ago?
>
- Hacker is killed in an attack on his shop.
- after wandering around as a ghost for awhile, he's sucked into a
replicant that'd been waiting for a program in a hidden workshop deep
underground.
>
> Trekkie.
And proud of it.
>
> Steve Tilson, the loser.
cai...@newsreader.com
> cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
> > Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
> >
> >> > Babbage- captured by Ponte
> >>
> >>Thus far the Jedi Hacker had been successfull in keeping his identity
> >>and form a secret. Now, wrapped in a net and dragged by a hostile
> >>droid, was a good time to reveal his existance as an android.
> >
> >
> > Now how did I manage to miss that when I performed that non-elective
> > surgery on you a few months ago?
> >
> Because the Hacker wasn't an android back then. To recap:
> - Hacker is killed in an attack on his shop.
> - after wandering around as a ghost for awhile, he's sucked into a
> replicant that'd been waiting for a program in a hidden workshop deep
> underground.
>
> >
> > Trekkie.
>
> And proud of it.
>
> >
> > Steve Tilson, the loser.
Ooh, adding stuff to my post as if I'd written it. Yeah, that'll show me.
> --
> The Jedi Hacker
> "Strip me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."
Sara Waterfall
>cai...@NewsReader.Com wrote:
>> Peter Hanely <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
>>
>>> > Babbage- captured by Ponte
>>>
>>>Thus far the Jedi Hacker had been successfull in keeping his identity
>>>and form a secret. Now, wrapped in a net and dragged by a hostile
>>>droid, was a good time to reveal his existance as an android.
>>
>>
>> Now how did I manage to miss that when I performed that non-elective
>> surgery on you a few months ago?
>>
>Because the Hacker wasn't an android back then. To recap:
>- Hacker is killed in an attack on his shop.
>- after wandering around as a ghost for awhile, he's sucked into a
>replicant that'd been waiting for a program in a hidden workshop deep
>underground.
Why does no one stay dead anymore? How did my copy of "Battle of Los
Angeles" get buried in my sister's room? Who snaffled my Oreos when I
wasn't looking? Where have all the cowboys gone?
Ergh. Making references to music I am forced to listen to at work.
Someone kill me.
>> Steve Tilson, the loser.
Hacker, I hate to say it, but you are grade-A twat material. I think
the threat to humor here should be upgraded to a slightly panicky bile
color.
Sal
-actually, scratch that. a Sith War against humor terrorists? blah.
--
MiSTie #92866, death-bitch, and all around wonderful person.
"That's what you say, but evil is good. Evil is the job!" - Robotrek
cshore.com enjoys getting email for lull.
ObeeKris
straddling a state line:
> Ergh. Making references to music I am forced to listen to at work.
> Someone kill me.
Sorry. You're still considered a Sith War main character. However,
if you'd like to clone yourself, I can behead it for you.
ObeeKris
Peter Hanely
Actually, someone can kill a main character with permission.
(too busy rebuilding to do the job at the moment.)
Sara Waterfall
>ObeeKris wrote:
>> This post valid only when Sara Waterfall <lu...@cshore.com> is
>> straddling a state line:
>>
>>>Ergh. Making references to music I am forced to listen to at work.
>>>Someone kill me.
>>
>>
>> Sorry. You're still considered a Sith War main character. However,
>> if you'd like to clone yourself, I can behead it for you.
>>
>> ObeeKris
>
>Actually, someone can kill a main character with permission.
>(too busy rebuilding to do the job at the moment.)
I have two words for you: Fuck and off.
Damn, you're an irritant.
Just so we're clear on this, no one has permission to kill me. In
fact, anyone tries it, and I will rip you a new asshole...
...in your face.
Sal
-try explaining that one on a date
--
MiSTie #92866, death-bitch, and all around wonderful person.
"Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want, or
I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do." - They Might Be
Giants
ObeeKris
straddling a state line:
> Why won't you just go away, Peter Hanely?
> >ObeeKris wrote:
> >> This post valid only when Sara Waterfall <lu...@cshore.com> is
> >> straddling a state line:
> >>>Ergh. Making references to music I am forced to listen to at work.
> >>>Someone kill me.
> >> Sorry. You're still considered a Sith War main character. However,
> >> if you'd like to clone yourself, I can behead it for you.
> >> ObeeKris
> >Actually, someone can kill a main character with permission.
> >(too busy rebuilding to do the job at the moment.)
> I have two words for you: Fuck and off.
> Damn, you're an irritant.
> Just so we're clear on this, no one has permission to kill me. In
> fact, anyone tries it, and I will rip you a new asshole...
> ...in your face.
Just so we're clear:
if someone tries to kill you, you're going to rip the person who tried
to kill you a new asshole, or
you'll rip Hanely a new asshole, even if he wasn't the one who tried
to kill you?
ObeeKris
The offer to kill a *clone* of you is still open.
Sara Waterfall
If anyone tries to kill me, I'll rip him and Hanely a new asshole. If
Hanely tries it, I'll rip two so he'll have matching assholes in his
face.
Anyone else tries to use HOT LESBIAN ACTION(tm) without my express
say-so, I'm going to cry.
Sal
-boohoo
--
MiSTie #92866, death-bitch, and all around wonderful person.
"Breaking into your starship and killing your guards is wizard.
Yippee." - Vader, the abridged "A New Hope" script
(http://ter.air0day.com/swnewhope.html)
Drake
Hey, at least it looks like the wrestling newsgroups aren't crossposting
here anymore. Considering it was WWE Raw that used your HOT LESBIAN ACTION
(tm) on national television, if you can show when you first started using
it, you should be able to sue. ;) Okay, maybe not... but it was both
funny and sad to see that many wrestling fans at first chant "HOT LESBIAN
ACTION" long with Eric Bitchoff, then the crowd going "H.L.A.!"
Alas, I won't try and kill you or use that without permission. Though you
mention the new asshole on the face and I keep having flashbacks to the
Preacher comic book...
Drake
The HOT LESBIAN ACTION incident followed after the previous weeks almost
commitment ceremony of two, not gay but we play them on tv, wrestlers...
And people wonder just how I got like I am.
ObeeKris
plankton, gunpowder, or "Drake" <daemo...@charter.net>:
<snip>
> Drake
> The HOT LESBIAN ACTION incident followed after the previous weeks almost
> commitment ceremony of two, not gay but we play them on tv, wrestlers...
> And people wonder just how I got like I am.
You used to be a professional wrestler?
Drake
Used to be? No, of course not, never... there's no proof at all of that.
None at all. Really. There really is no similarity between me and Big Van
Vader, really. Pure speculation. No proof. None.
Drake
Damn, I need a new mask and gimmick now.