alt.obnoxious.spam.recoded.translated.satirized

[John Cowan]

alt.important.disclaimer.read!.understand!.believe!
alt.authorial.opinions.!given.!shown.!written

alt.dave.rhodes.am.am.am
alt.dirt.poor.was.was.was.
alt.filthy.lucre.needed.needed.needed.
alt.rich.man.am.am.am
alt.rich.reader.become.become.become

alt.subjoined.list.examine.examine.examine
alt.ten.entries.has.has.has
alt.first.entry.read.copy.delete
alt.ten.dollars.wrap.mail.send

alt.own.address.append.append.append
alt.ten.letters.duplicate.duplicate.duplicate
alt.one.week.need.use.use
alt.ten.friends.find.find.find
alt.ten.copies.send.send.send

alt.ten.weeks.wait.wait.wait
alt.many.letters.multiply.multiply.multiply
alt.huge.gelt.receive.receive.receive
alt.mega.bucks.spend.spend.spend
alt.nasty.feds.forget.forget.forget

[alt.sucker.list.delete.snip.bobbit]

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alt.john.cowan.am.am.am.
alt."co...@ccil.org".address.use.use.use
alt.eosai.lojban.sarji.sarji.sarji

[Lesley Ann Jones]

alt.sly.trickster.duplicate.mail.pester
alt.requisite.dollars.!send.!care.keep
alt.seedy.list.change.meddle.alter
alt.my.name.list.list.decalist!
alt.sleazy.bandit.am!.am!.am!

alt.bad.karma.pursue.torment.decimate
alt.rabid.dog.bite.infect.inject
alt.copious.cash.!come.!arrive.!appear
alt.evil.feddies.arrest.detain.convict
alt.concrete.prison.confine.punish.labor

alt.sorrowful.advice.give.impart.endow
alt.shady.money.decieve.lure.fail
alt.horrid.punishment.ensue.occur.envelop
alt.shackled.life.bring.cause.make
alt.painful.lesson.listen.learn.heed

[MichelleR]

alt.frequent.lurker.am.am.am
alt.occasional.poster.am.am.am
alt.hilarious.post.read.perused.scanned
alt.little.giggles.erupted.spilled.bubbled
(alt.fair-haired.bimbo.!am.!am.!am
alt.prior."little-giggles".mislead?.imply?.!define)
alt.more.parodies.write!.compose!.create!
alt.appreciative.audience.awaits.demands!.asks?

alt.auburn-haired.MichelleR.was.is.will-be